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I have no reason to believe the Eagles will win this game.
At least I won't be there this time.
RIP Snot Boogie
RIP Eagles 2019 season
This game could be one with 10 turnovers combined since Danny Jones likes to get all Wentzish with the ball
First mother farger that lays out all the scenarios that put the Eagles in the playoffs gets stabbed in the eyes.
eagles open as 8 point favs
i know the giants stink but its almost as if vegas isnt watching these eagle games
I'm rooting for New York. Put a bullet in this old dog, please.
im not great at math but im pretty sure the entire nfce can finish 6-10
I hope it does.
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 02, 2019, 06:16:36 PM
im not great at math but im pretty sure the entire nfce can finish 6-10
this can happen. giants and cowboys would both have 4 division wins and im not figuring out what tiebreaker happens next
The 4th seed automatically forfeits and is penalized one prime time game next season.
It would be the fairly boring result of the Cowboys winning the division, because they've already beaten the Giants twice.
In fact the Giants are already eliminated from the playoffs.
Eli is starting.
Danny Nickels is in a walking boot.
if carson cant beat beyond washed up eli at home on mnf then i dont want to hear 1 farging sycophant defender here whining about his receivers or doug or whatever
this ginger jesus freak tebow wannabe should be able to win this game with torrance small and charles johnson as is right now
What scares me is another 2 win team putting up 35+ on this disgusting defense.
the get in price is now below $40 and will only go down. so anyone who wants to watch bad football in the rain, heres your chance to do it for a reasonable price
Eli going for 400?
Who knows.
400 yards, 4 TDs, 4 INTs, 4 sacks, 4 yards rushing.
His betting line on rushing yards is o/u 1.5 lol
I took Sanders o60.5 and anytime TD scorer at -145 so guaranteed pulled hamstring on his second carry.
I'm so excited for this game that I totally forgot it was on tonight.
oh wow MNF production is awful
first MNF I've seen this year
They actually made changes to their playcalling. How about that.
washed up jason peters strikes again
God farging dammit
This is about what I expected. By the second quarter it should be nothing but pass pass pass punt drives again.
eagles dont cover saquon, eli screws up the throw
this game is great
I may be actually rooting for them to lose. Put me out of my misery.
lol @ that wentz throw
This game's going to have 0 offensive points for either team.
pat shurmur, 2-10 with a 4th and 10 from the +40 is gonna punt
thats why hes getting fired
Wentz is incapable of throwing a decent pass to anyone but a stationary Ertz.
This feels like a preseason game
wentz is a complete abomination
he is legit bad
What a bum
if you want doug to get fired then the eagles losing out might accomplish that
they are quite possibly the worst team in football right now
Is it too early to say the defense is already exhausted?
This is why they let Foles go. Right here. Right now.
Can you imagine the howling for Wentz's head if he was still there?
PS: If he can't complete a 5 yard out, he should be on the goddamn bench. If it's a mental thing, let him figure it out during the off-season preferably in another city.
https://twitter.com/KevinMKruse/status/1204216743138344966
Quote from: MDS on December 09, 2019, 08:46:30 PM
wentz is a complete abomination
he is legit bad
He's checked out mentally. He was so sharp two years ago now he's farging lost. I'll sound like a broken record here but no coincidence his problems started as soon as he got into a serious relationship.
Put a little pressure on Eli, he says. Trust your corners, he says.
They're farging horrible
Quote from: AO1 on December 09, 2019, 08:57:19 PM
Quote from: MDS on December 09, 2019, 08:46:30 PM
wentz is a complete abomination
he is legit bad
He's checked out mentally. He was so sharp two years ago now he's farging lost. I'll sound like a broken record here but no coincidence his problems started as soon as he got into a serious relationship.
its the opposite...hes so inside his own head. hes a jesus freak who loves football but foles winning his super bowl and being more popular in his city destroyed his fragile little insides
Quote from: AO1 on December 09, 2019, 08:57:19 PM
Quote from: MDS on December 09, 2019, 08:46:30 PM
wentz is a complete abomination
he is legit bad
He's checked out mentally. He was so sharp two years ago now he's farging lost. I'll sound like a broken record here but no coincidence his problems started as soon as he got into a serious relationship.
