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Title: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 01, 2014, 08:40:30 AM
Welcome back, jerkoffs. We have an open slot to fill thanks to Dio's being a giant quitter. If no one fills his slot I'll let the group decide how/if they want to proceed.

Aug 22 - Deadline for owners to submit their keepers for this season (1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR (or TE), 1 Rook).  All non-keeper designated players go into the draft pool.

Draft is scheduled for the Sunday night before the season starts (Aug 31) but that can change if you assbags whine long and hard enough.

Draft order (non-snaking):
1. rjs246
2. hbionic
3. sunmo
4. Zanshin
5. phreak
6. OPEN - Dio's Slot
7. Munson
8. SD
9. Sarge
10. Tomahawk
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 01, 2014, 08:52:24 AM
How do I view my roster from last season?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 01, 2014, 09:24:19 AM
I will murder you.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 01, 2014, 09:54:22 AM
My roster:

Matt Ryan Atl - QB
(R) Mike Glennon TB - QB
Steve Smith Sr. Bal - WR
Torrey Smith Bal - WR
(R) Da'Rick Rogers Ind - WR
Julio Jones Atl - WR
Emmanuel Sanders Den - WR
Tony Gonzalez Atl - TE
(R) Le'Veon Bell Pit - RB
Ray Rice Bal - RB
Pierre Thomas NO - RB
Trent Richardson Ind - RB
Arian Foster Hou - RB
(R) Montee Ball Den - RB
San Francisco SF - DEF

As always, I am open to trades for basically anyone on the roster. You can probably get Ray Rice real cheap.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 01, 2014, 11:16:07 AM
It's only fitting if Rice is on team wife beater.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on August 01, 2014, 12:15:14 PM
I'll take Charlie Baltimore's spot.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on August 01, 2014, 12:17:28 PM
hey remember last year when rjs mocked me for keeping mccoy over arian foster?  i do...I fargING REMEMBER
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on August 01, 2014, 12:21:41 PM
Phillip Rivers - QB
Colin Kaepernick - QB
Vincent Jackson - WR
Roddy White - WR
Kendall Wright - WR
TY Hilton - WR
Cecil Shorts - WR
Tavon Austin - WR (rookie)
Shady - RB
Chris Ogbonnaya - RB
Reggie Bush - RB
Darren McFadden - RB
Charles Clay - TE
Justin Tucker - K
Pittsburgh - D
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 01, 2014, 12:24:38 PM
Whatever, homer. Put your boner away, there are ladies about.

Speaking of which, Rome, send me your email address and I'll invite you to the league.

Here is Dio's roster from which to pick keepers:

(R) Giovani Bernard - RB
Marques Colston - WR
Pierre Garcon - WR
Frank Gore  - RB
(R) Eddie Lacy - RB
Andrew Luck - QB
Hakeem Nicks - WR
Greg Olsen - TE
Tony Romo - QB
Demaryius Thomas - WR
Mike Wallace - WR
(R) Terrance Williams - WR
Garrett Hartley - K
New England - D
St. Louis - D
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on August 01, 2014, 12:31:26 PM
I wouldn't mind trading for Shady, shameless homer boner here.

Anyways, mine from last year:

Cam Newton - QB
Russel Wilson - QB
Matt Forte - RB
Chris Johnson - RB
(R) Andre Ellington - RB
Brandon Bolden - RB
Brandon Marshall - WR
Andre Johnson - WR
(R) Aaron Dobson - WR
Julian Edelman - WR
Brian Hartline - WR
(R) Jordan Cameron - TE
Matt Prater - K
Kansas City - D
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 01, 2014, 12:49:31 PM
Matthew Stafford Det - QB
Riley Cooper Phi - WR
Stevie Johnson SF - WR
Lamar Miller Mia - RB
Chris Ivory NYJ - RB
Jimmy Graham NO - TE
Ryan Mathews SD - RB
Alshon Jeffery Chi - WR
Dez Bryant Dal - WR
Josh Gordon Cle - WR
Shane Vereen NE - RB
Marshawn Lynch Sea - RB
Mason Crosby - K
Dan Bailey-K
Cincinnati -D
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on August 01, 2014, 01:33:15 PM
Quote from: Munson on August 01, 2014, 12:31:26 PM
I wouldn't mind trading for Shady, shameless homer boner here.



Shady for Forte and your 1st and 3rd round picks
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on August 01, 2014, 02:45:12 PM
No wonder Dio quit.

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 01, 2014, 04:20:22 PM
So, true to yahoo form, transferring keeper teams is a bit complicated. Trying to figure out the easiest way to make this shtein happen and then I'll send the invite.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 01, 2014, 10:17:55 PM
Ben Roethlisberger Pit - QB
Keenan Allen SD - WR (rookie)
Harry Douglas Atl - WR
Andre Brown Hou - RB
Zac Stacy StL - RB (rookie)
Julius Thomas Den - TE
Michael Crabtree SF - WR
Brent Celek Phi - TE
Stevan Ridley NE - RB
DeAndre Hopkins Hou - WR (rookie)
Aaron Rodgers GB - QB
Doug Martin TB - RB
Randall Cobb GB - WR
Blair Walsh Min - K
Seattle Sea - DEF
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 02, 2014, 08:37:18 AM
Nick Foles Phi - QB
Calvin Johnson Det - WR
Antonio Brown Pit - WR
Wes Welker Den - WR
Greg Jennings Min - WR
Knowshon Moreno Mia - RB
Rashad Jennings NYG - RB
Bobby Rainey TB - RB
Joique Bell Det - RB
C.J. Spiller Buf - RB
Jason Witten Dal - TE
Zach Ertz Phi - TE (Rookie)
Adam Vinatieri Ind - K
Baltimore Bal - DEF
Carolina Car - DEF
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Tomahawk on August 03, 2014, 01:10:18 AM
QBs
Drew Brees

WRs
A.J. Green
Pimp
Michael Floyd - AZ
Jarrett Boykin
Golden Tate

RBs
Jamaal Charles
Fred Jackson
Maurice Jones-Drew
DeAngelo Williams
Donald Brown
Jordan Todman

TEs
Martellus Bennett

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on August 04, 2014, 12:08:28 AM
Name change:

Poop Bandits are now the 'Smegma Boyz'
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 13, 2014, 07:02:51 PM
We have a draft date yet?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on August 14, 2014, 08:20:22 AM
I haven't been getting here much, so I figured I'd put in my keepers now to make sure I meet the deadline, with the caveat that I may change my mind between now and the deadline. Or not. Whatever. If you want to see my current full roster, feel free to look at the site ;-).

QB- Peyton Manning
RB- DeMarco Murray
WR- Jordy Nelson
Rookie- Kenny Stills
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 14, 2014, 10:36:50 AM
OK, so there doesn't seem to be an easy way to transfer Dio's team to Rome, so I'm just gonna send Rome a naked invite and manually assign him keepers or something. Rome, be on the lookout. Draft date is posted in the first post of this thread.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 14, 2014, 11:35:14 AM
Done.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on August 14, 2014, 11:35:24 AM
Hey, is there a draft date yet?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 14, 2014, 11:36:53 AM
No.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on August 14, 2014, 11:37:39 AM
Ha.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 14, 2014, 12:28:44 PM
My keepers
QB Stafford
RB Lynch
WR/TE Graham

Jeffery wasn't a rookie last year so I can't keep him. I don't have a rookie on my roster, can I just take a pick of whoever's left?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 14, 2014, 01:18:28 PM
Just a reminder that Keepers aren't due for another week. Having said that, barring injury here are my keepers:

Matt Ryan - QB
Le'Veon Bell - RB
Julio Jones - WR
Montee Ball - Rookie
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 14, 2014, 01:20:21 PM
Quote from: SD on August 14, 2014, 12:28:44 PM
Jeffery wasn't a rookie last year so I can't keep him. I don't have a rookie on my roster, can I just take a pick of whoever's left?

No. You'll get an extra pick at the end of the draft to compensate for your lack of foresight.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on August 14, 2014, 01:31:45 PM
Can Dio draft for me?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 14, 2014, 01:36:11 PM
He has errands to run. No.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on August 14, 2014, 01:44:07 PM
I'm just hoping Manning can have another Foles-like year.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 14, 2014, 02:01:59 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 01, 2014, 10:17:55 PM
Ben Roethlisberger Pit - QB
Keenan Allen SD - WR (rookie)
Harry Douglas Atl - WR
Andre Brown Hou - RB
Zac Stacy StL - RB (rookie)
Julius Thomas Den - TE
Michael Crabtree SF - WR
Brent Celek Phi - TE
Stevan Ridley NE - RB
DeAndre Hopkins Hou - WR (rookie)
Aaron Rodgers GB - QB
Doug Martin TB - RB
Randall Cobb GB - WR
Blair Walsh Min - K
Seattle Sea - DEF

Since you have 3 rookies on your roster, interested in making a pre-draft trade for someone on my team? I have Dez Bryant and Alshon Jeffery yo.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on August 14, 2014, 02:43:22 PM
QB-Cam Newton
RB-Matt Forte
WR-Brandon Marshall
Rookie-Andre Ellington
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on August 14, 2014, 02:50:20 PM
Guys, regarding this fantasy league, can someone please tell me exactly what to do and how to do it?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 14, 2014, 02:52:25 PM
Ha. I wish that wasn't so accurate.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on August 14, 2014, 03:00:25 PM
Keepers:

RGIII

A.P.

Cordarrelle Patterson

Jordan Reed
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 14, 2014, 06:11:21 PM
Munson and I have another draft Sunday night with a bunch of right wing but jobs on the EMB. Draft time is 9. Anyone know if you can do two simultaneous drafts on yahoo?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on August 14, 2014, 06:20:16 PM
hahaha that is basically the correct description of that league.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on August 14, 2014, 06:29:18 PM
but jobs!

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 14, 2014, 07:19:50 PM
Quote from: SD on August 14, 2014, 02:01:59 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 01, 2014, 10:17:55 PM
Ben Roethlisberger Pit - QB
Keenan Allen SD - WR (rookie)
Harry Douglas Atl - WR
Andre Brown Hou - RB
Zac Stacy StL - RB (rookie)
Julius Thomas Den - TE
Michael Crabtree SF - WR
Brent Celek Phi - TE
Stevan Ridley NE - RB
DeAndre Hopkins Hou - WR (rookie)
Aaron Rodgers GB - QB
Doug Martin TB - RB
Randall Cobb GB - WR
Blair Walsh Min - K
Seattle Sea - DEF

Since you have 3 rookies on your roster, interested in making a pre-draft trade for someone on my team? I have Dez Bryant and Alshon Jeffery yo.

Hopkins and Crabtree for Jeffrey.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 14, 2014, 07:28:10 PM
I have no interest in Crabtree because Graham is my receiver keeper. If you're taking Jeffery he has to be your WR keeper, meaning you have to drop Allen.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 14, 2014, 07:30:34 PM
True. I forgot.

Then no deal bc I want to keep Allen.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 14, 2014, 07:31:55 PM
No wait. I can keep Allen as my rookie.

So I could keep Allen and Jeffrey.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 14, 2014, 07:33:23 PM
Are you keeping Stacy or Doug Martin as your RB?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 14, 2014, 07:40:27 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 01, 2014, 09:54:22 AM
My roster:

Matt Ryan Atl - QB
(R) Mike Glennon TB - QB
Steve Smith Sr. Bal - WR
Torrey Smith Bal - WR
(R) Da'Rick Rogers Ind - WR
Julio Jones Atl - WR
Emmanuel Sanders Den - WR
Tony Gonzalez Atl - TE
(R) Le'Veon Bell Pit - RB
Ray Rice Bal - RB
Pierre Thomas NO - RB
Trent Richardson Ind - RB
Arian Foster Hou - RB
(R) Montee Ball Den - RB
San Francisco SF - DEF

As always, I am open to trades for basically anyone on the roster. You can probably get Ray Rice real cheap.

Same goes for you, sir. I have Dez and Alshon to offer.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 14, 2014, 07:45:29 PM
I'm keeping Doug Martin.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 14, 2014, 07:47:04 PM
Jeffery or Dez for Stacey?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 14, 2014, 08:23:35 PM
I will take Jeffrey.

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 14, 2014, 08:35:35 PM
Word
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 14, 2014, 08:54:48 PM
Alshon Jeffrey for Zac Stacey

Make it happen, commish.

lolol as I write this Jeffrey gets smoked by Cyprien and is hurt. Oh well. Still will take him.

So my keepers will be

QB - Aaron Rodgers
RB - Doug Martin
WR - Alshon Jeffrey
Rookie - Keenan Allen
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 14, 2014, 09:12:15 PM
My new keepers will be

QB Stafford
RB Lynch
Receiver Graham
(R) Stacey


Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 14, 2014, 09:13:13 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 14, 2014, 08:54:48 PM
Alshon Jeffrey for Zac Stacey

Make it happen, commish.

lolol as I write this Jeffrey gets smoked by Cyprien and is hurt. Oh well. Still will take him.

So my keepers will be

QB - Aaron Rodgers
RB - Doug Martin
WR - Alshon Jeffrey
Rookie - Keenan Allen

If it's a serious injury you can take Dez
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 14, 2014, 10:43:00 PM
Nah he was fine.

farg Dez
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 15, 2014, 06:26:06 AM
I'd also like to move that we make this a snaking draft.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on August 15, 2014, 07:08:19 AM
Thanks to Rusty for giving me Vince Young as my franchise QB.  Hugs & kisses...
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 15, 2014, 07:10:22 AM
He just took a job with Texas as some sort of liaison
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 15, 2014, 07:58:40 AM
It's a keeper league. Keeper leagues don't snake.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on August 15, 2014, 08:35:56 AM
Quote from: SD on August 15, 2014, 07:10:22 AM
He just took a job with Texas as some sort of liaison

His job is to learn to spell liaison.

Job security FTW.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on August 15, 2014, 04:50:58 PM
SD, I have a snake for you if you need one.  :P
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on August 15, 2014, 06:26:33 PM
Rome Hates Humans is up and running.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 17, 2014, 05:43:48 AM
Foles
Megatron
Spiller
Ertz (r)
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Tomahawk on August 17, 2014, 10:04:32 PM
Drew Brees
A.J. Green
Jamaal Charles
No rookie
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 18, 2014, 09:26:31 AM
Are you not going to try to trade for a rookie? You should. Dingus.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 18, 2014, 09:30:28 AM
Also, to fill everyone in...

Switching team owners from Dio to Rome requires that I manually input everyone's keepers so the keeper functionality on the site becomes more or less superfluous. I have entered all of the listed keepers (still waiting on Rome and Sunny).

If Tomahawk doesn't trade for a rookie, I'll be manually reseeding the draft order so that the 'last pick in the fourth round' goes to me as the first pick of the draft.

Scratch that, I'll just give him Vince Young or Reno Mahe and he can pick drop and pick up whatever roster-filler he wants after the draft. On a related note, I have two rookies available for future draft picks (neither are very good so they can be had cheap).

That is all.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on August 18, 2014, 10:20:25 AM
Kap
Shady
Roddy
Tavon

my keeps
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 18, 2014, 10:31:08 AM
OK that just leaves Rome.

I'm assuming...
Lacy (RB)
Bernard (R)
Luck (QB)
Thomas (WR)

but I've been wrong before.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on August 18, 2014, 10:32:05 AM
before = usually
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 18, 2014, 10:33:52 AM
Quote from: SunMo on August 18, 2014, 10:32:05 AM
before = usually

I keep forgetting how many times you've won this league. Could you refresh my memory?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on August 18, 2014, 10:35:03 AM
i've gotten screwed a lot, cosmically I mean.

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on August 18, 2014, 10:38:34 AM
I also have a couple rookies available for trade. Jordan Cameron most notably.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on August 18, 2014, 05:52:08 PM
Unless I'm missing something I have no players to keep.  I looked for them in the keeper's area and there was zip.

(No players were imported from last season's roster)

(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/jerome99rip/ScreenShot2014-08-18at55316PM_zps6aaa4bd7.png)
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 18, 2014, 05:58:47 PM
I swear to Christ, the instant I start giving any of you the smallest amount of credit for being capable of human thought you never fail to bring me back to earth.

Dio's roster is posted on the first page of this thread. I posted them by position and even labeled the rookies because, well, I think it's clear why I would need to lay everything out for you infants. Pick players from that roster to keep. QB, RB, WR/TE, Rookie.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on August 18, 2014, 06:02:51 PM
Easy, big fella.  I thought I had to send it to you thru Yahoo and I've never done a keeper league thru this format. 

Lacy (RB)
Bernard (R)
Luck (QB)
Thomas (WR)

This is just peachy, thanks.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on August 18, 2014, 06:11:26 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 18, 2014, 06:16:09 PM
I won't bother pointing out that I already covered my inability to transfer the team in previous posts, but the screen shot is pretty neat. So that's super.

Pending Tomahawk's efforts to trade for a rookie or accept Vince Young as a member of his roster everyone's keepers have been assigned through the first four rounds of the draft. Please DO NOT assign Keepers through Yahoo since I don't know how/whether it will handle them properly. If you've already assigned keepers, kindly unassign.

And also cram it. Deep.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on August 18, 2014, 06:21:37 PM
So the keepers are available and you want me to use Yahoo to assign them then?

Gotcha.

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 18, 2014, 06:26:24 PM
Nailed it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Tomahawk on August 19, 2014, 01:25:06 AM
I decided to assign Keepers through Yahoo to find out how, or whether, it will handle them properly.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 19, 2014, 08:47:25 AM
Everyone's a comedian.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 19, 2014, 10:21:03 AM
We're supposed to assign our keepers through yahoo?  Is this new?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 19, 2014, 10:43:36 AM
Ok I've submitted the preliminary draft results including Vince Young to Tomahawk since he hasn't responded to offers to add a rookie.

Good luck and I hope that you die very painful ALS deaths.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on August 19, 2014, 12:03:23 PM
But I didn't assign my keepers in Yahoo yet. That's farged up.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 19, 2014, 12:21:09 PM
Good.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 19, 2014, 12:37:40 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 19, 2014, 10:43:36 AM
Ok I've submitted the preliminary draft results including Vince Young to Tomahawk since he hasn't responded to offers to add a rookie.

Good luck and I hope that you die very painful ALS deaths.

Its ok...I will cure myself with the ice bucket, buddy. Nice try.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Tomahawk on August 19, 2014, 10:22:07 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 19, 2014, 10:43:36 AM
Ok I've submitted the preliminary draft results including Vince Young to Tomahawk since he hasn't responded to offers to add a rookie.

Good luck and I hope that you die very painful ALS deaths.

Good...Vince Young is better than your piece of shtein trade offers.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Tomahawk on August 19, 2014, 10:34:17 PM
Having said that, Munson and I have come to terms:

He gets: 3rd Rd pick
I get:     Jordan Cameron & 7th Rd pick
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 20, 2014, 10:07:45 AM
I think that against all odds you both ended up getting shafted in that trade. Amateur hour.

Draft and keeper details have been updated.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on August 20, 2014, 10:25:57 AM
What's the website address for that again?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 20, 2014, 10:38:52 AM
www.football.keeperleague.yahoo.eatshteinontoast.net
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Tomahawk on August 20, 2014, 12:54:46 PM
I don't think that's the right url:

(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/823x292q90/673/pQfVla.jpg)

Are you my network support team? Please help
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 20, 2014, 12:58:57 PM
Fix the CF spelling of shtein. It'll work. Trust me.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 20, 2014, 07:01:05 PM
All your receivers blow. I have Dez Bryant available. Best offer I've had is a swap of picks in the third round. If anyone can beat that let me know. Otherwise I'm accepting that offer.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 20, 2014, 08:21:51 PM
I'll take recovering-from-surgery Julio Jones and his genetically feeble foot over rooting for Dez farging Bryant. Especially in a $25 league.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on August 24, 2014, 04:32:14 PM
Hey Commish...any chance we can push the draft after labor day weekend? I'm gone that weekend and it would be pretty messy if I had a default zesty team with the computer selecting for me (no rookies, future keepers, etc.) and I don't think having a zesty team for competition's sake will be in the best interest of the league (I just realized my schedule, so stop rolling your eyes people!)
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 24, 2014, 05:13:20 PM
I'm too lazy to look, anyone have a consolidated list of keepers so I know who'll be available at 8 when I pick?

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Tomahawk on August 25, 2014, 12:32:08 AM
I think a list will be automatically generated after we use Yahoo to declare our keepers.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on August 25, 2014, 12:18:19 PM
So we are supposed to declare our keepers?

I'll do that ASAP.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on August 25, 2014, 12:26:21 PM
I can probably do the Tuesday after Labor Day if that works for Chuggie
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 25, 2014, 01:00:30 PM
I can do Tuesday, too. It would give me and munson a chance to draft with the right wing nuts on Sunday.

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 25, 2014, 01:28:34 PM
I can't do Tuesday and I'm not super inclined to move the draft date at all. Maybe Monday night but that's about it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 25, 2014, 04:00:59 PM
I don't care when it is. You women make your minds up.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on August 25, 2014, 04:20:40 PM
Can you guys make the draft around 6:30pm PST? I should be back by then. 'Should'.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on August 25, 2014, 04:48:50 PM
Pfft...I have to worry about time zones and related sundry nonsense for work. I don't want this to feel like work. I don't even want work to feel like work.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on August 25, 2014, 04:49:14 PM
On a side note, whatever.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on August 25, 2014, 05:09:11 PM
Most guys treat this more serious than work.

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on August 25, 2014, 05:23:33 PM
I can do Sunday at 9:30. Or next Wednesday if we need to.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on August 25, 2014, 05:29:35 PM
I'm gone til Monday afternoon/early evening so, Monday at 6:30pm PST would be great if you guys could adjust to it. I'm actually doing something for Labor Day Weekend for once in my life. Sorry ass, no thumb inside you this weekend. You'll have to wait til the following weekend.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on August 25, 2014, 05:30:42 PM
Oh...yeah I could probably do Monday at 9:30 too
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 25, 2014, 06:12:23 PM
I am fine with Monday at 830pm CST...the good thing is this draft goes fast because of the keepers
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 25, 2014, 10:39:16 PM
Yeah, the draft takes like 30 min. I'm fine with any day,  preferably 8pm eastern or later, but I'll make any time of day work because I want to be Russell's Internet bff.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on August 26, 2014, 08:38:20 AM
you can draft on your cell phones, tablets, whatever now.  i know that sunday night i will be at the bar so i will take my phone and draft and no whine like a funhole.  it's a $25 league.  if you're that worried about missing the draft than pre-rank your players and stfu
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 26, 2014, 09:46:53 AM
What sunny said...and stfu
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on August 26, 2014, 02:54:37 PM
farg Sunmo and his farging phone. Who's the icehole that sets the draft on labor day weekend anyway?

I don't give a farg if you can draft via telepathy, change the shtein to Monday night if you can commish, we wait all year just to have this on a weekend that everyone is gone? Let's just draft thursday night, what's the difference?

SD, stop recycling other people's posts, it's unbecoming of you.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on August 26, 2014, 03:04:03 PM
i want nothing more than the draft on Sunday night now
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on August 26, 2014, 03:10:01 PM
You made that clear with your previous post. No need to be redundant.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 26, 2014, 06:07:47 PM
Were passing TDs worth 6 points last year too?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 26, 2014, 07:49:19 PM
Literally no rules have changed. Also hahahahaha at 'waiting all year' for this draft. But I'm still thinking about moving it just because it sparked conversation.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on August 26, 2014, 08:24:12 PM
When are we having our English Premier League draft?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 26, 2014, 10:10:01 PM
Friday. 4pm. Be there.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 26, 2014, 10:11:30 PM
This friday? Can't do it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on August 27, 2014, 07:16:46 PM
There was a specific reason I requested Monday.

I'm out Friday early morning...away from all technology.

Hopefully anything past labor day weekend can be arranged.

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 27, 2014, 10:22:52 PM
Stop whining/posting. It's only hurting your cause.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on August 27, 2014, 11:26:41 PM
I was trying to be more Philadelphian.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on August 28, 2014, 02:43:07 PM
So are you switching the time or what?  I have errands.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on August 28, 2014, 02:52:08 PM
Quote from: Rome on August 28, 2014, 02:43:07 PM
So are you switching the time or what?  I have errands.

Wow Romey, you're really taking this, 'filling in Dio's shoes' thing seriously.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on August 28, 2014, 03:04:05 PM
We should just use this season to figure out a great time for the draft in 2015. Assuming there's time for that.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 28, 2014, 09:25:53 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 28, 2014, 03:04:05 PM
We should just use this season to figure out a great time for the draft in 2015. Assuming there's time for that.

Hahaha. GThistleFTW.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Tomahawk on August 28, 2014, 10:28:16 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 28, 2014, 03:04:05 PM
We should just use this season to figure out a great time for the draft in 2015. Assuming there's time for that.

Let's draft the Sunday of Labor Day Weekend every year
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on August 28, 2014, 11:06:27 PM
So wait when is this actually happening
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 28, 2014, 11:37:23 PM
same time we put our keepers in yahoo
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 30, 2014, 07:33:35 AM
QuoteHello,

This note is being sent to remind you that your team in league CF Keeper League 14(416571) is scheduled to take part in a live online draft on Sun Aug 31 09:15pm EDT.

In order to participate in the live draft on the Web, you must have Flash installed and enabled on your browser. If you are unsure about your settings, test your system before the draft begins. You can also download the iOS or Android app and draft from your phone.

Additionally, please remember that all league information including league members, draft order and player ranking information can only be edited until approximately one hour before the draft begins. After this deadline passes, the information locks and cannot be changed.

Good luck. Thanks for playing.

Go to League

--Fantasy Football Commissioner
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 30, 2014, 07:42:02 AM
I moved it to Monday. Whining pays off apparently.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 30, 2014, 09:27:18 AM
Same time?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on August 31, 2014, 07:21:19 PM
douchebags
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on September 01, 2014, 11:10:25 AM
So 9 tonight? Trying to stay sober for this one.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Tomahawk on September 01, 2014, 12:12:45 PM
Quote from: SD on September 01, 2014, 11:10:25 AM
So 9 tonight? Trying to stay sober for this one.

Weird-o

Because I'm not seeing the link to declare our keepers through Yahoo, I tried to make the trade with Munson, but Yahoo is throwing up an error. Any ideas on how to fix this?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 01, 2014, 01:22:09 PM
Draft drunk - it'll be more fun.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on September 01, 2014, 02:41:18 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 01, 2014, 01:22:09 PM
Draft drunk - it'll be more fun.

Did last night. Came home, loaded the yahoo page up, one of you's posted the celebrity nudes. I got totally side tracked. When I realized the draft had started I reload the yahoo page and see I auto drafted Forte and was on the clock with .20 seconds to select. I panicked and took Rodgers. Here's how the rest of my team looks:

Aaron Rodgers GB - QB
Keenan Allen SD - WR
Cordarrelle Patterson Min - WR
Matt Forte Chi - RB
Frank Gore SF - RB
Zach Ertz Phi - TE
Golden Tate Det - WR
Reggie Wayne Ind - WR
Stevan Ridley NE - RB
Knowshon Moreno Mia - RB
Sammy Watkins Buf - WR
Mark Ingram NO - RB
Tavon Austin StL - WR
Dan Bailey Dal - K
Arizona Ari - DEF

It's a non-pay league with some right wing nuts on the emb so I really don't care that much.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on September 01, 2014, 03:10:23 PM
9:30 you lazy assbags. Just log into the site every time you have a question and all will be revealed. Nitwits.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on September 01, 2014, 03:43:45 PM
I learned something today.  The plural of Mensa is Mensan.  I had no idea and other than our commish, who is as smart as he is handsome, I doubt anyone else here knew that either.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on September 01, 2014, 09:08:36 PM
In Spanish, Menso is dumb or dumbass.

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on September 01, 2014, 09:10:41 PM
By the way, I'd like to take this moment to thank the Commissioner for approving the request for change of time of draft as well as for having an amazing posterior.

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on September 01, 2014, 10:14:58 PM
I OBVIOUSLY drafted the best team.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 01, 2014, 10:28:47 PM
lololololol i missed it

farg

I am logging in now to check what slop I ended up with
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 01, 2014, 10:34:23 PM
Well I am not disappointed and falling asleep helped me...my team is pretty good
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on September 01, 2014, 10:36:00 PM
I got Codey Parkey.  Everything else is cream cheese.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on September 01, 2014, 10:50:01 PM
Yahoo says I had the best draft, even though all you bitches kept taking the guys I wanted.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on September 01, 2014, 11:03:58 PM
Really pissed I missed out on Rice. farg you chuggie.

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on September 01, 2014, 11:11:20 PM
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/jerome99rip/ScreenShot2014-09-01at110618PM_zps6382a663.png)
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on September 01, 2014, 11:27:28 PM
I got 'C' in a group where no one earned an 'A'.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on September 02, 2014, 09:18:00 AM
You guys are all pretty bad at this. LOL at SunMo's draft. Hahaha.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on September 02, 2014, 09:26:53 AM
I'm fine with my draft.  i took high upside guys/rookies late and my starting lineup is solid.  with my keepers i didn't have any ambitions of winning this year (unless 10 things went remarkably well for me) but a few of my young guys will pop and i'll be fine
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on September 02, 2014, 09:29:05 AM
Haha. That's adorable.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on September 02, 2014, 09:37:08 AM
i'm sure i'll finish ahead of you again
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on September 02, 2014, 09:38:12 AM
Highly unlikely.






Toby Gerhart.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on September 02, 2014, 09:42:54 AM
value pick, bitch

4. Toby Gerhart will be a top-10 running back in all leagues.

Over the last three years, there have been 37 instances in which a running back has carried the ball at least 250 times in one season. Of those 37 instances, 27 times that back has finished among the top 12 at his position in standard leagues. In other words, if you agree that Gerhart is in line for roughly 15.6 carries per game in 2014 but don't believe he will be a RB1 for some owner in a 12-team league, recent history suggests you have about a 27 percent chance of being right. Going one step further, none of the nine instances over that same time has a back with at least 300 rushing attempts finished lower than sixth in standard scoring. There are a myriad of reasons being tossed around as to why Gerhart won't succeed in Jacksonville, including the ridiculous notion that the Jaguars' offense will stink because it has pretty much ever since Jimmy Smith and Fred Taylor moved on or retired. Gerhart served as the third-down back on a regular basis in Minnesota – bumping Peterson to the sideline – so let's dismiss the idea that he isn't adept in the passing game. Gerhart is a 230-pound bulldozer that will grind out yards after contact, has a career 4.7 YPC and broke off three runs of 26 yards or more on 36 carries last year. Is he a big-play back? No, at least not in the same way that C.J. Spiller or Chris Johnson are (or were). But the Jaguars didn't sign him to be a big-play back either. It should be fairly clear from its personnel moves over the last year or so that Jacksonville is trying to emulate Seattle (where HC Gus Bradley left to join the Jags). Part of that blueprint includes establishing a punishing ground game, which locks Gerhart into a big-time role. Perhaps Denard Robinson, Jordan Todman or even recent addition Henry Josey end up stealing some passing- down snaps as the season progresses when the Jags need a big play late, but in terms of likely workload, it is going to be difficult to find a RB2 available in the third or fourth round that rivals Gerhart's.




just wait until Devonta Freeman is starting in Atlanta
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on September 02, 2014, 09:46:43 AM
I'm on the edge of my seat.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on September 02, 2014, 09:47:36 AM
is he white and slow?  yes.  but to be able to get a clear #1 rb that will get #1 rb workload at that point in the draft is good and you know it.

