Week 3 - Bengals: Memories Of A Tie

Started by MDS, September 20, 2020, 10:16:49 PM

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MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54


QB Eagles

Joe B won't get that many yards in the air with his somewhat depleted receiving crew, but he'll extend plays and move around outside the pocket in ways that will remind you of when Wentz was good.

phattymatty

That tie sucked but was probably my favorite eagles roadie ever.

I ended up playing craps with Jonathan Joseph and some other bengals late night at some shtein casino in Indiana.

Diomedes

WR options for Sunday against the Bengals

DeSean Jackson
Greg Ward
John Hightower
JJ Arcega-Whiteside

Of these, I have the most confidence in Ward.  Jackson is one bad attitude away from pulling up lame, Hightower gets open but can't catch, and JJAW makes Freddie Mitchell look like Randy Moss.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

QB Eagles

Amazing that the number of signed WRs who are unavailable now matches the number who are able to play on Sunday.

Diomedes

They have to elevate Deontay Burnett, right?  He's greater than JJAW in every way except the amount of capital the Eagles have vested in him.

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Diomedes

Also...book this:  Cox won't play.  He's "day to day" right now with an abdominal injury.  At 0-2, facing the farging Bengals...you sit him down and let him heal, right?

I couldn't care less how much of a drop off it is behind him, he's the best player on the team, you can't play him hurt in a lost year against a shtein team.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

QB Eagles

Unfortunately this season he hasn't been in the best player on the team, or even on the defense. I would give that accolade to Slay.

Diomedes

Fair point.  I forget Slay because he's got only two games in an Eagles uniform, and since he's not being targeted, I overlook him.

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Diomedes

No Geno Atkins for Cincinnati.  Herbig Kelce Pryor won't complain about that.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Diomedes

Herbig will move to LG and Pryor will fill the RG spot.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SD

Why do I see these asshats going up by double digits early only to have Burrow lead a comeback to make it close or win.

General_Failure

Because you're an optimist and think Wentz will play half a decent game.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Diomedes

#14
Fletcher Cox is active.  So are Deontay Burnett and Genard Avery.  Hurts the #2 QB again.

Inactives:

• G Jamon Brown

• S Rudy Ford

• RB Jason Huntley

• WR Alshon Jeffery

• WR Jalen Reagor

• QB Nate Sudfeld

• DE Casey Toohill
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger