Women

[SD_Eagle5]

Megan Fox is ridiculous

[Munson]

Sorry that all of you are all over some 40+ year old overrated chick. Is she pretty? Yeah. But vastly overrated by you schmucks. She's. Not. That. Hot. Dyke haircuts always get a  from me.


There you go.


PS-Megan Fox=

[ice grillin you]

megan fox is hot but looks like a barbie doll

beyonce has more gum than teeth and her upper body is man like

halle is a sculpted goddess....until she and laura gemser have a daughter there will never be another person as hot as her

[rjs246]

beyonce has more gum than teeth and her upper body is man like

What in the farg are you talking about?

[ice grillin you]

next time you see a beyonce interview watch her smile...its all gum...gross

and he body is so disproportionate...boomin lower half with little bitty tities that make her upper half look man like

[ice grillin you]

you get a better view of it live but heres a picture that kinda shows it...

[rjs246]

Um, I'm not a fan of girls with the itty bitties, but I have NEVER met anyone who has called Beyonce flat-chested ever. And I while I agree that she's gummy, I've seen way worse and her's barely qualify anyway.

And Megan Fox can look like a Barbie doll all she wants. She is farging smoking.

[ice grillin you]

i didnt say flat chested i said itty bitties that are totally disproportionate from her lower half....i can see why some people would love beyonce because shes tall and has country boo ya but the bitch is mad overrated and does nothing for me...to each his own

megan fox is def hot...but again it goes to taste....shes pasty and fake looking to me...plus she has limited curves and needs to eat like 20 hamburgers

[rjs246]

Does your dick hang sideways? Your taste in women is confusing the shtein out of me. Whatever. Hooray for hot bitches.

[SD_Eagle5]

Does your dick hang sideways? Your taste in women is confusing the shtein out of me. Whatever. Hooray for hot bitches.

He likes em on the darker side and thick. When I say dark I mean not blonde, when I say thick I mean not skinny.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

IGY's right about Beyonce.  Pretty face, thick thighs, B-cups.

[ice grillin you]

IGY's right about Beyonce.  Pretty face, thick thighs, B-cups.

dont forget gums galore

[Munson]

B cups=
Though on her body she'd probably look better with bigger cans.

Huge tits don't make a girl hot. Even if her lack of a chest did effect her hottness, her ass more then makes up for it.

DOes anyone know the name of the blonde chick from John Ritters last sitcom 8 Simple Rules? I havn't seen her recently but I thought she was pretty hot. I'd like her to star in some pr0n.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Kaley Cuoco.  Standard skinny tall blonde.  Meh


I have no problem with B-cups, but on an otherwise-thick girl, they just aren't hot at all.  Halle Berry, pregnant or not, is light years ahead of Beyonce in every way except possibly musical talent.  And I'll bet even that is close.

[SD_Eagle5]

Why dogs are better than women...
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Dogs don't cry
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Dogs love it when your friends come over
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Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
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Dogs think you sing great

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A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink
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Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
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Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
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Dogs don't notice if you call them another dog's name
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Dogs are excited by rough play
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Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
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Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair
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Anyone can get a good looking dog
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If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
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Dogs don't shop
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Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor
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Dogs never need to examine the relationship
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A dog's parents never visit
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Dogs love long car trips
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Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
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When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it
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Dogs like beer
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Dogs don't hate their bodies
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Dogs never criticize
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Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
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Dogs never expect gifts
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Dogs don't worry about germs
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Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had
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Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives
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You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day
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Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry
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Dogs don't borrow your shirts
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Dogs never want foot rubs
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Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public
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Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
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Dogs can't talk
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Dogs seldom outlive you