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Title: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 16, 2006, 10:13:40 PM
Link (http://www.klbk.com/)


QuoteTerrell Owens To Sign With Cowboys
( Air Date: 3/16/2006 )
Sources within the Dallas Cowboys have told the KLBK-13 Sports Department that the Cowboys have signed wide receiver Terrell Owens.


Terms of his contract have not been disclosed.

The Cowboys plan to announce the signing of Owens officially in a press conference on Monday.

Owens was ran out of Philadelphia after bad-mouthing the Eagles organization and quarterback Donovan McNabb last season. Owens is also remembered for taunting the Dallas Cowboys and its fans on the "Texas Stadium Star" while he was a member of the San Francisco 49ers a few years ago.

Owens enters his 11th season in the NFL, and will play on his third
team in four years.



Figured this deserves it's own thread.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 16, 2006, 10:14:28 PM
http://www.profootballtalk.com/rumormill.htm

REPORT OF T.O. SIGNING IS "BOGUS"



Reports originating from a Lubbock, Texas television station that receiver Terrell Owens has signed with the Cowboys are "bogus," a league source with knowledge of the situation tells us.



KLBK 13 says that sources with the Cowboys have told the station that Owens already has been signed, and that the move will be announced on Monday.



On one hand, we could envision the Cowboys intentionally leaking misinformation in order to scare off other potential suitors while owner Jerry Jones wraps up a vacation.  On the other hand, why in the hell would the leak be made to a television station in Lubbock?



Bottom line -- there's no deal, and the reports are erroneous.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 16, 2006, 10:16:57 PM
Oh well, PFT has been pretty reliable as of late. Damn fast, too.

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Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 16, 2006, 10:18:56 PM
I wouldn't delete it yet. Just edit it with a question mark and you are good to go.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 16, 2006, 10:19:49 PM
Quote from: Philly Forever on March 16, 2006, 10:18:56 PM
I wouldn't delete it yet. Just edit it with a question mark and you are good to go.

Better?
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 16, 2006, 10:20:28 PM
MCH BTTER!
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 16, 2006, 10:21:38 PM
QuoteOwens was ran out of Philadelphia

Nice grammar.  ::)
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Diomedes on March 16, 2006, 10:21:43 PM
They deserve each other.  Let it happen for all I care.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 16, 2006, 10:22:57 PM
 :-D

I hope he signs with Miami now. I want them to experience what we did with Bentley.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: cmleary0919 on March 16, 2006, 10:55:39 PM
I'de rather him sign with dallas just to watch Darth & Mini-Darth sandwich the hell out of him twice a year.  :evil
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Bigskinbauer on March 16, 2006, 11:24:54 PM
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Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 16, 2006, 11:53:45 PM
Jay Glazer is apparently now reporting he signed a 3 year deal with Dallas.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: General_Failure on March 16, 2006, 11:54:42 PM
3 years?!
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 16, 2006, 11:55:48 PM
That's what I read on a Cowboys forum.

Could be their version of TATE with fake rumors though, but apparently scout.com or whatever is reporting it's done too.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MDS on March 16, 2006, 11:57:27 PM
please please let this be true, i wanna see the media storm that will come with both to vs. mcnabb showdowns (even though they wont be on the field at the same time).
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 17, 2006, 12:00:44 AM
Cowboys | Report - Owens agrees to three-year deal with Dallas
Thu, 16 Mar 2006 20:55:47 -0800

Jay Glazer, of FOXSports.com, free agent WR Terrell Owens' (Eagles) agent, Drew Rosenhaus, has denied a report from KLBK-13 CBS TV in Lubbock, Texas, that Owens has agreed to a deal with the Dallas Cowboys. While Rosenhaus is denying the report, a source close to Owens has confirmed to FOXSports.com that Owens has agreed to a three-year deal and it will not be announced until the coming days.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: General_Failure on March 17, 2006, 12:01:41 AM
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Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: General_Failure on March 17, 2006, 12:04:11 AM
A quote from a Dallasfan friend of mine about Owens, Irvin's manlove for him, and this signing: Good - they can have junk trunk rape parties.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MDS on March 17, 2006, 12:05:00 AM
Does TO realize he's catchin balls for THE Drew Bledsoe?
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: DH on March 17, 2006, 12:05:22 AM
That looks like a fake kffl posting. The format is off, and I've never seen the word "report" in a kffl report.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 17, 2006, 12:05:48 AM
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5420122

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Even in free agency, Terrell Owens' situation continues to be somewhat of a saga.

Thursday night, Lubbock's KLBK-13 CBS TV reported that the Cowboys have struck a deal with Owens. But when contacted by FOXSports.com about the report, agent Drew Rosenhaus vehemently denied that any such deal was finalized.

"I heard about the report too," Rosenhaus said. "Not true. Absolutely not true."

Despite Rosenhaus' denials however, a source close to Owens told FOXSports.com that the receiver has in fact agreed to a three-year deal with the Cowboys — a deal that likely won't be announced until the weekend in order for owner Jerry Jones to be available in Dallas to properly make the announcement.

And now the next 48 hours will tell who's telling the truth.

Owens was finally released by the Eagles on Tuesday, and his release was timed so that the Eagles could avoid paying him a $5 million roster bonus due Wednesday. In addition to Dallas, Denver, Kansas City and Miami were said to be interested.

But the Cowboys talk heated up when, soon after Owens was released, the Cowboys cut receiver Keyshawn Johnson to avoid a $1 million bonus. Johnson was scheduled to make only $1.5 million this season, but was seeking an extension and a raise.

Owens is two years younger than Johnson and more dynamic, with defenses fearing him deep and across the middle. He has also been disruptive to his own teams, leaving bad feelings in San Francisco and wearing out his welcome even more quickly in Philadelphia, albeit after helping the Eagles get to the Super Bowl.

The Eagles have long been wary about the Cowboys trying to land Owens, even asking the NFL to punish Jones for comments in November that they interpreted as trying to woo him. Philadelphia backed off its tampering claim a few days later, but the coming days might prove whether team officials were onto something.

Owens in a Dallas uniform would be a stunning turn of events considering how reviled he was for celebrating touchdowns against the Cowboys on the team's midfield logo at Texas Stadium. But he's a marquee player in every sense, and Jones has never shied from those types.

Adding to the intrigue is the presence of coach Bill Parcells. He had no problem taking in Johnson two years ago when the receiver was coming off a spat with Tampa Bay coach Jon Gruden, but that was different because they'd been together before.

An Owens-Parcells pairing would be nothing if not interesting, although the same was thought about Parcells and Jones, and they're three years into their relationship without any known blowups.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 17, 2006, 12:08:37 AM
I'd love to see the contract numbers Dallas was dumb enough to give him. Let the hypocrisy begin.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Bigskinbauer on March 17, 2006, 12:35:28 AM
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Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: EJ72 on March 17, 2006, 01:14:11 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on March 17, 2006, 12:08:37 AM
I'd love to see the contract numbers Dallas was dumb enough to give him. Let the hypocrisy begin.

SD_Eagle, despite his well documented behavior, he's going to get paid. The market was set when around $30M with $11M guaranteed was dumped into the lap of a #3 WR who didn't have the stats that Owens had last year in half a season. I doubt he even has as many TDs in his career that Owens had in half a season.

It'll probably be a deal similiar to the one he signed with you only shorter. A hunk of the money up front, spread out over a few years.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Don Ho on March 17, 2006, 02:58:56 AM
EJ,

Be afraid, be very afraid.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 17, 2006, 08:41:52 AM
Know what's hilarious?

These idiots on the radio here (Big Daddy Graham, Rhea and callers) acting like this is some sort of big news. The worst kept secret over the last few weeks was that he was going to Dallas. Everyone knew it. But last night people were acting shocked that Dallas is going to sign him.

So of course that brought on some McNabb bashing, FO bashing and general hatred of the Eagles.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 17, 2006, 08:43:16 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 17, 2006, 08:41:52 AM
Know what's hilarious?

These idiots on the radio here (Big Daddy Graham, Rhea and callers) acting like this is some sort of big news. The worst kept secret over the last few weeks was that he was going to Dallas. Everyone knew it. But last night people were acting shocked that Dallas is going to sign him.

So of course that brought on some McNabb bashing, FO bashing and general hatred of the Eagles.

And I'm sure they're all saying things like "Reid couldn't handle him, but Parcells will" and shtein like that.

::)
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SunMo on March 17, 2006, 08:43:25 AM
i agree that in the long-term, TO will rip the Cowboys apart, just like the Eagles and Niners.  but next year, he's going to kill everybody, including the Eagles.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 17, 2006, 08:44:10 AM
Sorry, but is this even an actual deal? No other place is reporting it but Glazer's report of a "source" and Rosenpuke's denial.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SunMo on March 17, 2006, 08:45:07 AM
well, all comments being made under the premise that he is going to sign.  if he doesn't this thread becomes null and void, per the contract.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 17, 2006, 08:45:31 AM
If he can't have Favre as his QB leading the team to the Superbowl, he can get the next best thing in Bledsoe.

It is 1997, isn't it?
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 17, 2006, 08:45:35 AM
Pretty much, PG. And BDG was saying the Eagles should re-sign him now because it will be cheaper than paying him his bonus. Which is beyond stupid. And of course how the Eagles FO is arrogant and wants to stick it to the fans and how Bledose is such a great field general.

Pretty comical. Got good laughs out of me.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 17, 2006, 08:46:34 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 17, 2006, 08:45:35 AM
Pretty much, PG. And BDG was saying the Eagles should re-sign him now because it will be cheaper than paying him his bonus. Which is beyond stupid. And of course how the Eagles FO is arrogant and wants to stick it to the fans and how Bledose is such a great field general.

Pretty comical. Got good laughs out of me.

So glad I don't listen...and pretty funny that I called it re: Parcells.

Yeah, he had Keyshawn in control when he was going off on him on the sidelines.  ::) And Keyshawn is like mini-TO.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 17, 2006, 08:57:39 AM
Schefter said last night that TO is pretty much out of options.  Miami and Denver are not interested.  KC will only offer him a minimal one-year deal.  So, the Cowboys are the only team out there willing to give him anything at all, which means they hold all the cards.  He even mentioned the possibility of a "minimum" contract structured to add a substantial roster bonus each week of the season, so he'd literally have to stay in line or face immediate dismissal without pay.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 17, 2006, 09:10:36 AM
QuoteDENIALS OF T.O. SIGNING ARE BOGUS?

Jay Glazer of FOXSports.com reports that receiver Terrell Owens indeed has a deal in place with the Dallas Cowboys, even as agent Drew Rosenhaus denies that any arrangement with the Cowboys is in place.

Glazer reports that it's a three-year deal.  If so, that tells us that T.O. didn't get a signing bonus in excess of $15 million.  Otherwise, the contract undoubtedly would have had a longer term, if for no reason other than to reduce the cap charge in 2006.

The broader questions are these.  First, if no deal is in place, why are there multiple reports to the contrary?  Second, if a contract has been reached, why wouldn't the Cowboys announce it now -- and why would Rosenhaus deny its existence?

Here's our interpretation. 

There is a deal in place, and Rosenhaus is saying that there isn't because he agreed to allow the Cowboys to announce the deal on Monday. So when asked about reports of a deal, what else can he say?

But why would the Cowboys wait until Monday to announce the deal?  On the surface, the answer is easy -- owner Jerry Jones is on vacation and he wants to be the one who gets in front of the media and crows about the team's biggest free agent signing in a decade (see Deion Sanders).

And let's take this a level deeper.  Owens was released on Tuesday.  Could it be that the Cowboys and Rosenhaus worked out the contract before Tuesday -- and that both sides thereafter decided to defer announcing it for a week after the official termination of his contract?

Owens had permission to seek a trade before his release, which would have included working out a contract with a new team and then working out compensation with the Eagles.  But Owens didn't have permission to strike a deal with a new team and then sit back and wait to be released. 

If that happened, it would explain the information that we caught wind of on Tuesday night regarding Owens' supposed plan to wait as long as it takes for the deal that he wants.  It's possible that this was all part of the ruse and that, in reality, he didn't have to wait at all, because the deal with the Cowboys already was in the bag.

Here's one thing of which we're relatively certain.  The Eagles are paying close attention to this one, and there will be plenty of discussions among the upper reaches of the organization regarding whether to pursue tampering charges against the Cowboys. 

As Glazer reported in November, the Eagles already have asked the NFL once to punish Jones for comments he made regarding a possible interest in Owens.  If there's any fire (and there's already smoke) regarding the possibility that Owens had a deal in place with Dallas before Tuesday, we expect the Eagles to be knocking on the Commish's door again

They probably did tamper. Like Florio says..where there's smoke there is usually fire.

But proving tampering is a damn hard thing to do and every team does it. Hell, the taterskins openly tampered with Lawyer Milloy when NE cut him a few years ago. Milloy's agent was quoted as saying they spoke to WASH before Milloy was cut. But nothing ever came of it.

But if there is anyway to prove it or make a fuss about it to the Commish...I'm down. Be vindictive. It's the Cowboys and TO afterall...
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MadMarchHare on March 17, 2006, 09:12:53 AM
What would be the fine for tampering?  Lose a draft pick, nullify the contract?
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 17, 2006, 09:14:36 AM
Most likely loss of a draft pick. Not sure if the Eagles would get the pick or the of Boys would just lose it ala Denver losing a #3 a couple of years ago for fargin with the salary cap.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: dis12 on March 17, 2006, 09:17:05 AM
this would just give us all more reason to HATE the Cowboys. 
I'd bring back Andre Waters for the 2 pilly vs. dallas games..maybe Tim Hauck (didn't he take out Irvin?)
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 17, 2006, 09:18:18 AM
Whatever.  I might rather TO go to an AFC team, but him going to the Cowboys is not all bad.  It proves that they are extremely desperate to try anything at all to get back to the playoffs, but their OL has been declining for years and Bledsoe is their only viable option at QB (and he did not finish the season strong last year).  It has the added bonus of definitely blowing up in their faces within a couple of years, one way or another.

The only problem is covering him with no big, physical corner on the roster.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: bobbyinlondon on March 17, 2006, 09:21:24 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 17, 2006, 09:10:36 AM
QuoteDENIALS OF T.O. SIGNING ARE BOGUS?

Jay Glazer of FOXSports.com reports that receiver Terrell Owens indeed has a deal in place with the Dallas Cowboys, even as agent Drew Rosenhaus denies that any arrangement with the Cowboys is in place.

Glazer reports that it's a three-year deal.  If so, that tells us that T.O. didn't get a signing bonus in excess of $15 million.  Otherwise, the contract undoubtedly would have had a longer term, if for no reason other than to reduce the cap charge in 2006.

The broader questions are these.  First, if no deal is in place, why are there multiple reports to the contrary?  Second, if a contract has been reached, why wouldn't the Cowboys announce it now -- and why would Rosenhaus deny its existence?

Here's our interpretation. 

There is a deal in place, and Rosenhaus is saying that there isn't because he agreed to allow the Cowboys to announce the deal on Monday. So when asked about reports of a deal, what else can he say?

But why would the Cowboys wait until Monday to announce the deal?  On the surface, the answer is easy -- owner Jerry Jones is on vacation and he wants to be the one who gets in front of the media and crows about the team's biggest free agent signing in a decade (see Deion Sanders).

And let's take this a level deeper.  Owens was released on Tuesday.  Could it be that the Cowboys and Rosenhaus worked out the contract before Tuesday -- and that both sides thereafter decided to defer announcing it for a week after the official termination of his contract?

Owens had permission to seek a trade before his release, which would have included working out a contract with a new team and then working out compensation with the Eagles.  But Owens didn't have permission to strike a deal with a new team and then sit back and wait to be released. 

If that happened, it would explain the information that we caught wind of on Tuesday night regarding Owens' supposed plan to wait as long as it takes for the deal that he wants.  It's possible that this was all part of the ruse and that, in reality, he didn't have to wait at all, because the deal with the Cowboys already was in the bag.

Here's one thing of which we're relatively certain.  The Eagles are paying close attention to this one, and there will be plenty of discussions among the upper reaches of the organization regarding whether to pursue tampering charges against the Cowboys. 

As Glazer reported in November, the Eagles already have asked the NFL once to punish Jones for comments he made regarding a possible interest in Owens.  If there's any fire (and there's already smoke) regarding the possibility that Owens had a deal in place with Dallas before Tuesday, we expect the Eagles to be knocking on the Commish's door again

They probably did tamper. Like Florio says..where there's smoke there is usually fire.

But proving tampering is a damn hard thing to do and every team does it. Hell, the taterskins openly tampered with Lawyer Milloy when NE cut him a few years ago. Milloy's agent was quoted as saying they spoke to WASH before Milloy was cut. But nothing ever came of it.

But if there is anyway to prove it or make a fuss about it to the Commish...I'm down. Be vindictive. It's the Cowboys and TO afterall...


I don't know if this was posted here, but I posted this on another site earlier in the week; from Clark Judge of Sportsline.com:


http://www.sportsline.com/nfl/story

That doesn't mean Owens is headed there, but the Cowboys were one of three clubs that spoke to the Eagles prior to Owens' release -- inquiring into a possible deal for him. When the Eagles told them they were interested in a third-round pick, the talks stopped.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 17, 2006, 09:22:10 AM
Posted this the other day.....


QuoteJerry has money, but T.O. isn't worth a penny
By RANDY GALLOWAY
Star-Telegram Staff Writer

Watch yourself, Mr. Jones. It may not be too late for a recall election in Arlington.

I don't seem to remember Terrell Owens being mentioned in any of that campaign literature 18 months ago.

All those tax dollar millions that voters approved for the new Jerry Yard, and with seemingly half of north Arlington now being bulldozed in the land-clearing, yet ...

The Cowboys are currently being outspent in NFL free agency by the Arizona Cardinals. And, yes, the homeless New Orleans Saints.

The Irving owner sits on his wallet, while Danny Snyder in Washington repeatedly empties his hip pocket, then fills up again at the ATM machine.

Snyder is trying to win now. Even Bill Bidwill, the Phoenix tightwad, is making an effort.

As you know, the new free agency period has opened with a man-rush.

Teams are flush with salary cap space and with cash to spend. Money and players are moving like crazy.

Jones, however, appears timid and thrifty. Jerry's football guru, Big Bill, appears to be on vacation.

Since Jerry has never been one to squeeze the dime, there's a tendency to give him the benefit of the doubt on his current lack of financial involvement.

But what's the football excuse for both the owner and Bill Parcells?

Consider the roster moves thus far:

Gone are Keyshawn Johnson, Dan Campbell, La'Roi Glover and Scott Fujita. All were, at one time or another, key contributors.

Added in free agency thus far have been an offensive lineman the Detroit Lions figured as a career backup, and a linebacker from Jacksonville that the Jaguars head coach thought spent too much time on outside activities, such as charity work and his male-modeling career.

That's great, fellows. Really great.

But now, rampant speculation tells us the Cowboys are getting ready to pop the "big one."

Their free agency splash could be none other than the trashy Terrell Owens.

If this does happen, don't blame Jerry. He can't help himself when it comes to these kinds of traps.

Owens will be Parcells' poodle. If Big Bill says no on this kind of player, then it won't happen.

And if Parcells says yes, that tells us just how desperate he really is.

There's no need to rehash the ramifications of having Owens on your team.

Yes, he's the best receiver in the league. Yes, he's the worst team-guy in the league.

But while trading out Owens for Keyshawn is a football upgrade at one position, it's not worth all the soap opera it brings.

The Cowboys don't need Terrell Owens.

The Cowboys need offensive linemen. At least two of them who can play right now, and well enough to protect the quarterback, who needs plenty of protection.

Just a thought. Maybe if a rebuilt offensive line could open holes for the running game, then that would also help the quarterback.

Maybe you've heard, the Cowboys also need a kicker. And no, not some Howdy Doody who works for minimum wage. Go pay for a big-time toe.

With Big Bill's 1940s offensive philosophy, a kicker is almost as important as the quarterback.

Speaking of offensive philosophy, is Parcells the dummy if he approves Owens, or is Owens the dummy if he wants to play here?

Terrell demands to have the ball thrown to him. Otherwise, he whispers that his quarterback is either gay or an Uncle Tom. That happened with his last two QBs.

Who knows what Owens would have in mind for Drew Bledsoe?

But if Bledsoe doesn't have the protection, the ball won't be going Owens' way.

And since Parcells loves for the ball to be handed off to a running back, Owens should be real pleased about being reduced to a blocking receiver.

But, of course, the Cowboys have to do "something." And speculation now centers on Terrell Owens being that something.

Even if Owens come to his senses, and signs elsewhere, it still doesn't get the Cowboys off the free agency hook.

The same theory also applies to Owens ending up here.

No matter the outcome, what needed to be done hasn't been done.

Jerry, I don't believe this is what the Arlington voters had in mind.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: BigEd76 on March 17, 2006, 09:44:13 AM
On TO's board, he made a reference to "SEE U AT THE LINC!" last week.  His Ask TO section is suddenly gone...  :sly
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 17, 2006, 10:09:21 AM
whether he's officially signed or not, i still have a feeling he'll wind up in Dallas.  I thought the Skins were a possibility, but after signing 3 receivers they'd have no reason to.

they're going to make commercials of him standing on the star in dallas gear.  just wait.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: mussa on March 17, 2006, 10:13:01 AM
i just hope he gets signed by the worst of the worst teams out there.  he's all about money, he doesn't want to win shtein.  fargin low class piece of shtein. 
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 17, 2006, 10:23:37 AM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on March 17, 2006, 10:09:21 AM
whether he's officially signed or not, i still have a feeling he'll wind up in Dallas.

Yes, he very likely will.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 17, 2006, 12:20:01 PM
The hypocrisy of Girls fans this morning on Sirius was delightful. "He won't act that way with Parcells", "I don't care what he did, if he becomes a Cowboy then we'll embrace him". I'm sure all Eagles fans said the same thing prior to him coming here, but he never disrespected us the way he shtein on Dallas.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 17, 2006, 03:03:05 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on March 17, 2006, 12:20:01 PM
The hypocrisy of Girls fans this morning on Sirius was delightful. "He won't act that way with Parcells", "I don't care what he did, if he becomes a Cowboy then we'll embrace him". I'm sure all Eagles fans said the same thing prior to him coming here, but he never disrespected us the way he shtein on Dallas.

Nope, most of us had a soft spot for him when he was in San Fran because of the disrespecting of the Star.

Pukes fans have no balls.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: rjs246 on March 17, 2006, 03:06:19 PM
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Nope, most of us had a soft spot for him when he was in San Fran because of the disrespecting of the Star.

Pukes fans have no balls.

Speak for yourself, missy. He was garbage from day one and I wanted no part of him on the Eagles. I know for a fact that lots of people agreed with me.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 17, 2006, 03:08:02 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 17, 2006, 03:06:19 PM
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Nope, most of us had a soft spot for him when he was in San Fran because of the disrespecting of the Star.

Pukes fans have no balls.

Speak for yourself, missy. He was garbage from day one and I wanted no part of him on the Eagles. I know for a fact that lots of people agreed with me.

I know you didn't.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 17, 2006, 03:12:46 PM
i didn't much care for him, but figured he'd be fine as long as he didn't cause any problems.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 17, 2006, 03:17:07 PM
It's going to be hilarious. All will be going well until one game TO will run a bad route and cause an interception. Bill Parcells will call him over to the sideline and tell him to get his head into the game.

and that will be the end of that marriage.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 17, 2006, 03:17:50 PM
he'll have a hell of a year, but miss the playoffs.  THEN he'll lose it.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: rjs246 on March 17, 2006, 03:20:23 PM
I don't care WHEN he loses it and destroys his team. I just know for a fact that he WILL lose it and destroy his team, and if he's on a team that I happen to hate, all the better. If he goes to the Cowboys and they make the playoffs this year, fine. We all know that he'll tear that team apart eventually and it will be a sweet day when that happens.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 17, 2006, 03:23:18 PM
i blame Korver.

Seriously though, if the Eagles front 7 improve a TON they won't have to worry about TO cause Bledsoe will be on his ass most of the game.  If not, Terry Glenn & TO will have a field day against the Philly DBs.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 17, 2006, 03:24:33 PM
Still need a SAM and a DT.

2 more pieces to go!
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: ice grillin you on March 17, 2006, 04:03:04 PM
i wouldnt trade two seasons ago for anything in the world...i wanted him from the start and would do the same again

TO is a disgrace but the problem was the eagles keeping him around for so long...he should have never been allowed to come to training camp...and even if he had to come the second andy sent him home that day he should have been released...everything from there on out i blame on the eagles
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: General_Failure on March 17, 2006, 04:05:31 PM
They kept him from going to another team and getting another signing bonus. The season sucked but you can't blame it all on TO.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MDS on March 18, 2006, 12:10:12 AM
DMN says its done. ESPN is scrolling it on the bottom of the screen......
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 18, 2006, 12:17:28 AM
DMN?
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: General_Failure on March 18, 2006, 12:20:25 AM
Drunken Monkey Network. Don't you own a tv?
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: mcnabbmvp on March 18, 2006, 12:37:02 AM
Cowboys | Sources say Owens, team have reached agreement
Fri, 17 Mar 2006 21:14:57 -0800

The Dallas Morning News is reporting that the Dallas Cowboys have reached an agreement in principle with free agent WR Terrell Owens (Eagles), according to two sources late Friday, March 17. The sources said a formal announcement is expected within the next few days.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Yeti on March 18, 2006, 12:41:35 AM
Did T.O get what he wanted?

More money?
No.

A Superbowl Ring?
No.

Not worrying about Dawkins killing you?
No.

Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 18, 2006, 12:42:23 AM
ESPN front page (http://espn.go.com/)

QuoteBREAKING NEWS
Report: T.O. Agrees With Cowboys
Just days after the Eagles released him, Terrell Owens has quickly found a new team. The receiver has agreed to a deal with the Cowboys, according to The Dallas Morning News.

Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 18, 2006, 12:43:41 AM
F Dallas.

F TO.

F Bledsoe.

F Jerrah.

He'll be an absolute STUD in 2006. In 2007 the honeymoon is over and the bullshtein begins.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 18, 2006, 12:45:08 AM
I don't know about stud. I can't see TO getting over 1,000 yards in 06 or more than 5 TDs. Just can't see it.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MURP on March 18, 2006, 12:52:01 AM
well i must say, i was starting to hate the taterskins more than the Cowboys.  but TO signing with the Cowturds just made sure that didnt happen. 
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 18, 2006, 01:04:13 AM
Am I actually agreeing with Skip Bayless?

I think so.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=bayless/060317
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 18, 2006, 01:30:42 AM
Quote from: MURP on March 18, 2006, 12:52:01 AM
well i must say, i was starting to hate the taterskins more than the Cowboys.

you may have been thinking that, but deep down we all know you hated the Cowboys more.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: General_Failure on March 18, 2006, 02:08:15 AM
Does that guy do anything besides cover Owens?
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Don Ho on March 18, 2006, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: MURP on March 18, 2006, 12:52:01 AM
well i must say, i was starting to hate the taterskins more than the Cowboys.  but TO signing with the Cowturds just made sure that didnt happen. 

The taterskins and the giants have suddenly become my second favorite teams.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: hunt on March 18, 2006, 06:49:05 AM
Quote from: Philly Forever on March 18, 2006, 12:45:08 AM
I don't know about stud. I can't see TO getting over 1,000 yards in 06 or more than 5 TDs. Just can't see it.

huh?  of course he will.  he's an a-hole but you can't deny his production on the field.

anyway, he went to the 1 team i didn't want him to go to....i'm sure he'll have a special td celebration ready when he plays the eagles in the linc.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Geowhizzer on March 18, 2006, 07:10:51 AM
Eh, doesn't surprise anyone...

I'm sure that he'll say all the right things to begin with, at least in respect to his new team.  But it seems that he is a ticking time-bomb.  I don't know if it's just a maturity issue or if there is something emotionally/mentally unstable in Owens, but he seems unable to think far enogh ahead of his present reality, or unable to modify his behavior in view of the future.

However, his meltdown with the Eagles came much faster than it did with the 49ers (or at least it seems so to me).  I'm not sure that it's a given that he'll make it through the season without tearing apart the franchise, even though he "knows" that if he does so he is probably done in the NFL, as he seems unwilling or unable to process that information.

Physically, Owens is a freak of nature.  He'll get his catches and his touchdowns while he plays, no doubt about it.  It's on the sidelines, in the locker room and in the press that his childish "weirdness" takes over.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 18, 2006, 07:48:06 AM
He's one screwed up guy but a freak of nature when he gets the football in his hands.  Its fine with me he goes to the cowpukes because i dont think he will work with Parcells especially if its true that Parcells doesnt want him and is angry with Jerrah for releasing Meshawn and pursuing TO.  Overpay for him and let him pull apart what they have put together over the past 3 years i say. 
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 18, 2006, 07:59:05 AM
(http://www.profootballtalk.com/JackandEnnis.jpg) :-D
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Yeti on March 18, 2006, 08:14:45 AM
Brokeankle Mountain
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 18, 2006, 08:19:42 AM
Its going to be especially nice seeing him go off on Bledsoe. They have no oline left...and they lost their veteran guys who perhaps last year could at least have ATTEMPTED to keep TO in line for a little while. The offense isn't suited to TO as well.

I dont' think he's going to be an absolute stud....and when he's not catching a TD or more a game in the first few weeks, he's going to have a meltdown.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 18, 2006, 08:47:25 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on March 18, 2006, 02:08:15 AM
Does that guy do anything besides cover Owens?

Nope.  But now we can start agreeing with him again!  Yay!
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 18, 2006, 08:51:37 AM
Bayless is still a clear, closet homosexual who feels spurned by TO.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: sharpie on March 18, 2006, 10:08:25 AM
There will be a Monday Night football game in Philly this year.....BOOK IT!
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 18, 2006, 10:30:02 AM
Quote from: sharpie on March 18, 2006, 10:08:25 AM
There will be a Monday Night football game in Philly this year.....BOOK IT!

...or in Dallas, which would be even more super.  Ugh.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: BigEd76 on March 18, 2006, 12:08:41 PM
It would be in Dallas since they rarely (if ever) do back-to-back years with the same matchup and same location...
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: BigEd76 on March 18, 2006, 03:11:49 PM
Press conf in Dallas in 20 mins
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 18, 2006, 03:15:45 PM
TO isn't going to be there I don't think.

Apparently it's a news conference so Jerry Jones or Bill can address the media on what's going on. I don't think TO is there.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: DH on March 18, 2006, 03:19:37 PM
Press Conference at 3:30.
Vomit on my  shirt at 3:31.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: DH on March 18, 2006, 03:30:17 PM
Quote from: Philly Forever on March 18, 2006, 03:15:45 PM
TO isn't going to be there I don't think.

Apparently it's a news conference so Jerry Jones or Bill can address the media on what's going on. I don't think TO is there.

I dont know where you heard that. He's officially signed.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 18, 2006, 03:34:28 PM
They're showing it on Comcast immediately after the Phils game, although I'm sure ESPN will have 300 camera's there and show coverage on it on every station.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: DH on March 18, 2006, 03:36:24 PM
ESPN news is covering it live
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: DH on March 18, 2006, 03:39:33 PM
I'm farging sick.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: dis12 on March 18, 2006, 03:41:18 PM
Quote from: Die-Hard on March 18, 2006, 03:39:33 PM
I'm farging sick.

so now it's TO that makes you sick....what, no more SOCO :P
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MDS on March 18, 2006, 03:44:14 PM
Is TO there?
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: DH on March 18, 2006, 03:45:21 PM
In a gay ass yellow suit.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 18, 2006, 03:46:20 PM
I watched it for about 45 seconds before I could not any longer.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: DH on March 18, 2006, 03:46:52 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 18, 2006, 03:46:20 PM
I watched it for about 45 seconds before I could not any longer.

Liar. You know you're still watching.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 18, 2006, 03:52:23 PM
No, I'm actually really not.  I turned it on, Jerrah was talking for a bit, they panned left to TO, and as soon as I saw the look on his face, I literally had to turn it off.  Vomit-inducing.

Guess what, folks?  Drew Rosenhaus won after all.  He's making bank on this contract now.  Vomit.  Vomit.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 18, 2006, 03:57:55 PM
TO looked a little uncomfortable when Jerrah was making excuses for him. Can't wait to see how this one unfolds. And no way Dallas is on the brink of a Superbowl, even with the addition of TO they're still missing pieces. Won't be long till he says something stupid.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MDS on March 18, 2006, 03:58:21 PM
dear lord.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 18, 2006, 04:02:10 PM
Quote from: MDS on March 18, 2006, 03:58:21 PM
dear lord.

Guess that was in response to Rosenscums comments.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 18, 2006, 04:03:56 PM
(http://www.cnnsi.com/football/nfl/news/1999/10/11/philly_fans_ap/t1_irvin_ap.jpg)
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 18, 2006, 04:04:08 PM
Jones must really like this signing, he can't stop smackin his lips.

TO also planted the initial seed. He started with his typical suck up lines to the media with that phony smile.

:-D I can't wait until it blows up.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MDS on March 18, 2006, 04:04:46 PM
no im not watching, dont have espnews at school. just the entire situation makes me sick.

ive still got my to jersey, not sure what to with it. maybe a pre game to jersey burning party will commence before his return
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: DH on March 18, 2006, 04:06:03 PM
I'm hoping Jabar will wear 81.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: DH on March 18, 2006, 04:07:26 PM
Len reports that he can earn up to $25 mil, with $5 TBE in 06'.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 18, 2006, 04:08:11 PM
My project 2006 TO stats.

44 catches 627 yards 4 TDs. 16 games started.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 18, 2006, 04:08:36 PM
Yeah Drew, way to spin it. He was in such high demand that no team stepped up to offer a late round pick for him. He makes me sick.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: General_Failure on March 18, 2006, 04:14:34 PM
Quote from: Philly Forever on March 18, 2006, 04:08:11 PM
My project 2006 TO stats.

44 catches 627 yards 4 TDs. 16 games started.

So he's sitting down after the first quarter every week?
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: dis12 on March 18, 2006, 04:16:39 PM
Quote from: MDS on March 18, 2006, 04:04:46 PM
ive still got my to jersey, not sure what to with it. maybe a pre game to jersey burning party will commence before his return
I cant bring myself to burn an Eagles jersey....PLEASE someone else be an Eagles #81...maybe Walker/Moulds (I can only hope)
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MDS on March 18, 2006, 04:16:47 PM
Bledsoe to Owens. Get yer tickets.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SunMo on March 18, 2006, 04:17:44 PM
i don't want this confused with any type of message board sarcasm.  i hope he dies, plain and simple.  Slow, painfull, fear-filled death, please God.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: ice grillin you on March 18, 2006, 04:18:22 PM
dallas at philly opening monday night

book it



damn TO got paid...so much for his act costing him millions
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: dis12 on March 18, 2006, 04:20:34 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on March 18, 2006, 04:17:44 PM
i don't want this confused with any type of message board sarcasm.  i hope he dies, plain and simple.  Slow, painfull, fear-filled death, please God.

brass knuckles and billy clubs should now be allowed when we play Dallas...just don't let the kiddies watch.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 18, 2006, 04:21:42 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 18, 2006, 04:18:22 PM
damn TO got paid...so much for his act costing him millions

Yep (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2374225)

Gotta love the Cowboys giving hope to all the other players out there that want to kick and scream for more money.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: dis12 on March 18, 2006, 04:25:12 PM
Cowboys | Contract update: T. Owens
Sat, 18 Mar 2006 13:21:41 -0800

ESPN.com's Len Pasquarelli reports the three-year contract signed by WR Terrell Owens with the Dallas Cowboys provides him the opportunity to be one of the highest-paid wide receivers in NFL history over a three-year period, and the chance to earn more than he would have under his contract with the Philadelphia Eagles. The contract can be worth as much as $25 million if Owens plays through the deal and Dallas opts to pay him pricey roster bonuses in the springs of 2007 and 2008. Owens will earn a bonus of $5 million for this season and a base salary of $5 million, for total compensation of $10 million. Dallas must then pay Owens a roster bonus of $3 million in March 2007 to retain him for that season, at a base salary of $5 million. There is another roster bonus of $3 million due in March 2008, and Owens has a base salary of $4 million for that year.

Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MDS on March 18, 2006, 04:25:41 PM
boys still gonna get paid, rosenpuke gonna get paid, so whats the difference. now we just gotta go out and beat his ass down, or at least have dawk helmet to helmet his ass.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 18, 2006, 04:31:16 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on March 18, 2006, 04:14:34 PM
Quote from: Philly Forever on March 18, 2006, 04:08:11 PM
My project 2006 TO stats.

44 catches 627 yards 4 TDs. 16 games started.

So he's sitting down after the first quarter every week?

I was figuring he won't even take a snap off.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MDS on March 18, 2006, 04:32:55 PM
its on csn now, owens looks like the devil
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: DH on March 18, 2006, 04:37:20 PM
I'm with you, Mo.

I was hoping the ghost of Jack Ruby would come from the corner of the screen and pump a few into Owens. Oh well.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 18, 2006, 04:45:51 PM
I might be looking into this a little too much but does anyone else find it odd that Parcells wasn't at the PC?
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 18, 2006, 04:49:26 PM
Not really, but I think we know Jones talked Bill into it. Bill would not want to go anywhere near TO after the Bryant fiasco and Keyshawn.

I can't wait until Brick Bledsoe can't get him the ball and the sideline blow-ups start.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: BigEd76 on March 18, 2006, 05:32:40 PM
So it'll be a 1 year, $10M deal.  ;D

I like how Drew tried to say that Denver, KC, Miami, Tampa Bay, Washington and Jacksonville were all agressively pursuing T.O....  :-D
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: mussa on March 18, 2006, 05:45:25 PM
!!BREAKING NEWS!!

this just in Bledsoe checks into therapy
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on March 18, 2006, 05:52:58 PM
Quote from: mussa on March 18, 2006, 05:45:25 PM
!!BREAKING NEWS!!

this just in Bledsoe checks into therapy


Stealing jokes from ESPN News = teh ghey  :boo
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: mussa on March 18, 2006, 06:00:15 PM
that had me laughing hard when that came up on the screen :-D
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Wingspan on March 18, 2006, 06:13:37 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 18, 2006, 05:32:40 PM
So it'll be a 1 year, $10M deal.  ;D

I like how Drew tried to say that Denver, KC, Miami, Tampa Bay, Washington and Jacksonville were all agressively pursuing T.O....  :-D

he got exactly what he wanted all along.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 18, 2006, 06:28:05 PM
I personally don't care that TO got what he wanted. We aren't competing with TO, we are competing with the Cowboys for the division, along with everyone else.

Will TO make them better? Marginally. But not a lot better and still not close to as good as the Eagles. Ultimately he will destroy them as well.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: phillymic2000 on March 18, 2006, 07:58:10 PM
Quote from: Philly Forever on March 18, 2006, 06:28:05 PM
I personally don't care that TO got what he wanted. We aren't competing with TO, we are competing with the Cowboys for the division, along with everyone else.

Will TO make them better? Marginally. But not a lot better and still not close to as good as the Eagles. Ultimately he will destroy them as well.

He makes them much much better, don't fool yourself, if I was andy, I'd pull a Buddy Ryan move and put someone on that A$$ and knock him out the box.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: hunt on March 18, 2006, 08:35:41 PM
TO is dissing all of you in his rap.


http://www.terrellowens.com/


and he's gettin dis chedda!
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: phillymic2000 on March 18, 2006, 09:18:40 PM
"And this time I'm a cowboy"
"And I got them sayin Wow boy"

:-D :-D

what a jagbag.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 18, 2006, 09:41:12 PM
 TO's salary cap charge in 2006?

It is $6.66M

666...very fitting, dontcha think?
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 18, 2006, 10:08:05 PM
Ok, I just listened to TO's wack ass rap.

I was a major TO fan here. I even wanted him back after the suspension.

But now I hope he breaks his neck.

I'm not one to root for injuries...but I hope his neck gets snapped in two.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 18, 2006, 10:53:20 PM
 :-D

That's cold.

I mean I hope the guy gets Mcgahee'd but his neck snapped in 2 means the coffin for him.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SunMo on March 18, 2006, 10:58:34 PM
did you notice that everytime the PC went too long without Rosendouche talking, he would just butt in with nothing really to say
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Father Demon on March 19, 2006, 12:29:39 AM
I hate myself for thinkingthis, and even more so for saying it, but TO is gonna be Aces for dallas this year.  As much as we all hate this bastich, he is the best game-breaking WR in the game today.  He is gonna go off, and we will all have a reason to hate the 'girls more than we do today.  And that farger is gonna crap onthe Eagle head in our own stadium after his first TD against us in Philly.  Bledsoe will look better than he is, and the 'girls will be improved.  Playoffs?  Not likely, which is good for us since we get to watch and laugh at the eventual meltdown he has instead of watching and crying.

But, those of you who think he is gonna suck it up this season are de-farging-lusional.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 19, 2006, 12:36:31 AM
I think he's going to suck it up.

TO is still a great player, but Bledsoe is probably the worst starting QB out there right now or definitely top 3 worst.

More of a hunch than anything. I just don't see it working out there. He won't score a TD against us, and typically he doesn't. I think he averages like 4 catches and 60 yards against the Eagles.

Not very productive, especially with their one-dimensional offense.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 19, 2006, 12:46:23 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 18, 2006, 09:41:12 PM
TO's salary cap charge in 2006?

It is $6.66M

666...very fitting, dontcha think?

Ha!  I can't wait until Feb/March of next year when TO starts demanding more money because the Cowboys 'strong armed' him into his current deal.  He'll say they took advantage of him because no one else wanted him and forced him into signing an unfair contract.   
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 19, 2006, 02:29:23 AM
Know what else is funny? If you read PFT.com's breakdown of the contract it is set up basically like the Eagles was! Like BigEd said - it is basically 3 one-year deals. Prior to 2007 and 2008 he has a roster bonus that is due.

Since the CBA now curtails the disciplinary actions the Cowboys put in RB's so if he acts like a turd then he can just be refused his RB much like the Eagles did to him this year.

TO would've made about $8M as an Eagle in 2006. He is now making $10M. SO he got about $2M more. But if the grievance goes through and TO has to pay his signing bonus money back his net gain by getting $10M this year will be a couple hundred thousand bucks.

But hey...he's makin that chedda now like his rap says....


Also...

Drew Bledsoe is still Drew Bledsoe. He is still an inanimate object in the pocket. If his OL cannot hold up he will get beaten to a pulp. And he will not have time to get the ball deep.

And Jim Johnson has schemed his ass right out of games before.

But it all comes down to the pass rush. If the pass rush is getting there and he does not have to blitz then the Eagles do not have to play 8 up. They can double TO, they can bracket TO and they can take him out of the game.

I think TO is going to have a great year. But I don't think he will victimize the Eagles.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Father Demon on March 19, 2006, 02:42:09 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 19, 2006, 02:29:23 AM

Drew Bledsoe is still Drew Bledsoe. He is still an inanimate object in the pocket. If his OL cannot hold up he will get beaten to a pulp. And he will not have time to get the ball deep.

But Phreak, The Statue tore through our secondary last seaon, even with that midiocre-ass OL. 

If the Eagles want to beat the Cowboys and TO next season, they need a bigger, badder DL (if Howard kicks it, I have no qualms), plus a damn good secondary.  Our boys are good, but I can't see them being "Beat-TO" good.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 19, 2006, 02:52:57 AM
Yes, and last year the defense was a shell of itself because it had zero pass rush. The secondary had to cover longer and when you expose your DBs to 5-6 seconds of having to cover a guy then they will give up yards and points.

When they did get to Bledsoe a little bit (in Philly) how many points did they score?

What did TO do against Philly when he was in SF? Off the top of my head I recall him smoking Al Harris in 2001 when they played in SF. That was the game when SF shut down the Birds 7 times from the 1. That was his only big catch as it was a 13-3 loss, I think.

In 2002 when Neckbeard went a floppin' TO beat He Flag Me once again for a TD. The Eagles killed them.

In 2003 at The Linc TO was held catchless until he caught a ball and Mike Lewis broke his collarbone. The Eagles lost that game.

JJ, when his front four is helping him out, can effectively limit an offenses weapons. Bledose has no mobility to shake and jive his way out of trouble. That is why a stud DT (Bunkley) is needed and Patterson must continue to develop and Walker must rebound. Bledsoe cannot have that open pocket to step up in. In order for that statue to make his throws he needs room to work in front of him. Last year the Eagles could not collapse tthe pocket.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 19, 2006, 03:59:50 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 19, 2006, 02:52:57 AM
Yes, and last year the defense was a shell of itself because it had zero pass rush. The secondary had to cover longer and when you expose your DBs to 5-6 seconds of having to cover a guy then they will give up yards and points.

When they did get to Bledsoe a little bit (in Philly) how many points did they score?

What did TO do against Philly when he was in SF? Off the top of my head I recall him smoking Al Harris in 2001 when they played in SF. That was the game when SF shut down the Birds 7 times from the 1. That was his only big catch as it was a 13-3 loss, I think.

In 2002 when Neckbeard went a floppin' TO beat He Flag Me once again for a TD. The Eagles killed them.

In 2003 at The Linc TO was held catchless until he caught a ball and Mike Lewis broke his collarbone. The Eagles lost that game.

JJ, when his front four is helping him out, can effectively limit an offenses weapons. Bledose has no mobility to shake and jive his way out of trouble. That is why a stud DT (Bunkley) is needed and Patterson must continue to develop and Walker must rebound. Bledsoe cannot have that open pocket to step up in. In order for that statue to make his throws he needs room to work in front of him. Last year the Eagles could not collapse tthe pocket.

I think in that 2002 game, TO beat Al Harris twice on the same play. Fade route to the corner of the end zone. Think he had 2 TDs, not sure. Not like it matters.

Either way, I agree. TO will not burn the Eagles and I don't think he'll have a great year. Even if I did think so I wouldn't admit it, because I hate the Cowboys, but I really don't think he will. Something about the situation just smells bad. I have a feeling Bill is pissed about the signing and the players don't like it either. That PFT article only backed up my feelings.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: mooby on March 19, 2006, 04:39:46 AM
here's to owens having one good season with the cowboys, then in the offseason after bledsoe costs the cowboys many games, owens comes out about how bledsoe is "old and immobile", ripping apart team chemistry, and the cowboys suck even worse because t.o. ruined their locker room, and after the season t.o. gets released and moves onto the giants to destroy them as well.  :yay
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Don Ho on March 19, 2006, 05:56:28 AM
Quote from: Philly Forever on March 18, 2006, 04:49:26 PM
Not really, but I think we know Jones talked Bill into it. Bill would not want to go anywhere near TO after the Bryant fiasco and Keyshawn.

I can't wait until Brick Bledsoe can't get him the ball and the sideline blow-ups start.

I am counting the days!  I am so pissed off right now with this prick.  He makes me farging sick.  Any Cowboy fan that is happy about this is a phony piece of shtein who deserves a hot poker shoved up their ass.  God I hope that Dawk just levels this cork sucker out.  This giz stain infuriates me to no end.  I want blood!
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 19, 2006, 07:16:18 AM
Quote from: mooby on March 19, 2006, 04:39:46 AM
here's to owens having one good season with the cowboys, then in the offseason after bledsoe costs the cowboys many games, owens comes out about how bledsoe is "old and immobile", ripping apart team chemistry, and the cowboys suck even worse because t.o. ruined their locker room, and after the season t.o. gets released and moves onto the giants to destroy them as well.  :yay

TO's like a computer virus.

The madness has already begun:

Link (http://www.profootballtalk.com/rumormill.htm)


QuoteOWENS ARRIVAL CAUSING A COWBOY COMMOTION



What was Jerry Jones thinking?



This question, of course, presumes that he even was thinking.  Not about the kavorka of a receiver with unmatched physical skills and a penchant for ringing up touchdowns, but about the manner in which the receiver will mesh with the rest of the team's employees.



The early reaction to the signing of Terrell Owens among the group that counts the most -- his new teammates -- is strongly negative.  Strongly.



Part of the problem is that Owens is a well-documented locker room miscreant, a guy who can't be trusted to follow the rules that apply to the domain in which 53 oversized men sweat, shower, shampoo, sh-t, and shave.  He publicly called out one of his quarterbacks, and he publicly called the other one gay.



Football players aren't necessarily rocket surgeons, but they generally have good instincts.  And if a guy smells like a turd and looks like a turd and acts like a turd . . . well, you get the picture. 



Complication matters is the perception among Dallas players that Keyshawn Johnson, who despite his own flaws was well-liked in the Dallas locker room, was jettisoned by Jerry Jones in an effort to land T.O.



But perhaps the biggest factor fueling discontent among the Dallas players was the absence of coach Bill Parcells from the press conference that introduced Owens as the newest member of the team.  Regardless of the actual reason for the Tuna's non-attendance, some of the players (and "some" might be an understatement) interpret his absence as a message that he disagrees with the move.


In our view, Parcells needs to make a statement -- quickly -- embracing Owens.  If he doesn't, more and more of the players (we predict) will conclude that this is the latest example of the subtle power struggle in which Jones and Parcells have engaged for the past three years.



The difference is that this one could blow up the relationship permanently, especially if the players refuse to even give Owens a chance until the coach gives him a thumb's up -- and if the coach refuses to take his fist out of his jacket.   

Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: troyhstewart on March 19, 2006, 08:24:22 AM
Quote from: Philly Forever on March 19, 2006, 03:59:50 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 19, 2006, 02:52:57 AM
Yes, and last year the defense was a shell of itself because it had zero pass rush. The secondary had to cover longer and when you expose your DBs to 5-6 seconds of having to cover a guy then they will give up yards and points.

When they did get to Bledsoe a little bit (in Philly) how many points did they score?

What did TO do against Philly when he was in SF? Off the top of my head I recall him smoking Al Harris in 2001 when they played in SF. That was the game when SF shut down the Birds 7 times from the 1. That was his only big catch as it was a 13-3 loss, I think.

In 2002 when Neckbeard went a floppin' TO beat He Flag Me once again for a TD. The Eagles killed them.

In 2003 at The Linc TO was held catchless until he caught a ball and Mike Lewis broke his collarbone. The Eagles lost that game.

JJ, when his front four is helping him out, can effectively limit an offenses weapons. Bledose has no mobility to shake and jive his way out of trouble. That is why a stud DT (Bunkley) is needed and Patterson must continue to develop and Walker must rebound. Bledsoe cannot have that open pocket to step up in. In order for that statue to make his throws he needs room to work in front of him. Last year the Eagles could not collapse tthe pocket.

I think in that 2002 game, TO beat Al Harris twice on the same play. Fade route to the corner of the end zone. Think he had 2 TDs, not sure. Not like it matters.

Either way, I agree. TO will not burn the Eagles and I don't think he'll have a great year. Even if I did think so I wouldn't admit it, because I hate the Cowboys, but I really don't think he will. Something about the situation just smells bad. I have a feeling Bill is pissed about the signing and the players don't like it either. That PFT article only backed up my feelings.

Lewis didn't break his collarbone, Dawkins did it.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Geowhizzer on March 19, 2006, 08:47:56 AM
I heard ESPN talking about Parcells not being there for the PC.  Apparently, he has been MIA for others in the past (Bledsoe and Glenn were specifically mentioned), so I don't think it's as big a deal as some media is portraying it to be.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Phillyiggles_fan on March 19, 2006, 09:35:28 AM
I think people are forgetting that when Bledsoe had Ben Coates a big possession receiver (TE in Ben's case), who he could just dump the ball off to when he got in trouble, the Patriots were quite good and even went to a Superbowl.

I think Bledsoe finally has a guy he can throw the ball to when he's in trouble (which admittedly is just about every other down), so anybody playing the cowpokes better shut down TO at the line of scrimmage, which we all know is tough to do.

Would be nice to have Andre Watters in his prime to take a couple helmet to knee shots at TO.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 19, 2006, 10:47:03 AM
Agreed. I would LOVE to have Dirty Waters back for one game just to decapitate that sonofabitch or to Napoleon McCallum his fargin knee.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 19, 2006, 10:49:59 AM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on March 19, 2006, 08:47:56 AM
I heard ESPN talking about Parcells not being there for the PC.  Apparently, he has been MIA for others in the past (Bledsoe and Glenn were specifically mentioned), so I don't think it's as big a deal as some media is portraying it to be.

Normally I'd agree, especially since he was absent for Glenn's PC after he referred to him as 'she', but he could have sent a clear message to the rest of his team by being there. Parcell's is infamous for choosing his own players,
Quote"They want you to cook the dinner, at least they ought to let you shop for some of the groceries"
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Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 19, 2006, 10:58:56 AM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on March 19, 2006, 08:47:56 AM
I heard ESPN talking about Parcells not being there for the PC. Apparently, he has been MIA for others in the past (Bledsoe and Glenn were specifically mentioned), so I don't think it's as big a deal as some media is portraying it to be.

Yeah I'm not reading too much into that either.  I'd love to say that Parcells' absence is significant but I really don't think it is. 
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: ice grillin you on March 19, 2006, 11:08:16 AM
over under on how many td's TO gets at the linc this year 2.5
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 19, 2006, 11:11:05 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 19, 2006, 11:08:16 AM
over under on how many td's TO gets at the linc this year 2.5

I'll take the under.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 19, 2006, 11:14:29 AM
Under.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 19, 2006, 11:14:50 AM
Under (2)
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: ice grillin you on March 19, 2006, 11:18:45 AM
do you guys agree with me that dallas at philly is the monday nite opener
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 19, 2006, 11:20:15 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 19, 2006, 11:18:45 AM
do you guys agree with me that dallas at philly is the monday nite opener

I hope not, I hate starting the season on Monday night, plus we always lose (Bucs, Falcons)
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 19, 2006, 11:21:08 AM
Very likely.

And if it is in Philly, it is gonna be rowdy. If he goes to the Eagle logo, things might get ugly.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: mpmcgraw on March 19, 2006, 12:01:39 PM
Let's see how Owens likes his contract when the market value for a WR soars through the roof again.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on March 19, 2006, 12:12:57 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 19, 2006, 11:21:08 AM
Very likely.

And if it is in Philly, it is gonna be rowdy. If he goes to the Eagle logo, things might get ugly.

I'll be the first to admit, I'd throw something in his general farging direction and not give one single farg if I get caught doing it. I'd open an artery to get into the game when he comes back, regardless of when it is. I'll take the under on the TDs too.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 19, 2006, 12:20:16 PM
That douchebag garbageman Shoulderpad Shawn was on WIP last night and said if TO goes to the logo, he's going after him.

I would pay to see that.

Seriously.

Maybe one of the players would pull a James Harrison of the Steelers (when that drunk Browns fan ran onto the field this year) and kill the Garbageman. And then an Eagle would break TO's jaw.

A win-win situation.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: mussa on March 19, 2006, 12:20:21 PM
Bring it on.  TO has never had a great performance against this current squad.  I look forward to the matchup.  He's got the ability to burn anyone, so its not far fetched to think he could torch us.  And saying Bledsoe is one of the top 3 worst Qb's in the league is idiotic PhillyForever. 

I can't wait for Philly vs Dallas. 
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Eaglez on March 19, 2006, 12:30:05 PM
T.O's rap song is all messed up. He said that he's going to the Pro Bowl before he goes to the Super Bowl. What an idiot.  :o

But seriously, I really don't care. It should be a good matchup, if he stays healthy and is in game form he'll have an outstanding year, no doubt. It doesn't really matter if Bledsoe can throw or not, TO can take a 5 yard hitch 90 yards for a TD. He's an ass, but he's also one outstanding player.

It will be a good matchup, but I don't think he'll burn the Eagles too bad. I think it's a little too homerish to say that he'll not have some nice catches, I think that is to be expected, but I don't think he'll be the sole factor in determining whether the Eagles beat the Cowboys this season.

I think it's exciting, and I'm looking forward to it.




Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Catapult on March 19, 2006, 12:35:13 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on March 19, 2006, 05:56:28 AM
Quote from: Philly Forever on March 18, 2006, 04:49:26 PM
Not really, but I think we know Jones talked Bill into it. Bill would not want to go anywhere near TO after the Bryant fiasco and Keyshawn.

I can't wait until Brick Bledsoe can't get him the ball and the sideline blow-ups start.

I am counting the days!  I am so pissed off right now with this prick.  He makes me farging sick.  Any Cowboy fan that is happy about this is a phony piece of shtein who deserves a hot poker shoved up their ass.  God I hope that Dawk just levels this cork sucker out.  This giz stain infuriates me to no end.  I want blood!

So I guess Cowboy fans will forgive him for his "unforgivable transgressions" in Texas Stadium now.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 19, 2006, 12:35:45 PM
Quote from: Eaglez on March 19, 2006, 12:30:05 PM
T.O's rap song is all messed up. He said that he's going to the Pro Bowl before he goes to the Super Bowl. What an idiot.  :o

But seriously, I really don't care. It should be a good matchup, if he stays healthy and is in game form he'll have an outstanding year, no doubt. It doesn't really matter if Bledsoe can throw or not, TO can take a 5 yard hitch 90 yards for a TD. He's an ass, but he's also one outstanding player.

It will be a good matchup, but I don't think he'll burn the Eagles too bad. I think it's a little too homerish to say that he'll not have some nice catches, I think that is to be expected, but I don't think he'll be the sole factor in determining whether the Eagles beat the Cowboys this season.

I think it's exciting, and I'm looking forward to it.






ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Sup dude.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MURP on March 19, 2006, 01:46:35 PM
The thing that pisses me off about this whole situation is that a fargin crybaby and a jerk off agent got what they wanted in the end, money.  If there was any justice in this world they wouldnt have gotten shtein from any team, but the Cowboys just had to step in and let the sausage smugglers get their way.

On the football end of things, the Cowturds got a whole lot better.   People say Bledsoe sucks ... well in two games against the Eagles last year he put up 490 yards, 4 TD's 1 int and the Eagles only sacked him two times.   He has Julius Jones, Jason Witten, TO and Terry Glenn for weapons around him.

There is no problem in recognizing that, you dont have to delude yourself into thinking that Bledsoe will be sacked 10 times every game.  Instead, I say Bring it.  The Eagles/Cowboys rivalry is back and im fargin pumped. 
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Geowhizzer on March 19, 2006, 02:26:05 PM
Those who want to talk about Bledsoe sucking, the Eagles being better, etc. etc. forget one thing:  Dallas beat the Eagles twice last year.

Thier team finished 9-7, out team 6-10.  McNabb was hurt, yes, but things went way wrong last year.  It's not a cinch that the Eagles are automatically "back."

That said, make TO hurt.  A lot.  >:D
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 19, 2006, 02:48:24 PM
Quote from: MURP on March 19, 2006, 01:46:35 PM
The Eagles/Cowboys rivalry is back and im fargin pumped. 

The rivalry is back if the Eagles can compete with the Cowboys this year.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: bobbyinlondon on March 19, 2006, 02:51:08 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on March 19, 2006, 08:47:56 AM
I heard ESPN talking about Parcells not being there for the PC.  Apparently, he has been MIA for others in the past (Bledsoe and Glenn were specifically mentioned), so I don't think it's as big a deal as some media is portraying it to be.

No, he wasn't there, but he DID make a public statement a day after both were signed. The fact that he hasn't said anything is a mystery. And, as Owens himself said, he hasn't talked to Parcells yet. Don't you think, as the article says, that if Parcells was totally on board with this, he'd have at least had 1 conversation with him? Another thing is that Glenn, Keyshawn, and Bledsoe ALL played for Parcells before--Owens has no such history.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 19, 2006, 02:52:29 PM
Quote from: bobbyinlondon on March 19, 2006, 02:51:08 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on March 19, 2006, 08:47:56 AM
I heard ESPN talking about Parcells not being there for the PC.  Apparently, he has been MIA for others in the past (Bledsoe and Glenn were specifically mentioned), so I don't think it's as big a deal as some media is portraying it to be.

No, he wasn't there, but he DID make a public statement a day after both were signed. The fact that he hasn't said anything is a mystery. And, as Owens himself said, he hasn't talked to Parcells yet. Don't you think, as the article says, that if Parcells was totally on board with this, he'd have at least had 1 conversation with him? Another thing is that Glenn, Keyshawn, and Bledsoe ALL played for Parcells before--Owens has no such history.


bobby that post was the $money$.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 19, 2006, 03:11:16 PM
Let's face it, folks... As much as we'd love to see this blow up before the 2006 season even starts, we all know that it will take at least a bad start to the regular season for the Pukes or longer.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 19, 2006, 03:17:31 PM
The first season with the Eagles wasn't blow-up free even. You had TO at the Steelers game, and then when McNabb said the team can still win without TO, that is when things really started to turn sour. Not after the Superbowl.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MDS on March 19, 2006, 03:44:10 PM
(http://paulkatcher.com/images/sunday_night.jpg)

too bad we'll never know their opinion on this.....
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 19, 2006, 04:23:54 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: mooby on March 19, 2006, 04:43:10 PM
lol at that picture.

That rap song on T.O.'s website is the gheyist shtein i've ever heard. "I'm a cowboy, now they're gonna be saying wow boy".
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: mussa on March 19, 2006, 05:03:43 PM
even his so called rap is self-indulgent.  he doesn't give a farg about winning. he just wants to score TD's and dance and cash the checks.  like murp said the rivalry has just gotten that much more intense.  i can't fargin wait, i can't fargin wait, i can't fargn wait!
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 19, 2006, 05:03:57 PM
Dallas is referred to as "big blue" in that song.  Um, I thought Big Blue was the Gints.  :-D
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 19, 2006, 06:18:05 PM
TO also referred to the Eagles as black and green. What are we, Oregon?
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Feva on March 19, 2006, 06:19:23 PM
Someone kill that evil piece of shtein.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: hunt on March 19, 2006, 08:11:51 PM
Quote from: MURP on March 19, 2006, 01:46:35 PM

On the football end of things, the Cowturds got a whole lot better.   People say Bledsoe sucks ... well in two games against the Eagles last year he put up 490 yards, 4 TD's 1 int and the Eagles only sacked him two times.   He has Julius Jones, Jason Witten, TO and Terry Glenn for weapons around him.



yep...the TO/glenn combo at wr is damn good & bledsoe can put up good numbers when he has time.  this gives dallas the best wr combo in the division, imo...and the eagles might have the worst.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MadMarchHare on March 19, 2006, 09:48:01 PM
Dallas Telegram-Star pipes in.

QuoteFace it, a snake can't shed his skin with a new teamBy RANDY GALLOWAYStar-Telegram Staff WriterIRVING -- A beaming Jerry Jones pulled the string, unleashing Saturday afternoon the biggest snake in the NFL's sack.
Terrell Owens, the football reptile from hell, slithered into Valley Ranch, beginning for the Cowboys what amounts to an initial $10 million experiment in behavioral rehabilitation.
Try not to be shocked, but Owens never uttered a hiss, or flashed fangs, as he was introduced to the far-flung Silver Star Nation.
He attempted to position himself as a real nice fellow, misunderstood by many, but a guy who had learned his lessons and didn't want to dwell on the past.
Terrell wanted it known that this time he had come to embrace the star instead of slam dancing on it.
And to emphasize the point, Owens turned to Jones at the media conference and said, "I know what is expected, and I won't let you down."
And, of course, if anyone around here is tempted to believe any of that bunk, remember that Andy Reid has a cracked head in Philadelphia that matches the city's cracked bell.
None of what was heard Saturday jibes with Owens' lengthy rap sheet.
His loot-and-burn mentality stretches from San Francisco to Baltimore to Philly.
Looking at it from afar, what Owens did to other teams was funny.
But now, it's personal. This has become the Cowboys' mistake waiting to happen.
For what it's worth, Jones must have said "I'm sensitive" to this or that about a dozen times as he attempted to explain the Cowboys' thought process in signing Owens.
Yes, he is well aware a vast segment of his fan base loathes this player like no other jock in any sport.
"I am concerned," Jerry said about the reaction of his paying customers. "I want them to understand the logic. It's very important that the fans don't think I just don't care [what they think]."
The logic, however, is easy.
Owens is one great football player. Probably the best receiver in the league. Owens is also one miserable human being.
The Cowboys hope to cash in on the football part, short-term, and then pray that Owens doesn't plunge off the deep end after what figures to be a productive initial season.
The contract points to that.
Overall, Saturday was maybe the richest day ever for an NFL receiver.
Owens received a three-year deal worth $25 million.
But only $10 million is guaranteed for 2006. And then the Cowboys have the option to pay out the remaining $15 mil over the last two years.
Anyway, quickly flushed was the league-wide assumption that Owens is such a rat, no team would throw big money at him after what happened in Philadelphia.
Agent Drew Rosenhaus was spouting off during and after the media conference about seven teams bidding for Owens' services. Definitely consider the source here, but regardless, Rosenhaus delivered a deal with the Cowboys that seemed impossible for Owens back in January.
Is Jones a fool for doing this?
Yes.
But at least he was wise enough Saturday not to label Owens "the final piece" to a Super Bowl run.
"This is about moving the ball better on offense," said Jerry, which is kinda funny if you think about it. But at least it was a logical answer.
What made no sense Saturday was the absence of coach Bill Parcells.
Jerry said Bill wasn't there because he had other plans. Apparently, Parcells is still in Florida, visiting his pal Tony La Russa in the St. Louis Cardinals spring training camp.
Let it be known Parcells normally attends no media conferences to announce free-agent signings.
But this wasn't introducing his pals, like Keyshawn Johnson or Drew Bledsoe.
This was the devil who had arrived at Valley Ranch.
Mainly, Parcells was needed to give his approval to this transaction, otherwise people might think Owens was railroaded into town by Mr. Jones. Imagine that.
Jerry, therefore, had to speak on Bill's behalf.
"Take it at face value," said Jerry. "Bill was very much involved, and was part of the decision making from the get-go."
Rosenhaus piped up to say he'd personally had "many" conversations with Parcells during these negotiations.
Owens, however, noted his lone contact with Parcells was in a phone conversation. What, no face to face, come-to-Jesus meeting by the head coach? Strange, considering Owens' past.
Then again, sources did back up Jones' version of the signing, saying Parcells was totally for bringing in Owens.
Which leads to another touchy subject.
If, as rumored, Bill plans on coaching for only one more season, why would he care if by 2007 Owens has burned down Valley Ranch? Sure, he could have been for this deal. What would Parcells have to lose, long-range?
"The one-more-year question [for Parcells] was not a part of any of this," said Jones, "and nobody is going to burn down this place as long as I'm here."
That's also what they said about Owens in Philly not long ago.
History tells us the biggest lies ever told at Valley Ranch happened in 1994, when the Jimster and Jerry stood on the same stage and said their parting was friendly.
I didn't believe it then, and I didn't believe what was heard Saturday.
This is Terrell Owens. Why would anyone believe him?
Ha.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 19, 2006, 11:06:26 PM
He said the same shtein yesterday that he said in Philadelphia 2 years ago.

New start...

Good teammate...

Not my fault...

Can't wait to play with this QB...

Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 19, 2006, 11:09:35 PM
And the fans and players are saying the same things too.

He's worth the risk.

Did they miss the past year and a half?

Meanwhile, TO never shtein on the Eagles before coming here. He shtein all over the Cowboys and their fans every time he played them.

Cowboys fans who are TO fans now are about the most repulsive things around.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MDS on March 19, 2006, 11:12:14 PM
Well we pulled the same stuff even with what he did in Frisco and what those people we saying....we got a great year, then shtein blew up.

Personally, I have sneaking feeling things might work. I mean, the key to TO is money. And if he keeps in line, he'll get it. HowEVA, theres a good shot he won't get the ball thrown to him as much as he wants and Dallas might not win. Even with the money, TO could still blow up.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MadMarchHare on March 19, 2006, 11:13:18 PM
Well, it sounds like at least one 'Boys fan ain't drinking the KoolAid.  He sounds like he's been a Jerrah hater for a while too.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 19, 2006, 11:13:32 PM
Quote from: MDS on March 19, 2006, 11:12:14 PM
Well we pulled the same stuff even with what he did in Frisco and what those people we saying....we got a great year, then shtein blew up.

Please...lets go through this again.  ::)

He never DISRESPECTED THE EAGLES before coming here is my point. Or do you just have selective reading?
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MDS on March 19, 2006, 11:16:27 PM
Nice. I got the eye roll.

Cowboys fans are about as low as you can go. I really couldn't care less, or get remotley angered, if they turn into TO fans. They are vile, dispicable people. Worse than Skins fans. This is just another chapter to the book.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 19, 2006, 11:18:45 PM
Put it to you this way...if a player did to the Eagles (by the initial Star incident and all of the ones since....and his words about Dallas after those games), I'd be repulsed to have him on the Eagles. I'd be disgusted with the front office for bringing in a player who disrespected the fans by shteinting all over the team.

You'd also never catch me rooting for the player. Ever.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MDS on March 19, 2006, 11:23:21 PM
Yea, I understand. Thats what seperates normal fans from Cowboy fans.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 20, 2006, 01:47:15 AM
Funny picture I found online.

(http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/685/sch19771vm.jpg)
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: ice grillin you on March 20, 2006, 08:01:21 AM
On the football end of things, the Cowturds got a whole lot better.   People say Bledsoe sucks ... well in two games against the Eagles last year he put up 490 yards, 4 TD's 1 int and the Eagles only sacked him two times.   He has Julius Jones, Jason Witten, TO and Terry Glenn for weapons around him

on point

three teams in the division needed wr's

the skins got lloyd and randel el

the cowboys got TO

the eagles got jabar gaffney


yikes
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 20, 2006, 08:43:01 AM
Quote from: MURP on August 15, 1973, 12:16:39 PM
On the football end of things, the Cowturds got a whole lot better.   People say Bledsoe sucks ... well in two games against the Eagles last year he put up 490 yards, 4 TD's 1 int and the Eagles only sacked him two times.   He has Julius Jones, Jason Witten, TO and Terry Glenn for weapons around him.

There is no problem in recognizing that, you dont have to delude yourself into thinking that Bledsoe will be sacked 10 times every game.  Instead, I say Bring it.  The Eagles/Cowboys rivalry is back and im fargin pumped. 

I completely agree with you, but i think an improved pass rush (Darren Howard, Trent Cole year 2) combined with guys like Keith Adams NOT in the starting lineup is going to do nothing but help the cause.  Bledsoe looks like dog crap when he's getting hit, so i'm keeping my fingers crossed that it'll happen on a regular basis.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Phanatic on March 20, 2006, 09:34:23 AM
So what if TO does some sort of crazy celebration at the Linc this year. What gets thrown at him?
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: rjs246 on March 20, 2006, 09:37:13 AM
Bullets.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 20, 2006, 09:56:47 AM
Quote from: Phanatic on March 20, 2006, 09:34:23 AM
So what if TO does some sort of crazy celebration at the Linc this year. What gets thrown at him?

depends on the score.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 20, 2006, 10:24:20 AM
Link (http://www.profootballtalk.com/rumormill.htm)

QuoteTUNA'S T.O. SILENCE IS DEAFENING

With each passing hour, the failure of Cowboys coach Bill Parcells to say something/anything about the team's acquisition of receiver Terrell Owens will be interpreted by league insiders -- and most importantly the other players on his team -- as the absence of an endorsement of the decision of owner/G.M. Jerry Jones to throw a lasso around a maverick with a belly full of loco weed.

As one league source who watched the video of the press conference told us, "If Parcells was onboard he either would have been there or at least had a prepared statement. When Owens was asked what Parcells had said to him he basically admitted he really hadn't talked to him. Now don't you think that if Parcells really wanted him he would have at least had a conversation or two with him?"

And in response to the various Cowboys fans who reminded us that Parcells hasn't attended any of the press conferences introducing new players in his three seasons with the team, this one is a little bit different, don't ya think?

At a bare minimum, there should have been something from Parcells to indicate his imprimatur of this specific personnel move.

As we explained last night, there are players who are not inclined to welcome Owens onto the team, and they are interpreting the Tuna's silence as a license to dislike the entire situation.

(http://www.profootballtalk.com/JonesLeverage.jpg)

I might be looking into Parcell's silence a little too much but I still get the impression that he is not in favor of this move.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MURP on March 20, 2006, 10:25:54 AM
unless Parcels retires because he doesnt want TO (really, what are the odds of that happening), then it doesnt matter much. 
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 20, 2006, 10:31:27 AM
Quote from: MURP on March 20, 2006, 10:25:54 AM
unless Parcels retires because he doesnt want TO (really, what are the odds of that happening), then it doesnt matter much. 

Because he's an ornery old bastich who likes to shop for his own groceries. If he gives TO the no nonsense act you just know TO's gonna act like an idiot.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: rjs246 on March 20, 2006, 10:33:02 AM
I've been wondering about this. Parcells and TO seems like an incompatible combination and Parcells isn't one to keep his mouth shut about TO's bullshtein. I will very much enjoy watching this situation blow up in their faces.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 20, 2006, 10:39:24 AM
Andy and Bill are friends too. (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/7877659) I'm sure Bill loved it when TO said "I'm gonna get together with 'Parcells' later this week". You never refer to your superior by his last name, regardless of whether it's in the military or in sports.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: ice grillin you on March 20, 2006, 10:40:00 AM
TO is going to be on exemplary behavoir this year...hes one of the hardest working players in the nfl so if his off the field attitude is fine...which it will be...parcells is going to love him...just as andy loved him at first...truth be told i dont think andy has a huge problem with him now...it was donovan that had the problem with TO
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 20, 2006, 10:45:30 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 20, 2006, 10:40:00 AM
TO is going to be on exemplary behavoir this year...hes one of the hardest working players in the nfl so if his off the field attitude is fine...which it will be...parcells is going to love him...just as andy loved him at first...truth be told i dont think andy has a huge problem with him now...it was donovan that had the problem with TO

Andy obviously had a problem with him or he wouldn't have suspended him. I think it will be midseason before he says something stupid. He's under such close scrutiny that once the ball gets rolling it ain't gonna stop.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 20, 2006, 10:58:40 AM
As I've said, if the Cowboys do well this season, TO will be fine.  If not, the blow-up could happen within a couple of months of the start of the season.  He'll say something stupid about why they're not winning otherwise.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 20, 2006, 11:00:15 AM
I just heard someone (don't remember his name) from the Dallas Morning News, who had an interesting take on the TO situation. He thought it was bad for the Cowboys for a couple reasons:

- The Cowboys lack leadership and lost the guys who actually led (Glover & Keyshawn)
- Strictly a Jerry Jones decision.  Parcell's will most likely retire after this season, so probably has a "lets give it a shot" attitude.

I thought those points were interesting.  If the Cowboys miss the playoffs or make an early exit and Parcells retires, it could get real interesting.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: phattymatty on March 20, 2006, 11:46:55 AM
NFL Star Terrell Owens Disses Philadelphia Eagles In New Rap
By EbenGregory
Date: 3/20/2006 11:20 am



NFL All-Pro receiver Terrell Owens recently tried a hand at rapping by recording a diss track aimed at his former team, the Philadelphia Eagles.

In a lengthy rap posted on his Web site (www.terrellowens.com), the newly acquired Dallas Cowboy openly taunts the Eagles about earning a guaranteed $10 million this season from Dallas.

"When it comes to this game I'm the best in the field/Some said I was gonna sign just a one year deal/But I got what I wanted up front, 10 mil/Changed the rules of the game so now how you feel?"

Owens also takes shots at the Eagles management: "I got a brand new team/I am a Cowboy now/No more black and green/To the haters that said I'm not going to get my money/I'm laughing in your face ha ha that's funny," he raps.

This past Saturday (March 18), Owens signed a three-year contract with the Cowboys.

Absent from the press conference was Cowboys coach Bill Parcells, who was forced to release protégé Keyshawn Johnson to make room for Owens.

Details of Owens' contract weren't immediately available, but the deal is likely to include behavior-related provisions.

His blowup with Philadelphia last season led to new regulations regarding punishment, which were written into the NFL's latest collective bargaining agreement.

Before his actions limited him to nine games last season, Owens had at least 75 receptions and 1,100 yards receiving in five straight seasons.

Owens is looking forward to a stellar season with the Cowboys as he raps: "And this will probably be my best season by far, no more getting my Eagle on, you can meet me at the stars."

At press time, Eagles' management had not issued any public comment regarding Owens or his diss track.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: phattymatty on March 20, 2006, 11:47:36 AM
has anyone else heard this?  its awful.  you can hear it on his homepage.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 20, 2006, 11:48:38 AM
Nope.  I'd rather shave my inner anus with a rusty butter knife.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: MDS on March 20, 2006, 11:49:00 AM
all he cares about is getting paid. good for him, i hope he gets aids.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 20, 2006, 11:57:32 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on March 20, 2006, 11:47:36 AM
has anyone else heard this?  its awful.  you can hear it on his homepage.

They played it on Comcast, was probably the dumbest thing I ever heard.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 20, 2006, 12:00:56 PM
You can't successfully talk shtein in a rap song if you can't rap and your lyrics blow.

It's kind of like someone wearing stirrup pants making fun of the way you dress.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: Wingspan on March 20, 2006, 12:37:08 PM
thats what kept TO from being successful here...he never recorded a rap song.
Title: Re: TO to sign with Dallas?
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 20, 2006, 12:47:35 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on March 20, 2006, 11:00:15 AM
I just heard someone (don't remember his name) from the Dallas Morning News, who had an interesting take on the TO situation. He thought it was bad for the Cowboys for a couple reasons:

- The Cowboys lack leadership and lost the guys who actually led (Glover & Keyshawn)
- Strictly a Jerry Jones decision.  Parcell's will most likely retire after this season, so probably has a "lets give it a shot" attitude.

I thought those points were interesting.  If the Cowboys miss the playoffs or make an early exit and Parcells retires, it could get real interesting.

I also said that earlier in this thread.  ;)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 20, 2006, 01:02:16 PM
Reports of the Cowboys' imminent demise are exaggerated.  That's all I'm saying.  They have as good a chance as anyone to win the division now, whether we like it or not.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: rjs246 on March 20, 2006, 01:15:33 PM
QuoteI'd rather shave my inner anus with a rusty butter knife.

I'm disappointed that no one commented on this.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 20, 2006, 01:21:43 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 20, 2006, 01:15:33 PM
QuoteI'd rather shave my inner anus with a rusty butter knife.

I'm disappointed that no one commented on this.

we leave all things anus to you rjs.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: rjs246 on March 20, 2006, 01:26:04 PM
Appreciated.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 20, 2006, 01:29:06 PM
I'd rather listen to Kevin Federline's raps... which is probably even worse than the rusty butter knife/anus.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phattymatty on March 20, 2006, 01:44:26 PM
popozao
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 20, 2006, 01:47:35 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on March 20, 2006, 01:44:26 PM
popozao

Someone else watches "The Soup".

Peanut butter Feder-time!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Tomahawk on March 20, 2006, 04:07:13 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 20, 2006, 01:02:16 PM
Reports of the Cowboys' imminent demise are exaggerated.  That's all I'm saying.  They have as good a chance as anyone to win the division now, whether we like it or not.

Owens will undoubtedly enjoy another great year, similar to his first year in Philadelphia. Why the farg did he have to be such a petulant douchebag?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 20, 2006, 04:13:04 PM
he's got nothing better to do.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Don Ho on March 20, 2006, 04:26:40 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 20, 2006, 01:15:33 PM
QuoteI'd rather shave my inner anus with a rusty butter knife.

I'm disappointed that no one commented on this.

I think I'll change my sig to "rusty butter kinfe".
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 20, 2006, 04:35:39 PM
I don't see how TO can have even close to as good of a year as he had here in 2004. He was surrounded by multiple weapons and had a great QB throwing him the ball.

I don't see how he can repeat a year nearly that good in Dallas. He's a great player, but so is Randy Moss. His year in Oakland sucked, and everyone said befoire the season that he'll have his best season yet. TO in Dallas looks like a carbon copy of Moss in Oakland to me.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on March 20, 2006, 04:37:37 PM
what a douche
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: JTrotter Fan on March 20, 2006, 04:37:51 PM
Stupid sports radio here is pimping TO like there's no tomorrow.  It's sickening to hear their sudden change of heart.  I hope Parcells kills him in training camp this summer. 

I've officially given up listening to Dallas sports radio after this crap.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 20, 2006, 04:38:13 PM
TO is a great player whose on-field effort to get open and get the ball thrown his way is relentless.

Moss is a great player whos on-field effort is directly proportional to how much he cares at any given time.


BIG difference.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Tomahawk on March 20, 2006, 04:41:07 PM
Quote from: Philly Forever on March 20, 2006, 04:35:39 PM
I don't see how TO can have even close to as good of a year as he had here in 2004. He was surrounded by multiple weapons and had a great QB throwing him the ball.

I don't see how he can repeat a year nearly that good in Dallas. He's a great player, but so is Randy Moss. His year in Oakland sucked, and everyone said befoire the season that he'll have his best season yet. TO in Dallas looks like a carbon copy of Moss in Oakland to me.

Moss was hampered by a hamstring injury. I believe he played many games hurt (or at least claimed to be).
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 20, 2006, 04:41:08 PM
Yeah, but Moss on average per year has had a better career stat-wise than TO. TO barely has better stats, but has been in the league 2 years longer. That tells me Moss isn't slacking that much. He was in a much better situation in Oakland than TO is in Dallas. Moss was playing with a better QB than Bledsoe, a better offensive line and better offensive cast than Dallas has.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 20, 2006, 04:42:04 PM
If you want to think Owens is not going to get his 1000+ yards and 10 TD's, keep deluding yourself.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on March 20, 2006, 04:43:34 PM
PF... for real... you need to stop lying to yourself.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Tomahawk on March 20, 2006, 04:45:11 PM
Quote from: Philly Forever on March 20, 2006, 04:41:08 PM
Yeah, but Moss on average per year has had a better career stat-wise than TO. TO barely has better stats, but has been in the league 2 years longer. That tells me Moss isn't slacking that much. He was in a much better situation in Oakland than TO is in Dallas. Moss was playing with a better QB than Bledsoe, a better offensive line and better offensive cast than Dallas has.

Moss was hurt for most of the season he was in Oakland.

I'm not saying Owens is going to catch fourteen TDs in (what was it, ten?) 10 weeks? I'm saying he'll be close.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 20, 2006, 04:47:42 PM
I think TO is going to have his worst year as a starting NFL wide receiver since he blossomed. Now his worst year - not including injuries, was 2003. 80 catches 1,100 yards and 9 TDs.

I think he'll have a worse year than that in Dallas. Now whether that means 79 catches and 1,090 yards or 50 catches and 800 yards remains to be seen. But I think he will have his worst season since he bloomed as a star, in 2006.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SunMo on March 20, 2006, 04:49:19 PM
i wish i could actually make real predictions on what i wish would happen, that would be fun.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 20, 2006, 04:51:23 PM
I'm not saying TO is going to come out and have 20 catches for 300 yards here. I said that earlier in the topic, but I was just kidding around and busting balls. But is it really outrageous to say TO could possibly have a worse season than 2003?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 20, 2006, 04:52:16 PM
It's overly hopeful to think he'll have anything but a very great season.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 20, 2006, 04:53:18 PM
What do you mean by very great season? Give your prediction for his stats in 2006.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 20, 2006, 04:54:41 PM
QuoteNEW YORK (AP) - Now that he's signed with the Dallas Cowboys, Terrell Owens wants to talk about his two seasons in Philadelphia.
He is writing a book called "Ineligible Receiver: The Real Story of My Journey from the Super Bowl to the Sidelines." It is due in July.
"Finally, the real T.O. story can be told," Simon & Schuster executive David Rosenthal said. "It's an important chapter in the long-term struggle for players' rights in the NFL."
Owens helped the Eagles reach the Super Bowl after the 2004 season. This past season, he criticized coaches and teammates, notably quarterback Donovan McNabb. He was suspended at midseason, then deactivated for the rest of the season.
He was released last week and signed with Dallas on Saturday

Another book.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on March 20, 2006, 04:55:13 PM
1,000-1,000 yds, 8-10TD's.



at least.


Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on March 20, 2006, 04:56:55 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 20, 2006, 04:54:41 PM
QuoteNEW YORK (AP) - Now that he's signed with the Dallas Cowboys, Terrell Owens wants to talk about his two seasons in Philadelphia.
He is writing a book called "Ineligible Receiver: The Real Story of My Journey from the Super Bowl to the Sidelines." It is due in July.
"Finally, the real T.O. story can be told," Simon & Schuster executive David Rosenthal said. "It's an important chapter in the long-term struggle for players' rights in the NFL." Owens helped the Eagles reach the Super Bowl after the 2004 season. This past season, he criticized coaches and teammates, notably quarterback Donovan McNabb. He was suspended at midseason, then deactivated for the rest of the season.
He was released last week and signed with Dallas on Saturday

Another book.

sickening. hes martin luther king, to is. what a guy.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Tomahawk on March 20, 2006, 04:59:27 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on March 20, 2006, 04:55:13 PM
1,000-1,000 yds, 8-10TD's.



at least.




1,000-1,000 yards? That's not much of a tolerance.

The real story, huh? I wonder if it's "I'm a dumbass," "I'm a douchebag," or if it's just full of lies.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 20, 2006, 05:00:46 PM
Quote from: Philly Forever on March 20, 2006, 04:53:18 PM
What do you mean by very great season? Give your prediction for his stats in 2006.

1300-1500 yards, 11-13 TD's.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on March 20, 2006, 05:21:59 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on March 20, 2006, 04:59:27 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on March 20, 2006, 04:55:13 PM
1,000-1,000 yds, 8-10TD's.



at least.




1,000-1,000 yards? That's not much of a tolerance.

Well, I wasn't giving a range... I was giving a "floor" or minimum.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: rjs246 on March 20, 2006, 05:29:14 PM
Can someone just put a pill in the back of his head and be done with it?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: bobbyinlondon on March 20, 2006, 05:30:37 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 20, 2006, 05:00:46 PM
Quote from: Philly Forever on March 20, 2006, 04:53:18 PM
What do you mean by very great season? Give your prediction for his stats in 2006.

1300-1500 yards, 11-13 TD's.

I don't know about that--he's got Flozell Adams, just back after ACL surgery at LT; a 36 year old Larry Allen at LG (maybe, if Dallas doesn't cut him first); question mark at center; a guy who was riding pine in Detroit at the other guard spot; and Jason Fabini, who the Jets thought so much of they didn't even try to re-sign him.  I wonder what Owens is going to say if Drew plays like he did last year--good in some games, but pitiful enough down the stretch, where they wasted a 7-3 start to become the first Cowboys team to miss the playoffs after such a record? Will he say that Drew got tired in the 2nd half of the season?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Tomahawk on March 20, 2006, 05:31:15 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 20, 2006, 05:29:14 PM
Can someone just put a pill in the back of his head and be done with it?

What, you don't think burning him will work anymore?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 20, 2006, 05:35:57 PM
Quote from: bobbyinlondon on March 20, 2006, 05:30:37 PM
Will he say that Drew got tired in the 2nd half of the season?

No, he'll take the high road and say they'd be undefeated with Favre instead.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Eaglez on March 20, 2006, 05:37:53 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 20, 2006, 04:54:41 PM
QuoteNEW YORK (AP) - Now that he's signed with the Dallas Cowboys, Terrell Owens wants to talk about his two seasons in Philadelphia.
He is writing a book called "Ineligible Receiver: The Real Story of My Journey from the Super Bowl to the Sidelines." It is due in July.
"Finally, the real T.O. story can be told," Simon & Schuster executive David Rosenthal said. "It's an important chapter in the long-term struggle for players' rights in the NFL."
Owens helped the Eagles reach the Super Bowl after the 2004 season. This past season, he criticized coaches and teammates, notably quarterback Donovan McNabb. He was suspended at midseason, then deactivated for the rest of the season.
He was released last week and signed with Dallas on Saturday

Another book.


I saw that too.

I can't really blame the guy, he has been one of the major stories, if not the major story, of the NFL for a year and a 1/2. He's looking to cash in on a book deal, and I bet that it will be a talking point on every sports talk show when it is released and no doubt TO will love the free publicity.

TO is a wonderful opportunist. He knows ways to get the coin. Many people won't agree with his methods, but he's effective, and he's laughing all the way to the bank.

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MURP on March 20, 2006, 05:49:31 PM
farg the Cowboys.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Tomahawk on March 20, 2006, 05:50:18 PM
farg Dallas!!

I was watching a show on the Discover Channel last night (the name eludes me) about a super extreme tornado that could hypothetically level all of Dallas. I laughed at the thought then prayed to Jeebus to make it happen.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: rjs246 on March 20, 2006, 05:52:38 PM
QuoteWhat, you don't think burning him will work anymore?

I wanted him to suffer before. Now that he's off the team, I just want him dead.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Phanatic on March 20, 2006, 05:53:20 PM
As soon as Dallas starts struggling it is all over for TO. He will start sniping and blaming his team mates and coaches and the press will be all over his every move. The only way he makes it through a season is if everything goes well for the team. So if the team around TO can hold it together they'll have a good year. Otherwise it's on and it couldn't happen to a better organization.

Is my new found hate for TO and the Cowboys healthy? I really really want bad things to happen...
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: JTrotter Fan on March 20, 2006, 07:07:13 PM
Gun for hire!  TO's head on a plate for $3.25!  PM ME IF INTERESTED!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 20, 2006, 07:22:49 PM
Quote from: Eaglez on March 20, 2006, 05:37:53 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 20, 2006, 04:54:41 PM
QuoteNEW YORK (AP) - Now that he's signed with the Dallas Cowboys, Terrell Owens wants to talk about his two seasons in Philadelphia.
He is writing a book called "Ineligible Receiver: The Real Story of My Journey from the Super Bowl to the Sidelines." It is due in July.
"Finally, the real T.O. story can be told," Simon & Schuster executive David Rosenthal said. "It's an important chapter in the long-term struggle for players' rights in the NFL."
Owens helped the Eagles reach the Super Bowl after the 2004 season. This past season, he criticized coaches and teammates, notably quarterback Donovan McNabb. He was suspended at midseason, then deactivated for the rest of the season.
He was released last week and signed with Dallas on Saturday

Another book.


I saw that too.

I can't really blame the guy, he has been one of the major stories, if not the major story, of the NFL for a year and a 1/2. He's looking to cash in on a book deal, and I bet that it will be a talking point on every sports talk show when it is released and no doubt TO will love the free publicity.

TO is a wonderful opportunist. He knows ways to get the coin. Many people won't agree with his methods, but he's effective, and he's laughing all the way to the bank.



And the author of the book will be.....(drumoll)


Jason Rosenhaus.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: rjs246 on March 20, 2006, 07:23:29 PM
Please. Just. farging. Stop.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 20, 2006, 07:24:03 PM
Is Jason his husband or his brother?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 20, 2006, 08:10:08 PM
Both.

And TO is the man-meat of that Rosenhaus sandwich.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Rome on March 20, 2006, 09:10:21 PM
http://philadelphia.comcastsportsnet.com/media/video/eagles/032006-douglas.wmv

"If he acts like a child, treat him like a child.  If he acts like a grown man, treat him like a grown man."

:-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: sharpie on March 20, 2006, 09:20:59 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on March 20, 2006, 09:10:21 PM
http://philadelphia.comcastsportsnet.com/media/video/eagles/032006-douglas.wmv

"If he acts like a child, treat him like a child.  If he acts like a grown man, treat him like a grown man."

:-D

Gotta love Hugh!  :yay
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Don Ho on March 20, 2006, 09:36:39 PM
Quote from: bobbyinlondon on March 20, 2006, 05:30:37 PM
I don't know about that--he's got Flozell Adams, just back after ACL surgery at LT; a 36 year old Larry Allen at LG (maybe, if Dallas doesn't cut him first); question mark at center; a guy who was riding pine in Detroit at the other guard spot; and Jason Fabini, who the Jets thought so much of they didn't even try to re-sign him.  I wonder what Owens is going to say if Drew plays like he did last year--good in some games, but pitiful enough down the stretch, where they wasted a 7-3 start to become the first Cowboys team to miss the playoffs after such a record? Will he say that Drew got tired in the 2nd half of the season?

Bobby,

Well put.  That is the key right there.  One glaring weakness is their O-line, but than again the birds sure exposed that weak O-line last year with all that pressure on bledsoe.  ::)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Eaglez on March 20, 2006, 10:44:20 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 20, 2006, 08:10:08 PM
Both.

And TO is the man-meat of that Rosenhaus sandwich.

:-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 21, 2006, 07:45:20 AM
Is TO going to write some self serving book everytime he fargs over a team and leaves?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Phanatic on March 21, 2006, 07:47:12 AM
I can't wait to read the Dallas edition.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Geowhizzer on March 21, 2006, 08:44:13 AM
I'm sure it will be on par with War and Peace, Hamlet and War of the Worlds.  :deion
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 21, 2006, 08:45:10 AM
I didn't even consider buying and/or reading his previous effort and feel the same way about the new one.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MURP on March 21, 2006, 02:56:19 PM
enjoy the drama, Cowturds.

QuoteCowboys | Team surprised to hear about Owens' book
Tue, 21 Mar 2006 10:36:51 -0800

Randy Galloway, of the Star-Telegram, reports the Dallas Cowboys were surprised to hear about WR Terrell Owens' new book. The book will be released in July, just in time for the opening of training camp.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on March 21, 2006, 03:00:01 PM
haha

let the games begin
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on March 21, 2006, 03:03:06 PM
jerrah doesnt know what hes getting into
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 21, 2006, 03:03:07 PM
Sweet.

And this is right after the hypocrite said at his PC that the past is the past.

Then he puts up a rap song on his site and announces that he's pulling another book outta his ass.

It will be a media circus. Hopefully they pepper parcells with TO questions and he cracks.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 21, 2006, 03:09:43 PM
From Randy Galloways blog via the Cowboys MB:

QuoteOwens already causing trouble

Just one more troubling aspect of the Terrell Owens' arrival ...


The Book.

The way I hear it, the Cowboys were caught by surprise that this Lucifer has a new book coming out in July, just in time for the opening of training camp.

The title: Ineligible Receiver: The Real Story of My Journey from the Super Bowl to the Sidelines.

The publishing house out of New York promises it will be a book that allows Owens "to hate on the Eagles."

So here's the deal:

With Lucifer in the mix, Big Bill's training camp was already going to be a circus. But now, with a controversial new book out, you can double the distractions with Owens.

Just what Parcells hates.

Owens stood on the Valley Ranch podium Saturday and said he wouldn't discuss the past. His slimeball agent, Drew Rosenhaus, also kept pushing that point.

But both knew that a new book was coming out that would rehash nothing but the past.

And, until Monday, the Cowboys didn't even know.

But when you make a deal with the devil, the devil always wins.


New book might not amuse Roy Williams

Speaking of the new book from Terrell Owens, it's going to get real interesting if he decides to go after Roy Williams for the horse-collar tackle during the '04 season.

Now that would be big fun, huh?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 21, 2006, 03:11:17 PM
and Bill can't tell TO to cool it with his Eagle hating or he'll hold a grudge against Bill forever.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on March 21, 2006, 03:13:52 PM
2 days in the media shteinstorm is beginning. oh sweet lord this is great.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 21, 2006, 03:15:47 PM
GET YO POPCORN READY!!

:-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on March 21, 2006, 03:16:25 PM
I'm sure Parcells is losing sleep over this. If there's one guy that really wants to be friends with all his players, it's that man.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phillymic2000 on March 21, 2006, 03:18:24 PM
I was pissed when they signed him, but this is turning good real quick :evil
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 21, 2006, 03:19:54 PM
I will watch every Parcells PC this year. It'll be a joyous thing.

I would love to see Tuna tell TO to be his water bitch this year. every year he makes a plyer be his water boy.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 21, 2006, 03:20:40 PM
Can Parcells call TO "she"?

That would be great. Thanks.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on March 21, 2006, 03:33:40 PM
Mispronounce his name, PLEASE mispronounce his motherfarging name!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 21, 2006, 03:35:04 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on March 21, 2006, 03:33:40 PM
Mispronounce his name, PLEASE mispronounce his motherfarging name!

That would be great.

And then have TO correct him and Bill kep calling him Terrrrrrel
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: EJ72 on March 21, 2006, 03:54:02 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 21, 2006, 03:19:54 PM
I will watch every Parcells PC this year. It'll be a joyous thing.

I would love to see Tuna tell TO to be his water bitch this year. every year he makes a plyer be his water boy.

That's just for the top drafted rookie. Newman in 03, Jones in 04, Ware last year.

It should be interesting. I just hope they do the smart thing(Yes, I know the smart thing would have been to not sign him.), draft a WR and release him after one year instead of hanging on, even if he behaves.

My biggest worry is of course, him reverting or continuing his form. The second biggest would be the putz getting injured and having no one else that could be a legitimate #1 guy.

Most of the Dallas area media hates Parcells because of the clamps he puts media access to players and coaches. When Campo was in charge, they had access to any and everyone, any time, anywhere. That changed with Parcells, so there will probably be plenty articles like this as time goes by.

http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/sports/football/
http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/football/
http://www.mysanantonio.com/sports/

Edit:

So, is the TO signing enough to merit a "Point and Laugh At the Cowboys" thread? ;)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 21, 2006, 03:57:23 PM
QuoteSpeaking of which, the Cowboys reported that 1,500 Owens jerseys were sold online in a 48-hour period after the signing was announced.

Cowboys fans = WHORES
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 21, 2006, 03:58:22 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 21, 2006, 03:57:23 PM
QuoteSpeaking of which, the Cowboys reported that 1,500 Owens jerseys were sold online in a 48-hour period after the signing was announced.

Cowboys fans = WHORES

I bought my Owens jersey within 48 hours of him being traded to the Eagles.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 21, 2006, 03:59:31 PM
Owens never disrespected the Eagles and their fans before coming here.

He never shtein all over the team, fans, city, etc beforehand. Its completely different.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: rjs246 on March 21, 2006, 04:01:18 PM
You guys sure do love giving each other handjobs over this.

Almost all of you loved TO while he was here and now you're on the "TO sucks and will tear the Cowboys apart lolz!!1!" bandwagon.

Biters.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Wingspan on March 21, 2006, 04:01:55 PM
Please ban me, I have nothing to contribute.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 21, 2006, 04:02:16 PM
Hush. Go set something on fire.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 21, 2006, 04:04:02 PM
I just think it's hilarious that you're all able to convince yourselves that T.O. won't make the Cowboys better in 2006.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 21, 2006, 04:04:03 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 21, 2006, 04:01:18 PM
You guys sure do love giving each other handjobs over this.

Almost all of you loved TO while he was here and now you're on the "TO sucks and will tear the Cowboys apart lolz!!1!" bandwagon.

Biters.

Oh, lets see....how many more times do I need to say that I WAS PROVEN WRONG BY THAT PIECE OF shtein. And AS one of the biggest supporters of his until he proved me wrong, I have every reason to be pissed off.

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on March 21, 2006, 04:06:22 PM
im like phreak...i just wanna see some classic parcell presser meltdowns
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: rjs246 on March 21, 2006, 04:06:32 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 21, 2006, 04:04:03 PM
Oh, lets see....how many more times do I need to say that I WAS PROVEN WRONG BY THAT PIECE OF shtein. And AS one of the biggest supporters of his until he proved me wrong, I have every reason to be pissed off.



Biter.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SunMo on March 21, 2006, 04:07:51 PM
i would wish death on TO, but like Obi Wan, striking him down would only make him more powerful than i could ever imagine  :-\
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 21, 2006, 04:08:53 PM
Bill doesn't take shtein from players. If TO pulls his crap, his head will wind up on a pike.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 21, 2006, 04:09:32 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 21, 2006, 04:04:02 PM
I just think it's hilarious that you're all able to convince yourselves that T.O. won't make the Cowboys better in 2006.

He'll have a good year.

But this situation is just overflowing with meltdown possibilities.

reid don't do his laundry in public. Parcells does. That alone will be worth watching.

and who will Skeletor stick up for? His boy Tuna or TO?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SunMo on March 21, 2006, 04:10:11 PM
Quote from: Philly Forever on March 21, 2006, 04:08:53 PM
Bill doesn't take shtein from players. If TO pulls his crap, his head will wind up on a pike.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/STMenagerie.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 21, 2006, 04:11:26 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 21, 2006, 04:09:32 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 21, 2006, 04:04:02 PM
I just think it's hilarious that you're all able to convince yourselves that T.O. won't make the Cowboys better in 2006.

He'll have a good year.

But this situation is just overflowing with meltdown possibilities.

reid don't do his laundry in public. Parcells does. That alone will be worth watching.

and who will Skeletor stick up for? His boy Tuna or TO?

Tyrone Hill signed with the Cowboys?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 21, 2006, 04:12:38 PM
 :-D

Ty is one ugly sumbitch. But he hasn't had face lifts like Jerrah yet.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 21, 2006, 04:19:25 PM
(http://www.cavshistory.com/images/players/Tyrone_Hill.jpg) (http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nfl/_photos/2001-10-12-jones.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on March 21, 2006, 04:35:01 PM
(http://www.donaly.com/sylvester_stallone4.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 21, 2006, 09:38:28 PM
From PFT:

QuoteBUYER'S REMORSE IN BIG D?

Based on some of the rumblings we're hearing out of Texas, it sounds like members of the Cowboys front office already are beginning to question the wisdom of signing receiver Terrell Owens.

Between the book deal, which we hear wasn't disclosed to the team before he signed, and the self-aggrandizing (is there any other kind?) rap song on his web site, and the rampant talk in league circles that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was merely bidding against himself for T.O.'s services even though he apparently was led to believe otherwise, there is a concern that maybe, just maybe, Owens is the same guy now than he was a year ago.


Some league insiders are convinced that Owens is no different. "This guy has not changed and will not change," opined one league source.

"He's a star among stars," added the source. "That says it all. This will not work.

"This will cause the demise of Jerry and Bill [Parcells], too."

We'll keep our ears open for more.

And we'll keep eating our popcorn.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: BigEd76 on March 22, 2006, 01:18:55 AM
Quote from: MURP on March 21, 2006, 02:56:19 PM
enjoy the drama, Cowturds.

QuoteCowboys | Team surprised to hear about Owens' book
Tue, 21 Mar 2006 10:36:51 -0800

Randy Galloway, of the Star-Telegram, reports the Dallas Cowboys were surprised to hear about WR Terrell Owens' new book. The book will be released in July, just in time for the opening of training camp.

PFT's take on it (posted before SD's one):

QuoteT.O. BOOK TIMING CURIOUS

So Terrell Owens is going to write a book regarding his tumultuous two seasons with the Eagles.  Should anyone be surprised by this development?

The more intriguing issues to us are the timing of the announcement and the timing of the release date of the book.

It is a coincidence that not a word of this project was breathed publicly until after Owens signed his contract with the Cowboys?  We wonder whether the Owens camp even disclosed to owner Jerry Jones, or to any of Owens' other suitors, the fact that T.O. planned to peddle a written account of his time with the Eagles -- and to launch it just in time to contribute to the three-ring circus that will unfold once training camp starts.

The move was announced by Simon & Schuster on Monday, March 20, two days after Owens joined the Cowboys.  Surely, this project was in the works for months.  Even we got a copy of the press release via e-mail from the publisher.  A list of e-mail addresses that goes deep enough into the media to include us isn't a list that gets slapped together on a Sunday afternoon.

The far more likely explanation is that Owens and agent Drew Rosenhaus struck the book deal not long after the T.O. firestorm reached its peak in November 2005, and that Rosenhaus specifically requested (as he should have) that the publisher keep the thing under wraps until he could find a new football home for Owens.

It was a smart business move, to be sure.  But what does it say about whether T.O.'s press conference contrition, or his express desire to put the past in his behind (yeah, it's a Lion King reference), were genuine?

The whole thing further proves that Owens and Rosenhaus duped Jerry Jones -- and we think it will only make coach Bill Parcells more determined to break Owens' recklessly renegade spirit ASAFP.

The book undoubtedly will contain plenty of inflammatory prose and disputable contentions of fact, which will serve only to increase the buzz surrounding the Tuna and his team come training camp.  That's the last thing Parcells is going to want to deal with.

And then there's the rap song from Owens' web site, in which he taunts the Eagles and flaunts his new contract:

"When it comes to this game, I'm the best in the field, some said I was gonna sign just a one-year deal, but I got what I wanted up front, 10 mil, changed the rules of the game, so now how you feel?"

(We wonder whether T.O. realizes he didn't get $10 million "up front," and that the team can cut him before the start of the 2006 season and suffer a total cap charge of only $1.67 million this year?)  ;D

When T.O. told the football world during Saturday's press conference to get the popcorn ready, he was referring to the coming football season.  But we've already got our fists deep into an extra-large bucket, because we're convinced that this one will present plenty of drama long before the games ever start.

Heck, it already is.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on March 22, 2006, 06:17:29 AM
(http://espn.starwave.com/media/nfl/2005/0810/photo/a_owens_195.jpg) + (http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/18/187358.jpg) = (http://www.nationalvanguard.org/images/teaser/nuclear_mushroom_cloud.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on March 22, 2006, 08:10:37 AM
i can see tuna resigning before training camp
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 22, 2006, 09:32:48 AM
That would be tight.

Then Jerrah would have no no experience HC there and TO would own the guy.

They'd probably name Chris Palmer their interim HC. He blows.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 22, 2006, 10:22:56 AM
QuoteCowboys | Indoor football league team asked Owens to play
Tue, 21 Mar 2006 19:22:29 -0800

Larry O'Rourke, of the Morning Call, reports the Lehigh Valley Outlawz of the Great Lakes Indoor Football League offered Dallas Cowboys WR Terrell Owens $25,000 to play one game with them. "We contacted (Owens' agent) Drew Rosenhaus, and said it's a chance for him to come back (to Lehigh University, where the Eagles hold summer camp and where the Outlawz will play). I talked to Rosenhaus himself, and he put me in touch with Robert Bradley, who does (Owens') business deals," said Jim DePaul, owner of the team. When Owens signed with the Cowboys, the offer became moot.

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on March 22, 2006, 10:39:08 AM
 :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D


Parcells is going to have a heart-attack and die this year in the field.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on March 22, 2006, 10:39:38 AM
its real in the field son
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phattymatty on March 22, 2006, 10:49:52 AM
i would be great if parcells actually rapes TO at some point this year.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 22, 2006, 10:50:05 AM
From the Dallas Cowboys website writer :o

QuoteIRVING, Texas - The day, Sept. 24, 2000. The place, Texas Stadium. The game, Dallas-San Francisco, once the marquee matchup of the '90's - the class of the NFL.

Oh the shame.

"It just wasn't right," Cowboys linebacker Darrin Hambrick said afterward.
No it wasn't. None of it. Disgraceful.

The behavior was appalling. So disrespectful, lips became seriously pursed. Jaws locked, molars grinding together. Sickening is what it was.

Couldn't believe it, just couldn't believe it. Neither could the owner. In all his born days, Jerry Jones never thought he would witness such. Neither could the first-year head coach Dave Campo, the career assistant who thought he had seen it all in his day. And neither could many of the Cowboys players, some of their disbelief turning into latter-game anger.

Had nearly forgotten this ugly incident, but was reminded by the Cowboys' signing of one Terrell Owens on Saturday. Yep, it all started coming back, every bit of it - all the ugly details.

For this was the day the Dallas Cowboys fans, in their own stadium, lustily booed Troy Aikman. Not a catcall here and there. Not an isolated incident. But the majority of the 64,000 people present that afternoon booing - and I mean booing - Troy Aikman every time he stepped on the field, from the very first possession before he had even taken a snap from center to the very last.

Worse, this despicable action was premeditated. There's the picture in the paper of the man boldly standing holding this sign: "Bench Aikman." He didn't just make the sign in the stands that day as the Cowboys began falling further and further behind the hapless 49ers in the eventual 41-24 loss to their previously winless counterparts from the West Coast, who had lost 14 of their previous 15 games.

Worse than all this, the so-called Dallas Cowboys faithful had the nerve to start chanting - during the game, with Aikman on the field - for Randall Cunningham. Seriously. Randall Cunningham, of all things, the Philadelphia Eagles former quarterback who landed in Dallas for only that season, picking up another year's pay as a backup - who in the end, didn't really want to back-up those final games when Aikman suffered his final NFL concussion.


That's right. A whole bunch of you sanctimonious, supposedly card-carrying Cowboys fans now want to turn in your blue star because Jerry Jones and Bill Parcells have welcomed Owens into the fold with a three-year, $25 million contract. How could they, you are screaming on the radio and in e-mails here on DallasCowboys.com, after how Owens disgraced, disrespected, dissed the entire Cowboys franchise by twice posturing on the midfield blue star after scoring touchdowns.

Please.

You want to talk about disgrace, do you? How about the Cowboys fans that day booing a quarterback who had led the franchise to three Super Bowl victories in four years? Booing the quarterback who helped resurrect a downtrodden franchise into the Team of the 90's? Booing the quarterback who would land in the team's esteemed Ring of Honor and then become a first-ballot Pro Football Hall of Famer?

What, you forgot? Selective amnesia?

Nice.

The poor guy, in his 12th NFL season, had suffered a concussion in the season opener. Was not allowed to play in Game 2, a Cowboys' 32-31 loss to Arizona, nor Game 3, a 27-21 win over, who else, but Washington, about the only team the Cowboys could beat during those lean years.

But when Aikman returned in Game 4, the boo-birds were out in force, turning on the quarterback who had given them so much to cheer about for a quarterback who had spent his career trying to beat in the brains of the Cowboys.

Guess all the fans cared about was winning. No loyalty whatsoever. No regard for feelings. No respect.

Traitors?

"The fans are terrible," Hambrick would go on to say.

Aikman, though, class to the bitter end. He would soft-shoe the entire ugly scene, saying that came with the territory. In fact, he said he had mentally prepared for such reactions before the game. Hey, he knew the Cowboys had won the last game under Cunningham's guidance and had nearly won the previous game.

Yet, that's how you treat the team's Hall of Fame quarterback.

So pardon me, but give me a break on the Owens thing, on how he can't be forgiven for raising his arms to the sky after scoring those two touchdowns and racing to the midfield star. On how it's an insult to lifetime Cowboys fans for bringing him into the fold.

Come on.

Yeah, yeah, what he did that day, rubbing it in with his all-about-me celebration, was rather self-absorbing and classless. Probably even childish, especially the second time when the all of one-yard touchdown grab gave San Francisco a 41-17 lead with just 4:05 remaining in an already-decided game.

And he paid for his actions, 49ers head coach Steve Mariucci suspending him one game, which cost T. O. $24,294, then admonishing him by saying, "It disturbs me when the integrity of the game is compromised."

But you know what, the integrity of the game already had been compromised. Emmitt Smith had already returned to the star of a little get-back celebration right before halftime. Darren Woodson, miffed at a non-call, got himself tossed from the game in the fourth quarter and then set the land-record for helmet toss before he left. Then George Teague, heralded as a hero, belted Owens after the second celebration, touching off a near brawl at midfield.

And before the field was cleared of all this debris, there were Campo and Mariucci at midfield apologizing to each other for the actions of their teams.

In fact, afterward former Cowboys special teams coach Joe Avezzano, who was then in his 11th season with the Cowboys, shook his head in the locker room, saying, "It was embarrassing that a Dallas-San Francisco game would display so many inappropriate actions."

He meant T.O.

He meant Teague.

He meant Emmitt.

He meant Woody.

He probably meant the Cowboys' defense allowing Charlie Garner, about in his rocking chair, to rush for 201 yards.

And you know what? I know for a fact he meant the booing of Troy Freakin' Aikman by the Cowboys fans.

Ya'll booed, those of you who were at the game. Booed Aikman as if that were Ryan Leaf out on the field. You wanted the guy who had been laying tile for a year to quarterback your team, and when they needed him at the end, he feigned some silly injury, forcing Campo to play Anthony Wright, not only to mop up the Washington game when Aikman was drilled the final time in the NFL, but to start his first two NFL games in the final two against Washington and then on Christmas night at Tennessee. That's who you wanted instead of your quarterback.


So give me a break.

If you want to distance yourself from the Cowboys for signing Owens because of how he acted in Philadelphia, fine. If you want to quit buying tickets to the games at Texas Stadium because you refuse to watch Owens play, fine. If you want to throw away all your Cowboys memorabilia because Owens has been a bad teammate and disruptive force in both San Francisco and Philadelphia, be my guest.

But don't come in here with this weak stuff about the star incident. Please. That was 5½ years ago. Owens wasn't the first guy to rub-it-in and he won't be the last. Man, good thing there wasn't free agency back in the 70's. You guys might have torpedoed a taterskin had Tom Landry had the audacity to sign one here.

Guys, this is football, not a civil war. This is big, big bidness, not some petty Hatfields and McCoys struggle. If the guy who owns that midfield star can forgive and forget, then what's your problem?

Just be careful labeling Jerry Jones a win-at-all-costs owner. On this day, Sept. 24, 2000, a whole bunch of you were as bad, if not worse. No allegiance. No regard for feelings. Short memories. Just win for me.

Ya'll booed Troy Aikman.

Owens, he was almost comic relief on a pitiful day in Cowboys history.

But calling for Cunningham to replace Aikman, that's what I'll most remember from that day. And that's shameful.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 22, 2006, 10:53:25 AM
5 1/2 years ago?

Did that writer forget TO on the star in the endzones in 2004?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 22, 2006, 10:56:32 AM
His point still stands, though.  Cowboys fans are classless hicks.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: BigEd76 on March 22, 2006, 12:53:49 PM
Don't know if it was mentioned already, but apparently there's some whispers that the first NBC Sunday night game will be Dallas @ Philly...
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SunMo on March 22, 2006, 12:57:08 PM
IGY called it as Monday Night, but Sunday night is the same thing anyway, in fact it's better now, being that it's on network
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on March 22, 2006, 12:59:47 PM
could be. were not opening up the season on thursday, but it wouldnt shock me for the nfl to jump all on the TO train.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on March 22, 2006, 01:51:41 PM
It'd honestly shock me if we didn't open against Dallas in a primetime game... and if the 2nd game isn't a FOX nationally televised game.


SHOCK, I say!!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on March 23, 2006, 07:16:00 AM
Beautiful article by Clark Judge (http://www.sportsline.com/nfl/story/9328496)

QuoteSame old rap: We've really been here before with T.O.     
March 22, 2006
By Clark Judge
CBS SportsLine.com Senior Writer

   
My bad. This time I honestly believe Terrell Owens means what he says.
 
Let's face it, everyone deserves a second chance, and Owens seemed earnest when he opened his news conference by thanking God, by promising to behave with his new teammates and by pledging allegiance to his new quarterback.

Oh, wait a sec. I apologize. This text is two years old. I was looking at transcripts of the news conference introducing him as a Philadelphia Eagle, not a Dallas Cowboy. It's easy to get confused because the two sound so ... well, so familiar.

There's T.O. sitting next to Eagles' owner Jeff Lurie on March 16, 2004, and there's T.O. sitting alongside Cowboys' owner Jerry Jones two years later. And there's T.O. opening his remarks two years by "thanking God for the opportunity Mr. Lurie has given me;" and then there's T.O. opening his remarks in Dallas by giving "all honor and praise and thanks to God for this opportunity."

OK, so the guy knows a good line when he rehearses one. Nevertheless, I'm with him when he says he's a changed man; that "my character has definitely been an issue as far as whether I'll fit in or how I will mesh with the coaches and my teammates. I understand that."

Uh-oh, I pulled a Billy Buck. That was the text from Owens' news conference two years ago. I wish someone would separate these danged transcripts. Let's fast-forward to last Saturday when he pledged to "be a better teammate, a better person, a better man in life" and said he "couldn't be more elated to be here."

Now that's what I'm talking about. And that's what Dallas fans want to hear.

Owens is the game's most misunderstood player, with his listeners eager to jump to conclusions and misperceptions about the poor guy. Nobody ever seems to get things straight unless he corrects them, which is why I'm glad he cleared the air at Valley Ranch.

"This is America's Team," he said. "I'm a star among stars. My main focus is to win ball games and win a championship."

Right on, T.O. I haven't heard anything that sincere since ... OK, since the Eagles signed him. But anything worth doing is worth overdoing, right? That's what Todd Rundgren once wrote, and maybe T.O. absorbed a little Todd when he was in Philly. So could you take us back to March of 2004 one more time, please, and read the record back?

"I'm definitely feeling like I'm going to fit in real nice," he said. "My heart was in Philly and trying to get here. I was trying to get over that next hump and trying to get to the Super Bowl. ... I feel like I'm in a winning organization here. I just want to come in and add to the puzzle. Maybe I am the missing link. We'll soon see. I have that much confidence in myself and my abilities."

Similar, but not the same. Satisfied? He wasn't a star among stars then. He was just a complicated All-Pro receiver looking to catch a break; not the disruptive force he was made out to be by the media. And some of his coaches. And some of his teammates.

"I know what's expected of me," he said. "I won't let you down. (The owner) talked to people that know me on a personal level. He knows who I am -- not the person you read about."


Shoot, there I go again. I switched the two texts. Sorry, folks. That was T.O. from last Saturday, and, man, did he sound as good as he looked. But, as I was saying, it was two years ago that he pleaded for patience from his new fans and new teammates, and it sounded like this:
 

"This is a new beginning for me. It's a fresh start. Right now, I've got a clean rap sheet, so to speak. ... In my last two or three years it was some up and down times for me. But I've been able to weather the storm. I feel like I've always been able to come out on top, no matter what the situation was. No matter how bad the picture they wanted to paint of me, I feel like I always stood by what I had to say, and I always came out on top. I just put all that behind me."

Now don't bring up Donovan McNabb. He couldn't handle T.O. because he just didn't understand him. Simple as that. But Owens' new quarterback, Drew Bledsoe ... now that could be a different story because he's dealt with difficult situations. Look how he handled his unexpected demotion in 2001. Class. Pure class. And look how he got along with Terry Glenn and Keyshawn Johnson, for crying out loud.

He already said he's looking forward to playing with his new receiver, and his new receiver said he can't wait to get a load of Bledsoe.

"Watching (him) play has surprised me at times," said Owens. "Even if he's coming out of the pocket he's looking downfield to make some things happen. I've talked to him. He basically called me to wish me well in the situation. I think everybody was aware of what was going on and me trying to get here."

I don't believe it. I did it one more time. That was Owens on McNabb, not Bledsoe, and I'm tired of getting these two transcripts confused. Even I'm beginning to wonder whom T.O.'s talking about now. That's why I'm relieved to hear that he has a new book that will straighten out this mess, once and for all.

It's called Ineligible Receiver: The Real Story of My Journey from the Super Bowl to the Sidelines. Just please, please, don't let me confuse it with Catch This! Going Deep with the NFL's Sharpest Weapon. He wrote that one two years ago, and he closed with that Philadelphia news conference that keeps getting in my way.

"I'd have to prove myself once more to the doubters," he wrote, "and to those who said that I would bring more problems to my new team than I was worth. I've got just two words of advice for all of you: Watch me. Watch me, and see if history repeats itself."

You tell 'em, T.O.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Tomahawk on March 23, 2006, 08:10:04 AM
I just listened to his rap song on his homepage. I hate me.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on March 23, 2006, 02:53:27 PM
Ha. Vanderjerk!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: JTrotter Fan on March 23, 2006, 03:30:33 PM
Boy, i can't wait til TO and Vanderjackoff get into a fight in the locker room or better yet, on the sideline.  Cuz i know Vanderjagt will throw a punch and then it's on.  Bitch fight on the field!!  Thank God it happened to Dallas!  Pointing and Laughing Hysterically!!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PublicEnemy_81 on March 23, 2006, 03:45:35 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on March 23, 2006, 08:10:04 AM
I just listened to his rap song on his homepage. I hate me.

He should have let A.I. write his lyrics for him.

Hopefully his Rap Career will end in a hail of gun fire.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phattymatty on March 23, 2006, 04:16:40 PM
eagle fan responds to TO's rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ9UMwFe5PU&search=terrell%20owens
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 23, 2006, 04:19:02 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on March 23, 2006, 04:16:40 PM
eagle fan responds to TO's rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ9UMwFe5PU&search=terrell%20owens

Oh.  my.  God.


Words cannot describe the embarassment I felt watching that.  The kid that did that should probably hang himself.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phattymatty on March 23, 2006, 04:21:48 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 23, 2006, 04:19:02 PM
Words cannot describe the embarassment I felt watching that.  The kid that did that should probably hang himself.

i know, i kinda hope TO kills us simply because this kids an eagles fan
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 23, 2006, 04:22:32 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on March 23, 2006, 04:23:45 PM
hahahahaha

funniest thing ive seen in a minute
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 23, 2006, 04:23:57 PM
He's so hard because he used T.O.'s own "beat" against him... otherwise known as using T.O.'s exact rap and trying to shout his words louder than T.O.

So awful.  I really hate that kid.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Father Demon on March 23, 2006, 04:25:48 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on March 23, 2006, 04:16:40 PM
eagle fan responds to TO's rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ9UMwFe5PU&search=terrell%20owens

IGY????
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on March 23, 2006, 04:26:09 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on March 23, 2006, 04:16:40 PM
eagle fan responds to TO's rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ9UMwFe5PU&search=terrell%20owens

I.....

I.....

I don't know what to say to that.  I'd actually like to forget I ever saw that, thanks.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SunMo on March 23, 2006, 04:26:49 PM
i'm gonna go ahead and not watch that
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on March 23, 2006, 04:27:29 PM
For the love of Eagles fans everywhere... PLEASE get that crime off of the internet.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on March 23, 2006, 04:33:53 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on March 23, 2006, 04:26:49 PM
i'm gonna go ahead and not watch that

This is why it pays to show up late to the internet.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 23, 2006, 04:36:41 PM
(http://www.concretefield.net/uploads/Mad-Lad/tool.gif)

This way you don't have to hear it.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SunMo on March 23, 2006, 04:37:21 PM
i only saw a second of that, thank goodness
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on March 23, 2006, 04:38:48 PM
Still haven't heard it, but I agree he should kill himself.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MURP on March 23, 2006, 04:41:01 PM
i could hardly understand what he was saying.... but I can assume it was about as awesome as a pimply faced teen dressed in traditional Eagles garb attempting to rap overtop of someone elses awful song. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 23, 2006, 04:41:46 PM
I'm surprised there isn't a Backstreet Boys poster on the wall behind him.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 23, 2006, 04:45:42 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on March 23, 2006, 04:41:46 PM
I'm surprised there isn't a Backstreet Boys poster on the wall behind him.

It's probably on the back of the open door.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 23, 2006, 04:54:12 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on March 23, 2006, 04:25:48 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on March 23, 2006, 04:16:40 PM
eagle fan responds to TO's rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ9UMwFe5PU&search=terrell%20owens

IGY????

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/SamiB/Smilies/spit.gif)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on March 23, 2006, 04:59:54 PM
Wow
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: hunt on March 23, 2006, 06:51:58 PM
hah!  that was painful to watch...i'll definitely watch it again.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phillymic2000 on March 23, 2006, 07:08:48 PM
All the Eagles should do is send T.O. a copy of "Now you're mine" by GangStarr, and a note along with it that reads "Dear Jagbag, see you on Sunday night, love the Gang green Defense.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 23, 2006, 10:48:16 PM
Guess who wants a raise:

QuoteCowboys | Glenn would like a raise
Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:49:50 -0800

Clarence E. Hill Jr., of the Star-Telegram, reports Dallas Cowboys WR Terry Glenn and agent James Gould visited with the Cowboys Wednesday, March 22, about doing something with his contract. He is expected to get $2.25 million in 2006 and $2.5 million in 2007. Glenn said he is not making any contract demands and has no plans to hold out, but he would like for them to consider giving him a raise.

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on March 23, 2006, 11:18:27 PM
You hear that Jerrah? The bell tolls for thee.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Geowhizzer on March 24, 2006, 06:01:39 AM
Quote from: MDS on March 23, 2006, 11:18:27 PM
You hear that Jerrah? The bell tolls for thee.

(http://www.npg.si.edu/img2/hemingway/tolls.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 24, 2006, 09:07:44 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on March 23, 2006, 04:16:40 PM
eagle fan responds to TO's rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ9UMwFe5PU&search=terrell%20owens

Oh sweet Jesus.

I am embarassed for that clown.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 24, 2006, 09:27:36 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8783399954#description

Buy a Cowboys fan.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on March 24, 2006, 09:30:57 AM
I didn't know there was an actual Cowboy fan with a backbone....
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 26, 2006, 10:38:19 AM
QuoteDrew Bledsoe told ESPN.com he's prepared to hear the complaints by newly-signed receiver Terrell Owens about passes in his direction.

     "I'm just going to establish right from the start, 'Hey, I don't need all the noise and all that stuff. You come to me and give me honest information and I'm going to get you the ball. Give me something to use for the next play,' " Bledsoe said. "I'll make sure he knows that I'm always focused on the next play and not the last play. The noise isn't going to help us on the next play.

    "I'm going to give him his respect and listen to what he has to say. But he's going to know going in that all the noise is not going to get him the ball more. What's going to get him the ball more is honest information. That's all I need."

Yeah that'll fly, Drew. I hope you do tell TO to shut up a lot.

Donovan told him to shut the farg up in NY and they almost fought about it.

Drew told Keyshawn to shut up and Keyshawn went after his ass.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on March 26, 2006, 11:20:30 AM
 :-D Good plan, Statue.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 26, 2006, 11:58:52 AM
Drew trying the rational approach with TO is hilarious.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phattymatty on March 26, 2006, 01:23:54 PM
I just tried getting on to TO's message board.

Quote
The error returned was:

Your account has been temporarily suspended. This suspension is due to end on Aug 6 2007, 10:40 AM.


I hope it wasn't from when I stated that I hope TO gets raped.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: BigEd76 on March 26, 2006, 01:57:00 PM
QuoteDallas Cowboys
This forum is dedicated to the true Dallas Cowboy Fans

There's probably 2 Cowboy fans on that site that are legit...
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on March 26, 2006, 04:05:00 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 26, 2006, 10:38:19 AM
QuoteDrew Bledsoe told ESPN.com he's prepared to hear the complaints by newly-signed receiver Terrell Owens about passes in his direction.

     "I'm just going to establish right from the start, 'Hey, I don't need all the noise and all that stuff. You come to me and give me honest information and I'm going to get you the ball. Give me something to use for the next play,' " Bledsoe said. "I'll make sure he knows that I'm always focused on the next play and not the last play. The noise isn't going to help us on the next play.

    "I'm going to give him his respect and listen to what he has to say. But he's going to know going in that all the noise is not going to get him the ball more. What's going to get him the ball more is honest information. That's all I need."

Yeah that'll fly, Drew. I hope you do tell TO to shut up a lot.

Donovan told him to shut the farg up in NY and they almost fought about it.

Drew told Keyshawn to shut up and Keyshawn went after his ass.

Every boxer's got a plan until he gets hit.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: BigEd76 on March 26, 2006, 06:33:56 PM
In case you missed it in the Soul thread, Sean Scott did both of TO's star celebrations in last night's game, and the crowd hated it...  ;D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on March 26, 2006, 11:36:12 PM
that kids rap "diss" was brilliant.  he should be brained for that act.   
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SunMo on March 27, 2006, 04:16:39 PM
QuoteCowboys | Glenn signed to five-year deal
Mon, 27 Mar 2006 12:28:51 -0800

Todd Archer, of the Dallas Morning News, reports the Dallas Cowboys have signed WR Terry Glenn to a new five-year deal worth $20 million. Glenn was scheduled to earn $2 million in 2006 and his deal was scheduled to expire in 2007.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Don Ho on March 27, 2006, 04:39:42 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on March 27, 2006, 04:16:39 PM
QuoteCowboys | Glenn signed to five-year deal
Mon, 27 Mar 2006 12:28:51 -0800

Todd Archer, of the Dallas Morning News, reports the Dallas Cowboys have signed WR Terry Glenn to a new five-year deal worth $20 million. Glenn was scheduled to earn $2 million in 2006 and his deal was scheduled to expire in 2007.

She is good.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phattymatty on March 28, 2006, 03:00:17 PM
TO is in the news again...


TO News (http://concretefield.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=291)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 28, 2006, 03:01:32 PM
Quoteby E W McKenna
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 28, 2006, 08:03:14 PM
QuoteCowboys | Team granted permission to talk with Harrington
Tue, 28 Mar 2006 16:30:16 -0800

Rick Gosselin, of the Dallas Morning News, reports Detroit Lions team officials have confirmed the Dallas Cowboys have been granted permission to talk with Lions' QB Joey Harrington. The Lions also have given Miami, Cincinnati Denver, Kansas City, Oakland and Seattle permission to speak with Harrington.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on March 28, 2006, 08:06:15 PM
are they trying to copy the taterskins by stockpiling bad qbs?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 29, 2006, 04:04:27 AM
Shoot, Washington has been copying them.

Since Aikman has retired they have had:

Clint Stoerner
Anthony Wright
Ryan Leaf
Quincy Carter
Chad Hutchinson
Vinny Testaverde
Drew Henson
Tony Romo
Drew Bledsoe

I think I am leaving a turd or two out.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 29, 2006, 07:32:16 AM
Tony Banks?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 29, 2006, 03:54:31 PM
Good one...you are correct. Add that bum to the list too.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on March 29, 2006, 03:58:24 PM
when did tony banks ball for dallas
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MURP on March 29, 2006, 04:01:24 PM
2001 preseason
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 29, 2006, 04:02:41 PM
Quote1999: After a rough off-season in which Leon Lett was suspended for the entire season for drug use, and former OT Mark Tuinei died form an overdose the Cowboys started the season 3-0. However storm clouds were on the horizon as FB Darryl "Moose" Johnston career came to an end with a series of neck and back injuries. In week 4 the Cowboys would suffer another loss when Michael Irvin suffered a career ending neck injury in a 13-10 loss to the Eagles. Making matters worse was the tasteless Eagles fans who actually cheered as Irvin was taken out on a backboard with his head and neck immobilized. The Cowboys would still go on to make the playoffs despite a mediocre 8-8 record. In the Wild Card game at Minnesota the Vikings scored 24 unanswered points to win the game 27-10. Following the season Coach Chan Gailey is fired and replaced by Dave Campo.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 29, 2006, 04:59:22 PM
Did anyone hear Eskin yesterday? I had him on when I was driving in for OT and he was talking about the Cowboys. He said that they had not sent out any invoices for season tickets until this week. And the reason they waited was because they have now added personal seat licenses for each seat in Texas Stadium. Each season ticket holder for Dallas will not have to pay $500 for each seat he/she owns each year at Texas Stadium. And then when they go to the new stadium the PSL's will be increased.

Doing that on a new stadium = the thing to do in the NFL

Doing that in an old stadium and without warning?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SunMo on March 29, 2006, 05:00:43 PM
see = dry anal prison gang bang rape
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on March 29, 2006, 05:04:17 PM
now the big picture is developing polaroid style...we can seewhy he got TO inspite of parcells not being on board...jj is dumb but he aint stupid

in fact id even say that jj didnt even want TO other than for the business impact hell have
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 29, 2006, 06:57:08 PM
Cowboys | Sources say Parcells did not want Owens
Wed, 29 Mar 2006 15:43:13 -0800

Gary Myers, of the New York Daily News, reports Dallas Cowboys head coach Bill Parcells was not in agreement with owner Jerry Jones about signing WR Terrell Owens, according to sources. Parcells was absent from the annual NFC coaches breakfast Wednesday, March 29, at the NFL spring meetings in Lake Buena Vista, Fla.

:-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on March 29, 2006, 07:04:35 PM
im shocked. shocked.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on March 30, 2006, 01:13:24 AM
SI.com's Truth & Rumors section:
Quote
Atlanta coach Jim Mora said if Terrell Owens went after Michael Vick like he did Donovan McNabb, "the house would crumble like that. Mike wouldn't cower. We'd have to restrain him."
-- Atlanta Journal-Constitution

I farging hate the whole Falcons organization. Jim Mora is a Hoyda - and a shtein talking, whining Hoyda at that.
Mike Vick is a little, overrated bitch too. Hope Mora walks into an open manhole, farging douche. Vick is going to tear that lockerroom apart this year, just like T.O did in Philly when they bench his "superiorly athletic" ass for Matt Schaub.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on March 30, 2006, 08:15:17 AM
truth hurts doesnt it?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 30, 2006, 08:17:50 AM
lmfao! Mike Vick? The same guy with the injury that McNabb had? The one who laid on the turf crying like a bitch while McNabb played the rest of the game and threw 4 TDs?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAA

Vick is a Hoyda. Give me a break.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Tomahawk on March 30, 2006, 08:43:30 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 30, 2006, 08:15:17 AM
truth hurts doesnt it?

Truth? It's conjecture at best.  Unless you're talking about Vick being overrated.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on March 30, 2006, 09:03:48 AM
vick sucks...but i have no doubt he owns that locker room...whereas in the birds locker room mcnabb carries slightly more weight than david bergeron
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 30, 2006, 09:07:11 AM
HAHAHHAHAHAAA


still laughing my farging ass off.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Mad-Lad on March 30, 2006, 09:14:55 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 30, 2006, 09:03:48 AM
vick sucks...but i have no doubt he owns that locker room...whereas in the birds locker room mcnabb carries slightly more weight than david bergeron

vick owns the Atlanta locker room the same way Stephon Marbury owns the Knicks locker room.  Prima donnas feel like they own the world, when in reality, no one gives a shtein about him regardless of how much talent he has because he's not a winner.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 30, 2006, 09:17:02 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 30, 2006, 09:03:48 AM
vick sucks...but i have no doubt he owns that locker room...whereas in the birds locker room mcnabb carries slightly more weight than david bergeron

Ike Reese was on NFL Total Access and he said that Vick still has a lot of work to do before he is a leader.

And Chris McPerson (who works on the PE.com site) said in his blog that one of his friends works for the Falcons and he e-mailed him and wanted Donovan McNabb press conferences so they can show Mike Vick on how to handle the media.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 30, 2006, 09:17:31 AM
 :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on March 30, 2006, 09:32:35 AM
And Chris McPerson (who works on the PE.com site) said in his blog that one of his friends works for the Falcons and he e-mailed him and wanted Donovan McNabb press conferences so they can show Mike Vick on how to handle the media.

im with pg....that might be the funniest thing ive ever read
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 30, 2006, 09:33:41 AM
Actually, I heard Ike say that about Vick. And its been said before about him and his lack of leadership in the locker room

This isn't news.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on March 30, 2006, 09:35:23 AM
did chris mcperson tell you that
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: rjs246 on March 30, 2006, 09:35:24 AM
Can we take this opportunity to mention that Michael Vick is dumber than a bag of hammers? I mean like, borderline retarded. Who the hell would allow themselves to be 'led' by a mongoloid?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 30, 2006, 09:37:57 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 30, 2006, 09:35:24 AM
Can we take this opportunity to mention that Michael Vick is dumber than a bag of hammers? I mean like, borderline retarded. Who the hell would allow themselves to be 'led' by a mongoloid?

:-D :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 30, 2006, 09:43:12 AM
Ike has also said that on WIP when he's on with Cuz. They asked him to compare Vick & McNabb and who would he take and he said 5 without a doubt.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MadMarchHare on March 30, 2006, 09:44:12 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 30, 2006, 09:35:24 AM
Can we take this opportunity to mention that Michael Vick is dumber than a bag of hammers? I mean like, borderline retarded. Who the hell would allow themselves to be 'led' by a mongoloid?

(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/football/nfl/03/08/banks.tice/p1_tice-030805-getty.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on March 30, 2006, 09:44:43 AM
that ike is a smart one...mcnabb over vick?...get the eff outta here
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 30, 2006, 09:49:13 AM
You'd take Vick over McNabb?

I'm not shocked.

But hey, that Mike Vick sure is a great passer! :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on March 30, 2006, 10:18:29 AM
id take you over vick....vick is a disgrace
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 30, 2006, 10:19:30 AM
Ok, it sounded like you were saying you'd take Vick over Donnie Mac.  ;)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SunMo on March 30, 2006, 10:20:13 AM
i would....





if the object of the game was to have the dumbest, most overrated player in 30 years.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on March 30, 2006, 11:09:34 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 30, 2006, 09:03:48 AM
vick sucks...but i have no doubt he owns that locker room...whereas in the birds locker room mcnabb carries slightly more weight than david bergeron

Then you don't know what the farg you're talking about.  TRUST ME... Mike Vick is nowhere near the "leader" of the locker room that folks might wanna make you believe.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on March 30, 2006, 11:11:29 AM
TRUST ME

NO
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on March 30, 2006, 11:13:12 AM
Well... I mean, I'm no Gargano with unsubstantiated claims about Eric Moulds or anything, but I've got a little more insight to the Falcons locker room than the average guy.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 04, 2006, 08:53:35 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 29, 2006, 04:04:27 AM
Quincy Carter

Has signed with the Montreal Alouettes.

Quote"I'm proud to join the Montreal Alouettes," Carter said in a statement. "This is a great opportunity for me to do what I love best, which is to play football."

Is the Canadian blow higher quality than the US blow?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: reese125 on April 04, 2006, 09:33:10 PM
yes...it is...
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: qwert246 on April 05, 2006, 05:35:40 PM
I didn't see this posted.  It was just a matter of time before Bang made another TO cartoon.  I thought it was funny anyway.

http://www.bangcartoon.com/?page_id=49
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Rome on April 05, 2006, 10:56:18 PM
I was glancing through the Eagles.com store and came across this...

Ouchies at the bottom of the page. (http://shop.philadelphiaeagles.com/showitems.asp?deptcode1=504)

I don't care whose name is on the jersey, $19.99 for a jersey is a damn steal. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on April 05, 2006, 11:07:53 PM
i still have mine. ill give it to you for free if you blow me.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 05, 2006, 11:11:31 PM
Yo man... I got these CHEESEburgers, man...
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 05, 2006, 11:11:54 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on April 05, 2006, 10:56:18 PM
I was glancing through the Eagles.com store and came across this...

Ouchies at the bottom of the page. (http://shop.philadelphiaeagles.com/showitems.asp?deptcode1=504)

I don't care whose name is on the jersey, $19.99 for a jersey is a damn steal. 

I'll sell you mine for half that and even throw shipping and handling in at no extra charge.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Rome on April 05, 2006, 11:15:20 PM
Thanks for the, uhhhhh, offers, guys.

:-\

Anyway, I already have one slightly used, slightly burned T.O. jersey in black if anyone's interested.

It's getting burned in effigy at the home opener next year anyway, so...
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Tomahawk on April 05, 2006, 11:34:53 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 05, 2006, 11:11:54 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on April 05, 2006, 10:56:18 PM
I was glancing through the Eagles.com store and came across this...

Ouchies at the bottom of the page. (http://shop.philadelphiaeagles.com/showitems.asp?deptcode1=504)

I don't care whose name is on the jersey, $19.99 for a jersey is a damn steal. 

I'll sell you mine for half that and even throw shipping and handling in at no extra charge.

Sold
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: EJ72 on April 06, 2006, 12:35:02 AM
I thought some of you would get a laugh out of this. A guy at one Cowboys board is using it as a signature.

(http://home.satx.rr.com/staubdirectory/TerellOwens%20n%20Bill.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: henchmanUK on April 06, 2006, 06:13:28 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on April 05, 2006, 11:15:20 PM
It's getting burned in effigy at the home opener next year anyway, so...

Mine is getting burned in a South Philly parking lot sometime around Christmas.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Geowhizzer on April 06, 2006, 06:40:36 AM
Quote from: henchmanUK on April 06, 2006, 06:13:28 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on April 05, 2006, 11:15:20 PM
It's getting burned in effigy at the home opener next year anyway, so...

Mine is getting burned in a South Philly parking lot sometime around Christmas.

Can you try to actually get it on TO before setting it alight?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: henchmanUK on April 06, 2006, 06:45:31 AM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on April 06, 2006, 06:40:36 AM
Quote from: henchmanUK on April 06, 2006, 06:13:28 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on April 05, 2006, 11:15:20 PM
It's getting burned in effigy at the home opener next year anyway, so...

Mine is getting burned in a South Philly parking lot sometime around Christmas.

Can you try to actually get it on TO before setting it alight?

I hope we do to him what we did to Michael Irvin. I really do hope the game is on Christmas Day. If so, I am definitely coming over.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 14, 2006, 11:37:39 AM
QuoteCowboys | Team wants to see more of Owens at offseason program
Thu, 13 Apr 2006 20:12:40 -0700

Clarence E. Hill Jr., of the Star-Telegram, reports several sources have noted that Dallas Cowboys WR Terrell Owens has not been a regular participant in Cowboys head coach Bill Parcells' offseason program. His initial absences were understood because of a prior commitment, but Owens in the past has preferred to work with his own trainer. His publicist, Kim Etheredge, said, "He is here when he is required to be here just like every other player on the team" and added that Parcells has expressed no concern about Owens' regimen. Parcells' feelings on the subject are clear. The "voluntary" program requires players to work out four times a week and get in 40 workouts during the offseason. "To (Parcells), it's about chemistry," a source said. "He wants you here."
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on April 14, 2006, 11:57:18 AM
PFT.com's take:

Quote
POSTED 11:52 a.m. EDT, April 14, 2006

T.O. NOT WORKING OUT WITH NEW TEAM
[/size]

According to the Ft. Worth Star-Telegram, new Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens isn't a regular participant in the Dallas Cowboys' offseason workout program.

Owens' publicist says, "He is here when he is required to be here just like every other player on the team."

That's fine.  But as a result of a series of public statements over the past five years from head coaches suggesting that players are expected to participate, none of which ever were challenged by the NFLPA, it has become generally accepted in league circles that players will participate in "voluntary" workouts.  Because the new CBA doesn't beef up any of the rules regarding voluntary offseason workouts, 2006 is no different than any prior years.

And Cowboys coach Bill Parcells is no different than his 31 colleagues regarding the mandatory nature of voluntary work.  "To [Parcells], it's about chemistry," a source told the Star-Telegram.  "He wants you here."

In our view, the Cowboys have no one to blame but themselves.  They knew they were acquiring a guy who does what he wants, when he wants, how he wants.  Still, they did nothing to protect themselves.

Instead of creating financial incentives for Owens to participate in voluntary sessions (via, for example, a hefty workout bonus in each year of the deal), the Cowboys gave T.O. $5 million to sign and a $5 million salary for 2006, at a time when the 'Boys really weren't competing with anyone else for his services.

Regardless of whether Owens is wearing a Cowboys uniform come September, his failure to participate in the offseason program increases the likelihood, in our view, that the Tuna will perform multiple verbal colonoscopies on Owens once they get together on the field.  Parcells is the boss in Big D, and Parcells will do everything in his power to get Owens to concede that fact.

Really, Parcells has no choice.  The other 52 guys will be watching this one, carefully.  If the Tuna can't tame T.O., he'll risk losing the rest of the team.

That's why we still think there's a better-than-20-percent chance that, come September, one of these two men will be gone.

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on April 14, 2006, 12:04:54 PM
i still cant get over "owens publicist" speaking out on issues like this for him

that aside tho isnt a publicit supposed to make you look good
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Eagles 3x on April 14, 2006, 12:51:04 PM
QuoteRegardless of whether Owens is wearing a Cowboys uniform come September, his failure to participate in the offseason program increases the likelihood, in our view, that the Tuna will perform multiple verbal colonoscopies on Owens once they get together on the field.  Parcells is the boss in Big D, and Parcells will do everything in his power to get Owens to concede that fact.
I can't understand why people think Parcells will try to "tame" TO. I think he will do the same as he did in New York with LT. As long as they are winning games, Parcells will take a don't ask, don't tell attitude with TO. If Parcells thinks TO is his ticket to one more SB for the great Parcells, he will be deaf, dumb and blind to anything TO does.  Then he will retire and slurp up all the ESPN "greatest coach that ever lived lived BS while Jerrah is left with a team in shambles.
QuoteThe other 52 guys will be watching this one, carefully.  If the Tuna can't tame T.O., he'll risk losing the rest of the team.

That's why we still think there's a better-than-20-percent chance that, come September, one of these two men will be gone.
20% my azz. It's 100% Parcells is gone. He either wins the SB, the team is in shambles and he retires or the team is in shambles and he retires.
The Eagles mission, should they choose to accept it, is to win the SB and let Parcells leave Jerrah with a "how do I get out of this mess" problem.
I am looking forward to sometime in late Feb. when Jerrah is holding the PC announcing Parcells retirement with the "I'm farged" look on his face.
God, it will be a beautiful thing! I can't wait. Life is good!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 14, 2006, 02:22:54 PM
This is where it starts with TO, first he doesn't show up to voluntary workouts. Its speculated Parcells is upset about it, then he feels insulted. This reminds me a little of when he first signed here and the issue with the tights.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: GoRahGeorge on April 14, 2006, 02:24:21 PM
If I see the disgusting Son of an Indicted Politician come into the Linc in that Koresh-awful silver and white with the blue star, I will personally throw D-cell batteries at him.

Preferably Energizer brand, those are crappy batteries anyway.

They don't last three days in a boom box.

Erin Go Rah!

With D cells!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Diomedes on April 14, 2006, 02:34:02 PM
Wait, who's old man is an indicted politician?  And what does all this have to do with T.O.?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on April 14, 2006, 02:36:31 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 14, 2006, 02:34:02 PM
Wait, who's old man is an indicted politician?  And what does all this have to do with T.O.?

Don't feed the monkeys, please.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Diomedes on April 14, 2006, 02:40:50 PM
I'll do what I want, thread cop.  I'm not even off topic.  Jesus farg, this board is getting petty.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on April 14, 2006, 02:46:06 PM
Was actually refering to GoRah making stupid comments. In this instance he is using "Son of an Indicted Politician" as a slur, similar to how someone might say, "Son of a Bitch".

My comment about not "feeding the monkeys" is in hopes that if he is ignored, he might go away.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on April 14, 2006, 04:12:16 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 14, 2006, 12:04:54 PM
i still cant get over "owens publicist" speaking out on issues like this for him

that aside tho isnt a publicit supposed to make you look good

His publicist is the biggest bitch on the planet.  She got into it with one of my station's photogs at the ATL airport the week the Eagles suspended TO.  When he got into town... we were the 1st ones there and our guy's shooting TO like he's supposed to.  Then she comes from almost across the entire airport and starts screaming at him.  She ends up pushing the camera pretty hard which made the eyehole jam into the photog's eye and making this whole scene.

For a second, the photog was thinking about pressing charges, but we did a pretty good job of making him feel like a Hoyda for getting punked out by a lady so he backed off.  That chick is crazy though.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on April 14, 2006, 04:32:38 PM
its not a good thing when your publicist is doubling as your bodyguard
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MURP on April 14, 2006, 09:57:38 PM
I havnt felt so happy to hate the Cowturds in quite a while.   ahh yes. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on April 20, 2006, 05:14:15 PM
Cowboys brass, Owens reach workout agreement


01:55 PM CDT on Thursday, April 20, 2006


By JEAN-JACQUES TAYLOR / The Dallas Morning News
IRVING – Owner Jerry Jones said receiver Terrell Owens and coach Bill Parcells have reached an agreement regarding his off-season workouts.
Jones declined to divulge the details of the agreement.

This is not an unprecedented move. In Larry Allen's final two off-seasons with the Cowboys, he did his own weight-lifting program that was built around bench presses instead of the clean and jerks that Parcells prefers, but did the same cardiovascular workouts as his teammates.

Although off-season workouts are voluntary, Parcells emphasizes them. Players must complete 40 workouts in a 10-week period that began in March.

Owens attendance in the club's off-season workouts has been sporadic, although there has never been an issue regarding his conditioning or work ethic. Still, Parcells wants the players to participate in the program so he can monitor their conditioning and the players can bond with their teammates.

"Bill and T.O. have worked that out and they're on the same page," Jones said. "It's not an issue. All I can and should say is that everyone is comfortable with the way it's working."
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 22, 2006, 12:05:27 AM
I saw a quick blurb about it earlier.  My take is that when the owner is the one commenting about it and not Parcells, then things may not be all too peachy.  They very well may have reached an "agreement" but considering that Parcells still hasn't commented publicly about Owens signing (to my knowledge) I'm gonna guess that he's not too thrilled about it and this so called agreement was brokered by Jerrah.   
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on April 22, 2006, 09:06:49 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 20, 2006, 05:14:15 PM
Cowboys brass, Owens reach workout agreement


01:55 PM CDT on Thursday, April 20, 2006


By JEAN-JACQUES TAYLOR / The Dallas Morning News
IRVING – Owner Jerry Jones said receiver Terrell Owens and coach Bill Parcells have reached an agreement regarding his off-season workouts.
Jones declined to divulge the details of the agreement.

This is not an unprecedented move. In Larry Allen's final two off-seasons with the Cowboys, he did his own weight-lifting program that was built around bench presses instead of the clean and jerks that Parcells prefers, but did the same cardiovascular workouts as his teammates.

Although off-season workouts are voluntary, Parcells emphasizes them. Players must complete 40 workouts in a 10-week period that began in March.

Owens attendance in the club's off-season workouts has been sporadic, although there has never been an issue regarding his conditioning or work ethic. Still, Parcells wants the players to participate in the program so he can monitor their conditioning and the players can bond with their teammates.

"Bill and T.O. have worked that out and they're on the same page," Jones said. "It's not an issue. All I can and should say is that everyone is comfortable with the way it's working."

INteresting....no one has STILL heard a peep out of Bill himself.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 06, 2006, 10:22:42 AM
tick...tick...tick...tick.... (http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5578618)

If you get a chance, watch the video. Looks and sounds to me like Jones bullied him into this decision. Parcells was obviously against this move and is obviously trying to make the best out of the situation. Won't be long.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on May 06, 2006, 11:47:13 AM
QuoteAs for all the off-field incidents that have dogged Owens, speeding his departure from San Francisco and Philadelphia, Parcells said: "I think this thing has taken on a life of its own with him. ... I don't really know whether that's true or not. My best guess is it really is a little exaggerated."

:-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: bobbyinlondon on May 06, 2006, 01:59:17 PM
I think the real problem will come when Owens' book is released in July. Jones will love the inevitable media circus that will follow--after all, all eyes will be on the Cowboys, since they haven't won a playoff game in about 10 years--but I don' think Parcells will like it from a footballing standpoint. I don't Parcells simply because he was the Giants' coach and now the Boys' coach--but I can't believe he would condone a player tearing another team down in print--especially a division rival.

This book could energize the Eagles. However, Reid needs to emphasize to McNabb not to let anyting that's said or published get to him--he needs to rise above it and play the kind of ball we all know he can.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: shorebird on May 06, 2006, 06:24:53 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 06, 2006, 11:47:13 AM
QuoteAs for all the off-field incidents that have dogged Owens, speeding his departure from San Francisco and Philadelphia, Parcells said: "I think this thing has taken on a life of its own with him. ... I don't really know whether that's true or not. My best guess is it really is a little exaggerated."

:-D :-D :-D

A little exaggerated, eh? You pompass ass, just wait, you'll find out for real. Don't know if any of it is true or not?? What farging planet has that porker lived on for the last five years??

I can't wait to see this shtein blow up in Parcells face. The best thing that could happen in my mind is TO ripping the Cowboys and Parcells retiring before the season is over.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 02, 2006, 05:49:31 PM
From a Cowboys MB:

QuoteJust listening to the Steven A Smith on 1050-ESPN in New york and he said that TO has been walking by his new teammates and not aknowledging them when they speak to him.

I don't know how he knows this, nor did he offer up anyones names (pretty irresponsible, if you ask me) but I hope he's way off base with this one. Maybe we'll get some clarity from an actual Cowboy scribe. Mick, JJT?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Geowhizzer on June 02, 2006, 05:56:10 PM
TO + Bill Parcells + Jerry Jones = (http://anitaroddick.com/images/nuclear_explosion_ar.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 02, 2006, 05:58:36 PM
(http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/apphoto/5cc0f80b-d91c-44ee-9ad8-a2419c051711.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on June 02, 2006, 06:16:42 PM
shocking news
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 02, 2006, 07:53:15 PM
T.O. luvs him sum tights
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Geowhizzer on June 02, 2006, 08:47:17 PM
Someone tell him to put some shorts on.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Father Demon on June 05, 2006, 06:02:35 PM
The question of which Owens that Dallas is getting can be answered by Owens himself – it's likely both Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Even Owens seemed to admit as much Friday, saying at one point that he felt "humbled" by last season and was going to try and be "a better teammate," but then also asserting that "I am who I am and I can't change that, and I can't allow people to change who I am. I've been successful on the football field being who I am. So I don't care." (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=cr-cowboys060506&prov=yhoo&type=lgns)

I have to admit -- as much as I have tried to consider this ass-clown dead, I'm still drawn to what happens to him.  Mostly, because I want him to twist an ankle while catching a pass, dropping the ball, and then impaling himself on it bleeding to death.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: reese125 on June 05, 2006, 06:05:33 PM
he needs to get hit in the face with a frying pan and knock that corny ass grin off his face when he talks about himself--it just shows that not a lesson was a learned
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on June 05, 2006, 06:27:32 PM
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f98/SD_Eagle5/TOtanic.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: shorebird on June 05, 2006, 08:35:29 PM
 :-D :-D :-D :-D   :yay
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Rome on June 05, 2006, 09:58:08 PM
Quote from: reese125 on June 05, 2006, 06:05:33 PM
he needs to get hit in the face with a frying pan and knock that corny ass grin off his face when he talks about himself--it just shows that not a lesson was a learned

(http://images.sportsnetwork.com/football/nfl/allsport/eagles/dawkins_brian4.jpg)  =  (http://www.simply-natural.biz/media/Jap-Trad-Frying-Pan_big.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Geowhizzer on June 05, 2006, 10:03:16 PM
 :yay
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on June 05, 2006, 10:05:13 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on June 05, 2006, 09:58:08 PM
Quote from: reese125 on June 05, 2006, 06:05:33 PM
he needs to get hit in the face with a frying pan and knock that corny ass grin off his face when he talks about himself--it just shows that not a lesson was a learned

(http://images.sportsnetwork.com/football/nfl/allsport/eagles/dawkins_brian4.jpg)  =  (http://www.simply-natural.biz/media/Jap-Trad-Frying-Pan_big.jpg)

my thoughts exactly. can't farging wait!!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on June 06, 2006, 05:11:41 PM
OWENS GOING OVERBOARD

Word out of Big D is that receiver Terrell Owens is, in the assessment of some of his teammates, going overboard with the "Let's show the coach I'm not an icehole" routine.

Owens' efforts are "almost embarrassing" remarked one league insider familiar with the receiver's behavior at a recent minicamp.

In our view, no amount of butt kissing by Owens will prompt coach Bill Parcells to go any easier on the mercurial wideout once training camp opens.  Parcells will try to press T.O.'s buttons repeatedly -- and if/when Owens shows any frustration, Parcells will push even harder.

The goal, in our assessment, will be to ensure that Owens snaps, if at all, in July or August -- not in November or December.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Father Demon on June 06, 2006, 05:16:03 PM
I hope he snaps...     his neck.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Phanatic on June 06, 2006, 05:32:13 PM
Anyone care to bet on whether TO makes it out of training camp?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: reese125 on June 06, 2006, 06:30:47 PM
Id rather jam toothpicks underneath my toenails
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Wingspan on June 06, 2006, 08:02:01 PM
i'd rather jam toothpicks underneath reese125's toenails too
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: EJ72 on June 06, 2006, 11:39:52 PM
I thought someone here might get a kick out of this...

(http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/9312/todream9ww.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on June 06, 2006, 11:47:22 PM
i never thought i would be able to look at a picture of another player and roy williams and significantly hate the other player more. but i do.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: reese125 on June 07, 2006, 12:01:18 AM
i'd rather jam toothpicks underneath reese125's toenails too

bring it
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: rjs246 on June 07, 2006, 11:50:38 AM
TO is going to have a monster year this year. Book it.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Diomedes on June 07, 2006, 12:05:39 PM
Of course he will.  Possibly his best ever.  He's got a point to prove, so he'll be on good behavior.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MadMarchHare on June 07, 2006, 12:21:00 PM
TO's year will be in direct proportion to the quality of the OL.  Bledsoe can't create anything without a pocket.  If the OL blocks well, he'll be in the 1200-1500 yd range.  If not.......
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MURP on June 07, 2006, 12:23:34 PM
way to go out on a limb there.... considering Owens has averaged 1293 yards and 13 TD's over the previous 5 years (not even counting the pace he was on last year before being sat down)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on June 07, 2006, 12:32:42 PM
i bet steve smith chad johnson marvin harrison and torry holt also have big years
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MadMarchHare on June 07, 2006, 12:37:28 PM
I got a lot of young trees in my yard...
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 07, 2006, 12:39:29 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 07, 2006, 12:32:42 PM
i bet steve smith chad johnson marvin harrison and torry holt also have big years

Yeah, right.  Next you'll tell me that Peyton Manning will throw for over 3000 yards easily but choke in the playoffs.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on June 07, 2006, 05:28:15 PM
I'll bet any of you guys that the Steelers will be wearing black helmets this year.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on June 07, 2006, 05:29:00 PM
Quote from: MDS on June 06, 2006, 11:47:22 PM
i never thought i would be able to look at a picture of another player and roy williams and significantly hate the other player more. but i do.

Truth.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 08, 2006, 02:29:31 AM
Quote from: EJ72 on June 06, 2006, 11:39:52 PM
I thought someone here might get a kick out of this...

(http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/9312/todream9ww.jpg)

:-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on June 09, 2006, 08:54:47 AM
QuoteNFL | Owens 8 hours late for his youth camp
From Inquirer Wire Services

Terrell Owens showed up eight hours late for his own football camp on Wednesday, the Dallas Morning News reported.

The new Dallas Cowboys receiver kept 90 players at the Terrell Owens Youth Football Camp waiting until 5 p.m. before he arrived.

The former Eagle threw passes to the campers and asked whether they had ever seen a better quarterback.

"Donovan McNabb," said one camper, giggling.


I also saw last night how there was a kid in the camp wearing an Eagles hat.....TO was like, "Where's the kid with the Eagles hat?" The kid raised his hand and TO took off the Eagles hat and put on a "TO" hat.  ::)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on June 09, 2006, 09:02:30 AM
Being late to events and wearing a Miami Heat jersey to a Mavs home game... TO's off to a wonderful start in Big D.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: reese125 on June 09, 2006, 09:29:25 AM
yeah, but he wore a Mavericks hat, so he really is a good guy after all....
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Beermonkey on June 09, 2006, 10:05:15 AM
Quote from: EJ72 on June 06, 2006, 11:39:52 PM
I thought someone here might get a kick out of this...


A year ago we wouldn't have, now it's funny.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on June 09, 2006, 10:45:40 AM
(http://images.sportsline.com/u/photos/basketball/nba/img9487982.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: rjs246 on June 09, 2006, 10:48:22 AM
That face needs a good smashing.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on June 09, 2006, 10:51:16 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on June 09, 2006, 10:48:22 AM
That face needs a good cannonball smashing through it.

Fixed...
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on June 09, 2006, 01:21:52 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on June 09, 2006, 08:54:47 AMI also saw last night how there was a kid in the camp wearing an Eagles hat.....TO was like, "Where's the kid with the Eagles hat?" The kid raised his hand and TO took off the Eagles hat and put on a "TO" hat.  ::)

I know you roll your eyes at everything, but theres nothing wrong with that. Seems like some good natured joking around. Yea he's a total funhole, but theres nothing wrong with that right there. Showing up 8 hours late to your own youth camp, well, what a shock.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Eagles 3x on June 09, 2006, 04:30:39 PM
QuoteThe former Eagle threw passes to the campers and asked whether they had ever seen a better quarterback.

"Donovan McNabb," said one camper, giggling.

I like this camper.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on June 09, 2006, 04:51:56 PM
Quote from: Eagles 3x on June 09, 2006, 04:30:39 PM
QuoteThe former Eagle threw passes to the campers and asked whether they had ever seen a better quarterback.

"Donovan McNabb," said one camper, giggling.

I like this camper.

I do too. I'm surprised ESPN hasn't called this a backhanded slap to Bledsoe.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 09, 2006, 10:09:24 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on June 07, 2006, 05:28:15 PM
I'll bet any of you guys that the Steelers will be wearing black helmets this year.

Racist!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 10, 2006, 02:52:36 PM
From the Cowboys MB (http://dallascowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=56804)

Apparently one of their board members went to TO's camp. And the guy writing this is from Killeen, my old stomping grounds. drunkmasterflex is down there now, perhaps we should have him go beat this guys ass and throw a battery at his head.

QuoteDude, that was some good stuff. I'll repost Tanin's firsthand account:

"When T.O. was running the drill with us, he spotted a kid with a Philly Eagle hat and with an irritated look on his face said-"Man, why you wearin' that out here?!" he then yanked the hat off his head and crumpled it up, throwing it on the field. But he did give the kid a new hat, the T.O. camp hat. After he was finished with us and wanted to move on into the little kid group, he kicked the eagle hat and said-"Kick that hat off the field!" I have to say it was pretty funny when he did that."

Good stuff. Something else I saw that the articles I read didn't mention: When TO was throwing passes to the younger kids, the kid he chastised by saying "I bet if that was a pizza you would have caught it!" was a pudgy kid who was in tears after Owens said that to him. Right after the comment Rosenhaus, fanny kisser that he is, said "Ha Ha! Good one, buddy!" What a dink.

TO making fun of a fat kid and Rosenhaus kissing his ass afterwards?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 10, 2006, 03:03:18 PM
And the Dallas media said he playfully chided a youngster. :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on June 10, 2006, 03:03:54 PM
QuoteWhen TO was throwing passes to the younger kids, the kid he chastised by saying "I bet if that was a pizza you would have caught it!" was a pudgy kid who was in tears after Owens said that to him. Right after the comment Rosenhaus, fanny kisser that he is, said "Ha Ha! Good one, buddy!"

If someone were to ask me why I hate both Owens and Rosenhaus the way that I do, I would show them this little clip. The nerve of the fargers is simply baffling.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on June 10, 2006, 04:50:37 PM
What a farging icehole.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on June 14, 2006, 10:17:20 PM
Kinda weak... but, what the hell...

Terrell Owens' Exciting Morning (http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=2693&SectionID=2&LayoutType=1)

QuoteIt's a bright, early morning at Dallas Cowboys' mini-camp. The players are going through stretches and most of the coaches are setting up drills. Bill Parcels is approached by a U.P.S. delivery man about a large package for one of his players back at the locker room. He was informed that it was for Terrell Owens. Ordinarily, in a situation like this, he would tell the player about the package after morning practice, but this was T.O. He knows he must pick his battles. Bill tells Owens about the package and Terrell leaves for the locker room. Bill wipes the sweat from his brow, eats six hamburgers, gives his stuffed Terrell Owens plush doll a big, huge hug, and enjoys the comfort of a dodged bullet.

Owens arrives at the locker room to find a gigantic, cardboard box. A large note is hanging on the front of it. Owens reaches and tears it from the box. As he unfolds it, his imagination goes apeshtein. He holds the paper to his face. It reads...

Dear Terrell,

How the hell have you been old buddy? I was playing as you on Madden the other day, and holy farging hell, you are unreal. You treat triple coverage like a three-dollar whore. I got like 14 Madden Cards because of you! Anyways, I've been thinking a whole lot about you, champ, and I want to put our differences behind us. As a token of my appreciation for our friendship, I decided to grant you with a gift as an offering of peace. Terrell, my brother, you are the bomb.

That is why I knew that I had to see you ride a vehicle that matches your ferocity. An All-Pro, like yourself, doesn't need 4 wheels to drive and get around. You are better than everyone else... you only need 2 wheels to be mobile. Boy, oh boy, I bet you're going to love this surprise! Take a deep breath. Here we go. Inside the box, you will find a brand new Suzuki GSX 1300 R motorcycle. It tops out at 194 miles an hour. I think some dude jumped Niagara Falls on one once. Cool, huh? It is like the Terrell Owens of the motorcycle world. No one can match it. It is only fitting that the two of you should be united.

You are probably noticing that amongst all this awesomeness, something is missing. Did I leave something out of the gift? I have yet to mention a matching helmet, right? That is because helmets are for dork-ass nerd-dick Hoydas. You want people to know that you are Terrell Owens when you go buzzing by them at speeds that peel your face to the back of your head. Nobody else on the highway dresses up like Star Wars characters. Why do have to be rolling as Darth Vader? farg helmets.You are way too cool for them. Now, go ahead and hop on, give it a whirl. I sent your boss Bill 15 bags of pork rinds and a keg of Pabst. He'll forget all about you missing practice this morning. We both know that Jerry Jones won't give a farg. Go for a ride. A warp-speed zoom around the neighborhood on that machine will surely loosen you up for afternoon practice.

I hope that we are cool now. I want to put our differences behind us. Enjoy the bike, Terrell. I heard that Randy Moss can pop wheelies on his and Chad Johnson is able to do multiple tricks from Excitebike with ramps and what not. You're the best!

Your Buddy,
Andy Reid

P.S. Let me know if you need any help finding a good ramp guy.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Tomahawk on June 14, 2006, 10:44:47 PM
A Dallas native, and reprehensibly Cowboy fan, told me that the Dallas media and/or fans are all sorts of upset for TO wearing a Heat jersey to the Mavs game which makes me hold out hope that they will follow the next progressively logical step and throw napalm on him.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 05, 2006, 06:46:00 PM
The book comes out next week. The Philadelphia media already has their hands on it. Comcast and CBS3 had excerpts of it.

TO described the Pittsburgh sideline thing as him trying to be positive towards Donovan on the orders of "an offensive coach" who told him Donovan can get tight and nervous in big games. He said that he was told this prior to the game because it was a "big game".

He also says that Reid called him during the arbitration meetings to see if him and Donovan could work it out. He said they could and then an hour later Reid called back and said he was done. He said that it seemed as if Reid talked to someone who made him choose between Donovan and TO.

And he confirms Donovan's side of things re: the end of the good relationship being that game against the NYG. Except to says he told Donovan he was open in a "friendly way" and he went to talk to him man to man afterwards and Donovan was confrontational. He said Donovan was jealous that he was becoming the favorite son of Philadelphia. he also said Donovan ignored him and Coach Reid's plans and purposely chose to check down to Westbrook.

This is going to be a circus. You know damn well the McNabb haters will jump on this. And you know the same people (Cataldi and co.) will rip Donny even though they had been ripping TO as being a nutjob just because TO's agenda fits his - to rip the QB.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Wingspan on July 05, 2006, 06:55:14 PM
Brett Myers has already sent him a thank you card and a box of chocolates.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 05, 2006, 07:02:35 PM
Holy crap, the excerpts from the book make him sound even MORE like a whiny little bitch ass.


"wahhhhhh, Donovan didn't throw me the ball!"

"Waaaaaaahhhh, Hugh said mean things to me!"

"Wahhhhhh, Donovan wasn't the same Donovan that was my friend!"

Is it possible that my opinion of him has sunk even lower?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on July 05, 2006, 07:10:47 PM
hes not saying anything people dont already know...donovan is bitchmade and TO is one of the horrible human beings on the planet...welcome to 2003

of course phreak is right tho...this will not do a single thing to stop this from being a media circus for the better part of the next two months
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 05, 2006, 07:33:58 PM
My only hope is that it becomes as big of a circus in Cowboys camp as it does here.

This type of situation is tailor made for the Eagles press conferences. Reid will not indulge it and Donovan will be cliche and want to move on.

But how will TO react? And how will Parcells react after getting a ton of questions about it?

Get yo popcorn ready.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: shorebird on July 05, 2006, 07:41:41 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 05, 2006, 06:46:00 PM
The book comes out next week. The Philadelphia media already has their hands on it. Comcast and CBS3 had excerpts of it.

I don't believe any of that crap. It's all from TO's veiwpoint anyway. That book won't be fit for me to wipe my ass on.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 02, 2006, 10:50:19 PM
QuoteMonday afternoon marked the first revelation of a chink in the Terrell Owens' armor.

Following a largely bit of unsuccessful 7-on-7 work, offensive assistant Todd Haley summoned his players over to another side of the field. Owens, however, did not join the group, choosing, apparently, to register his disgust by taking a knee alongside the defensive players.

And after practice, T.O. remains on the field for a looong time, first engaging in an animated conversation with Haley, and then meeting with Parcells to voice some additional opinions. No predictions of a coming disaster here; just
a chink in the armor, that's all.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 03, 2006, 07:29:55 AM
Ah, yes.  This is how it begins.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Rome on August 03, 2006, 08:20:46 AM
I hope and pray that there is a video camera trained on Parcells & Owens when the inevitable shteinstorm finally commences.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on August 03, 2006, 11:04:58 AM
fargin A right. get out your popcorn folks this is going to be good  :yay

maybe bill needs to give TO his Back Yard Drills DVD series so he doesn't make kids cry at his own camp.  fargin icehole.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: rjs246 on August 03, 2006, 11:06:22 AM
I know you guys are all hoping that there will be a huge meltdown this year. But rest assured, it ain't gonna happen. Next year? Sure. Not this year.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on August 03, 2006, 11:09:19 AM
im not saying he will meltdown this year

but for the final time the first year thing is a myth

hes only had one first year in his entire career

you can hardly formulate a theorem on that
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on August 03, 2006, 11:13:10 AM
rjs, so your saying Dallas is going to be good this year and win the division, TO will have a similar year like he had in philly first year?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: rjs246 on August 03, 2006, 11:16:14 AM
Dallas is the favorite to win the division, no question. Everyone keeps pointing at their offensive line, which sucks no doubt, but to think that their offense won't produce with TO, Glenn, Witten and Jones/Barber is ridiculous. Add that to a young tough defense and they should be favored to win the division.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Dillen on August 03, 2006, 11:19:39 AM
I think they're overrated as of now but still will be pretty good. As soon as they signed TO everyone thought they're Superbowl contenders now. Let's see Bledsoe not get sacked over 3 times a game, then I might agree.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on August 03, 2006, 11:24:55 AM
the skins are better than dallas....and the eagles are on par with them...dallas doesnt scare me....that being said they def could win the division
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 03, 2006, 11:25:39 AM
IGY is just trying to look at this in any way that makes it more likely the skins will win the East.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MURP on August 03, 2006, 11:27:39 AM
I already made a deal with satan, TO is going down. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on August 03, 2006, 11:29:58 AM
hopefully that fat little kid who he made fun of will fall into the clutches of the trench coat mafia and obtain an UZI and finish him off as well as rosenhaus
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Beermonkey on August 03, 2006, 11:33:03 AM
T.O., Bledsoe struggling to find rhythm
(http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/printstory.mpl/ap/football/4090647)

I hope the Dallas fans will enjoy the microscopic level of attention T.O. brings with him.

QuoteAfter the deep ball that didn't come close in a drill without defenders, the pass that was underthrown in double coverage and the one that went high, wide and out of bounds, Drew Bledsoe must have sensed frustration rising in Terrell Owens.
 
So the quarterback made a pre-emptive strike Wednesday morning. Soon after they went to the sideline, Bledsoe went looking for Owens, walking about 50 yards merely to give him an encouraging pat on the rear.

Such an exchange between most quarterbacks and receivers would hardly be noticed, especially during the seventh practice of training camp. However, everything that happens between this receiver and his quarterback is newsworthy.

So, T.O., is everything OK between y'all?

"Every day is a day of improvement," Owens said following the practice and a chat with coach Bill Parcells, which included technical talk about hand placement on a specific type of catch.

"If we take a step back, we go back to the drawing board and we try to correct our mistakes and build on those the next day. Every day is critical, but it's no reason to panic right now."

The early session Wednesday in Oxnard, Calif., was the second straight in which Bledsoe and Owens were out of whack.

"We're getting there," Owens said. "We're not there yet, but as I said from Day 1, this is what training camp and practice is all about. We're not going to get it done in one day, a week. The season is yet to get here. Once the season starts, I feel we'll be ready."

Owens' attitude is a good sign for the Cowboys. They've invested $10 million this season alone in Owens being on his best behavior and so far he's showed no signs of the problems that prompted San Francisco and Philadelphia to give up on him regardless of his All-Pro ability.

Owens is the only newcomer among Dallas' top four receiving threats. Bledsoe already is comfortable throwing to Terry Glenn, Jason Witten and Patrick Crayton, so part of the problem with Owens right now could be the normal feeling-out process all quarterbacks and receivers must go through.

"That's what those drills are for, No. 1 to get our timing down and obviously for me to get some balls in my hands so I can get familiar with his touch," Owens said.

Parcells wouldn't elaborate on his talk with Owens, but the receiver called it "a good conversation."

"At this point, we're just trying to take it day-by-day, camp practice-by-camp practice," Owens said. "It's been fun so far."

Owens said they discussed "a little bit of everything," from football to diets.

"He's eating healthy these days," Owens said. "He's slimmed down. ... I kind of complimented him on his good shape coming into camp."

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on August 03, 2006, 11:35:37 AM
i can't wait for him to be touched by a suplex angel
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: reese125 on August 03, 2006, 12:09:22 PM
I dont know where all the issues are the critics are talking about with this line. Everything is based on last years results. Yes, Bledsoe absorbed a NFC high 49 sacks last year. that was also without Flozell Adams their 2 time Pro-Bowler. Hes 100% healthy. Its not like Kosier, who replaces Larry Allen is a rookie. Hes a 4year vet. Rivera and now Fabini are on the right side. The only real problem they have from what I see is the center spot.

when Glenn was getting double teamed last year--and still producing--, Bledsoe was forced to look other ways in the pocket, creating much more time for defenses to zone in on Bledsoe and his immobile ass for sacks. TO changes that big time

As I much as I hate Dallas and any NFC team, I think Bledsoe has the overwhelming better ability to hit recievers on the fly in stride. TO will have so many more oppotunities for YAC's than with Donovan.

I agree with RJS, as the the Boys are the favorites, not because of Owens alone--but the defense is tight as well. It sucks, but sadly its true.



Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on August 03, 2006, 12:23:11 PM
IGY is just trying to look at this in any way that makes it more likely the skins will win the East.

ive alrady predicted they will win the east....so i dont really need to make up reasons for it to be more likely

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Tomahawk on August 03, 2006, 04:48:04 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 02, 2006, 10:50:19 PM
QuoteMonday afternoon marked the first revelation of a chink in the Terrell Owens' armor.

Following a largely bit of unsuccessful 7-on-7 work, offensive assistant Todd Haley summoned his players over to another side of the field. Owens, however, did not join the group, choosing, apparently, to register his disgust by taking a knee alongside the defensive players.

And after practice, T.O. remains on the field for a looong time, first engaging in an animated conversation with Haley, and then meeting with Parcells to voice some additional opinions. No predictions of a coming disaster here; just
a chink in the armor, that's all.

Link? I only ask so I can e-mail the article to some cowboy loving douchebags I know.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 03, 2006, 04:58:38 PM
It was in one of the DMN writers blogs...see if I can dig it up later on.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 03, 2006, 08:33:27 PM
Cowboys | Owens misses afternoon practice Thursday
Thu, 3 Aug 2006 17:25:14 -0700

Matt Mosley, of the Dallas Morning News, reports Dallas Cowboys WR Terrell Owens (hamstring) missed the afternoon practice Thursday, Aug. 3, with what appeared to be a hamstring injury. Owens was on an exercise bike instead.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 03, 2006, 08:44:16 PM
Cowboys MB fan report (http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59438)

QuoteNow for the TO outburst at yesterdays Practice

First at tues practice you could see BP jawing at TO as he was walking to the sidelines,TO turned and ran back on the field.

Now for the weds morning practice: TO runs a fly pattern and has Henry by a

step and Bledsoe underthrows him and Henry knocks it down. So T.O. comes to the sidelines and throws his hands up,not the firt time I seen him do this.

So T.O. goes back out 2 plays later and runs a great pattern and looses Henry and Bledsoe dumps it off. So OWENS COMES TO THE SIDELINES AND RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND THROWS IT 20 YDS, after a alone tantrum, Bledsoe pats him on the rear and T.O. starts talking to JJ.

So far Bledsoe has undertrown him on a couple of occassions and he has not looked happy in his body motions. Stay TUNED
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Diomedes on August 03, 2006, 08:50:28 PM
Reports of this kind of behavior are too good to be true.  They're like news that Bush killed himself on a jetski or something.   I'm not buying into it too much yet.  I hope he destroys that team and his career asap, but if this is it, there's a ways to go...
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 03, 2006, 08:53:54 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 03, 2006, 04:48:04 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 02, 2006, 10:50:19 PM
QuoteMonday afternoon marked the first revelation of a chink in the Terrell Owens' armor.

Following a largely bit of unsuccessful 7-on-7 work, offensive assistant Todd Haley summoned his players over to another side of the field. Owens, however, did not join the group, choosing, apparently, to register his disgust by taking a knee alongside the defensive players.

And after practice, T.O. remains on the field for a looong time, first engaging in an animated conversation with Haley, and then meeting with Parcells to voice some additional opinions. No predictions of a coming disaster here; just
a chink in the armor, that's all.

Link? I only ask so I can e-mail the article to some cowboy loving douchebags I know.

It's actually on a pay site...one of the Scout sites. But heres the link to the thread on the Cowboys MB talking about it...

FARG DALLAS! (http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59246)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 03, 2006, 08:53:58 PM
(http://www.peacheykeene.com/300%20time%20bomb.gif)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Beermonkey on August 04, 2006, 12:54:28 PM
(http://espn-att.starwave.com/i/eticket/20060803/skirmish.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 04, 2006, 03:14:54 PM
 :-D :yay
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 04, 2006, 08:31:06 PM
QuoteFormer NFL lineman Kevin Gogan, appearing as a guest on WIP radio in Philadelphia, asked about his former 49ers teammate Terrell Owens: "Add water, he's an instant idiot."
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 04, 2006, 10:04:43 PM
Ha!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Cerevant on August 05, 2006, 09:22:49 PM
PLEASE let it be a tear (http://www.forbes.com/entrepreneurs/feeds/ap/2006/08/05/ap2929556.html)...pleaseohpleaseohplease...
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: bowzer on August 06, 2006, 05:10:24 PM
"The Dallas offense hasn't looked good the first week of training camp, mostly because of problems with the offensive line. Bledsoe also has said he needs to throw to Owens more to get their timing down, adding that he hopes to put in extra work with Owens after practices next week."

Problems with the oline... Bledsoe being 180 years old... TO with a hamstring injury... the pieces are certainly in place. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on August 06, 2006, 07:40:55 PM
TO is going to be interviewed on Dateline in a couple of minutes, it will be a gem I am sure.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 07, 2006, 08:21:30 PM
QuoteT.O. says he'll likely miss preseason opener
Associated Press

OXNARD, Calif. -- Terrell Owens said Monday his nagging hamstring injury likely will keep him out of the Dallas Cowboys' preseason opener Saturday night in Seattle.

Although an MRI taken Saturday showed no damage, Owens isn't taking any chances. He's having his healing-inducing hyperbaric chamber shipped to his training camp hotel room. Two trainers and a doctor from Atlanta are on their way, too.

"It's just a little sore," Owens said. "It's different. I've never really had it before so I don't know. I'm not worried about it; there's just no point right now. If I tried to really open it up, I may hurt it more, so we'll just see. It'll be OK."

Owens sat out a fifth straight practice Monday morning because of soreness that set in Wednesday. After the team left the field, he spent about 45 minutes catching balls from a machine, starting far away and taking a step closer after every one. He did the same drill on his knees, too.

On his way to the locker room, he was asked if he would play against the Seahawks and said, "I doubt it." He said he probably wouldn't practice the rest of this week, either.

T.O.'s status report on himself had to be news to coach Bill Parcells, who said "I don't know" in response to most questions about Owens' health during his daily news briefing.


"I know everything I need to know," he said. "Well, there's nothing more to know. Maybe not knowing exactly is all I'm capable of knowing at this point."

Owens talked to reporters on the field at the same time Parcells was holding his gathering on a nearby tennis court. When Owens finished, fans who'd waited him out began cheering, prompting Parcells to pause and look to see what all the commotion was about so long after the team's workout ended. Once they broke into shouts of "T-O! T-O!" Parcells finished the response he was giving.

Parcells said all his information about his new star receiver's health has come through the trainer.

"I haven't spoken with Terrell about it," Parcells said. "At some point, I will if I have to."

Parcells said that's how he always deals with injuries, even with players he's known for a long time.

Parcells said he didn't know when to expect Owens back. Asked if he had a deadline for T.O. to return to practice in order to use him against Seattle, Parcells said, "I haven't really thought about that, matter of fact, so I don't know."

The Cowboys tolerated Owens missing two practices Thursday and another Friday, then sent him for an MRI on Saturday. Players had Sunday off, so Monday was his first chance to get back on the field.

Instead, he was back on a stationary bicycle. Fellow starting receiver Terry Glenn joined him, although it was only because of blisters on both feet. Parcells said he expects Glenn to return Tuesday.

The Cowboys already were concerned about their depth at receiver, with question marks after third-stringer Patrick Crayton. They gave Freddie Mitchell -- Owens' friend and a former Philadelphia teammate -- a workout Sunday.

Dallas also made a roster move Monday, dropping fourth-string quarterback Jeff Mroz and replacing him with Matt Baker, a rookie from North Carolina who was released last week by Houston. Undrafted rookie linebacker Kai Parham also was released.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Rome on August 07, 2006, 09:53:30 PM
I never thought it possible but I actually feel bad for the Tuna.

:-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on August 07, 2006, 09:55:44 PM
He's going to be the first person to intruduce himself for the hall of fame.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MadMarchHare on August 10, 2006, 08:11:59 AM
TO looking at losing a couple million on the sale of his Moorestown house.

QuoteIT WAS EXACTLY a year ago when Eagles coach Andy Reid jettisoned Terrell Owens from training camp for his inability to behave. TV vans and legions of reporters followed the wide receiver back to his Moorestown, N.J., estate, where later that day an unapologetic T.O. did situps and shot hoops in one of the more absurd episodes in the annals of local sports. With the appearance that evening of his irritating agent, Drew Rosenhaus, the only thing missing from the whole scene was a high-wire act.

But things are awfully quiet these days at 40 Landing Court. Owens is off with the archrival Cowboys, and his house is still up for sale. T.O. has been trying to unload it since Oct. 24, at which point it was explained that it had less to do with his intention to leave Philadelphia than with his desire to downsize. Overlooking the Rancocas Creek on 2.3 acres, the house is a sprawling 7,917 square feet with five bedrooms, 7 ½ baths, a three-car garage and a variety of extras. The place is so immense that previous owner Dawn Cline said it has 10 furnaces.

No buyers have stepped forward so far with an acceptable offer for the place. According to Erica Lacey, of Blue Chip Reality - which had the property until its listing expired July 27 - the house had "a fair amount of showings." She says there have been some offers, but none that have been acceptable to her client. Asked if she was surprised the house has been on the market for so long, Lacey says she had expected a "property of this magnitude... would take some time." Owens has lowered his asking price from $4.399 million to $4.199 million; Lacey could not say if Owens planned to lower the price even more. Lacey says, "That is up to Mr. Owens."

Why no buyer?

Luxury estates are apt to take longer to sell than lower-priced properties, but in the opinion of some knowledgeable realtors in the Moorestown area, the problem is that the house is somewhat overpriced. While Lacey would not comment specifically on this, except to say that the house was appraised for $4 million when he purchased it, the consensus is that Owens overpaid for the property by possibly $1 million when he purchased it for $3.9 million from Dawn Cline and her husband Dennis in May 2004. According to real estate records, the Clines had purchased the property in September 1998 for $1.150 million. But Dawn Cline says the house had been upgraded considerably since then, and that it "showed extremely well" when Owens came to look at it. Cline adds, "The house was worth it."

The story that still circulates in Moorestown real estate circles is that the house was not for sale when Owens was shopping for a place, that he simply saw it, had to have it and pounded on the door with a big pile of cash in order to get it. Dawn Cline says this is not so. In fact, Cline says she and her husband were then considering a move to Palm Beach, Fla., and placed "some feelers" out to Owens. "We knew he was coming into the area and that he was someone who could afford the property," says Cline, who adds that it was "very upsetting" to her when the house she so scrupulously cared for ended up in what she terms disrepair. While Lacey characterizes the house as in "great" condition, other realtors with knowledge of the property say that it is in something less than that, that the interior shows some signs of wear and the exterior is not what it could be. That said, it should be added that the lawn is no longer brown as it had been a year ago, but has been replaced with sod.

Ultimately, it appears Owens could end up taking a loss on the place. According to Tom Mabrey, of Prudential /Fox & Roach in Moorestown, there were 43 properties in Burlington County priced at $1.3 million or higher as of last Friday, 18 of those in Moorestown. He characterizes that inventory as high, and explains that since March "we have seen a back slide in price points." Market conditions were more favorable last October, but even then, Mabrey says, when the Owens estate came up for sale the "experts that I network with considered it well overpriced." Mabrey adds that even with aggressive pricing then it should have been priced at no more than $3 million.

And now?

Mabrey says, "I would say $2.6 million is probably reasonable."


Others echo that.

Alyce Klaus, of Weichert Realtors in Moorestown, weighs in at between "2.5 million and $2.6 million." She says when he saw the initial asking price of $4.399 million, "some of us wondered if there had been some kind of a misprint." She adds that while the property remains what she calls very nice, she agreed that Owens did "grossly pay on the high side" and that the previous owners received "an extraordinarily sweet price." Of the $4.199 million Owens is asking, Klaus says: "Candidly, I would say a price adjustment is in order."

Dee Shields, of Century 21 Alliance in Moorestown, agrees. "Had it been priced properly, it would have sold by now," says Shields, who concurs that Owens overpaid for it. "Today, I would price it at $2.3 million or so."

Could Owens still get the price he is asking? Mabrey says yes, that there is always the perfect buyer who could walk up and pay what he is seeking. (Owens did.) Klaus adds that while the house lacks some of the privacy that high-end buyers tend to look for in that it sits just 75 feet from the street, she adds that it does have a "George Washington slept here quality" in that it is owned by a celebrity. Eagles fans would probably argue with her selection of Revolutionary War comparisons (and opt instead for Benedict Arnold).

"Obviously," says Mabrey, "he is not looking to take a loss here. But the reality of it is, your property is only worth what someone is willing to pay for it."

Exactly how Owens plans to proceed is unclear at this point. According to Klaus, houses priced at $1 million or higher take an average of 118 days to sell. The Owens estate, which can be found online at 40landingcourt.com, has been up for sale close to 300 days. With the inventory high even on his own block in Peachtree Point, the house could sit a while longer. Meanwhile, Owens remains on the hook for $36,796 in annual property taxes, plus he can expect to pay - in addition to a brokerage fee - a New Jersey transfer tax and possibly even a nonresident penalty. Conceivably, if the assessments of the other realtors are correct and he has to adjust his price downward, Owens could indeed take a beating on the Moorestown property. Mabrey says, "Sometimes you just have to cut your losses."

With Owens now in Dallas, blissful serenity has been restored to the neighborhood. No news helicopters are soaring overhead as they did a year ago, the street is not packed with reporters, and T.O. and Rosenhaus are not standing in the driveway deflecting questions. Word is that the whole scene irritated the neighbors, one of whom is still somewhat peeved at the departed superstar. While he did not give his name, he did give his opinion when asked of Owens. Irritably, he said: "I just hope he sells it and gets the hell out of here."

HA!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: rjs246 on August 10, 2006, 08:16:23 AM
What's great about that article is that it now basically guarantees that no one (local) will buy it until the price is reduced significantly. Knowledge is king.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 11, 2006, 01:14:22 AM
TO making light of the fact he has to ride a bike during practice...

(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/football/nfl/specials/preview/2006/08/10/bc.fbn.cowboys.tohamstr.ap/T1_TObike_AP.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 14, 2006, 08:39:27 PM
From the Dallas Morning News blog;

QuoteIf you watched or listened to Bill Parcells news conference earlier today, you heard him make his most forceful comments regarding T.O.'s left hamstring injury to date: "We need to see something here pretty soon," Parcells said of Owens.
He also repeated a phrase he's used many times over the past four years: "If they don't practice, they're not playing. Like everyone else."
Parcells isn't ready to panic, but I think his patience is wearing thin. Jerry Jones made a statement Saturday that it would be good for Owens to learn how to practice at 75 to 80 percent. He said he didn't mean that as a criticism, just that Owens is used to going at the same (full) speed all the time and might benefit from holding back a little in practice.

Tick, tock.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on August 14, 2006, 08:52:50 PM
The Dallas fans down here are still stoked about having him, I was talking to a bunch of them down at the Guadalupe this past weekend.  They were actually being really cool to me, they couldn't believe that I had an Eagles tat on my chest.  I tried to warn them about TO, they don't want to hear it.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on August 14, 2006, 10:17:05 PM
We were the same way. Let them think he will act like a decent human being, then when he acts like himself, let us relish in the sheer comedy of it.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: reese125 on August 14, 2006, 10:19:22 PM
according to Rotoworld: An MRI revealed no extensive damage to Patrick Crayton's injured ankle.

Dallas' third receiver may miss up a month, however, and is questionable for Week 1. He has a high ankle sprain


aaahhh, the good ol high ankle sprain. I can see this baby lingering for a while after. one down, 2 more to go
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on August 14, 2006, 10:21:02 PM
Quote from: MDS on August 14, 2006, 10:17:05 PM
We were the same way. Let them think he will act like a decent human being, then when he acts like himself, let us relish in the sheer comedy of it.

That is basically what I told them, He fooled us and he is going to break their hearts too.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 15, 2006, 12:22:31 AM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on August 14, 2006, 10:21:02 PM
Quote from: MDS on August 14, 2006, 10:17:05 PM
We were the same way. Let them think he will act like a decent human being, then when he acts like himself, let us relish in the sheer comedy of it.

That is basically what I told them, He fooled us and he is going to break their hearts too.

Yep.  It'll be the same thing that happened to us except this time it'll be for funner. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 15, 2006, 04:52:32 AM
Cowboys fan on TO:

QuoteMY HOPE = T.O. is 100% honest and sincere about his injury and truly believes he is doing the right thing by erring on the side of caution. He realizes he has everything riding on this season, understands he has some leverage (to miss practices) because he is a superstar and is rightfully afraid to take an unnecessary risk. He practices at 100%, and as an athletic artist he despises playing at 75% because it compromises his work ethic and causes him to lose a bit of his competitive edge. He knows his body better than anyone and will return in a week or so when he is 95-100%, and this missing practice media fixation will diminish while the popcorn's popping.

MY FEAR = T.O. is a passive-aggressive, egotistical guy who gets into power struggles wherever he goes. The more attention this story gets, and the more he senses impatience from BP, the more determined he is to drag his feet in quiet defiance. Yeah, his hammy's bothering him a little, but that's not the whole story here. He actually got a little out of football shape in the offseason due to his layoff, his book, his music and other distractions, and his ego will not permit his return until he gets his full wind back by running the tour de Oxnard. T.O wants to let the tension rise-- he wants people to doubt and criticize him, and to make him the center of attention, so he can "save the day" at the last minute, proving to BP and everyone else that his way is the right way, that his many detractors are wrong about him, and that nobody-- Parcells included-- can tell him what to do.

What do you think? Do you have similar hopes/ fears about T.O?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: reese125 on August 15, 2006, 08:39:11 AM
"T.O wants to let the tension rise-- he wants people to doubt and criticize him, and to make him the center of attention, so he can "save the day" at the last minute, proving to BP and everyone else that his way is the right way, that his many detractors are wrong about him"



This couldnt be more true its sickening
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: bobbyinlondon on August 15, 2006, 10:34:01 PM
http://www.profootballtalk.com


WHISPERS CIRCULATE REGARDING WHETHER TUNA HAS GONE SOFT

As Cowboys coach Bill Parcells apparently tries his damnedest not to create headlines by subjecting receiver Terrell Owens to the same treatment that any other player on one of his teams would experience if they missed 13 straight practices with a hamstring injury that showed up on an MRI as a bruised vagina, Parcells is the target of scuttlebutt in league circles that the Tuna has lost his teeth.

Parcells' strategy, it seems, is to give Owens plenty of room to recover from the hamstring "injury," if for no reason other than to avoid giving 99 percent of the media and all non-Cowboys fans the satisfaction of seeing the T.O. era end even before it begins. 

The consequences?  League insiders can't believe what they're seeing and hearing.

Here's a prime example.  On Monday, Owens said, "It's just a situation where we all have to be patient with one another." 

Said one league source in response:  "That is a f--king joke.  The coach has the final word."

On Tuesday, Owens missed practice again.  And Parcells seems to be sick of talking about it.  "I really don't have much to say," Parcells said. "This subject's getting a little redundant."

It is getting a little redundant, Coach.  And though we freely admit that we're one of the many who'd love to see this thing blow sky high, there are only two men who push the calendar beyond February 2nd -- Owens, and you. 

With each passing day in which Owens gets his way and the head coach doesn't, Parcells' authority within the locker room is undermined, and his stature around the league is diminished.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 16, 2006, 06:48:39 AM
"If any coach can keep him in line, its Parcells. He won't let TO get away with the stuff Reid and Mariucci did. Plus, the leaders on the team will also keep him in line."

::)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 17, 2006, 05:45:12 AM
SI.com; Michael Silver (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/michael_silver/08/17/owens/index.html)

QuoteSI.com has learned that the previous afternoon, during the team's training-camp practice in Oxnard, Calif., Cowboys coach Bill Parcells approached trainer Jim Maurer and pointedly said, "Look, you tell Terrell that tomorrow I want him out here for practice. Tomorrow's the day. I don't care. Tomorrow's the day."

Quote"Before T.O. got back out there, a lot of people were starting to second-guess Bill," one Cowboys player says. "For the first time ever, he'd shown a little weakness, like he might not be totally in control, and like he didn't know how to handle this situation. Because, let's face it, it's been a total spectacle so far."

Don't think that the "Tour de Terrell" stunt Owens pulled last week -- wearing the Discovery Channel pro cycling team's silver and blue jersey and a racing helmet while riding his stationary bike on the sideline during practice -- didn't irk Parcells, who reacted disgustedly. "As soon as he saw T.O. in the jersey, and saw all the TV cameras heading over, Parcells got up and walked to the other end of the field," says the same Cowboys player. "It's like he was saying, 'There's no way you're gonna get a shot of me in the same frame as that crap.'"

QuoteDespite having consistently complained of hamstring pain, the wideout was rumored to have run a 4.48 40-yard dash on Tuesday. An MRI exam on Aug. 5, three days after he said he first injured the hamstring, reportedly came up clear.

Quote"We all just sat and wondered, 'Who's gonna win this battle?'" says the Cowboys player. "As a player, you can't help but get distracted when something like that is going on. The guy comes out last every single practice, has somebody carrying his helmet and is always putting on his uniform at the last minute, and then he's out there riding the bike and drawing attention to himself. Even if he's not trying to be a deterrent -- and he clearly is -- it's obvious that the coach isn't happy.

"The bottom line is, he appeared to be healthy and wasn't practicing. So we'd sit and wonder, Who's gonna win? How's it gonna go down?

Already has his teammates saying he's a distraction. Haha!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: reese125 on August 17, 2006, 11:43:24 AM
that last quote block sounds like internet bull to me. just stirring the pot

what smart player would have the audacity to say that knowing the comotion it would stir if TO finds out, and bring the team down? I highly doubt the player said, "keep my name anonymous please", and the reporter obliged
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: bobbyinlondon on August 18, 2006, 08:40:42 AM
From http://www.mySA.com--the San Antonio paper)--courtesy of http://www.theredzone.com

practice

Web Posted: 08/18/2006 01:27 AM CDT

Tom Orsborn
Express-News Staff Writer

Dallas Cowboys coach Bill Parcells dismissed an SI.com report Thursday that suggested he ordered the team's head trainer to have receiver Terrell Owens ready for practice Wednesday.

 
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"Why would I ever do that?" Parcells said, referring to his alleged conversation with trainer Jim Maurer. "Demanded?"

The story, written by Michael Silver, said Parcells told Maurer on Tuesday, "Look, you tell Terrell that tomorrow I want him out here for practice. Tomorrow's the day. I don't care. Tomorrow's the day."

The story also suggested that the team's other players were starting to wonder whether Parcells had any control over Owens, who missed 14 consecutive practices with a sore left hamstring before he returned to the field Wednesday.

"Before T.O. got back out there, a lot of people were starting to second-guess Bill," Silver quoted one player as saying. "For the first time ever, he'd shown a little weakness, like he might not be totally in control and like he didn't know how to handle the situation. Because, let's face it, it's been a total spectacle so far."

When asked about Silver's story, Parcells questioned whether SI.com was "credible."

According to the story, the Cowboys player said Owens' injury had become a distraction to the rest of the team.

"The guy come out last every single practice, has somebody carrying his helmet and is always putting on his uniform at the last minute, and then he's out there riding the (stationary) bike and drawing attention to himself," the story quoted the player as saying. "Even if he's not trying to be a deterrent – and he clearly is — it's obvious that (Parcells) isn't happy.

"The bottom line is (Owens) appeared to be healthy and wasn't practicing. So we'd sit and wonder, 'Who's gonna win? How's it gonna go down?' "

The Cowboys are scheduled to break camp Sunday in Oxnard, Calif., and fly to Shreveport, La., where they play New Orleans in a nationally televised preseason game on Monday night.

It is not known yet whether Owens will play.

The Cowboys signed Owens in March to a three-year contract that guarantees him $10 million this season. The signing came just days after the Philadelphia Eagles released him.

The Eagles suspended Owens at mid-season last year for conduct detrimental to the team.

The Cowboys open the regular season on Sept. 10 at Jacksonville



Anyone out there still think there won't be some kind of problem in Big D this year--I am indeed "getting my popcorn".
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 18, 2006, 09:22:50 AM
Did anyone catch Parcells' little tirade yesterday?  He's been taking press conference classes from Allen Iverson. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on August 18, 2006, 09:53:03 PM
OooooooooK?!  :sly

(http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/5379/tohandin2tu3.gif)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on August 18, 2006, 11:39:34 PM
Even that doesn't make him happy. There's just no pleasing TO.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: shorebird on August 19, 2006, 02:40:56 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on August 18, 2006, 09:53:03 PM
OooooooooK?!  :sly

(http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/5379/tohandin2tu3.gif)


:-D :-D :-D :-D

Thats a good one, you do that yourself??
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on August 19, 2006, 03:08:50 PM
Nah... found it over on the EMB.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on August 19, 2006, 06:28:57 PM
The only time you'll see Bill's hand down TO's pants is to rip his testicles off. Bill hates queers.

and he hates Japanese people too for that matter.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Rome on August 19, 2006, 07:40:08 PM
QuoteUpdated: Aug. 19, 2006, 4:40 PM ET
T.O. not ready for game action, Parcells saysAssociated Press


OXNARD, Calif. -- Terrell Owens is going to have to practice more before he plays for Bill Parcells.

Parcells said the receiver won't play in the Dallas Cowboys' second preseason game Monday night against the New Orleans Saints. Owens went through his fifth straight practice Saturday since missing 14 in a row because of hamstring problem.


"He's gotten some pretty good work in this week, and I just don't want to start over next week," Parcells said. "Hopefully, he'll get his first real game action next weekend."

Owens didn't talk to reporters after the morning practice, the first of two for the Cowboys on their final full day of workouts at their California camp.

Since returning to practice Wednesday afternoon, Owens has gone through individual and team drills. He has run routes at full speed, making hard cuts without any apparent problems.

After the team's only workout Friday, Owens said he was "a little bit sorer than usual" but was still day-to-day. He wasn't sure if he would play Monday night.

Parcells said the decision to hold Owens out was final.

"Nothing will change my mind," Parcells said. "It's the natural course of events. I don't think you can play pro football practicing four to five days. I think you need more than that."

When asked how much time Owens needed, Parcells said, "I don't know the player that well, but certainly more than what he's had so far."

Dallas has a short turnaround between its next two preseason games. With a day off after playing New Orleans, the Cowboys have only two true days of practices before playing San Francisco at home Saturday night.

Owens first felt a twinge in his hamstring Aug. 2, but an MRI taken three days later was clear. Owens flew in several doctors and trainers, plus a hyperbaric chamber, because he still didn't feel right.

During Cowboys practices, Owens became a regular on the stationary bicycle. One day last week, he wore the uniform of Discovery Channel pro cycling team -- sporting the similar blue and silver colors of the Cowboys -- to poke fun at all the time he was pedaling on the sideline.

Owens remained in California last weekend when the Cowboys played their preseason opener in Seattle. When the team returned to the practice field Monday, Owens started doing more in his rehabilitation and missed only three more sessions before finally donning the pads again and joining his teammates.

"Even with the time that I've had off, just being Lance Armstrong on the bikes over here, I feel like I've still come in and they've put me in situations where I kind of had to push myself a little bit," Owens said Friday. "My conditioning, my wind is not where it needs to be. But it's a 16-week season, so I know my conditioning will be there."


:-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on August 19, 2006, 08:19:50 PM
Hasn't even played a down for them and they're already putting him in positions. Damn them!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on August 20, 2006, 02:24:50 AM
QuoteT.O., TUNA WAR COMING?

A league source tells us that Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens is claiming that he has re-injured his hamstring, and he is blaming it on the fact that he was rushed back to practice before he was ready, and that he got too many reps during practice.

We're told that Owens is now taking the position that he won't be playing or practicing until he concludes that he is at 100 percent, and that he's privately saying that he might not be at 100 percent until the second week of the regular season.

The Cowboys are scheduled to have a one-hour walk through on Sunday morning in preparation for Monday night's game at the Saints.  But since coach Bill Parcells has said that Owens won't play on Monday night due to the 14 practices that he missed due to the hamstring injury, it's unlikely that Owens will be expected to participate.  The Cowboys are off on Tuesday, and resume practice on Wednesday.

Whether Owens is merely blowing smoke remains to be seen.  But if he decides to take a pass on practice until he believes he's back to 100 percent, the stage will be set for all-out war between T.O. and the Tuna.

Hahahaha

I love every second of this. I hope Bill kicks his ass.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: reese125 on August 20, 2006, 09:51:02 PM
God, deja vu is a beautiful thing now

ROSENHAUS TAKES UP FOR T.O.

Want more proof that the situation between Cowboys coach Bill Parcells and receiver Terrell Owens is dangerously close to an implosion?  Look no farther than Sunday's appearance by agent Drew Rosenhaus on ESPN's SportsCenter, in which Rosenhaus gives the media a tongue lashing for putting pressure on Owens to practice while suffering from a "serious injury."

Said Rosenhaus, to Bob Ley:  "I represent approximately eighty players in the NFL, and many of them are injured and most of them don't have injuries that are as serious as Terrell's and they don't get any flak.  I think this is a non-story.  Terrell Owens has a serious injury.  He has a pulled hamstring.  He is coming off of this injury to the best of anyone's ability and I think that the pressure that has been placed on him by the media is just ridiculous.

"Let me just state it again:  He is injured.  He wants to practice.  He wants to play.   Let me remind everybody about what he did at the Super Bowl a few years ago where he came off of an injury that people thought might have been career threatening.  It's ludicrous to suspect that he's doing anything  but working at his hardest to come back.  Terrell loves to practice.  People have criticized him in the past for many things but no one has ever said that he doesn't love to work and love to practice.  He is hurt, and he's still hurt."

By focusing his attention solely on the media, Rosenhaus ignores the fact that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones recently urged Owens to practice at less than 100 percent.  Likewise, it's been no secret that coach Bill Parcells has been frustrated by Owens' failure to practice on a hamstring that showed no damage in an MRI.  Indeed, Mike Silver of Sports Illustrated reported last week that Owens' Wednesday return to practice was the direct result of a direct order from the Tuna to the team's trainer that Owens will be on the field the next day.

Owens then practiced on Wednesday through Saturday morning, before retreating to his stationary bike for the afternoon session.  On Saturday night, we heard that Owens is now claiming that the premature resumption of practice resulted in an aggravation of the injury, that he won't come back until he believes that he is at 100 percent, and that he might miss the first game of the regular season as he heals.

Most telling regarding his agent's comments, in our view, is the fact that Rosenhaus speaks in the present tense.  "Terrell Owens has a serious injury. . . .   He is injured."

Our take?  It's a deliberate effort by Owens, through Rosenhaus, to defuse any further criticism from the media -- or from anyone associated with the team -- when Owens fails to dress out for practice on Wednesday, the team's next scheduled practice session, and beyond.

And it's further proof that a real battle is looming between Owens and Parcells, which still could result (we believe) in Owens' name being omitted from the 53-man roster.  If the Cowboys release him before the start of the regular season, the team would avoid responsibility for $5 million in salary, which otherwise will become fully guaranteed as of September 10.

We also think that the decision of Rosenhaus to stick his nose into the situation will serve only to aggravate Parcells, and could made it easier for the Tuna to persuade Jones that the team should cut its losses by cutting T.O.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on August 20, 2006, 10:00:48 PM
The video of Rosenhaus interview (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/index?&lpos=globalnav&lid=gn_NFL_NFL)

Just click the "ESPN Motion" icon on the right.


You can almost see the slime dripping off of Rosenhaus as he speaks.  The fact that he's doing damage control for T.O. before he takes snap one for the cowboys gives me wood.  :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Father Demon on August 20, 2006, 10:23:58 PM
Quote from: reese125 on August 20, 2006, 09:51:02 PM
ROSENHAUS TAKES UP FOR T.O.

And it's further proof that a real battle is looming between Owens and Parcells, which still could result (we believe) in Owens' name being omitted from the 53-man roster.  If the Cowboys release him before the start of the regular season, the team would avoid responsibility for $5 million in salary, which otherwise will become fully guaranteed as of September 10.

GET T.O!!   I think he will have his lesson if he is released from Dallas.  He'll be som pissed at Dallas from the embarassment, just think of the numbers he'll put up for Philly against them!!!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Rome on August 20, 2006, 10:26:49 PM
The only thing that concerns me about all of this is that he might get himself kicked off the team before October 8th.



Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Catapult on August 21, 2006, 03:20:39 AM
Wow.

This is getting really good.

Remember when the pre-season pundits were putting Dallas as the "NFC East Champions," with some even going out on an even greater limb with the Boys going to the Super Bowl (and a few even had them winning it)?  I wonder how many of them are regretting that now?

This thread should be subtitled "Point and Laugh at the Cowboys."


Catapult
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 21, 2006, 08:17:55 AM
I've got my popcorn ready.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on August 21, 2006, 08:23:31 AM
The only thing that concerns me about all of this is that he might get himself kicked off the team before October 8th.

you want him playing against the eagles?

if possible i want him out of the league yesterday
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on August 21, 2006, 09:16:25 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 21, 2006, 08:23:31 AM
The only thing that concerns me about all of this is that he might get himself kicked off the team before October 8th.

you want him playing against the eagles?

if possible i want him out of the league yesterday

The last two times he played against the Eagles he didn't do shtein, in the game where SF upset us he broke his collarbone. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on August 21, 2006, 09:26:50 AM
The last two times he played against the Eagles he didn't do shtein

so


hes the best player on dallas...again i ask why would you want him in the game against the eagles
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 21, 2006, 09:29:59 AM
This was shaping up to be a zesty Monday. I will now walk around all day with a shtein eating grin on my face.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: reese125 on August 21, 2006, 10:26:17 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 21, 2006, 09:26:50 AM
The last two times he played against the Eagles he didn't do shtein

so


hes the best player on dallas...again i ask why would you want him in the game against the eagles

nobody wants him in the game if you truly want to win. your always looking for the key guy to be injured for any advantage you can get.

Its these rah-rah guys that want him in there just to heckle and tease him all game-- which is plain gay. Id rather have the W
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 21, 2006, 10:28:15 AM
I tend to think its so someone on the D can decapitate him.

Quote from: reese125 on August 21, 2006, 10:26:17 AM
Its these rah-rah guys that want him in there just to heckle and tease him all game-- which is plain gay. Id rather have the W
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: bobbyinlondon on August 21, 2006, 11:18:25 AM
Here's another Dallas-related blurb, this time by Peter King, that could lead to an implosion by the Cowboys:


I think Bledsoe would not take a demotion well. Not at all. In fact, I think he might think of quitting if Bill Parcells names Romo the starter at some point very early in the season.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 21, 2006, 11:31:43 AM
Is there really a chance the Bledsoe gets benched? I was thinking it was all media driven. I didn't watch the last Dallas game where Romo played the entire game. I will watch tonight though, but I read that Bledsoe was the starter somewhere.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MadMarchHare on August 21, 2006, 03:16:44 PM
I believe the speculation was that the coaches believe the line is SO bad, they need a more mobile QB.
But that's all media speculation.  I haven't heard anything credible.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on August 21, 2006, 08:54:28 PM
The bald guy doing the Cowboys/Saints game just said he believes TO has learned his lesson, whatever that may be, because football was taken away from him and he really loves the game. Uh, hasn't TO said multiple times over the years that in fact does not love football?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Dillen on August 21, 2006, 09:05:43 PM
The Saints are so farging frustrating to watch.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mpmcgraw on August 21, 2006, 09:07:20 PM
Hey, at least they drafted Reggie Bush to fill a position they didnt really need help at.  :yay
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Dillen on August 21, 2006, 09:19:32 PM
Mike Karney always falls down as he catches the ball. Except he dropped both and fell anyways.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phattymatty on August 21, 2006, 09:28:32 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 21, 2006, 08:54:28 PM
The bald guy doing the Cowboys/Saints game just said he believes TO has learned his lesson, whatever that may be, because football was taken away from him and he really loves the game. Uh, hasn't TO said multiple times over the years that in fact does not love football?

no, that was actually theisman saying that.  kornheiser was basicaly insinuating he was crazy.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on August 21, 2006, 10:00:10 PM
I'm no good at voice recognition.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 21, 2006, 10:10:16 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on August 21, 2006, 09:28:32 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 21, 2006, 08:54:28 PM
The bald guy doing the Cowboys/Saints game just said he believes TO has learned his lesson, whatever that may be, because football was taken away from him and he really loves the game. Uh, hasn't TO said multiple times over the years that in fact does not love football?

no, that was actually theisman saying that.  kornheiser was basicaly insinuating he was crazy.

Theisman is a douche of elephantine proportions. I am hoping at some point Tony coaxes some kind of outburst from The Leg which ends his career as a broadcaster. I love how Tony has been bashing him all night over Joe's unquenchable man-love for Bledsoe. Ass.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mooby on August 22, 2006, 03:14:32 AM
I would love for Romo to be named the starting qb by week 2, it'd make the skins game a whole lot easier for us.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on August 22, 2006, 08:28:39 AM
Joe's unquenchable man-love for Bledsoe

for real what was that all about last night...it was nauseating
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 22, 2006, 08:36:44 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 22, 2006, 08:28:39 AM
Joe's unquenchable man-love for Bledsoe

for real what was that all about last night...it was nauseating

Don't worry, I'm sure he was thinking about Mike Vick the whole time. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on August 22, 2006, 08:59:39 AM
The saga continues...

Jerrah says the ticking time bomb may have another MRI (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2556965)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on August 22, 2006, 09:01:04 AM
thats only to make the injury look more real so that the media gets off TO as far talking about how he may be milking it so not to have to practice
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on August 22, 2006, 09:06:28 AM
If that's the case, futile attempts by Jerrah... as we all know.  If he ain't practicing... the spotlight is on.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Rome on August 23, 2006, 05:57:00 PM
QuoteUpdated: Aug. 23, 2006, 2:57 PM ET
T.O. says MRI negative, but he's still hurting
Associated Press

IRVING, Texas -- Terrell Owens said he reaggravated his left hamstring injury when he returned to practice last week for the Dallas Cowboys and almost certainly will miss his third straight preseason game.

"It's frustrating, but it's not where I need it to be to play and perform like I need to," Owens said Wednesday. "So at this point, I'm going to be smart about it."

Asked if he could play if this was the regular season, Owens said, "I doubt it, not the way I need to play."

After missing 14 consecutive training camp practices and the preseason opener in Seattle because of the hamstring problem that has bothered him all month, Owens returned for five practices last week. He missed the final full workout in Oxnard, Calif., last weekend and didn't play Monday night against New Orleans in Shreveport, La., after the hamstring tightened up on him.

Owens was back on the field last Wednesday after Cowboys owner Jerry Jones suggested that the receiver needed to learn how to practice at less than 100 percent. His first practice back came only hours after coach Bill Parcells reiterated that Owens needed to be on the field.

"I felt like I was never pressured to get back on the field. I just tried to compromise with some people, just try to be around the team and get back out there," Owens said. "It just flared up again."

Owens first felt a twinge in his hamstring Aug. 2, but an MRI taken three days later was clear. Owens said another MRI taken this week was also negative, with only a little fluid in the hamstring.

"Just because the MRI doesn't show anything, that doesn't mean that I'm not hurting," Owens said.

The Cowboys play their first home preseason game Saturday night against San Francisco, Owens' original team. They play their final preseason game five nights later.

It's possible that Owens might not play in a game for Dallas until the Sept. 10 season opener at Jacksonville. He hasn't played in a game with quarterback Drew Bledsoe, and the Dallas offense is different from the West Coast scheme Owens played in for the 49ers and Philadelphia.

"He is pretty much up on what to do," Parcells said. "He has been very attentive in meetings and trying to learn. There are some adjustments for him to make. Where he is and actually doing it is hard to tell."

:-D

Classic.   :yay
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Cerevant on August 23, 2006, 08:07:31 PM
You know - I was rooting for the tear, but I hadn't realized how much better this would be.  The press is milking this beautifully and setting the stage for a confrontation.  I'm just waiting for Parcells to turn on Jones, because he never wanted "the player" on his team in the first place.   :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: bobbyinlondon on August 27, 2006, 05:44:35 AM
Let's rethink T.O.'s importanceBy Jennifer, Floyd Engel.
Star-Telegram Staff Writer

IRVING - Saying who is and who is not legitimately injured is dangerous business.

One player's sore hammy is another's sorry excuse to skip practice and further gig his old-school coach and send a not-so-subtle reminder of who is actually in control.

What we do not know for sure is which is the case with Mr. Initials?

Oh, I can venture a guess at his motivation. Philly followers can, too, and probably already have after T.O. missed his third straight Cowboys preseason game Saturday.

He did not miss anything too earth-shattering. The Cowboys' defense is still very good. Their offense is not bad, not bad at all. Their big-time kicker remains a no-show. And preseason is still a gigantic waste of time, energy and ticket-buyers' money.

Nothing means anything until the games count in the standings.

This, of course, is the T.O./Deion Sanders joint argument. They believe and have so eloquently stated that preseason and practice are unnecessary evils for the imminently talented.

Go watch the film, Big Bill, was their consensus opinion. Or to use T.O.'s exact phraseology from Wednesday: "If he wants to see something, he has 10 years of film."

Of course, Parcells has plenty of film, a personal relationship and real-life experience from drafting and coaching Terry Glenn. And of Glenn, everybody deemed Saturday's festivities at Texas Stadium worthy of his time and effort.

Glenn played like what he is - a professional.

He had another spectacular diving catch in the end zone for a touchdown. And when he called it a night midway through the second quarter, he had just added a 52-yard catch to his duty roster.

Who again misses who was missing?

Seems to me that Jamaica Rector and Sam Hurd have been filling in nicely. And Glenn looks good to go as a No. 1 receiver.

I can already hear the Mr. Initials apologists, including a certain Cowboys owner: "But Glenn is not injured like T.O." Or, "This is just the preseason."

Garbage games, right?

Then why does this franchise seem prepared to tab Tony Romo as the next Troy Aikman based on what happens in them? And why are vets such as Drew Bledsoe and Larry Allen and Glenn playing?

The easy answer is, unlike T.O., they are not injured.

Real or exaggerated, and who really knows, his hammy has earned him a get-out-of-the-preseason-free card. It also has given the Cowboys a chance to see if they can be all right without him.

So far, so good.

Possibly better, if you throw in the headache factor.

T.O.'s "better teammate" and "better man" pledge did not survive Parcells getting a little cranky about his sore hammy, so I am doubtful about it surviving a two-catch game in Philly. Or when Glenn goes for 125 yards and two touchdowns. Or when Bledsoe misses him wide open in the end zone.

Maybe, he will not implode. Maybe, he really is injured.

My vote is the Cowboys would be better off not waiting around to find out.

But if anybody in this organization, and especially Big Bill, has an inkling that T.O. is not seriously hurt, they would be wise to cut his butt now.

Doing so now costs them only his $5 million signing bonus. And saves them a lot of headaches.

If JJ were to veto this - and he would - at least, suggest to T.O. that such actions are under consideration. I have a feeling that will solve the mystery of just how legit his injury really is.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: bobbyinlondon on August 27, 2006, 05:48:29 AM
And for good measure:



Owens fined for missing team meetings

02:17 AM CDT on Sunday, August 27, 2006

By JEAN-JACQUES TAYLOR / The Dallas Morning News


IRVING – Cracks are starting to become more evident in the relationship between Terrell Owens and the Cowboys.

Now, the Cowboys have to ensure those cracks don't create a fissure that can't be repaired.

Terrell Owens, who has missed 19 of 31 practices since the start of training camp with a strained left hamstring, missed a team meeting and a rehabilitation session and was late to an offensive meeting Friday.

"That's our club business. That's going to be accounted for," owner Jerry Jones said at halftime of Saturday's 17-7 win over San Francisco.

Owens was fined $9,500.

When asked if there was any problem between Owens and the club, Jones said, "We're going to be fine."

Several sources said Owens has been fined for being late to multiple rehabilitation sessions.

Owens could not be reached for comment. He did not attend the game, which is not unusual for injured players in the preseason because coach Bill Parcells doesn't like players who aren't playing to be on the sideline.

The strained hamstring Owens suffered during the first week of training camp could create a conflict between Owens and Parcells. Parcells is a stickler for having players practice.

He believes that because football is a game of repetition, players who don't practice can't thrive because they inevitably make mistakes that cost games. Rare is the player on a Parcells team who plays on Sunday after missing practice Wednesday and Thursday, the two heaviest work days during the regular season.

Twice in the last week, Owens has mentioned that he played well in San Francisco the second half of one season without practicing.

Owens, who returned to practice Aug. 16, managed only five practices before saying he aggravated his hamstring because of too many repetitions in practice. Passing game coordinator and receivers coach Todd Haley is responsible for practice repetitions.

"There's no question our best thing to do is get him well," Jones told Ch. 11 after the game. "I want him out there and would've wanted him to make every practice.

"I understand that, and everyone else does, too. He wants to be out there, too. ... I know this: When he's healthy, he's going to help us win these ballgames."

Since the Cowboys signed him in March to a three-year, $25 million deal, including $10 million in signing bonus and salary this year, Owens has talked about learning from his mistakes and being a better teammate.

Philadelphia suspended and deactivated him for the final nine games of last season before releasing him in March. Less than a week later, he signed with Dallas.

Owens has made an effort to fit in. He met the team's chartered flight when it arrived at Point Mugu for training camp, greeting teammates with hugs and handshakes. He also threw a barbecue for teammates on their first off day of training camp.

Owens' combination of size (6-3, 226 pounds) and speed makes him one of the NFL's most gifted players. His attitude and conflicts with teammates in San Francisco and Philadelphia have made him one of the league's most notorious players.

He can be combustible.

But Jones has said he doesn't think a serious problem will develop between Owens and Parcells – two strong-willed men who like confrontation – because they will manage their relationship carefully.

Time will tell if the cracks can be fixed.


Sounds like Mr. Jones is getting a bit irritable.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: bobbyinlondon on August 27, 2006, 06:14:15 AM
Oh, just one more:

Sunday, Aug 27, 2006 Cowboys/NFL 
POSTCARDS FROM THE LEDGE                                                                                                  Big egos are backing Big Bill into a corner
By Jim Reeves
Star-Telegram Staff Writer

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS/TONY GUTIERREZ
Cowboys coach Bill Parcells has chosen his words very carefully when talking about Terrell Owens and his injured hamstring.Bill Parcells almost had me feeling sorry for him last week. Almost.

You could virtually hear the plaintive whine in his voice when he said, "I'm trying not to get pinned down on anything here, because I might have to change my mind."

He was talking about t.o. (no capitals for this joker), of course. Who else?

This is what t.o. and Jerry Jones' obsession have wrought. A proud and future Hall of Fame NFL coach carefully watching every step he takes around the subject of the league's biggest headache.

We all know that Parcells has always had a policy that if players don't practice, they don't play. But t.o. is slowly but surely backing his coach into a no-win situation.

If Owens continues to play footsie with his tender hamstring and doesn't practice again before Jacksonville, yet tells Parcells and Jones he can play in the game, what does Big Bill do?

"I really need to see something on the field before I can play someone," Parcells has said on numerous occasions.

That makes sense, but it's about the only thing about this t.o. situation that does.

Does Parcells roll over and change a lifelong policy for t.o.? Does he allow him to play even though he hasn't practiced? And if he decides "no," does Jones step in and order his coach to play "the player?"

More important, is Parcells' pride more important than what's best for the team? And is playing t.o. what's best for the Cowboys, whether he practices or not?

Those are the questions Parcells is wrestling with, and time is running out. Owens could ease the pressure by getting his butt back on the field, but there's no telling when that may happen.

Still, I can't feel too sorry for Big Bill here, because he had to know what he was getting into when he signed off on Jones' signing of Terrell Owens. He can't plead ignorance on this one. He had to know the aggravation that was headed his way. He asked for this.

Still, watching t.o. gradually win this battle of wills has brought no joy. Just the opposite, in fact.

It's made me sick to my stomach.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 27, 2006, 08:42:27 AM
Just wait until TO starts parking in the handicap spaces at Valley Ranch!

What will Jerry do then since he'll have to walk farther?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on August 27, 2006, 11:28:11 AM
Aside from TO having a bus dropped on him, could this be any better at this point?  I love it!  :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Diomedes on August 27, 2006, 11:32:20 AM
It's delicious.  It couldn't happen to a better team.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Dillen on August 27, 2006, 12:22:32 PM
I dont know if this has been posted yet, but Adam Schefter said that Mike Vanderjagt might not even make the Dalass team. He sucked in TC and now he's injured. He's overrated, overpaid, and completely one dimensional (although there are only two dimensions for kickers, kickoffs and FG/PATs.)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: bobbyinlondon on August 27, 2006, 12:34:28 PM
Quote from: Dillen37 on August 27, 2006, 12:22:32 PM
I dont know if this has been posted yet, but Adam Schefter said that Mike Vanderjagt might not even make the Dalass team. He sucked in TC and now he's injured. He's overrated, overpaid, and completely one dimensional (although there are only two dimensions for kickers, kickoffs and FG/PATs.)

Here you go.....

Vanderjagt's injury a frustrating situation                                                                                       By Mac Engel
Star-Telegram Staff Writer

If Mike Vanderjagt caught passes and ran deep post patterns, he too might find himself the lead story on SportsCenter amid the constant speculation that his injured groin wasn't that bad and that he "needs to be out there."

But Vanderjagt is a kicker, not a receiver, and even if his sore groin keeps him out of the rest of the preseason, he's going to stay there until it feels better.

No matter how much it irritates his coach.

The Cowboys kicker met with coach Bill Parcells before Saturday's preseason home opener against San Francisco for a chat.

"Yeah, I had a talk with Bill before the game. I don't think he's really happy that I'm not playing, but he doesn't know my groin," said Vanderjagt, who added that if this were the regular season, he would kick.

"We didn't hug. He's frustrated and he expresses his frustration. I'm sure he's never been around a kicker who doesn't play all the time and thinks we should never get hurt. So I think he's rather annoyed with the whole deal.

"As much as he scares me, I don't want to do something stupid, and I want to make the right decision for me and this team."

To date with the Cowboys, the 36-year-old Vanderjagt struggled with his consistency during training camp, and kicked in one preseason game. He made a 21-yard field goal in the second quarter of the Cowboys' 13-3 victory in Seattle.

Since then, he's battled a sore groin that kept him on the sidelines against New Orleans in Shreveport, and again on Saturday night against the 49ers. He did warm up before and during Saturday's game.

Vanderjagt points out that he's missed one game in his eight-year career. That came in October 2004, when he missed a game because of a sore hamstring.

But Parcells said last week he would like to see Vanderjagt in another preseason game, and, specifically, kick off.

Vanderjagt has yet to do that in a game. Or during practice. Parcells wants to see if Vanderjagt can do it to his satisfaction, or if he needs to keep Shaun Suisham on the roster as the kickoff specialist. Parcells doesn't hide his dislike for using a roster spot on a kickoff specialist, but it may be inevitable.

Suisham has routinely booted kickoffs near the goal line, or in the end zone. He kicked three into the end zone Saturday night.

"It's a roster spot, so it's a major decision for the organization," Vanderjagt said. "I'm trying to get healthy as fast as I can."

No, Vanderjagt's roster spot isn't up for grabs. Even had Suisham not missed his 35-yard attempt Saturday, the place-kicking job belongs to Vanderjagt.

He's the most accurate kicker in NFL history. He knows it. The Cowboys know it.

They just want to see it.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on August 27, 2006, 12:39:22 PM
Poor Bill. If only he knew Vanderjagt's groin...
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Father Demon on August 27, 2006, 08:30:47 PM
I picked TO in a fantasy draft today.  It was a necessity.

Please start berating my unmercifully, to let me know what a douche I am.

Please.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 27, 2006, 08:38:22 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on August 27, 2006, 08:30:47 PM
I picked TO in a fantasy draft today.  It was a necessity.

Please start berating my unmercifully, to let me know what a douche I am.

Please.

DICKBAG!!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Diomedes on August 27, 2006, 08:38:53 PM
TO was on my "do not draft" list for the AFC draft.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 28, 2006, 05:46:53 AM
The comic Jump Start:
(http://www.comics.com/comics/jumpstart/archive/images/jumpstart2916140060828.gif)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 28, 2006, 07:42:33 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 27, 2006, 08:38:53 PM
TO was on my "do not draft" list for the AFC draft.

I tried to draft a bunch of guys that I'd love to see fail, including him.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: DH on August 28, 2006, 07:47:26 AM
(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/football/nfl/specials/preview/2006/08/27/bc.fbn.cowboys.t.o.fine.ap/t1_0827_owens1_getty.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: T_Section224 on August 28, 2006, 08:15:23 AM
I love it D-H
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 28, 2006, 09:35:14 AM
I was listening to Mike and Mike on ESPN Radio this morning on the way in to work. Naturally, Owens came up and they started talking about how he has missed almost all of the training camp/preseason, and has obviously gone out of his way not to put out at 100%. The Cowboys have two good looking young WRs in Hurd and Rector, one who is "on the bubble" as an undrafted free agent. Terry Glenn has been playing out of his mind as well.

Maybe it was just because I saw Invicible on Sunday (which was excellent), but it got me to thinking. Some guy who busted his ass all through camps, may have shown promise, etc., won't make the team because Owens - who has done dick, except for making problems is there.

If Rector is the guy who doesn't make it, I would hope some team picks him up and he turns into a decent WR in this league. I think more than anything else right now, that is the biggest detriment to having Owens in Dallas.

farg Dallas.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 28, 2006, 09:37:09 AM
Get Rector?

:sly
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 28, 2006, 08:11:23 PM
It's true - he really did do a BK commercial!

QuoteSOME SELF-DEPRECATION FROM DREW

We've gotten a sneak peek at a Burger King commercial to be aired tonight that pokes fun at last year's T.O. brouhaha.  The spot features agent Drew Rosenhaus, who is wearing the same suit, shirt, and tie combo he wore during the infamous press conference on the lawn of Owens' New Jersey home, during which the phrase "next question" entered the pantheon of all-time great sports quotes.

This time around, Rosenhaus is representing "The King," the Burger King mascot who was spliced last year into various NFL highlight plays.  It turns out the "The King" is holding out, and reporters are peppering Rosenhaus with questions.

(http://www.profootballtalk.com/DrewTheKing.jpg)

:-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on August 28, 2006, 09:22:35 PM
What. A. farging. Toolbag.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Wingspan on August 29, 2006, 08:40:43 AM
thats actually pretty funny. it may be the first human thing rosenhaus has ever done.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Rome on August 29, 2006, 08:44:48 AM
Quote from: Wingspan on August 29, 2006, 08:40:43 AM
thats actually pretty funny. it may be the first human thing rosenhaus has ever done.

Hopefully his next human act will be a ritual suicide.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Phanatic on August 29, 2006, 11:07:30 AM
I just read that TO claims that he overslept for his meeting..... He seems so interested in the team...
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Beermonkey on August 29, 2006, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Wingspan on August 29, 2006, 08:40:43 AM
thats actually pretty funny. it may be the first human thing rosenhaus has ever done.

I need to see that ad. I can't find it on the interwebs, any clues?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 29, 2006, 11:33:16 AM
Quote from: Wingspan on August 29, 2006, 08:40:43 AM
thats actually pretty funny. it may be the first human thing rosenhaus has ever done.

Don't forget about that drowning kid he saved last year.

Even though he probably paid somebody to push that kid in the pool in the first place.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 29, 2006, 06:13:03 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 29, 2006, 11:33:16 AM
Quote from: Wingspan on August 29, 2006, 08:40:43 AM
thats actually pretty funny. it may be the first human thing rosenhaus has ever done.

Don't forget about that drowning kid he saved last year.

Even though he probably paid somebody to push that kid in the pool in the first place.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: BigEd76 on September 01, 2006, 12:38:53 AM
1 catch, 6 yards, standing ovation.

(http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060901/capt.c8590e351b8349099448c38c279c27fc.vikings_cowboys_football_irv116.jpg)

(http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060901/capt.bd5b0b4d24e24613987f9f85d717dcf9.vikings_cowboys_football_irv118.jpg)

(http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060901/capt.c580a871592a4bd5ae4fa1c4c5875924.vikings_cowboys_football_irv109.jpg) (http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060901/capt.10dfc4c55dce4dfba11992ac633e48d0.vikings_cowboys_football_irv111.jpg)

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on September 01, 2006, 12:58:37 AM
Sexiest NFL player ever.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 01, 2006, 06:49:52 AM
Quote from: Bunkley78 on September 01, 2006, 12:58:37 AM
Sexiest NFL player ever.
:paranoid
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 01, 2006, 08:45:28 AM
Dallas fans give him a standing ovation?

pathetic....do you think real fans would embrace the guy who pissed all over their team and field for years and then caused issues in TC?

Dallas fans are pathetic.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 01, 2006, 08:59:20 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 01, 2006, 08:45:28 AM
Dallas fans give him a standing ovation?

Ever heard of a "Bronx cheer"?  I have a distinct feeling that's what most of the fans were doing, as in, "Yay Terrell, thanks for actually suiting up and making a 6 yard catch, douche!"

If it was Washington, I might think it was genuine.  Might.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 01, 2006, 09:01:10 AM
I think you're giving Dallas fans FAR Too much credit.

The guy got a huge ovation at TC too.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 01, 2006, 09:02:22 AM
Dallas fans have soured on him with teh quickness.  Remember, the ones that actually attend pre-season games are much, much different than the average Dallas fan across the country that probably still thinks Aikman's the QB.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on September 01, 2006, 09:27:16 AM
the most important thing to come out of this game is the continuing struggles from the player whos had the worst preseason in the nfl...vanderwack....kinda reminds me of...well.....ME!

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 23, 2006, 10:20:31 AM
vanderjagt is one of those guys that a change of scenery will end his career...kinda like boniol...i can see him being out of the league in three years and in that team him having been cut by like three or four different teams
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: BigEd76 on September 01, 2006, 10:22:06 AM
link (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2568184)

QuoteT.O. gets standing ovation in Cowboys debut
Associated Press

IRVING, Texas -- Terrell Owens already had waited 10 months and a day since catching an NFL pass. A few more series couldn't hurt.

So after watching from the sideline while his new Dallas Cowboys teammates went through their first two drives Thursday night, Owens trotted out for the third series -- and up went the fans in the stands, giving a standing ovation to the receiver they used to revile.

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 01, 2006, 10:24:26 AM
shameful
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: BigEd76 on September 11, 2006, 01:48:13 PM
Firing up the teammates like in Pittsburgh

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/bubba9497/TV2006091018520800.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/bubba9497/TV2006091018513100.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 11, 2006, 01:51:10 PM
Basically "Look at me...Im getting my team fired up" while his teamates are wondering why he doesnt have to practice
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 11, 2006, 01:59:00 PM
The expressions on the Dallas players' faces are PRICELESS.  :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: T_Section224 on September 11, 2006, 02:03:07 PM
you know they are all thinking "does this guy ever shut his trap or am i going to have to do it myself"
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 11, 2006, 02:09:30 PM
Quote from: T_Section224 on September 11, 2006, 02:03:07 PM
you know they are all thinking "does this guy ever shut his trap or am i going to have to do it myself"

Naturally.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Diomedes on September 11, 2006, 02:29:08 PM
They all have the same open mouthed "i can't believe this jerk" look.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on September 11, 2006, 03:16:28 PM
He's a better actor than Matt Damon.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 11, 2006, 03:17:18 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 11, 2006, 03:16:28 PM
He's a better actor than Matt Damon.

Yeah, but Matt Damon's a better teammate.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on September 11, 2006, 03:18:13 PM
So is Freddie Mitchell.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 11, 2006, 03:19:58 PM
Also, Pat Burrell.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2006, 06:19:08 PM
When TO was "firing the team up" one of the OL, Jason Fabini I believe, gave him the "shut up and die" look. Anyone else see that? Excellent.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 11, 2006, 09:22:01 PM
(http://www.anselm.edu/internet/psych/theses/sr2003/oruoja/explosion1.jpeg)

;D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: shorebird on September 13, 2006, 06:15:42 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 11, 2006, 01:59:00 PM
The expressions on the Dallas players' faces are PRICELESS. :-D :-D :-D

Thats the same thing I thought. They look like they wish he would just shut the farg up.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on September 13, 2006, 07:41:16 PM
From KFFL:

QuoteJay Glazer, of FOXSports.com, reports the Dallas Cowboys are documenting every move WR Terrell Owens makes in case he becomes a disruption like the in 2005 with the Philadelphia Eagles. A member of the team's front office has been documenting his moves.

:-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 13, 2006, 07:47:49 PM
Dallas' new song.......originally performed by Sting and the Police

(You know, it's actually kinda creepy how dead on the first 2 verses are)

Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Ill be watching you

Every single day
And every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
Ill be watching you

Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
Now my poor heart aches
With every step you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you

Since youve gone, Ive been lost without a trace
I dream at night, I can only see your face
I look around but its you I cant replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby please

Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
Now my poor heart aches
Every step you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you

Every move you make
Every step you take
Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
(Ill be watching you)

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
(Ill be watching you)

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
(Ill be watching you)

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
(Ill be watching you)

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
(Ill be watching you)

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 13, 2006, 08:19:24 PM
The Puff Daddy version was better.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 13, 2006, 08:25:11 PM
P.S.  Bill Bellamy is the #1 WR over T.O. in "Any Given Sunday"
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 13, 2006, 08:26:47 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 13, 2006, 08:25:11 PM
P.S. Bill Bellamy is the #1 WR over T.O. in "Any Given Sunday"

I saw that movie for the first time yesterday and thought it was quite possibly the worst football movie ever made........not to mention just a really bad movie with a bad plot, bad acting, bad everything. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on September 13, 2006, 10:02:33 PM
Why don't you stay here and get buttfarged by neandethals.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on September 16, 2006, 09:00:51 AM
Too little too late icehole:

QuoteT.O. apologizes.In an interview with Deion Sanders on the NFL Network last night, ex-Eagles wide receiver Terrell Owens apologized when asked whether there was something he'd like to say to the Philadelphia fans, players, and quarterback Donovan McNabb.

"Honestly, I apologize for the way things transpired and the way the season ended," he said. "I think there was a lot of misperception of how I tried to take over Philly. That's not what I did. I came in there with the sole purpose of trying to get Philly to a Super Bowl."

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 16, 2006, 09:51:46 AM
ugh, cant he just go away?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Father Demon on September 16, 2006, 11:02:56 AM
I absolutely love qualified apologies.

Douche...   Maybe he'll break a neck tomorrow....
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: reese125 on September 16, 2006, 11:16:07 AM
So let me guess....on the the front cover of the Daily News tommorrow its  going to read:



T.O. Apologizes
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Magical_Retard on September 16, 2006, 12:40:41 PM
shouldnt he save this apology for later when the eagles play the cowboys. man that week is going to be crazy leading up to the game.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: DH on September 16, 2006, 09:24:51 PM
Why would anyone ever want him to break his neck tommorow?

I want it broken on 10/8. Twice.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on September 17, 2006, 12:53:34 AM
Quote from: Magical_Retard on September 16, 2006, 12:40:41 PM
shouldnt he save this apology for later when the eagles play the cowboys. man that week is going to be crazy leading up to the game.

Exactly... I'm not looking forward to it at all.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: shorebird on September 17, 2006, 08:40:27 AM
I just watched the reply of the interview. I'll say one thing, Deion knows how to ask the tough questions.

TO looked so fake it made me want to puke.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 17, 2006, 11:19:06 PM
TO taken to the locker room to have his hand x-rayed.

So DAL kills WAS and TO is ineffective and hurt.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on September 17, 2006, 11:23:57 PM
Man, if the Eagles had just shown up in the second half I'd be beating off so hard right now...
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 17, 2006, 11:25:56 PM
Yeah...today is like having blue balls. So close but you get cut off at the very last second and get no release.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on September 17, 2006, 11:28:30 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 17, 2006, 11:23:57 PM
Man, if the Eagles had just shown up in the second half I'd be beating off so hard right now...

I'm going to bust a LOAD later tonight, and it's because we lost not because we won. I need to unleash this tension and depression somehow. Nothing does it better than a good jackin.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on September 17, 2006, 11:29:03 PM
I didn't need to know that.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 17, 2006, 11:33:41 PM
TO is having his right hand xrayed - no word on if its busted or not. Maybe he was jackin?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on September 17, 2006, 11:34:50 PM
The latest word is he's still having it looked that. These are the updates people need to know.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 17, 2006, 11:42:37 PM
RUMOR ALERT...

Read on the Cowboys MB that TO has a fractured right hand. Supposedly it was said on the Cowboys post game radio with Brad Sham and Charlie Waters.

No one else reporting yet.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 17, 2006, 11:55:54 PM
Out 2-4 weeks.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: BigEd76 on September 17, 2006, 11:56:57 PM
NBC10 said broken ring finger
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Don Ho on September 18, 2006, 12:00:29 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on September 17, 2006, 11:56:57 PM
NBC10 said broken ring finger

confirmed on ESPN
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on September 18, 2006, 12:30:57 AM
He definatly comes back for the Eagles game.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on September 18, 2006, 12:53:04 AM
Unless Parcells puts his hand in a vice again.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: EJ72 on September 18, 2006, 02:14:55 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 18, 2006, 12:53:04 AM
Unless Parcells puts his hand in a vice again.

I don't know about a vise, but I think they have the same equipment they used to tighten up Jerry Jones' face a few years ago laying around.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on September 18, 2006, 02:39:13 AM
Oh god, that would tear the flesh right off his hand!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 18, 2006, 02:43:57 AM
Thats ok. Drew Rosenhaus would be right there to give him the skin off his hand.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on September 18, 2006, 02:56:12 AM
Off-topic, but someone called TO a n***er on WIP and it got on the air.

oh boy... what a day  :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on September 18, 2006, 03:10:28 AM
Yes. That is amusing. :sly
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Magical_Retard on September 18, 2006, 07:24:51 AM
Quote from: Bunkley78 on September 17, 2006, 11:28:30 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 17, 2006, 11:23:57 PM
Man, if the Eagles had just shown up in the second half I'd be beating off so hard right now...

I'm going to bust a LOAD later tonight, and it's because we lost not because we won. I need to unleash this tension and depression somehow. Nothing does it better than a good jackin.

hahahahaha thanks for the information.

anyway i watched some of this game...sean taylor really lit up TO a couple of times leading to his drops. i must say i enjoyed it. 2ndly brunell is awful awful awful and i used to be a huge fan of his when he was in jax and was able to move and get the ball in the air.

the eagles loss hurts even more knowing how we are a better team than these 2.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on September 18, 2006, 11:34:07 AM
Quote from: Bunkley78 on September 18, 2006, 02:56:12 AM
Off-topic, but someone called TO a n***er on WIP and it got on the air.

oh boy... what a day  :-D

Hilarious.  :boo

fargface.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 18, 2006, 11:49:45 AM
Why is that funny?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: TexasEagle on September 18, 2006, 11:56:24 AM
Quote from: Bunkley78 on September 18, 2006, 02:56:12 AM
Off-topic, but someone called TO a n***er on WIP and it got on the air.

oh boy... what a day :-D

And that's funny because? You're a farghead!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Diomedes on September 18, 2006, 11:56:34 AM
Haven't you heard?  Bigotry is hip.  It shows how anti-pc you are.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 18, 2006, 06:36:02 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-cowboys-tosurgery&prov=ap&type=lgns
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on September 18, 2006, 06:48:03 PM
Dear God,

I hate to sound picky, but I asked for T.O. to break his neck, not his ring finger.  If you could rectify this small oversight, I would be eternally grateful.  Say hello to Coach Gibbs for me.

Faithfully yours,

Feva
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 18, 2006, 06:50:58 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on September 18, 2006, 06:52:57 PM
That in particular wasn't funny. The day as a whole is comical, just how crazy it was and how everything went down. One of my best friend's aunt died yesterday as well. Just a crazy crazy day. Sometimes when things are that nuts you just need to sit back and get a good laugh in to lighten the mood. That is all you can do really.

It wasn't meant to be intended in the way it seemed. My error in not being clearer.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SunMo on September 19, 2006, 08:29:44 AM
anytime a curse word, no matter what it is, gets on free radio, it's hilarious.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 19, 2006, 02:47:20 PM
that link now says its his hand, not his finger

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-cowboys-tosurgery&prov=ap&type=lgns
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on September 19, 2006, 03:48:16 PM
Seriously, when is the last time this guy played a full season?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Wingspan on September 19, 2006, 03:54:33 PM
2001
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: EJ72 on September 27, 2006, 12:48:19 AM
T.O. Hospitalized In Dallas For Unknown Treatment

(CBS 11 News) DALLAS CBS 11 News has learned that Dallas Cowboys wide receiver has been taken to Baylor Medical Center. It's said that the player is being treated for some unknown problem that required emergency room treatment.

Sources tell CBS 11 News that Owens was taken to Baylor Hospital by Dallas Fire Rescue and that emergency room doctors attempted to induce vomiting.

As of 11 p.m. Baylor Hospital officials denied that Owens was getting emergency room treatment, but CBS 11 Sports Reporter Gina Miller confirmed that Owens was indeed at the hospital. Dallas Fire Rescue would not comment on any call it made to Owens home.

Two weeks ago Owens broke his hand during a football game against the Washington taterskins. It is unclear if his treatment Tuesday night is in anyway related to that.

CBS 11 News and Sports crews are monitoring the situation and will continue to update information.


http://cbs11tv.com/topstories/local_story_270001833.html

There's talk that it's mistaken identity and it's actually a local sherriff, Terrell Bolton(sp). Evidently the pain medication was making him sick earlier, so who knows? Have to wait until there's real confirmation from someone with the hospital or team, I guess.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 12:55:25 AM
Wow...interesting. Here's PFT's info...

QuoteSOMETHING'S UP WITH T.O.?

There are unsubstantiated Internet swirlings of a report from CBS-TV 11 in Dallas regarding the health of Terrell Owens.

This information is uncorroborated, but it appears on a least one message board and was e-mailed to us minutes ago.

Here's the quote:  "Just reported on CBS 11 news in Dallas that T.O. was taken to Baylor Medical Center in Dallas.  They said that doctors are trying to induce vomiting.  They also said a Dallas Police Public Relations officer was headed over there to take care of what they called a 'high profile' case.  They had no more details than that.  No link as of yet either."

Again, this is all uncorroborated right now.  We're checking it out.  There is nothing on the CBS 11 web site about it, and we are searching elsewhere for more information.  Here's the link to the message board.

Owens had surgery last week to repair a broken finger.  His recovery has been progressing normally.

QuoteT.O. UPDATE

More information is coming out regarding the status of Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens.  ESPN is now airing basic information regarding a report out of Texas that Owens has been hospitalized for undisclosed reasons, and there's an AP story regarding the situation.

Meanwhile, CBS-TV 11 in Dallas has a story on its site regarding the situation.

Here's another link on the matter.  Owens might have had an adverse reaction to medication that he is taking following last week's surgery.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on September 27, 2006, 01:04:42 AM
 :'(
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on September 27, 2006, 01:10:14 AM
Damnit. I was hoping for the words "life threatening" or "dead on arrival."
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 01:16:10 AM
I wonder if Drew will get to do mouth to mouth on him. Like when he "saved" that kids life.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: rjs246 on September 27, 2006, 01:31:26 AM
He's on my death pool list. I'm am rooting hard for him to die.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: sammyeaglesfan on September 27, 2006, 02:09:14 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 27, 2006, 01:31:26 AM
He's on my death pool list. I'm am rooting hard for him to die.

I am praying you win...  Not that I want TO to die, just hate to see a Eagles fan lose..

;D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 27, 2006, 07:49:44 AM
Damn.  It just sounds like an excuse to skip out on the Tennessee game.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: cj2112 on September 27, 2006, 09:26:58 AM
SI.com is now reporting that it is believed that TO tried to commit suicide.  Wow.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on September 27, 2006, 09:28:05 AM
irvin got him on that rock
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on September 27, 2006, 09:30:10 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 27, 2006, 09:28:05 AM
owens got him on that cock

Werd life.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 27, 2006, 09:31:11 AM
I cant believe they're speculating suicide attempts
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on September 27, 2006, 09:31:19 AM
Police report: Terrell Owens attempted suicide

08:26 AM CDT on Wednesday, September 27, 2006

WFAA-TV Staff

According to a Dallas police report obtained by News 8, Dallas Cowboys star receiver Terrell Owens attempted suicide Tuesday night.

The report says Owens was depressed and reportedly took prescription pain pills. A woman companion states that she observed him putting two pills in his mouth.

According to the police narrative, the woman said the prescription of 40 pills was filled on September 18 and—until Tuesday—Owens had taken only five pills.

The police report said Owens was asked if he had taken the rest of the prescription; Owens said, "Yes."

According to the report, police also asked if he was trying to harm himself. Owens answered, "Yes."

Owens was treated at Baylor University Medical Center.

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on September 27, 2006, 09:33:20 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 27, 2006, 09:31:19 AM
Police report: Terrell Owens attempted suicide

08:26 AM CDT on Wednesday, September 27, 2006

WFAA-TV Staff

According to a Dallas police report obtained by News 8, Dallas Cowboys star receiver Terrell Owens attempted suicide Tuesday night.

The report says Owens was depressed and reportedly took prescription pain pills. A woman companion states that she observed him putting two pills in his mouth.

According to the police narrative, the woman said the prescription of 40 pills was filled on September 18 and—until Tuesday—Owens had taken only five pills.

The police report said Owens was asked if he had taken the rest of the prescription; Owens said, "Yes."

According to the report, police also asked if he was trying to harm himself. Owens answered, "Yes."

Owens was treated at Baylor University Medical Center.

Holy farging farg.  :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on September 27, 2006, 09:35:53 AM
fwiw espn reporting that its a bad reaction to pain medication
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 09:36:18 AM
linky to thst story

http://www.cowboysplus.com/topstorync/stories/092706cpowens.1e1b15c1.html
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phattymatty on September 27, 2006, 09:37:18 AM
maybe he's pregnant.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Wingspan on September 27, 2006, 09:38:48 AM
he was mad because he demanded a contract extension from god. but god wanted a behavior claus.

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on September 27, 2006, 09:39:30 AM
kid aint tryin to come to the 215
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 27, 2006, 09:39:55 AM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/football/nfl/09/27/owens.report/index.html
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Zanshin on September 27, 2006, 09:40:07 AM
Doesn't matter which version is the truth...if the suicide thing is a reality, that version will never officially see the light of day.  It'll be a "misunderstanding" all the way.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 09:40:18 AM
from the esn story:

QuoteOn Tuesday, the Cowboys also practiced without tight end Jason Witten, whose wife was having a baby. Wide receiver Terry Glenn practiced, albeit with several stitches in his thumb.

"He was trying to cut some tape off his uniform," Parcells said. "He had his hand down in his pants and he missed. Fortunately he cut his hand."
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Wingspan on September 27, 2006, 09:40:23 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 09:36:18 AM
linky to thst story

http://www.cowboysplus.com/topstorync/stories/092706cpowens.1e1b15c1.html

QuoteOn Tuesday, Owens did not speak with the media, but he appeared to be in good spirits.

so...this is confirmation on his death then?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phattymatty on September 27, 2006, 09:40:35 AM
all i'm sayin is that he better play on the 8th.  i passed up $1200 for those tickets.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on September 27, 2006, 09:42:59 AM
Quote from: Wingspan on September 27, 2006, 09:38:48 AM
he was mad because he demanded a contract extension from god. but god wanted a behavior claus.

Spitting coffee on your keyboard = bad & sticky.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 09:43:49 AM
i guess he was just tired of hearing all of the attention Chris Simms was getting and chose to one up him.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 27, 2006, 09:48:05 AM
Im still in awe of this. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on September 27, 2006, 09:51:17 AM
What kind of signs and taunts do you think we will be seeing and hearing at the Linc ig T.O shows up after trying to off himself? That'll be classic.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 27, 2006, 09:55:36 AM
My day just keeps getting better and better. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 27, 2006, 09:58:09 AM
My popcorn is officially ready.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: JTrotter Fan on September 27, 2006, 10:02:38 AM
If his first game back is in Philly, which is probably unlikely now, there will no doubt be pill bottles filled with rocks or some heavier objects thrown onto the field.  That will be hysterical.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:03:20 AM
I'm shocked. Despite him being a nutjob wacko I never thought he would do anything this ignorant. Coward.

I'll have to go find it but one of the Dallas reporters who does a blog, Todd Archer I think, said that TO was being an ass yesterday.

Drew and Jason Rosenhaus officially have no comment and are directing all inquiries to his nutty publicist.

Clarence HIll on ESPNews now (covers Cowboys) and says he spoke to a femake friend who said that it was not a suicide attempt.

And Zanshin is right - this will be all said to be a misunderstanding.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 27, 2006, 10:04:07 AM
Quote from: Second Coming on September 27, 2006, 10:02:38 AM
which is probably unlikely now

Wrong.  If anything, this was a ploy to make sure he didn't have to play in the Tennessee game, even if his hand was ready.  He wants to make his *triumphant* return against the Eagles, complete with a 10 minute feel-good interview with Michael Irvin on the Oct 8 ESPN NFL Countdown show.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:05:12 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on September 27, 2006, 09:51:17 AM
What kind of signs and taunts do you think we will be seeing and hearing at the Linc ig T.O shows up after trying to off himself? That'll be classic.

Romey's common phrase of "kill yourself" might be a popular one.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:06:46 AM
Mort saying that TO was doing well as a teammate and with the coaches and there was no indications of TO having poblems.

They're all trying to track down more info.

Cowboys holding a 1430hrs news conference

Police holding a PC too
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 10:07:19 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 27, 2006, 10:04:07 AM
Quote from: Second Coming on September 27, 2006, 10:02:38 AM
which is probably unlikely now

Wrong.  If anything, this was a ploy to make sure he didn't have to play in the Tennessee game, even if his hand was ready.  He wants to make his *triumphant* return against the Eagles, complete with a 10 minute feel-good interview with Michael Irvin on the Oct 8 ESPN NFL Countdown show.

This.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Father Demon on September 27, 2006, 10:09:09 AM
This SOB can never get enough attention, can he?

BTW -- Go, rjs, Go!!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:11:12 AM
Read on one of the Cowboys MBs that a Dallas reporter stated that the woman he was with tried to get him to stop eating pills and when he refused she called 911.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Wingspan on September 27, 2006, 10:11:57 AM
it's on the smoking gun website with a facsimile of the report
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on September 27, 2006, 10:12:20 AM
dallas reporter on wip said that his publicist called in the suicide attempt
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on September 27, 2006, 10:13:44 AM
as usual smoking gun got tha goods

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0927061owens1.html

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 27, 2006, 10:14:08 AM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0927061owens1.html
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:15:36 AM
QuoteHey guys, it gets worse.

AP report just out says TO tried to swallow 2 more pills even as fire rescue were on the scene. Like putting them in his mouth as they were in the room with him .. watch for this as it has just hit the wire, should be on ESPN in a minute.

From the Cowboys MB
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:17:09 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 27, 2006, 10:13:44 AM
as usual smoking gun got tha goods

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0927061owens1.html



:o

Damn...dude is nutzo.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Father Demon on September 27, 2006, 10:19:21 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:17:09 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 27, 2006, 10:13:44 AM
as usual smoking gun got tha goods

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0927061owens1.html



:o

Damn...dude is nutzo.

That ain't news....
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 27, 2006, 10:20:38 AM
This was probably all his publicist's brain child.

Anyway, like I said, this will be a feel-good story for him by the 8th, and he will most certainly play in that game.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phillywin2k5 on September 27, 2006, 10:22:17 AM
he just realized now that he signed with the Cowboys!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:23:22 AM
If he plays on October 8th, we're going to be blasted. You know he'll get the Philly treatment here. Signs, booing, people throwing prescription bottles on the field...

Rebecca Lopez (WFAA TV) on ESPN2 now. Treated for a drug overdose. He is still at the hospital. TO may have missed an appearance last night where he was supposed to talk to kids and he didn't show.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 10:25:23 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:23:22 AM
If he plays on October 8th, we're going to be blasted. You know he'll get the Philly treatment here. Signs, booing, people throwing prescription bottles on the field...

Rebecca Lopez (WFAA TV) on ESPN2 now. Treated for a drug overdose. He is still at the hospital. TO may have missed an appearance last night where he was supposed to talk to kids and he didn't show.

Just saw that. She also confirmed that the police report stated that TO tried to put 2 more pills in his mouth while they were there.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 27, 2006, 10:26:39 AM
My dad called me at work here.  He reminded me that they wont be able to show the stands on october 8th.  Just imagine what our fans can come up with when they really dont like someone.  Remembetr teh Halloween game against teh Ravens.  Everyone in prison jumpsuits.   :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 10:27:41 AM
ESPN 2 has a copy of the police report on TV right now.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Wingspan on September 27, 2006, 10:28:04 AM
O D - O D - O D - O D
OOOO DDDDDDDDDEEEEE
OOOOOOO DDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 10:28:32 AM
and the 911 call was placed as an attempted suicide call.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 10:28:50 AM
Quote from: Wingspan on September 27, 2006, 10:28:04 AM
O D - O D - O D - O D
OOOO DDDDDDDDDEEEEE
OOOOOOO DDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

holy crap, I am so going to hell.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:29:52 AM
Ed Werder on Cold Pizza...

High ranking people with PHI and SF were so concerned with his extreme behavior that they suggested he needed mental health help. He became angry and denied he needed help. Jerry Jones did not feel that way.

Mort also mentioned earlier today that SanFran and PHI people told him that they believed TO needed mental health assistance.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:30:15 AM
Quote from: Wingspan on September 27, 2006, 10:28:04 AM
O D - O D - O D - O D
OOOO DDDDDDDDDEEEEE
OOOOOOO DDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

:-D :-X
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MURP on September 27, 2006, 10:31:06 AM
Quote from: Wingspan on September 27, 2006, 10:28:04 AM
O D - O D - O D - O D
OOOO DDDDDDDDDEEEEE
OOOOOOO DDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

that looks like a good thing to iron on a tshirt for Oct 8th.  good work Wingspan. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 27, 2006, 10:37:20 AM
Now's as good a time as any for one of these...

FARG DALLAS.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:38:49 AM
Sal Pal on Cold Pizza now;

Asked about the reports that Eagles wanted him to seek mental health eval...

Sal Pal said that he didn't know of any incidents specifically other than his bizarre behavior.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: dis12 on September 27, 2006, 10:41:24 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:29:52 AM
Ed Werder on Cold Pizza...

High ranking people with PHI and SF were so concerned with his extreme behavior that they suggested he needed mental health help. He became angry and denied he needed help. Jerry Jones did not feel that way.

Mort also mentioned earlier today that SanFran and PHI people told him that they believed TO needed mental health assistance.

per Jerry Jones, "overdosers are no worse than crackheads and cocaine sniffers". 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Wingspan on September 27, 2006, 10:41:24 AM
(http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/10/dr%20phil.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on September 27, 2006, 10:45:56 AM
Somewhere in Philly/South Jersey DMac and Garthia are smiling.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:49:21 AM
Apparently Dallas PD has called an 1100 PC...
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 10:50:42 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:49:21 AM
Apparently Dallas PD has called an 1100 PC...

11am eastern time?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Phanatic on September 27, 2006, 10:52:09 AM
This guy is incredible. Be ready for the deep dark interviews and feel good stories after he recovers.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:53:40 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 10:50:42 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:49:21 AM
Apparently Dallas PD has called an 1100 PC...

11am eastern time?

checking now
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:55:27 AM
Some Jints fans on BBI wishing he dies...

Skins fans said he was scurred of Sean Taylor
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 27, 2006, 10:56:26 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:55:27 AM
Some Jints fans on BBI wishing he dies...

Skins fans said he was scurred of Sean Taylor
:-D 
Im amazed that PFT has not updated today
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 10:58:11 AM
Jean Jacques Taylor reportedly said that he spoke to "owens' camp" and that the story s that he took the pain pills with supplements and that caused the problem.

Spin, spin, spin
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 11:01:11 AM
Even if this stuff is not true the fact that is has blown up so much will cause a larger than normal media circus. Every player from the best to practice sqaudders will be bombarded with Q's.

The PC is going on now...

ESPNews will broadcast
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on September 27, 2006, 11:01:51 AM
Hugh is on Cold Pizza right now
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 27, 2006, 11:01:56 AM
I can't wait for every scintillating update.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Zanshin on September 27, 2006, 11:02:33 AM
Good thing his days of being a distraction were over when he joined Dallas.  I mean, he's been very low-key since arriving there.  I don't think I've heard his name mentioned in months, really.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 11:02:33 AM
Ed Werder on ESPNews;

Kim Etheridge, the publicist who called 911, is now saying that everything is being blown out of proportion and that he was too groggy to know what he was doing or saying and that it is all false. Werder says it is spin.

Police talking now...will update
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 11:03:29 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on September 27, 2006, 11:02:33 AM
Good thing his days of being a distraction were over when he joined Dallas.  I mean, he's been very low-key since arriving there.  I don't think I've heard his name mentioned in months, really.

:-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 11:05:08 AM
This is giving zero information. He won't confirm anything.  ::)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on September 27, 2006, 11:05:19 AM
Police chief is on espn now, sounds like all bullshtein. The media is asking ridiculous questions.  :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D


I hope its true!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: sammyeaglesfan on September 27, 2006, 11:05:42 AM
That Dallas Police news conference they just had was a joke...

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on September 27, 2006, 11:05:47 AM
Dallas Police are gay
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 11:06:06 AM
Dallas PD limited as to what they can say due to privacy laws...will not ask questions.

After 2000hrs officers responded to 3800 blk of Palmer St. The police were requested by fire department. When they arrived the paramedics were with Owens and requested to follow to the hospital.

This is not a criminal offense, it is a medical issue.

Dallas PD does not have any investigation going on right now since it is not criminal. Any further information will have to be obtained by Mr, Owens or medical professionals.

They will not confirm anything nor deny anything. Asked about killing himself and he will not comment.

In order to get the 911 tape the media has to go to the fire department.

Reiterated that it is NOT a criminal offense.

PC over.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 11:06:52 AM
Quote from: mussa on September 27, 2006, 11:05:19 AM
Police chief is on espn now, sounds like all bullshtein. The media is asking ridiculous questions.  :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D


I hope its true!

what sounds like bullshtein?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 27, 2006, 11:08:52 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on September 27, 2006, 11:05:47 AM
Dallas Police are gay

They botched the Kennedy assassination, too.

T.O.'s new publicist:
(http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/07-minister.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 11:09:13 AM
Ed Werder back on;

Werder said that Etheridge is saying that the information obtained by police, paramedics and doctors is all wrong because of the allergic reaction. Werder says that she is trying to downplay everything and blame it on the allergy.

Werder said that it is hardto spin because the admissions were made by Owens himself and Etheridge. He obviously doesn't buy the shtein she's sellin'.

She is quoted in the police report as being the one who tried to pry the two pills from his gullet and that he did take 35 pills.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 11:10:19 AM
Werder confirms that he spoke to high ranking officials from SF & PHL that they suggested he seek mental health assistance. TO rebuffed all efforts despite the teams believing he needed help.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on September 27, 2006, 11:13:13 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 11:06:52 AM
Quote from: mussa on September 27, 2006, 11:05:19 AM
Police chief is on espn now, sounds like all bullshtein. The media is asking ridiculous questions.  :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D


I hope its true!

what sounds like bullshtein?

i meant to say they arn't saying anything  :-D

I just happened to turn on TV and it was on. I got alittle excited at the though of TO killing himself
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 11:13:50 AM
Clarence Hill saying that Dallas PD are doing a backtrack because all of this got out and was not supposed to. He is still citing that Etheridge is saying that he is not is the hospital, he di dnot have his stomach pumped and this was not a suicide attempt.

So apparently the cops are trying to cover thier butt because someone leaked that report to WFAA when in fact it should have not.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 11:14:25 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/SamiB/report.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on September 27, 2006, 11:17:07 AM
I wonder if the NFL will suspend his ass for violating the substance abuse policy.



Ha.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Zanshin on September 27, 2006, 11:21:16 AM
For the record...pills are a cheerleaders pretend way out to grab some attention.  Real football players would be successful and embrace the oncoming-train approach.  Just sayin'.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phillywin2k5 on September 27, 2006, 11:23:29 AM
more publicity for TO just what we need  :boom
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 11:23:46 AM
I'm honestly shocked...

After looking over the Skins, Giants and Eagles MBs the most classless comments are not coming from Eagles fans.

Dallas Fire Department Lieutenant PC on ESPN now...

He said that it is PROTOCOL that they contact police in a attempted suicide case. They have to do that per their department policy.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Zanshin on September 27, 2006, 11:25:33 AM
I'm not sure what part you're shocked about.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on September 27, 2006, 11:26:19 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 11:23:46 AM
I'm honestly shocked...

After looking over the Skins, Giants and Eagles MBs the most classless comments are not coming from Eagles fans.

Dallas Fire Department Lieutenant PC on ESPN now...

He said that it is PROTOCOL that they contact police in a attempted suicide case. They have to do that per their department policy.

I'M DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF YOU
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 11:28:49 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on September 27, 2006, 11:25:33 AM
I'm not sure what part you're shocked about.

That the majority of classless stuff is coming from non-Eagle fans
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on September 27, 2006, 11:29:52 AM
that can be changed
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 11:31:15 AM
Michael Smith on ESPN2;

Spoke to a friend of TO's, a close friend who asked not to be identified yet, said that the pressure has really been taking a toll on him. He is human and he acts like he loves the attention but it really started to wear on him.

In speaking to people (teammates) with the Eagles said that they noticed that even while partying with him he was a little bit off.

Smith said that TO went to Kearse's Halloween party last year DRESSED AS A GHOST and said NO WORDS to anyone and all he did was stand against the wall and move from spot to spot and then left without speaking.

What the farg? Weirdo.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on September 27, 2006, 11:33:03 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 11:31:15 AM
Michael Smith on ESPN2;

Spoke to a friend of TO's, a close friend who asked not to be identified yet, said that the pressure has really been taking a toll on him. He is human and he acts like he loves the attention but it really started to wear on him.

In speaking to people (teammates) with the Eagles said that they noticed that even while partying with him he was a little bit off.

Smith said that TO went to Kearse's Halloween party last year DRESSED AS A GHOST and said NO WORDS to anyone and all he did was stand against the wall and move from spot to spot and then left without speaking.

What the farg? Weirdo.

As is par for the course with anything involving T.O, this is starting to get WAY over-analyzed. Christ.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: sammyeaglesfan on September 27, 2006, 11:33:22 AM
Most important thing is TO is still alive..


:paranoid
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on September 27, 2006, 11:33:57 AM
I'm amazed that he has friends.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on September 27, 2006, 11:34:49 AM
Quote from: sammyeaglesfan on September 27, 2006, 11:33:22 AM
Most important thing is TO is still alive..

That's the thing. You don't try to kill yourself. You kill yourself, or you make it look as though you wanted to die to get attention. If he wanted to be dead he'd walk into traffic, throw himself from a building, or drink a bottle of drain-o when he was alone.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phattymatty on September 27, 2006, 11:36:57 AM
Pinkston just tried to commit suicide too.

but he dropped the pills.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 11:38:45 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on September 27, 2006, 11:33:03 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 11:31:15 AM
Michael Smith on ESPN2;

Spoke to a friend of TO's, a close friend who asked not to be identified yet, said that the pressure has really been taking a toll on him. He is human and he acts like he loves the attention but it really started to wear on him.

In speaking to people (teammates) with the Eagles said that they noticed that even while partying with him he was a little bit off.

Smith said that TO went to Kearse's Halloween party last year DRESSED AS A GHOST and said NO WORDS to anyone and all he did was stand against the wall and move from spot to spot and then left without speaking.

What the farg? Weirdo.

As is par for the course with anything involving T.O, this is starting to get WAY over-analyzed. Christ.

Agreed.

But the whole Halloween thing was interesting/disturbing.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 11:42:57 AM
There it is.

Jay Crwford on Cold PIzza talking about the Philly fans. Asking whether this will soften the blow of him returning and Skippy says no way. And Jay says "well of course these are the people who booed Santa Claus"
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phattymatty on September 27, 2006, 11:44:12 AM
jay crawford is an assbag.

actually i kind of like him.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phattymatty on September 27, 2006, 11:44:25 AM
Reports are coming out that Owens tried to dial 9-1-1 himself, but couldn't stop pressing the 8-1 combination.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 11:52:58 AM
QuotePublicist denies T.O. suicide report

By CLARENCE E. HILL JR.
Star-Telegram Staff Writer

DALLAS -- Terrell Owens' publicist is vehemently dening a report that the Cowboys receiver tried to commit suicide Tuesday night.

Owens was depressed and may have taken as many as 35 prescription pain pills, according to a police report, which listed the event as an attempted suicide.

Kim Etheridge, Owens' publicist, was described in the report as "a woman companion" who said she observed him putting two pills in his mouth."

She said Wednesday morning that Owens had an allergic reaction to taking pain medication and supplements.

She said he did not intentionally try to harm himself.

Lt. Rick Watson, a Dallas police spokesman, said at a media briefing Wednesday morning that "a medical situation" had occurred and that there is no investigation.

He declined to answer questions or to verify the accuracy of the police report, although he did pass out redacted copies.

"This is a high-profile person," Watson said. "We looked into it and determined that there was not a criminal offense in this incident."

"We would do it the exact same way" no matter who was involved, he said.

Etheridge said Owens "is fine."

"He will be leaving the hospital today," she said.

Owens is being treated at Baylor University Medical Center.

Etheredge disputes the claim in the report because she said Owens was groggy at the time he was being questioned.

According to the police narrative, the woman said the prescription of 40 pills was filled on September 18 and, until Tuesday, Owens had taken only five pills.

The police report said Owens was asked if he had taken the rest of the prescription. Owens said, "Yes."

According to the report, police also asked if he was trying to harm himself. Owens answered, "Yes."

That Owens was groggy and lethargic was the reason Etheredge called 911 in the first place.

Etheridge said Owens was in pain stemming from the fractured right hand, suffered against Washington two weeks ago.

He underwent surgery to have a plate and three pins placed in the hand last Monday.

Cowboys coach Bill Parcells said at the time that Owens was having a bad reaction to the pain medication.

Etheridge said Owens experienced more pain and discomfort on Tuesday.

He took some pain pills and did some "microcurrent" treatment.

She said he also took some supplements and "it kicked in a reaction."

"When I went to grab him, he was out of it," Etheridge said. "That's why I called 911."

Etheridge said Owens did not have his stomach pumped at the hospital and did not vomit

You spin me right round baby....
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 11:54:10 AM
COnsidering she was the one in the police report, how can anyone possibly believe this crap now?

I can't wait to hear the 911 call.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phattymatty on September 27, 2006, 11:54:59 AM
I LUM ME SUM DEAD ME
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: dis12 on September 27, 2006, 11:55:48 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 11:28:49 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on September 27, 2006, 11:25:33 AM
I'm not sure what part you're shocked about.

That the majority of classless stuff is coming from non-Eagle fans

shame on us :-X
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 11:56:29 AM
And I'm also shocked that Deion has scooped Mike Irvin...

Apparently Deion spoke to TO about 20 minutes ago and "T.O. is in good spirits and laughing about the suicide reports."
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 11:59:08 AM
Recap from LeBatard via Cowboys MB;

QuoteLebatard:

    * I do a weekly radio show with TO.
    * The interesting thing is that last year our interviews were pretty contntious and challenging. This year he sounded happier than I've ever known him to be.
    * I guess everyone wants to be a psychologist right now. You look at him and his wealth and women around him. He had it tough growing up. He is just now to the point he can tell his mother he loves her. I don't know if he has a chemical imbalance or something else.
    * For all the things TO is, he is not a liar. If he did do this, I want to hear it from him.
    * We take the acts that reaffirm our beliefs. He does plenty of nice things for people. He has a ton of different strengths and weaknesses. He is very selfish but also very sensitive. He has alot of armor and a lot of defiance. He has alot of confidence and alot of insecurity. He is among the most interesting people I know.
    * You saw how his hamstring mushroomed. We left Steve Smith alone and a couple of others. It is constant pressure on him. I would like to hear from him. Not from Rosenhaus, not from ESPN, not from Parcells.
    * As I said, he seems happier than I have ever known him to be. I want to know if there is something to the medicine not being compatible with his body.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 27, 2006, 11:59:26 AM
A few people, most notably Phreak, are waaaaay too obsessed with every little detail here.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 12:00:54 PM
Interested? Yes.

Obsessed? No.

But thanks for your concern. Go call 911 for me. I'm eating pills.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phattymatty on September 27, 2006, 12:01:34 PM
this thread is not even close to as funny as it hould be.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on September 27, 2006, 12:05:32 PM
This sucks. I really wanted him to die. What a bastich. He tries to kill himself and can't even do that? What a joke. This sucks. He could finally make himself useful by ridding his dispicable self off the face of the earth, but no, these assbags have to try to save him. Damnit.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 27, 2006, 12:05:56 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on September 27, 2006, 12:01:34 PM
this thread is not even close to as funny as it hould be.

It's not funny, because (non-)updates keep getting posted.  We need more people making fun of the media coverage and of T.O. and wishing him dead and less people following every media pundit's opinion or "breaking" news.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phattymatty on September 27, 2006, 12:07:34 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 27, 2006, 12:05:32 PM
This sucks. I really wanted him to die.

see, thats funny.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on September 27, 2006, 12:07:45 PM
Suicide is probably the most selfish act known to man-kind. Is it that far fetched to believe someone like TO would attempt it?

QuotePosted by: phattymatty

Reports are coming out that Owens tried to dial 9-1-1 himself, but couldn't stop pressing the 8-1 combination.

HAHAHA! Yes!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on September 27, 2006, 12:10:42 PM
Maybe theres still a chance Brian Dawkins will decapatate him going across the middle in 2 weeks. But odds are the little bastich won't even play. See this is even worse. Not only won't he play, not only won't we have the chance to shout tasteless things at him, but he's not even dead. And he wanted to be. Couple this with the impending Phils lose tonight, and you have an awfully zesty day.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on September 27, 2006, 12:10:52 PM
quick somebody find a pic of him with the football running, replace football with prescription pill container and pills spilling out. Better yet, there's gotta be a pic of him drinking water, replace accordingly.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 12:11:54 PM
Sal Pal being asked how the Philly fans will react now this happened.  ::)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on September 27, 2006, 12:13:57 PM
Philly fans, how will every teams fans respond? I havn't met one Dallas fan that likes him.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 12:14:42 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 27, 2006, 12:05:56 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on September 27, 2006, 12:01:34 PM
this thread is not even close to as funny as it hould be.

It's not funny, because (non-)updates keep getting posted.  We need more people making fun of the media coverage and of T.O. and wishing him dead and less people following every media pundit's opinion or "breaking" news.

Yeah, thats it. Posting updates is keeping down the humor level. I mean, the board just stops working when updates are posted and doesn't allow any other posts. Please. All my fault. Carry on.

I'm all for dancing on his grave but giving updates is not preventing us from doing that.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 27, 2006, 12:14:50 PM
Quote from: mussa on September 27, 2006, 12:13:57 PM
I havn't met one Dallas fan that likes him.

The fans you've met are in the minority.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on September 27, 2006, 12:16:25 PM
Oh your right, Oh Holy God of Know it All
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 12:18:15 PM
Most Dallas fans do like him, mussa. Its amazinghow they have turned from hating to loving.

My best friend is a Dallas fan and he loves him. Heck, just go check out the Dallas MBs...slurpfest galore.

Anyways, I wonder if TO watched the Phils game last night. Certainly a cause to eat massive amounts of pills.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 27, 2006, 12:20:46 PM
I'm serious.  The fans down in "Big D" are buying into him just as much as we did.  We're all suckers for this shtein, and it hasn't even stopped.  Look how stoutly Phreak is defending himself against my criticisms that he's getting too many updates.  Look at the IGY/PG scrap on the Dead in 2006 thread.

T.O. is continuing to be more of a factor than he deserves to be, and most Dallas fans love it still... for now.

I can only hope that he's subjected to rectal pear torture beyond the point of hyperbaric repair.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: sammyeaglesfan on September 27, 2006, 12:23:28 PM
If I see that Dallas Police department news conference one more time I may committ suicide.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 27, 2006, 12:24:23 PM
Quote from: sammyeaglesfan on September 27, 2006, 12:23:28 PM
If I see that Dallas Police department news conference one more time I may committ suicide.

Try turning off the TV, genius.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 12:27:04 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 27, 2006, 12:20:46 PM
I'm serious.  The fans down in "Big D" are buying into him just as much as we did.  We're all suckers for this shtein, and it hasn't even stopped.  Look how stoutly Phreak is defending himself against my criticisms that he's getting too many updates.  Look at the IGY/PG scrap on the Dead in 2006 thread.

T.O. is continuing to be more of a factor than he deserves to be, and most Dallas fans love it still... for now.

I can only hope that he's subjected to rectal pear torture beyond the point of hyperbaric repair.

I'mjust updating the situation. Well, I was before it became overly ridiculous. It was interesting and it was/is news. If it was any other NFL star I'd still be updating things because anytime a guy tries to off himself its news. And obviously, whether we like it or not, he's forever connected to this city. Even moreso because he's in Dallas now.

I don't understand why you have a beef with me posting updates. If that's being overly defensive, I just don't see it. I was just posting what I was hearing and reading.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on September 27, 2006, 12:28:29 PM
I'm still pissed off that this little assbag isn't dead. Damnit.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 12:29:46 PM
Deion says to pray for him, MDS. Pray! Now!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on September 27, 2006, 12:31:13 PM
If I ever do pray again, it'll be for a slow and painful death for this clown. God damnit why the hell didn't he pull the farging trigger!!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Father Demon on September 27, 2006, 12:40:35 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 27, 2006, 12:20:46 PM
I'm serious.  The fans down in "Big D" are buying into him just as much as we did.  We're all suckers for this shtein, and it hasn't even stopped.  Look how stoutly Phreak is defending himself against my criticisms that he's getting too many updates.  Look at the IGY/PG scrap on the Dead in 2006 thread.

T.O. is continuing to be more of a factor than he deserves to be, and most Dallas fans love it still... for now.

I can only hope that he's subjected to rectal pear torture beyond the point of hyperbaric repair.

You lie.  One post from IGY isn't scrapping.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Yeti on September 27, 2006, 12:42:51 PM
Nobody should be suprised. 

He woke up and realized he was a Dallas Cowboy.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 12:46:09 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 27, 2006, 12:31:13 PM
If I ever do pray again, it'll be for a slow and painful death for this clown. God damnit why the hell didn't he pull the farging trigger!!

Because he didn't have a gun.

Try to keep up.

You should have said "God dammit why the hell didn't he eat more pills and chase it with vodka"
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Yeti on September 27, 2006, 12:50:12 PM
God dammit why the hell didn't he eat more pills and chase it with vodka
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 12:51:47 PM
See, Yeti's got it down. :yay
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: sammyeaglesfan on September 27, 2006, 12:55:51 PM
Now TO is going to have a press conference later today, good lord will it ever end...

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: sammyeaglesfan on September 27, 2006, 12:57:56 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 27, 2006, 12:24:23 PM
Quote from: sammyeaglesfan on September 27, 2006, 12:23:28 PM
If I see that Dallas Police department news conference one more time I may committ suicide.

Try turning off the TV, genius.

What if he dies and I miss it ? stupid ideal jackass..
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MURP on September 27, 2006, 01:00:17 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 27, 2006, 12:05:56 PM


It's not funny, because (non-)updates keep getting posted.  We need more people making fun of the media coverage and of T.O. and wishing him dead and less people following every media pundit's opinion or "breaking" news.

who the hell made you board watchdog? Im interested in reading Phreaks updates so shut yer yap.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: sammyeaglesfan on September 27, 2006, 01:00:23 PM
So much spin on this now.... TO is going to come out and say it was an allergic reaction and as to why 35 pain kills was missing, he simply threw them away..

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 27, 2006, 01:03:40 PM
Quote from: MURP on September 27, 2006, 01:00:17 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 27, 2006, 12:05:56 PM
It's not funny, because (non-)updates keep getting posted.  We need more people making fun of the media coverage and of T.O. and wishing him dead and less people following every media pundit's opinion or "breaking" news.

who the hell made you board watchdog? Im interested in reading Phreaks updates so shut yer yap.

Who the hell made you undercover?
I did.
It doesn't work that way!


Hey, if I thought there was any chance of T.O. or suffering any permanent damage, I'd be more interested too.  But I knew as soon as I heard about it that he'll come out of this thing with exactly what he wanted - an excuse to be downgraded from Q to O for the Tennessee game and a media frenzy about his well-being.

So, eat it.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 01:10:27 PM
Quote from: MURP on September 27, 2006, 01:00:17 PM
so shut yer yap.

MURP Tortorella?

(http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20040604/tortorella_70609.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Diomedes on September 27, 2006, 01:11:36 PM
(http://www.ods.net/~poohbear/picswa/eisf.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 27, 2006, 01:14:54 PM
Yeah, I just watched that on YouTube the other day.  Weird Al is a genius.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on September 27, 2006, 01:20:13 PM
Can Michael Irvin please take TO's dick out of his mouth??

He says he talked to TO and TO told him, "Mike, I went out and caught some passes and when I came back, my hand was hurting and I mistakenly took too many supplements/painkillers."

Someone please explain to me how you "mistakenly" take 35 pills.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 01:24:45 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on September 27, 2006, 01:20:13 PM
Can Michael Irvin please take TO's dick out of his mouth??

He says he talked to TO and TO told him, "Mike, I went out and caught some passes and when I came back, my hand was hurting and I mistakenly took too many supplements/painkillers."

Someone please explain to me how you "mistakenly" take 35 pills.

Well its all OK now. Deion and his wife are at TO's condo with Drew and Kim Etheridge. They'll soothe him. The good reverend TD Jakes was even concerned for the young mans soul.

Etheridge denies he took 35 of them.

All we need now is for Jason Rosenhaus and her to get into a denial and "I was misquoted" thing like with his book.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Diomedes on September 27, 2006, 01:26:08 PM
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009JE7OM.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 27, 2006, 01:30:01 PM
I'm more glad than ever that this assbag, teenage drama queen is out of Philly.  I can only hope that he gets help.  Help in how to properly kill himself. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 01:39:14 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on September 27, 2006, 01:20:13 PM
Can Michael Irvin please take TO's dick out of his mouth??

He says he talked to TO and TO told him, "Mike, I went out and caught some passes and when I came back, my hand was hurting and I mistakenly took too many supplements/painkillers."

Someone please explain to me how you "mistakenly" take 35 pills.

Mike also said that he was trying to make a miracle comeback.

broken finger = miracle comeback.
broken leg = heroic (oh, I was misquoted) comeback

Whats next?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on September 27, 2006, 01:41:43 PM
Unnamed sources have said to the beat reporter for the Dallas Morning News that Terrell Owens will be RELEASED by the Cowboys later today in connection with the drama today.

Fron Matt Mosley's Cowboys blog on the DMN website:
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on September 27, 2006, 01:41:57 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 01:39:14 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on September 27, 2006, 01:20:13 PM
Can Michael Irvin please take TO's dick out of his mouth??

He says he talked to TO and TO told him, "Mike, I went out and caught some passes and when I came back, my hand was hurting and I mistakenly took too many supplements/painkillers."

Someone please explain to me how you "mistakenly" take 35 pills.

Mike also said that he was trying to make a miracle comeback.

broken finger = miracle comeback.
broken leg = heroic (oh, I was misquoted) comeback

Whats next?

Well... when every word that comes out of your mouth screams "Look at me!" or "The blame is on him!"... your fingers become pretty important.

Pretty miraculous if you ask me.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 27, 2006, 01:43:26 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 01:39:14 PM
Mike also said that he was trying to make a miracle comeback.

broken finger = miracle comeback.
broken leg = heroic (oh, I was misquoted) comeback

Whats next?

See?  I was right.  Expect the feel-good interview to air Sunday.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Father Demon on September 27, 2006, 01:43:35 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 27, 2006, 01:41:43 PM
Unnamed sources have said to the beat reporter for the Dallas Morning News that Terrell Owens will be RELEASED by the Cowboys later today in connection with the drama today.

Fron Matt Mosley's Cowboys blog on the DMN website:

No.
farging.
Way.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 27, 2006, 01:45:55 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 27, 2006, 01:41:43 PM
Unnamed sources have said to the beat reporter for the Dallas Morning News that Terrell Owens will be RELEASED by the Cowboys later today in connection with the drama today.

Fron Matt Mosley's Cowboys blog on the DMN website:

I'll believe that when me shtein turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on September 27, 2006, 01:45:57 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 27, 2006, 01:41:43 PM
Unnamed sources have said to the beat reporter for the Dallas Morning News that Terrell Owens will be RELEASED by the Cowboys later today in connection with the drama today.

Fron Matt Mosley's Cowboys blog on the DMN website:

Link?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on September 27, 2006, 01:47:41 PM
(http://www.elmspuzzles.com/gallery/Ingrid/Circus%20Parade.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 01:47:42 PM
No shtein. I would LOVE to see that

As I read that ESPN is reporting he could be back at practice tomorrow and play on Sunday.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on September 27, 2006, 01:48:25 PM
TO might get released? Wow, we could use another receiver.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 27, 2006, 01:49:12 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 27, 2006, 01:48:25 PM
TO might get released? Wow, we could use another receiver.

Ban.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 01:49:59 PM
I'm looking at the DMN blog now...I don't see it...

I see this though

QuoteStory getting weirder by the minute

You've probably read where the Dallas police have issued a new report regarding last night's events. This one apparently has some of the details blacked out. And the police now said they released the report "prematurely."

What you're about to hear is some huge spin control. T.O. will say that this was all a huge misunderstanding. What's hard to figure out is how his publicist, Kim Etheredge, went from trying to save her client's life to saying he just had a bad mix of pain medication and supplements.

Will we ever know the complete truth? I doubt it, but this will give Owens a good jumping off point for his next book.

http://cowboys.beloblog.com/
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on September 27, 2006, 01:53:47 PM
Heroic
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on September 27, 2006, 01:55:04 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 27, 2006, 01:48:25 PM
TO might get released? Wow, we could use another receiver.

He could be the #4 behind Baskett!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Father Demon on September 27, 2006, 01:58:53 PM
GET O.D.!!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on September 27, 2006, 02:03:38 PM
Take a look a quick glance at the Cowboys homepage.
http://dallascowboys.com/

QuoteOwens Released

I've never gotten wood so fast, then had it go away just as fast in my entire life.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 27, 2006, 02:05:54 PM
Dont you love how at all other picture opportunity he's always smiling, if its a bad article he looks like hes constipated every time  :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 27, 2006, 02:37:56 PM
Following on DC's post:

(http://www.hewroteshewrote.com/toReleased.jpg)

Booooo - they were talking about the hospital.  Boo.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: stalker on September 27, 2006, 03:00:39 PM
I\'ve been saying that TO has an organic mental condition and needs to be treated. I pity him and wish him no harm. The guy is sick and needs help.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 27, 2006, 03:05:01 PM
Quote from: stalker on September 27, 2006, 03:00:39 PM
I\'ve been saying that TO has an organic mental condition and needs to be treated.

You would certainly be an "expert" on that.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on September 27, 2006, 03:09:43 PM
I love me a  Parcels news conference, the guy is so impatient, he's a heart attack waiting to happen
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Zanshin on September 27, 2006, 03:22:51 PM
See, now I've been trying to cultivate an orgasmic mental condition that I never want treated.  But that's me.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on September 27, 2006, 03:24:26 PM
TO PC will be in 10 minutes. GT YO PPCRN RDY!!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Syracuse on September 27, 2006, 03:33:36 PM
Did you guys hear TO tried to kill himself?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Wingspan on September 27, 2006, 03:34:36 PM
i am expecting OD to blow his head off on live television
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 03:35:23 PM
he's loving every farging second of this.

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on September 27, 2006, 03:35:59 PM
haha. this is too good. a farging soap opera. i cant wait for next sunday.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 27, 2006, 03:36:19 PM
http://www.nbc10.com/videostream/5822263/detail.html
LIAR
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on September 27, 2006, 03:40:07 PM
meh...I hate to say it  but I believe him and don't think he tried to commit suicide.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 27, 2006, 03:40:39 PM
She looks awfully defensive
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: TexasEagle on September 27, 2006, 03:41:02 PM
There's so many cameras going off at the PC you can barely hear what they're saying.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on September 27, 2006, 03:41:26 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on September 27, 2006, 03:40:39 PM
She looks awfully defensive

This chick is an absolute bitch.  Now everyone's picking on TO.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on September 27, 2006, 03:41:52 PM
What a pile of crap. Fact is that little farger should be dead.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on September 27, 2006, 03:42:40 PM
is she hott
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 03:43:09 PM
how is  she trying to say that every single thing that the police had written up is bullshtein?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on September 27, 2006, 03:43:11 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 27, 2006, 03:42:40 PM
is she hott

Maybe 15 years ago.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on September 27, 2006, 03:44:12 PM
How pissed is Parcells over this? Ha. This guy is a farging circus. Go do an 8 ball with Cokehead Irvin you bastich.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on September 27, 2006, 03:44:48 PM
Irvin talkin drugs.  :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 03:44:52 PM
i want to hear the 911 call.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on September 27, 2006, 03:44:58 PM
what i find fishy is that they presented etheridge...sounded as tho she was almost shoved out there to make sure she could tell everyone the untruths in the police report...like they were trying to hard
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 27, 2006, 03:45:13 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on September 27, 2006, 03:40:07 PM
meh...I hate to say it  but I believe him and don't think he tried to commit suicide.

Why do you hate to say it?  He has too much self-love mixed in with his self-loathing to actually attempt suicide.

Taking a couple of extra pills to get attention, though... that makes sense.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on September 27, 2006, 03:46:12 PM
good god what a joke all of this is. its been nothing but all TO all day. who fargin cares!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on September 27, 2006, 03:46:29 PM
Irvin on the honesty of the Dallas Police: "I have enough expiereince to know that."
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on September 27, 2006, 03:47:02 PM
I hate to say it

WTF?

you actually are upset that someone didnt try to kill themself?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on September 27, 2006, 03:48:00 PM
I am, a little.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on September 27, 2006, 03:48:24 PM
speculate all you want people, but really the world moves on
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Zanshin on September 27, 2006, 03:50:15 PM
Now, let's see if lawsuits start flying around.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 27, 2006, 03:50:40 PM
Quote from: Syracuse on September 27, 2006, 03:33:36 PM
Did you guys hear TO tried to kill himself?

Where the hell you been?  I thought you killed yourself like 2 years ago. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Father Demon on September 27, 2006, 03:52:40 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on September 27, 2006, 03:40:39 PM
She looks awfully defensive

If by desparate, you mean fugly, then yes, you are correct.

She called the police liars.   :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on September 27, 2006, 03:52:46 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/failure.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on September 27, 2006, 03:52:51 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 27, 2006, 03:45:13 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on September 27, 2006, 03:40:07 PM
meh...I hate to say it  but I believe him and don't think he tried to commit suicide.

Why do you hate to say it?  He has too much self-love mixed in with his self-loathing to actually attempt suicide.

Taking a couple of extra pills to get attention, though... that makes sense.

Here's what I think happened:
He took his pain killers and supplements, had a reaction, and was incoherent. She shows up, sees the pills scattered and him out of it and makes the assumption that he attempted suicide. Look...I hate the guy as much as anyone, but a person who tried to commit suicide last night doesn't show up to practice today then do a PC and act that normal. (especially for him)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 27, 2006, 03:58:03 PM
thats why you know somethings wrong, he acted normal  ^-^
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 03:59:34 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on September 27, 2006, 03:58:03 PM
thats why you know somethings wrong, he acted normal  ^-^

ding ding ding
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 27, 2006, 04:00:13 PM
Since TO isn't dead and didn't try to make himself dead I say we lynch someone.  Preferably somoene from the media since they haven't stopped talking about this crap all day long.  The fact that I've been teased with the thought of this guy dying only to be disappointed in the end has left me with a case of ghoulpool blue balls. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on September 27, 2006, 04:02:12 PM
If he had downed 35 pills, wouldn't that require some stomach pumping? I didn't see the press conference, but I haven't heard anyone mention that his voice was raspy from having a tube shoved down his throat.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 27, 2006, 04:03:24 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 27, 2006, 04:02:12 PM
If he had downed 35 pills, wouldn't that require some stomach pumping? I didn't see the press conference, but I haven't heard anyone mention that his voice was raspy from having a tube shoved down his throat.

There was no stomach pumping.  Spads would not allow anyone to go near TO's abs. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on September 27, 2006, 04:12:35 PM
If he wants real suicide he'll show up at the Linc on Oct 8th.

Dawk will make sure it was no fluke.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on September 27, 2006, 04:13:36 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 03:59:34 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on September 27, 2006, 03:58:03 PM
thats why you know somethings wrong, he acted normal  ^-^

ding ding ding

That's it, he tried to kill himself lastnight, then miracuously participated in practice today and pulled himself together enough - despite being the most brittle person alive - to still have a PC today and convincingly deny it all. Makes perfect sense.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: TexasEagle on September 27, 2006, 04:13:51 PM
This is such a freakin' circus. It's all OVER the place right now. You'd think the Pope was assassinated or something with this media nightmare. Put the world on hold, T.O. took some farging pills yesterday.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on September 27, 2006, 04:45:09 PM
I personally don't think he tried to kill himself. 35 pills and he would almost 100% be dead by now. If not he wouldn't be in the condition to throw footballs around early the next day.

It wouldn't surprise me though if eventually he did try to kill himself. All of that self-loving act is just a cover up for his bottled up anger, hatred, and self-loathing attitude.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mpmcgraw on September 27, 2006, 04:55:00 PM
Quote from: Bunkley78 on September 27, 2006, 04:12:35 PM
If he wants real suicide he'll show up at the Linc on Oct 8th.

Dawk will make sure it was no fluke.
I am sure he only wants fake suicide.

Sorta like 2pac yo.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Syracuse on September 27, 2006, 04:55:16 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 27, 2006, 03:50:40 PM
Quote from: Syracuse on September 27, 2006, 03:33:36 PM
Did you guys hear TO tried to kill himself?

Where the hell you been?  I thought you killed yourself like 2 years ago. 

Your mom's trailer,.
That never, ever gets old.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mpmcgraw on September 27, 2006, 04:55:37 PM
Quote from: Bunkley78 on September 27, 2006, 04:45:09 PM
I personally don't think he tried to kill himself. 35 pills and he would almost 100% be dead by now. If not he wouldn't be in the condition to throw footballs around early the next day.

It wouldn't surprise me though if eventually he did try to kill himself. All of that self-loving act is just a cover up for his bottled up anger, hatred, and self-loathing attitude.
Really?  I would think he would be only 92% dead at this point.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on September 27, 2006, 04:58:07 PM
Put the "be" before the 100% in my post and your response makes sense.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 27, 2006, 05:02:41 PM
How about writing shtein that makes sense.  Ass
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mpmcgraw on September 27, 2006, 05:03:41 PM
Quote35 pills and he would almost 100% be dead by now

I dont really feel like arguing semantics and grammar right now, but maybe you should read this a couple more times.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on September 27, 2006, 05:07:06 PM
It means he would almost 100% certainly be dead. I didn't think I'd have to include the word certainly in there, but I guess I assumed wrong in that you had an IQ over that of 30.

However, if I moved the word "be" in front of the 100%, then it would read: He would be almost 100% dead. Thus implying a percentage of death, not a percentage of probability.

Hey you started the "semantics" with your wise ass post, not me. Don't bite off more than you can chew my friend.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mpmcgraw on September 27, 2006, 05:08:03 PM
Quote from: Bunkley78 on September 27, 2006, 05:07:06 PM
It means he would almost 100% certainly be dead. I didn't think I'd have to include the word certainly in there, but I guess I assumed wrong in that you had an IQ over that of 30.

However, if I moved the word "be" in front of the 100%, then it would read: He would be almost 100% dead. Thus implying a percentage of death, not a percentage of probability.

Hey you started the "symantics" with your wise ass post, not me.
you farging moron
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on September 27, 2006, 05:09:29 PM
Ha, looks like you were a little late. The typo was corrected seconds after my post, which shows why there was no "edited by..." note at the bottom of the post.

Try again.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mpmcgraw on September 27, 2006, 05:11:07 PM
ha yea typo

whatever

Go TO
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: RezRob on September 27, 2006, 05:18:03 PM
He was jelaous of Fav-ruh's Vicodin scandal.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Wingspan on September 27, 2006, 05:20:11 PM
Quote from: Bunkley78 on September 27, 2006, 05:07:06 PM
It means he would almost 100% certainly be dead. I didn't think I'd have to include the word certainly in there, but I guess I assumed wrong in that you had an IQ over that of 30.

However, if I moved the word "be" in front of the 100%, then it would read: He would be almost 100% dead. Thus implying a percentage of death, not a percentage of probability.

Hey you started the "semantics" with your wise ass post, not me. Don't bite off more than you can chew my friend.

(http://www.hoytstation.com/images/wheel-stfu-sm.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 05:33:04 PM
bunkley78 and mpmcgraw arguing is, well, I can't even think of a comparison to how terrible it is.

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mpmcgraw on September 27, 2006, 05:34:15 PM
mcmgraw? 

"::)"
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on September 27, 2006, 05:35:50 PM
I think she meant mphammer.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 05:36:48 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 27, 2006, 05:35:50 PM
I think she meant mphammer.

MPidiot
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phattymatty on September 27, 2006, 05:37:05 PM
TO was in the news today?  I must have missed it.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mpmcgraw on September 27, 2006, 05:37:12 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 05:36:48 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 27, 2006, 05:35:50 PM
I think she meant mphammer.

MPidiot
Are you autistic?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on September 27, 2006, 05:37:26 PM
No, mine's funnier.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 05:47:00 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on September 27, 2006, 05:37:05 PM
TO was in the news today?  I must have missed it.

I wish I did.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MadMarchHare on September 27, 2006, 06:36:27 PM
FWIW, here's my take.  If you're serious about killing yourself, you don't do it when someone else is watching you.  If you want attention, you take 35 painkillers when someone who'll call the paramedics is with you. 

As was pointed out on PFW, he risks getting cut without compensation if it's proven he did something which prevents him from playing.  Including some of his signing bonus.  If he was looking for attention, he sure as hell got it.  And that's what I think he wanted.

As to stomach pumping, he arrived at the hospital immediately after taking those pills.  Ipecac would suffice under those circumstances, as he probably wouldn't have had a chance to digest those pills.  At least in this respect, I know what I'm talking about.  The psychoanalysis is a best guess.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 06:37:47 PM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on September 27, 2006, 06:36:27 PM
FWIW, here's my take.  If you're serious about killing yourself, you don't do it when someone else is watching you.  If you want attention, you take 35 painkillers when someone who'll call the paramedics is with you. 

As was pointed out on PFW, he risks getting cut without compensation if it's proven he did something which prevents him from playing.  Including some of his signing bonus.  If he was looking for attention, he sure as hell got it.  And that's what I think he wanted.

As to stomach pumping, he arrived at the hospital immediately after taking those pills.  Ipecac would suffice under those circumstances, as he probably wouldn't have had a chance to digest those pills. At least in this respect, I know what I'm talking about.  The psychoanalysis is a best guess.

This was stated numerous times by EMTs and doctors who called in on the radio stations today as well.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 06:57:48 PM
Dead yet?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2006, 06:58:30 PM
10/8
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2006, 07:01:31 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 27, 2006, 07:24:45 PM
Quote from: mpmcgraw on September 27, 2006, 04:55:37 PM
Quote from: Bunkley78 on September 27, 2006, 04:45:09 PM
I personally don't think he tried to kill himself. 35 pills and he would almost 100% be dead by now. If not he wouldn't be in the condition to throw footballs around early the next day.

It wouldn't surprise me though if eventually he did try to kill himself. All of that self-loving act is just a cover up for his bottled up anger, hatred, and self-loathing attitude.
Really?  I would think he would be only 92% dead at this point.

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/the_princess_bride/_group_photos/billy_crystal1.jpg)

He'd be "almost dead."
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on September 27, 2006, 07:39:50 PM
It's "mostly dead"... and you teach children!!!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 27, 2006, 07:45:11 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on September 27, 2006, 07:39:50 PM
It's "mostly dead"... and you teach children!

And I can't stand that movie.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on September 27, 2006, 07:45:59 PM
You bastich.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 27, 2006, 07:47:34 PM
Got subjected to it one too many times in college.  That and the @@#**@#(*@#*@ Star Trek movies.

Damn nerds.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on September 27, 2006, 07:53:44 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on September 27, 2006, 07:47:34 PM
Got subjected to it one too many times in college.  That and the @@#**@#(*@#*@ Star Trek movies.

Damn nerds.

Apparently not subjected enough if you can't get the lines straight.  :-D


And you're crazy if you don't absolutely LOVE that movie.  Classic if there ever was one.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 27, 2006, 07:57:10 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on September 27, 2006, 07:53:44 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on September 27, 2006, 07:47:34 PM
Got subjected to it one too many times in college.  That and the @@#**@#(*@#*@ Star Trek movies.

Damn nerds.

Apparently not subjected enough if you can't get the lines straight.  :-D


And you're crazy if you don't absolutely LOVE that movie.  Classic if there ever was one.

Absolutely LOATHE that movie.  If I ever see it again, it will be too soon.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 28, 2006, 12:32:17 AM
(http://www.profootballtalk.com/CallESPN.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 28, 2006, 12:51:56 AM
Jerrah Jones has some pull in Dallas...

