Women

[SD]

So this thread needs rejuvenation, I picked out some winners:

They're crazy.  farging nutso.  Something wrong with them. 

What the hell is wrong with these people?  They have vaginas so they're crazy? Every farging one of them?  Jesus Christ, it's a goddamned nightmare.  Really it is.

they have estrogen and its like rage when its flowing. anything living is unsafe. its even better when the only days out of the month they are nice to you is after they bleed. the week before is like the apocalypse is happening and your why.

Proof russell wants to strangle his bitch when he's nagged. Preach on brotha.

Whenever the ladyfriend nags me about ANYTHING, even shtein that I completely ask for and deserve, it gets my hackles up. I can't imagine being in a relationship where the only form of communication is nagging and whining. farg that.

munson enjoys it when his girlfriend calls him a cvnt

My new girl, daughter of well-to-do catholic parents, likes to drop the C word. I myself have even had this world hurled viciously in my direction when I do something that angers her.

I gotta say it's pretty awesome.

[Munson]

That girl dropped it all the time. Also called her period "shark week", which I found too funny to be grossed out by.

Current girl is not a fan of the c word, unfortunately. But she don't care if I use it.

[rjs246]

Haha. SD is killin it.

A quote from three years ago saying that I hate nagging. I'm so unhappy! Hahaha.

[Rome]

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[rjs246]

I think that what I'm trying to say is that I'm scratching my balls and eating a burrito right now.

[SD]

Go back to your honey to do list

[PhillyGirl]

In 5 years of marriage, I have never made a "to do" list for MURP.

I don't know what kind of a world you live in, but its not reality. Its like you have this warped sense of things that you grabbed from a prime-time sitcom.

[Seabiscuit36]

he shacked up with a succubus, she sucked the life outta him, and he cant see that every woman out there isnt like the old one. 

[SD]

In 5 years of marriage, I have never made a "to do" list for MURP.

I don't know what kind of a world you live in, but its not reality. Its like you have this warped sense of things that you grabbed from a prime-time sitcom.

[SunMo]

lol SD is so bitter, man that devil woman must have farged up your world.

[SD]

I'm not bitter, I'm enlightened

[ice grillin you]

sd is definitely bitter but the people here acting like everything he is saying doesnt happen all the time are just as delusional

[rjs246]

sd is definitely bitter but the people here acting like everything he is saying doesnt happen all the time are just as delusional

This is actually a fantastic point. This shtein does happen all the time, there's no sense in denying it. It happens because people are idiots and decide to shack up with people who belong in a mental ward. But SD's point that all relationships fit that mold is absurd.

[mussa]

Like this stupid New Moon books and movies. What it's a stupid romance novel, but instead of Fabio, they switched him out with vampires and werewolves to make it seem ok to read about ridiculous and unrealistic relationships. I think it's pretty lame for fully grown women to sit back and fantasize about men being like characters in a book, like that ever exists in real life. It's not real. Get a grip. Make me a sandwich.

[rjs246]

I sit back and fantasize about porn stars and the unrealistic relationships that they have.

I agree that romance novel, teen vampire bullshtein is farging annoying and incomprehensible, but is it really so different from imagining a life where your significant other is dying to have her icehole penetrated and can't get off unless you unload on her face?