Yeah, no. The only relationship that means anything to him is with his bestie Jesus. That broad is nothing but a Ginger Jr Incubator to him.
Darby sucks
Lol at Wentz not being able to run there
Wow, Wentz has gone full coward.
I literally laughed out loud at Ertz's belly flop.
Don't know what was an easier layup, Wentz running for that second down, or Booger mentioning Dallas Goedert's obvious help on the third down.
Alshon is hurt
Shocker
Once again, he can only hit a stationary Ertz.
ertz is the slowest human being in the world
This upcoming Wentz fumble should bring the crowd back to earth.
Just put Alshon on IR already.
Quote from: General_Failure on December 09, 2019, 09:03:36 PM
This upcoming Wentz fumble should bring the crowd back to earth.
Or maybe that torn ACL for Alshon.
Lmao. Just end the goddamn season already.
Offensive line getting eaten alive.
I should stop watching this and do something else shouldn't I.
Quote from: Diomedes on December 09, 2019, 09:07:35 PM
I should stop watching this and do something else shouldn't I.
Wait until halftime when they're down 21-6.
Whatever errands you can go do now...go
i dont know if this is worse than the dream team season but its damn close
The real question is why does it take teams so long to realize "Throw it deep" is the way to easily win these games?
Even if you don't have errands to do, find some.
There is literally no reason for Wentz to take another snap this season.
trying to think of something more pathetic than a must win game with arthega whitesides and greg ward as your only active wide outs but i cant
Quote from: MDS on December 09, 2019, 09:16:33 PM
trying to think of something more pathetic than a must win game with arthega whitesides and greg ward as your only active wide outs but i cant
Probably in a couple weeks when Jordan Matthews is back for the big Cowboys showdown.
At least it isn't Agholor and Hollins.
lol rip lane
winning the super bowl has broke this franchise
There goes the entire right side of the line, then.
what a disaster
Great game so far. Down a touchdown to a 2-win team with a fossilized QB, probably lost Jeffrey and Johnson for the season. And Brooks by proxy.
Somehow I bet Sanders or Ertz is gonna be in the concussion protocol before the end of this one.
I'm looking forward to seeing how Sudfeld plays next week.
Quote from: General_Failure on December 09, 2019, 09:24:09 PM
I'm looking forward to seeing how Sudfeld plays next week.
With Lane out and Brooks feeling ill, he'll have about 1.1 seconds per snap to show us what he can do.
Dougie's getting ready to dial up some more Wentz sacks.
lol at doug. "Our best players have to play better." Your best players have been carted back to the locker room.
TE passes over the middle, RB screens, and no farging WRs. The early 2000s are back!
What is this shtein
I had no doubt that they weren't going to convert before that timeout was called.
Busch league bullshtein. Sure you can do it, but you can be a bitch-made bitch too
brilliant job by doug to get the giants to burn a timeout...cant ask for anything more
Be glad the Giants didn't decide to just air it out again. Or don't, actually. Who cares, burn it all down.
Quote from: MDS on December 09, 2019, 09:36:43 PM
brilliant job by doug to get the giants to burn a timeout...cant ask for anything more
Without even meaning to, you well-playedly ok boomer-ed me
how can doug not get fired
Doug getting outcoached by the Giants. They burned some clock before dragging their balls across his face.
Quote from: MDS on December 09, 2019, 09:40:37 PM
how can doug not get fired
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lol booger wants wentz to kneel on 3rd down and the giants have 1 timeout
i mean the eagles suck and the game is bad and all that but really id give it all up for espn to get rid of him
A moving Goedert is no stationary Ertz.
Good luck to anyone actually sticking around for the second half.
Probably the worst part of this is the blowing of Eli Manning. Nathan Peterman could throw it toward Ronald Darby just as well.
https://twitter.com/surrender_idx90/status/1204228152161120256
What was the surrender index on the Giants one earlier? That was pretty cowardly, too.
That Twitter bot only posts the ones over 90%, which with their ratings is pretty tough to do in the first half.
how is darby still starting
I don't want to hear about how the injuries are the story of the game/season. Yeah yeah there have been a lot of them to important players...but that doesn't explain the performance on the field.