QuoteThe redacted version was released by Dallas police.
Both reports are transcribed below ("RO/S" stands for responding officers; "comp" stands for complainant; "DFD" stands for Dallas Fire Department; "RP" stands for reporting person; "NFI" stands for no further information):

Unedited version


On 9/26/06 at approximately 7:51 p.m., RO/S were dispatched on a call by Dallas Fire and Rescue regarding comp attempting suicide by prescription pain medication. Upon arrival RO/S found comp being stabilized by DFD #703 in the ambulance. RO/S then responded to Baylor Hospital per DFD's request for immediate transport and treatment. RP #1 was interviewed by R/OS at Baylor Hospital. RP stated that comp stated that he was depressed. RP noticed that comp's prescription pain medication was empty and observed comp putting 2 pills in his mouth. RP attempted to put her fingers in comp's mouth to retrieve the pills. RO/S were told by RP that the prescription of 40 pills that was filled on the 18th of September, and that comp had only taken 5 pills up to this date. During an interview of the comp, comp was asked if he had taken the remainder of the prescription, at which time the comp stated, "Yes." On further interview of comp, comp was asked if he was attempting to harm himself, at which time the comp stated, "Yes." Comp was treated by Baylor Medical staff for a drug over dose. Sgt. Spila #5251 and duty commander ward were notified. NFI.

Redacted version


On 9/26/06 at approximately 7:51 p.m., RO/S were dispatched on a call by Dallas Fire and Rescue regarding comp .... Upon arrival RO/S found comp being stabilized by DFD #703 in the ambulance. RO/S then responded to Baylor Hospital per DFD's request for immediate transport and treatment. RP #1 was interviewed by R/OS at Baylor Hospital. RP stated that comp stated that ... Comp was treated by Baylor Medical staff for .... Sgt. Spila #5251 and duty commander ward were notified. NFI.
AP NEWS
The Associated Press News Service
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: rjs246 on September 28, 2006, 01:33:06 AM
farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg farg

Things I Hate About This Thread and All of You:
1. I am in farging London and people are too busy talking about 'footy' for me to even know that this shtein was happening.
2. I missed out on adding my two cents (or more like, $17.57) to this thread.
3. phattymatt dropped some farging hilarious posts in here and no one commented on them. You all suck. Hard.
4. Not a single person has expressed remorse about TO trying to off himself, leaving me with one less opportunity to make fun of all of you.
5. TO didn't farging kill himself! Goddammit. How can you fail so miserably at something that is so simple? Just do it you farging psycho asslicker. If he had died and been the only person on my Death Pool to kick over I would haev been able to declare myself the farging master of the universe. What a cock tease. farg.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: LBIggle on September 28, 2006, 01:52:56 AM
a lot of people stared at me today when i first heard about the possibility of TO being dead and then started clapping.  for a while. 

so i clapped harder. 

until i heard he was in fact still breathing the same air as me, and now will go back to my previous position of not acknowledging he's alive until he gets his spine seperated from the base of his skull by brian dawkins.

then, i will clap again and pee my pants in joy.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 28, 2006, 07:55:13 AM
I was right, and most of you suck.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: reese125 on September 28, 2006, 08:09:35 AM
His publicist should of never jumped on that podium. She basically said the police reports (and they are sworn to tell the truth) were lies of her saying he TO was depressed.....stupid fool...you blew it right there.

Its so apparent this guy lost it with not being able to see his 7yrd old child, then his fiancee leaving him, being heavily medicated, and everything else that makes up a nutcase.  It easy for him to be up at the podium now smiling when you just escaped death. I would
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on September 28, 2006, 10:15:53 AM
Quote from: reese125 on September 28, 2006, 08:09:35 AM
His publicist should of never jumped on that podium. She basically said the police reports (and they are sworn to tell the truth) were lies of her saying he TO was depressed.....stupid fool...you blew it right there.

Its so apparent this guy lost it with not being able to see his 7yrd old child, then his fiancee leaving him, being heavily medicated, and everything else that makes up a nutcase.  It easy for him to be up at the podium now smiling when you just escaped death. I would

Do you think, for us, you could give it a shot? Skipping that whole escaping death part though....
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on September 28, 2006, 03:03:54 PM
im sure its a rumor and i havent really read this thread so it may have been mentioned but i heard felicia dumped TO on monday and this might have set him off into suicide mode
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on September 28, 2006, 03:12:29 PM
she left him for Hank Baskett
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on September 28, 2006, 03:14:24 PM
freddie mitchell told eskin that the publicist has made all this up...freddie also said hes been telling TO for years to fire that crazy bitch
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 28, 2006, 03:15:13 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 28, 2006, 03:14:24 PM
freddie mitchell told eskin that the publicist has made all this up...freddie also said hes been telling TO for years to fire that crazy bitch

Freddie wants to be T.O.'s publicist, I'm sure.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 28, 2006, 03:31:51 PM
LMFAO at both IGY and FF's posts.  :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 28, 2006, 04:02:13 PM
"The officers reacted because they were called to this location to do this job. Now they're being put under a microscope by some fancy little football person. Give me a break. Those officers are 10 times better than this man."
-- Senior Cpl. Glenn White
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on September 28, 2006, 04:05:08 PM
link?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 28, 2006, 04:06:03 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2606156
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Munson on September 28, 2006, 04:11:10 PM
Fancy little football person?

:-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 28, 2006, 04:57:05 PM
QuoteJim (NJ): Over/Under: The amount of pill bottles throw on field by Philly fans: 30,000.

SportsNation Bill Simmons: 30,000???? Come on, that's low... each fan will be good for four bottles, 60,000 people, I'm saying the over/under is 200,000.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on September 28, 2006, 05:40:04 PM
Come on now, how many people threw crack vials at Irvin?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Butchers Bill on September 28, 2006, 09:09:42 PM
Meh...the 911 tape doesn't prove dick one way or the other.

http://www.nbc5i.com/index.html
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 28, 2006, 09:20:35 PM
she sounds frantic with the "oh God" in there.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 28, 2006, 09:37:17 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 28, 2006, 05:40:04 PM
Come on now, how many people threw crack vials at Irvin?

Not nearly enough, obviously.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 28, 2006, 09:43:21 PM
Quote from: Butchers Bill on September 28, 2006, 09:09:42 PM
Meh...the 911 tape doesn't prove dick one way or the other.

http://www.nbc5i.com/index.html

Agreed.

Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 28, 2006, 09:20:35 PM
she sounds frantic with the "oh God" in there.

Doesn't prove that he tried to off himself though.  If you're in a room with someone who's un/semi-conscious and you call 911 you'd be frantic too.....whether that person tried to kill himself or not. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: rjs246 on September 29, 2006, 12:37:52 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 28, 2006, 09:43:21 PM
Doesn't prove that he tried to off himself though. If you're in a room with someone who's un/semi-conscious and you call 911 you'd be frantic too.....whether that person tried to kill himself or not.

Especially when that person is your psychotic meal ticket.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2006, 03:17:22 AM
QuoteOwens dismisses trainer who revealed private struggles

11:24 PM CDT on Thursday, September 28, 2006

By MICHAEL GRANBERRY / The Dallas Morning News

James "Buddy" Primm, Terrell Owens' personal trainer, said Thursday that the Cowboys wide receiver had relieved him of his services and was no longer speaking to him.

In a telephone conversation with The Dallas Morning News, Mr. Owens acknowledged as much and said Mr. Primm "had no business" discussing details of his private life with the news media.

Mr. Primm, 55, said Wednesday that Mr. Owens had been distraught over not being able to see his son, who celebrated his 7th birthday Monday. Hours later, he said, the receiver's fiancée, a woman he had dated for three years, ended their engagement.

"He shouldn't have been telling you anything about my personal life anyway," Mr. Owens said. "That's where it stops – right there. He should have never said anything remotely involving me or my personal life, especially my son or even my ex-girl."

A resident of Georgia, where Mr. Owens makes his off-season home, Mr. Primm began training the wide receiver seven years ago, when Mr. Owens played for the San Francisco 49ers.

He says he cares deeply for Mr. Owens and loves him like a son, one whose fatherless childhood took place in abject poverty in rural Alabama and who was raised by his mother and grandmother. Mr. Owens apparently went for years without knowing that a man who lived on his street was his father.

Provide structure

"The background that I've had," Mr. Primm said Wednesday, "it's enabled me to take a very special person who, if he stays within a structure, would be able to accomplish anything. I believe I'm one of the people who can help provide that structure."

As for playing the role of a father figure, he said, "There's never been one there. ... My thing is helping other people. I enjoy that. I'm a Christian. It gives me a feeling of fulfillment. I like to do the best I can and be the very best at it."

Mr. Primm calls his style "hands-on and personal." Until recently, he had been living with Mr. Owens at Mr. Owens' newly purchased loft in the shadow of Fair Park.

Mr. Owens said Mr. Primm was inexperienced in dealing with the news media.

'Can't trust nobody'

"He is a victim of what I have fallen victim to over the course of my career," Mr. Owens said. "He shouldn't have said anything about my personal life – period. Now I really have to be guarded as far as who I talk to. If I can't trust my own trainer, I can't trust nobody."

Kim Etheredge, Mr. Owens' publicist who, on occasion, also shares Mr. Owens' home, called 911 on Tuesday when Mr. Owens had accidentally overdosed – which led police to believe he had attempted suicide.

After a rigorous workout Tuesday, Mr. Owens said he downed several prescription pain pills for the hand he injured this month, despite having consumed 30 tablets – natural supplements supplied by Mr. Primm – earlier that day.

As a trainer, Mr. Primm is widely regarded as one of the best in the business. He helped Mr. Owens heal rapidly from a broken leg in 2004 and play only weeks later in Super Bowl XXXIX.

Mr. Primm says the receiver's recovery was aided by a battery of new-age devices he introduced to the athlete. They include a $40,000 laser designed to stimulate blood flow to injured parts of the body. He also uses a hyperbaric chamber and a microcurrent machine.

Mr. Owens has counted on Mr. Primm not only to sculpt his body but also to help him overcome a series of injuries. When Mr. Owens pulled his hamstring during Cowboys training camp in Oxnard, Calif., he flew in Mr. Primm to oversee his rehabilitation.

And his approach has worked well enough to enable the wide receiver to play as early as this Sunday, Mr. Primm said. The Cowboys will travel to Nashville to face the Tennessee Titans.

He'll fire the trainer who squeals about his kid and Felicia dumping him but he won't fire Satan the Publicist or that agent.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2006, 03:19:48 AM
From a Cowboys MB;

(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/7016/kime330ve9.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2006, 03:58:46 AM
(http://www1.collegehumor.com/news/to.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on September 29, 2006, 04:00:36 AM
The Bledsoe line got a chuckle out of me.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2006, 04:23:57 AM
I liked the "hopefully your league gives bonus points for killing yourself" and the "Just not in baltimore" lines.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Zanshin on September 29, 2006, 10:31:23 AM
That was way more coherent than reality would reflect.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 01, 2006, 10:55:19 AM
BANG put out a new cartoon about TO trying to off himself.  I didn't post a link though because watching it makes me want to kill myself and I wouldn't want to subject any of you to the same feelings of self inflicted death as me. 

Well, except bunkley78.  So I pm'd him the link.  GIT YO SWITCHBLDE RDY!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on October 01, 2006, 10:59:02 AM
you're funny, sassy.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 01, 2006, 11:00:21 AM
But I'm not hahafunnyhaha funny though. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on October 01, 2006, 11:37:42 AM
Clearly not.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 01, 2006, 08:30:52 PM
(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/32/full.getty-71465303hh019_dallas_cowboy_5_14_48_pm.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 01, 2006, 08:31:58 PM
(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/63/full.getty-71465303hh006_dallas_cowboy_4_33_30_pm.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 01, 2006, 08:32:45 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 01, 2006, 08:30:52 PM
(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/32/full.getty-71465303hh019_dallas_cowboy_5_14_48_pm.jpg)

That'd be a lot funnier if it weren't being held by a guy dressed up like a guy who died of a drug overdose, face first in his toilet.  Wait a minute......I think that actually makes it funnier.   
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyandBCEagles on October 01, 2006, 11:03:14 PM
Is that Jimmy Johnson in an Elvis wig??
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on October 01, 2006, 11:07:01 PM
Berman said on Sunday NFL Countdown that he's very worried for multiple reasons about the Cowboys/Eagles game next week. Obviously he was implying that he's worried about TO's life because of the Philly fans.

and I love it.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: rjs246 on October 02, 2006, 04:21:57 AM
I plan on picking up phattymatt by his ankles and beating TO to death with matt's noggin next week. It seems to be the only reasonable course of action.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phattymatty on October 02, 2006, 04:08:17 PM
Quote from: Bunkley78 on October 01, 2006, 11:07:01 PM
Berman said on Sunday NFL Countdown that he's very worried for multiple reasons about the Cowboys/Eagles game next week. Obviously he was implying that he's worried about TO's life because of the Philly fans.

and I love it.

i heard that too.  what a total assbag. 

although a fan actually murdering TO would put an even bigger stgma on our fanbase, I think it would be worth it.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 02, 2006, 04:14:12 PM
Or even better, assault him with comments, making him pull a "Last Boyscout" scene  :yay :yay :yay
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 02, 2006, 04:45:11 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on October 02, 2006, 04:14:12 PM
Or even better, assault him with comments, making him pull a "Last Boyscout" scene :yay :yay :yay

You want him to shoot our secondary? 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phillymic2000 on October 02, 2006, 04:47:21 PM
We have a secondary?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 02, 2006, 04:53:05 PM
Yes.  You never see them on tv though because none of the cameras are equiped with wide angle lenses to allow you to see 10 yards behind opposing recievers. 

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: phillymic2000 on October 02, 2006, 04:55:07 PM
 :-D thats the reason!!! I will be at a local establishment tonight, so maybe I'll catch them on the wide screen
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 02, 2006, 05:00:58 PM
I'd like to see him get Haynesworth'd next week.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 03, 2006, 03:23:19 PM
QuoteOWENS UPSET WITH ROSENHAUS?

There's talk in league circles that Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens is not happy with agent Drew Rosenhaus, due to the decision of Rosenhaus to assume a low profile during last week's bizarre events involving an accidental drug overdose, a bona fide suicide attempt, or something in between.

The usually loquacious Rosenhaus, who took the time last week to offer up some favorable sound bites regarding Eagles defensive end Jevon Kearse's knee surgery, has made like Claude Rains regarding the Owens situation.

As we surmised last week, Drew likely has kept out of the spotlight because he suspects that nothing good could come out of attaching his voice and/or likeness to incidents like the train wreck that unfolded last week when T.O. came off as curiously chipper despite erroneous, worldwide news reports that he'd tried to kill himself the night before -- and when Owens' publicist came off as an illiterate moron who thinks that money is the secret to human happiness.

Most league insiders and observers agree that Kim Etheredge's ill-advised "25 million reasons why he should be alive" line wasn't something that she came up with on the spot.  Some think that Etheredge might have picked up that talking point from discussions with Drew, since reference by him to the "25 million reasons" would have been a not-so-subtle pat on the back for the contract that he was able to finagle despite the fact that no other team was genuinely interested in Owens, and that the Cowboys were essentially bidding only against themselves.

Though we haven't heard that Owens intends to part ways with Rosenhaus, such a move wouldn't surprise us.  Owens abruptly dumped his personal trainer last week after the trainer disclosed to the media that Owens' fiancee' recently broke up with him, and Owens thereafter bemoaned to SI.com the fact that his former fiancee' hadn't reached out to him during his accident/suicide attempt/accidental suicide attempt.

So it's hardly a reach for Owens to be miffed that Rosenhaus has offered him no public support, especially in light of Drew's past efforts to blow the horn for T.O. and other clients.  But if Owens would make a change, the new guy wouldn't get paid a dime under T.O.'s current contract; those fees go exclusively to Rosenhaus. 

Unless and until Owens is back on the free-agent market.  And that could come by March, if not earlier.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Father Demon on October 03, 2006, 03:49:16 PM
Get TO.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 03, 2006, 03:56:46 PM
Get TO AIDS.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 03, 2006, 05:08:09 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 03, 2006, 03:23:19 PM
QuoteOWENS UPSET WITH ROSENHAUS?

There's talk in league circles that Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens is not happy with agent Drew Rosenhaus, due to the decision of Rosenhaus to assume a low profile during last week's bizarre events involving an accidental drug overdose, a bona fide suicide attempt, or something in between.

The usually loquacious Rosenhaus, who took the time last week to offer up some favorable sound bites regarding Eagles defensive end Jevon Kearse's knee surgery, has made like Claude Rains regarding the Owens situation.

As we surmised last week, Drew likely has kept out of the spotlight because he suspects that nothing good could come out of attaching his voice and/or likeness to incidents like the train wreck that unfolded last week when T.O. came off as curiously chipper despite erroneous, worldwide news reports that he'd tried to kill himself the night before -- and when Owens' publicist came off as an illiterate moron who thinks that money is the secret to human happiness.

Most league insiders and observers agree that Kim Etheredge's ill-advised "25 million reasons why he should be alive" line wasn't something that she came up with on the spot.  Some think that Etheredge might have picked up that talking point from discussions with Drew, since reference by him to the "25 million reasons" would have been a not-so-subtle pat on the back for the contract that he was able to finagle despite the fact that no other team was genuinely interested in Owens, and that the Cowboys were essentially bidding only against themselves.

Though we haven't heard that Owens intends to part ways with Rosenhaus, such a move wouldn't surprise us.  Owens abruptly dumped his personal trainer last week after the trainer disclosed to the media that Owens' fiancee' recently broke up with him, and Owens thereafter bemoaned to SI.com the fact that his former fiancee' hadn't reached out to him during his accident/suicide attempt/accidental suicide attempt.

So it's hardly a reach for Owens to be miffed that Rosenhaus has offered him no public support, especially in light of Drew's past efforts to blow the horn for T.O. and other clients.  But if Owens would make a change, the new guy wouldn't get paid a dime under T.O.'s current contract; those fees go exclusively to Rosenhaus. 

Unless and until Owens is back on the free-agent market.  And that could come by March, if not earlier.

farging classic.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 05, 2006, 09:19:16 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/hgto8g/happpills.gif)

(http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/1074/tobombcopysv8.jpg)

(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j224/beermonkey68/TOdogstyle.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on October 05, 2006, 09:22:33 AM
.....
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 05, 2006, 09:27:11 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 05, 2006, 09:22:33 AM
theres a dallas writer on wip reporting that parcells didnt want TO on the 53 man roster coming out of training camp...but was overridden by jj

That makes sense, because it was a similar situation when he was first signed.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on October 05, 2006, 09:27:42 AM
my bad....it actually was florio
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Diomedes on October 05, 2006, 09:29:14 AM
And the farger hadn't practiced, had drawn a fine for some reason or another, etc.  Parcells wouldn't take that shtein from anyone else (if you believe that), so he prolly wanted to be rid of TO.

can't blame him, even if he is a lying hypocrite.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on October 05, 2006, 12:20:51 PM
Quote
POSTED 8:28 a.m. EDT; LAST UPDATED 9:15 a.m. EDT, October 5, 2006

TUNA WANTED TO CUT T.O.

It's no secret in league circles that Cowboys coach Bill Parcells didn't want receiver Terrell Owens on his team.  Like some of the other moves that have occurred since Parcells became the head coach in Dallas, the acquisition of T.O. occurred without regard to the Tuna's input.

We're now hearing that Parcells actually wanted to include Owens in the final cuts made on September 2, as the 53-man roster was being finalized.

The move would have avoided $5 million in salary owed to Owens for the 2006 season.  And it would have made sense at the time, in light of Owens' chronic preseason hamstring issues that now seem like distant memories in the wake of more recent events.

The move also would have saved the team from the fiasco that unfolded last week regarding T.O.'s accidentally intentional drug overdose.  And it almost certainly means that at least one of the two will be gone from the organization before next season.

If Owens creates any further distractions, we wouldn't be surprised by an in-season he-goes-or-I-go ultimatum from Parcells to Jones.  At some point, Parcells' image and legacy will be tarnished by continuing to put up with the nonsense -- and at some point his legend will forever be cemented if he stands up and says, "I signed on to be the coach of this team, not the guy who carries the shovel behind the elephant."

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: TRUCK RATHMAN on October 05, 2006, 07:36:10 PM
QuoteOwens' fiancee' recently broke up with him

:-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on October 05, 2006, 08:03:36 PM
What took her so long to get the message that he's a piece of shtein?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: General_Failure on October 05, 2006, 08:06:59 PM
Lots and lots of money?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: rjs246 on October 06, 2006, 01:31:53 AM
QuoteThe move also would have saved the team from the fiasco that unfolded last week regarding T.O.'s accidentally intentional drug overdose.

Good stuff.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 06, 2006, 05:40:46 AM
QuoteBelieve it or not, Terrell Owens is releasing another book. Actually, it's a series of children's books titled T.O.'s Time Out. The Dallas-based publisher is BenBella Books, and the first book will be called Little T Learns to Share. It hits stores Nov. 15. We can only guess what Little T will be sharing.

TO writing kids books is like the Son Of Sam killer writing books on being a productive member of society.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 06, 2006, 05:43:33 AM
(http://pdn.philly.com/news.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on October 06, 2006, 08:33:14 AM
Who has more pride? TO or Tuna? Man I wish he cut him before the season started, that would of been great!

BTW- That pic of TO getting raped by that dog is hilarious! Thats some classic photoshop right there...I Luv Me SUm Dogg Meat!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 06, 2006, 12:56:12 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on September 27, 2006, 10:28:04 AM
O D - O D - O D - O D
OOOO DDDDDDDDDEEEEE
OOOOOOO DDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

QuoteAccording to ticket brokers, Owens has added more than $100 to the value of a ticket, giving it the rough equivalent of a second-round playoff game. His reception will be chilly and, almost certainly, executed in poor taste. Fans say they will dress as pill vials, some accompanied by significant others dressed as nurses. There will be boos, of course, and variations on the T.O. song, substituting the letters O.D. Pill bottles undoubtedly will be thrown on the field; hopefully fans won't fill them with C-size batteries.

"Remember when we hit Santa Claus with snowballs?" said one rowdy diner at Pat's. "It's going to be worse than that."

from espn.com
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Wingspan on October 06, 2006, 01:01:42 PM
i am a seer  8)

Quote"Remember when we hit Santa Claus with snowballs?" said one rowdy diner at Pat's. "It's going to be worse than that."

wow...we're gonna throw santa at OD!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on October 06, 2006, 01:03:43 PM
i saw an interview with him yesterday and he said himself they have a chant for him, media asked what, he said OD! Everyone including himself started laughing. Laugh now bitch, better keep your helmet on the entire game.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on October 06, 2006, 04:07:00 PM
I think of nothing more perfect than OD dieing on sunday. And an Eagles in. But if he dies and we lose, I'll consider it a good day.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on October 12, 2006, 03:22:13 PM
Cold Pizza just aired some footage of you know who demanding the ball more.  Apparently... the 13 times he was targeted this past week (2nd most in the NFL that week) wasn't enough.  :-D

(http://www.life-enhancement.com/NeoFiles/images/Issue13/3/mushroom-cloud.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on October 12, 2006, 03:29:03 PM
was it previously unseen footage from the game sunday?....or the stuff they were showing all game on fox...
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on October 12, 2006, 03:43:37 PM
Nah, the comments had to be from within the past day or two because it was in the Cowboys locker room.  He was in front of his own locker.

Then they talked to Parcells for reaction, who said something to the effect that he was targeted 13 times... can't try much harder than that to get the ball to him.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Feva on October 12, 2006, 03:48:08 PM
Outside the Lines:

TO has been targeted 40 times this season... with 17 receptions.  13 more than the 2nd most on the team, Terry Glenn, who has 20 receptions.


They aired another clip of Parcells.  Reporter mentions T.O.

Parcells:  I have no comment on T.O.

Reporter:  Why is that?

Parcells:  Because I don't want to talk about him.  I'm tired of it.



God, I love it!
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 12, 2006, 03:49:57 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on October 12, 2006, 03:43:37 PM
Nah, the comments had to be from within the past day or two because it was in the Cowboys locker room.  He was in front of his own locker.

Then they talked to Parcells for reaction, who said something to the effect that he was targeted 13 times... can't try much harder than that to get the ball to him.

14?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Tomahawk on October 12, 2006, 03:54:38 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on October 12, 2006, 03:43:37 PM
Nah, the comments had to be from within the past day or two because it was in the Cowboys locker room.  He was in front of his own locker.

Then they talked to Parcells for reaction, who said something to the effect that he was targeted 13 times... can't try much harder than that to get the ball to him.

As T.O. said, how many of those balls were even catchable? I'd say six.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 12, 2006, 03:59:16 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 12, 2006, 03:54:38 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on October 12, 2006, 03:43:37 PM
Nah, the comments had to be from within the past day or two because it was in the Cowboys locker room.  He was in front of his own locker.

Then they talked to Parcells for reaction, who said something to the effect that he was targeted 13 times... can't try much harder than that to get the ball to him.

As T.O. said, how many of those balls were even catchable? I'd say six.

If TO has 25 million reasons to want to be alive then he also has 25 million reasons to catch every ball thrown in his direction......and  3 that are thrown to the opposite side of the field. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 12, 2006, 04:00:42 PM
To be honest I think he's lost a step, he hasn't gotten good speration in the 3 games I've seen him in this season. When he was here sometimes he was so wide open it was ridiculous. I know its a new offense he's learning and he had that bullshtein hamstring during training camp but he's clearly healthy now and he just doesn't have the burst he used too.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 13, 2006, 04:44:53 PM
QuoteT.O.'s tardiness leads to argument with coach

Owens, Haley clashed after WR was late to Wednesday's practice


02:45 PM CDT on Friday, October 13, 2006

By TODD ARCHER / The Dallas Morning News


IRVING – There might be a reason behind Bill Parcells' decision to not talk about Terrell Owens the last two days.

According to multiple sources, Owens was late to Wednesday's practice, leading to a heated discussion with passing game coordinator Todd Haley. On Thursday, however, Owens and Haley met and squashed the issue.

Owens was not available for comment. The incident is not expected to affect Owens' playing status for Sunday's game against Houston.

During his media availability on Wednesday, Owens expressed frustration with how he was being used in the offense, which has contributed to his 17-catch, 232-yard, one-touchdown start to the season.

During Sunday's game at Philadelphia, Owens, who was held to three catches for 45 yards in his return, was seen mouthing, "Why am I here?" and, "Are you kidding me?" and had several animated discussions with Haley.

On Wednesday, Owens again questioned why he was with the Cowboys.

When asked Wednesday why he thought he was not involved more, Owens said, "I don't know. I honestly couldn't tell you. All I know is, dude, I practice hard every day. The guys know that. When I'm on the football field on Sundays, I try my best to do whatever I can to help win games. For whatever reason, that's not happening."

This is the second off-field issue involving Owens and practice. He missed a team meeting and rehab session on Aug. 25, resulting in a $9,500 fine.

Since signing a three-year, $25 million deal with the Cowboys that included a $5 million signing bonus, Owens' time with the team has not gone smoothly. He missed 21 practices during training camp with a hamstring injury, broke his right hand Sept. 17 vs. Washington and suffered an accidental overdose on painkillers on Sept. 27.

Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 13, 2006, 05:41:11 PM
I honestly didn't expect it all to blow up so soon.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: BigEd76 on October 13, 2006, 05:41:56 PM
Ed Werder's version (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2624142)

QuoteThe incident ended with both yelling, shouting, "Don't disrespect me like that."
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on October 13, 2006, 06:08:19 PM
He's totally worth it.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: The BIGSTUD on October 13, 2006, 06:52:31 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on October 13, 2006, 05:41:56 PM
Ed Werder's version (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2624142)

QuoteThe incident ended with both yelling, shouting, "Don't disrespect me like that."

(http://www.thestar.com/images/thestar/img/051019_blog_ali_g_200.jpg)

RESPEK
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 13, 2006, 09:54:25 PM
Sound familiar? (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-cowboys-to&prov=ap&type=lgns)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Zanshin on October 13, 2006, 10:07:18 PM
lol...glad he learned.  No more of that nonsense like last year; good to see how people can grow.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 13, 2006, 10:20:55 PM
How long until we see Owens on ESPN telling the world that his last name isn't Haley and he's not one of Todd's kids?

Countdown on ESPN will be good this week. Irvin went off last week and TJ keeps prodding him with the cattle prod. I can't wait to hear Mike's defense of TO this week.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on October 13, 2006, 10:32:46 PM
Good lord. It never ends.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: hunt on October 13, 2006, 11:12:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/lSS5jQjhf2Y


:paranoid


Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: QB Eagles on October 14, 2006, 12:45:57 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 13, 2006, 09:54:25 PM
Sound familiar? (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-cowboys-to&prov=ap&type=lgns)

(http://images.oldglory.com/product/009376CTDEc.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on October 14, 2006, 03:34:13 PM
I love this.  It would be great if they just continue to implode.  That team is extremely talented, but Jerrah just had to bring in TO.  About the only thing better that could happen that would be better would be the Cowboys crashing into a building. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 15, 2006, 09:11:03 AM
QuoteOWENS WON'T TALK TO HALEY

Although some Cowboys fans are trying to downplay reports of the Wednesday blowup between receiver Terrell Owens and receivers coach Todd Haley by pointing out that arguments between players and coaches are common, T.O. took the thing a step farther by using his weekly radio hour with his newest enabler, Dan LeBa(s)tard, to piss and moan about the situation.

Owens said during his Friday night appearance on 790 The Ticket in Miami that "there will be nothing else, no dialogue" between him and Haley.

"There will be no more friendly nothing because I don't trust anybody like that," Owens said. "I will go out and practice hard. I will respect him as a coach, and he should respect me as a player.  Anything outside of that I am not going to be able to deal with.  Right now, we are merely co-workers, and that's it."

According to Owens, the problem started when he showed up late to the practice field on Wednesday because he had some sort of a stomach problem.  "By the time I step on the field, Todd starts cursing at me, this and that, and I'm like, 'Dude, I was in the restroom,"' Owens said. "He said, 'I don't [care] what you were doing.  Everybody else is out here.'"

Later, they got into an argument during a meeting.  "I was venting, he was venting," Owens said.  "I felt it stayed behind closed doors."

And that seems to be Owens' biggest beef with the situation -- his assumption that ESPN's Ed Werder got his information about the incident from Haley.  Even if it was Haley who blabbed (and not, for example, someone who overheard the two men shouting at each other), isn't it a little odd that Owens would get on his high horse because he thinks his position coach told someone that Owens yelled at him?

One thing that the modern player seems to have forgotten is that coaches and players aren't equals in the overall hierarchy of a team.  The coaches, even when earning a fraction of the "reasons to live" that the player is paid, are still entitled to respect and, more importantly, deference from the players on the team.

So when Owens shows up late, Haley has the right to give him grief about it.  Especially since Haley is sure to catch hell from his boss, Bill Parcells, about the fact that Haley doesn't have his guys on the field on time.  And it's Owens' job in those circumstances to take the heat and move on.

Instead, it's another explanation ("I had to poopy") coupled with a failure to accept responsibility for his actions ("I was frustrated") and blame hurled at another ("Haley told someone else that I yelled at him").  It's the same tired formula that Owens applies whenever he finds himself in some type of controversy.

And he always caps off the process by talking about the whole thing somewhere, somehow.

Our current assessent of the situation is that Owens is making himself look like a bigger fool every time he opens his mouth, and the Cowboys' failure to take any action about it is in turn making owner Jerry Jones and coach Bill Parcells look like complete and total nincompoops, too.

This is from PFT. I feel the same exact way that Jerrah and Tuna look like dipshteins because the ONE THING that EVERYONE said is that Parcells could keep TO in line. That Reid was a farging softie and that Tuna would lay the hammer down.

Right.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Wingspan on October 15, 2006, 09:30:05 AM
i am really looking forward to reading about OD next year in the Point and Laugh at the taterskins 2007 thread
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 15, 2006, 11:14:46 AM
My prediction is the Raiders will rid themselves of Porter and somehow wind up with TO.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 15, 2006, 12:21:33 PM
QuoteOWENS FRACTURING LOCKER ROOM

A league source tells us that the ongoing antics of Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens, coupled with the failure of the organization to do anything about it, is creating a schism in the team's locker room.

Per the source, many players think that Owens is a "f--king icehole" and that "his bullsh-t is screwing up what promised to be a playoff season."  However, Owens is surrounding himself with teammates who support him, and they're buying into his "us against the world" mentality.

So there's a pro-T.O. camp, and an anti-T.O. camp in the locker room.  It's not the best way, in our view, to get 53 guys on the same page.

Regarding the guy at the center of the latest T.O.-driven brouhaha, receivers coach Todd Haley, the players generally regard him as a "good guy" who "goes to bat for the receivers."  The source said that Owens' suggestion that Haley can't be trusted "is bullshtein," and that "Owens is acting like he's never been yelled at."

We're also told that some players believe that owner Jerry Jones knows his made a mistake in signing Owens, but that Jones' "ego is too f--king big to get rid of him."
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: TexasEagle on October 15, 2006, 12:28:49 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 15, 2006, 12:21:33 PM
QuoteOWENS FRACTURING LOCKER ROOM

A league source tells us that the ongoing antics of Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens, coupled with the failure of the organization to do anything about it, is creating a schism in the team's locker room.

Per the source, many players think that Owens is a "f--king icehole" and that "his bullsh-t is screwing up what promised to be a playoff season." However, Owens is surrounding himself with teammates who support him, and they're buying into his "us against the world" mentality.

So there's a pro-T.O. camp, and an anti-T.O. camp in the locker room. It's not the best way, in our view, to get 53 guys on the same page.

Regarding the guy at the center of the latest T.O.-driven brouhaha, receivers coach Todd Haley, the players generally regard him as a "good guy" who "goes to bat for the receivers." The source said that Owens' suggestion that Haley can't be trusted "is bullshtein," and that "Owens is acting like he's never been yelled at."

We're also told that some players believe that owner Jerry Jones knows his made a mistake in signing Owens, but that Jones' "ego is too f--king big to get rid of him."

Nice.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 15, 2006, 12:39:17 PM
There may not be an official thread for the Cowboys, but I'm pointing and laughing anyway.  :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Beermonkey on October 15, 2006, 01:00:22 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on October 15, 2006, 11:14:46 AM
My prediction is the Raiders will rid themselves of Porter and somehow wind up with TO.

They just said the same thing on the Fox pregame. That would be the perfect end to T.O.'s career in Oakland aka The Land of Misfit Players.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 15, 2006, 09:11:54 PM
What. The. farg? (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2626816)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: BigEd76 on October 15, 2006, 09:35:30 PM
Nice that they corrected it.  That would have been some major BS if the coach had been fined for defending himself against TO's crap....
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on October 15, 2006, 11:54:48 PM
Enough of this. Kill him.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 16, 2006, 10:25:43 AM
Notice how after today's game, he was talking about how much he LOVES his coach..after he got 3 TDs.

I hate him.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: mussa on October 17, 2006, 04:49:51 PM
Some guy is selling these shirts, hot shtein. Love the design

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/BE31D4B1_A88CE5D4.jpg)
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 17, 2006, 06:28:10 PM
He would have made alot more money had he sold them PRIOR to the HOME game against Dallas. 
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 17, 2006, 06:37:49 PM
Eskin says that TO text messaged Barkley because he didn't like Sir Charles saying he would punch him in the head and was a bad teammate last night on MNF.

Poor TO. :-D
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on October 17, 2006, 06:41:11 PM
Barkley sitting in the booth yapping is better than just about every football broadcast booth.
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Phanatic on October 17, 2006, 08:36:17 PM
Get Barkley?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 17, 2006, 08:56:53 PM
How are his coverage skills?
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Phanatic on October 17, 2006, 09:31:59 PM
Well the round mound of rebound can spit on anyone who beats him deep? That'll make em think twice...
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: BigEd76 on October 17, 2006, 09:45:33 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on October 17, 2006, 08:56:53 PM
How are his coverage skills?

Pretty good.  Gravy, nacho cheese, pancake syrup...
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 18, 2006, 08:06:55 AM
Quote from: Phanatic on October 17, 2006, 09:31:59 PM
Well the round mound of rebound can spit on anyone who beats him deep? That'll make em think twice...

So can Sean Taylor
Title: Re: 2006 Point & Laugh at the Cowboys thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 24, 2006, 02:44:34 PM
I motion that SD or a mod/admin edit this thread to...

"2006 Point & Laugh at the Cowboys thread"
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: ice grillin you on October 24, 2006, 02:48:41 PM
mike furrey has more catches and yards than TO
Title: Re: TO signs with Dallas
Post by: MDS on October 24, 2006, 04:05:52 PM
the legend of the one good white wr a year continues
Title: Re: 2006 Point & Laugh at the Cowboys thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 24, 2006, 04:17:13 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 24, 2006, 02:44:34 PM
I motion that SD or a mod/admin edit this thread to...

"2006 Point & Laugh at the Cowboys thread"

Done
Title: Re: 2006 Point & Laugh at the Cowboys thread
Post by: phattymatty on October 24, 2006, 04:22:02 PM
why would we do that?  laughing at the skins is much more fun.
Title: Re: 2006 Point & Laugh at the Cowboys thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 24, 2006, 05:01:38 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on October 24, 2006, 04:22:02 PM
why would we do that?  laughing at the skins is much more fun.

You can point and laugh at both, there aren't any rules against it.
Title: Re: 2006 Point & Laugh at the Cowboys thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 24, 2006, 05:07:38 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on October 24, 2006, 04:22:02 PM
why would we do that?  laughing at the skins is much more fun.

It wasn't much fun to laugh at the skins during MNF last night, because they weren't even playing in the game.
Title: Re: 2006 Point & Laugh at the Cowboys thread
Post by: BigEd76 on October 24, 2006, 05:17:58 PM
 :yay
Title: Re: 2006 Point & Laugh at the Cowboys thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 24, 2006, 05:26:07 PM
Nice. :yay
Title: Re: 2006 Point & Laugh at the Cowboys thread
Post by: rjs246 on October 24, 2006, 05:48:50 PM
Meh, you've officially bastichized one of the best threads ever created. Poor form.
Title: Re: 2006 Point & Laugh at the Cowboys thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 24, 2006, 08:32:09 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 24, 2006, 05:48:50 PM
Meh, you've officially bastichized one of the best threads ever created. Poor form.

In some ways I agree, this can't live up to the Skins thread since there's really no Cowboys message board equalivent of ES. How does '2006 Point & Laugh at TO and the Cowboys thread' sound?
Title: Re: 2006 Point & Laugh at the Cowboys thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 24, 2006, 08:34:04 PM
Or;

The F Dallas Thread
The Dallas Sucks Thread
Title: Re: 2006 Point & Laugh at the Cowboys thread
Post by: TexasEagle on October 24, 2006, 08:36:32 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 24, 2006, 08:34:04 PM
The Dallas Sucks Thread

I second this one!

The radioheads were a riot to listen to today. Whining about the Cowboys season being over & the Romo/Bledsoe controversy all freakin' day. It was awesome!
Title: Re: 2006 Point & Laugh at the Cowboys thread
Post by: Dillen on October 24, 2006, 08:37:22 PM
I think "farg Dallas." as the title would suffice.
Title: Re: FARG DALLAS! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 24, 2006, 08:40:51 PM
I like the FARG DALLAS suggestion best. It gives this thread a personality of its own that we can all associate with. The point and laugh at the Skins thread is more towards their fans and fits the personality of the thread to a 'T'.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on October 24, 2006, 08:55:59 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on October 24, 2006, 08:40:51 PM
I like the FARG DALLAS suggestion best. It gives this thread a personality of its own that we can all associate with. The point and laugh at the Skins thread is more towards their fans and fits the personality of the thread to a 'T'.

My thoughts exactly.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on October 24, 2006, 08:57:14 PM
you're all nerds for analyzing it so much....nerds
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 24, 2006, 09:00:03 PM
(http://hirr.hartsem.edu/images/nerds.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 24, 2006, 09:04:35 PM
Quote from: SunMo on October 24, 2006, 08:57:14 PM
you're all nerds for analyzing it so much....nerds

(http://img62.exs.cx/img62/295/ogre3nf.th.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2006, 10:24:24 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2637905
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 25, 2006, 04:49:59 PM
i wonder what will sting more the skins losing at home  to vince young or dallas and tony romo
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 26, 2006, 08:52:31 PM
TO throws Bledsoe under the bus (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2639551)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on October 26, 2006, 09:24:14 PM
That would be awesome if Romo got hurt this game and they had to go back to Bledsoe for the rest of the season.  I would love to hear the spin doctors on that one.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 26, 2006, 10:09:16 PM
Link  (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-cowboys-ratinsalad&prov=ap&type=lgns)

QuoteDALLAS (AP) -- Dallas Cowboys assistant coach Todd Haley is suing a suburban McDonald's, claiming his wife and the family's live in baby sitter found a dead rat in their salad.

The lawsuit filed Thursday in state district court seeks $1.7 million in damages, The Dallas Morning News reported on its Web site.

In addition to Haley, the Cowboys' passing game coordinator who got in a well-publicized shouting match with Terrell Owens earlier this month, the suit was also filed on behalf of his wife Christine and the family's au pair, Kathryn Kelley.

A message left for McDonald's Corp. spokesman Walt Riker on Thursday evening was not immediately returned.

According to the lawsuit, Christine Haley and Kelley had eaten part of the salad purchased June 5 at a McDonald's in Southlake before the dead rodent was uncovered.

The women became violently ill and endured long-lasting physical injuries, the lawsuit said.

In the Cowboys' loss to Philadelphia on Oct. 8, Owens was seen screaming at Haley on the sidelines. Owens later said his relationship with Haley was ruined, but then said after his three-touchdown game against the Texans on Oct. 15 that there was mutual respect between the two.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 26, 2006, 10:21:59 PM
if it looks like a rat, smells like a rat..................    :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 27, 2006, 12:32:29 AM
They have a farging au pair? Dude makes good money as a coach. How about the wife raise the kids?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 27, 2006, 01:28:56 AM
Nice french word, Billy Bob. But it's nanny 'round these parts.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 27, 2006, 01:46:25 AM
It said it in the article, MarcusHayesLuvr.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 27, 2006, 02:07:15 AM
His splooge tasted good. Shut up.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 27, 2006, 02:40:23 AM
 :sly :puke
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 27, 2006, 10:09:51 AM
Nannies and au pairs are actually two separate things.

Nannies are simply caretakers of the baby.  Au pairs are young, attractive, foreign women with few inhibitions.  They will also cook, clean, and perform fellatio.  Well, that's the way it goes in my head, anyway.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 27, 2006, 11:25:17 AM
Au pairs also shake and kill babies. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on October 27, 2006, 11:43:50 AM
nobody's perfect
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 27, 2006, 11:50:19 AM
True.  And it's only a minor character flaw anyway.  Nothing to get too concerned about imo. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 27, 2006, 11:56:11 AM
I had old ladies come and take care of me in the afternoon when my parents were working. They were both disgusting, but I'm sure my dad had sex with the both of them.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 03, 2006, 08:36:53 AM
T.O. catching some Z's in meetings

11:46 PM CST on Thursday, November 2, 2006

By CALVIN WATKINS / The Dallas Morning News

IRVING – Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens is falling asleep in team meetings, most recently on Thursday.

Owens told the Cowboys he had a sleeping problem before he signed with the team in the spring.

"I don't know what it is," Owens said after Thursday's practice. "I've never been diagnosed with it. It's nothing new for me to fall asleep in a meeting. It goes back to my rookie year in San Francisco. My receivers coach [George Stewart] knew I would fall asleep. He thought I was staying up late, and sometimes I did. When I did get to bed early, I would still get to meetings and fall asleep, and it's the same thing here."

Owens said he's not hanging out or staying up late.

He said he works hard studying film and the game plan. He said once he processes the game plan, the meetings and film work become redundant. When lights dim in a quiet room, he dozes off quickly. Owens said he also falls asleep fast on airplanes.

Cowboys owner/general manger Jerry Jones said the team has done its homework on Owens.

"Those are personal health issues, and we all have them in varying ways. I don't say that as though it's something that's irritating at all," said Jones, who said such things aren't discussed with those outside the team.

Owens said he's not making light of the situation, which he said bothers passing game coordinator Todd Haley.

"Todd is a big stickler, and he kind of got offended," Owens said. "That's one of his pet peeves about not sleeping in a meeting. I talked to him one-on-one and said, 'I'm not trying to fall asleep. I've always been like that.' "

Owens once had Stewart, who coaches in Atlanta, call the receivers coach in Philadelphia, David Culley, to tell him about the sleep problems.

"At some point, give me a little vet credit," Owens said. "But I understand [Haley] wants me to be a professional and be a stand-up guy for the younger guys on the team."

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 03, 2006, 09:04:14 AM
Oh, so it's a medical condition?  That explains it.  I feel sorry for TO.  that is incredibly accurate.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 03, 2006, 09:05:59 AM
Oh. My. God.

Jerrah's to-the-death defense of this guy is even more nauseating than TO's lame dick excuses.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on November 03, 2006, 09:25:39 AM
Nuke them all.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 03, 2006, 09:48:18 AM
I don't know why anyone is surprised by the fact that TO's brain randomly turns itself off through out the day. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 05, 2006, 12:39:58 PM
Jerry's interview with Curt Menefee was painful to watch...

They were talking about TO falling asleep. Jerrah once again says he will not discuss personal health issues. Although it sounds like a workplace issue, its a health issue. A lot of guys drink caffeine but Terrell doesn't put things in his body (yeah, except 35 pills in one shot).

And the quote of the day....

"Maybe we need to have the trainers show him how to drink coffee"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 05, 2006, 12:50:34 PM
I hate the Dallas/Skins game more than any other game throughout the year.  I simply can't root for either team.  Even though a Skins win would clearly benefit the Eagles, I still can't root for that.  Not with TO on the opposite sideline.  But I can't root for Dallas because I would literally puke my stomach inside out listening to what Skins fan has to say after the game. 

DAMNIT!!  This is like watching 2 retards fight.  I'll feel dirty inside rooting for either one. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Beermonkey on November 05, 2006, 12:54:58 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 27, 2006, 10:09:51 AM
Au pairs are young, attractive, foreign women with few inhibitions.  They will also cook, clean, and perform fellatio.  Well, that's the way it goes in my head, anyway.

They will all wear plaid skirts & knee socks too. At least that's what I'd search for in their profile.


Swedish Aupair Elin (http://www.greataupair.com/fastfind.cfm/locatorID/589450/page/2/pagelist/1/searchType/Advanced/aupairShortStay/1/aupairStartDate/0/countryList/220/pref/0/nationalityReq/1/displayRows/5)

Swedish Aupair Clara (http://www.greataupair.com/fastfind.cfm/locatorID/586308/page/7/pagelist/1/searchType/Advanced/aupairShortStay/1/aupairStartDate/0/countryList/220/pref/0/nationalityReq/1/displayRows/5)

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 05, 2006, 01:49:51 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on November 05, 2006, 12:54:58 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 27, 2006, 10:09:51 AM
Au pairs are young, attractive, foreign women with few inhibitions.  They will also cook, clean, and perform fellatio.  Well, that's the way it goes in my head, anyway.

They will all wear plaid skirts & knee socks too. At least that's what I'd search for in their profile.


Swedish Aupair Elin (http://www.greataupair.com/fastfind.cfm/locatorID/589450/page/2/pagelist/1/searchType/Advanced/aupairShortStay/1/aupairStartDate/0/countryList/220/pref/0/nationalityReq/1/displayRows/5)

Swedish Aupair Clara (http://www.greataupair.com/fastfind.cfm/locatorID/586308/page/7/pagelist/1/searchType/Advanced/aupairShortStay/1/aupairStartDate/0/countryList/220/pref/0/nationalityReq/1/displayRows/5)



Excellent work BM as I need to find alternate child care arrangments next summer when my kids visit. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on November 05, 2006, 07:06:11 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on November 05, 2006, 12:54:58 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 27, 2006, 10:09:51 AM
Au pairs are young, attractive, foreign women with few inhibitions.  They will also cook, clean, and perform fellatio.  Well, that's the way it goes in my head, anyway.

They will all wear plaid skirts & knee socks too. At least that's what I'd search for in their profile.


Swedish Aupair Elin (http://www.greataupair.com/fastfind.cfm/locatorID/589450/page/2/pagelist/1/searchType/Advanced/aupairShortStay/1/aupairStartDate/0/countryList/220/pref/0/nationalityReq/1/displayRows/5)

Swedish Aupair Clara (http://www.greataupair.com/fastfind.cfm/locatorID/586308/page/7/pagelist/1/searchType/Advanced/aupairShortStay/1/aupairStartDate/0/countryList/220/pref/0/nationalityReq/1/displayRows/5)



My wife thinks Clara is hot.  I'll be contacting her tomorrow to see how long she can live in St. Louis.

This is gonna be great!   :yay
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on November 05, 2006, 07:20:10 PM
Another Clara... Yumdee Yum Yum. (http://www.greataupair.com/fastfind.cfm/locatorID/590392/page/14/pagelist/2/aupairGender/0,1/countryList/0/displayRows/5)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 06, 2006, 08:44:03 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 05, 2006, 12:50:34 PM
I hate the Dallas/Skins game more than any other game throughout the year.  I simply can't root for either team.  Even though a Skins win would clearly benefit the Eagles, I still can't root for that.  Not with TO on the opposite sideline.  But I can't root for Dallas because I would literally puke my stomach inside out listening to what Skins fan has to say after the game. 

DAMNIT!!  This is like watching 2 retards fight.  I'll feel dirty inside rooting for either one. 

I'm pointing and laughing at the Cowboys whole-heartedly today.


It was cute how TO dropped that sure TD bomb in the 2nd half.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on November 06, 2006, 05:03:21 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 06, 2006, 08:44:03 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 05, 2006, 12:50:34 PM
I hate the Dallas/Skins game more than any other game throughout the year.  I simply can't root for either team.  Even though a Skins win would clearly benefit the Eagles, I still can't root for that.  Not with TO on the opposite sideline.  But I can't root for Dallas because I would literally puke my stomach inside out listening to what Skins fan has to say after the game. 

DAMNIT!!  This is like watching 2 retards fight.  I'll feel dirty inside rooting for either one. 

I'm pointing and laughing at the Cowboys whole-heartedly today.


It was cute how TO dropped that sure TD bomb in the 2nd half.

I can understand why you'd think it was funny, if it was a different team I would too. The two retards fight bit was funny though, and spot on. It's like with every penalty Dallas was just going "Here, here, beat us!" I've been a fan for 35 years and can't remember a Dallas team racking up over 150 yards worth of penalties.

I had a funny feeling going into this game, but I figured it would be one of those where they shot their load against Carolina and DC would be fired up. I dang sure didn't expect the Benny Hill show. Fitting that it had such a freaky ending, too.

No, I wasn't this rational 24 hours ago. ;)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on November 08, 2006, 12:33:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD-9_nnJZgo&eurl=
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on November 08, 2006, 12:42:52 PM
 :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 08, 2006, 12:55:07 PM
 :-D :-D :-D

I like how he loads up to rip the FG kicker.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Cerevant on November 08, 2006, 12:56:45 PM
 ??? I don't get it...is he talking about the Eagles?

[ ;) added for the sarcasm impaired]
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on November 08, 2006, 01:02:43 PM
You're not that dumb.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MURP on November 08, 2006, 01:48:58 PM
 :-D  great find there phatty
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on November 08, 2006, 02:58:54 PM
How 'bout that. Queer.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on November 08, 2006, 03:03:34 PM
God Bless Sam Kinison
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 10, 2006, 10:31:10 AM
LMFAO

(http://espn.go.com/i/page2/to_instructions.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 10, 2006, 10:36:51 AM
 :-D :-D :-D

Hilarious
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MURP on November 10, 2006, 10:38:37 AM
good stuff
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on November 10, 2006, 10:47:41 AM
vera nice.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on November 12, 2006, 04:26:54 PM
Little T drops the ball. Again.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Yeti on November 12, 2006, 10:02:50 PM
Survival Guide = Very funny
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on November 15, 2006, 10:26:26 PM
The "Dancing with the Stars" winner looking a little.... suspect.  :sly

(http://a.abc.com/primetime/dancing/images/gallery/310/smith_25_240x360.jpg) (http://a.abc.com/primetime/dancing/images/gallery/310/smith_24_240x360.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 22, 2006, 07:43:24 AM
vomit (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/football/nfl/11/21/bc.fbn.cowboys.t.o.ap/index.html)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 22, 2006, 07:57:29 AM
guess TO isnt as stupid as we all thought

hes gonna win the division and be playing in january while the eagles stink even with mcnabb who wont be playing until next fall at best
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 22, 2006, 08:10:52 AM
He went to the only city that gave him a contract offer.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 22, 2006, 08:12:27 AM
yeah but he got the hell out of philly
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: carter08 on December 05, 2006, 07:28:45 PM
Dallas Sucks  ;D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 06, 2006, 06:05:09 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-cowboys-toparcells&prov=ap&type=lgns
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on December 06, 2006, 07:48:06 PM
What an ass.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 06, 2006, 08:01:26 PM
He's been there 3 months and has 4 friends. Good for him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 06, 2006, 08:02:30 PM
I actually got a laugh out of it.   
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 07, 2006, 06:59:07 PM
Kearse was the only Eagle invited
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 07, 2006, 07:07:54 PM
Sounds like someone has terrific social skills.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2006, 09:22:11 PM
Anyone seem TO's new earring he's wearing? It looks like he bought it from Del Griffith the shower curtain ring salesman.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: mooby on December 08, 2006, 09:28:07 PM
Finally a thread I can support.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 10, 2006, 05:01:32 PM
QuoteOWENS MAKES ANOTHER ATTENTION GRAB

Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens, who apparently can't stand not being the first player talked about whenever his team is mentioned, has made yet another attempt to get his name back in the conversation.

And maybe this one will finally prompt the Cowboys to get rid of him.

The key word, as ESPN's Tom Jackson noted after the interview that ran on Sunday NFL Countdown, is "contradiction."

While insisting that he's happy with the Cowboys, T.O. pissed and moaned about things like, for example, the fact that coach Bill Parcells "didn't say anything" after Owens' accidental suicide attempt.

"He never asked how were you?" asked Michael Irvin in response.

"I found it very odd that he wouldn't be concerned," Owens said.

Regarding the stream of issues and distractions in which he has been involved this season, Owens insisted, "I'm doing nothing any other football players that has doing [sic] or done around the league."

Let's see.  Milked hamstring injury.  Drug overdose.  Public spat with position coach.  Falling asleep in meetings.  Tuning out head coach.  Dropping easy passes.  Yeah, pretty much every pro football player does that.

And Owens admits that the media scrutiny to which he was subjected caused him to lose his focus.  "I'm not really into it.  It's like I'm almost kind of faking it. . . .  it was affecting my game."

He now blames his rash of dropped passes on these external events.  Which really isn't surprising, since he finds an external target for pretty much anything that ever goes wrong in his life.

The most shocking statement?  A direct slap at head coach Bill Parcells.  Owens says he loves being a Cowboy "despite Bill's coaching style."

(Ironically, Owens' last sit-down with Irvin, which was aired in June, included gushing from Owens regarding how much he likes Parcells and how much he thinks they'll get along, because they both want to win.)

After the segment, the guys on the Countdown set teed off.  Jackson called Owens a "dangerous teammate," and later wondered aloud whether Parcells might soon come to the same conclusion regarding Owens that Parcells did regarding kicker Mike Vanderjagt.

Ron Jaworski (who's wearing the ladies' frames this weekend) called Owens' admitted failure to pay attention to Parcells' speech to the team on Monday "disgusting and inexcusable."

And Mike Ditka put it best.  "There's an old saying in life.  Either you be a leader -- and he's not a leader.  You either be a follower -- and he's not a follower.  That only leaves you one alternative.  Get the hell out of the way and let this team go where it's got to go.  And believe me he's in the way right now."

Amen.  Our guess?  If/when owner Jerry Jones asks Parcells to come back for another year, the Tuna will have one request.

"Get the player the f--k out of here."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 10, 2006, 06:58:32 PM
I miss him. Things were fun when he was here.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 11, 2006, 04:47:40 PM
QuoteBill the Bully shockingly holds tongue with T.O.     
Mike Freeman    Dec. 11, 2006
CBS SportsLine.com National Columnist
   

IRVING, Texas -- There was a time when Bill Parcells had testicles. :-D

There was a time when Parcells would have taken a self-obsessed weirdo like Terrell Owens, turned Owens' big head and ego inside-out and kicked him up and down the Jersey turnpike.

No one has ever challenged Parcells so publicly the way Owens did this past week. Parcells is The Tuna, the big man, the intimidator. He is the possessor of a devilish knack for extrapolating nightmares from his players. You do not publicly challenge Parcells. You just don't.

And no one ever dared publicly mock him.

Yet there is Owens, dissing Parcells for all to see, admitting he was thinking about his upcoming L.A. birthday bash, daydreaming while Parcells gave a passionate, rousing speech to the Cowboys team.

Yet there is Owens, in a nationally televised interview with his favorite wide receiver enabler (Michael Irvin), accusing the Cowboys organization and, thus, ostensibly Parcells, of leaking damaging information about him to the media.

Yet there is Owens, accusing Parcells of being a heartless cad for not asking how he was feeling following his pill overdose.

Yet there is Owens, saying he is "faking it" on the field and not concentrating.

Yet there is Owens constantly, and I mean constantly, attempting to belittle Parcells, a Hall of Fame coach.

And Parcells' response?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Just unbelievable. Parcells is biting his tongue. We have never seen this from Parcells before. Ever.

The old Parcells, the nasty, brutal coach who has never met a player he could not taunt, would normally steamroll and corral a team obliterator, a dangerous conflictive personality like Owens.

But now, nothing. Absolutely nothing.

The incredible shrinking dictator, the compromiser, the bullied instead of the bullier.

Anyone who has followed Parcells' career is astounded by how he is letting Owens walk all over him in public. No one has ever done this to Parcells. No one has ever smacked Parcells with an open hand for so many to see and lived to tell about it. Ya'll down in Texas don't fully understand the legend of Parcells if you do not understand just how much of a transformation this is.

And please don't give me the "he has done this before" stuff. It is true that Lawrence Taylor, in practice, would say how he was leaving early because he had a tee time. Parcells has given troubled, talented souls leeway before.

The difference is no player has ever gone to the media and taken such shots at Parcells the way Owens does constantly.

Parcells has become one of the starker examples of a man compromising who he really is in order to win a championship.

By making his statements, Owens took a public swipe at the heart of the Parcells mythology: that Parcells has the attention of the players by the aforementioned private parts, and they listen to his every utterance because they are afraid to do otherwise.

"I'm going to help you win a Super Bowl, Bill, but in the process I am going to do everything possible to chop your legend off at the knees," Owens might say.

"OK Terrell," Parcells might respond.

"I'm going to constantly challenge you and embarrass you because I'm an insecure little man on the inside," Owens might add.

"Sure, dude," Parcells responds. "Can I get you something? Cofee? Tea?"

The oddity is that Parcells is the old Parcells with the rest of his players.

This past week was, in a way, classic Tuna. Sensing that his team was receiving heaping amounts of praise and tongue kisses from the media, Parcells went into old-school Parcells mode. He tried to control the narrative, publicly ripping two defensive players known for their underachieving play.

A defensive lineman gets that sarcastic Parcells upper lip.

Owens belittles Parcells in public and Parcells is deaf, blind and dumb.

It is almost as if Parcells is picking on the guys he knows will not publicly fight back and leaving Owens alone because he knows Owens will.

Friends of Owens say he is a good guy. They say he is misunderstood and I am wrong about him. Owens has never been arrested. He is not a Cincinnati Bengal.

He is, however, a public Parcells pain in the posterior and, shockingly, Parcells is just allowing it to happen, barely saying a peep.

How the baddest of the bad have changed.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 11, 2006, 04:59:29 PM
Parcells is in it for the paycheck.  Nothing more, nothing less.

How sad.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 11, 2006, 05:09:25 PM
TO imploding that team from within is the Eagles' only shot to win on Christmas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 12, 2006, 01:46:39 PM
Design pics of the new Cowboys stadium (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/graphics/1206/stadium/)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 12, 2006, 01:48:14 PM
QuoteGuys, before you jump all over me, you all realize how we need veteran leadership on defensive line for pass rush. Should we look at alonzo spellman for veteran pass rush?

They are doing a deal on him on espn, he is now doing marital arts/wrestling deal. He knows about getting down in stance, maybe help guys like Chris Canty & Marcus Spears. It seems like he has controled his mental issues. So, I was just wondering maybe he can help our guys like canty and spears, along with giving us a pass rush. He is 35.

Ha!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on December 12, 2006, 01:59:09 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 12, 2006, 01:46:39 PM
Design pics of the new Cowboys stadium (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/graphics/1206/stadium/)

im actually bidding certain contracts for that place...:(
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on December 12, 2006, 02:00:51 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 12, 2006, 01:46:39 PM
Design pics of the new Cowboys stadium (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/graphics/1206/stadium/)

I can only hope they're playing the taterskins the day that big ass scoreboard decides to come falling from the sky.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 12, 2006, 04:08:47 PM
That scoreboard is a dumb idea.

But at least they have a ring of honor, you know, certain franchises don't. Cough, cough.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Wingspan on December 12, 2006, 04:39:50 PM
QuoteThere will be 16 elevators, ten major staircases and 22 escalators. Sixteen of those escalators will take patrons to the upper concourse.

i really hope the other 6 escalators just dump people off the roof.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 12, 2006, 08:12:26 PM
Nothing could make me happier.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 13, 2006, 08:38:36 PM
QuoteUpdated: Dec. 13, 2006, 7:59 PM ET

T.O. blames team snitch for problems

Associated Press

IRVING, Texas -- Terrell Owens really likes being part of the Dallas Cowboys except for one thing: the snitch.

Owens remains upset that someone within the organization has been airing his dirty laundry. It started with a preseason report about him being late to work and continued with the story about a problem that causes him to fall asleep in meetings.

Those things happened earlier this season, but the bitterness lingers. Owens told ESPN in an interview that aired Sunday that he was "faking it" in practice because he was so frustrated, and then he explained himself much further in a roughly half-hour interview in front of his locker Wednesday.

Describing his tumultuous early season, which also included a hamstring injury in training camp and a broken hand that led to an "accidental overdose" on painkillers, Owens said: "I just felt like I was out there, just out there. I didn't feel like I was a part of the team."

"One of the coaches came to me after one game and I just told him I felt alone in this locker room. That's how I felt at that time. It was weighing a lot on my mind during the course of the game. My mind really wasn't clear to play football," he said.

Now?

"I'm tons better," he said.

T.O.'s season has followed the same arc as the team's record. He was mediocre early but then began putting up big numbers when Tony Romo replaced Drew Bledsoe at quarterback, a move that led to a 5-1 streak. Dallas is 8-5 and leading the NFC East going into a game at Atlanta on Saturday night.

"Winning cures a lot of things," Owens said.

Despite all that's happened, Owens said he is happy enough that he could envision finishing his career with the Cowboys.

"Oh, yeah, I definitely would," he said. "Unless somebody knows something I don't know. ... I mean, I don't see any reason not to, you know what I mean?"

Well, there is that snitch still lurking.

"Yeah, that's my main part of frustration," he said. "It's like, you want to be part of this team and feel part of it, but it's hard to do that when you feel like there are guys you feel like you don't trust. It's just not happening."

What bugs Owens the most about the snitching is that he doesn't think it is so bad to be late or fall asleep in a meeting.

"Those are like petty things, you know what I mean?" he said. "My point is, everybody does it. But it's when I do it, it's a big deal. ... Enough is enough, you know what I mean? It gets to a point where it's like, 'OK, when does it stop?'"

Although T.O. has a good idea of who is snitching -- "This is not a situation where someone is hiding out in the bushes," he said -- he won't confront the suspect until "the time is right."

Why not? Especially if it bothers him so much that he told a national TV audience he was tempted to slack off in practice or a game.

"It wouldn't be nothing but a big distraction," he said. "I just let it be. ... At this point, it's not something to really address. Like I said, I kind of have my hunches. But it's nothing that I'm really dwelling on right now. Just letting it go, trying to play football. That's it."

Owens leads the Cowboys with 72 catches for 971 yards and nine touchdowns. With three games left, he's easily within reach of a seventh 1,000-yard season, could approach his career best of 100 receptions and is one TD shy of most in the NFL. (No wonder his Web site sent e-mails this week asking fans to vote Owens into Pro Bowl, even providing a link to the ballot.)

His stats took a bit of a hit in a 42-17 loss to the New Orleans Saints on Sunday.

Owens caught only three passes for 56 yards, his fewest in both categories since Romo took over as the starting quarterback. He didn't have a catch in the first half, reminiscent of when Bledsoe was the starter.

"I feel like I could be a little bit more involved," Owens said. "But, you know, I don't call the plays. I just go with the plays that are called."

Owens said it would be pointless to lobby the coaches for more passes -- even though he also made it clear he blames them for the routes being chosen, not the decisions Romo is making where to throw it.

Then again, coaches might not want more plays for No. 81 because he leads the league in dropped passes.

"I'm not Superman," he said. "I'm human. Michael Jordan doesn't make every shot. Jerry [Rice] hasn't caught every pass. Tiger [Woods] doesn't make every putt. I understand the expectations of me. People want me to catch every ball. The likelihood of that happening is not going to be great. I understand that."

While discussing the drops, Owens brought up the snitch again, saying he's lacked focus sometimes because he "was consumed by a lot of things going on here."

Another issue Owens raised during his ESPN interview was that coach Bill Parcells never spoke to him directly about his night in the hospital, which included a police report saying T.O. was depressed and attempted suicide.

"It didn't hurt my feelings," Owens said. "I found it odd."

Parcells refuses to get into discussions about things related to Owens. He dismissed questions about the ESPN interview by saying he didn't see it and went into a long discourse about the various things that go into drops when that subject came up.

As for Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, he said the "faking it" quote was taken out of context because "he said just the opposite every other word."

"They took the parts where he was saying the positive things and are going to do that at a later time and used the negative things for the first time because that didn't fit what they wanted to do at that time," Jones said.


Wow.  Just fricken w-o-w.

What a lunatic. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 14, 2006, 08:34:14 AM
QuoteAs for Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, he said the "faking it" quote was taken out of context because "he said just the opposite every other word."

"They took the parts where he was saying the positive things and are going to do that at a later time and used the negative things for the first time because that didn't fit what they wanted to do at that time," Jones said.

The lengths that Jerrah is going to in this is disgusting.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Cerevant on December 14, 2006, 11:46:39 AM
I find two things amusing:

1) TO thinks that there is only one person "snitching" on him
2) It seems that all TO headlines could fit the form: "TO blames <someone else> for <TO's problem>
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on December 15, 2006, 04:26:20 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on December 14, 2006, 08:34:14 AM
QuoteAs for Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, he said the "faking it" quote was taken out of context because "he said just the opposite every other word."

"They took the parts where he was saying the positive things and are going to do that at a later time and used the negative things for the first time because that didn't fit what they wanted to do at that time," Jones said.

The lengths that Jerrah is going to in this is disgusting.

He's got to cover his ass, you know.

Not much different than what you guys went through with Owens except for the famed OD, and pretty much what I expected. If he could ever learn to keep his yap shut, I wouldn't have a problem with him.

Did you all enjoy that game Sunday? For once I'm glad I'm already losing my hair, it's not as noticeable when I pull some out. I can't decide which was worse, the complete and utter asswhipping, or that they kneeled down 4 times inside our 10 with 3 minutes left. At least playing Atlanta tomorrow night lessens the odds that we'll give up another 5 TD passes. 3 or 4 Vick 40 yard TD runs, maybe.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on December 15, 2006, 07:52:35 PM
"Lavonya Quintelle Carter"?
How did I not know about this?

What the hell kinda name is that?

Black people, you gotta stop...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 15, 2006, 07:53:03 PM
If he ever learned to keep his big mouth shut he'd still be playing for the 49ers.

He's done in Dallas after this season.  The only way he isn't is if Parcells retires.  No way the Tuna tolerates another year from that brain fart.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 15, 2006, 08:00:49 PM
Quote from: methdeez on December 15, 2006, 07:52:35 PMWhat the hell kind a name is that?

I farging shtein you not...I knew parents named Andrew and Melissa who named their daughter Andrewlissa.

Can you farging imagine???
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 15, 2006, 10:40:42 PM
That's still better than the idiots out there naming their kids ESPN.

If I ever have another kid I'm going to name him/her HGTV just for the hell of it. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 15, 2006, 10:47:05 PM
If I ever have a kid, I'm gonna kill it and then myself and you fargers will be better off for it, I promise.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 15, 2006, 10:53:47 PM
(http://www.nbc5i.com/2006/1215/10546009_240X180.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 15, 2006, 10:57:58 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on December 15, 2006, 10:47:05 PM
If I ever have a kid, I'm gonna kill it and then myself and you fargers will be better off for it, I promise.

No you won't.  You'll get one of those chest straps and carry the kid around everywhere.   
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 16, 2006, 08:37:01 AM
im really looking forward to watching my first non eagle game of the year tonight

this game is great because the eagles win no matter who loses
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 16, 2006, 11:31:40 AM
http://cbs11tv.com/video/?id=14947@ktvt.dayport.com&cid=28 (http://cbs11tv.com/video/?id=14947@ktvt.dayport.com&cid=28)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on December 17, 2006, 08:30:34 AM
From today's Jump Start comic strip:
(http://www.comics.com/comics/jumpstart/archive/images/jumpstart200612187267.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on December 17, 2006, 10:31:39 AM
TO spt in Hall's face last night, then admitted to it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 17, 2006, 10:45:25 AM
What a douchebag.  On top of that here's what Jerrah said about TO dropping passes
QuoteJONES PROPS UP OWENS

At a time when Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens is being criticized both for recent contradictory and (in our view) bizarre statements made during an ESPN interview and for spitting in the face of Falcons cornerback DeAngelo Hall, T.O.'s real boss has thrown him a bone.

After Saturday night's game, Dallas owner Jerry Jones proclaimed that Owens severed a tendon in his right ring finger a few weeks back in practice and that he declined season-ending surgery, even though (sniff) he might never have full use of the ring finger for . . . the . . . rest . . . of . . . his . . . life.

"There's no question about what he's willing to do for his team," Jones said.

"I'm doing this for the team," Owens said.  "I've done it before, where I've played through injuries and put all my selfish nature and my personal stuff to the side and put the team first."

In comments that were aired on ESPN, coach Bill Parcells indicated that he wasn't aware of the injury.

The oddest aspect of this, as we see it, is the failure of Owens to mention the injury at all during his rambling, self-indulgent remarks to Michael Irvin of ESPN, in which T.O. offered up any and all possible excuses for his inability to catch and secure the football on a regular basis.  A severed tendon in a finger in his right hand is a lot more plausible to us than the notion that T.O. is distracted between the lines by a snitch who is feeding bad things about him to the media.
:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 17, 2006, 10:46:21 AM
I wonder if Jerry and TO have had intercourse yet?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 17, 2006, 10:54:41 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 17, 2006, 10:46:21 AM
I wonder if Jerry and TO have had intercourse yet?

Ass to mouth?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 17, 2006, 10:57:26 AM
Which one would be the ATM'ee?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 17, 2006, 11:02:31 AM
I think TO would be on the sucking end because he'd love the taste of his own shtein.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 17, 2006, 11:10:44 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on December 17, 2006, 10:54:41 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 17, 2006, 10:46:21 AM
I wonder if Jerry and TO have had intercourse yet?

Ass to mouth?

No doubt. :puke
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 17, 2006, 12:26:10 PM
There are an embarassing number of douchebag cockroach bandwagon Cowboy fans in North Philly. It sickens me.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 18, 2006, 04:07:59 AM
QuoteTHE IRONY OF THE T.O. SPIT SPAT

We haven't read T.O.'s much-ballyhooed book about himself, which came out earlier this year.

You might remember it.  It got a little bit of attention.  Especially after Owens claimed that he was misquoted in it.

A reader advised us that there's an anecdote (thanks, Tiki) in the tome (thanks again) regarding T.O.'s experience on the wrong side of a spitting incident.  So we went poking around the 'Net and, lo and behold, we found the excerpt.

Here it is.

"One afternoon while I was in high school, I was riding home on a school bus after a track event.  I made the mistake of falling asleep on the bus.  It was just my luck that the biggest and meanest kid in school was on that bus, too.  I was physically exhausted and passed out in a deep sleep.  I was breathing through my mouth and it was open as I slept.  The jerk came over and hocked up a big wad from his throat and nasal passages.  He dropped that huge, disgusting gob of spit right into my mouth.

"I slept right through the whole thing while everybody laughed at me.  I didn't find out about it until later.  Can you imagine the shame, the humiliation I felt when I went home and told my family?  For what seemed like an eternity, I was teased and tormented unmercifully by the kids at school.  I had been a loner before that happened, and became even more isolated after.

"Everyone laughed at me.  I tried to block out the image of his spit entering my mouth, but I felt nauseated every time I thought about it.  Knowing that he disgraced me and got the best of me was more than I could handle.  From that day on, I was done being a pushover.  Yesterday's loser was determined to become tomorrow's winner."

In our view, T.O.'s trauma should have made him less likely to disrespect another human with the same indignity that hurt him so deeply.

But, then again, we're talking about T.O.

And we wonder whether the kid who spit in Owens' mouth might say that he had gotten tired of Owens constantly running his mouth, just like Owens did when justifying his actions against DeAngelo Hall.

Regardless, we suggest that Owens keep his mouth tightly shut the next time he falls asleep in a meeting.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 18, 2006, 08:41:46 AM
QuotePosted on Mon, Dec. 18, 2006   


Ashley Fox | T.O. many things, but hero?
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has nothing but love for the mercurial receiver.
By Ashley Fox
Inquirer Columnist

Standing less than 10 feet away from Terrell Owens in Dallas' victorious locker room early yesterday morning, Jerry Jones penned Chapter 15 in the tome, Little T. Learns About Love.

After the Cowboys smacked the train-wreck Atlanta Falcons, Jones revealed that Owens recently had made a big decision. He sacrificed his body for his team. Instead of having season-ending surgery to repair a severed tendon in his right ring finger, Owens risked permanent damage to the digit and decided to keep playing.

It was, as the team's owner repeatedly pointed out, the ultimate sacrifice.

Bring on the tissues as Eagles-Cowboys week gets ready to begin in earnest.

"It should be noted that... when it really gets down to where it counts, I've seen him do really the best thing for the team," Jones said. "When he elected not to have that surgery, he really impressed us a lot."

Owens has impressed people in Philadelphia and San Francisco, too. Just not how Jones meant. And a week from tonight, the Eagles will get another chance to silence the beast, this time on Christmas night. Owens is looking forward to it. No doubt after yesterday's 36-22 victory over the New York Giants, so, too, are the Eagles.

After the win over Atlanta on Saturday night, Jones set the message for the week:

Owens is a gamer.

Owens is a team player.

Owens is a hero.

(Tell that to the legion of soldiers who filed through Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport yesterday morning on their way home for the holidays.)

While Jones was busy pumping up his player - and remember, it was the owner, not necessarily the coach, who wanted the troubling star in Dallas in the first place - Falcons cornerback DeAngelo Hall revealed something else about Owens' character. According to Hall, Owens spit in his face after the Cowboys sputtered on their opening drive of the game.

Yep, he spit in the man's face.

"He's not too much in this league to be going around spitting in guys' faces," Hall said. "That's like the No. 1 thing in the National Football League. You don't spit in another grown man's face."

What a hero.

