Worthless Pre-Training Camp Odds for the NFL

Started by Father Demon, June 05, 2006, 12:16:51 AM

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Father Demon

From www.BetOnSports.com

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Odds to Win 2007 NFL Championship
   
Colts          +550
Patriots       +1000
Broncos       +1100
Seahawks       +1200
Panthers       +1200
Steelers       +1200
Cowboys       +1500
Chiefs          +1600
Giants          +1800
Dolphins       +1800
Bears          +1800
taterskins       +2000
Eagles          +2500
Jaguars       +3000
Bengals       +3500
Chargers       +3500
Vikings       +3500
Cardinals       +3600
Ravens       +3600
Buccaneers       +4000
Falcons       +4000
Rams          +6000
Saints          +6200
Packers       +7500
Bills          +8000
Raiders       +8000
Lions          +8500
Browns       +9000
Jets          +10500
Titans          +11500
Texans       +12500
49ers          +14500

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Odds to Win 2007 NFC Championship
   
Seahawks       +250
Panthers       +550
Cowboys       +750
Bears          +800
Giants          +900
taterskins       +900 
Eagles          +1100
Vikings       +1300
Buccaneers       +1800
Falcons       +1900
Cardinals       +2000
Rams          +3000
Saints          +3300
Packers       +3500
Lions          +4200
49ers          +7000

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Odds to win the 2006 NFC East Division
   
Dallas Cowboys       +175
New York Giants       +275
Washington taterskins       +275
Philadelphia Eagles       +325

I decided to add this one, because it's retarded.

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What will happen for TO during the 2006 - 2007 NFL Season?
   
  He will be caught smoking Pot                   +500
  He will quit football to try out Auto Racing             +15000
  He will be arrested during a game for armed robbery          +15000
  He will be fired for Punching a Team mate in the face          +500
  He will score 20 or more TDs                   +400
  He will record 2 or more TD passes                +500
  He will quit the Cowboys to become a QB at any other team       +15000
  He will open a bar and named "EGOCENTRIC"             +1000
  He will quit football to become an actor                +1000
  He will celebrate his 1st TD by depositing the ball at a Dallas Star    +150
  He will celebrate his 2nd TD of the season by kissing a Cheerleader on TV    +1000
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.