Thank goodness I'm a sports fan

Started by PhillyGirl, August 04, 2005, 02:20:31 PM

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PhillyGirl

"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Wingspan

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rjs246

That chick needed to get her priorities straight.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

NGM

This must have been a recurring issue for him to go get a claw hammer.  Instead of maybe smothering her with a pillow to shut her up for a few minutes.
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Yeti

Those Panamanians love their sports.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

MadMarchHare

If she was in the kitchen making him a sandwich like she's supposed to, none of this would've happened.
Anyone but Reid.

RomeyRome

QuoteThe defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows

:o

MadMarchHare

Quote from: NB on August 04, 2005, 03:05:13 PM
QuoteThe defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows

:o

Yeah, you'd really only need 4 strikes:  Shut *wham* the *wham* farg *wham* up! *wham*
Anyone but Reid.

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Drunkmasterflex

 :-D@ MMH, that is definately a farged up story 70 times here skull must have looked like it got ran over by a steam roller.  I wonder if the hammer was a straight or curved claw?
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MadMarchHare

"You didn't let me finish.  I'm not going to hurt you, Wendy.  I'm gonna bash your brains in. <heh, heh>.  Bash 'em right the farg in!"

Anyone but Reid.

Eaglez

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2124333

Like this be a warning. Do not get inbetween a man and his sports!

But in all seriousness, this was one brutal murder. It's such a weird story that I had to check twice to make sure it wasn't one of those gag sites. It seems legit.

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Eaglez

Man, it's impossible to break any news on this board.  :-D

PoopyfaceMcGee

Z!  Need an update on Correll Buckhalter's knee injury now!!