Injuries aren't throwing the ball like shtein, calling shtein plays, or not knowing where to line up.
I'm disgusted
I hope Eli puts 40 on them.
the eagles have 2 wide receivers and neither one of them actually has a catch
Quote from: MDS on December 09, 2019, 10:11:55 PM
the eagles have 2 wide receivers and neither one of them actually has a catch
That would have been true with every receiver not named Jackson out there.
Okay, that's enough. Good night y'all.
Perkins and Scott are more effective receivers than these wideouts.
sanders is hurt too
this is really impressive
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 09, 2019, 07:37:07 PM
His betting line on rushing yards is o/u 1.5 lol
I took Sanders o60.5 and anytime TD scorer at -145 so guaranteed pulled hamstring on his second carry.
He made it longer than two carries but still
farg
Any doubt the defense shteins themselves now?
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 09, 2019, 10:33:25 PM
Any doubt the defense shteins themselves now?
Traditionally this is where it happens.
Mills is hurt now
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 09, 2019, 10:32:59 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 09, 2019, 07:37:07 PM
His betting line on rushing yards is o/u 1.5 lol
I took Sanders o60.5 and anytime TD scorer at -145 so guaranteed pulled hamstring on his second carry.
He made it longer than two carries but still
farg
Cramping. Give him some Midol and get him back out here.
Greg Ward looks like he's limping ever since that last hit. Can't wait to see 1-WR sets.
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 09, 2019, 10:44:28 PM
Can't wait to see 1-WR sets.
Goal line, every play. Jumbo package! Put in an extra OL at... oh.
I think that actually was PI but I have zero understanding of how the NFL calls these.
what a pointless challenge
Freddie Mitchell.
Well that drive got ugly fast.
Absolutely incredible. No one noticed that Ward tipped the ball?
Lincoln Stadium.
Ok. That was funny.
"Would've been a tough catch". Thanks Booger.
That one hand slap sack will be the only legal way to sack a QB within a decade.
Quote from: MDS on December 09, 2019, 10:50:28 PM
what a pointless challenge
This x a million
Doesn't your booth tell you it was tipped and not worth the challenge
No idea what Booger is talking about, the Eagles bit on that flea flicker completely, they were just lucky Eli was getting tackled.
Goedert whiffed on that block badly.
usually when twitter shteins on someone its to shtein on someone and not for any specific reason, but this booger thing is different
he is really that bad
this broadcast is beyond horrible. they came in wanting to talk about the book of eli and the terrible nfc east and by god they have talked about it
Shurmur is an idiot.
a tie is the same as a win
8-7-1 eagles top 8-8 dallas
just saying
https://twitter.com/surrender_idx90/status/1204255566815731713
Quote from: General_Failure on December 09, 2019, 11:28:13 PM
https://twitter.com/surrender_idx90/status/1204255566815731713
Punt was the right call imho. Made better by Shurmur burning 35 seconds before calling the timeout.
go team
There is no possible way they just won that game.
PS: Bye, Corky.
Putting off the inevitable for one more week, I see.
Congratulations to the Eagles for taking the lead in the Eagles/Giants series for the first time ever.
I have to admit I got enjoyment from that game. That Ertz game winner put me into my fantasy league's playoffs by 5 points.
Quote from: Rome on December 09, 2019, 11:36:17 PM
There is no possible way they just won that game.
PS: Bye, Corky.
they did because the giants are, how do i say this, terrible
That was fun.
They have one WR left
Boston Scott and Josh Perkins are getting serious run.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 09, 2019, 11:39:11 PM
That was fun.
They have one WR left
Boston Scott and Josh Perkins are getting serious run.
Not that Jordan Matthews is anything special but how do you cut him with what you have.
I mean they're relying on guys who should be selling cars to win football games.
Fun comeback. Fight me.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 09, 2019, 11:57:53 PM
I mean they're relying on guys who should be selling cars to win football games.
But enough about the coaching staff, let's talk about these backups stepping up.
https://twitter.com/JClarkNBCS/status/1204281592170110976