The Weather Thread

[PhillyGirl]

I think it's the lead story on the national news.

Yeah, it's not just the east coast. like half the country is under excessive heat warnings.

[hbionic]

Why the farg is this even a topic.

Have you all run out of things to talk about that you have to mention the weather? That's usually what that means.

[hbionic]

Idiot 1: "It's gonna be hot today"

Idiot 2: "What do you mean, it already is hot today"

Idiot 3: "Hot? It's not hot, its humid"

Idiot 2: "Actually, it's hot AND humid"

Idiot 1: "No way, those can happen at the same time?"

Idiot 4: "I may be wrong, but I think this happened around the same time last year"

Idiot 2: "This seems too weird. Heat, humidity, on the East coast, in the summer? I think this is the first time EVER. It's so
             farging hot. Let's talk more about it."

Idiot 1: "It's so hot"

Idiot 3: "Yeah, I agree"

6 months later

Idiot 1: "It's farging cold today"

Idiot 2: "I heard its going to snow and hail"

Idiot 3: "No shtein? I get to farging wake up earlier to shovel the snow out of my driveway so that I can drive on ice hoping I
             don't get in a wreck so that I can get to work so I can talk to every other icehole there about the weather? Sweet!

Idiot 4: "Yeah, Californians WISH they could experience this shtein"

Idiot 2: "Hey, did you hear? It's so farging cold, it's going to be on the news!"

Idiot 3: "No shtein? That's awesome. I'm going to post about the cold on the internet"

Idiot 1: "Not if I do it first!"

Idiot 2: "Hey, who's that guy sticking a gun in his mouth"

Police: "his name was hbionic, male, hispanic, survived by his parrot and pet snail. Wounds were self-inflicted due to excessive
            weather conversation"

[ice grillin you]

I think it's the lead story on the national news.

next to pretty missing white girls the weather garners the highest ratings of anything on the news

[SD]

I'll take 100+ degree weather over 18 inches of snow any day of the week.

[PhillyGirl]

LOL at the idiots who say "Oh, [insert desert city on west coast] is 110 ALL of the time, what are you complaining about?"

Having lived in both, I can tell you they are 100% nothing the same. You can BBQ and hang out in 110 in dry heat without feeling like you'll keel over and suffocate from the humidity.

and yes, I'm complaining. I don't like running on treadmills and I'd rather not die attempting to run in this. It was 93 degree heat index at midnight last night.

[mussa]

I work outside now and we canceled work today because of it. Yesterday two hours into the job I felt like I had worked a full day, cloths completely drenched and just beat physically.

[Munson]

I'll take 100+ degree weather over 18 inches of snow any day of the week.

False. Nothing better than being snowed in

[MDS]

casey anthony vs. inclement weather

soccer mom battle royal?

[PhillyPhreak54]

How do people survive in such sweltering heat?!?!?!?!

[Rome]

I get a kick out of the panic over the heat wave going on around the country.  It's literally exactly the same weather here in Florida but it's like that from late May till late September.  Every.  Day.

Tough it out, kooks.

[Munson]

Yes, it is 99 degrees with 120 degree heat index every day from May until October

[hbionic]

I get a kick out of the panic over the heat wave going on around the country.  It's literally exactly the same weather here in Florida but it's like that from late May till late September.  Every.  Day.

Tough it out, kooks.

I feel the same way. Unfortunately, the moment it rains in So. Cal, it becomes "Storm Watch 20__" farging annoying. When I watch local news, I want to watch how a 10 year old out of Compton made it to junior high with only 2 bullets lodged in their head instead of 10, like normal kids their age. farging rain!

[PhillyGirl]

I get a kick out of the panic over the heat wave going on around the country.  It's literally exactly the same weather here in Florida but it's like that from late May till late September.  Every.  Day.

Tough it out, kooks.

I feel the same way. Unfortunately, the moment it rains in So. Cal, it becomes "Storm Watch 20__" farging annoying. When I watch local news, I want to watch how a 10 year old out of Compton made it to junior high with only 2 bullets lodged in their head instead of 10, like normal kids their age. farging rain!

You're both full of shtein.

It's 118 degree heat index in Southern NJ right now. Bionic, there is never ANYTHING like this out there. Ever. 110 degrees in LA is like 80 here. There is no humidity. It's dry.

And Rome, please...118 degree heat index every day? Give me a farging break.

[charlie]

its hotter where i am than where you are... nyah nyah nyah....