"He had a couple nice catches," Hall said. "You expect that. He's a great player."

And such a great person.

Owens attacks teammates. He destroys teams. He can't live without the limelight. And he spits in opponents' faces.

But, boy, is he a gamer, playing with that injured finger and all.

Owens was long gone from the Georgia Dome by the time Hall made his accusations, but he did acknowledge that there was bad blood between to two.

"I got frustrated and I apologize for that," Owens told the NFL Network. "It was a situation where he kept bugging me and getting in my face."

Owens was annoyed that Hall bragged that he had shut down T.O. in last year's season opener. Playing for the Eagles at the time, Owens finished the game with seven catches for 112 yards but failed to reach the end zone.

On Saturday night, defended by Hall, Owens had five catches for 69 yards and two early touchdowns, and the Cowboys got the win, 38-28, to improve to 9-5 with two games to play.

"Well, he had a lot of words," Owens said of Hall. "I didn't really have a whole lot for him. I know last year I had over 100 yards, and he said he shut me down, so I had that on my mind all year long. I just wanted to come out and just prove and let him know I'm a player to be reckoned with."

As veteran Owens watchers know, every day is an adventure with this guy. The only question now is: What's on tap for this week? Another personal attack on Jeff Garcia?

As for Jones' breathless praise for Owens, maybe he felt the need to show his hypersensitive superstar a little love, since T.O. has exhaustively said that coach Bill Parcells never will. Parcells acts like Owens doesn't exist. He won't talk about him, and hardly talks to him.

Parcells just wants the man to play.

The Cowboys' players have taken a similar tack. They are much more concerned with making a playoff run than placating Owens. That's why the Eagles had about as many representatives at Owens' recent birthday party in Los Angeles as the Cowboys.

That is to say, one.

And really, what else did Jevon Kearse have to do that night?

Maybe, despite the weekly drama, the marriage between Owens and the Cowboys is working about as successfully as Jones could have hoped, because no one at Valley Ranch pays Owens much attention. Or maybe that's why eventually things will implode.

Regardless, Jones likes having Owens on the team, and he is more than happy to do and say the things to ensure that Owens and the Cowboys have marital harmony.

"I know this: I feel a lot better about our chances as we go forward and as we go into the playoffs with No. 81 on the field," Jones said. "That's one of the things that has me excited about our playoff opportunities."

For now.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on December 18, 2006, 10:36:07 AM
God helps the world if somehow, someway, Dallas and TO win the Super Bowl this year.  That might be Armageddon.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 18, 2006, 01:37:32 PM
QuoteMagic Loogey theory
Terrell Owens said he does not expect to be fined by the NFL for spitting in the face of Atlanta cornerback DeAngelo Hall because he said he never spit in Hall's face.

On the NFL Network after the game Owens apologized for spitting in Hall's face. On Sunday Hall said he would hope Owens would be fined by the NFL. There's a history with Bill Romanowski and Sean Taylor, but those acts were caught by the television cameras.

To date, there is no video evidence of the magic loogey.

Here's Owens' take: "When it happened we were jawing in each other's face so it wasn't anything intentional. I didn't intentionally spit in his face. He's trying to make it seem like more than what it was by saying I hauled off and spit in his face. I feel like if I spit in his face teammates on both somebody would've seen it. When I got asked about it on the (NFL Network) show I was caught off guard by it. I didn't want to get into it or elaborate, so I just apologized and kept it moving."

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Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 18, 2006, 01:39:59 PM
Load. Of. Crap.

He said that he did because he was frustrated at the time.  Sounds intentional enough to me.  Now he's trying to say that it was incedental spit because he was talking?  Bill Cowher's the only guy in the league who can get away with that one. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 18, 2006, 01:44:29 PM
I want him to play. So Dawkins can give send him to the hospital.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on December 18, 2006, 02:49:02 PM
Dickhead gets fined $35,000 for spitting on D. Hall.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 18, 2006, 05:27:45 PM
$35K isn't exactly spitting in the wind. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on December 18, 2006, 07:29:56 PM
And he avoided suspension.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 18, 2006, 10:23:57 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on December 18, 2006, 05:27:45 PM
$35K isn't exactly spitting in the wind. 

True.  But I bet the news about the fine was hard for him to swallow. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 18, 2006, 11:39:23 PM
Dude is appealing the fine.

How do you appeal the punishment for an incident you admitted to doing? What an assclown.

That psycho Rosenhaus doesn't even want to be associated with him. He went from swinging from TO's sack to not even talking.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 18, 2006, 11:41:40 PM
Next Question! 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 19, 2006, 10:13:13 AM
That psycho Rosenhaus doesn't even want to be associated with him

that because he doesnt have any negotiations going on
if dallas cuts him after the season drew will be right back on it....balls deep
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 19, 2006, 10:21:33 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 19, 2006, 10:13:13 AM
balls deep

If you're talking about Rosenhaus, that's only about 0.2 inches.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 20, 2006, 08:03:58 AM
TO not being voted into the Pro Bowl could make him start yapping again this week...lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 20, 2006, 08:20:44 AM
It's all about respeck, PG. . .

:deion
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 20, 2006, 08:35:33 AM
he should keep yapping...hes had a great year and has his team on the cusp of a division title...TO plays better when hes all dramatized up

hes a hate mongering homophobe and im glad hes gone from the eagles but damn hes a great player
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: bobbyinlondon on December 20, 2006, 08:39:34 AM
I'd like to see McNabb on the sideline, urging the team on, and Garcia leading the Eagles to a big win next Monday night--and denying Owens and the Cowboys the NFCE title that Jones thought they had in the bag when they signed him.  You know he'd be going ballistic on the sidelines.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: bobbyinlondon on December 20, 2006, 08:46:29 AM
Per PFT, there's a poll on Owens' website that asks: How many TDs will he score against the Eagles on Monday night?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 20, 2006, 11:10:06 AM
Cold Pizza is blasting the selection of Romo to the Pro Bowl, saying Vick belongs there instead.  "You shouldn't be in a Pro Bowl after only 8 games", they said....
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 20, 2006, 11:43:58 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on December 20, 2006, 11:10:06 AM
Cold Pizza is blasting the selection of Romo to the Pro Bowl, saying Vick belongs there instead.  "You shouldn't be in a Pro Bowl after only 8 games", they said....

Same deal as Trotter in 2004.  Wah.  Vick's made at least one Pro Bowl he certainly didn't deserve, so whatever.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Beermonkey on December 20, 2006, 12:18:06 PM
Quote from: bobbyinlondon on December 20, 2006, 08:39:34 AM
I'd like to see McNabb on the sideline, urging the team on, and Garcia leading the Eagles to a big win next Monday night--and denying Owens and the Cowboys the NFCE title that Jones thought they had in the bag when they signed him.  You know he'd be going ballistic on the sidelines.

I'd like to see the Eagles win, then watch McNabb & Garcia do a choreographed ass-spanking dance at TO.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 21, 2006, 11:53:30 AM
QuoteIs T.O.'s latest 'spat' a cry for help?
By Boomer Esiason
Special to NFL.com


(Dec. 20, 2006) -- So, Terrell Owens spits in someone's face. Is anybody really surprised?

Why is it that I have the feeling that it's only going to get worse in Dallas? Owens in no way can be considered stable. His actions are screaming out for help. I just hope owner Jerry Jones doesn't have his head buried in the sand thinking that this is the end and that it can't get any worse.

Just look at the timeline of events that have taken place since Owens became a Cowboy, plus all that went on before in both Philadelphia and San Francisco. If these are not symptoms of a man in distress, then I don't know what is. I can't even criticize Owens' bizarre behavior anymore because it is so sad. He obviously is struggling with something and someone needs to figure it out.

He is a danger to himself and everyone around him, maybe with the exception of Michael Irvin. Jerry Jones must do something to help this guy before he does something that truly is catastrophic.
   
The good news is, now the Philadelphia Eagles are back in the hunt for the NFC East division title and their next trip takes them right into the heart of the beast, Dallas and T.O. Could this be the week that Owens completely snaps?

And how about the irony that Owens' first victim at quarterback is the Eagles' current starting quarterback, Jeff Garcia? Talk about full circle.

Much to my surprise, Garcia has led his team to the brink of the unthinkable: an NFC East division title without Donovan McNabb. Garcia has shown the veteran experience and grit required to lead the Eagles. In a Monday night game against the Carolina Panthers, Garcia overcame Philadelphia boo birds to lead his team to a fabulous second half and ultimately a victory against the Panthers.

Philadelphia fans were calling for the great A.J. Feeley to replace Garcia, but it was Garcia's perseverance and grit that allowed him to play through the criticism and lead his team to victory.

I have to tell you, not only am I surprised, but I'm also happy for him. This is a guy who was tormented by Owens while in San Francisco. He elected to play for the Lions and the Browns, decisions I'm sure he regrets. And now he finds himself on the verge of a tremendous achievement.

I was, as most, definitely a non-believer when it came to Garcia's prospects for an Eagles turnaround. But I have been converted to a fan for this underdog quarterback. I hope that somehow Garcia can have the last laugh as he faces his ultimate demon, T.O.
Captain Chaos reigns in the Meadowlands
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Quasimoto on December 21, 2006, 11:59:56 AM
If TO gets beaten by McNabb and Garcia in the same season that would be the ultimate justice ever given by the universe.  Of course it has to be followed by a first round exit in the playoffs.  :)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on December 21, 2006, 01:11:10 PM
Quote from: Beef Rapp on December 21, 2006, 11:59:56 AM
If TO gets beaten by McNabb and Garcia in the same season that would be the ultimate justice ever given by the universe.  Of course it has to be followed by a first round exit in the playoffs.  :)

If they win the divsion, you really don't think they'd have a shot at beating Dallas, NYG, or ATL at home in the first round?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Quasimoto on December 21, 2006, 01:13:34 PM
I meant a first round exit by Dallas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 21, 2006, 10:59:04 PM
Shut up.

Eagles win out
Dallas beats Detroit
Giants win out
Eagles 3 seed, Cowboys 6

3 wins over Dallas in 1 year = greatest season in history of mankind
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Quasimoto on December 22, 2006, 12:59:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEa7htS-xYY

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on December 22, 2006, 04:10:38 PM
Oh my Good Lord.....      :puke
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on December 22, 2006, 11:09:42 PM
 :o :fire :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 23, 2006, 07:40:16 AM
That's awesome.  But wait!  There's more..................

That was only Part 3 of what looks to be a 4 part series. 

Part 1 (with a guest appearance by Tom Landry):  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsPxde9mraY&mode=related&search=

Part 2:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-m2TWMCBIs&mode=related&search=

Part 4:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I5QPGERldA&mode=related&search=


And I know this has been posted before, but I think it bears repeating

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHBWBl2sxfw
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 23, 2006, 07:45:07 AM
My eyes and ears are now oozing puddles of blood & puss.


Thanks, fellas!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 23, 2006, 07:46:35 AM
Don't say we never gave ya nothing.  Merry Christmas ass mo.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 24, 2006, 09:24:43 PM
QuoteI'm from Philly via New Jersey and my wife just got me the absolutely BEST Christmas gift ever. Tickets to tomorrow's game! I'm stunned. It took me about 2 minutes for everything to compute when I opened up the envelope. And I'm not ashamed to say....I started crying a little. Yes, coming to see my beloved Cowboys because of my beloved wife made this grown man come to tears.

So if anyone from here is coming to the game I'm going to be in Section 131, row 5, seat 3 and 4. Come say hi. I wish I could stay longer after the game, but we have a flight RIGHT after because I of course have to work tomorrow. I'll be tired, but I'll be more than fine.

Ok....I'm going to go cry again.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on December 24, 2006, 09:27:14 PM
icehole.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: bowzer on December 24, 2006, 09:27:40 PM
wow, are the cowboy fans starting to become as gay as the taterskin fans??
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 24, 2006, 10:26:45 PM
The first thing my dads fiances son says to me tonight:

A friend of his and the guys he works with went out for the game against Atlanta. They were doing loads iof shots, and one of the glasses fell down and shattered. A piece wound up in the Cowboy fans glass, but he didn't notice. Later, the glass was eating him out from the inside and he had to be rushed to the hospital.

My reaction was the same as his: farger deserved it.

FARG DALLAS
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Northern Eagle on December 26, 2006, 01:00:35 PM
So...
How 'bout dem cowboys? :D
(http://www.as-seen-on-tv-products-store.org/one-sweep/one-sweep.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 27, 2006, 11:15:12 AM
lol....everyone in Dallas, including Jerrah, is going nuts right now. Great comments coming out of there.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on December 27, 2006, 05:36:09 PM
Just saw on NFL Live that Terrence Newman called "people" out who "talk a big game" and "feel like they're doing the team a favor by pumping themselves up, when in reality on the field, they're getting destroyed."

Dear God... it's starting.  And the Eagles were the catalysts.   :yay  :-D   :-D   :yay
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 27, 2006, 06:29:48 PM
TO 'embarassed' by offense, Glenn frustrated too (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2708303)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 27, 2006, 07:28:39 PM
This should be a fun sideshow over the course of the playoffs and offseason. Hell, things might blow up Sunday if they lose to Detroit and Owens doesn't get the ball.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 29, 2006, 08:52:00 AM
Tony Romo's Cell# posted (http://cowboys.beloblog.com/archives/2006/12/_romo_changes_number.html)Hey look, a comment field that doesnt require registration, and cowpuke fans talkin shtein  :paranoid
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 29, 2006, 09:06:25 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on December 29, 2006, 08:52:00 AM
Tony Romo's Cell# posted (http://cowboys.beloblog.com/archives/2006/12/_romo_changes_number.html)Hey look, a comment field that doesnt require registration, and cowpuke fans talkin shtein  :paranoid

Hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 29, 2006, 09:54:23 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on December 29, 2006, 08:52:00 AM
Tony Romo's Cell# posted (http://cowboys.beloblog.com/archives/2006/12/_romo_changes_number.html)Hey look, a comment field that doesnt require registration, and cowpuke fans talkin shtein  :paranoid


Quote
The Eagles definitely had his number on Christmas Day.

ha!

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on December 29, 2006, 04:24:12 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 29, 2006, 09:54:23 AM

QuoteThe Eagles definitely had his number on Christmas Day.

ha!



:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 29, 2006, 09:30:55 PM
CSN SportsNite mentioned how it was posted on EMB and enough people called it to force Romo into changing it...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 31, 2006, 01:15:51 PM
Ha! TO getting booed pretty bad after dropping another pass. :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 31, 2006, 03:34:42 PM
A shocking stat about the Cowboys...

DeMarcus Ware is the first Cowboy in 10+ years to have double digit sacks. The last player to do so for them was Tony Tolbert in 1996
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 31, 2006, 07:41:48 PM
Spads says:

QuoteA little hyper. We have a playoff section we're launching ... lot of work. Very happy. Amazed how much Dallas sucks ...

:-D :yay
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 01, 2007, 03:19:03 AM
(http://images.nfl.com/u/photos/pl_843805.jpg)

(http://images.nfl.com/u/photos/pl_843808.jpg)

:-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 01, 2007, 04:07:39 AM
The headline on Cowboys.com:

"LIMPING IN"

(http://www.dallascowboys.com/images/Romo-Det-330.jpg)

:-D  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: TRUCK RATHMAN on January 01, 2007, 04:48:17 AM
farg em
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 01, 2007, 08:33:17 AM
Looks like Toona is shoving Marinelli away...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 01, 2007, 10:08:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjHuSvQW-DM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjHuSvQW-DM)

Mike Furrey says "Go farg yourself, Dallas" by throwing the ball and cracking a star on the stadium. :yay :yay
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on January 01, 2007, 10:09:20 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 01, 2007, 10:08:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjHuSvQW-DM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjHuSvQW-DM)

Mike Furrey says "Go farg yourself, Dallas" by throwing the ball and cracking a star on the stadium. :yay :yay

That was even better live.  The Cowboys were punked by the Detroit Lions.  :-D :yay
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 01, 2007, 10:13:33 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 01, 2007, 10:08:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjHuSvQW-DM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjHuSvQW-DM)

Mike Furrey says "Go farg yourself, Dallas" by throwing the ball and cracking a star on the stadium. :yay :yay

As soon as I saw that (well, after I cleaned up the beer I spit out in laughter)... I thought about what a wonderful avatar that would make.  :yay
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 01, 2007, 12:44:32 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 01, 2007, 10:08:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjHuSvQW-DM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjHuSvQW-DM)

Mike Furrey says "Go farg yourself, Dallas" by throwing the ball and cracking a star on the stadium. :yay :yay
Ha, that was great. Tuna's a bitch.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 01, 2007, 02:31:17 PM
Nothing can really beat Dallas losing to the 2-13 Lions. Bahaha.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 02, 2007, 02:15:11 PM
Just came across this...  :-D :-D :-D

(http://spln.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p3413770dt.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eaglez on January 03, 2007, 12:57:30 AM
Parcells is definitely done after this season. He looks completely dejected in that picture.

Marinelli looks like he is trying to offer some condolences and Tuna wanted nothing of it.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 03, 2007, 01:02:13 AM
If I were a Detroit fan, I'd have that Furrey vs. styrofoam star as my avatar for a long, long time.

Of course, if I were a Detroit fan, I don't think I'd care quite so much about hating Dallas.  I mean, they are the great Satan and all, but Detroit doesn't bear nearly the hatred for Dallas that Philly does.

I digress.

farg Dallas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 03, 2007, 07:18:27 PM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/BrooklynEagle/TOChristmas.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 03, 2007, 07:32:49 PM
John Shango the Stonethrower ignores the pathetic loss to the Lions (http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid335995765/bclid187759570/bctid391120106) and tries to focus on the positives.

He also says that his "Shangrodamus" predictions in Week 15 were wrong, but they would have been right if the Cowboys had won their two games (no shtein, Sherlock). He makes new predictions, including Dallas over the Eagles in the NFC Championship with TO scoring "two or three" touchdowns.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 03, 2007, 07:34:14 PM
Oh yeah and he also shouts out to that jackass hick on Youtube.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 06, 2007, 11:20:01 PM
See you bitches. :)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on January 06, 2007, 11:41:57 PM
Tony Romo proved today that he deserves to be in the Pro bowl   :-D

(I could throw for 400 yards against Seattle's current secondary)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 07, 2007, 12:18:34 AM
(http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070107/capt.sea12101070443.cowboys_seahawks_football_sea121.jpg)

(http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070107/capt.sea12201070452.cowboys_seahawks_football_sea122.jpg)

(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/8e/full.getty-72907595rb085_nfc_wild_card_12_10_37_am.jpg)

(http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070107/capt.sea12501070450.aptopix_cowboys_seahawks_football_sea125.jpg)

(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/c7/full.getty-72907595rb070_nfc_wild_card_11_41_11_pm.jpg)

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on January 07, 2007, 12:24:37 AM
Saw this on the EMB:
(http://i1.tinypic.com/43zebrs.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MURP on January 07, 2007, 12:36:17 AM
(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/15/full.getty-72907595rb082_nfc_wild_card_12_00_04_am.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: bowzer on January 07, 2007, 12:40:25 AM
The first thing I thought when I saw that was the Tommy Hutton/Chris Boinol fumble in the monday night football game against Dallas way back.  Karma finally gets the Boys back. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: dis12 on January 07, 2007, 12:50:26 AM
now the entire world realizes.....DALLAS SUCKS!. 

ahhhh, I feel better now.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: bowzer on January 07, 2007, 01:06:03 AM
could it happen any better though???

I've always hated Martin Automatica Grammatica.  I can't stand Tony Romo.  And I got to see TO pouting on the sidelines as well.  Not to mention I don't really like the big Tuna either.

Perfect ending??
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on January 07, 2007, 01:06:39 AM
(http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/2528/romocryingob0.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on January 07, 2007, 01:07:37 AM
(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/8263/cowboyfansloldw2.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 07, 2007, 01:10:09 AM
(http://c.photos.cx/romosad2-923.PNG)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Quasimoto on January 07, 2007, 01:17:56 AM
There is justice in the world. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: bowzer on January 07, 2007, 01:19:25 AM
haha, props for that pic.  Already taking something for a pretty recent commercial.   :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Quasimoto on January 07, 2007, 01:21:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XfJfudhdzs
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Quasimoto on January 07, 2007, 01:38:08 AM
QuoteI've raised my 5 year old son to be a huge Cowboys fan. He cried after the Lions game last week.

I only let him watch the first quarter before sending him to bed.

I don't know what I'm going to say to him tomorrow.... he'll be crushed. It's sad.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 07, 2007, 01:38:35 AM
Somebody better ask the Stonethrower if it's OK to boo Tony Romo....  :paranoid
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 07, 2007, 01:41:31 AM
I'm not done laughing.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Northern Eagle on January 07, 2007, 01:48:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNzZII4OQmE

Aweeeeeeeeeeeee :(
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: mussa on January 07, 2007, 01:55:25 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA :-D :flipoff

farg ALL YOU DALLAS DICKBAGS. farg YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: bowzer on January 07, 2007, 02:10:01 AM
the best is he made this video yesterday..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH9y2Mr516o

that's so gay on so many levels, but it's even more pathetic you can hear his little daughter in the background..because she has to grow up with a dad like that?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 07, 2007, 02:20:20 AM
I love Tony Romo more and more every day.

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


farg Dallas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 07, 2007, 02:23:13 AM
Were they just singing Kid Rock? My god.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Wingspan on January 07, 2007, 09:18:56 AM
(http://cigare1.fatcow.com/picture_hosting/web_pages/veedee/snarf/romowned.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Butchers Bill on January 07, 2007, 09:35:10 AM
Quote from: Wingspan on January 07, 2007, 09:18:56 AM
(http://cigare1.fatcow.com/picture_hosting/web_pages/veedee/snarf/romowned.jpg)

Ha!  Still laughing....and laughing....and laughing...


Romo for the HOF!

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Butchers Bill on January 07, 2007, 09:47:54 AM
Just a sampling of thread topics from a Cowboys message board:

"All the freak plays happen to us"

"This season is rigged"

"I am buring my Cowboys stuff"

"Romo in tears in lockeroom...TO consoles"

"screwed in seattle"

"SEACHICKENS DIDN'T WIN THIS GAME....."

"My tears have stopped, my 2 cents. "

"Ultimate screw."

"Wow I just hit rock bottom as a football fan..."

"I Plege Allegiance to the Cowboys!.. Who Stands with me?"   :-D



The posts inside some of these are just funny as hell.  At least I'll something to read on Monday morning. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 07, 2007, 10:10:55 AM
Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!

That shtein was GREAT!

I also immediately thought about the Hutton/Bunghole flubbed snap.

Romo crying on the field was priceless. He almost cried in his PC too.

TO is done there too.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Wingspan on January 07, 2007, 10:15:24 AM
if the cowboys had brett favre, they'd be undefeated
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 07, 2007, 10:30:22 AM
Ick, I'm reading crap like:

"TO is a great teammate defending his QB like this!"

"Romo will come back 100 times the man next season and will be a force to be reckoned with!"

"THis will make Romo grow into a perennial Pro-Bowler who will lead us back to 5 more rings"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 07, 2007, 10:34:04 AM
Romo = Bobby Hoying

Next year the fall from the perch he was put on this year continues. He's already been in a slide but next year he will be jst another guy. ;D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Beermonkey on January 07, 2007, 10:35:15 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 07, 2007, 10:10:55 AM
I also immediately thought about the Hutton/Bunghole flubbed snap.

The first thing I thought was that somewhere in America, Tommy Hutton was giggling like a schoolgirl.

BTW, I found this on ES.com:

(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1748/romouy4.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 07, 2007, 10:40:31 AM
 :-D

One of the guys on PhilaPhans has an avatar of a blue #9 Cowboys jersey with the name BUCKNER on the back of it. :yay
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Beermonkey on January 07, 2007, 10:44:27 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 07, 2007, 10:34:04 AM
Next year the fall from the perch he was put on this year continues. He's already been in a slide but next year he will be jst another guy. ;D

No more dating superstars for Romo. He'll be lucky to get a phone number from the cashier at Piggly Wiggly.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 07, 2007, 10:55:11 AM
Quote from: Beermonkey on January 07, 2007, 10:35:15 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 07, 2007, 10:10:55 AM
I also immediately thought about the Hutton/Bunghole flubbed snap.

The first thing I thought was that somewhere in America, Tommy Hutton was giggling like a schoolgirl.

BTW, I found this on ES.com:

(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1748/romouy4.jpg)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahaahahhaha!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hunt on January 07, 2007, 10:58:18 AM
(http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/8517/1ki0.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: mussa on January 07, 2007, 11:08:32 AM
woke up this morning feeling great about todays game, then i also realized what happened to the cowgirls and couldn't help but feel total jubilation  :yay :yay

farg DALLAS
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 07, 2007, 12:05:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mypVyHpBzBo

Eagles fans really know how to rub it in :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 07, 2007, 12:15:44 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on January 07, 2007, 12:05:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mypVyHpBzBo

Eagles fans really know how to rub it in :-D

Check out this Dallas fan response:

QuoteThe Eagles dont even have 1 championship victory how pathetic not even 1 how sad not 1 championship ring come on lol. It's not so much you havent one won but you guys talk alot of shtein not have one. The Eagles will always be stomped until they have a ring sorry buddy.We can afford to have 10 losing seasons and still laugh at the Eagles asses for not wining one holmes what a shame,so much trash talking yet so little. We will stop talking about our past championships if you ever have a ring lol

What a delightfully shocking and correct response!  Except neither.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 07, 2007, 12:24:55 PM
thats a lot of lols
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 07, 2007, 12:26:28 PM
His response is understandable. I'd be living in the past too if the past was all my team had.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 07, 2007, 12:44:21 PM
Douchebag, if your gonna call them championships then the Eagles have 3.  SB's = None but learn to use the right verbage to make your point.   

From pft
(http://www.profootballtalk.com/RomoButter.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 07, 2007, 12:48:13 PM
It's a happy day over at "Drew Beldsoe's" blog. (http://www.tonyhomo.com/)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 07, 2007, 12:51:57 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on January 07, 2007, 12:48:13 PM
It's a happy day over at "Drew Beldsoe's" blog. (http://www.tonyhomo.com/)

That's funny stuff.

QuotePass interference in the end zone! Some guy just said "There's a flag on the field!"

Then I was like "There's a fag on the bench!" and pointed at Homo!

QuoteHomo just said it's a good thing Miles Austin isn't playing NFL Europe or his name would be Kilometers Austin.

I told him that nobody gets his stupid jokes.

QuoteJust had a conversation with Andrea Kramer (sideline reporter for NBC)

Me: If you want an interview, just let me know five minutes ahead of time.

Andrea: Huh?

Me: If you want an interview. Just let me know a little ahead of time. I want to prepare.

Andrea: Haha, okay.

Me: So like. Want to right now?

Andrea: No.

Me: Is it because of that five minute thing? Don't be such a bitch.

Andrea: Excuse me?

Me: Can't wait to blog this.

QuoteThat was quick. 38 seconds into the second half: Another Romo Fumble.

If it's any consolation, our halftime adjustments included Homo fumbling it more often. Coach's logic was "as long as he's not throwing it, we're fine."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: bowzer on January 07, 2007, 01:56:14 PM
When the Eagles win today, it will just help solidify this as one of the best weekends ever. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 07, 2007, 04:05:50 PM
FOX pregame just showed the play again and I still love it. Few more satisfying ways for Dallas to lose then for their golden boy quarterback to become this generation's Joe Pisarcik.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on January 07, 2007, 04:30:13 PM
QuoteIn other news, I had a very serious talk with Homo after the loss to the Lions. I told him he should be a man and give his Pro Bowl Invitation to Jon Kitna.

Him: It doesn't work like that.

Me: Don't make this harder than it needs to be.

Him: It's not up to me. Coach's vote, players voted.

Me: Wow.

Him: Can you actually get outta the way I need to take a shower.

Me: Rose Bowl Prediction: USC 32- Michigan 18.

Him: Okay...

Me: WRITE IT DOWN!

True story.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Beermonkey on January 07, 2007, 06:14:22 PM
My 9-year old was on clubpenguin.com & people were making fun of Tony Romo. To see why this is funny, check the site out>>Club Penguin (http://www.clubpenguin.com/)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on January 07, 2007, 08:51:19 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on January 07, 2007, 06:14:22 PM
My 9-year old was on clubpenguin.com & people were making fun of Tony Romo. To see why this is funny, check the site out>>Club Penguin (http://www.clubpenguin.com/)

HA!  My 9-year-old is a Club Penguin-a-holic too.....

Freakin geek..  always on the computer talking to strangers....    :paranoid
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Beermonkey on January 07, 2007, 09:17:19 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on January 07, 2007, 08:51:19 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on January 07, 2007, 06:14:22 PM
My 9-year old was on clubpenguin.com & people were making fun of Tony Romo. To see why this is funny, check the site out>>Club Penguin (http://www.clubpenguin.com/)

HA!  My 9-year-old is a Club Penguin-a-holic too.....

Freakin geek..  always on the computer talking to strangers....    :paranoid


What did you say?

(http://www.divshare.com/uploads/files/2007/01/06/29968/Christina_Model.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 07, 2007, 09:38:00 PM
Did she turn 18 yet?  :paranoid
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: TexasEagle on January 07, 2007, 09:46:25 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 07, 2007, 09:38:00 PM
Did she turn 18 yet?  :paranoid

Does it matter? She'll be in a dozen pron videos by the end of the month.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Beermonkey on January 07, 2007, 10:05:25 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 07, 2007, 09:38:00 PM
Did she turn 18 yet?  :paranoid

The fact that you even know that's an issue proves you are not so lily-white. :D

Google search her, I'm pretty sure she's legal now.  :D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on January 07, 2007, 10:06:18 PM
Who is that?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 07, 2007, 10:48:38 PM
Apparently her name is Christina Model. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 07, 2007, 11:53:46 PM
http://www.christina-model.com/home.html

(http://javiparadisexxx.webcindario.com/Christina%20Model%20-%20Big%20Bountiful%20Breasts.jpg)



Dallas sucks
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 08, 2007, 01:03:25 AM
That is one delicious looking set of chesticles. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 08, 2007, 01:43:58 AM
Skeet, skeet, skeet!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 08, 2007, 01:55:02 AM
Motorboat...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 08, 2007, 09:19:45 AM
Those are the LONGEST boobs I've ever seen.  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on January 08, 2007, 10:10:13 AM
Is that a retainer I see?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 08, 2007, 10:34:14 AM
QuoteI walked up to him, put my hand on his shoulder and said "Hey Buddy. I know how you're feeling. This is probably the low point in your life. You look around and you're surrounded by a room full of people you've disappointed today. It's tough to look any one of us in the eye and say "Thanks for practicing all year long and preparing, but it doesn't matter because I couldn't hold onto a football." As an athlete there is nothing worse than letting your team down. It's hard, I know. It's really hard. But on the plus side I saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko. Also -- Did you get my letter? Because I think I forgot to STAMP IT!"

He moved his foot as I went to stomp on it, but I think I got him pretty good otherwise.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 08, 2007, 10:42:49 AM
(http://www.beingfamous.com/mega.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on January 08, 2007, 10:54:22 AM
Oscar worthy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z56vLyOVBZ4&eurl= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z56vLyOVBZ4&eurl=)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on January 08, 2007, 10:56:25 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 08, 2007, 10:42:49 AM
(http://www.beingfamous.com/mega.jpg)

That is what I thought of first after the game...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 08, 2007, 11:01:46 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on January 08, 2007, 10:54:22 AM
Oscar worthy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z56vLyOVBZ4&eurl= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z56vLyOVBZ4&eurl=)

Cowboys fans clinging to hope:

Quotetsp336   (5 hours ago)
8 QBs played during wildcard weekend. Only Tom Brady had a higher QB rating than Romo. I hate to break it to you Cowboy haters but you are about to witness another Cowboy dynasty. Sorry.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on January 08, 2007, 11:12:26 AM
It's true, they don't add 'losing the game all by yourself' into the QB rating equation.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 08, 2007, 11:13:06 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on January 08, 2007, 11:12:26 AM
It's true, they don't add 'losing the game all by yourself' into the QB rating equation.

How many fumbles did he have?  Does the botched hold count?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 08, 2007, 11:13:50 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on January 08, 2007, 10:54:22 AM
Oscar worthy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z56vLyOVBZ4&eurl= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z56vLyOVBZ4&eurl=)

Dawkins pic in the background but he has a Cowboys helmut? I'm assuming his roommates a Boys fan. The Romo crying impression was funny.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: 4and26 on January 08, 2007, 01:01:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlzVDDSfeeA&mode=related&search=

Same theme ... :D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hunt on January 08, 2007, 01:11:46 PM
excuse from cockroach fan i work with..."the ball was too shiny!  it looked like somebody greased it up!"


i burst out laughing until he finally left.


:paranoid   :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hunt on January 08, 2007, 02:15:20 PM
(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m231/Rdsknsfan/GoodGrief.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 08, 2007, 02:19:25 PM
Doesn anyone have the GIF video of romo messin up?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on January 08, 2007, 03:09:05 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on January 08, 2007, 02:19:25 PM
Doesn anyone have the GIF video of romo messin up?

(http://www.hotlinkthis.com/albums/data/500/muffo.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 08, 2007, 03:13:14 PM
roflcopter
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 08, 2007, 03:45:04 PM
Quote from: hunt on January 08, 2007, 01:11:46 PM
excuse from cockroach fan i work with..."the ball was too shiny!  it looked like somebody greased it up!"


i burst out laughing until he finally left.


:paranoid   :-D

Those bitches were crying on a Cowboys MB yesterday because the ball Akers kicked wasn't as shiny. A bullshtein excuse if I ever heard one. If it was so slick why did that snapper fire off a BB to him?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MURP on January 08, 2007, 03:53:17 PM
i could watch that a million times. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 08, 2007, 03:54:22 PM
The boobalicious clip or the Romo clip. Or both? :D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MURP on January 08, 2007, 03:56:02 PM
someone needs to put them together so they are playing next to each other at the same time. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: bowzer on January 08, 2007, 04:04:11 PM


(http://www.upload-picture.com/images/CB678429.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 08, 2007, 04:04:26 PM
(http://www.divshare.com/uploads/files/2007/01/06/29968/Christina_Model.gif)(http://www.hotlinkthis.com/albums/data/500/muffo.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MURP on January 08, 2007, 04:05:28 PM
bravo phreak. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 08, 2007, 04:06:45 PM
Nice block by Gramatica there too.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on January 08, 2007, 04:09:20 PM
there is no doubt in my mind that chick was molested when she was 12
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 08, 2007, 04:11:54 PM
Quote from: SunMo on January 08, 2007, 04:09:20 PM
there is no doubt in my mind that chick was molested when she was 12

Let's face it.  If not for underage molestation, the pickings would be pretty slim for teenage pr0n on the internets.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on January 08, 2007, 04:15:57 PM
im not really complaining....actually jealous.  i have no hot nieces :(
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eaglez on January 08, 2007, 06:10:22 PM
That's such a great life. Get paid well for shaking your tat tas. And have every man love you for it.

Damn.


Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Beermonkey on January 08, 2007, 06:46:21 PM
How 'bout them Cowboys!?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNzZII4OQmE) :-D

Responses?

Ha Ha Ha.. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF69ziJNVX0&mode=related&search=)

Ha Ha Ha Ha.... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_vYhH7d-0E&NR)

Ha...gack..Ha. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mypVyHpBzBo&watch_response)






Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 08, 2007, 08:49:32 PM
Romo Action Figure  (http://cgi.ebay.com/DALLAS-TONY-ROMO-CUSTOM-MCFARLANE-NFL-PLAYOFFS-JERSEY_W0QQitemZ170068363064QQihZ007QQcategoryZ48978QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 09, 2007, 04:55:42 AM
QuoteCowboys | Owens fires publicist
Mon, 8 Jan 2007 20:35:11 -0800

Calvin Watkins, of the Dallas Morning News, reports Dallas Cowboys WR Terrell Owens fired his publicist, Kim Etheredge, last week. Etheredge did not want Owens to do an interview with ESPN and the NFL Network, but Owens did them anyway. Owens had tuned Etheredge out over the last few months and the two had harsh words over the last few weeks. Owens said the move was a business decision and was nothing personal.

Wonder if she still thinks Terrell is a man of "great statue"?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 09, 2007, 06:12:11 AM
QuoteJames admits to T.O. toll

Asked after the game Saturday whether receiver Terrell Owens proved to be too much of a distraction to the Cowboys team, linebacker Bradie James called it something else.

"It definitely took a toll on the team after a while," James said. "Whether it was a distraction or not, every week so much was going on. The game is about production and wins, and that's what we have to do."

James added that the season felt especially long.

"Coming into training camp, it was like a zoo," he said. "You got some high-profile people on the team. All that went on. So much goes into that. It's been a long, long season. A long season."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 09, 2007, 09:10:51 AM
I really expected TO and the Cowboys to have one great season before the explosion.

Hahahahaha.  I overestimated both entities greatly.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 09, 2007, 03:22:45 PM
TO humps his cousins
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on January 09, 2007, 05:01:18 PM
There are literally 25 million reasons to read this thread over and over again.  :-D :-D :-D

farg Dallas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: bobbyinlondon on January 10, 2007, 01:01:35 AM
Mike Zimmer just got hired by Atlanta to be their new DC under Petrino per all the usual news sources.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 10, 2007, 07:59:00 AM
Quote from: bobbyinlondon on January 10, 2007, 01:01:35 AM
Mike Zimmer just got hired by Atlanta to be their new DC under Petrino per all the usual news sources.

That sucks.  Now the Cowgirls might hire somebody good. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on January 10, 2007, 09:37:29 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 10, 2007, 07:59:00 AM
That sucks.  Now the Cowgirls might hire somebody good. 

Not farging likely.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 10, 2007, 09:46:02 AM
Tony Romo Action Figure - Sort Of. (http://cgi.ebay.com/DALLAS-TONY-ROMO-CUSTOM-MCFARLANE-NFL-PLAYOFFS-JERSEY_W0QQitemZ170068363064QQihZ007QQcategoryZ48978QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 10, 2007, 10:11:18 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 10, 2007, 09:46:02 AM
Tony Romo Action Figure - Sort Of. (http://cgi.ebay.com/DALLAS-TONY-ROMO-CUSTOM-MCFARLANE-NFL-PLAYOFFS-JERSEY_W0QQitemZ170068363064QQihZ007QQcategoryZ48978QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

:-D


Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 08, 2007, 08:49:32 PM
Romo Action Figure  (http://cgi.ebay.com/DALLAS-TONY-ROMO-CUSTOM-MCFARLANE-NFL-PLAYOFFS-JERSEY_W0QQitemZ170068363064QQihZ007QQcategoryZ48978QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting)

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 10, 2007, 01:19:09 PM
You already bought it, didn't you?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Quasimoto on January 10, 2007, 03:50:14 PM
http://emoromo.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: bowzer on January 10, 2007, 06:02:37 PM
get your popcorn ready..

http://www.thedallascowboyshow.com/

his last show of the year is up, he's nowhere near as funny as he was when the Eagles won.

Not to mention, the video isn't even working, only audio. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: bowzer on January 10, 2007, 06:07:18 PM
He brings up the shiny ball excuse, and says he hopes that Seattle never has a chance to win again if they intentionally gave Dallas a slick ball to kick.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 11, 2007, 01:17:37 PM
I watched the first few minutes of the Xmas game recap again.  Just for laughs.  :-D

I'm sorry, but anyone who spends 20 minutes talking into a web cam about a football game is a farging loser.  The only thing worse are the douchebags who talk trash via youtube.   And yes, that's even worse than talking about it on an interweb message board.   
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on January 11, 2007, 03:19:04 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 11, 2007, 01:17:37 PM
I watched the first few minutes of the Xmas game recap again.  Just for laughs.  :-D

I'm sorry, but anyone who spends 20 minutes talking into a web cam about a football game is a farging loser.  The only thing worse are the douchebags who talk trash via youtube.    And yes, that's even worse than talking about it on an interweb message board.   

I dont know.  This dbag spent the time to set up an entire webpage for his "analysis".
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Northern Eagle on January 11, 2007, 03:46:03 PM
Yes but in the long run I can only thank him. He has brought many smiles to me :)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on January 11, 2007, 05:29:30 PM
...

was an accidental post.  sorry.

To make up for it, point and laugh at a cowboys fan:
Quote01-08-2007, 12:53 PM 323774

TonyRomo


Joined on 08-20-2006

Draft eligible


Dear Tony Romo,
Reply Quote Favorites Contact

Dear Tony Romo, I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed that Cowboy Nation has become the quickest to jump on and off of the bandwagon. Tony, before you entered the game on Monday night against the Giants, we had no hope of going anywhere this season. Immediately you came in and made 2006 one of the most memorable for many Cowboy fans. You gave us hope and you give us hope that from at least the next 5 or so years, the Dallas Cowboys will be playoff contenders as long as you are under center. Your #9 jerseys gave boys and men alike something to look forward to under the Christmas tree this past year, and I for one will wear mine proud until I have a reason not to. Tony, don't worry about what happened in Seattle. The chain of events leading up to the bobble proved that this was just not your year. Sometimes its not your year. YOU WILL BE A GREAT NFL QUARTERBACK, AND THE SETBACK IN SEATTLE WILL MAKE YOU EVEN BETTER! Thanks Tony for 2006 and the memories that we all have. In the press conference after the game, we watched as you sat and took the entire blame on yourself, and my wife was in tears. But it is okay Tony, I was crying along with her.

Report abuse Quick Reply

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 11, 2007, 06:38:28 PM
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n36/pcolasaint/GoodGrief.gif)


:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Wingspan on January 11, 2007, 07:39:40 PM
Quote from: paco on January 11, 2007, 05:29:30 PM
...

was an accidental post.  sorry.

To make up for it, point and laugh at a cowboys fan:
Quote01-08-2007, 12:53 PM 323774

TonyRomo


Joined on 08-20-2006

Draft eligible


Dear Tony Romo,
Reply Quote Favorites Contact

Dear Tony Romo, I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed that Cowboy Nation has become the quickest to jump on and off of the bandwagon. Tony, before you entered the game on Monday night against the Giants, we had no hope of going anywhere this season. Immediately you came in and made 2006 one of the most memorable for many Cowboy fans. You gave us hope and you give us hope that from at least the next 5 or so years, the Dallas Cowboys will be playoff contenders as long as you are under center. Your #9 jerseys gave boys and men alike something to look forward to under the Christmas tree this past year, and I for one will wear mine proud until I have a reason not to. Tony, don't worry about what happened in Seattle. The chain of events leading up to the bobble proved that this was just not your year. Sometimes its not your year. YOU WILL BE A GREAT NFL QUARTERBACK, AND THE SETBACK IN SEATTLE WILL MAKE YOU EVEN BETTER! Thanks Tony for 2006 and the memories that we all have. In the press conference after the game, we watched as you sat and took the entire blame on yourself, and my wife was in tears. But it is okay Tony, I was crying along with her.

Report abuse Quick Reply



:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 12, 2007, 04:15:17 AM
Link (http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/sports/16434603.htm)
QuoteJones expects Owens, Glenn to return next season

By RICK HERRIN
STAR-TELEGRAM STAFF WRITER

IRVING - Cowboys owner Jerry Jones wouldn't speculate about Bill Parcells' future with the team, but he was firm about the status of his star receivers.

During his weekly radio show on KTCK/1310 AM The Ticket, Jones said he expects to bring back both starting receivers, Terrell Owens and Terry Glenn, next season. Owens is due a $3 million roster bonus in March, and Glenn is scheduled to earn $5 million.

Jones became testy when asked about paying both to return.

"Do you know that I know what the consequences are if [Owens] comes back?" Jones said. "I know what you have to pay."

Jones also said he paid no attention to the published reports that Parcells was interested in the Giants general manager position. He reiterated he wants Parcells to return and said he still sees his passion to coach.

Parcells taking his time

Bill Parcells has told his assistants he will take his time making a decision on his future, a source told the Star-Telegram. Contractually, he has until February, although a decision should come sooner than that.

Parcells has given his assistant coaches next week off.

Four coaches are without contracts for next season, including special teams coach Bruce DeHaven, running backs coach Anthony Lynn, assistant secondary coach Mike MacIntyre and quality control coach David Lee.

Zimmer's move

On his weekly radio show, Jerry Jones said he deliberated over giving the Atlanta Falcons permission to talk to defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer before approving. Zimmer agreed to a two-year deal with the Falcons on Tuesday.

"Mike has been one of the most valuable people that we've had in the Dallas Cowboys organization since I've owned the team," Jones said. "There's a lot of me that hates to see Mike Zimmer go."

Romo still the future?

Despite a struggle down the stretch which included four losses in his last five starts, Jerry Jones is confident Tony Romo is the Cowboys' quarterback of the future.

"I think Tony Romo is a viable quarterback for us for the future," Jones said.

"I can look a little more long-term there than I have been able to do the last two or three years. One of the things that I talked to Bill [Parcells] about when he came here was that we've got to get a quarterback in place here at some point that we can hang our hat on and build around.

"And I think we made a big step toward that this year, and that's big."

Getting Williams closer

Pro Bowl safety Roy Williams was exposed in coverage this season, adding to the debate he has skills more suited for a linebacker. Jerry Jones said Williams needs to be closer to the line of scrimmage.

"We've got to get Roy closer," Jones said. "We've got to get him more where he can get up and make more plays. I think everybody recognizes that. We say we're going to do it at this time of the year every year, we've got to start doing it more."

Jones also said he expects outside linebacker Greg Ellis to return from a ruptured Achilles' tendon.

Rick Herrin, 817-685-3864 rickherrin@star-telegram.com 

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on January 12, 2007, 04:25:08 AM
(http://www.giantszone.com/images/8042_1_b.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MURP on January 12, 2007, 09:52:30 AM
nice.   :deion
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on January 12, 2007, 08:54:54 PM
HOW 'BOUT THEM COWBOYZZZZZZ??
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on January 12, 2007, 08:55:45 PM
AAAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaaaaa!

Farg them stinkin' Cowboys.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on January 17, 2007, 04:53:42 PM
(http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/6644/3521/1600/346858/romorace.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 19, 2007, 08:58:06 PM
http://www.myspace.com/official_terrellowens

TO's myspace  :boo
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on January 19, 2007, 11:11:35 PM
Bill Parcells to make a decision tomorrow on whether or not he is coming back per PFT. They also said there are rumblings from players that he isn't coming back.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 22, 2007, 12:06:16 PM
Per NFL Network & ESPN:

(http://www.nndb.com/people/361/000099064/bill-parcells-1-sized.jpg) = DONE
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on January 22, 2007, 04:11:29 PM
He retired by email.  ::)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 22, 2007, 04:16:30 PM
You're rolling your eyes at the only head coach to ever win an NFL Championship of any kind for your team.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on January 22, 2007, 04:30:37 PM
Big f'n deal. I don't live in the past. Otherwise I'd feel the need to point out that there were championship games played before it was called the Super Bowl...

He's a traitorous prick who can go F himself.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 22, 2007, 04:49:40 PM
Quote from: BlueHeart on January 22, 2007, 04:30:37 PM
Otherwise I'd feel the need to point out that there were championship games played before it was called the Super Bowl...

Right.  And how many of those did the Giants win?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on January 22, 2007, 04:59:48 PM
2, I believe. In the 30's. '34 & '38?

Which means about as much in the here and now as 1986 and 1990 does. *shrug*



Edit: And '27. That's 3. I checked to be sure about the years. LOL
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: bobbyinlondon on January 22, 2007, 05:51:15 PM
I think Jones undermined him when he signed Owens and then expected the two to get along. I think Parcells was tired of Jones' BS--I mean he called the loss to the Eagles as one of the most disappointing in his whole ownership of the team, but didn't seem that phased with the loss in the playoffs to the Seahawks. He's going to need a big name now that they've got their stadium deal, but the question is, who would want to work for Jerry Jones?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 22, 2007, 08:21:56 PM
Carrie Underwood broke it off with Tony Romo  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eaglez on January 22, 2007, 08:26:03 PM
I heard she's shackin' up with Parcells.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 23, 2007, 08:39:01 AM
Jerkoff alert (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16763968/from/RS.2/)

QuoteOwens: Parcells' retirement 'was needed'
Cowboys receiver says coach's old-school ways not good for team

Matt Slocum / AP file

MSNBC News Services
Updated: 2:11 a.m. ET Jan 23, 2007

Terrell Owens says that Bill Parcells' retirement can only be a good thing for the Cowboys, according to a report in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.

Speaking to the newspaper from Miami, where he is recovering from finger surgery, Owens said his play, and that of the Cowboys, was disappointing in the past season. He said the results are partly attributed to Parcells.

"I am just hoping his retirement brings promise to what the team has to offer," Owens said. "This past year was a big letdown. On paper we were as good as anybody we played against every week. The end result didn't show that. Our play was not indicative of what we could have done. What we should have done. Hopefully, the owner will hire a coach to take the team to the next level."

T.O. said that Parcells fostered an unhealthy locker room environment.

"Sometimes change is good," Owens told the paper. " I think it was needed."

Owens said Parcells sometimes wouldn't talk to him for weeks, and did not offer and words of encouragement after his accidental overdose.

"Coming into this season and this situation, I wanted to be positive," Owens told the Star-Telegram. "When I talked to him for the first time we left an impression on each other. I still think he is a great guy. But he is like my grandmother. You love the person, but they are stuck in their old-school ways. You can't move them from their way of thought."

"You don't know who is doing what," Owens said. "You don't know who is calling plays. That is why our offense was up and down. You saw that at the end of the year. It filtered off. We as a team felt the frustration. I felt the frustration. But Bill is Bill."

Owens admitted that he did not play up to his potential, but he also said that he didn't fit into the offense.

"I was underutilized in the offense," Owens said. "A new coach can be good for the Cowboys. It's not just me. But my teammates know I could have done more. I wasn't used as a No. 1 receiver. If you don't involve a guy, that person is not going to be as productive as he can be. That's how I felt."

© 2007 MSNBC Interactive
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on January 23, 2007, 08:44:59 AM
I am sure that the new coach in Dallas is going to have every tool at his disposal to be successful.  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 23, 2007, 08:50:54 AM
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/6573/060808owensvmed3pwidec9af.jpg)

"This is how I held the Lombardi Trophy twice, Terrell." 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 23, 2007, 08:53:06 AM
ha!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 23, 2007, 10:42:06 AM
A reporter from Fort Worth was on WIP this morning and suggested that Parcells left because he wasn't going to get a contract extension with at least $6M/yr.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eaglez on January 23, 2007, 10:56:53 AM
Plus the Cowboys were dominated at the end of the year and had some really ugly losses. The didn't seem like a Parcells disciplined team.

While salary probably had a lot to do with it, it was probably much easier for Parcells to walk once he realized that the team was unresponsive and undisciplined and it probably wasn't worth the hassle to try and weed out the losers and instill team discipline again.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 23, 2007, 12:03:14 PM
Well that didn't take long for TO to start shtein. Ha.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 23, 2007, 12:20:08 PM
"I am just hoping [Bill Parcells'] retirement brings promise to what the team has to offer," Owens said, according to the Ft. Worth Star Telegram. "This past year was a big letdown. On paper we were as good as anybody we played against every week. The end result didn't show that. Our play was not indicative of what we could have done. What we should have done. Hopefully, the owner will hire a coach to take the team to the next level."

"Coming into this season and this situation, I wanted to be positive," Owens said. "When I talked to him for the first time we left an impression on each other. I still think he is a great guy. But he is like my grandmother. You love the person, but they are stuck in their old-school ways. You can't move them from their way of thought."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 23, 2007, 01:51:16 PM
(http://www.profootballtalk.com/TOJones.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on January 23, 2007, 02:47:07 PM
Owens does have a great ass...




:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 23, 2007, 04:56:43 PM
I'm sure Jerrah will have offseason surgery to get one implanted. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 23, 2007, 08:11:44 PM
(http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q317/rickdengler/madden08ed0.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 23, 2007, 09:14:35 PM
nice.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 23, 2007, 09:38:44 PM
Jeff Fisher (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2740036)

Bob Stoops (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2740509)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 23, 2007, 09:41:39 PM
farg Dallas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 24, 2007, 11:55:10 PM
Jason Garrett will be the offensive coordinator....and possibly the head coach (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2741032)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 24, 2007, 11:59:14 PM
Didn't he go to an Ivy League school?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: mcnabbmvp on January 25, 2007, 12:55:16 AM
yeah princeton
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on January 25, 2007, 02:11:50 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 24, 2007, 11:55:10 PM
Jason Garrett will be the offensive coordinator....and possibly the head coach (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2741032)

(http://espn.starwave.com/i/nfl/profiles/players/65x90/2600.jpg)

He looks like he is 3 seconds away from molesting something.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 25, 2007, 07:27:13 AM
Right.  As in... he molested something 3 minutes EARLIER.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 25, 2007, 07:55:00 AM
And ready for another go.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on January 25, 2007, 04:45:40 PM
Cowboys want Norv Turner as head coach.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: TexasEagle on January 25, 2007, 05:03:24 PM
That would be awesome.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: TRUCK RATHMAN on January 25, 2007, 05:22:08 PM
Quote from: TexasEagle on January 25, 2007, 05:03:24 PM
That would be awesome.

noooo
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on January 26, 2007, 01:43:55 AM
It'll probably end up being Turner, Phillips or maybe Gary Gibbs. I don't think even Jerry's daft enough to hand the reins to Jason Garrett.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: TRUCK RATHMAN on January 26, 2007, 03:09:43 AM
after dealing with moss and co last year, would turner really want to coach "the player" and deal with another screwball owner undermining him instrad of smokin the best herb in the world while drawin up x and o's wit no drama? ???

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on January 26, 2007, 06:13:53 PM
It was stated on NFL Live that Dallas is looking to interview Buddy's son Rex for the HC spot. There have already been cries of "NOOOOOOO! Not a RYAN!" :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 26, 2007, 06:16:36 PM
Somewhere in Kentucky I hope Buddy hears this and picks up his phone to tell his boy that the Cowboys are the devil. Although it would be excellent if son does to Jerry what pop did to Gilbride. Jerrah meddling on the sidelines is fun to watch.

As for the coach search - I believe Jerrah wants a no name so he can meddle more. I read a recap of an interview he did on Dallas radio where he said he wanted to go back to doing things the way he did before.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 26, 2007, 10:07:45 PM
Ray Rhodes!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 27, 2007, 08:40:49 AM
QuotePosted on Sat, Jan. 27, 2007
Cowboys talk to Phillips about top job

Daily News Wire Services

San Diego defensive coordinator Wade Phillips interviewed yesterday with the Dallas Cowboys about replacing retired head coach Bill Parcells.

Phillips, the former head coach at Denver and Buffalo who also had interim stints in New Orleans and Atlanta, said he had a "very encompassing talk" with Cowboys owner and general manager Jerry Jones. Phillips has a 48-39 coaching record.

Jones also plans to talk to San Francisco offensive coordinator Norv Turner, a former head coach for Washington and Oakland, and New Orleans defensive coordinator Gary Gibbs. Both are former Dallas assistants.

Gibbs was scheduled to interview today. Turner is coaching at the Senior Bowl today, and his interview will be later.

On Thursday, the Cowboys added Jason Garrett to their coaching staff in an unspecified role, but said he would remain a candidate for the top job.

Turner was the Cowboys' offensive coordinator and quarterbacks coach from 1991 to '93, when they won consecutive Super Bowls. Turner had a 58-82-1 record as head coach in Washington (1994-00) and Oakland (2004-05). Gibbs was head coach at Oklahoma for six seasons after replacing Barry Switzer in 1989.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 27, 2007, 11:01:45 AM
I guess Jerrah got tired of "sharing" power with his head coach. 

Wade Phillips = jellyfish.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 27, 2007, 04:00:45 PM
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4024/2vhtkm7ltuqqafqkhd2qsjibe3.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on January 27, 2007, 04:08:53 PM
Great googly moogly...  :o
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 27, 2007, 05:01:04 PM
redacted
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MURP on January 27, 2007, 05:26:24 PM
answer:  Larry Allen + Bleach. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 27, 2007, 06:24:27 PM
I need some new underwear.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 28, 2007, 12:44:47 PM
The Cowboys lost another coach as Chris Palmer joined the Giants....same position (QB coach)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 28, 2007, 08:08:12 PM
(http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v62/227/49/1337430004/n1337430004_808_892.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on January 31, 2007, 09:06:43 PM
I didn't see this anywhere posted, so, I apologize if it's already been posted, but, it's f'n hysterical and needs to be shared.  :-D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWVEU9hx18


Once the song kicked in I was literally doubled over laughing. This guy's a genius.

Then again, I am easily amused...  :=)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 31, 2007, 10:24:54 PM
It was pretty funny. I'd give it a grammy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on February 08, 2007, 08:51:38 PM
Wade Phillips interview transcript:

QuoteJones: Ooooh, look at you! You're the fattest thing I've ever seen! You'd be way more fun to push around than Turner!

Wade: Stop poking me.

Jones: C'mon, tubby! Dance like a fat man!

Wade: Maybe this was a bad idea.

Jones: Get on your knees! I'm gonna ride around on you like a big fat pony!

Wade: Oh, all right.

Jones: Now say, "I love bacon!"

Wade: I love bacon.

Jones: No! Say it like a fatty! You fatty fat fat fat!

Wade: I love bacon!

Jones: Who's a fatty boombalatty? Is it you?

Wade: I guess.

Jones: Tee hee hee! You're so fat! Now smush your titties together and lick 'em!

Wade: shtein. I could've stayed in La Jolla.

Jones: I will never get tired of this!

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on February 08, 2007, 09:47:27 PM
Quote from: BlueHeart on January 31, 2007, 09:06:43 PM
I didn't see this anywhere posted, so, I apologize if it's already been posted, but, it's f'n hysterical and needs to be shared.  :-D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWVEU9hx18


Once the song kicked in I was literally doubled over laughing. This guy's a genius.

Then again, I am easily amused...  :=)

Quote
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Cass County Music, Red Cloud Music
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: TRUCK RATHMAN on February 08, 2007, 10:50:34 PM
hmmmmm........

http://www.49erswebzone.com/content/news/view.php?id=8661



QuoteTurner wanted 49ers structure with Cowboys

Norv Turner apparently wanted to take a piece of San Francisco with him to Dallas.

Sources close to Turner said Thursday that the 49ers' offensive coordinator likes how things are going with the 49ers so much that he presented Cowboys owner Jerry Jones with a structure of operations similar to what Mike Nolan has with the 49ers.

Turner issued a statement through the 49ers' public-relations department:

"I have a great situation with the 49ers and I'm excited about continuing the progress we made on offense from last season. John York and Mike Nolan were instrumental in lending their support to me through the interview process in Dallas. That reassures to me how well our structure and leadership is here in San Francisco."

Nolan is the central figure in the 49ers' organization, as he owns final say on all matters pertaining to player personnel and the coaching staff. Turner wanted far more control than he had in his previous two head-coaching jobs with the taterskins and Raiders.

Jones announced on Thursday he had hired Wade Phillips, formerly the Chargers' defensive coordinator, to replace Bill Parcells as Cowboys head coach.

"Norv went in and told Jerry how he wanted it to be," a source close to Turner said. "Wade probably went in and was told how it was going to be."

The 49ers followed through with a pay raise and extension for Turner (he originally signed a three-year contract, and he had another year added to the pact). Nolan spoke about a "proactive" approach to retaining Turner when his name first surfaced in connection with the Cowboys job two weeks ago. Perhaps that assurance and support from the 49ers enabled Turner to seek more power and control from the Cowboys.

In addition to personnel, Turner also reportedly balked at Jones' suggestion that offensive coordinator Jason Garrett have autonomy in calling plays. Turner was the Cowboys' offensive coordinator during two Super Bowl seasons, and his forte as a coach is his play-calling.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 09, 2007, 08:45:08 AM
San Francisco def. has a good thing going.  I like Nolan and I've always liked Turner.  They have some good young talent on that team.  Yay for Truck.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 09, 2007, 08:58:24 AM
The ownership and coaching staffs of the other teams in the NFC East really would bode well for the Eagles if Lurie / Banner / Reid could actually learn from their mistakes.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on February 09, 2007, 06:46:46 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on February 08, 2007, 09:47:27 PM
Quote from: BlueHeart on January 31, 2007, 09:06:43 PM
I didn't see this anywhere posted, so, I apologize if it's already been posted, but, it's f'n hysterical and needs to be shared.  :-D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWVEU9hx18


Once the song kicked in I was literally doubled over laughing. This guy's a genius.

Then again, I am easily amused...  :=)

Quote
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Cass County Music, Red Cloud Music

Oh, that blows.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 10, 2007, 04:10:26 PM
wade phillips made a thick HOTT daughter....


(http://www.sportshollywood.com/images/tphillipssitbig.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on February 10, 2007, 04:26:06 PM
pass.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on February 10, 2007, 04:28:24 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on February 10, 2007, 04:26:06 PM
pass.

What? She would definately get mushroom stamped.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on February 10, 2007, 04:30:42 PM
Maybe she could slob the knob.

She's twisting her body all sorts of ways to hide the fact that she's got the chubs.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on February 10, 2007, 04:32:55 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on February 10, 2007, 04:30:42 PM
Maybe she could slob the knob.

She's twisting her body all sorts of ways to hide the fact that she's got the chubs.

Could be but I like a girl with a little bit of teh thickness.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on February 10, 2007, 04:38:06 PM
Me too... in the right places.  She looks like she's a little too wide all around though.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 10, 2007, 06:42:12 PM
(http://www.sportshollywood.com/images/tphillipssitbig.jpg)

well, her face is done up like a china doll so I can't get a read on if she's actually pretty or not...and is that a wig??..but there ain't nothing wrong with her body. 

if she's taller than me tho, no way
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on February 10, 2007, 06:46:59 PM
Tall chicks = teh hot.

For real.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 10, 2007, 06:50:20 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on February 10, 2007, 04:26:06 PM
pass.

Am I to understand that a brutha has no interest in a white girl with a little thickness to her?  Feva, your blackness is officially under review. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 10, 2007, 06:59:28 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 10, 2007, 06:46:59 PM
Tall chicks = teh hot.

For real.

So long as she's less than 6'2", sure.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on February 10, 2007, 07:03:34 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 10, 2007, 06:59:28 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 10, 2007, 06:46:59 PM
Tall chicks = teh hot.

For real.

So long as she's less than 6'2", sure.

I don't put a max on it. Tall girls are hot and no two ways about it.

Well, tall BIG girls are scary, but tall on its own is farging outstanding.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on February 10, 2007, 07:05:02 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 10, 2007, 06:50:20 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on February 10, 2007, 04:26:06 PM
pass.

Am I to understand that a brutha has no interest in a white girl with a little thickness to her?  Feva, your blackness is officially under review. 

I'll officially review my foot up your ass.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on February 10, 2007, 07:06:44 PM
Baby sling. No white chicks. Your review isn't looking too good.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 10, 2007, 07:08:03 PM
feva if you wouldnt let that girls ass accept your penis butter i wouldn worry much more about being gay than not being black
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on February 10, 2007, 07:15:09 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on February 10, 2007, 07:06:44 PM
Baby sling. No white chicks. Your review isn't looking too good.

Whaaa??? Some of my best friends are white chicks!

Quote from: ice grillin you on February 10, 2007, 07:08:03 PM
feva if you wouldnt let that girls ass accept your penis butter i wouldn worry much more about being gay than not being black

Fabulooooooooouuuus!!

She looks like her dad... looks to be built like him too.

Like I said... she could slob the knob.  That's a privilege a chunker like her should be proud to have.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on February 10, 2007, 07:45:33 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 10, 2007, 06:50:20 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on February 10, 2007, 04:26:06 PM
pass.

Am I to understand that a brutha has no interest in a white girl with a little thickness to her?  Feva, your blackness is officially under review. 

Word!

I agree with Dio though the only thing really wrong is her hair it looks fake other than that butterscotch.  Also she looks nothing like Pops.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 10, 2007, 07:46:37 PM
you guys analyze to much for someone you just met in a still photo on the internet
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on February 10, 2007, 08:02:44 PM
Chubby chaserz...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on February 11, 2007, 12:58:23 PM
Looks like Romo was booed by the Hawaiians yesterday
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 11, 2007, 12:59:42 PM
gee I wonder why
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 11, 2007, 04:37:20 PM
Booed by Hawaiians? That's funny. At first I thought that pic of the fat cowboy fan might be Romo two weeks and 20 gallons of Haagen Dazs after his playoff loss.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on February 11, 2007, 06:39:56 PM
God forbid a woman weigh more than 80 lbs.  ::)

I think she's gorgeous, even though the hair is a little too "Bettie Page".

Meanwhile... farg Dallas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 11, 2007, 06:42:12 PM
Quote from: BlueHeart on February 11, 2007, 06:39:56 PMGod forbid a woman weigh more than 80 lbs.

So you're fat and sensitive about it, eh?  That's funny...I'd NEVER imagine a female Giants fan being fat..
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on February 11, 2007, 06:57:39 PM
Yes. I'm farging HUUUUUUUUUGE.

Gonna go have a brownie now 'cause I'm hoping to crest 400 pounds before the weekend is up.  :yay
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 11, 2007, 07:23:16 PM
you can sit on my face anytime you want blue
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on February 11, 2007, 07:26:58 PM
Quote from: BlueHeart on February 11, 2007, 06:39:56 PM
God forbid a woman weigh more than 80 lbs.  ::)

I think she's gorgeous, even though the hair is a little too "Bettie Page".

Meanwhile... farg Dallas.

You damn skippy!  80 lbs???  Somebody get that fatty on a treadmill!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 11, 2007, 07:59:19 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 11, 2007, 07:23:16 PM
you can sit on my face anytime you want blue

does she have to tell you she loves you?

will you sit on her face, and tell her you love her too?

do you love to hear her moralize when you're between her thighs?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on February 11, 2007, 08:06:33 PM
Monty Python.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 11, 2007, 08:23:06 PM
You're a lumberjack, rjs, and you're OK.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on February 11, 2007, 09:34:44 PM
No he's not. He just likes wearing women's clothing and hanging around in bars.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on February 11, 2007, 09:43:39 PM
That's strictly for comfort and drunkenness, respectively.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on February 17, 2007, 12:24:33 AM
I can't believe this video I'm going to link to hasn't found its way here.

Disclaimer:

If you:

Find foul language offensive.
Like the group Journey.
Hate bad singing.

This is not for you.

If you:

Like to see someone, especially a Cowboy, make an ass out of themselves.
Hate the group Journey and think they were overrated.

You'll probably get a kick out of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrINA2iLD8M
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 17, 2007, 03:15:02 AM
It wouldn't happen to be a video of Mr Belding and Tony Romo singing with Metel Skool, would it? (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=18470.msg499563#msg499563)

I'm a seer. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on February 18, 2007, 08:40:36 AM
QuoteSports in Brief | ESPN decides to drop Irvin from NFL show
Compiled By The Inquirer Staff

ESPN has dropped Michael Irvin from its NFL studio show.

The former Dallas Cowboy - recently elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame - spent four years as an analyst for the network.

ESPN made the decision not to exercise an option in Irvin's contract "as part of an annual evaluation."

"Michael Irvin will not be returning to ESPN," network spokesman Bill Hofheimer said. "We thank him for his contributions and wish him well."

"It's fine," Irvin told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram last night. "These are exciting times for me and my family. There are a lot of opportunities to explore."

He did not expand on what direction his career might take.

Reports have said Bill Parcells, who retired as the Cowboys' coach last month, would join the ESPN show.

So long, crackhead.

:flipoff
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on February 18, 2007, 08:44:37 AM
Good riddance
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: mussa on February 18, 2007, 11:57:50 AM
yea really, i can't stand that guy
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 18, 2007, 12:11:03 PM
This is the 2nd time I've given Irvin a standing ovation.

(http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/nfl/news/1999/10/11/philly_fans_ap/t1_irvin_ap.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on February 18, 2007, 03:27:11 PM
Dear God, thank you!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on February 18, 2007, 03:42:02 PM
Next to join the Fox NFL team...  :paranoid
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on February 18, 2007, 08:55:23 PM
STOP THE PRESSES!


QuoteCowboys | Darilek signed to two-year contract
Sat, 17 Feb 2007 17:29:33 -0800

Todd Archer, of The Dallas Morning News, reports the Dallas Cowboys have signed free agent OG Trey Darilek (Eagles Wasted Draft Pick) to a two-year contract.

:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: TRUCK RATHMAN on February 19, 2007, 08:02:50 AM
Fookin a, gj jerrah. keep it up  :yay


farg dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 01, 2007, 04:27:30 PM
QuoteNFL | Parcells joining ESPN
Thu, 1 Mar 2007 12:47:49 -0800

ESPNews reports former Dallas Cowboys head coach Bill Parcells will be joining the ESPN broadcast team during the 2007 season.

Guess he's taking Irvin's place
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 05, 2007, 07:17:25 PM
Leonard Davis for 7 yrs, $50M
Brad Johnson for 3 yrs
Martin Gramatica for 2 yrs
T.O. won't catch passes until July or August
Parcells is out
Wade Phillips is in

Good offseason so far  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on March 05, 2007, 07:51:26 PM
I damn near choked when I heard what Davis' contract details were this morning. Un-farging-believable.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 05, 2007, 09:48:22 PM
Great offseason so far, Dallas. :yay
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on March 05, 2007, 11:23:16 PM
What exactly do the Eagles have to brag about. Zero moves!!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 06, 2007, 08:00:17 AM
i dont think anyone is bragging...but seeing dallas' offseason maybe can make some feel better about the eagles even worse offseason

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 06, 2007, 08:38:44 AM
Didnt Brad Johnson refuse to sign with the vikes because he would be the backup  :-D 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on March 06, 2007, 08:48:07 AM
Honestly, it's entirely possible that Romo will stink up the joint and Johnson will get some snaps this season.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 06, 2007, 08:51:16 AM
definitely
romo sucks
dallas has two back up's
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on March 06, 2007, 12:42:37 PM
I'm sure TO will love having a 45 year old with no arm strength throw him the ball downfield so he can drop it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: bobbyinlondon on March 06, 2007, 12:45:14 PM
Quote from: BlueHeart on March 05, 2007, 07:51:26 PM
I damn near choked when I heard what Davis' contract details were this morning. Un-farging-believable.

Just think, according to John Clayton, the Giants were prepared to pay him that and a little more to be their left tackle--where he's been a disaster.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on March 06, 2007, 01:16:59 PM
Davis move got rated by Adam Schein as the worst move of the offseason so far.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 06, 2007, 01:19:58 PM
What did he rate highest?  I'd give the Jets getting Thomas Jones the #1 spot.  Completely fills a need.  With Leon Washington as the change of pace guy, they now have a legit running game.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 06, 2007, 01:43:45 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on March 06, 2007, 01:19:58 PM
What did he rate highest?  I'd give the Jets getting Thomas Jones the #1 spot.  Completely fills a need.  With Leon Washington as the change of pace guy, they now have a legit running game.

I'd go with that and the Pats getting A. Thomas and Stallworth. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 06, 2007, 01:47:26 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 06, 2007, 01:43:45 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on March 06, 2007, 01:19:58 PM
What did he rate highest?  I'd give the Jets getting Thomas Jones the #1 spot.  Completely fills a need.  With Leon Washington as the change of pace guy, they now have a legit running game.

I'd go with that and the Pats getting A. Thomas and Stallworth

It ain't over until Tomahawk's mom sings.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 06, 2007, 04:52:36 PM
Quote from: MDS on March 05, 2007, 11:23:16 PM
What exactly do the Eagles have to brag about. Zero moves!!


Maybe it's a Zen thing, accomplishment by non-doing.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on March 06, 2007, 07:26:34 PM
Quote from: bobbyinlondon on March 06, 2007, 12:45:14 PM
Quote from: BlueHeart on March 05, 2007, 07:51:26 PM
I damn near choked when I heard what Davis' contract details were this morning. Un-farging-believable.

Just think, according to John Clayton, the Giants were prepared to pay him that and a little more to be their left tackle--where he's been a disaster.

Well, Clayton needs to git himself a lil' learnin'... or at least better "sources". The Giants are f'n stingy. One of my biggest problems with our F.O., in fact. They never would have paid, or even gave it a thought to, that kind of money to him (or anyone) especially after his season last year.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on March 06, 2007, 09:21:07 PM
Blue heart, why was pettigout let go?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 06, 2007, 09:41:37 PM
[vigy]He had a couple false starts and everyone got down on him for it[/vigy]
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on March 08, 2007, 07:52:17 PM
Quote from: methdeez on March 06, 2007, 09:21:07 PM
Blue heart, why was pettigout let go?

Because his cap number would have been a little less than 7 million and, supposedly, he wasn't "healing fast enough" for a certain someone. ::)

His nickname being "False Start" didn't have anything to do with it, Dio... ummm.. VIGY... uh, Dio. He was actually pretty controlled the last couple of years compared to the 1 or 2 he was good for per game before that.

Luke was a big farging loss.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 11, 2007, 12:08:48 PM
TO didn't know Cowboys playbook (http://www.cowboysplus.com/columnists/jtaylor/stories/031107cptaylor.373227f.html)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 11, 2007, 12:15:52 PM
Ha.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 11, 2007, 12:34:48 PM
I would love to get paid any amount of money to be able to show up to work and not know how to do my job.  I'm not even greedy.  I'd love a job that would pay me 100 grand a year to not know what the hell I'm doing. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 11, 2007, 01:18:11 PM
If anyone is looking for a football fix, NFL Network is replaying the Dallas/Jacksonville season opener right now
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on March 11, 2007, 01:26:55 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 11, 2007, 12:34:48 PM
I'd love a job that would pay me 100 grand a year to not know what the hell I'm doing. 

I'm hiring, Sassy...

:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 11, 2007, 01:56:23 PM
I don't work for candy. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on March 11, 2007, 02:02:20 PM
That's not what Chuggie tells us.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 11, 2007, 02:11:51 PM
That isn't exactly what I'd call work either. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on March 11, 2007, 02:18:59 PM
H  :-D M  :-D !!!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on March 12, 2007, 01:04:58 AM
I'll bet you all have been having some giggles the last week or so.

Phillips: :-\
Considering it was basically between he and Turner, it's about as good as we would get under the circumstances.

Davis:
RG- ^-^
RT- :paranoid
LT- :boom

His contract: :P but the market was set, even for a guy who was a bust at LT.

Brad Johnson:    :-\
He'll probably see some time this year. I'm not one of those sold on Romo. Hopefully we draft someone in the middle rounds.

TO:   ::)
He'll probably be around this year, but that's about it. Could care less about the playbook article because he wasn't our biggest problem last year despite all the news. I also consider the source of the article, and he's Dallas' version of a "know it all", pot stirring, self righteous hack.

Colombo: :yay
Simply because he was better than what we'd thrown out there at RT for awhile, didn't break the bank and it would be good to have some continuity there for once. At one point evidently he thought he could get Davis-type money. :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on March 12, 2007, 02:46:53 PM
Emmitt Smith joins ESPN's pregame show! (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2795627)

Is there some rule I'm unaware of that says that ex-CowRomes have to be a part of every NFL-related broadcast?

