Michael Jackson..Guilty or Innocent?

Yeti · June 13, 2005, 04:30:55 PM

GF / Boba Fett.

Geowhizzer · June 13, 2005, 04:33:50 PM

I was just flipping channels, and all the news channels (Fox, CNN, MSNBC) are showing, live, the Michael Jackson caravan heading to the courthouse.

War in Iraq? Who cares!

Saddam on trial? Not important!

Mississippi Burning trial? Trivial!

It's a good thing that nothing else is happening in the world, or we wouldn't be able to see Michael's car(s) heading to the courthouse.

The Springerization of America is nearly complete.

TV just went off.

QB Eagles · June 13, 2005, 04:34:32 PM

They delayed the verdict until 4:45 to let the cable news channels savor the ratings a bit longer.

QB Eagles · June 13, 2005, 04:36:21 PM

Quote from: Geowhizzer on June 13, 2005, 04:33:50 PM
It's a good thing that nothing else is happening in the world, or we wouldn't be able to see Michael's car(s) heading to the courthouse.

Nothing else happening? Dude, somewhere out there, rich, telegenic white girls are missing! Missing I tell you! I demand full coverage.

Geowhizzer · June 13, 2005, 04:37:03 PM

Quote from: QB Eagles on June 13, 2005, 04:36:21 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on June 13, 2005, 04:33:50 PM
It's a good thing that nothing else is happening in the world, or we wouldn't be able to see Michael's car(s) heading to the courthouse.

Nothing else happening? Dude, somewhere out there, rich, telegenic white girls are missing! Missing I tell you! I demand full coverage.

Not to mention crazed-looking runaway brides.

QB Eagles · June 13, 2005, 04:39:22 PM

Look at this fancy crap CNN set up on their front page:

I think that means it's the 4th inning, there's men on second and third base, 2 outs.

Yeti · June 13, 2005, 04:44:57 PM

I say he walks on the bad charges and gets a misdemenor charge of providing minors with booze.

QB Eagles · June 13, 2005, 04:46:12 PM

I predict he's found innocent of the charges listed above, but found guilty of conspiracy to create a media circus.

MURP · June 13, 2005, 04:48:05 PM

anytime you think you are a loser for talking on a football message board just refer to any picture of Michael Jacksons "fans" who stand outside a courthouse for weeks.

Yeti · June 13, 2005, 04:49:14 PM

Quote from: MURP on June 13, 2005, 04:48:05 PM
anytime you think you are a loser for talking on a football message board just refer to any picture of Michael Jacksons "fans" who stand outside a courthouse for weeks.

I always thought we were the cool kids.

Wingspan · June 13, 2005, 04:49:54 PM

LOL...

ok caption contest as to what the rest of the heart says

winner gets a little diddle...

PoopyfaceMcGee · June 13, 2005, 04:50:25 PM

Most of the TV networks are, apparently, predicting he will be found guilty on most charges.

T_Section224 · June 13, 2005, 04:51:03 PM

unfortunately I think he gets one of the alcohol charges at most

MURP · June 13, 2005, 04:51:39 PM

Quote from: Wingspan on June 13, 2005, 04:49:54 PM
LOL...

ok caption contest as to what the rest of the heart says

winner gets a little diddle...

you are with the gays Michael, boys dont like your Farts.

T_Section224 · June 13, 2005, 04:52:11 PM

Quote from: MURP on June 13, 2005, 04:48:05 PM
anytime you think you are a loser for talking on a football message board just refer to any picture of Michael Jacksons "fans" who stand outside a courthouse for weeks.

I actually feel like a loser for posting about Jackson on a football message board.