YOU KNOW IT
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on September 02, 2014, 09:48:34 AM
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/1390thefan.com/files/2012/03/136406170-300x220.jpg)

champion. chip.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on September 02, 2014, 09:50:09 AM
He's farging awful and you're starting him. Fact.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on September 02, 2014, 09:55:09 AM
career YPC 4.7

if he wasn't white this wouldn't be a discussion.  REVERSE RACISM!
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on September 02, 2014, 10:20:38 AM
Desperation is a stinky cologne, Sunny.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on September 02, 2014, 10:48:22 AM
btw, good job changing the draft for a guy that takes a defense in the 6th round and two kickers and all the rest rookies.  he was a valuable addition
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on September 02, 2014, 10:49:44 AM
So now you're complaining that the other members of this league are awful at this league? I mean, his draft wasn't as bad as yours, but you should be happy with the ineptitude. I certainly am.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on September 02, 2014, 02:18:11 PM
Quote from: SunMo on September 02, 2014, 10:48:22 AM
btw, good job changing the draft for a guy that takes a defense in the 6th round and two kickers and all the rest rookies.  he was a valuable addition

bastich, you made me look.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on September 05, 2014, 10:53:32 AM
Just to put this conversation to rest, this league will never snake its draft. Four keepers isn't as franchise-y as the seven we used to keep, but it's a lot of keepers and snaking will not be a thing that we do.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on September 05, 2014, 11:02:21 AM
P.S. No one should care.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on September 05, 2014, 11:24:47 AM
So just to be clear no snaking?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on September 05, 2014, 03:05:04 PM
He's considering it. He said he wouldn't move the draft, but the whining won out. Now people know that approach works, so they'll work on him.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Tomahawk on September 05, 2014, 10:38:03 PM
To be clear, I've been looking forward to the 2015 draft since the second that this year's begun!
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on September 06, 2014, 08:11:13 PM
To be clear, you're all morons who couldn't collectively think their way out of a paper bag. And also I want you all to eat a bowl of spiderwebs.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on September 07, 2014, 03:16:22 AM
That actually doesn't sound as bad as you think it does.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Tomahawk on September 07, 2014, 07:11:21 AM
Do you think we'd have a shot against a wet paper bag?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on September 07, 2014, 08:07:46 AM
No.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on September 10, 2014, 10:17:26 AM
Uhh...How was Terrence West picked up on Sunday immediately after his game? Shouldn't players go on waivers until today once their games start?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on September 10, 2014, 10:26:48 AM
yeah, i was going to say something about that too.  we don't have a standard waivers process.  we should talk about instituting one.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on September 10, 2014, 10:57:43 AM
Because the person who picked up West had foresight...and Tate, unfortunately.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on September 10, 2014, 11:20:44 AM
Words words words.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on September 10, 2014, 03:38:38 PM
Can we re-draft? I'm thinking that Toby Gerhart is a smarter pick than the Ray Rice pick.



Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on September 10, 2014, 03:40:01 PM
By the way, I need a RB...any of you kind ladies interested in trading? I've got a plethora of rookie WR's.  :deion
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 10, 2014, 06:49:06 PM
I will trade Alfred Morris
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on September 11, 2014, 01:00:15 PM
No Shanahan = no value for Alfred Morris.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on September 14, 2014, 01:46:52 PM
What a joke my team is. DOA.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on September 14, 2014, 02:36:50 PM
I think everyone told you that after the 8th rookie you drafted
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 15, 2014, 07:14:21 AM
Chuggie's roster = AP, Ray Rice, RG3.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on September 15, 2014, 08:15:12 AM
well my team didn't play very well this week.  maybe mac and shady will make up my 55 point deficit.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on September 15, 2014, 11:47:20 AM
Quote from: hbionic on September 14, 2014, 01:46:52 PM
What a joke my team is. DOA.

I'll take Watkins off your hands for you
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on September 15, 2014, 03:32:04 PM
I'm open for trades...send me offers.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on September 16, 2014, 12:44:30 PM
I am willing to trade anyone on my roster for the right price. What are you interested in? I'm interested in Watkins and draft picks and anything interesting you can offer. Take a look at my roster and think about draft picks and let me know.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on September 22, 2014, 12:49:27 PM
I get the feeling that no one in this league is even trying. You're all terrible at this.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 22, 2014, 01:52:49 PM
Oh, I am trying...sadly my team has imitated the real life Raiders
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on September 22, 2014, 02:57:10 PM
In my defense, I played Chuggie this week, which is essentially a bye.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on September 22, 2014, 06:24:41 PM
Sorry guys, thought all the players on my team were on the IR. I'll try to see if there's anything I can do to not become a perpetual bye week.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on September 27, 2014, 07:36:03 AM
After sitting Pimp last week I re-inserted him into the lineup. 

The result?  1.4 points.

He hate me.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on September 27, 2014, 08:51:18 AM
Pointing...laughing

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Tomahawk on September 28, 2014, 10:11:55 PM
Quote from: hbionic on September 22, 2014, 06:24:41 PM
Sorry guys, thought all the players on my team were on the IR. I'll try to see if there's anything I can do to not become a perpetual bye week.

Thank you for not following up on that
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on September 29, 2014, 07:59:09 PM
There literally wasn't anything I could do.

I wish I hadn't drafted the dudes that love to beat women and children.

I like my receiver draft. farg Washington.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on September 30, 2014, 07:57:14 AM
I'm willing to trade anyone on my roster other than Graham or Lynch

Vincent Jackson, Garcon, Zac Stacy, Reggie Wayne, Golden Tate, Reggie Bush etc.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on September 30, 2014, 08:11:21 AM
Yes, I'd be willing to part with any of my mediocre players, too. Haha.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on September 30, 2014, 08:28:28 AM
I'm willing to trade mediocre for mediocre
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on September 30, 2014, 08:30:09 AM
He doesn't have much in the way of mediocre. He largely has a helping of talented/banned interspersed with non-factor.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on September 30, 2014, 10:02:22 AM
He also has some high draft picks coming up next year...
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on September 30, 2014, 10:14:38 AM
Another reason we should snake
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on September 30, 2014, 10:21:55 AM
Let it go, man.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on September 30, 2014, 11:18:47 AM
I'm so looking forward to next year's draft.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on October 10, 2014, 08:36:51 PM
Sure am glad I left T.Y. Hilton on the bench.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on October 12, 2014, 07:49:09 PM
Chuggie beats me this week if he plays Flacco. Instead he opted for Bridgewater who scored 40 less points
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on October 13, 2014, 02:36:58 AM
If I play Flacco, Bridgewater sets the all-time passing and TD record.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on October 15, 2014, 09:47:19 AM
SunMo and I have reached an agreement for a trade:

rjs246 gets: Julius Thomas (TE, Den)
SunMo gets: A conditional draft pick in the 2015 draft.

Details:
- If the current standings hold (I am in second, SunMo is in eighth) and my team ends this season with a less-valuable draft position than SunMo, AND I do not win the championship, the pick will be a second rounder.
- If my team bottoms out and SunMo finishes with a less valuable draft position, the pick would become a third rounder PLUS swapping positions in the fourth, fifth and sixth (giving SunMo the higher pick in those three rounds).
- If I win this season's championship the pick becomes a first rounder PLUS we will swap positions in the 4th and 8th rounds (giving me the higher pick in those two rounds).

