Women

Started by Diomedes, June 10, 2007, 09:28:23 PM

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hbionic

Just saw the bat signal. Did someone mention teh gays?
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


SD

Quote from: Diomedes on August 24, 2017, 05:07:45 PM

you:  a middle aged single father, science denier, and closeted Trumper
her:  five kids from two baby daddies, bleached and dyed hair, buckets of ink, and fake tits....

bold prediction:  this ain't gonna end well

Cut my losses this morning.

Rome

Holy shtein that was fast. 

SD

Quote from: Rome on August 27, 2017, 09:25:34 AM
Holy shtein that was fast.

Its' been 3 months.

You gotta know when to fold em, know when to hold em, know when to walk away, and know when to run

Diomedes

In six months we're gonna be reading about how the bitch lied to him about birth control and now he's supporting two baby mammas.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

General_Failure

And boy is she going to pack that weight on quick!

The man. The myth. The legend.

SD

She had her tubes tied. I've seen the paperwork. Thanks for the concern.

Tomahawk

Dude, that's sofa king awesome. How did that conversation go? "I really want to believe you, but I'm going to have to see the medical records for your tube tying."

ice grillin you

Quote from: Tomahawk on August 27, 2017, 12:05:16 PM
Dude, that's sofa king awesome. How did that conversation go? "I really want to believe you, but I'm going to have to see the medical records for your tube tying."

lol

seems like a solid foundation for a great relationship
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

General_Failure

Now I have to return this wedding gift.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Rome

Well, that's one less restraining order he'll have to file...

:yay

hbionic

Quote from: Tomahawk on August 27, 2017, 12:05:16 PM
Dude, that's sofa king awesome. How did that conversation go?

SD: "I really want to believe you, but I'm going to have to see the medical records for your tube tying."
Chick: "Here you go"
SD: (quickly looks and hands back to her) "These aren't certified copies. I'm gonna need certified copies, and a copy for my files. Come back when you get your papers in order"

I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


General_Failure

I guess her tubes were tied up in red tape.

The man. The myth. The legend.

hbionic

I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


smeags

SD, you may want to stop looking for women at mcstew's.
If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel a fatass.

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 16, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
phillies will be under 500 this year...book it