Christ.  Now we'll have to listen not only to Parcells but also Mr. Twinkle Toes too.

Yippee.

:puke

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 12, 2007, 04:18:16 PM
Emmitt is a mush mouth on TV. He was brutal on the NFL Network.

However, he is better than Irvin.

Maybe they should hire Mark Stepnoski as an analyst. He'll be high the entire time.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 12, 2007, 04:22:01 PM
Emmit and Faulk were horrible.  Great to see the execs thought so  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on March 12, 2007, 07:15:27 PM
Gotta fill the black quota.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on March 12, 2007, 07:35:19 PM
Are you suggesting Chris Berman isn't a brother?  Because if so, that's just crazy talk.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on March 13, 2007, 12:13:16 AM
"You're with me leather."

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 13, 2007, 08:36:05 AM
Sort of odd report:
QuoteCowboys | J. Jones available at the right price
Mon, 12 Mar 2007 19:16:05 -0800

Paul Domowitch, of the Philadelphia Daily News, reports Dallas Cowboys RB Julius Jones is available for the right price, but the team is not actively shopping him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 13, 2007, 08:52:46 AM
I've read that from multiple sources.  Jones is a decent player, but he's not exactly a good complement to Westbrook.  Frankly, the Giants probably should have made a play for him instead of getting Droughns.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 13, 2007, 09:05:34 AM
The Pats will pick him up for a 6th rounder in '08.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 13, 2007, 02:39:52 PM
He was being shopped during the draft last year too, I believe. He was not a favorite of Parcells. I'd take him here in a second.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: dis12 on March 13, 2007, 03:08:44 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 13, 2007, 02:39:52 PM
He was being shopped during the draft last year too, I believe. He was not a favorite of Parcells. I'd take him here in a second.
agreed.  but that might piss off Westy....assuming he's as sensitive as #5.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 13, 2007, 03:41:02 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 13, 2007, 02:39:52 PM
He was being shopped during the draft last year too, I believe. He was not a favorite of Parcells. I'd take him here in a second.

Westbrook, Jones, and Moats... lightning, lightning, and...  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 10, 2007, 07:59:21 AM
QuotePLAYMAKER SUED FOR ASSAULT

Another Hall of Famer is in trouble with the law, albeit not within the confines of the criminal justice system.

According to the Dallas Morning News and WFAA-TV, former Cowboys receiver Michael Irvin has been sued for allegedly assaulting a contractor who was installing a fountain at Irvin's home.

Shawn Vandergrift claims that Irvin "yelled at him and grabbed him during a December dispute over a final payment for the construction work."

Irvin was dumped earlier this year by ESPN. Regardless of whether the current allegations are true, it's yet another example of the cloud of controversy that periodically finds -- and engulfs -- Irvin. And it likely makes ESPN feel even better about the decision to move on. (Or move out.)

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on April 10, 2007, 10:58:44 AM
ha
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on April 10, 2007, 11:08:16 AM
Love it... LOVE it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on April 10, 2007, 01:31:18 PM
I didnt even know ESPN let him go.

That made my day. Seriously, Im thrilled.  :yay
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 10, 2007, 03:31:36 PM
only a matter of time before that crackhead is back on the stuff and in rehab. great news.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on April 10, 2007, 03:57:13 PM
as much as i hated him as a player, i liked him on espn.  at least everything other than his TO love.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 10, 2007, 05:40:10 PM
Good for him.

But it sounds like the fountain dude is a Hoyda. Waaaaaah! He yelled at me and grabbed me! I'm gonna sue!! Get revenge like a man, dude. Smash out his car windows and then step on the crack pipes that aren't really his under the seats.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on April 10, 2007, 08:21:50 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 10, 2007, 05:40:10 PM
Get revenge like a man, dude.

I think he'd rather get 50K like a Hoyda.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on April 11, 2007, 01:39:41 PM
Cowboys schedule:

9/9 vs NY Giants SNF
9/16 at Miami
9/23 at Chicago SNF
9/30 vs St. Louis
10/8 at Buffalo MNF
10/14 vs New England CBS National
10/21 vs Minnesota
10/28 BYE
11/4 at Philadelphia SNF
11/11 at NY Giants FOX National
11/18 vs Washington
11/22 vs NY Jets CBS Thanksgiving
11/29 vs Green Bay THU NFLN
12/9 at Detroit
12/16 vs Philadelphia FOX National
12/22 at Carolina SAT NFLN
12/30 at Washington
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 11, 2007, 01:49:31 PM
Their head coach is Wade Phillips, their starting QB is Tony Romo, & 9 of their 16 games are nationally-televised.

Hilarious.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on April 11, 2007, 02:10:49 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 11, 2007, 01:49:31 PM
Their head coach is Wade Phillips, their starting QB is Tony Romo, & 9 of their 16 games are nationally-televised.

Hilarious.

(http://www.sportsposterwarehouse.com/warehouse/cowboyslogo01sl-1.jpg)

:puke
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MURP on April 13, 2007, 12:31:34 PM
look at it this way,  It is always fun to watch the Cowboys lose. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: bobbyinlondon on April 15, 2007, 12:47:38 PM
Quote from: MURP on April 13, 2007, 12:31:34 PM
look at it this way,  It is always fun to watch the Cowboys lose. 

I'm going to Dallas for the Eagles game in December--already got my flight and hotel reservations. Hopefully, the Birds put another beating on them like they did on Christmas night.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on April 16, 2007, 06:25:38 PM
Quote from: MURP on April 13, 2007, 12:31:34 PM
look at it this way,  It is always fun to watch the Cowboys lose. 

Damn right it is.

Jerry Jones has screwed up again. Wade Phillips? Jones hasn't made a decent hire since Jimmy Johnson.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on April 17, 2007, 10:51:18 AM
still a shtein load but only seven of their games are national broadcasts
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on April 18, 2007, 12:07:57 PM
Don't you losers have anything better to do? Face it seeing you lose brings no
joy to any of our fans faces..but to know you will never win a championship is
it's own reward
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 18, 2007, 12:46:59 PM
ass sphincter says what
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on April 18, 2007, 12:50:32 PM
it doesn't work so good when you can read it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 18, 2007, 12:51:25 PM
i noticed that typing it out..so   

FARG DALLAS
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on April 18, 2007, 02:55:22 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 18, 2007, 12:46:59 PM
ass sphincter says what

I wouldn't know I don't talk to iceholes
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on April 18, 2007, 03:05:18 PM
Hi Satan, welcome.  you seem like a swell guy.  maybe we can become friends.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 18, 2007, 03:06:24 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on April 18, 2007, 03:05:18 PM
Hi Satan, welcome.  you seem like a swell guy.  maybe we can become friends.

Liar.  Like you two haven't been best pals for years...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: TRUCK RATHMAN on April 21, 2007, 04:26:44 AM
F A R G dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 25, 2007, 10:00:37 AM
(http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070424/carrie%20underwod%20tony%20romo/cutr4.jpg)

Did you seal the deal? Did you seal the deal? No, I bet you didn't you farging homo.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 25, 2007, 01:11:18 PM
Dallas is bringing in Trung Canidate for a workout. :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MURP on April 25, 2007, 02:51:13 PM
bwhahahaha
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on April 25, 2007, 02:59:09 PM
Trung and Gun
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on April 25, 2007, 03:24:45 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 25, 2007, 02:59:09 PM
Trung and Gun


This is hopefully your last post, as you should have shot yourself immediately after.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on April 25, 2007, 03:35:14 PM
No such luck. SUCKERS.


(It was a reference to the Steve Spurrier days in Washington with Trung Canid... nevermind, dammit. Going to shoot myself now.)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on April 25, 2007, 04:39:23 PM
Farg the Eagles

Oh and don't forget Hell is just a stones throw from the city, so come on down
and see us. Misery is just a eternity away
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 17, 2007, 10:55:13 AM
so dookie cant hold onto a football but he wont drop that purse...

and WTF is this "We get to see each other go through different things in life"


On Tuesday, Cowboys QB Tony Romo escorted Carrie Underwood to the Country Music Awards in Las V egas. "I was just supporting Carrie," Romo said. "We are good friends. We get to see each other go through different things in life. It was neat to go there and listen to some good music and get away for the night." Romo, who was back for the Cowboys' annual golf tournament Wednesday, said one of the highlights was meeting George Strait for the first time. The moment all his teammates wanted to talk about was Underwood giving Romo her purse when she accepted an award. "You have to help out when you can," Romo said with a smile. "I am just a secondary protocol there. I am there to do a job and it was to hold the purse. Anytime you do stuff like that you are going to take a ribbing. It goes with the job."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 17, 2007, 12:04:34 PM
Farg Dallas and farg you, igy, for posting that. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on May 17, 2007, 12:06:36 PM
She'll dump his ass once he plays a full season and shows everyone that he really sucks.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 18, 2007, 09:34:18 AM
(http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.aolsportsblog.com/media/2007/05/tonyrcarrie.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 18, 2007, 09:36:05 AM
She'll dump his ass once he plays a full season and shows everyone that he really sucks.


"We are good friends. We get to see each other go through different things in life."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 22, 2007, 02:57:34 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2878922
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on May 22, 2007, 03:07:31 PM
Now there's a shocker. 

Who would have ever guessed that Dallas would win out over Indianapolis?

:puke


The only possible good that could come of it would be if the Eagles won the game there.  That would be sweet.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 22, 2007, 03:29:00 PM
it will also piss off lil danni to no end...and thats always a good thing
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 22, 2007, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on May 22, 2007, 03:07:31 PM
The only possible good that could come of it would be if the Eagles won the game there.  That would be sweet.

I was thinking the exact same thing only better.......

Go into Dallas for the NFCC game and win and then turn around 2 weeks later and win on their field again.  :evil
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 23, 2007, 04:00:11 PM
Quit day dreaming your destiny is to be the losers of this division for eternity
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on May 23, 2007, 06:54:31 PM
Okay.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 23, 2007, 07:02:15 PM
Quote from: SATAN on May 23, 2007, 04:00:11 PM
Quit day dreaming your destiny is to be the losers of this division for eternity

(http://www.boomspeed.com/superpsn/snap.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on May 23, 2007, 07:05:59 PM
Good god man.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on May 23, 2007, 07:37:06 PM
Quote from: SATAN on May 23, 2007, 04:00:11 PM
Quit day dreaming your destiny is to be the losers of this division for eternity

Oh, goodie.

Another product of sibling comingling has joined us.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 23, 2007, 07:49:10 PM
5 > 0
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 23, 2007, 10:11:59 PM
sure man.  but not if it means you act like a dallas fan
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on May 23, 2007, 11:34:47 PM
Dallas = irrelevant.

New coach + Romo + useless fans who can't even keep their diapers on in the face of actual football talk = non-existant

TO = hate, so they register a little. But not much.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 23, 2007, 11:36:58 PM
I don't associate TO with Dallas...he stands on his own in my reckoning as an entity unto himself.  That they would take him says somthing about them of course, but I just don't consider them together.

I hate Dallas the team the fans the city the attitude the concept the state.  farg them all.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 28, 2007, 07:29:47 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on May 23, 2007, 11:34:47 PM
Dallas = irrelevant.

New coach + Romo + useless fans who can't even keep their diapers on in the face of actual football talk = non-existant

TO = hate, so they register a little. But not much.

Irrelevant? hmm let's see if that holds true or not! since joining the NFC East
Dallas has managed to win the Lombardi 5 times, Washington has managed
to win it 3 times and the Giants have won it twice..yet I don't see the E-Girls
on that list of champions..so that must make the E-Girls irrelevant to not only
this conference but to this division
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Dillen on May 28, 2007, 07:37:10 PM
For this year, dumbass. Notice how he only references players currently on the team?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 28, 2007, 08:45:19 PM
haha, get it?  he took eagles and made it E-girls!  it sounds like eagles, but it's derogatory because he's calling them girls! 

good stuff right there
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on May 28, 2007, 08:53:49 PM
this is why taterskins giants and cowboys fans are pointless to talk to. once they know their team is sucking they fall back to the "omg we won championships a while ago".

yeah you guys won championships before. we never have in the superbowl era. congratulations. keep enjoying them since you can not enjoy your team right now.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on May 29, 2007, 04:36:26 AM
Quote from: SATAN on May 28, 2007, 07:29:47 PM
Irrelevant? hmm let's see if that holds true or not! since joining the NFC East
Dallas has managed to win the Lombardi 5 times, Washington has managed
to win it 3 times and the Giants have won it twice..yet I don't see the E-Girls
on that list of champions..so that must make the E-Girls irrelevant to not only
this conference but to this division

Quote from: EagleFeva on May 21, 2007, 12:55:11 PM
I think I'll always hate Dallas fans most... for one, like FF said... they're too many of them.  They're farging everywhere.  Even in a place like Atlanta... this place is crawling with them... and every last one of them spit out "Super Bowls" within the 1st 15 seconds of talking to them, even though they probably couldn't so much as point to Dallas if you gave them a farging map.  It's impossible to even try to engage in any kind of football discussion because once they feel the least bit threatened... "How many Super Bowls you got??"

They all think they're some kind of fan royalty and love to harp on that "America's Team" bullshtein.  Don't bring up the fact that the moniker is self-proclamied because what happens?  That's right... "How many Super Bowls you got??"

It's as if a SB victory gives their team a lifelong pass to be zesty.  That type of ignorance makes me want to dismember someone.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 29, 2007, 06:32:08 AM
Quote from: SATAN on May 28, 2007, 07:29:47 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on May 23, 2007, 11:34:47 PM
Dallas = irrelevant.

New coach + Romo + useless fans who can't even keep their diapers on in the face of actual football talk = non-existant

TO = hate, so they register a little. But not much.

Irrelevant? hmm let's see if that holds true or not! since joining the NFC East
Dallas has managed to win the Lombardi 5 times, Washington has managed
to win it 3 times and the Giants have won it twice..yet I don't see the E-Girls
on that list of champions..so that must make the E-Girls irrelevant to not only
this conference but to this division

Eagles are 11-3 vs. the Girls since 2000. Ooh, that's gotta burn.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 29, 2007, 09:21:34 AM
Quote from: Magical_Retard on May 28, 2007, 08:53:49 PM
this is why taterskins giants and cowboys fans are pointless to talk to. once they know their team is sucking they fall back to the "omg we won championships a while ago".

yeah you guys won championships before. we never have in the superbowl era. congratulations. keep enjoying them since you can not enjoy your team right now.

Doesn't it suck that you are made to live in misery while we don't have to? and
I bet that just burns you up inside! be honest the mere thought of knowing that
the rest of this division is all ready established..and doesn't even need you to do
anything but continue to be the losers that you are, Just frosts those cookies huh?
You know it's true and now that we know what sets you losers off..don't expect to
be left in peace

Your misery has only just begun
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 29, 2007, 09:22:19 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 29, 2007, 06:32:08 AM
Quote from: SATAN on May 28, 2007, 07:29:47 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on May 23, 2007, 11:34:47 PM
Dallas = irrelevant.

New coach + Romo + useless fans who can't even keep their diapers on in the face of actual football talk = non-existant

TO = hate, so they register a little. But not much.

Irrelevant? hmm let's see if that holds true or not! since joining the NFC East
Dallas has managed to win the Lombardi 5 times, Washington has managed
to win it 3 times and the Giants have won it twice..yet I don't see the E-Girls
on that list of champions..so that must make the E-Girls irrelevant to not only
this conference but to this division

Eagles are 11-3 vs. the Girls since 2000. Ooh, that's gotta burn.

0 super bowls to show for what they done now that's really got to burn
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 29, 2007, 09:23:07 AM
i'm sure your Super Bowls cheered you right up with Romo dropped that snap...hahahahaha
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 29, 2007, 09:53:23 AM
Quote from: SunMo on May 29, 2007, 09:23:07 AM
i'm sure your Super Bowls cheered you right up with Romo dropped that snap...hahahahaha

or on Christmas day when the Eagles laid the smackdown...bhahahaha
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 29, 2007, 10:12:03 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 29, 2007, 09:53:23 AM
Quote from: SunMo on May 29, 2007, 09:23:07 AM
i'm sure your Super Bowls cheered you right up with Romo dropped that snap...hahahahaha

or on Christmas day when the Eagles laid the smackdown...bhahahaha
Oh Glorious Day
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 29, 2007, 10:20:13 AM
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m267/jeepwrang1994/Internets/romo.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 29, 2007, 10:23:03 AM
Quote from: SunMo on May 29, 2007, 09:23:07 AM
i'm sure your Super Bowls cheered you right up with Romo dropped that snap...hahahahaha

Romo's missed timed snap didn't cost them the game against Seattle the final 1:14
and Seattles first possession after the missed timed snap is what killed it, but never
the less good things come to those who wait and well in your case hell must freeze
over before you ever see the Eagles do anything worth talking about, and you got a
long time to wait before that happens
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 29, 2007, 10:25:36 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 29, 2007, 10:12:03 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 29, 2007, 09:53:23 AM
Quote from: SunMo on May 29, 2007, 09:23:07 AM
i'm sure your Super Bowls cheered you right up with Romo dropped that snap...hahahahaha

or on Christmas day when the Eagles laid the smackdown...bhahahaha
Oh Glorious Day

Yes that empty trophy case and the fact that you fail to belong in this division is
glorious..I hope the NFL decided to move you out the league and put you in the
CFL where all the other hasbeens who don't belong
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 29, 2007, 10:26:13 AM
Shut it expansion team
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 29, 2007, 10:27:57 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 29, 2007, 10:26:13 AM
Shut it expansion team

Your not even good enough to be a expansion team I can't wait till you losers
are kicked out the league
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 29, 2007, 10:38:52 AM
(http://www.cnnsi.com/football/nfl/news/1999/10/11/philly_fans_ap/t1_irvin_ap.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 29, 2007, 10:44:29 AM
How pathetic of you, to break out pictures of Irvin being hurt when you
couldn't stop him any other way, but by ending his career..thanks for the
picture show but this further proves, You have never belonged in this division
you won't ever fit in..In this division and your Eagles SUCK
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on May 29, 2007, 11:06:25 AM
ending his career is a pretty damn good way of stopping him.  you lose.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on May 29, 2007, 11:12:39 AM
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/435/motivator77924aedb61922mv0.jpg)

The only sad part about that day is that Irvin wasn't killed on the field.

:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 29, 2007, 12:18:33 PM
I see this happening in the future...

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=9e8133a7680c9b9c9fb65cbe6b437c2f
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 29, 2007, 12:22:01 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on May 29, 2007, 11:06:25 AM
ending his career is a pretty damn good way of stopping him.  you lose.

Then you have just proved how badly the Eagles suck, and that year after year
Irvin Owned you like the worthless bitches that you are
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 29, 2007, 12:24:09 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on May 29, 2007, 11:12:39 AM
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/435/motivator77924aedb61922mv0.jpg)

The only sad part about that day is that Irvin wasn't killed on the field.

:-D

It's sad you didn't get what you want huh? but don't worry next time you
step in front of a bus in on coming traffic..don't call 911 let me just stand
there and wish the same ill fate for you as you had for Irvin
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Dillen on May 29, 2007, 02:38:13 PM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 29, 2007, 10:25:36 AM
Yes that empty trophy case and the fact that you fail to belong in this division is
glorious..I hope the NFL decided to move you out the league and put you in the
CFL where all the other hasbeens who don't belong
Fail to belong in the division, exactly why? Considering the Eagles have no Super Bowl wins, they shouldn't be in the NFC East, considering they sure as hell don't have their home in the East. If there's a team that doesn't deserve to be in the division it's the Cowboys. How the farg is Dallas and their hick asses in the East?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 29, 2007, 02:59:25 PM
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Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 29, 2007, 03:00:08 PM
Merry Christmas
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f98/SD_Eagle5/MVC-635S.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on May 29, 2007, 03:35:23 PM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 29, 2007, 12:24:09 PM
It's sad you didn't get what you want huh? but don't worry next time you
step in front of a bus in on coming traffic..don't call 911 let me just stand
there and wish the same ill fate for you as you had for Irvin

Get polio.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on May 29, 2007, 03:48:39 PM
God I love this.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on May 29, 2007, 05:51:48 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 29, 2007, 03:00:08 PM
Merry Christmas
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f98/SD_Eagle5/MVC-635S.jpg)

After this series, I knew I was going to get a late Xmas gift:


Quote
1st and 7 at PHI 7 (15:00) T.Romo pass short middle to A.Fasano to PHI 1 for 6 yards (O.Gaither).
2nd and 1 at PHI 1 (14:20) M.Barber right tackle to PHI 1 for no gain (Q.Mikell).     
3rd and 1 at PHI 1 (13:48) M.Barber up the middle to PHI 1 for no gain (D.Walker).     
4th and 1 at PHI 1 (12:57) M.Barber right end to PHI 4 for -3 yards (Q.Mikell). Quick pitch.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on May 29, 2007, 07:18:25 PM
That was one beautiful Christmas.  :)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 29, 2007, 09:09:11 PM
Quote from: Dillen on May 29, 2007, 02:38:13 PM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 29, 2007, 10:25:36 AM
Yes that empty trophy case and the fact that you fail to belong in this division is
glorious..I hope the NFL decided to move you out the league and put you in the
CFL where all the other hasbeens who don't belong
Fail to belong in the division, exactly why? Considering the Eagles have no Super Bowl wins, they shouldn't be in the NFC East

You just answered your own question
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 29, 2007, 09:20:04 PM
Where in Texas do you live, cowboy?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 29, 2007, 10:06:45 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on May 29, 2007, 09:20:04 PM
Where in Texas do you live, cowboy?

Los Angeles. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on May 29, 2007, 11:12:26 PM
Cowboys = Irrelevant.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on May 30, 2007, 04:40:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk8onB6Lm64 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk8onB6Lm64)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Dillen on May 30, 2007, 06:57:23 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 29, 2007, 09:09:11 PM
You just answered your own question
I guess you're right. farg geography.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 30, 2007, 07:03:08 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on May 30, 2007, 04:40:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk8onB6Lm64 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk8onB6Lm64)

man, I love that clip.  gives me goosebumps and football wood
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 30, 2007, 08:38:54 AM
Where ya at troll, Explain how the NFC EAST has the boys in it?  As Dillen said, what team doesnt fit, the ones all within 200 miles of eachother or the one down in hell?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 30, 2007, 09:02:02 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on May 29, 2007, 09:20:04 PM
Where in Texas do you live, cowboy?

None of your concern
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 30, 2007, 09:04:19 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 30, 2007, 08:38:54 AM
Where ya at troll, Explain how the NFC EAST has the boys in it?  As Dillen said, what team doesnt fit, the ones all within 200 miles of eachother or the one down in hell?

It's all ready been explained I don't need to answer the same question twice
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 30, 2007, 09:07:19 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 09:02:02 AM
None of your concern

don't worry, i'd be embarrassed to admit i was from any part of Texas too
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 30, 2007, 09:42:31 AM
The issue of location is not the debate, and nor does location prove that you
are any less or any more of a fan..just because you happen to live or not live
in the same state as the team you cheer for
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 30, 2007, 09:44:34 AM
Steers & queers
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 30, 2007, 10:05:28 AM
Can't you losers come up with something more original? I mean honestly you can't
be that pathetic enough that your only smack talk..comes from a movie that wasn't
even meant to be funny, but serious as to the hard corp training the Marines use to
mold new recruits
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 30, 2007, 10:09:23 AM
0 super bowls to show for what they done now that's really got to burn

this talk is fine for cowboy giant and skin fans...it pretty much fathers the eagles and their fans in every single instance....id kill for one superbowl much less 5

but

because superbowls make up the beginning middle and end of every single episode of trash talk youve ever engaged in you therefore in the future cannot EVER talk trash about any of the following:

ANY dallas win over ANY team that doesnt take place in the superbowl

in other words you can ONLY talk about past dallas superbowls and future dallas superbowls...everything in between is off limits

i highly doubt that happens tho...im guessing you will be the first douchebag here on nov 4 if dallas beats the eagles....even tho by your own admission nothing matters but superbowls

farging dope
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 30, 2007, 10:16:24 AM
I can't wait to hear you spin doctor your way out of this one, so tell me professor
how does geographic location actually become relevant in this debate?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 30, 2007, 10:21:22 AM
dallas fans in texas dont really care about the cowboys
so youre exactly right location doesnt matter

when the cowboys win its great of course but if they dont they cease to exist to their fans
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 30, 2007, 10:31:55 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 10:05:28 AM
Can't you losers come up with something more original? I mean honestly you can't
be that pathetic enough that your only smack talk..comes from a movie that wasn't
even meant to be funny, but serious as to the hard corp training the Marines use to
mold new recruits
I wasn't trying to be funny, the people that I've met from Texas left me with that impression. Hopefully that laughing stock of a state which epitomizes everything the world hates about America either falls off the map or is given back to Mexico.
Now humor me with some more talk about Super Bowls - because I've never  heard that before. Maybe next you'll throw in a Andy Reid fat joke or something about Boo'ing Santa. Lets see how predictable you can be.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 30, 2007, 10:34:58 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 10:16:24 AM
I can't wait to hear you spin doctor your way out of this one, so tell me professor
how does geographic location actually become relevant in this debate?

Relevant in why Dallas shouldn't be playing in the NFC East? You can't be THAT thick.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 30, 2007, 10:50:00 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 30, 2007, 10:21:22 AM
dallas fans in texas dont really care about the cowboys
so youre exactly right location doesnt matter

when the cowboys win its great of course but if they dont they cease to exist to their fans


That is not necessarily true, I can tell you right now people in Texas love the Cowboys
but the Cowboys aren't their entire lives..they are more dedicated to providing for their
families then they are about worrying if they are called less of a fan by someone like you
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 30, 2007, 10:52:04 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 10:50:00 AM
That is not necessarily true, I can tell you right now people in Texas love the Cowboys
but the Cowboys aren't their entire lives..they are more dedicated to providing for their
families then they are about worrying if they are called less of a fan by someone like you


i guess you aren't one of them because you are worrying about it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 30, 2007, 10:53:56 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 30, 2007, 10:31:55 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 10:05:28 AM
Can't you losers come up with something more original? I mean honestly you can't
be that pathetic enough that your only smack talk..comes from a movie that wasn't
even meant to be funny, but serious as to the hard corp training the Marines use to
mold new recruits
I wasn't trying to be funny, the people that I've met from Texas left me with that impression. Hopefully that laughing stock of a state which epitomizes everything the world hates about America either falls off the map or is given back to Mexico.
Now humor me with some more talk about Super Bowls - because I've never  heard that before. Maybe next you'll throw in a Andy Reid fat joke or something about Boo'ing Santa. Lets see how predictable you can be.

The world doesn't hate Texas nor do they hate Americans or America it's self they hate
George Dubya Bush, the supposed leader of the free world..who has made a mockery
of this country in the past 8 years while he stole his way in to the White House
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 30, 2007, 10:58:06 AM
I can tell you right now people in Texas love the Cowboys
but the Cowboys aren't their entire lives..they are more dedicated to providing for their families then they are about worrying if they are called less of a fan by someone like you



right.....the longhorns are

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 30, 2007, 11:00:19 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 30, 2007, 10:58:06 AM
I can tell you right now people in Texas love the Cowboys
but the Cowboys aren't their entire lives..they are more dedicated to providing for their families then they are about worrying if they are called less of a fan by someone like you



right.....the HighSchool Footballs are


Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 30, 2007, 11:01:16 AM
In all seriousness I've always wanted to visit Texas so I could take a dump on Tom Landry's grave.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 30, 2007, 11:02:36 AM
Who said I worrying? I am just telling you the truth of how fans of the Cowboys
in Texas are..like I said it still doesn't make them any less of a fan just because
they don't wear a jersey outside every day, not everyone can collect welfare and
sit around and do nothing all day long..Many work and provide and become the kind
of up standing citizens you would want your children to become
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 30, 2007, 11:03:28 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 30, 2007, 10:58:06 AM
I can tell you right now people in Texas love the Cowboys
but the Cowboys aren't their entire lives..they are more dedicated to providing for their families then they are about worrying if they are called less of a fan by someone like you



right.....the longhorns are



Wrong again their families are
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 30, 2007, 11:05:48 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 30, 2007, 11:01:16 AM
In all seriousness I've always wanted to visit Texas so I could take a dump on Tom Landry's grave.



Nothing would make me laugh harder, as you being sentenced by the judge to hard time
in the Texas DOC..and hauled off kicking and screaming I don't want to be some bad mans BITCH
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 30, 2007, 11:07:13 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:02:36 AM
Who said I worrying? I am just telling you the truth of how fans of the Cowboys
in Texas are..like I said it still doesn't make them any less of a fan just because
they don't wear a jersey outside every day, not everyone can collect welfare and
sit around and do nothing all day long..Many work and provide and become the kind
of up standing citizens you would want your children to become


ha!

yeah, texas...the bastion of employment and family values
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 30, 2007, 11:10:19 AM
They're so into family values they'll pimp their sons soul off to the local high school football teams coach. Bunch of losers with inferiority complexes who have to live their personal glory through their children.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 30, 2007, 11:11:09 AM
I take it you don't stand for any of that..so then just what do you stand for?
certainly not morals and ethics
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 30, 2007, 11:13:48 AM
(http://members.cox.net/oklahoma.sooners/images/texas/images/texasfootball3.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on May 30, 2007, 11:14:00 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:05:48 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 30, 2007, 11:01:16 AM
In all seriousness I've always wanted to visit Texas so I could take a dump on Tom Landry's grave.



Nothing would make me laugh harder, as you being sentenced by the judge to hard time
in the Texas DOC..and hauled off kicking and screaming I don't want to be some bad mans BITCH

LOL.  So you're saying you get off on man on man rape scenarios?

Isn't that special.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 30, 2007, 11:15:25 AM
(http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2007/01/06/romo-large.jpg)

"But Tony...didn't you know that guys who played 10 and 30 years ago won the Super Bowl?  It doesn't matter if you suck and choked the game away"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 30, 2007, 11:20:36 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:11:09 AM
I take it you don't stand for any of that..so then just what do you stand for?
certainly not morals and ethics

We get it, you realize you've been beaten to a pulp and are now trying to take the high road. Nice try, keep talking about prison rape, I'm sure you're a great role model for your children.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 30, 2007, 11:21:59 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 30, 2007, 11:10:19 AM
They're so into family values they'll pimp their sons soul off to the local high school football teams coach. Bunch of losers with inferiority complexes who have to live their personal glory through their children.

Pimped? this isn't Jonbenet Ramsey we are talking about , kids in Texas growing up
are encouraged to dream big and do good..reach for the impossible and accomplish
all the things your parents were never able to get..I take it you are not a parent SD
so I can't expect you to understand what a parents wants to see they're child get
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Quasimoto on May 30, 2007, 11:23:29 AM
I want my kids to do well.  Not good.   :evil
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 30, 2007, 11:24:12 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:21:59 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 30, 2007, 11:10:19 AM
They're so into family values they'll pimp their sons soul off to the local high school football teams coach. Bunch of losers with inferiority complexes who have to live their personal glory through their children.

Pimped? this isn't Jonbenet Ramsey we are talking about , kids in Texas growing up
are encouraged to dream big and do good..reach for the impossible and accomplish
all the things your parents were never able to get..I take it you are not a parent SD
so I can't expect you to understand what a parents wants to see they're child get

i hope my kids grow up and murder a cowboys fan, i'll be so proud
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 30, 2007, 11:25:42 AM
Quote from: SunMo on May 30, 2007, 11:24:12 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:21:59 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 30, 2007, 11:10:19 AM
They're so into family values they'll pimp their sons soul off to the local high school football teams coach. Bunch of losers with inferiority complexes who have to live their personal glory through their children.

Pimped? this isn't Jonbenet Ramsey we are talking about , kids in Texas growing up
are encouraged to dream big and do good..reach for the impossible and accomplish
all the things your parents were never able to get..I take it you are not a parent SD
so I can't expect you to understand what a parents wants to see they're child get

i hope my kids grow up and murder a cowboys fan, i'll be so proud
Thats a family tradition where i come from
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 30, 2007, 11:26:54 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 30, 2007, 11:20:36 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:11:09 AM
I take it you don't stand for any of that..so then just what do you stand for?
certainly not morals and ethics

We get it, you realize you've been beaten to a pulp and are now trying to take the high road. Nice try, keep talking about prison rape, I'm sure you're a great role model for your children.

Oh I am because my kids know better then to illicit ignorant behavior such as taking a crap
on someones grave 
Quote from: SunMo on May 30, 2007, 11:24:12 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:21:59 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 30, 2007, 11:10:19 AM
They're so into family values they'll pimp their sons soul off to the local high school football teams coach. Bunch of losers with inferiority complexes who have to live their personal glory through their children.

Pimped? this isn't Jonbenet Ramsey we are talking about , kids in Texas growing up
are encouraged to dream big and do good..reach for the impossible and accomplish
all the things your parents were never able to get..I take it you are not a parent SD
so I can't expect you to understand what a parents wants to see they're child get

i hope my kids grow up and murder a cowboys fan, i'll be so proud

And I hope we are both able to witness his/her execution forcing you to loose
the most valuable thing you will ever have, a kid of your own
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 30, 2007, 11:25:42 AM
Quote from: SunMo on May 30, 2007, 11:24:12 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:21:59 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 30, 2007, 11:10:19 AM
They're so into family values they'll pimp their sons soul off to the local high school football teams coach. Bunch of losers with inferiority complexes who have to live their personal glory through their children.

Pimped? this isn't Jonbenet Ramsey we are talking about , kids in Texas growing up
are encouraged to dream big and do good..reach for the impossible and accomplish
all the things your parents were never able to get..I take it you are not a parent SD
so I can't expect you to understand what a parents wants to see they're child get

i hope my kids grow up and murder a cowboys fan, i'll be so proud
Thats a family tradition where i come from

Grew up with the Manson family I take it?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 30, 2007, 11:29:06 AM
Quote from: Quasimoto on May 30, 2007, 11:23:29 AM
I want my kids to do well.  Not good.   :evil

Well you can start by keeping them away from delinquent scum like these people here
who you will more then likely, be visiting  on death row in some state they manage to live
in..and use them as a focal point as to this is not who or what you want to be when you
grow up
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 30, 2007, 11:30:15 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:26:54 AM
Quote from: SunMo on May 30, 2007, 11:24:12 AM

i hope my kids grow up and murder a cowboys fan, i'll be so proud

And I hope we are both able to witness his/her execution forcing you to loose
the most valuable thing you will ever have, a kid of your own


no silly, they wouldn't be convicted, i'm much too clever for that.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 30, 2007, 11:30:24 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:26:54 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 30, 2007, 11:20:36 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:11:09 AM
I take it you don't stand for any of that..so then just what do you stand for?
certainly not morals and ethics

We get it, you realize you've been beaten to a pulp and are now trying to take the high road. Nice try, keep talking about prison rape, I'm sure you're a great role model for your children.

Oh I am because my kids know better then to illicit ignorant behavior such as taking a crap
on someones grave 
So taking a dump on Tom Landry's grave is unacceptable but hoping someone gets arrested and raped in prison is? Got it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on May 30, 2007, 11:33:01 AM
Are all Cowboys Romes into run-on sentences and man rape scenarios or just this clown?

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 30, 2007, 11:38:22 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 30, 2007, 11:30:24 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:26:54 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 30, 2007, 11:20:36 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:11:09 AM
I take it you don't stand for any of that..so then just what do you stand for?
certainly not morals and ethics

We get it, you realize you've been beaten to a pulp and are now trying to take the high road. Nice try, keep talking about prison rape, I'm sure you're a great role model for your children.

Oh I am because my kids know better then to illicit ignorant behavior such as taking a crap
on someones grave 
So taking a dump on Tom Landry's grave is unacceptable but hoping someone gets arrested and raped in prison is? Got it.

Arrested and sentenced to prison is your punishment
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 30, 2007, 11:41:18 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:38:22 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 30, 2007, 11:30:24 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:26:54 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 30, 2007, 11:20:36 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:11:09 AM
I take it you don't stand for any of that..so then just what do you stand for?
certainly not morals and ethics

We get it, you realize you've been beaten to a pulp and are now trying to take the high road. Nice try, keep talking about prison rape, I'm sure you're a great role model for your children.

Oh I am because my kids know better then to illicit ignorant behavior such as taking a crap
on someones grave 
So taking a dump on Tom Landry's grave is unacceptable but hoping someone gets arrested and raped in prison is? Got it.

Arrested and sentenced to prison is your punishment
I really think this guy is a mongoloid
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 30, 2007, 11:43:06 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:38:22 AM
Arrested and sentenced to prison is your punishment

Your punishment is AIDs. Congratulations!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 30, 2007, 11:44:59 AM
That is your punishment including a eternity of suffering and damnation in HELL
where you belong
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 30, 2007, 11:45:45 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 30, 2007, 11:41:18 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:38:22 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 30, 2007, 11:30:24 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:26:54 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 30, 2007, 11:20:36 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:11:09 AM
I take it you don't stand for any of that..so then just what do you stand for?
certainly not morals and ethics

We get it, you realize you've been beaten to a pulp and are now trying to take the high road. Nice try, keep talking about prison rape, I'm sure you're a great role model for your children.

Oh I am because my kids know better then to illicit ignorant behavior such as taking a crap
on someones grave 
So taking a dump on Tom Landry's grave is unacceptable but hoping someone gets arrested and raped in prison is? Got it.

Arrested and sentenced to prison is your punishment
I really think this guy is a mongoloid

And I think you are a inept idiot who should just shut his hole
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 30, 2007, 11:46:26 AM
I think its funny that you try to talk like your reading from the Bible.  You funny satan
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 30, 2007, 11:47:57 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on May 30, 2007, 11:44:59 AM
That is your punishment including a eternity of suffering and damnation in HELL
where you belong

Awesome! Guess I'll see you there SATAN
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 30, 2007, 11:48:45 AM
someone from Texas speaking from the Bible? 

surely you jest!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 30, 2007, 11:50:32 AM
Quote from: SunMo on May 30, 2007, 11:48:45 AM
someone from Texas speaking from the Bible? 

surely you jest!
And yet, he called himself SATAN  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 30, 2007, 11:52:37 AM
oh shtein, i read that as the material, i thought he really liked blouses and nightgowns
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on May 30, 2007, 12:51:49 PM
Satin.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 30, 2007, 12:58:11 PM
the devil?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on May 30, 2007, 01:52:30 PM
the devil wears prada?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 30, 2007, 01:58:25 PM
no, satan, apparently
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 31, 2007, 12:48:46 AM
This guy is funny. The fact that he is trying to pimp Texas off as a state that has its head and shoulders above everyone elses in the sense that its a better place to raise a family and how they teach their kids to dream big (dude, that was gay) is hilarious.

I lived there for years, leather neck. It isn't any different than anywhere else. It is not some moral safe haven.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on May 31, 2007, 12:54:40 AM
There's also lots of Hispanics. How is that good?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 31, 2007, 01:01:50 AM
Because it means a lot of hispanic women, junior.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on May 31, 2007, 01:03:27 AM
Yuck. Girls have cooties.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 31, 2007, 07:11:20 AM
Cooters, son.  They have cooters.  You should try one out.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on May 31, 2007, 01:11:12 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on May 31, 2007, 12:48:46 AM
The fact that he is trying to pimp Texas off as a state that has its head and shoulders above everyone elses in the sense that its a better place to raise a family and how they teach their kids to dream big (dude, that was gay) is hilarious.

I've found that Texans tend to consider their sorry state to be the center of the universe. This chode is no different.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 31, 2007, 09:28:13 PM
Oh, no doubt they do. To them it's the USA = 49 states. Texas is its own country to them.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on May 31, 2007, 09:47:23 PM
Maybe that is because Texans  consider they're home state to be like that of no other and they are entitled to believe that, even if you are inclined to not believe it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on May 31, 2007, 09:52:36 PM
Your mother made a huge mistake by putting down that coat hanger.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on May 31, 2007, 09:53:40 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on May 31, 2007, 09:28:13 PM
Oh, no doubt they do. To them it's the USA = 49 states. Texas is its own country to them.

It was for nearly a decade (Mar. 1836 - Dec. 1845), from Texas declaring independence from Mexico to its annexation under President James K. Polk.

[/ end history lesson]
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 31, 2007, 10:00:46 PM
I cannot say how much I wish Texas had never joined the union, or how much I want them to leave it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on May 31, 2007, 10:05:34 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 31, 2007, 10:00:46 PM
I cannot say how much I wish Texas had never joined the union, or how much I want them to leave it.

I have lived in Texas for a little more than a year now and could not agree more.  I will say that enjoy going to Austin though.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 31, 2007, 10:11:39 PM
Austin is to Texas as San Francisco is to the U.S.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on June 01, 2007, 01:15:27 PM
Texas makes more pollution than almost the rest of the lower 48 combined.
And way more assh*les.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 01, 2007, 04:23:13 PM
Sex ed class in Texas is what the rest of the known world calls Lasso Lessons and the boy with the highest grade gets a free set of velcro gloves as a prize. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on June 08, 2007, 02:56:23 PM
Marco Rivera cut (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2896966)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Dillen on June 09, 2007, 02:43:30 PM
Their line is a farging disaster.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on June 11, 2007, 12:46:34 PM
I think what makes Roy Williams the greatest coverage saftey in the NFL is his ability to locate the ball is at all times.

(http://www.wtopnews.com/emedia/apimage/5b366b74-53b6-4ae0-8cb9-57c04e853277.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on July 06, 2007, 05:53:58 PM
link (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/football/cowboys/stories/070607dnspocowbrief.21c4f25.html)

Jason Witten's mom arrested for stealing $5000 from someone's bank account.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 06, 2007, 05:55:53 PM
homeboy couldn't spot his mom a few grand
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on July 06, 2007, 06:00:44 PM
you can take the mom out of the white trash, but you can't take the white trash out of the mom
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 06, 2007, 06:26:28 PM
yeehawlla!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 07, 2007, 10:53:52 PM
Just watched the top seeded 15-1 Dallas arena football team loose to the lowest seed Columbus in the playoffs. Columbus didn't even have a winning record. Ha! I loved it, and I don't even care about arena football. Watching anyone/anything from Dallas loose never gets old.   
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on July 08, 2007, 09:28:57 AM
Quote from: Eagaholic on July 07, 2007, 10:53:52 PM
Just watched the top seeded 15-1 Dallas arena football team loose to the lowest seed Columbus in the playoffs. Columbus didn't even have a winning record. Ha! I loved it, and I don't even care about arena football. Watching anyone/anything from Dallas loose never gets old.   


my pants are loose.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 08, 2007, 02:55:11 PM
Quote from: paco on June 11, 2007, 12:46:34 PM
I think what makes Roy Williams the greatest coverage saftey in the NFL is his ability to locate the ball is at all times.

(http://www.wtopnews.com/emedia/apimage/5b366b74-53b6-4ae0-8cb9-57c04e853277.jpg)

:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on July 09, 2007, 01:21:26 PM
my one year ban from the TO message board is almost over.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on July 09, 2007, 03:13:41 PM
I just got done watching the week 5 Cowboys/Eagles replay of GOTW on NFL Network.



Jesus.  That game still makes my meatcicle hard.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 09, 2007, 03:41:38 PM
All 4 inches of non-stereotypical glory, eh?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on July 09, 2007, 03:51:30 PM
Hey, don't get mad at me cuz baby girl is a little darker than you thought she'd be...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 09, 2007, 04:47:57 PM
I'm not mad.  She might actually be able to get into college.   :yay
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Zanshin on July 10, 2007, 08:21:49 AM
Witten's mom caught stealing cash:

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/football/cowboys/stories/070607dnspocowbrief.21c4f25.html
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 10, 2007, 10:25:18 AM
So what?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on July 10, 2007, 10:33:15 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on July 10, 2007, 08:21:49 AM
Witten's mom caught stealing cash:

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/football/cowboys/stories/070607dnspocowbrief.21c4f25.html



Quote from: SD_Eagle on July 06, 2007, 05:53:58 PM
link (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/football/cowboys/stories/070607dnspocowbrief.21c4f25.html)

Jason Witten's mom arrested for stealing $5000 from someone's bank account.

Quote from: TexasCowboy on July 10, 2007, 10:25:18 AM
So what?
This is the farg Dallas thread, similar to the Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread, meaning anything your redneck team or family does will be ridiculed.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on July 10, 2007, 10:33:52 AM
So your team's star Tight End has a thieving bitch of a mom. You see, criminals breed criminals and then those criminals inevitably play for the Cowboys. Witten is probably raping babies as we speak.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 10, 2007, 01:07:10 PM
Once again so what? you a-holes really need to get a life and quit whining about
what a players parent does
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on July 10, 2007, 01:17:18 PM
You root for a baby-raper.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on July 10, 2007, 02:35:49 PM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on July 10, 2007, 01:07:10 PM
Once again so what? you a-holes really need to get a life and quit whining about
what a players parent does

How about we lament your mother not giving you the prenatal wire hangar treatment?  Is that okay, cowfarger?

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 10, 2007, 03:22:07 PM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on July 10, 2007, 01:07:10 PM
Once again so what? you a-holes really need to get a life and quit whining about
what a players parent does

Go farging kill yourself.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on July 10, 2007, 03:24:07 PM
He can't hear you, he's too busy touching itty bitty titty.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on July 10, 2007, 03:25:58 PM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on July 10, 2007, 01:07:10 PM
Once again so what? you a-holes really need to get a life and quit whining about
what a players parent does

You need to get your punk ass off this board complaining about what the farg we do around here.


Eat a fleshpop and die.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 10, 2007, 03:50:41 PM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on July 10, 2007, 01:07:10 PM
Once again so what? you a-holes really need to get a life and quit whining about
what a players parent does

(http://www.flyersphans.com/forums/images/smilies/new/killme.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 10, 2007, 03:54:13 PM
I love you guys... except the Cowboys fan, obviously.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on July 10, 2007, 06:02:33 PM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on July 10, 2007, 01:07:10 PM
Once again so what? you a-holes really need to get a life and quit whining about
what a players parent does

Who's whining? I think it's funny, and fitting at the same time. She has an NFL player for a son and still feels the need to steal. I'd watch her in the house if I were Witten. Don't leave any money or jewelry laying around. Make sure you count the silverwear after dinner.

Clepto bitch.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on July 10, 2007, 06:05:40 PM
Not to mention that the article came from the Dallas Morning News. Maybe you should contact the hack who wrote the story.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 10, 2007, 09:04:32 PM
With Jason Witten, I think people are rushing to judgement - never even stopping to consider the possibility that maybe he  walked in on his mom tossing Michael Irvin's salad through a full and leaking diaper, and decided to cut her off. Maybe that's why she stole and he was in no way at fault.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 10, 2007, 10:08:02 PM
Witten and Brees might have someting to chat about.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MadMarchHare on July 10, 2007, 10:21:49 PM
Quote from: SunMo on July 10, 2007, 03:50:41 PM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on July 10, 2007, 01:07:10 PM
Once again so what? you a-holes really need to get a life and quit whining about
what a players parent does

(http://www.flyersphans.com/forums/images/smilies/new/killme.gif)

Love the Bud Dwyer smilie.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on July 10, 2007, 10:41:32 PM
Quote from: SunMo on July 10, 2007, 03:50:41 PM
(http://www.flyersphans.com/forums/images/smilies/new/killme.gif)

Hey man nice shot.

See what I'm saying here?! I totally get it. AND I used to listen to music. Shut up.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on July 10, 2007, 11:15:54 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 10, 2007, 10:41:32 PM
Quote from: SunMo on July 10, 2007, 03:50:41 PM
(http://www.flyersphans.com/forums/images/smilies/new/killme.gif)

Hey man nice shot.

See what I'm saying here?! I totally get it. AND I used to listen to music. Shut up.

Russell. Jesse.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on July 11, 2007, 09:50:11 AM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on July 10, 2007, 10:21:49 PM
Quote from: SunMo on July 10, 2007, 03:50:41 PM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on July 10, 2007, 01:07:10 PM
Once again so what? you a-holes really need to get a life and quit whining about
what a players parent does

(http://www.flyersphans.com/forums/images/smilies/new/killme.gif)

Love the Bud Dwyer smilie.

Thats the :munson: smilie
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 11, 2007, 10:26:38 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on July 11, 2007, 09:50:11 AM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on July 10, 2007, 10:21:49 PM
Quote from: SunMo on July 10, 2007, 03:50:41 PM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on July 10, 2007, 01:07:10 PM
Once again so what? you a-holes really need to get a life and quit whining about
what a players parent does

(http://www.flyersphans.com/forums/images/smilies/new/killme.gif)

Love the Bud Dwyer smilie.

Thats the :munson: smilie
Holy Schnikes, Deja Vu
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on July 11, 2007, 10:38:22 AM
You and Sun aren't the only ones over at Flyersphans. I read but won't post over there...reminds me too much of the EMB.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 11, 2007, 10:39:09 AM
i knew you were over there just by some of the articles you posted.  you lurking little bitch you
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 11, 2007, 10:39:39 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on July 11, 2007, 10:38:22 AM
You and Sun aren't the only ones over at Flyersphans. I read but won't post over there...reminds me too much of the EMB.
jump in the pool its quite enjoyable
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 11, 2007, 10:40:31 AM
Quote from: SunMo on July 11, 2007, 10:39:09 AM
i knew you were over there just by some of the articles you posted.  you lurking little bitch you
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m267/jeepwrang1994/Owned-Plantation-Legos.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on July 11, 2007, 10:42:19 AM
Hahah, that's kind of farged up.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on July 11, 2007, 10:45:37 AM
Quote from: SunMo on July 11, 2007, 10:39:09 AM
i knew you were over there just by some of the articles you posted.  you lurking little bitch you

I lurk and steal from quite a few MBs I don't bother posting on. That one is the best for Flyers info.

Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on July 11, 2007, 10:39:39 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on July 11, 2007, 10:38:22 AM
You and Sun aren't the only ones over at Flyersphans. I read but won't post over there...reminds me too much of the EMB.
jump in the pool its quite enjoyable

I prefer the patio

ha! at that pic you posted
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 11, 2007, 11:17:15 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 11, 2007, 10:42:19 AM
Hahah, that's kind of farged up.

2nd.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on July 11, 2007, 11:19:45 AM
That photo has been around for years.  I think someone got banned for posting it on the EMB a while back.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 11, 2007, 11:38:22 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 10, 2007, 03:22:07 PM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on July 10, 2007, 01:07:10 PM
Once again so what? you a-holes really need to get a life and quit whining about
what a players parent does

Go farging kill yourself.

By all means YOU first this world would be better off with one less scumbag E-girl on it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 11, 2007, 11:40:17 AM
Oh no! He dropped the ol' E-Girl on me! What am I going to do?!?!?!

Die bitch.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 11, 2007, 11:40:27 AM
Stupid EMB Nazis...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on July 11, 2007, 11:52:39 AM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on July 11, 2007, 11:38:22 AM
By all means YOU first this world would be better off with one less scumbag E-girl on it

Did you really just post the equivalent of "I know you are but what am I?"

LOL.

Pathetic.   :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 11, 2007, 01:42:07 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on July 11, 2007, 11:19:45 AM
That photo has been around for years.  I think someone won member of the year for posting it on the EMB a while back.

fixed
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 11, 2007, 04:08:20 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 11, 2007, 11:40:17 AM
Oh no! He dropped the ol' E-Girl on me! What am I going to do?!?!?!

Die bitch.

Like I said YOU first a world with out your fans is perfect by  me
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on July 11, 2007, 04:16:36 PM
what a silly little flag.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on July 11, 2007, 04:16:47 PM
English, motherfarger.  DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on July 12, 2007, 01:17:38 AM
This is a tasty burger.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on July 29, 2007, 09:35:53 AM
QuoteNFL | Cheers for T.O. as camp opens

INQUIRER WIRE SERVICES

Terrell Owens clearly was the most popular player with the fans yesterday as the Dallas Cowboys began working out at their camp in San Antonio, Texas.

The first lob pass thrown to Owens during the morning workout drew about as many camera flashes as a Barry Bonds at-bat. For the record, Tony Romo hit Owens in stride.

Later in the morning session, seventh-round picks Alan Ball and Courtney Brown had tight coverage on Owens, but he managed to tip a pass to himself for the catch, drawing a chorus of "T-O! T-O!" from the crowd.

In the afternoon, Owens drew a roar just for coming out of the tunnel.


Ugh.  Vomit-inducing.  :puke
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on July 29, 2007, 11:46:56 AM
It's apparent that the Cowboys fans apprecate the production, intergrity and good citizenship Owens provided last season.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on July 29, 2007, 01:25:42 PM
Surprising there weren't any headlines from TO Crazyland this offseason. I believe that means he's only due for something big pretty soon.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 29, 2007, 05:36:53 PM
My boy is down there watching those icehole practice. Wearing a Quincy Carter jersey. No joke.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 29, 2007, 08:10:19 PM
Quote from: MDS on July 29, 2007, 01:25:42 PM
Surprising there weren't any headlines from TO Crazyland this offseason. I believe that means he's only due for something big pretty soon.

I don't ever agree with you (and rightfully so) but I agree with this.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on July 29, 2007, 09:34:57 PM
AP recap of Cowboys training camp today:

QuoteSix guys wearing Eagles jerseys, including a red No. 5 for Donovan McNabb, were loudly booed when they arrived. They responded with a chant of "E-A-G-L-E-S," which was countered by repeated chants of "Eagles Suck," even after the group left.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on July 29, 2007, 10:13:46 PM
Haha... here's the video. (http://www.myfoxdfw.com/myfox/MyFox/pages/sidebar_video.jsp?contentId=3914914&version=1&locale=EN-US)

That's great.

:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 29, 2007, 10:16:13 PM
QuoteEagles Fans INVAID Cowboys camp practice

??

The farging redneck hicks down there can't even spell invade properly on their NEWS website.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 29, 2007, 10:18:00 PM
that's awesome...anytime anybody talks shtein i would've just asked them how their christmas was last year
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on July 29, 2007, 10:19:10 PM
I noticed that too, PG.  Pretty funny, actually.

Did you hear the one comment?  The reporter asked what they were doing there and one of the guys responded that they wanted to see if the Cowboys figured out how to kick an extra point yet.

Ha! 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 30, 2007, 01:01:35 AM
Ahahahahahahahahaha!

That...is...AWESOME!!

And my boy was there...I cannot wait to call him now.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on July 30, 2007, 07:40:47 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on July 29, 2007, 10:16:13 PM
QuoteEagles Fans INVAID Cowboys camp practice

??

The farging redneck hicks down there can't even spell invade properly on their NEWS website.

First thing I noticed.  farging idiots.

GREAT video, btw... just goes to show how bitchmade the Cowboy fans are there.  There's no way that Cowboy fans could have been in the middle of that many Eagles fans acting up and gotten on camera without bloody noses and broken jaws. At least not anywhere near me.
Title: Re:TexasCowboy e-girl hater
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 01:10:22 PM
6 morons against an entire training camp of our fans you idiots wouldn't stand
a chance against us..but please bring that big mouth tough guy next time I am
there

it will be my pleasure to make sure it gets wired shut for good
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 31, 2007, 01:16:41 PM
the internet makes men outta Hoydas from around my way...who usually wouldnt have a farging thing to say
Title: Re:TexasCowboy e-girl hater
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on July 31, 2007, 01:19:13 PM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on July 31, 2007, 01:10:22 PM
6 morons against an entire training camp of our fans you idiots wouldn't stand
a chance against us..but please bring that big mouth tough guy next time I am
there

it will be my pleasure to make sure it gets wired shut for good

Nice run-on sentence there slack jaw. I also liked how you used the carriage return between "I am there.." and "it will be my pleasure...", it adds a strong effect.

I also like the "The avatar and sig say it all" statement - and yet you have no avatar.

Douche.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 01:23:07 PM
shut up pecker wood your fans should have been beat, to a bloody pulp
and left for dead on the street corner..but most fans down my way don't
believe in using violence to solve a idiot problem

me on the other hand believe your fans should be beat beyond recognition
and left in a dump where all the trash belongs
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on July 31, 2007, 01:28:00 PM
Quote from: TexasCowboy on July 31, 2007, 01:23:07 PM
shut up pecker wood your fans should have been beat, to a bloody pulp
and left for dead on the street corner..but most fans down my way don't
believe in using violence to solve a idiot problem

me on the other hand believe your fans should be beat beyond recognition
and left in a dump where all the trash belongs

Holy shtein. You are a poster child for all Cowboys fans. Who could possibly argue that there may be a more honest representation of all the things that people believe make up an average Cowboy fan than you?

One other thing, my fans are all insured, and I have so many I wouldn't notice if a few were missing.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 01:29:31 PM
Good make sure they have plenty of it then again it won't matter..
cause once I get you all in HELL, You won't be needing it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on July 31, 2007, 01:32:40 PM
Quote from: SATAN RULER OF HELL on July 31, 2007, 01:29:31 PM
Good make sure they have plenty of it then again it won't matter..
cause once I get you all in HELL, You won't be needing it

Wow. You changed your name and your avatar. You're crafty. Like Satan. I get it.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on July 31, 2007, 01:35:35 PM
Quote from: SATAN RULER OF HELL on July 31, 2007, 01:29:31 PM
Good make sure they have plenty of it then again it won't matter..
cause once I get you all in HELL, You won't be needing it

I'd be embarrassed too if 6 Eagles fans literally walked into your training facility, pissed on your team and fans, then was the focus of your local news.

Quote from: SunMo on July 29, 2007, 10:18:00 PM
that's awesome...anytime anybody talks shtein i would've just asked them how their christmas was last year
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f98/SD_Eagle5/MVC-635S.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 01:47:55 PM
The only thing that is embarrassing is your fans couldn't even afford to attend
training camp for your garbage team.so they had to attend ours which makes
your fans and your team a down right joke
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Wingspan on July 31, 2007, 01:48:08 PM
Quote from: SATAN RULER OF HELL on July 31, 2007, 01:29:31 PM
Good make sure they have plenty of it then again it won't matter..
cause once I get you all in HELL, You won't be needing it

(http://www.comic-con.org/wc/prog/300poster_sm.jpg)

SPARTA!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 31, 2007, 02:11:14 PM
(http://www.rockingham.k12.va.us/sound_sorting/initial_blends/sw/images/sweep.jpg)

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on July 31, 2007, 02:18:08 PM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y133/Bobberton/motivator9556332.jpg)
Title: Re:TexasCowboy e-girl hater
Post by: Rome on July 31, 2007, 02:20:32 PM
Quote from: SATAN RULER OF HELL on July 31, 2007, 01:10:22 PM
6 morons against an entire training camp of our fans you idiots wouldn't stand
a chance against us..but please bring that big mouth tough guy next time I am
there

it will be my pleasure to make sure it gets wired shut for good

Your cyber-muscles are super sexy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 31, 2007, 02:20:56 PM
i already jerked off twice
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 02:40:25 PM
(http://www.taterskinssuck.com/images/eagles_tc.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 31, 2007, 02:41:58 PM
wow...you had to go there already?  yikes.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 02:48:03 PM
Isn't truth a bitch?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 31, 2007, 02:52:01 PM
(http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/02/irvinmugbig.jpg)

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on July 31, 2007, 02:52:54 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 02:48:03 PM
Isn't truth a bitch?

Speaking of truth:

Here is a picture of TexasCowboy/Satan Ruler of All Things Gay/E-GIRL and his brother, two inbred, backwards fargs.

(http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/inbred.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on July 31, 2007, 02:53:30 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 02:48:03 PM
Isn't truth a bitch?

So is good grammar, apparently.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on July 31, 2007, 02:54:20 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 02:48:03 PM
Isn't truth a bitch?

Aren't cliches useful when inspiration escapes you?

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 31, 2007, 02:55:03 PM
(http://www.cnnsi.com/football/nfl/news/1999/10/11/philly_fans_ap/t1_irvin_ap.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on July 31, 2007, 02:59:55 PM
(http://blogs.king5.com/seahawks/images/romo_doll.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 03:09:01 PM
Quote from: SunMo on July 31, 2007, 02:52:01 PM
(http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/02/irvinmugbig.jpg)

(http://p.vtourist.com/2940217-Pro_Football_Hall_of_Fame-Canton.jpg)

Keep reaching morons Irvin is a hall of famer who is now enshrined as a all time
great
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 31, 2007, 03:10:26 PM
yeah, and he broke his neck on our turf....hahahahhahahahaha
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 03:15:11 PM
Quote from: SunMo on July 31, 2007, 03:10:26 PM
yeah, and he broke his neck on our turf....hahahahhahahahaha

(http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nfl/2004/0321/photo/a_veterans_i.jpg)

The day the world cheered that a piece of shtein stadium went down for the losers it
housed
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 31, 2007, 03:16:05 PM
english mother farger, do you speak it?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 03:17:36 PM
Take the shtein out of your ears a-hole I said the day the world cheered when a
piece of trash stadium was imploded like the losers it housed for many years
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 31, 2007, 03:18:24 PM
why would i need to take shtein out of my ears?  i'm reading a message board.  you really are a dumb farg redneck aren't you? 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 03:21:47 PM
Because you don't hear so good that's why
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 31, 2007, 03:31:14 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 03:21:47 PM
Because you don't hear so good that's why
Good use of the english language again taco.  Learn from this guy
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m267/jeepwrang1994/dwyer.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Beermonkey on July 31, 2007, 03:39:47 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 03:17:36 PM
Take the shtein out of your ears a-hole I said the day the world cheered when a
piece of trash stadium was imploded like the losers it housed for many years

I laughed the day the irvin laid on the turf and prayed to jehovah that he was paralyzed
while deion did his magical jesus rain dance to bring back his dead spinal nerve endings
while i fantasized about jizzing all over the dessicated corpse of tom landry
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Yeti on July 31, 2007, 03:47:47 PM
Irvin and Aikman both left their careers on the Vet field.  I was sad because we didn't get a chance to end Smiths for the three peat.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 03:52:51 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on July 31, 2007, 03:39:47 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 03:17:36 PM
Take the shtein out of your ears a-hole I said the day the world cheered when a
piece of trash stadium was imploded like the losers it housed for many years

I laughed the day the irvin laid on the turf and prayed to jehoveh that he was paralyzed
while deion did his magical jesus rain dance to bring back his dead spinal nerve endings
while i fantasized about jizzing all over the dessicated corpse of tom landry

It's sad your team couldn't stop Irvin from dumping on your sorry ass team year after
year, so it takes s/h/i/t/t/y turf to do it? Your franchise is a farging joke your fans are
low life losers

your misery keeps Dallas fans smiling year after year we definitely have the best of both
worlds
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 03:56:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 31, 2007, 03:47:47 PM
Irvin and Aikman both left their careers on the Vet field.  I was sad because we didn't get a chance to end Smiths for the three peat.

You are such a goddamn loser it's a farging joke the Triplets beat you like there bitch
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 31, 2007, 03:56:56 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 03:52:51 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on July 31, 2007, 03:39:47 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 03:17:36 PM
Take the shtein out of your ears a-hole I said the day the world cheered when a
piece of trash stadium was imploded like the losers it housed for many years

I laughed the day the irvin laid on the turf and prayed to jehoveh that he was paralyzed
while deion did his magical jesus rain dance to bring back his dead spinal nerve endings
while i fantasized about jizzing all over the dessicated corpse of tom landry

It's sad your team couldn't stop Irvin from dumping on your sorry ass team year after
year, so it takes s/h/i/t/t/y turf to do it? Your franchise is a farging joke your fans are
low life losers

your misery keeps Dallas fans smiling year after year we definitely have the best of both
worlds
It wasn't only the turf, it was help from an Angel named Tim Hauck.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 31, 2007, 03:58:11 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 03:56:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 31, 2007, 03:47:47 PM
Irvin and Aikman both left their careers on the Vet field.  I was sad because we didn't get a chance to end Smiths for the three peat.

You are such a goddamn loser it's a farging joke
QuoteInsert Comma here
the Triplets beat you like there bitch
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 03:58:58 PM
http://www.phillysucks.com/eaglessuck.html (http://www.phillysucks.com/eaglessuck.html)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Yeti on July 31, 2007, 04:01:25 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 03:56:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 31, 2007, 03:47:47 PM
Irvin and Aikman both left their careers on the Vet field.  I was sad because we didn't get a chance to end Smiths for the three peat.

You are such a goddamn loser it's a farging joke the Triplets beat you like there bitch

No need for the language my friend.  You sound like Tony Romo after he lost last years play off game.

Good luck this year with those steady hands guiding your team.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on July 31, 2007, 04:02:29 PM
(http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/01/jesusbase2.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 04:05:50 PM
You just need to shut your hole your franchise sucks and your fans are the
scum of the earth, The commissioner needs to kick you and your sorry ass team
out the league..and replace you with real fans and a real franchise who can
actually win the big one when they get there
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Yeti on July 31, 2007, 04:07:41 PM
Don't you have a sister you should be humping right about now tex?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 04:09:33 PM
I have your mom for that dude
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on July 31, 2007, 04:10:25 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/114/284326750_270f0639ee.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 04:12:12 PM
That kid is my son and he hates the E-Girls just like me
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 31, 2007, 04:13:19 PM
worst three pages ever
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Yeti on July 31, 2007, 04:14:56 PM
Dallas Cowboys, Mexicos Team
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 31, 2007, 04:15:00 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 04:12:12 PM
That kid is my son and he hates the E-Girls just like me

i'm sure he'll grow up to be a good cowboy, just like you all do

(http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/3/9/4/3/9363493-9363496-slarge.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on July 31, 2007, 04:15:55 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 31, 2007, 04:14:56 PM
Dallas Cowboys, Mexicos Team

Only after he gets out of jail for the dog thing.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Yeti on July 31, 2007, 04:17:55 PM
 :-D

Gay "Cowboys".

Good one.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 31, 2007, 04:18:58 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 04:12:12 PM
That kid is my son and he hates the E-Girls just like me

Doubtful.

No woman would allow you to have sex with her.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 31, 2007, 04:20:14 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 31, 2007, 04:18:58 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 04:12:12 PM
That kid is my son and he hates the E-Girls just like me

Doubtful.

No woman would allow you to have sex with her.
I believe its spelled secks
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on July 31, 2007, 04:23:43 PM
(http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2006/10/08/terrell-owens-topper.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Beermonkey on July 31, 2007, 04:30:25 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 04:12:12 PM
That kid is my son and he hates the E-Girls just like me

He's a chubby little redneck farg. Just like you?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on July 31, 2007, 04:47:41 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 03:21:47 PM
Because you don't hear so good that's why

can you please re-type that?  i couldn't hear what you just wrote.  thanks sir.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on July 31, 2007, 05:21:36 PM
Why did I just read that?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on July 31, 2007, 06:17:31 PM
wait i didnt read the whole thread but has he brought up the superbowl wins angle yet?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on July 31, 2007, 06:34:32 PM
Hahaha holy shtein this guy sucks at life.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 31, 2007, 07:17:30 PM
(http://skeptico.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/irony_3.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 31, 2007, 07:18:24 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 31, 2007, 07:17:30 PM
(http://skeptico.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/irony_3.gif)
:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on July 31, 2007, 11:43:49 PM
Like clockwork, TO misses practice due to sore hamstring (http://startelegram.typepad.com/cowboys_corner/2007/07/terrell)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on July 31, 2007, 11:47:26 PM
While I enjoy mocking the Cowboys, they are basically non factors right now. So I appreciate the link, SD, but if you could stop interrupting the munson-mock-fest that would be great.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 01, 2007, 12:54:44 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 31, 2007, 04:18:58 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 04:12:12 PM
That kid is my son and he hates the E-Girls just like me

Doubtful.

No woman would allow you to have sex with her.


What about his sister?  No wonder the kid is mentally impaired considering the kiddy sized gene pool.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 01, 2007, 01:05:24 AM
Quote from: Yeti on July 31, 2007, 04:14:56 PM
Dallas Cowboys, Mexicos Team

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIbkJ4dQKEo&mode=related&search=

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on August 01, 2007, 08:26:46 AM
Worst attempt at starting an internets fight I've seen in ten years. Man.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on August 01, 2007, 08:27:07 AM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on July 31, 2007, 03:52:51 PM
It's sad your team couldn't stop Irvin from dumping on your sorry ass team year after
year, so it takes s/h/i/t/t/y turf to do it? Your franchise is a farging joke your fans are
low life losers

your misery keeps Dallas fans smiling year after year we definitely have the best of both
worlds

This is what happens when siblings copulate.  Let this be a lesson to all of you Cowboys fans.  Your sisters might be hot.  But if you're going to farg them, do them in the ass like your fathers do.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on August 01, 2007, 09:14:21 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 01, 2007, 08:27:07 AM
copulate

give him a few days to look that word up.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 01, 2007, 10:28:02 AM
I see you idiots were hard at work thinking up s/h/i/t to say while I was gone
but no matter ladies..a-holes like you degenerates don't comprehend anything
past your stupidity

this is why you will never be champions in football and this is why your fans
will never be anything less, Than low life thugs who spend more time getting
butt f/u/c/k/e/d in prison then they do sitting inside the stadium watching the
game
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 01, 2007, 10:35:10 AM
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m267/jeepwrang1994/bigpoop.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Cerevant on August 01, 2007, 10:38:33 AM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 01, 2007, 10:28:02 AM
...and this is why your fans will never be anything less...

never be anything less = will be something more

Yay for double negatives!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 01, 2007, 10:43:39 AM
I think we should tailgate this guys funeral after he's killed in the one car accident I'm rooting for.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on August 01, 2007, 10:44:48 AM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 01, 2007, 10:28:02 AM
I see you idiots were hard at work thinking up s/h/i/t to say while I was gone
but no matter ladies..a-holes like you degenerates don't comprehend anything
past your stupidity

this is why you will never be champions in football and this is why your fans
will never be anything less, Than low life thugs who spend more time getting
butt f/u/c/k/e/d in prison then they do sitting inside the stadium watching the
game

K/I/L/L  Y/O/U/R/S/E/L/F
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 01, 2007, 10:45:03 AM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 01, 2007, 10:28:02 AM
I see you idiots were hard at work thinking up s/h/i/t to say while I was gone
but no matter ladies..a-holes like you degenerates don't comprehend anything
past your stupidity

this is why you will never be champions in football and this is why your fans
will never be anything less, Than low life thugs who spend more time getting
butt f/u/c/k/e/d in prison then they do sitting inside the stadium watching the
game

Got anything new? Your redundancy is starting to bore me.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on August 01, 2007, 10:45:48 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 01, 2007, 10:43:39 AM
I think we should tailgate this guys funeral after he's killed in the one car accident I'm rooting for.

As a bonus we can gang-rape his mother while we're at it.

You know, just like any other Dallas tailgate.

:)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 01, 2007, 10:57:12 AM
In. :yay
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on August 01, 2007, 10:58:21 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 01, 2007, 10:45:48 AM
As a bonus we can gang-rape his mother while we're at it.

don't bother, she's not very fun.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on August 01, 2007, 11:00:22 AM
She would be after we inserted a baseball bat in her ass and passed her around like a shish kabob.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 01, 2007, 11:25:09 AM
It's you who needs to off him self jerome
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 01, 2007, 11:38:04 AM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 01, 2007, 11:25:09 AM
It's you who needs to off him self jerome
himself is one word...
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m267/jeepwrang1994/cat_voices.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 01, 2007, 11:47:44 AM
This troll isn't even fun.

:-o
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 01, 2007, 11:49:01 AM
Oh you want fun? then throw your selves off a building and see who
can land closest to the bulls eye
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 01, 2007, 11:53:28 AM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 01, 2007, 11:49:01 AM
Oh you want fun? then throw your selves off a building and see who
can land closest to the bulls eye

Someone PM me when this guy gets a sense of humor.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 01, 2007, 11:56:34 AM
Don't expect to get a PM anytime soon
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 01, 2007, 12:11:20 PM
I'm always amazed by the new intelligence lows that Cowboys fans are capable of reaching. Honestly, t/h/i/s d/o/u/c/h/e/b/u/b/b/l/e n/e/e/d/s t/o l/i/c/k m/y h/a/i/r/y c/h/e/e/r/i/o.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on August 01, 2007, 12:16:05 PM
D-
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on August 01, 2007, 12:33:57 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 01, 2007, 11:56:34 AM
Don't expect to get a PM anytime soon

Because we all understand the futility of it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 01, 2007, 12:34:12 PM
Quote from: SunMo on August 01, 2007, 12:16:05 PM
D-
Thanks, snookems.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on August 01, 2007, 12:46:43 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 01, 2007, 11:25:09 AM
It's you who needs to off him self jerome

Burn.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on August 02, 2007, 03:10:53 AM
Oh, and he's getting banned for trying to beat the filter. Say bye guys.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on August 02, 2007, 04:24:20 AM
^^^^^

My hero.  Total man-crush in a total hetero-type way.  I think.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 02, 2007, 06:30:13 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 01, 2007, 10:44:48 AMK/I/L/L  Y/O/U/R/S/E/L/F

I laughed

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 02, 2007, 07:49:46 AM
I just remembered the Cowboys hired Wade Phillips as their coach    :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on August 02, 2007, 08:51:02 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 02, 2007, 03:10:53 AM
Oh, and he's getting banned for trying to beat the filter. Say bye guys.

I'll miss those crazy come-guzzling gutter sluts.   :'(
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on August 02, 2007, 12:52:09 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 02, 2007, 07:49:46 AM
I just remembered the Cowboys hired Wade Phillips as their coach    :-D :-D :-D

Yeah, ESPN did a piece this morning about how many dallas players werent in camp. If you want to see anarchy at its finest watch what happens there this year. 100 bucks says TO is elsewhere again next year, cuz he's gonna run the show and any time JJ's not in control he ships the rising party out of town.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on August 02, 2007, 01:37:26 PM
Quote from: ThirdStreetMafia on August 02, 2007, 12:52:09 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 02, 2007, 07:49:46 AM
I just remembered the Cowboys hired Wade Phillips as their coach    :-D :-D :-D

Yeah, ESPN did a piece this morning about how many dallas players werent in camp. If you want to see anarchy at its finest watch what happens there this year. 100 bucks says TO is elsewhere again next year, cuz he's gonna run the show and any time JJ's not in control he ships the rising party out of town.

how many?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on August 02, 2007, 01:42:53 PM
Cant remember for sure what they said... but it was something like 7 i think... including OD and terry glenn
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 02, 2007, 02:07:57 PM
It was TO, Glenn, Ellis, and 2 or 3 others.  Its way to early to start saying that Wade is losing control.  But it is funny to see TO start again this early. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on August 02, 2007, 02:10:43 PM
Im not sure its too early... you gotta look at the guy's track record and question whether he has ever had control.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on August 02, 2007, 03:19:40 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 02, 2007, 02:07:57 PM
It was TO, Glenn, Ellis, and 2 or 3 others.  Its way to early to start saying that Wade is losing control.  But it is funny to see TO start again this early. 