In other words, this will probably be Julius Thomas for a second rounder.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on October 15, 2014, 09:50:34 AM
Conveniently in time to play Manning this week. Dick. haha.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on October 15, 2014, 09:51:44 AM
One does what one must.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on October 15, 2014, 09:57:48 AM
Well, here's to hoping D. Thomas has a huge day and J. Thomas gets dinged on the first drive.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on October 15, 2014, 10:05:40 AM
and i have someone to root for

except that i was probably gonna drop this league after this year but now i'm committed to at least one more year of mediocrity
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 15, 2014, 10:13:16 AM
After 3 straight championship appearances, it's time for a fire sale. Everyone is on the trade block, draft picks preferred.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on October 15, 2014, 10:38:24 AM
VETO!
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on October 15, 2014, 11:13:01 AM
This is going to make it look like I care more than I do, but the trades strictly for future picks seem pretty weak. Is there a deadline for this nonsense?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on October 15, 2014, 11:17:31 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on October 15, 2014, 11:13:01 AM
This is going to make it look like I care more than I do, but the trades strictly for future picks seem pretty weak. Is there a deadline for this nonsense?

Agreed

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on October 15, 2014, 11:23:37 AM
November 14th is the trade deadline.

The league rules say that if 1/3 (rounded up) of the league votes to veto a trade it can be vetoed. I've already made the roster moves, but I will unmake them if four of you bitch about the trade.

Also, part of the point of a franchise/keeper league is to plan for the future. We've always had trades that involved draft picks. Get over it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on October 15, 2014, 11:29:33 AM
Snake
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on October 15, 2014, 11:54:42 AM
Sarge, I'll give you my first round picks in 2035 and 2036 (along with a conditional 2037 pick) for Calvin Johnson.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on October 15, 2014, 12:51:32 PM
Who owns shady? I'll listen to an offer for shady. ,y team sucks, I might as well find a reason to root for it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on October 15, 2014, 01:09:34 PM
If you give me a 2017 7th rounder I'll rescind my veto.

Or a Tastykake pie but none of that apple shtein with raisins in it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 15, 2014, 01:27:32 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on October 15, 2014, 11:54:42 AM
Sarge, I'll give you my first round picks in 2035 and 2036 (along with a conditional 2037 pick) for Calvin Johnson.

Fist yourself.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on October 15, 2014, 01:55:02 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 15, 2014, 01:27:32 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on October 15, 2014, 11:54:42 AM
Sarge, I'll give you my first round picks in 2035 and 2036 (along with a conditional 2037 pick) for Calvin Johnson.

Fist yourself.

Is that a condition of the deal? You drive a hard bargain, my friend. Sold!
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on October 27, 2014, 09:53:26 AM
Is this good?


(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg103/Sun_Mo/Capture.jpg)
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Tomahawk on October 27, 2014, 03:27:33 PM
No, it's lucky
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on October 28, 2014, 12:14:02 AM
Wife Beater 131.83      
The Cowchip Kellys 131.37
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on October 28, 2014, 05:49:07 AM
that's gotta sting
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 28, 2014, 06:05:34 AM
I remember beating Munson last year by .04 because he had Doug Martin heading into Monday Night and I had a really slim lead.....like maybe 5 or 6 points.  Martin gave him enough points to overtake me, but then he got tackled for a loss, lost a fumble, and was injured all on the same play.  Once those points were deducted, I won by the slimmest margin I've ever seen. 

Couple years ago I stole one from Dio because he had Phillip Rivers and Rivers fumbled a snap on the last play of the game and either lost the fumble or was tackled for a loss and the point deduction ended up giving me the win by like a half point. 

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on October 28, 2014, 08:02:12 AM
I have Murray in my league that I'm in first place (PPR) and was playing the guy in second place. I needed 18 pts. from Murray to win. So I was in the odd position of rooting for him to do well but not too well. Cowchips needed 18 going into the night but I had Bailey so he would have needed 23 to win. There's always stat corrections so I'm not breathing easy yet.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on October 28, 2014, 08:04:55 AM
I don't get worked up about that shtein, honestly. I probably used to, but the best I can do is trot out the best matchups on the roster and hope for the best. That said, if the Eagles were going to lose to the Cardinals, you'd think Floyd could have at least caught one pass to put me over the top.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on November 11, 2014, 02:23:51 PM
Wife Beaters in 3rd and he's gonna take an elevator ride with Rome this weekend
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 11, 2014, 04:03:58 PM
Thanks to Rodgers and the Eagles defense I won when I had no business winning.

Yay.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 11, 2014, 06:27:33 PM
I had eagles d in my other league. I also had a 30 pt lead going into the game last night so I was kind of hoping they didn't have a strong fantasy night since I didn't need them. Oh well, it's better this way. Had I won, I'd still be holding on to hope to make the playoffs. Now I can finally stop giving a shtein about this season and try to make some moves for next year.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on November 12, 2014, 04:12:32 PM
Jeremy Maclin is on the block for anybody who is interested
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on November 12, 2014, 04:47:18 PM
Quote from: SunMo on November 12, 2014, 04:12:32 PM
Jeremy Maclin is on the block for anybody who is interested

damn your RBs blow
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 12, 2014, 07:25:29 PM
I need a RB

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on November 12, 2014, 07:32:33 PM
Not sure what you're looking for Sunny, but I have Tre Mason and Carlos Hyde available as rookie keepers.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on November 12, 2014, 07:56:49 PM
Quote from: SunMo on November 12, 2014, 04:12:32 PM
Jeremy Maclin is on the block for anybody who is interested

Lamar Miller and Reggie Wayne or Vincent Jackson...or all 3 I don't care.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on November 12, 2014, 08:03:10 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 12, 2014, 07:25:29 PM
I need a RB

Can we trade keepers? I'd trade you Stafford and your choice of Lamar Miller/Denard Robinson and a WR since I see you have an open slot for Rodgers.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on November 12, 2014, 10:41:06 PM
Who's got Shady? Interested in a trade?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 12, 2014, 11:30:17 PM
SunMo probably has any and all Eagle players...except the defense...I have them.

SD - yeah, I won't be trading Rodgers.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on November 13, 2014, 07:19:14 AM
I released Andre Johnson last week.  Tough choice but I have four other wideouts who don't have Ryan Fitzpatrick throwing worm burners and air balls at them.

My RB situation is awful right now as well.  Pity party?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on November 13, 2014, 07:21:25 AM
Also - I have Brady or Romo available for trade if anyone needs a QB. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on November 13, 2014, 07:40:16 AM
Quote from: hbionic on November 12, 2014, 10:41:06 PM
Who's got Shady? Interested in a trade?

Shady for your 1st and 3rd round picks next year
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on November 13, 2014, 07:41:38 AM
Quote from: Munson on November 12, 2014, 07:32:33 PM
Not sure what you're looking for Sunny, but I have Tre Mason and Carlos Hyde available as rookie keepers.

more interested in draft picks for next year than players.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on November 13, 2014, 07:42:19 AM
Picked Mike Evans up last week. He's a #1 receiver putting up #1 receiver stats and I can use him as my rookie keeper.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on November 13, 2014, 06:09:01 PM
I released Romo if anyone wants him.  I picked up Bryce Brown for tonight.  Not sure why.  ex-Philly homerzzz.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on November 13, 2014, 06:51:40 PM
Quote from: SunMo on November 13, 2014, 07:41:38 AM
Quote from: Munson on November 12, 2014, 07:32:33 PM
Not sure what you're looking for Sunny, but I have Tre Mason and Carlos Hyde available as rookie keepers.

more interested in draft picks for next year than players.

Tre Mason and a 3rd?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on November 19, 2014, 12:44:14 PM
3rd and 4th seed are wide open right now, #2 seed as well. 5 teams with the same record occupying places 3-7.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on November 19, 2014, 12:52:34 PM
Should have beat rome last week...Stafford farged me. Now I play sunny to keep in the playoffs.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on November 19, 2014, 03:01:19 PM
and ollll sunny is hot!!
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on November 19, 2014, 03:16:03 PM
Quote from: SunMo on November 19, 2014, 03:01:19 PM
and ollll sunny is hot!!

