Women

[PhillyPhreak54]

A SD post in this thread is like finding that hidden Christmas present under the tree

[General_Failure]

The more he posts in this thread, the more likely we are to see IGY post about him in the Mass Shootings thread.

[Chameleon]

Her thoughts:

He seemed out of sorts when he came to bed tonight.  I asked him what was bothering him and he shrugged and got in bed.  Every time I tried to get him to talk he didn't want to.  Instead he just wanted to watch tv.  Is he getting sick of me?  I began to kiss his him and he rolled me over and farged me and then rolled back over and went to sleep without saying a word.  Has he found someone else?  Am I getting fat?  Is there something wrong with me? 

His thoughts:

Today sucked.  Eagles lost.  Got laid though.

LMAO, got temp banned on 2+2 today. This made me feel good inside.

[SD]

Congrats Sgt

[PhillyPhreak54]

What are we missing?

[SD]

If you're getting married I'd say common sense

[PhillyPhreak54]

lolol

Sarge is getting married?

Congrats homie

[Diomedes]

If you need someone to officiate, let me know.  I'm sure Jay would lend me one of his Trotter jawns to don as a holy vestment.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I have four of them. White, green, black and the one Havas sent me.

[Sgt PSN]

Idiots. 

[ice grillin you]

I have four of them. White, green, black and teal.

[Munson]

I assume Sarge got her to say yes by also throwing in a sack of beads and some muskets?

Then again I could be way off and this could be a totally different woman. If so, oops.

Congrats, sarge.

[Sgt PSN]

We're not getting hitched.  It was a joint April Fools joke we both decided to do last night.  We've both been hearing it from friends and family (more from squaw's side than mine) to get married despite the fact that we keep telling them over and over that we don't believe in marriage.  So we wanted to farg with them and got the added bonus of damn near every person we know either blowing up our facebook or our cell phones.  It was fun for like an hour.  Then we got tired and wanted to go to bed and told everyone we were farging with them.  My friends thought it was funny....a few didn't fall for it in the least because they know better.  Most of squaw's MA friends and family from KS were really upset though.  Mission Accomplished.   

[Zanshin]

Why would anyone believe that yesterday?

[Zanshin]

I told my son that he could stay home from school to play video games and relax, and he believed that. Got him pretty good. But, he's 9.