farg Dallas! Thread

[SD_Eagle5]

Witten's mom caught stealing cash:

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/football/cowboys/stories/070607dnspocowbrief.21c4f25.html

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Jason Witten's mom arrested for stealing $5000 from someone's bank account.

So what?

This is the farg Dallas thread, similar to the Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread, meaning anything your redneck team or family does will be ridiculed.

[rjs246]

So your team's star Tight End has a thieving bitch of a mom. You see, criminals breed criminals and then those criminals inevitably play for the Cowboys. Witten is probably raping babies as we speak.

[E-GIRLS SUCK]

Once again so what? you a-holes really need to get a life and quit whining about
what a players parent does

[rjs246]

You root for a baby-raper.

[Rome]

Once again so what? you a-holes really need to get a life and quit whining about
what a players parent does

How about we lament your mother not giving you the prenatal wire hangar treatment?  Is that okay, cowfarger?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Once again so what? you a-holes really need to get a life and quit whining about
what a players parent does

Go farging kill yourself.

[rjs246]

He can't hear you, he's too busy touching itty bitty titty.

[Feva]

Once again so what? you a-holes really need to get a life and quit whining about
what a players parent does

You need to get your punk ass off this board complaining about what the farg we do around here.


Eat a fleshpop and die.

[SunMo]

Once again so what? you a-holes really need to get a life and quit whining about
what a players parent does

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I love you guys... except the Cowboys fan, obviously.

[shorebird]

Once again so what? you a-holes really need to get a life and quit whining about
what a players parent does

Who's whining? I think it's funny, and fitting at the same time. She has an NFL player for a son and still feels the need to steal. I'd watch her in the house if I were Witten. Don't leave any money or jewelry laying around. Make sure you count the silverwear after dinner.

Clepto bitch.

[shorebird]

Not to mention that the article came from the Dallas Morning News. Maybe you should contact the hack who wrote the story.

[Eagaholic]

With Jason Witten, I think people are rushing to judgement - never even stopping to consider the possibility that maybe he  walked in on his mom tossing Michael Irvin's salad through a full and leaking diaper, and decided to cut her off. Maybe that's why she stole and he was in no way at fault.

[Diomedes]

Witten and Brees might have someting to chat about.

[MadMarchHare]

Once again so what? you a-holes really need to get a life and quit whining about
what a players parent does

Love the Bud Dwyer smilie.