Going down this week sun! If I make it to the Eagles game sunday we'll have to discuss our matchup in depth while tailgating. If I don't we'll have to do it on facebook.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on November 19, 2014, 03:46:18 PM
Call him SunMo at the tailgate.  I double dog dare you.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on November 19, 2014, 03:50:10 PM
my god it's so uncomfortable when people start throwing screen names around.  i hate it more than anything

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on November 19, 2014, 04:02:10 PM
I wouldn't call you anything but Sunny.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 20, 2014, 08:05:53 AM
Quote from: SunMo on November 19, 2014, 03:50:10 PM
my god it's so uncomfortable when people start throwing screen names around.  i hate it more than anything



You've called me Sarge.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on November 20, 2014, 12:37:43 PM
yeah but because Tony is the only thing gayer than screen names
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on November 20, 2014, 01:29:40 PM
I actually called Russell Rusty.  That's how farging shteinfarged I was that day.

Goddamn Jack Daniels shots...
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 20, 2014, 07:58:04 PM
I call him Rusty all the time, though it's usually during conversations I have with him during random daydreams.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on November 20, 2014, 08:19:39 PM
I call Rusty...Rusty
T-Hawk...T-Hawk
Sarge...flag
Phatty...Phatty
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 20, 2014, 08:27:18 PM
Quote from: SunMo on November 20, 2014, 12:37:43 PM
yeah but because Tony is the only thing gayer than screen names

Not going to argue that.

Also, Chuggie does actually answer to Chuggie in person. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on November 21, 2014, 05:04:58 AM
It's how I'm able to tell it's the real you guys.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on November 25, 2014, 02:14:13 PM
Quote from: SD on November 19, 2014, 03:16:03 PM
Quote from: SunMo on November 19, 2014, 03:01:19 PM
and ollll sunny is hot!!

Going down this week sun! If I make it to the Eagles game sunday we'll have to discuss our matchup in depth while tailgating. If I don't we'll have to do it on facebook.

what a bullshtein loss
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on November 25, 2014, 02:16:35 PM
Jimmy Graham gets an SD golden wife beater award. Autographed by Ray Rice.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on December 08, 2014, 11:55:37 AM
When do the playoffs start?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on December 08, 2014, 01:25:37 PM
Next week. And thanks to HBionic's awful team I have locked in the third seed. Hahaha.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on December 08, 2014, 01:44:00 PM
So I need Rome to beat zanshin tonight to get in.

Go Eddie
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2014, 01:52:03 PM
looks like I will get it despite my team laying an egg
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on December 08, 2014, 01:57:05 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2014, 01:52:03 PM
looks like I will get it despite my team laying an egg

Thought it was top 4 teams...is it 6? If so I'm in
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2014, 02:00:32 PM
damn it is 4...i was thinking of another league that I am in where top six get in
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on December 08, 2014, 04:40:02 PM
I'm having a horrendous week.   Still barely winning but I'm off by 40-50 points.

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Tomahawk on December 08, 2014, 07:56:32 PM
If he outscores Rome's Eddie Lacy by at least 4 points and gets a total of at least 9 points, Zanshin's Jordy Nelson earns him a playoff berth and gives SD's Wife Beater's Das Boot...double ironic.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on December 09, 2014, 07:52:46 AM
Looks like I'm out, Rome comes up short when it really matters...thanks bud.

Time for Hinkie magic
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on December 09, 2014, 08:01:50 AM
Worst 11-3 team ever?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on December 09, 2014, 08:43:38 AM
After Manning got me a whopping 2 points and Lacy started so strongly last night, I'd already penciled that in as a loss. That's why I don't get worked up about those fractional point losses. Just play your guys and hope for the best. In this league, I had Manning...in my other league I had Brees. Those guys just totally shtein the bed for me when I needed them. Dicks.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on December 15, 2014, 03:27:35 PM
Rome vs Rusty just as the prophets had foretold.

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on December 15, 2014, 03:56:23 PM
I'm gonna need a lot of help next week. Your matchups are ridiculously favorable. I'll probably just draft all of your players in FanDuel so that even if I lose I win.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on December 15, 2014, 04:07:23 PM
farg rusty. But mostly, farg Dez and Le'Veon. And poopy Phillip Rivers.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on December 15, 2014, 04:14:18 PM
Don't forget Baltimore's defense, big guy.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on December 15, 2014, 04:21:53 PM
go rusty!  i get a 1st round pick if he wins it all
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on December 15, 2014, 04:22:36 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on December 15, 2014, 04:14:18 PM
Don't forget Baltimore's defense, big guy.

I almost included them, but my defense bullshteinted it's way to a big day as well.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on December 15, 2014, 04:40:41 PM
Quote from: SunMo on December 15, 2014, 04:21:53 PM
go rusty!  i get a 1st round pick if he wins it all

And I get cold hard cash. Everyone wins! Except for Rome. So really, everyone wins!
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on December 21, 2014, 07:17:00 PM
lol Rome.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on December 21, 2014, 08:51:17 PM
He deserves the loss for leaving Edelman in when he was injured. Rookie mistake
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 21, 2014, 09:29:31 PM
Rough weekend for Romey!

Eagles get worked
Loses in a blowout in FFL
His Magic lose to the Sixers

Sorry buddy :/
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on December 22, 2014, 05:56:20 AM
I definitely lost because I didn't check Edelman's status before the 1:00 games started.  It had nothing to do with every other player on the team having season worst outcomes.

Also - LOL @ the Magic comment. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on December 22, 2014, 07:39:27 AM
Quote from: Rome on December 22, 2014, 05:56:20 AM
I definitely lost because I didn't check Edelman's status before the 1:00 games started.  It had nothing to do with every other player on the team having season worst outcomes.

Also - LOL @ the Magic comment.

If you would have slid Jaccson into your wr spot and put your best option Gates in your flex you'd only be down 16 heading into tonight with Demariyus Thomas to go. Very manageable and it would give you a rooting interest for tonight.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on December 22, 2014, 07:51:03 AM
You can't put a TE into the flex spot.

And again, if Andrew Luck doesn't play like Andrew Dice Clay I might have had a shot.

Just like the Eagles I choked when the championship was on the line.  So I have that going for me.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on December 22, 2014, 07:55:26 AM
I don't know that because I only carry Graham and only pick up a TE when he's on a bye. So if Russell wins Sunny gets his 1st round pick. Collusion.

Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on December 22, 2014, 09:50:50 AM
So, we do this the right way where I get to pick 7th instead of 8th since I beat the Cowchips, correct?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on December 22, 2014, 10:10:36 AM
Next year's draft goes like this...

Edit: Haha, there are ten teams in this league.

1. Last place in the regular season. (hbionic)
2. Second to last. (sarge)
3. Third to last. (sunmo)
4. Fourth to last. (thawk)
5. Fifth to last. (phreak)
6. Sixth to last. (sd)
7. Lower-seeded of the losing playoff teams. (z)
8. Higher-seeded of the losing playoff teams. (munson)
9. Runner up. (rome)
10. Champion. (rjs)

Consolation games are for farging losers and don't mean shtein.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on December 23, 2014, 08:49:01 AM
We're going with a snaking draft next year, right?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on December 23, 2014, 08:50:00 AM
BTW... I don't like the term, "runner-up."  Let's change that to "gagging loser."  Thanks.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on December 23, 2014, 09:21:15 AM
Nice season suckers. Oh who am I kidding? I got ridiculously farging lucky in the championship game and actually was lucky to sneak into the playoffs with the fifth highest scoring team.

Regardless, pay up.

