farg Dallas! Thread

[TRUCK RATHMAN]

hmmmmm........

http://www.49erswebzone.com/content/news/view.php?id=8661

Turner wanted 49ers structure with Cowboys

Norv Turner apparently wanted to take a piece of San Francisco with him to Dallas.

Sources close to Turner said Thursday that the 49ers' offensive coordinator likes how things are going with the 49ers so much that he presented Cowboys owner Jerry Jones with a structure of operations similar to what Mike Nolan has with the 49ers.

Turner issued a statement through the 49ers' public-relations department:

"I have a great situation with the 49ers and I'm excited about continuing the progress we made on offense from last season. John York and Mike Nolan were instrumental in lending their support to me through the interview process in Dallas. That reassures to me how well our structure and leadership is here in San Francisco."

Nolan is the central figure in the 49ers' organization, as he owns final say on all matters pertaining to player personnel and the coaching staff. Turner wanted far more control than he had in his previous two head-coaching jobs with the taterskins and Raiders.

Jones announced on Thursday he had hired Wade Phillips, formerly the Chargers' defensive coordinator, to replace Bill Parcells as Cowboys head coach.

"Norv went in and told Jerry how he wanted it to be," a source close to Turner said. "Wade probably went in and was told how it was going to be."

The 49ers followed through with a pay raise and extension for Turner (he originally signed a three-year contract, and he had another year added to the pact). Nolan spoke about a "proactive" approach to retaining Turner when his name first surfaced in connection with the Cowboys job two weeks ago. Perhaps that assurance and support from the 49ers enabled Turner to seek more power and control from the Cowboys.

In addition to personnel, Turner also reportedly balked at Jones' suggestion that offensive coordinator Jason Garrett have autonomy in calling plays. Turner was the Cowboys' offensive coordinator during two Super Bowl seasons, and his forte as a coach is his play-calling.

[Diomedes]

San Francisco def. has a good thing going.  I like Nolan and I've always liked Turner.  They have some good young talent on that team.  Yay for Truck.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The ownership and coaching staffs of the other teams in the NFC East really would bode well for the Eagles if Lurie / Banner / Reid could actually learn from their mistakes.

[BlueHeart]

I didn't see this anywhere posted, so, I apologize if it's already been posted, but, it's f'n hysterical and needs to be shared. 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWVEU9hx18


Once the song kicked in I was literally doubled over laughing. This guy's a genius.

Then again, I am easily amused... 

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Cass County Music, Red Cloud Music

Oh, that blows.

[ice grillin you]

wade phillips made a thick HOTT daughter....

[Feva]

pass.

[Drunkmasterflex]

pass.

What? She would definately get mushroom stamped.

[Feva]

Maybe she could slob the knob.

She's twisting her body all sorts of ways to hide the fact that she's got the chubs.

[Drunkmasterflex]

Maybe she could slob the knob.

She's twisting her body all sorts of ways to hide the fact that she's got the chubs.

Could be but I like a girl with a little bit of teh thickness.

[Feva]

Me too... in the right places.  She looks like she's a little too wide all around though.

[Diomedes]

well, her face is done up like a china doll so I can't get a read on if she's actually pretty or not...and is that a wig??..but there ain't nothing wrong with her body. 

if she's taller than me tho, no way

[rjs246]

Tall chicks = teh hot.

For real.

[Sgt PSN]

pass.

Am I to understand that a brutha has no interest in a white girl with a little thickness to her?  Feva, your blackness is officially under review. 

[Diomedes]

Tall chicks = teh hot.

For real.

So long as she's less than 6'2", sure.

[rjs246]

Tall chicks = teh hot.

For real.

So long as she's less than 6'2", sure.

I don't put a max on it. Tall girls are hot and no two ways about it.

Well, tall BIG girls are scary, but tall on its own is farging outstanding.