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Started by Diomedes, June 10, 2007, 09:28:23 PM

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Munson

Quote from: SD on October 21, 2016, 08:08:16 PM
She sent that email to my Mom, my Mom told her she's deranged.

I picked my daughter up yesterday after school. So today she got in trouble for talking in class. Bitch blames it on me. Then I go to pick my daughter up at the bus stop and the psycho is there for no reason. Then she tells me I need to bring her home early so she can talk to her about speaking out in class. I told her to farg off I'll handle it (exact words).

On a side note, my daughter and I were eating dinner. I was drinking Iced Tea. So my daughter asks "is that Iced Tea". Corny and that commercial is overplayed but I still think it's funny.

Should have told her to read the sign. Could have been worse though, she could have said "Io sono
Marco Polo"
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

smeags

SD, did the mediation happen yet ?
If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel a fatass.

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 16, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
phillies will be under 500 this year...book it

SD

November 15th. I did the PA calculator, looking at giving the bitch another hundred

smeags

im sure she will be satisfied now.
If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel a fatass.

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 16, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
phillies will be under 500 this year...book it

SD

Quote from: smeags on November 02, 2016, 11:45:44 AM
im sure she will be satisfied now.

I was spot on, she's getting another hundred. Meanwhile she's about to be homeless. She asked to stay with me which of course I said no. So in mediation today she threatens to file for a custody modification. This bitch has 2 DUI's, one resulting in her head going through a windshield and 3 months house arrest, filed for bankruptcy, has lost 3 jobs in the last 5 years...and she's claiming I don't make my daughter brush her teeth and do her homework (both bullshtein) so that's why she's asking for more custody.

This is a peak into the bullshtein I have to deal with. You're all welcome for your Tuesday afternoon entertainment.

smeags

cavities are serious stuff sir.
If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel a fatass.

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 16, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
phillies will be under 500 this year...book it

Rome


hbionic

Jesus christ SD. Were you Hitler in your past life? Holy shtein.


I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Munson

Quote from: hbionic on November 15, 2016, 03:56:02 PM
Jesus christ SD. Were you Hitler in your past life? Holy shtein.

Hitler died and exactly 13.5 months later Donald Trump was born so I think SD is safe there.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

smeags

obviously SD has to do a better job vetting the women he plows.
If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel a fatass.

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 16, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
phillies will be under 500 this year...book it

hbionic

Quote from: Munson on November 15, 2016, 04:05:44 PM
Quote from: hbionic on November 15, 2016, 03:56:02 PM
Jesus christ SD. Were you Hitler in your past life? Holy shtein.

Hitler died and exactly 13.5 months later Donald Trump was born so I think SD is safe there.

You got it wrong. We were all hitler, and now we're gonna pay.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Yeti

My wife is awesome.  She's hot, she's funny, she makes a good living.  I lucked out.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Diomedes

Same.*


*She is still a woman though, and therefore, f'n crazy.

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhreak54


PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: SD on November 15, 2016, 03:49:54 PM
Quote from: smeags on November 02, 2016, 11:45:44 AM
im sure she will be satisfied now.

I was spot on, she's getting another hundred. Meanwhile she's about to be homeless. She asked to stay with me which of course I said no. So in mediation today she threatens to file for a custody modification. This bitch has 2 DUI's, one resulting in her head going through a windshield and 3 months house arrest, filed for bankruptcy, has lost 3 jobs in the last 5 years...and she's claiming I don't make my daughter brush her teeth and do her homework (both bullshtein) so that's why she's asking for more custody.

This is a peak into the bullshtein I have to deal with. You're all welcome for your Tuesday afternoon entertainment.

I need a drink after reading that. Sorry bro