$25 to rjs246@gmail.com (paypal). Or PM me and I'll give you my address. But seriously, just use paypal you cretins.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on December 23, 2014, 09:43:43 AM
paid up
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Tomahawk on December 23, 2014, 12:01:15 PM
Post your address please.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on December 23, 2014, 12:40:06 PM
No.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 23, 2014, 01:23:22 PM
PM me your addy.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on December 23, 2014, 02:40:31 PM
Sunny: Paid
THawk: Paid
Everyone Else: Cram it
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on December 23, 2014, 02:52:12 PM
Quote from: Rome on December 23, 2014, 08:49:01 AM
We're going with a snaking draft next year, right?

farg off.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on December 23, 2014, 02:53:28 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on December 23, 2014, 02:40:31 PM
Sunny: Paid
THawk: Paid
HBionic: Paid
Everyone Else: Cram it
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on December 23, 2014, 03:13:12 PM
paid up, you filthy animal.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on December 23, 2014, 03:16:11 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on December 23, 2014, 02:40:31 PM
Sunny: Paid
THawk: Paid
HBionic: Paid
Rome: Paid
Everyone Else: Cram it

Sweethearts, the lot of you. Except for the deadbeats, you guys are the worst.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on December 23, 2014, 03:24:55 PM
Can you send me a reminder in two weeks?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on December 23, 2014, 03:33:38 PM
No.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on December 23, 2014, 05:55:14 PM
Paid
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 23, 2014, 06:30:46 PM
I made a withdrawal from draft kings and once that posts I'll send it over
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Tomahawk on December 23, 2014, 09:20:42 PM
My paypal money is tainted with anthrax and aids, icehole.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on December 23, 2014, 09:56:44 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on December 23, 2014, 09:20:42 PM
My paypal money is tainted with anthrax and aids, icehole.

Did the hooker take your paypal too?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on December 24, 2014, 01:08:51 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on December 23, 2014, 03:16:11 PM
Sunny: Paid
THawk: Paid
HBionic: Paid
Rome: Paid
SD: Paid
Everyone Else: Cram it
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 24, 2014, 01:25:34 PM
Pizzzaid
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on December 24, 2014, 01:57:27 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on December 23, 2014, 03:16:11 PM
Sunny: Paid
THawk: Paid
HBionic: Paid
Rome: Paid
SD: Paid
Phreak: Paid
Munson, Sarge, Zanshin: Cram it
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Tomahawk on December 24, 2014, 03:04:29 PM
Quote from: hbionic on December 23, 2014, 09:56:44 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on December 23, 2014, 09:20:42 PM
My paypal money is tainted with anthrax and aids, icehole.

Did the hooker take your paypal too?

lol she took it alright
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on December 24, 2014, 03:08:12 PM
I attempted to cram 25 dollars in my butthole to no avail.

Gonna see if my PayPal still works. If it doesn't, I'll mail you 25 easy payments of $1.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Tomahawk on December 24, 2014, 03:57:25 PM
The 25 dollars kept falling out of your cornhole?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on December 24, 2014, 03:58:59 PM
I tried doing it in half dollars, that was my biggest mistake.

You've been paid.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on December 28, 2014, 12:50:28 PM
Paid.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on January 12, 2015, 02:20:39 PM
FYI and for future reference. Sarge still hasn't paid me.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Tomahawk on January 12, 2015, 07:11:13 PM
I've had second thoughts about paying you too. Please return my money.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on January 14, 2015, 03:16:45 PM
No.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on January 14, 2015, 03:48:19 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on January 12, 2015, 07:11:13 PM
I've had second thoughts about paying you too. Please return my money.

You don't have any money. We all know the hooker paid Rusty the $25.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on March 18, 2015, 02:45:31 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 12, 2015, 02:20:39 PM
FYI and for future reference. Sarge still hasn't paid me.

Sarge ever pay up? I haven't seen him around lately. Maybe he pulled a Reese.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on March 19, 2015, 06:09:33 PM
Nope never received payment. In fact I had forgotten about it. Pay up, Wayne.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: ice grillin you on March 19, 2015, 06:31:19 PM
for the record he did that to me for much more money one time....went AWOL for an extended period....came back hard and paid up....i wouldn't worry about it...

this is like a 200 dollar league right?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on March 19, 2015, 06:44:01 PM
$500 minimum icehole.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: ice grillin you on March 19, 2015, 06:46:14 PM
stillupfront's mom what?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on March 19, 2015, 06:48:05 PM
what?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: ice grillin you on March 19, 2015, 07:01:23 PM
500 minimum is a lot
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Zanshin on March 20, 2015, 10:39:14 AM
We put in $2,500 each this year. Made it more fun, I think.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 04, 2015, 01:16:51 PM
Two questions:
1. Are we still doing this? If there isn't enough interest I'll pull the plug.
2. Will Sarge ever pay up?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: hbionic on August 04, 2015, 01:38:54 PM
In
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SunMo on August 04, 2015, 02:19:00 PM
In.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 04, 2015, 03:14:14 PM
In
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 04, 2015, 03:37:47 PM
Just to be clear, I'm looking for all or nothing commitment here. I don't feel like chasing down a new player if/when someone has a sad and doesn't want to participate any more.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on August 04, 2015, 03:49:06 PM
In

PS: Snake!
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 04, 2015, 03:59:51 PM
No.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 04, 2015, 04:11:54 PM
In.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Munson on August 04, 2015, 06:13:27 PM
If everyone else is in, I'm in.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 04, 2015, 06:23:16 PM
That leaves THawk, Sarge and someone else? Zanshin, I think.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 04, 2015, 06:30:57 PM
Assuming this happens, the following players are on the trading block:
- Matt Ryan
- Russell Wilson
- Dez Bryant
- Julio Jones

Just looking for draft picks.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 04, 2015, 07:32:00 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 04, 2015, 06:30:57 PM
Assuming this happens, the following players are on the trading block:
- Matt Ryan
- Russell Wilson
- Dez Bryant
- Julio Jones

Just looking for draft picks.

What are you looking for for Dez or Julio?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 04, 2015, 08:10:20 PM
I would love a first rounder since we're talking about 2 of the best 4 WRs in the league, but I am willing to negotiate of course.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 04, 2015, 08:36:53 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 04, 2015, 08:10:20 PM
I would love a first rounder since we're talking about 2 of the best 4 WRs in the league, but I am willing to negotiate of course.

Considering I'm picking in the top 3 (I think) and you have to release one of those a first rounder is not happening. I was thinking something later like 5th or maybe we could swap a pick in a round.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 04, 2015, 09:24:20 PM
Like I said. I'm open to negotiation. Let's move this to PM.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 04, 2015, 10:00:08 PM
Can you post my roster or show me how to find it?!
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 04, 2015, 10:23:34 PM
I will murder you in your sleep.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 05, 2015, 07:30:23 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on December 22, 2014, 10:10:36 AM
Next year's draft goes like this...

Edit: Haha, there are ten teams in this league.

1. Last place in the regular season. (hbionic)
2. Second to last. (sarge)
3. Third to last. (sunmo)
4. Fourth to last. (thawk)
5. Fifth to last. (phreak)
6. Sixth to last. (sd)
7. Lower-seeded of the losing playoff teams. (z)
8. Higher-seeded of the losing playoff teams. (munson)
9. Runner up. (rome)
10. Champion. (rjs)

Consolation games are for farging losers and don't mean shtein.

Figured I'd bump this so we know where we're drafting.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 05, 2015, 09:36:58 AM
Z just gave me a farging enthusiastic "Sure", so he's in. I think that only leaves Sarge as the possible dingleberry ruiner of fun.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: Rome on August 05, 2015, 11:26:02 AM
I vote keep it going here!
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 05, 2015, 01:07:05 PM
OK, Sarge is in. Now that all of this administrative horseshtein is out of the way, I'll renew the league and move the conversation over to the 2015 thread.
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: SD on August 05, 2015, 01:08:50 PM
The important question is did you get paid?
Title: Re: Keeper League 14
Post by: rjs246 on August 05, 2015, 01:13:15 PM
I did. Finally. What an ass.