You know what would be funnier?  Watching T.O. being fed slowly into an industrial meat grinder.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on August 02, 2007, 03:21:30 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 02, 2007, 03:19:40 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 02, 2007, 02:07:57 PM
It was TO, Glenn, Ellis, and 2 or 3 others.  Its way to early to start saying that Wade is losing control.  But it is funny to see TO start again this early. 

You know what would be funnier?  Watching T.O. being fed slowly into an industrial meat grinder.

Please tell me where i can find tickets to that! I would say this season is his last chance to do anything in the nfl. I hope we finally get a shot at him this year... course that means he'll have to actually catch the damn ball
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 03:52:13 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 02, 2007, 03:10:53 AM
Oh, and he's getting banned for trying to beat the filter. Say bye guys.

HA HA HA HA HA ROTFLMMAO
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on August 02, 2007, 03:58:29 PM
it will be a hell of a lot faster than your good ole southern boy... hey atleast you guys have an upgrade this year. Your coach wont need a fargin bra. Yeah andy might be big, but no man-boobs like tuna
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 04:02:27 PM
Quote from: ThirdStreetMafia on August 02, 2007, 03:58:29 PM
it will be a hell of a lot faster than your good ole southern boy... hey atleast you guys have an upgrade this year. Your coach wont need a fargin bra. Yeah andy might be big, but no man-boobs like tuna

Is that the best you got? Parcells 2 super bowls out weighs fat boys eternal struggle to make you
in to something you will NEVER be A winner
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 04:09:00 PM
You do realize that Parcells isn't your coach any more and that his playoff record as your coach was 1-2 with zero superbowl wins, right?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on August 02, 2007, 04:09:13 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 04:02:27 PM
Quote from: ThirdStreetMafia on August 02, 2007, 03:58:29 PM
it will be a hell of a lot faster than your good ole southern boy... hey atleast you guys have an upgrade this year. Your coach wont need a fargin bra. Yeah andy might be big, but no man-boobs like tuna

Is that the best you got? Parcells 2 super bowls out weighs fat boys eternal struggle to make you
in to something you will NEVER be A winner

Dude stop living in the past you old ass... NO PLAYOFF WINS IN 10 YEARS!! 10!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 04:16:02 PM
Comeback when you have a real argument for me...since I don't care about
winning playoff games, just winning championships
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on August 02, 2007, 04:19:33 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 04:16:02 PM
Comeback when you have a real argument for me...since I don't care about
winning playoff games, just winning championships

i say again... NO PLAYOFF WINS IN THE LAST 10 YEARS! I dont give a flying shtien about the aikman era, and honestly you dont either because it was 10 fargin years ago. you cant honestly tell me that everytime they loose a playoff game you say to yourself.."who cares, we still won some superbowl's back in the 90's"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 04:23:04 PM
And I say again I don't care about winning a playoff game I only want to
win super bowl championships, the rest means nothing to me...because
regardless of anything you hear other. A loser is a loser unless you win
a super bowl title
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 04:25:47 PM
Of course you don't care about winning playoff games. You haven't won one in a while. To boot, you are still talking about championships that happened over a decade ago because you don't have anything else to brag about. Same shtein, different douche.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on August 02, 2007, 04:29:05 PM
why the hell do you guys even come onto this board... go milk a cow
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 05:15:10 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 04:25:47 PM
Of course you don't care about winning playoff games. You haven't won one in a while. To boot, you are still talking about championships that happened over a decade ago because you don't have anything else to brag about. Same shtein, different douche.

At least they happened and at least they count, when was the last time you had the chance to
say anything like that? at last glimpse you've gone 47 years 17020 days 16 hours 13 minutes
and 11 seconds with out winning a championship..which means the last time you clowns even
knew what a real title was, was before you were even a itch in your daddies pants
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 05:17:17 PM
Do you guys read from a manual of zesty, ineffective trash talk or is it somehow genetically inserted into your dna?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 05:24:34 PM
That trash is the truth and speaking of the truth here is more info you
losers might want to read about your loser franchise

    * Home Overall stats through 2006 season  Regular Season: 471-516-25
    * Home: 269-230-13
    * Away: 202-286-12
    * Postseason Record: 17-17
    * Super Bowl Record: 0-2
    * First Regular-Season Game: A 56-0 loss to the New York Giants, 10/15/33.
    * First Winning Season: In 1943 the Eagles and Pittsburgh Steelers merged and posted a 5-4-1 record. The one-season merger was made necessary by manpower shortages caused by World War II.
    * First Playoff Appearance: A 21-0 victory over the Pittsburgh Steelers in the 1947 NFL divisional playoff, 12/21/47.
    * First Super Bowl Appearance: A 27-10 loss to the Oakland Raiders in Super Bowl XV, 1/25/81.

    * Streaks Most Consecutive Home Games Without Victory (12)

The Eagles have been more or less an average franchise in their history.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 02, 2007, 05:30:45 PM
I like bagels.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 05:31:18 PM
You are still talking about ancient history. Let's talk about the last ten years. Got some numbers that might mean something today? Or are you just living in the past like every other fan of a has-been team that can't let go?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 05:34:28 PM
I am talking about history that is relevant to the out come of future events it's only
irrelevant to people like you..because it's easier to ignore the truth rather than face
it like a man. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 05:39:35 PM
I handle the truth just fine. I'm a Philadelphia sports fan. I am more than used to disappointment. What I can't handle is a bunch of fans of second best, or third best, or tenth best teams talking trash about how their team used to be good. You know what? The Eagles won three NFL championships back in the day. Yippee skippy! What does that have to do with anything? Not a farging thing. Your team sucks, has an awful coach with a bunch of whiny bitch offensive players who will not win shtein this year. Yet you're here trying to talk shtein about how they won a championship when you were in diapers. Laughable.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 05:52:09 PM
Tough, we don't care what you want to hear this is the truth and it pains you to have to face
it, you have NO legs to stand on when it comes to current events. both times you've reached
the super bowl you've lost, of the 5 conference title games you've reached you have lost 3 in
a row, 2 or those loses came at the hands of the teams who went on to accomplish what you
failed to achieve

so you can stick your fingers in your ears and go la, la, la, la, all you want but you won't
drown out the truth..your franchises sucks, your team has been mediocre and your fans
remain in the worst denial of any football fan out there

This is why fans laugh at you instead of with you
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 05:54:18 PM
Your adherence to the handbook is remarkable. Your parents must be so proud.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 05:55:31 PM
Nice way to change the subject to escape the reality of what the truth is
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 05:58:22 PM
There's no way to make you understand that the rest of the world doesn't live in the past. You do, and rightfully so. The past was kind to you. If I rooted for a team that hadn't been able to win a division title for so many years but had some past glories to desperately hold on to, I might be tempted to do exactly what you are doing. The problem is that no matter who does it, it's farging pathetic. So keep talking about how good your team was in the early 90s. They aren't even remotely close to that now. Some day, you'll understand the difference.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 06:02:23 PM
No, the rest of the world doesn't live in the same fantasy land that you live in..everyone recognizes
that history is important and that it is vital to the future, losers like you don't want to recognize the
past because if you acknowledge that your past sucks..then you have NO argument about current
or present events
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 02, 2007, 06:03:34 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 06:02:23 PM
No, the rest of the world doesn't live in the same fantasy land that you live in..everyone recognizes
that history is important and that it is vital to the future, losers like you don't want to recognize the
past because if you acknowledge that your past sucks..then you have NO argument about current
or present events

See what happens when someone gives TO BJs in the hyperbaric chamber?
Title: Eagles fans respond when faced with the truth
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 06:05:03 PM
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/PTGPOD/378777b.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 02, 2007, 06:09:01 PM
Those Eagles fans that invaded the girls training camp must have really gotten under Satans skin. God bless them.
Title: E-Girl fan mantra for dealing with the truth
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 06:10:33 PM
(http://texasholdemblogger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/wildlife-monkeys-hear-no-evil-see-no-evil-speak-no-evil.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 02, 2007, 06:13:09 PM
Tony Romo, Julius Jones and Terrell Owens
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eaglez on August 02, 2007, 06:13:57 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 04:23:04 PM
And I say again I don't care about winning a playoff game I only want to
win super bowl championships
, the rest means nothing to me...because
regardless of anything you hear other. A loser is a loser unless you win
a super bowl title

You can't win championships unless you win playoff games. Duh.

And there is history that is relevant and history that is irrelevant. What the Eagles did 50 years ago has little to no bearing to what they are doing today. What the Eagles have done over the last 5 years is much more relevant to what they can do considering they have a lot of the same players over that five year span still playing for the team.

What the Cowboys did in the early 90s is irrelevant to today, considering the Cowboys have a completely different team in terms of players. Instead, look at the past five years to get a grasp of where each franchise stands in terms of what they can do this season and in the future. Sorry, no matter how much you want to, you can't take the early 90s Cowboys and make them play in 2007.

But I expect you to just continue to bring up things that happened 20 years ago that have no relevance to present day. And that's fine, because if it gives any semblance of meaning to your life then it's probably well worth it.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 06:20:40 PM
Again I don't care about winning a playoff game..I care about winning championships not
how to get there..I want the end result what other teams are worried about getting, it's
only the fans who worry about the minimal garbage you constantly bicker over like it's a
pissing contest for who the biggest loser is?

but who in the hell is gonna remember you if you don't win a super bowl? nobody and the
sooner you come to grips with that reality..the sooner you can stop this crap like you have
any grounds to talk like you matter or even exist, In a division that has seen more super
bowl wins then you have appearences
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 02, 2007, 06:26:00 PM
Satan with the same living in the past routine on Dallas Sucks.com (http://www.dallassucks.com/jive/thread.jsp?forum=17&thread=1712).

Entire forum of her nonsense (http://www.dallassucks.com/jive/forum.jsp?forum=17)

One trick pony
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eaglez on August 02, 2007, 06:28:24 PM
You are utterly incoherent.

You can only win a championship by winning playoff games. You can only win playoff games by doing well in the regular season in order to get into a position to win playoff games. Both of which Dallas has been woefully deficient in over the past 10 years. There is no other way to win a championship. End of discussion.





Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 06:35:14 PM
You can all so win playoff games but manage to fail to win championships which is why I do
not care about winning playoff games..and I only look at winning championships as the only
means of having any bragging rights

you however are a loser and don't care about the end result, you just want to talk with
out first looking at what really matters most! This is why you will never have any sort of
bragging rights in this division

This is why you will remain a loser and a laughing stock to us and to others who have
experienced the joy of what it means to be a real winner
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 02, 2007, 06:38:32 PM
Its too bad you didn't live in Minneapolis and drive I-35W everyday.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eaglez on August 02, 2007, 06:51:49 PM
No shtein. You can win a ton of playoff games and never win a championship. But you can't win a championship without winning playoff games. You were asserting that you can win a championship without winning playoff games, making you an incoherent, illogical, douche.

No one is disputing the Eagles have come up short and that needs to be corrected. But for you to ignore the putrid last ten years the Cowboys have had and continually talk about something that happened nearly two decades ago is laughable.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 06:55:48 PM
Then who cares about winning a playoff game? I certainly don't like I said I want to win a
championship so I don't care about anything else except winning a championship
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 02, 2007, 07:10:45 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 06:35:14 PM
This is why you will remain a loser and a laughing stock to us and to others who have
experienced the joy of what it means to be a real winner

You wouldn't know the joy of being a real winner if it was shoved up your butt and vibrated at 10,000 RPMs (not that you probably haven't tried).

I'm glad Philly is a laughing stock for you smacked asses. It must be genuinely hilarious getting your ass handed to you of a fairly regular basis over the last several years......and go ahead,  rationalize - say it doesn't matter and you didn't care. (Going out on a limb prediction: he'll AGAIN spout some drivel about long ago champoinships blah blah blah, Eagles haven't blah blah blah, perfectly fine if Philly stomps the Crimeboys blah blah blah).  God, brokeback cowboy fans.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 02, 2007, 07:13:13 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 06:55:48 PM
Then who cares about winning a playoff game? I certainly don't like I said I want to win a
championship so I don't care about anything else except winning a championship

So what you're saying is you don't watch your team unless they're playing in the superbowl?

(http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2007/01/07/2003514649.jpg)
(http://community.theolympian.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=1524&g2_serialNumber=2)
(http://www.bartcop.com/tony-romo-crying-jan607.jpg)
(http://www.badlanguage.net/wp-content/homer.jpg)
(http://community.theolympian.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=1539&g2_serialNumber=2)
(http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070107/capt.sea13601070533.cowboys_seahawks_football_sea136.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 02, 2007, 07:17:25 PM
He's right. Cowboys fans do not jump on the wagon until they win.

I lived in Texas during their championships runs in the 90's and it was amazing to watch how those pig fargers handled it. When they were winning everyone and their momma had Cowboys stuff on. But as soon as that ended? So did the fan support. When Chan Gailey took over, you couldn't find a Cowboys fan anywhere. They went into hiding.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 02, 2007, 07:21:43 PM
Hence the term: cockroaches.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 07:54:34 PM
Nope what I am saying is I do not accept anything less than a super bowl victory, I am not like
you who accepts second best, I hold my team to a standard which clowns like you could never
understand..not even if I sat here and began to explain it to you slow as hell

this is just one of the reasons why fans hate you and this is another reason why you will
never be real fans!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on August 02, 2007, 08:25:51 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 06:55:48 PM
Then who cares about winning a playoff game? I certainly don't like I said I want to win a
championship so I don't care about anything else except winning a championship

Alright, and the Cowboys have failed to even come close to the Super Bowl since the mid 90's.

And you can look at your past over and over again but it's not going to change the fact that right now the Boys aren't that good, and the Eagles are better. So, enjoy :yay
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Wingspan on August 02, 2007, 08:47:14 PM
(http://www.spscriptorium.com/Treats/MattDamon.jpg)

M A A A T T T T T  DAAM O N!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 02, 2007, 09:00:50 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 07:54:34 PM
Nope what I am saying is I do not accept anything less than a super bowl victory, I am not like
you who accepts second best, I hold my team to a standard which clowns like you could never
understand..not even if I sat here and began to explain it to you slow as hell

this is just one of the reasons why fans hate you and this is another reason why you will
never be real fans!

I'm sure people in Italy look back with fondness to the days of the Roman Empire, too.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 02, 2007, 09:26:32 PM
The guys who raided cowgirls camp pissing on their official truck:
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/thacross/DSC01853.jpg)

Go get em, satan.

(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa218/tony1714/DSC01848.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 09:29:24 PM
Real fans don't root for their team unless they win the superbowl. Real fans are frontrunners. [/cowboys fans proving that they have no idea what being a fan is]
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Quasimoto on August 02, 2007, 09:33:11 PM
Ha!  Wonderful picture SD.

farg the Cowboys. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 02, 2007, 09:51:31 PM
I would pay money to show up thirty strong as a delagation from :CF to piss on anything in Dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eaglez on August 02, 2007, 10:24:30 PM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 07:54:34 PM
Nope what I am saying is I do not accept anything less than a super bowl victory, I am not like
you who accepts second best, I hold my team to a standard which clowns like you could never
understand..not even if I sat here and began to explain it to you slow as hell

this is just one of the reasons why fans hate you and this is another reason why you will
never be real fans!

Everyone wants a Super Bowl victory, but no matter how hard you root it may not happen. It's not a matter of holding a team to a particular standard, it really is out of the fans control unless you want to abandoned ship and aligned yourself with which ever team won the Super Bowl that year. I think you revealed a lot about yourself there; pretty much that you're a front-running loser that expresses no loyalty to your team unless they win a Super Bowl.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on August 03, 2007, 08:22:32 AM
Quote from: E-GIRLS SUCK on August 02, 2007, 07:54:34 PMNope what I am saying is I do not accept anything less than a super bowl victory

So you acknowledge that your team ain't shtein and hasn't been shtein for the last 11 years... not even worthy of paying attention to.  I agree.

farging clown.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 06, 2007, 04:26:25 PM
http://x.go.com/cgi/x.pl?goto=http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp07/news/story?id=2963277&name=FPT-2963277-080616&srvc=sz
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on August 06, 2007, 04:28:09 PM
he just doesn't want to practice in training camp, i'm sure he'll be fine for the season
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on August 07, 2007, 09:55:21 AM
TO's gonna be hurt all season again... then he'll bitch and complain that his injuries are why he is dropping so many balls...

heres my dallas prediction for 07

7-9

And the talk of espn will be the unrest in the dallas lockerroom
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on August 10, 2007, 09:08:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knyMRGVSsE4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knyMRGVSsE4)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 10, 2007, 11:22:57 AM
about time to revisit this goodie....what a douchebag loser

"I was just supporting Carrie," Romo said. "We are good friends. We get to see each other go through different things in life. It was neat to go there and listen to some good music and get away for the night."

Romo, who was back for the Cowboys' annual golf tournament Wednesday, said one of the highlights was meeting George Strait for the first time.

The moment all his teammates wanted to talk about was Underwood giving Romo her purse when she accepted an award.

"You have to help out when you can," Romo said with a smile.


Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 10, 2007, 01:53:50 PM
Nuke Dallas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 10, 2007, 03:17:56 PM
Dallas fans are coming out of the woodwork after lastnight. I can't wait till the end of the season when they're 8-8/9-7 to say I told you so.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 31, 2007, 02:26:06 PM
Quote10 Questions for Terrell Owens

What should the NFL do about Michael Vick? Don Shipman, STAFFORD, VA.

Hmm. That's a very touchy subject. He's done the right thing by accepting the plea. He realizes that he has to be accountable for what he has done. We all make mistakes--and I'm sure he will grow from it. Everyone deserves a second chance. We're all human. That's what the world has really lost sight of.

Why are you so self-absorbed? Randall L. Dunn, CINCINNATI, OHIO

I don't feel that way. You can only base your opinion off the media's portrayal of me if you don't know me personally. But I definitely feel I have the skills to be able to put me on the plateau I'm on. I'm really confident in who I am, and you know, sometimes you have to be a little selfish to be great in what you do.

Were you offended when your ex-publicist explained that your accidental painkiller overdose last year wasn't a suicide attempt by referring to your contract, saying you had "25 million reasons" to live? Patrick Hurley, BUFFALO, N.Y.

At that time, there was so much going on that it didn't really have an impact on me until I got back home and started seeing the media making fun of it. I'm pretty sure it was something she wished she wouldn't have said. Look, we all make mistakes, just like I have. You just have to recognize the mistake and move on.

Why are wide receivers so high maintenance? Reda Shihadeh, JACKSONVILLE, FLA.

I'm not sure. You know, we're kind of looked upon as the go-to guys on the team. We're a very, very intricate part of the offense; we're expected to put points on the board. I don't think I'm any different than any of the other great receivers that have demanded the ball or seemed a little high maintenance themselves.

Do you regret how your relationship with quarterback Donovan McNabb turned sour in Philadelphia? David Sansone, PHILADELPHIA

You know what? I do regret some of the things that happened. Donovan is a great guy. Honestly, I do miss being around him. I learned some things from Donovan. It was a bad situation, and if there were a way I could go back and handle some things differently, I definitely would.

If you could choose any quarterback in the NFL to be the No. 1 in Dallas, who would it be and why? Patrick McLeod, PANAMA CITY

Man, that's a tricky question. I don't want to cause trouble ... O.K., I would say Peyton Manning, then Donovan McNabb. Peyton has history on his side, with his dad being a quarterback, and you can't say enough about how studious he is in the film room.

Terrell, any thoughts on when the 'Boys will win their next Super Bowl? Eli Blanton, CITY UNKNOWN

Eli, get your popcorn ready. Get your popcorn ready with a little extra butter. We have a very talented team. I know that just by talent alone, you don't win games. But we definitely have a group of guys that are ready to bring that sixth Super Bowl trophy to Dallas this year.

If T.O. stood for something other than Terrell Owens, what would it stand for? Madison Welch, ARLINGTON, VA.

I don't know ... ah ... Terrific One. Terrific One. I like that.

Is Barack Obama black enough for your vote? Annie Mac'Kie, CALGARY

[Laughs.] You know what? It doesn't matter what color the person is. May the best person win. Whoever does the best job, then that's who I'm for. But Obama is making a lot of the right moves.

What's your favorite TV show and why? Sascha Falahat, SOUTH BEND, IND.

I'm going to mention two shows. The first is America's Next Top Model. I just like to see how people interact--women can be catty once they're together. And my other favorite is the channel HGTV. I like to do my own decorating. No, I don't have a garden.
Love the fact that he didnt name Romo as his favorite QB.  Not even #2.  Typical crazy TO. 
http://www.time.com/time/printout/0,8816,1657808,00.html (http://www.time.com/time/printout/0,8816,1657808,00.html)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on August 31, 2007, 02:31:23 PM
Sounds like he has grown quite a bit.

Sign TO.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 31, 2007, 03:13:50 PM
The leadership of Dawkins and Gocong on this team will really keep him in line.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 31, 2007, 03:20:42 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on August 31, 2007, 02:31:23 PM
Sounds like he has grown quite a bit.

Sign TO.

HATE.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on September 01, 2007, 03:45:30 PM
The Cowboys suspended quarterbacks coach Wade Wilson for five games and fined him $100,000 for violating the league's policy on performance enhancing substances.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 07, 2007, 12:04:09 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/fantasy/football/ffl/story?id=3004850

An Open Letter to ESPN Fantasy Owners from Terrell Owens

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
By Terrell Owens

To All ESPN Fantasy Team Owners,
2007 is going to be a great year ... for me and the Dallas Cowboys.

I came into training camp in excellent shape, feeling good about our prospects for the season and proud to be part of the great Dallas Cowboys tradition.

I want to help your fantasy team win its league title ... and that means generating huge statistics. This year our offense is set up to make big plays. We worked hard during the preseason and we're going to connect on a lot of touchdowns. Coach and I are on the same page. He understands my role and how I can help us win.

So here is my pledge to all ESPN fantasy owners who draft me in 2007:

I will catch the ball.

I will score touchdowns.

I will have a great season.

Did you see the preseason game against Houston? One touch, one touchdown. That's how it's going to be all year long. I'm aiming for 100 catches, 1,500 yards and at least 20 touchdowns. With our quarterback passing the ball, this is entirely possible.

And speaking of my QB ... you might as well draft him too, because he's going to the Pro Bowl this year.

Put me on your team and you won't be disappointed. I am going to help you win your fantasy league this season.

Sincerely,

Terrell Owens, No. 81



Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 07, 2007, 12:05:50 PM
QuoteREPORT: TERRY GLENN OUT FOR SEASON by Michael David Smith

Yesterday the Dallas Cowboys' official web site had two conflicting reports about the health of wide receiver Terry Glenn. Today the report that owner/G.M. Jerry Jones said that Glenn would miss the entire season has been taken off the web site, while the report that Glenn's absence will be two weeks and possibly more is still there.

So does that mean the "out for the season" report was wrong and the "two weeks" report was right? Not according to Matt Mosley of the ESPN Hashmarks blog, who says Glenn will miss the year.

"Late Thursday night, a member of the organization told me Glenn was indeed finished for the season," Mosley writes, "but that the Cowboys decided (a little too late) to hold off on making the announcement."

Losing Glenn, who had surgery last month to have a cyst removed from his knee, would be a tough break for the Cowboys, who would likely move Patrick Crayton into the starting lineup across the field from Terrell Owens.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 18, 2007, 04:35:20 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3025908
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on September 18, 2007, 05:41:56 PM
It's either there or Cinci.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 23, 2007, 09:33:10 PM
Patrick Crayton drops a simple sure TD, then the Bears block the field goal and run it back to midfield. :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on September 23, 2007, 10:44:56 PM
i never realized that Wade Phillips is such a clown on the sidelines...are you are a cheerleader or the farging head coach?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on September 23, 2007, 10:56:12 PM
farg to and witten. they are killing me in fantasy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on September 23, 2007, 11:08:31 PM
27-10  :-\
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Phanatic on September 23, 2007, 11:11:14 PM
the Cowgirls are for real this year. At least as real as an NFC team can be.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: TexasEagle on September 23, 2007, 11:23:09 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on September 23, 2007, 11:11:14 PM
the Cowgirls are for real this year. At least as real as an NFC team can be.

I don't given any NFC team a chance against the top AFC teams (Steelers, Colts, Patriots). Any of them would demolish the best NFC team.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: TexasEagle on September 23, 2007, 11:23:40 PM
Oh, and Chicago is WAY overrated and has no offense.

Edit: And Rex Grossman has NO BUSINESS being a starter int he NFL. Dumbest decision Lovie Smith made was bringing that clown back for another season. They lucked out last year with him, this year the luck ran out.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on September 24, 2007, 09:04:51 AM
Listen... words can't express how much I hate the Cowboys, but I have to say that Marion Barber is a farging beast.  He's all but put Julius Jones on the bench by severely outplaying him for the last 2 years.

He leads the league among RB's with 6 TD's so far (which my fantasy team damn sure appreciates)... and he's scored at least 1 TD in something like 14 out of his last 18 games.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 24, 2007, 09:25:10 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on September 24, 2007, 09:04:51 AM
Listen... words can't express how much I hate the Cowboys, but I have to say that Marion Barber is a farging beast.  He's all but put Julius Jones on the bench by severely outplaying him for the last 2 years.

He leads the league among RB's with 6 TD's so far (which my fantasy team damn sure appreciates)... and he's scored at least 1 TD in something like 14 out of his last 18 games.

Agreed.  He's boss.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Cerevant on September 24, 2007, 10:57:33 AM
Quote from: TexasEagle on September 23, 2007, 11:23:40 PM
Edit: And Rex Grossman has NO BUSINESS being a starter int he NFL. Dumbest decision Lovie Smith made was bringing that clown back for another season. They lucked out last year with him, this year the luck ran out.

Racist.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Stallworth Supporter on September 24, 2007, 11:30:54 AM
Marion Barber = Fantasy Stud!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on September 25, 2007, 02:42:34 AM
Quote from: Phanatic on September 23, 2007, 11:11:14 PM
the Cowgirls are for real this year. At least as real as an NFC team can be.

They were for real last year until they ran into the Eagles' buzz saw. Nothing will change this year.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on September 28, 2007, 08:07:30 AM
Isaac Bruce guarantees a win over the girls this week:

QuoteBy Jeff Vernetti
Gridiron Gateway Staff
Posted Sep 26, 2007

The Rams are 0-3 to start the year and one of their wideouts has made a bold statement for week 4.

The Rams have started the year 0-3 and have produced very little in the way of offensive excitement. However, that didn't stop Rams wide receiver Isaac Bruce from making a bold prediction.
On his weekly radio show in St. Louis, airing on 590-AM KFNS, Bruce told show co-host Bob Fescoe that he guaranteed victory over the Dallas Cowboys.
"I guarantee a win this week," said Bruce on Tuesday night.
Bruce is second on the Rams in both receptions (14) and yards receiving (179). The Rams have managed just two offensive touchdowns on the season, both to fellow wide receiver Torry Holt, they rank 25th in the NFL with 291.7 yards per game average, and are averaging just over 200 yards per game in the air
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on September 28, 2007, 09:06:05 AM
start Brian Leonard FF....NOW
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 28, 2007, 09:10:31 AM
Quote from: reese125 on September 28, 2007, 09:06:05 AM
start Brian Leonard FF....NOW

Ha!  No.


The Rams may cover the huge spread, but they will not win.  Book it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on September 28, 2007, 04:43:19 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on September 28, 2007, 09:10:31 AM
Quote from: reese125 on September 28, 2007, 09:06:05 AM
start Brian Leonard FF....NOW

Ha!  No.


The Rams may cover the huge spread, but they will not win.  Book it.

Can't understand it, but many experts are saying to start Leonard.  I don't think the Rams even cover, and you can't book a big day from Bulger either just because they are going to be so far behind.  Their front line is in complete shambles, and Bulger will be scrambling all day long.  Dallas gets INT's, sacks, and maybe a fumble or two.

edit: I just read that Bulger has 2 broken ribs, but will still play.  I didn't know that.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 30, 2007, 01:55:30 PM
Wilkins just missed a 28 yard FG. :boom
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 30, 2007, 02:16:38 PM
Dante Hall just returned a punt for 7 against Dallas. :D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 30, 2007, 02:26:51 PM
Romo just got a first down even when the ball was snapped over his head. :boom
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 30, 2007, 03:10:58 PM
This game is a rout now. Romo's pass protection is giving him eons back there, he's looking like an elite QB.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 30, 2007, 03:15:43 PM
Bulger is getting brutalized. His O-line sucks so bad that I'd be surprised if he makes it through this game, let alone the season.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 14, 2007, 12:32:51 PM
Quincy Carter busted for selling weed outside a 7-11 Link (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3062195)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 14, 2007, 01:16:19 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on October 14, 2007, 12:32:51 PM
Quincy Carter busted for selling weed outside a 7-11 Link (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3062195)
Ha, i read he got busted for weed, i didnt know he was selling  :-D
"15 bucks little man, put that shtein in my hand"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 14, 2007, 02:56:28 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on October 14, 2007, 01:16:19 PM
"15 bucks little man, put that shtein in my hand"

:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 14, 2007, 03:56:20 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on October 14, 2007, 01:16:19 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on October 14, 2007, 12:32:51 PM
Quincy Carter busted for selling weed outside a 7-11 Link (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3062195)
Ha, i read he got busted for weed, i didnt know he was selling  :-D
"15 bucks little man, put that shtein in my hand"

No shtein I was going to put 'Quincy and Silent Bob' inside the link title
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 14, 2007, 04:03:54 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on October 14, 2007, 03:56:20 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on October 14, 2007, 01:16:19 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on October 14, 2007, 12:32:51 PM
Quincy Carter busted for selling weed outside a 7-11 Link (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3062195)
Ha, i read he got busted for weed, i didnt know he was selling  :-D
"15 bucks little man, put that shtein in my hand"

No shtein I was going to put 'Quincy and Silent Bob' inside the link title
haha... 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on October 14, 2007, 05:17:01 PM
Wade Phillips is such a farging joke, every time they show him on the sidelines i can't believe he's actually a NFL coach
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 14, 2007, 05:19:33 PM
Brady gift-wrapped that TD for Dallas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: mussa on October 14, 2007, 05:37:16 PM
Brady is blazing the cowpukes. Im luvin it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 14, 2007, 05:42:34 PM
Is there a team in the league that can beat the Patsies this year?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 14, 2007, 08:03:33 PM
Quote from: SunMo on October 14, 2007, 05:17:01 PM
Wade Phillips is such a farging joke, every time they show him on the sidelines i can't believe he's actually a NFL coach

lol....so true
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on October 14, 2007, 08:12:35 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 14, 2007, 05:42:34 PM
Is there a team in the league that can beat the Patsies this year?

Indy at home
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on October 14, 2007, 08:16:51 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on October 14, 2007, 08:12:35 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 14, 2007, 05:42:34 PM
Is there a team in the league that can beat the Patsies this year?

Indy at home

Maybe.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 14, 2007, 08:17:07 PM
They should change the name of the AFCC to the Superbowl
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 14, 2007, 09:28:33 PM
am i the only person rooting for the pats to go 16-0....the eagles suck and have no chance at anything...so why not have them make history....i feel about the pats like i did the 90's dallas teams...theres no one you can really hate
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on October 14, 2007, 09:29:51 PM
how could you not hate Jerry Jones or Michael Irvin
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 14, 2007, 09:33:32 PM
... or Belichick, the icehole in a ratty sweatshirt who cheats at both football and marriage.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on October 14, 2007, 09:34:39 PM
you're a fag if you care about anybody cheating at their marriage

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 14, 2007, 09:37:04 PM
It's just his whole miserable sourpuss persona. He's a great coach without question, but could he seem like a bigger douche?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 14, 2007, 09:45:48 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 14, 2007, 09:28:33 PM
am i the only person rooting for the pats to go 16-0....the eagles suck and have no chance at anything...so why not have them make history....i feel about the pats like i did the 90's dallas teams...theres no one you can really hate

First part of your post I agree with. I'd rather have the Pats win and lump all their shtein into 1 decade. I rooted for them against the Colts last season cause I didn't want to see Manning win a title.

Second part of your post I disagree with more than anything I've ever disagreed with you about.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 14, 2007, 10:27:09 PM
i love irvin...and i like emmitt and aikman...i really dont see a lot to hate about those cowboys teams

as for ne i will be rooting for the eagles to win thanksgiving weekend as hard as ive ever rooted for them....but if they lose i def will be rooting for ne to be 16-0...its a just a great story if they do
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 14, 2007, 11:17:39 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 14, 2007, 09:28:33 PM
am i the only person rooting for the pats to go 16-0....the eagles suck and have no chance at anything...so why not have them make history....i feel about the pats like i did the 90's dallas teams...theres no one you can really hate

I'm with you on the 16-0 thing with the Pats.  I like their team and they're everything I want the Eagles to be.  But we're polar opposites on the Dallas teams of the 90's.....or any decade for that matter.  I hated them and wanted them to fail miserably.  Were they a great team?  Yeah, but that didn't mean I had to like them or root for them.  I hated Irvin, Aikman and Emmitt during their run.  I hated the whole bunch of them.  Jerrah, Jimmy, all the way down to the waterboy.  Nate Newton, Leon Lett, Jay Novacheck, Kelvin Martin.....farg em all. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 15, 2007, 12:34:49 AM
apparently you never did drugs
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 15, 2007, 08:44:06 AM
You are correct, sir. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on October 15, 2007, 08:59:37 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on October 14, 2007, 09:45:48 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 14, 2007, 09:28:33 PM
am i the only person rooting for the pats to go 16-0....the eagles suck and have no chance at anything...so why not have them make history....i feel about the pats like i did the 90's dallas teams...theres no one you can really hate

First part of your post I agree with. I'd rather have the Pats win and lump all their shtein into 1 decade. I rooted for them against the Colts last season cause I didn't want to see Manning win a title.

Second part of your post I disagree with more than anything I've ever disagreed with you about.

Second to SD's comment.  The only thing I loved about the Cowboys was when they were each getting busted for crack, cocaine and rape.  Hated everything else.

At this point, I'd love to see the Pats go undefeated, though.  They're team that knows (and does) what it takes to win (even cheat a little)... and I'd love to witness a bit of history.

Not to mention that they're being led by a Michigan QB who's been playing out of his mind the entire year. 

Let's be real.  Given the fact that they're going to beat the shtein out of the Eagles, who will be a little bit more than a speed bump to them, so why not root for them to go all the way?


Quote from: BigEd76 on October 14, 2007, 08:12:35 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 14, 2007, 05:42:34 PM
Is there a team in the league that can beat the Patsies this year?

Indy at home

Honestly... I don't think they can.  Well... they can... but I don't think they will.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 15, 2007, 09:15:55 AM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 14, 2007, 05:42:34 PM
Is there a team in the league that can beat the Patsies this year?

Mark Schlereth thought he was hilarious last night when he said the only team that can beat the Patriots is the Colorado Rockies.  Hardy har har.

Quote from: SD_Eagle on October 14, 2007, 09:45:48 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 14, 2007, 09:28:33 PM
am i the only person rooting for the pats to go 16-0....the eagles suck and have no chance at anything...so why not have them make history....i feel about the pats like i did the 90's dallas teams...theres no one you can really hate

First part of your post I agree with. I'd rather have the Pats win and lump all their shtein into 1 decade. I rooted for them against the Colts last season cause I didn't want to see Manning win a title.

Second part of your post I disagree with more than anything I've ever disagreed with you about.

Couldn't agree more.  Remember, though... IGY has a soft spot in his heart for Dallas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on October 15, 2007, 03:02:49 PM
We are playing the Pats on the road, on a Thanksgiving day weekend when the fans will be more emotional and drunk than usual.
We should start a betting thread on how much we are going to lose by.
I say... 99 points.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 16, 2007, 08:19:11 AM
id normally say a 99 pt loss is out of the question but after belichek running up the score with that late td against dallas he isnt taking any prisoners this year...thus anything is possible
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on October 16, 2007, 08:26:01 AM
New Englands first loss is coming Nov 4th to the Colts...right before a bye. Book it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 16, 2007, 08:39:57 AM
lose on the road at the so far undefeated superbowl champions...thats getting a little crazy isnt it?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on October 16, 2007, 08:42:20 AM
hey, people here are calling for an undefeated season. Im here to ix-nay that thought

Im nuts
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 16, 2007, 08:46:56 AM
pretty sure no one has predicted an undeafeated season....just that it would be neat to see
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 16, 2007, 08:51:11 AM
If the Patriots lose a game, it won't be the obvious one.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on October 16, 2007, 09:43:20 AM
True.  Especially the Colts.  They'll be focused as hell for that game... and it's not as if they've never gone into the RCA Dome and won.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on October 16, 2007, 09:53:13 AM
Just caught a certain Dallas WR on SportsCenter (no, not that one) talking shtein about the Patriots.


"If they make it to Arizona, we'll see 'em again.  I said it to my coach yesterday and I'm saying it now.  If they make it to Arizona... we'll see 'em again." - Patrick Crayton
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 16, 2007, 09:57:58 AM
other than a wr on my fantasy team who exactly is patrick crayton?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on October 16, 2007, 10:00:52 AM
"a certain Dallas WR" - Which means in the SportsCenter universe means he's pretty much a lock for the HOF.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 21, 2007, 09:42:40 AM
I just felt it was time to pull out this pic again

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/SamiB/to.jpg)


Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 21, 2007, 04:27:55 PM
(http://www.boomspeed.com/superpsn/tosuicidedx0.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 22, 2007, 11:27:16 AM
Quote from: reese125 on October 16, 2007, 08:26:01 AM
New Englands first loss is coming Nov 4th to the Colts...right before a bye. Book it

Did everyone book that?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on November 22, 2007, 02:04:35 PM
It was all about the matchups.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 19, 2007, 12:20:22 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3160189

Roy Williams is appealling his suspension.  At least one player on the Cowboys gets it though:

Quote"He's been given so many warnings, plus the rule was put in place for him," Cowboys receiver Patrick Crayton said. "That'd be a red light flashing in my head."


And one guy obviously doesn't:

Quote"It's a dumb rule," linebacker Akin Ayodele said. "It handicaps him being an aggressive safety. He sees someone running by him, what's he supposed to do? Stop? It's a split-second decision."

Exactly. 




Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 19, 2007, 12:27:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9APM6mNVCVY


yeah that was a split second decision...i count at least ten steps he took towards mcnabb before he did it

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 19, 2007, 12:31:13 PM
Or he could actually try putting himself in position to make plays while he's still in front of the offensive player instead of behind him.  I don't think I've ever seen a defensive back make as many tackles from behind as I see with Roy Williams.  And that's his problem. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on December 19, 2007, 12:33:22 PM
i would tackle his wife from behind for sure.  then slowly insert.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on December 19, 2007, 04:28:00 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on December 19, 2007, 12:33:22 PM
i would tackle his wife from behind for sure.  then slowly insert.

slowly?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 19, 2007, 04:58:44 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3161769

lmfao
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 19, 2007, 05:05:16 PM
He sounds like a jilted bitch in that article.

And he probably is.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on December 19, 2007, 05:10:36 PM
romo's cock tasted like Hoyda and TO don't like that.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on December 19, 2007, 05:13:29 PM
but seriously, if i am tony romo, that would piss me off.  you don't talk about someone else's girl to the media.  what a stylishly dressed young man.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 19, 2007, 05:20:16 PM
lol at TO.  Yeah, it was all Jessica's fault.  But it's not just TO saying that.  A lot of the idiots on espn were saying it too.  The difference probably being that they were just trying to fill air time and TO was just trying to suck up air. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 19, 2007, 05:20:52 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3161826

Oh, and Roy Williams' appeal was denied and will be suspended this weekend.  ha!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 19, 2007, 06:36:06 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 19, 2007, 05:20:16 PM
lol at TO.  Yeah, it was all Jessica's fault.  But it's not just TO saying that.  A lot of the idiots on espn were saying it too.

Not to mention John Shango the Stonethrower...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on December 19, 2007, 06:42:02 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on December 19, 2007, 05:13:29 PM
but seriously, if i am tony romo, that would piss me off.  you don't talk about someone else's girl to the media.  what a stylishly dressed young man.

Dude, for real. That's some farged up shtein. Not that this is news, but TO has some serious problems.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 19, 2007, 07:06:38 PM
It clear that T.O. was distracted by Jessica all game long.  That explains his two catch/five drop performance.  Clearly.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 19, 2007, 07:55:29 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 19, 2007, 12:27:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9APM6mNVCVY


yeah that was a split second decision...i count at least ten steps he took towards mcnabb before he did it



Didn't see the replay during the game because I was busy yelling at and taunting the Cowpuke fans in the bar, but looking at that again, I think had they been playing on natural grass that McNabb would have likely been wearing some sort of cleat and there's a good chance his foot would have stuck in the ground and he'd have been injured, possibly seriously. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on December 19, 2007, 08:07:54 PM
Any other possible results of that play you'd like to share?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 19, 2007, 08:16:22 PM
Possibly.  But I'll get back to you on that. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on December 19, 2007, 08:18:55 PM
WORD
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 20, 2007, 12:58:37 PM
IGY is the king.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 20, 2007, 01:17:50 PM
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/japan-surrenders-world-war-2-ends-10.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on December 21, 2007, 02:37:27 PM
awesome.

http://ruinromo.com/ (http://ruinromo.com/)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 21, 2007, 07:01:29 PM
That is awesome.  I'm saving mine for next year. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 23, 2007, 12:36:08 AM
TO suffered a high ankle sprain tonight. MRIs tomorrow.

:evil
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 23, 2007, 03:17:45 AM
What a shame. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 23, 2007, 05:59:40 AM
(http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/1222/nfl_a_owens3_412.jpg)


:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on December 23, 2007, 08:21:06 AM
 :-D at T.O.

I was watching the nfl replay and they went to wade philips interview during the replay and he was actually giving the way they tape jerseys the blame, saying you can't grab the back of the jersey anymore the way they tape it :o what a moron
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 23, 2007, 08:37:09 AM
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. I love the way high ankle sprains tend to linger around for a while. Better break out the hyperbaric chamber.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 23, 2007, 11:05:54 AM
nm
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 31, 2007, 11:28:56 AM
slippery ball just in time for the playoffs
(http://i12.tinypic.com/7xklkyv.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 31, 2007, 11:30:53 AM
Does anyone know TO's status for the playoffs?  How about Darwin Walker's?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 31, 2007, 11:33:39 AM
Cowboys fans are saying he should be ready to play
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 31, 2007, 11:35:18 AM
It would be great if he were "ready to play" like he was for our Super Bowl.

You know... he was good enough to get open, but not good enough to really make a difference after the catch or break away like usual.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 31, 2007, 11:38:13 AM
I'm not sure Dallas is ready to play. They should have lost to Detroit, lost to the Eagles, beat a bad Carolina team, and lost a meaningless game vs. the Femoral's. They're looking very average heading into the playoffs.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 31, 2007, 11:46:36 AM
Dallas has looked putrid for four straight games.  They looked just as putrid last year so it's not exactly a surprise now.

farg them.  I hope they get blown out and I don't give a damn if it's the Giants or even the taterskins who do the ass kicking.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 31, 2007, 01:43:50 PM
Romo actually flinches when he mishandles that ball.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on January 01, 2008, 08:37:00 PM
Wade Phillips has a hot daughter.

(http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/02/TracyPhillipsHasJugs.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on January 01, 2008, 08:49:54 PM
Whoa dude. Hit.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 01, 2008, 09:10:24 PM
hit

It's hard to imagine something that fine coming from the Gerber baby
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 01, 2008, 09:54:07 PM
Yeah it was covered back on page 68 or so but it's a good excuse for some pictures so

(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w296/traspberry/videos/fd/fo30.jpg)
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w296/traspberry/videos/fd/fo8.jpg)
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w296/traspberry/videos/bo/bo18.jpg)

Whole site of them: http://raspberry.cogia.net/rg/pics.shtml
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 01, 2008, 10:32:56 PM
these photos take 'farg Dallas' to a new level
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 03, 2008, 03:13:30 PM
Roy Williams is replacing Sean Taylor in the Pro Bowl.

WTF? He SUCKS. :boom
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 03, 2008, 03:26:02 PM
I suppose now is the first time you're realizing that when the team does well, it appears more individual players do well?

It might also be the first time you're realizing Roy Williams has been overhyped since he was first drafted?

Are you upset Considine didn't get the bid?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on January 03, 2008, 03:29:46 PM
is taylor hurt or something?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 03, 2008, 03:34:16 PM
His spirit is as alive as ever and has spurred the skins on to greatness this year.  I can see it in the eyes of Joe Gibbs, in the heart of Reed Doughty, and in the gut of LaRon Landry.


That made me throw up in my mouth, but it was worth it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 03, 2008, 07:42:21 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on January 03, 2008, 03:13:30 PM
Roy Williams is replacing Sean Taylor in the Pro Bowl.

WTF? He SUCKS. :boom

He got the second highest number of votes from the fans. People are stupid, who knew?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 04, 2008, 11:54:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea_GWs2W794
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 04, 2008, 12:05:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ0Nz4Kmc4Y&NR=1

This girl definitely reaffirms my thoughts of Packers fans, ugly and stupid
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on January 04, 2008, 12:20:13 PM
her whole thesis was, "stop talking smack, you're stupid" hahaha

my favorite line is, "i really like the guys i'm personal with on youtube, you guys really make my day.  you give me a reason to keep making videos, even though i don't have subscribers, I can't imagine if I had a lot of subscribers, that would be so much fun"

haha, stupid bitch
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on January 04, 2008, 12:24:47 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 04, 2008, 11:54:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea_GWs2W794

ha, they were both cowboy fans.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 04, 2008, 12:29:50 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on January 04, 2008, 12:24:47 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 04, 2008, 11:54:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea_GWs2W794

ha, they were both cowboy fans.

at fed ex
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 04, 2008, 12:30:43 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 04, 2008, 11:54:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea_GWs2W794

ha that was great
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on January 04, 2008, 12:55:56 PM
Quote from: SunMo on January 04, 2008, 12:20:13 PM
her whole thesis was, "stop talking smack, you're stupid" hahaha

my favorite line is, "i really like the guys i'm personal with on youtube, you guys really make my day.  you give me a reason to keep making videos, even though i don't have subscribers, I can't imagine if I had a lot of subscribers, that would be so much fun"

haha, stupid bitch

I couldn't make it past "Hi youtube, time for another video blog..."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 04, 2008, 01:13:21 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on January 04, 2008, 12:24:47 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 04, 2008, 11:54:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea_GWs2W794

ha, they were both cowboy fans.

old dude was whooping some ass. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 04, 2008, 11:17:53 PM
Listen to the Hoyda taterskin fans...

"I cannot believe there was no security involved!"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 05, 2008, 08:23:53 PM
Williams is switching to his #38 from Oklahoma next season since he doesn't have to pay anyone for it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 07, 2008, 09:47:59 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 04, 2008, 11:54:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea_GWs2W794

Other than the fact both of them escaped with their miserable lives... it was pretty damn cool.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 07, 2008, 01:52:33 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 05, 2008, 08:23:53 PM
Williams is switching to his #38 from Oklahoma next season since he doesn't have to pay anyone for it

He's hoping Goodell will mistakenly fine someone else after his next illegal tackle.

(I think if players change their number they end up owing Reebok for unused jerseys or somethng though)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 08, 2008, 09:56:41 AM
TO to be game-time decision (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs07/news/story?id=3185311)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 10, 2008, 10:51:58 AM
He didn't practice yesterday either. 

I forget.....did TO practice at all during the week leading up to the SB or did he sit out up until the first offensive posession? 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 10, 2008, 11:06:49 AM
he practiced the week before...but all the reports were doom and gloom...how he coulndt do this and couldnt do that...didnt look good at all ect...i remember thinking up until they announced he would give it a go that he wouldnt play
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 10, 2008, 11:16:02 AM
I remember the doom and gloom reports but couldn't remember if he was actually out there practicing or not.  I suspect things will be similar for him this week and that he'll still suit up on Sunday to play. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 10, 2008, 11:37:42 AM
yeah i dont think theres anyway he doesnt get out there sunday...and hell definitely play up the fact of how hurt he is and it doesnt look good so that when he does play it will be TO giving his all for the team blah blah blah
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 10, 2008, 05:03:34 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs07/news/story?id=3190472

He practiced today. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on January 10, 2008, 07:52:27 PM
farging freak of nature..unreal
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on January 11, 2008, 01:06:01 PM
Terrell Owens reportedly looked improved at practice Friday, appearing to do all work without restrictions.
He was with the first team, and did some drills where he went up for the ball. His limp appeared to be gone. All systems are go for Owens to start on Sunday, and be a huge factor in the game.Jan. 11 - 12:47 pm et
Source: Dallas Morning News
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on January 11, 2008, 02:29:39 PM
he was on some nfl network show being interviewed by deion and like a movie scene looked at the camera and said "get your popcorn ready".


i really would love to see the giants beat the cowboys...you know a blowup is coming...with moss having the yr he had and if the cowboys lose...owens wouldnt be able to take it.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 11, 2008, 02:32:16 PM
He really can't be crippled too severely.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 13, 2008, 07:51:42 PM
YOU'VE JUST BEEN ELIED
(http://www.bustedplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/eli.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 13, 2008, 07:53:33 PM
HAHAHA!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 13, 2008, 07:59:26 PM
ha.....Dallas is the first NFC #1 seed to lose in the divisional round since the strike year of 1987

Wade Phillips is still winless in the playoffs

Dallas still hasn't won a playoff game in 11 years

Romo is going to get blasted for his trip to Mexico

T.O. still won't win a ring

All downhill since the loss to the Eagles  8)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 13, 2008, 08:02:13 PM
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/QBEagles/takei.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 13, 2008, 08:07:12 PM
hahahahahahaha

Romo cried

Jones was pouting

TO is going to throw Romo under a bus on hsi way to mexico
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on January 13, 2008, 08:09:54 PM
Romo Chokes again!!

So, whats the over under on how long it takes TO to start blaming Philips and/or Romo?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on January 13, 2008, 08:10:13 PM
romo = arod....great regular season, choke dawg in the playoffs
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on January 13, 2008, 08:13:28 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 13, 2008, 07:59:26 PM
ha.....Dallas is the first NFC #1 seed to lose in the divisional round since the strike year of 1987

Wade Phillips is still winless in the playoffs

Dallas still hasn't won a playoff game in 11 years

Romo is going to get blasted for his trip to Mexico

T.O. still won't win a ring

All downhill since the loss to the Eagles  8)

You forgot they are tied with the lions and chiefs for the most consecutive playoff losses (6)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 13, 2008, 08:14:07 PM
Ahahahah!!

I love it.

Dallas had no business losing this game but yet they found a way to do it. They were killing the clock with Barber all day long but then their defense gave it up and Garrett again forgot he had Barber and let Romo throw too much.

Romo's PC is great. Dude's about to cry.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 13, 2008, 08:14:55 PM
If Jessica Simpson dumps him, he may have to resort to Britney.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 13, 2008, 08:21:08 PM
Get Taylor Swift?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on January 13, 2008, 08:23:54 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on January 13, 2008, 08:14:55 PM
If Jessica Simpson dumps him, he may have to resort to Britney.

Yikes.  All it takes these days to pick her up is a quarter pounder with cheese and some meth.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 13, 2008, 08:26:40 PM
TO IS CRYING!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 13, 2008, 08:26:42 PM
Federline > random paparazzo guy > Tony Romo
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 13, 2008, 08:27:22 PM
AHahahahahaha...

He's literally crying about the media being unfair to Romo.

"its unfair...this loss hurts"

Bwahahaha....bitch.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 13, 2008, 08:28:14 PM
This would be one of the all-time best moments in sports if the Giants weren't the team to do it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 13, 2008, 08:29:46 PM
He's still sticking up for Romo saying how unfair it is that everything falls on the QBs shoulders


Someone cue up that song stand by your man.

TO's tears are great. Vadge.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 13, 2008, 08:30:50 PM
TO really is a bigger vadge than McNabb.  I learned something today.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 13, 2008, 08:31:35 PM
Oh, this is GREAT.

"I've ALWAYS had my QBs backs. Always. I've always had their backs. I know what I feel inside"

Cowboys fans are admiring TO for his cry babyness.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 13, 2008, 08:36:30 PM
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2042/simpsownedyn7.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 13, 2008, 08:40:36 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080114/capt.66e3e696bc034454bfc83c7f0ecb3800.giants_cowboys_football_irv214.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 13, 2008, 08:45:15 PM
The crying and whimpering coming from those flags is hilarious.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on January 13, 2008, 08:52:36 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 13, 2008, 08:29:46 PM
He's still sticking up for Romo saying how unfair it is that everything falls on the QBs shoulders


Someone cue up that song stand by your man.

TO's tears are great. Vadge.

Not only does he have alligator arms, but apparently he has got crocodile tears as well.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on January 13, 2008, 08:57:15 PM
Its not fair.  Its my teammate!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLZDStiY08w)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 13, 2008, 09:02:02 PM
he really seemed like he was faking that? 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on January 13, 2008, 09:12:23 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on January 13, 2008, 09:02:02 PM
he really seemed like he was faking that? 

I refuse to believe there is an ounce of selflessness in him.


(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h222/joe_blow030/to.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 13, 2008, 09:12:39 PM
bhahahahahahahahah.

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f98/SD_Eagle5/DallasSucks.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on January 13, 2008, 09:16:48 PM
of course he was faking it, he let it slip after saying the team the team, it's a team loss, then he says " I worked to hard for this" classic T.O. I have never cheered so hard for another nfc east team in my life: now as much as I hate favrerere the early weather prediction is
Sunday, Jan 20
High: 19 °F
Mostly cloudy
Sunday Night, Jan 20
Low: 10 °F
Snow

It is the late game too right?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 13, 2008, 09:33:55 PM
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3/LoftonHathburrow/jerryjones.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 13, 2008, 09:37:48 PM
GET OFF THE FIELD YOU fargING DOUCHEBAG corksuckER.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 13, 2008, 09:38:44 PM
He looks like he shtein himself.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Phanatic on January 13, 2008, 10:00:08 PM
If the Pats had lost it really would have been the perfect weekend...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 13, 2008, 10:12:06 PM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on January 13, 2008, 09:16:48 PM
of course he was faking it, he let it slip after saying the team the team, it's a team loss, then he says " I worked to hard for this" classic T.O. I have never cheered so hard for another nfc east team in my life

I've always considered rooting for another team in your same division a sort of homosexual related behavior, but the Giants today definitely get an exception. It never felt better to see another NCF east team win.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 13, 2008, 10:27:10 PM
There's a difference between being happy that the Giants won and celebrating the fact that the Cowboys choked.  I'm not happy the Giants won at all and if they lose on Sunday I won't shed a tear for them.   Watching that bitch Romo gas another playoff game was truly awesome, though, even his losing means the Giants get to play another week.

BTW: I think Green Bay is going to torch the Giants next weekend.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 13, 2008, 10:59:36 PM
(http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2008/09000d5d805f7cc6_gallery_600.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 13, 2008, 10:59:51 PM
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f98/SD_Eagle5/tocryingqh6.gif)
Leave Tony alone!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on January 14, 2008, 02:01:53 AM
TO you farging Hoyda!  give it up already.  what a crock!  asswipe, why weren't you this emotional after the Super Bowl lose to NE shteinbreath?  i love it!!!

that made my season watching pretty boy farg it up - again and better yet cry baby missing another chance and glorifying himself.  thank you Eli and Co.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 14, 2008, 08:16:00 AM
Still enjoying this.  Read some of the Dallas columnists this morning and they are savaging Romo, T.O. and the rest of America's Team.

A Dallas loss, especially one like this where they royally gag it up, is almost as sweet as an Eagles win.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 14, 2008, 08:18:36 AM
Damn right it is.


It's monday morning and Dallas still sucks!!!  :-D

(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/38/fullj.58e395c08ec7e4f15e6eca849768dfb3/58e395c08ec7e4f15e6eca849768dfb3-getty-78766806cp084_new_york_gian.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 14, 2008, 08:20:04 AM
Is that Eli trying to be a good sport, and Romo running away?  Ha!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 14, 2008, 08:21:25 AM
(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/99/fullj.b85aa1bf7378f2359d1d6770ed4635f4/b85aa1bf7378f2359d1d6770ed4635f4-getty-78766806cp085_new_york_gian.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 14, 2008, 08:48:52 AM
TO might rival lindros at the nhl awards ceremony for best cry ever
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on January 14, 2008, 09:35:47 AM
Mike Schmidt retirement takes them both
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Butchers Bill on January 14, 2008, 09:47:49 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on January 14, 2008, 08:18:36 AM
Damn right it is.


It's monday morning and Dallas still sucks!  :-D

(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/38/fullj.58e395c08ec7e4f15e6eca849768dfb3/58e395c08ec7e4f15e6eca849768dfb3-getty-78766806cp084_new_york_gian.jpg)

Eli:

"Turn your head and cough"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 14, 2008, 10:06:22 AM
"All I know is we got some butter and salt for all that popcorn everybody been tryin' to eat." - Antonio Pierce

"We hope TO has his popcorn ready.  Maybe he and Crayton can sit in his home theater and watch us next week." - Michael Strahan

:-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on January 14, 2008, 10:07:47 AM
(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/38/fullj.58e395c08ec7e4f15e6eca849768dfb3/58e395c08ec7e4f15e6eca849768dfb3-getty-78766806cp084_new_york_gian.jpg)



"Hey...hey Tone, you going to be needing Jessica anymore?"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on January 14, 2008, 10:08:47 AM
I found myself unable to enjoy watching Romo and TO fail because I hate Eli and Strahan just as much.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 14, 2008, 10:08:57 AM
god i love antonio pierce so much...i wanted him in a bad way a few years ago when he was a FA
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 14, 2008, 10:20:37 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 14, 2008, 10:08:57 AM
god i love antonio pierce so much...i wanted him in a bad way a few years ago when he was a FA

You did?  Weird.  I don't remember you ever mentioning that at all.  Not at all.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on January 14, 2008, 10:22:42 AM
haha...ALL ABOARD!!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 14, 2008, 10:38:05 AM
Quote from: SunMo on January 14, 2008, 09:35:47 AM
Mike Schmidt retirement takes them both

sure does: "Some 18 years ago I left Dayton Ohio, with two very bad knees, and a [tears start, voice starts cracking]dream to become a professional baseball player...I thank god that dream came truuuuue!"
His image is forever tarnished in my eyes after that, that and because he was a complete icehole when I met him when I was 12.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on January 14, 2008, 12:18:09 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 14, 2008, 10:08:57 AM
god i love antonio pierce so much...i wanted him in a bad way a few years ago when he was a FA

Pierce is a bitch imo. Crybaby when things go wrong, and won't shut up when he is winning.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Yeti on January 14, 2008, 12:25:52 PM
I think seeing Dallas lose yesterday was almost as good as seeing us win.  Thank you Dallas for not making this preseason a total lose for me.  Oh yeah, and

FARG YOU DALLAS

and farg you TO you whining lying funhole.  "I always had my quarterbacks back"  Ask McNabb and Garcia that and they will be out next season for a laughing to much injury.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 14, 2008, 12:37:21 PM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on January 14, 2008, 12:18:09 PM
Pierce is a bitch imo. Crybaby when things go wrong, and won't shut up when he is winning.

If those are the criteria for being a bitch then 99% of professional athletes playing today qualify.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on January 14, 2008, 12:40:15 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 14, 2008, 12:37:21 PM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on January 14, 2008, 12:18:09 PM
Pierce is a bitch imo. Crybaby when things go wrong, and won't shut up when he is winning.

If those are the criteria for being a bitch then 99% of professional athletes playing today qualify.

They are. And they do.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on January 14, 2008, 01:27:35 PM
farg Tony Romo. farg T.O. farg the Wade Phillips. farg the Cowboys.

Nothing makes your season feel zesty like losing to the Giants...specially in the playoffs.  I'm glad the Cowboys finished like that.

Now, Green Bay, do yo thang!

p.s.

farg the Giants too!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on January 14, 2008, 03:14:50 PM
these pix are great! 

i love this so much.  Hey TO - "tick, tick, tick, tick".
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 14, 2008, 03:25:49 PM
TO and romo were the biggest reasons for me winning fantasy this year so i cant hate
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 14, 2008, 07:29:14 PM
Your twisted love for Dallas is nauseating, dook.  Please never mention them again.  EVER.


Anyway - here's a video from a guy from the EMB, wholesale_phil... farging hilarious...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgKDx5fWPXI
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Phanatic on January 14, 2008, 11:01:20 PM
I just love when the Cowboys lose a big game and Jerry Jones comes down on the field to pout on the side lines. Makes the spectacle of their loss all the sweeter somehow. Though I really really really want to punch him in the esophagus.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on January 15, 2008, 02:52:06 AM
wtf with that clown jones?  i honestly can't think of any other owner who pulls this shtein, not only being on the sidelines but standing right next to the HC during a possible game winning, season ending drive acting like a little pop-pom girl.  i recall seeing pat bowlen from the broncos a few times but he was always way off to the side out of the way. 

TO bawlin, Romo playing like Todd Pinkston and Thrash in the NFCCG, Roy Willams whiffin and Epoxy face Jones about to explode, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 15, 2008, 07:13:44 AM
I love that 12 cowboys are going to go to the pro bowl. Romo will be like groundhogs day after going last year to celebrate his blowing their first playoff game with a muffed hold. They will get to explain to everyone what happened after their Greatest Regular Season.

And how can Romo not take Jessica to Hawaii? Won't that be special, parading her around. Probably Tom Brady knocks her up by the end of the week. And if she doesnt' know who the father is, give the kid a rattle. If he drops it, it's romo. If its dark complected and won't stop crying, it is TO's. If it continually shteins the crib, it's Jerrah's. If it doesn't talk until it's nine years old it's Emmits, and if it is kidnapped search Jason Whitten's mom's room.

Farg Dallas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 15, 2008, 07:41:33 AM
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t76/Sache_2007/SMH.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 15, 2008, 08:22:13 AM
They sure spent a lot of time on the Mexico trip.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: mussa on January 15, 2008, 04:45:45 PM
TO crying just made my year. if past actions didn't confirm his fragile mind then this definitely takes the cake. what a freakin whack job
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on January 16, 2008, 11:16:48 PM
Romo's 4th down interception explained (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldjgAUM4G-4)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 16, 2008, 11:35:36 PM
^^^^

Ha! That's pretty good.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 17, 2008, 03:06:10 AM
yea that was pretty funny. never gets old seeing homo farg up in the playoffs.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on January 17, 2008, 07:12:50 AM
(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v162/27/95/1342050115/n1342050115_30070868_3336.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 17, 2008, 07:30:24 AM
Quote from: paco on January 16, 2008, 11:16:48 PM
Romo's 4th down interception explained (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldjgAUM4G-4)

ha
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 17, 2008, 10:38:34 AM
QuoteSources: Garrett turning down head coaching jobs to stay with Cowboys
ESPN.com news services

Dallas head coach Wade Phillips has been informed that Jason Garrett will turn down head coaching opportunities with the Atlanta Falcons and Baltimore Ravens and remain as the offensive coordinator for the Cowboys, sources told ESPN's Ed Werder.

Sources told ESPN.com that Garrett, who spent several hours meeting with Atlanta officials earlier in the day, huddled with Dallas owner Jerry Jones on Wednesday night. Garrett met with the Ravens on Monday night and part of the day Tuesday before flying to Atlanta for a follow-up session.

The Cowboys could offer Garrett a substantial raise and the tacit promise that he will eventually succeed Phillips within the next couple years.

In 2004, Jones convinced both his coordinators at the time, Sean Payton on offense and Mike Zimmer on defense, to bypass head coaching opportunities and stay with the Cowboys. Payton had been offered the Oakland Raiders' head coaching position and Zimmer the job at the University of Nebraska.

It is believed the Ravens formally offered Garrett their head coach job, at a salary of less than $3 million annually. Sources told ESPN.com's Matt Mosley that the Falcons' job is Garrett's if he wants it. The Falcons have also been seriously considering former Baltimore defensive coordinator Rex Ryan, who met with club executives on Monday for a second time, and who is held in high regard.

There were rumblings around the league on Wednesday that the Ravens were growing impatient with Garrett and might turn to another candidate, perhaps Philadelphia secondary coach John Harbaugh. But a club source said late Wednesday that Ravens officials still believe they have a solid shot of landing Garrett if he decides to depart Dallas for his first head coach job.

Both the Falcons and Ravens lost a candidate on Wednesday when Indianapolis assistant head coach Jim Caldwell withdrew his name from consideration for the vacancies. The move, first reported by ESPN's Chris Mortensen, fueled immediate speculation that Caldwell removed himself because he is about to be named the successor to Colts' coach Tony Dungy.

But Dungy told Mortensen that he has not yet made a decision on his future and likely will not before the weekend. League sources said Caldwell's action was motivated more by the reality that he was probably not viewed as more than the No. 3 candidate by both Atlanta and Baltimore officials.

One reason for a second interview between Garrett and Atlanta executives is that the Falcons did not have a general manager when they huddled with him for the first time on Jan. 4. On Saturday, however, Atlanta hired New England college scouting director Thomas Dimitroff as its new general manager, and he will have considerable input into the selection of the head coach. The Falcons' vacancy was created when Bobby Petrino resigned with three games remaining in his first season as an NFL head coach, to fill the vacancy at the University of Arkansas.

Atlanta has interviewed five other candidates for the position. If the team is still without a new coach by the weekend, and New York loses at Green Bay in Sunday's NFC Championship Game, the Falcons probably will seek permission to interview Giants defensive coordinator Steve Spagnuolo. The Falcons made such a request earlier, but the Giants rebuffed it because of the team's status in the playoffs.

Even as he faced the specter of losing Garrett as his coordinator, Jones was attempting on Wednesday to retain several assistant coaches whose contracts are about to expire, and who are rumored to be candidates for staff positions in Miami, where Cowboys assistant head coach Tony Sparano on Wednesday was hired as the Dolphins' new coach.

Jones has offered contract extensions to secondary coach Todd Bowles, linebackers coach Paul Pasqualoni, and defensive line coach Kacy Rodgers.


Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 17, 2008, 11:43:25 AM
That is what I said all along.


<Die-Hard>RICH RODRIGUEZ!</D-H>
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 17, 2008, 03:32:36 PM
QuoteESPN.com is reporting that Jerry Jones gave Brad Garrett around $3 million to stay in Dallas.
That's a lot of money from an owner who has always questioned the value of coaches. Jones wasn't allowed to promise Garrett he'd be the team's next head coach, but the raise basically ensures that he will be

(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050505/115514__bgarrett_l.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 17, 2008, 11:58:03 PM
There's no denying that the Garrett thing ended in the most positive way possible for the Cowboys. They held onto Garrett and didn't even have to embarrassingly force out Phillips (coming off a 13-3 season) and admit that he is a dopey figurehead coach. All it cost them was money, which seems to be no object to Jerry Jones.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on January 18, 2008, 06:47:46 PM
simple yet effective:

(http://www.philaphans.com/forums/image.php?u=1283&dateline=1200554859)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 24, 2008, 10:43:59 AM
-- Julius Jones thinks he's a #1 RB and isn't likely to return

-- Atlanta denied permission to talk to Emmitt Thomas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 25, 2008, 01:19:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJHb9m4ccmQ

Was this posted anywhere?

Its quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 25, 2008, 01:27:21 PM
nevermind, saw it in the You Tube section.

Whatever...at least its where it belongs on here too.  :evil
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 25, 2008, 01:29:12 PM
Hitler & Sean Taylor are laughing their asses off in hell right now at that.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 25, 2008, 01:31:29 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 25, 2008, 01:29:12 PM
Hitler & Sean Taylor are laughing their asses off in hell right now at that.

Agreed.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on January 25, 2008, 05:10:43 PM
I thought Sean Taylor WAS Hitler.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 25, 2008, 06:50:56 PM
show some respect for the dead and don't insult Hitler like that homeboy
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2008, 12:55:58 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 25, 2008, 06:50:56 PM
show some respect for the dead and don't insult Hitler like that homeboy

Right on.  Ok, so maybe Hilter killed a couple of Jews.  But did he ever spit in another man's face in a playoff game and cost his team 15 yards?  I don't friggin think so.  Why?  Because Hitler was a true professional. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 26, 2008, 03:29:51 PM
Hitler's mom died on December 21st 1907, another ST connect!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 27, 2008, 05:11:28 PM
Quote'BOYS TO MAKE A DEAL WITH THE FINS?

ESPN's Chris Mortensen suggested during a special edition of Sunday NFL Countdown that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is eyeing the possibility of swinging a trade with the Dolphins for the No. 1 overall pick in the 2008 draft.

Such a deal would allow the 'Boys to bag running back Darren McFadden, who played college football at Jones' alma mater of Arkansas.

Per Mort, any such deal would have to include the rights to Cowboys running back Marion Barber, who is slated to be a restricted free agent.  To make it happen, the Cowboys would have to work out a sign-and-trade deal before Barber gets a chance to ink an offer sheet that would force the Cowboys to match the terms or let him go in exchange for compensation.  Thus, the safest bet for the 'Boys would be to tender Barber at the highest possible level, which would force any team that signs him to give up a first-round pick and a third-round pick.  Those extra picks then could be used to sweeten the pot for the top spot in the draft.

And it's clear that the Cowboys are going to have to find a way to enhance the two first-rounders that they can offer up for the No. 1 pick.  Under the revised draft order, the Cowboys pick at No. 22 (from Cleveland) and at No. 28.  Under the trade chart, the No. 22 overall pick is worth 780 points and the No. 28 selection is worth 660 points.  The No. 1 selection has a value of 3,000 points; thus, the Cowboys would be a whopping 1,560 points short.

Though the trade chart arguably needs to be adjusted to reflect the fact that the enormous financial investment that is now required when using the top pick makes the prospects of a move up even more fraught with risk, the Fins could justify the 1,560-point gap by placing that value on Barber, who coupled with Ronnie Brown could give Miami a deadly one-two punch in the backfield.

Some readers think that the framework for a deal is already in place, and was part of the unspoken understanding that allowed the Dolphins to have their way with the Dallas front office and coaching staff.  If that's true it wouldn't surprise us.  Jones surely covets McFadden, and our guess is that he is willing to do whatever is necessary to get him.   

QuoteCAMPO BACK TO COWBOYS?

More than five years ago, Cowboys head coach Dave Campo suffered one of the worst indignities that any head coach could experience.  While he was still working as head coach, owner Jerry Jones secretly met with Bill Parcells about replacing him.

And now Campo could be coming back.

Albert Breer of the Dallas Morning News reports that the Jaguars have given the Cowboys permission to interview Campo, which means that the Jaguars won't be upset to see him leave.  With former Lions and Jets defensive coordinator Donnie Henderson now on the Jacksonville staff in an undetermined role, Campo's expertise with the defensive backs might no longer be needed, or wanted.

Campo wouldn't be the first once-fired head coach of a team to return in a lesser capacity.  Former Chiefs coach Gunther Cunningham returned to the team in 2004 as defensive coordinator, and has spent four more seasons there
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Dillen on January 27, 2008, 05:28:24 PM
Every time I see that stupid "60 stretch far luuuuuuuuuuuh" commercial I want to put my foot through the TV. I hope I'm not the only one.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 27, 2008, 07:56:25 PM
Quote from: Dillen on January 27, 2008, 05:28:24 PM
Every time I see that stupid "60 stretch far luuuuuuuuuuuh" commercial I want to put my foot through the TV. I hope I'm not the only one.

Depends on which tv I'm watching at the time.  If it's my 42" flat panel, then no.  If it's the 19" rear projection in my bedroom then yes. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 27, 2008, 10:11:02 PM
Quote from: Dillen on January 27, 2008, 05:28:24 PM
Every time I see that stupid "60 stretch far luuuuuuuuuuuh" commercial I want to put my foot through the TV. I hope I'm not the only one.

Has this been posted yet? The last 3 seconds make it downright gratifying, even it is the Giants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldjgAUM4G-4
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 28, 2008, 08:00:56 AM
Quote from: Eagaholic on January 27, 2008, 10:11:02 PM
Quote from: Dillen on January 27, 2008, 05:28:24 PM
Every time I see that stupid "60 stretch far luuuuuuuuuuuh" commercial I want to put my foot through the TV. I hope I'm not the only one.

Has this been posted yet? The last 3 seconds make it downright gratifying, even it is the Giants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldjgAUM4G-4

Ha.



The Cowboys giving up a bunch of stuff, including Barber, for McFadden would be great.  McFadden might be a great player, but the upgrade from Barber is NOT going to be enough to justify the difference.  The only thing I can think of is that maybe Barber's running style leads them to believe he might only have a year or two left.  Whatever.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 28, 2008, 11:06:52 AM
Those BigTen RBs don't last long  :P
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on January 28, 2008, 11:56:35 AM
McFadden>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Barber
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 28, 2008, 12:11:28 PM
We'll see.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on January 28, 2008, 12:19:08 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on January 28, 2008, 11:56:35 AM
McFadden>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Barber

That may end up being true, but McFadden is unproven. Barber has been a very good, very versatile running back in the NFL.

Barber + 2 first round draft picks is WAY too much to give up for a rookie who could turn out to be Curtis Enis. Which is exactly why I hope Dallas makes the trade.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 28, 2008, 12:23:45 PM
if the number one pick is such a detriment and no one wants it...why do you have to give up so much for it?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 28, 2008, 12:46:50 PM
Because you can get it. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 28, 2008, 12:49:34 PM
thats my point...why do all teams give up so much for it if its at best equal to or maybe even worse than the pick they presently own
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on January 28, 2008, 12:53:14 PM
It may not be a detriment, but its far from a sure thing either. There have been plenty of team-changing players drafted first, but there have been just as many mediocre players or all-out busts that teams are then locked into paying that have set teams back. Think Atlanta wishes that it had drafted LT and Drew Brees instead of Michael Vick?

Dallas has a good team, so they are in a position to do something like this. Fine. But giving up a proven (pro-bowl) running back and your two top picks for a big ass question mark is risky as shtein.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 28, 2008, 12:58:45 PM
Two #1's & Barber for McFadden is stupid.  Like Herschel Walker stupid.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 28, 2008, 01:00:41 PM
Just going off what I know from watching so many drafts teams think taking a RB with the #1 pick is a big waste.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 28, 2008, 01:01:58 PM
Why would Miami want Barber anyway?  He and Ronnie Brown are basically the same RB...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 28, 2008, 01:03:01 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 28, 2008, 01:01:58 PM
Why would Miami want Barber anyway?  He's basically the same thing as Ronnie Brown...

With 2 good knees. 

Don't forget Easy, Barber is a Parcells guy and he's got a solid history of bringing former players with him every time he moves. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 28, 2008, 01:04:54 PM
then sign Julius Jones
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 28, 2008, 01:06:37 PM
Julius and Thomas Jones are each about half of a star NFL running back.  Maybe Julius was some leftover embryo or something.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 28, 2008, 01:07:53 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 28, 2008, 01:04:54 PM
then sign Julius Jones

I don't think Julius was a Parcells draft pick, was he? 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 28, 2008, 01:19:35 PM
yup (04)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on January 28, 2008, 01:51:29 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 28, 2008, 01:00:41 PM
Just going off what I know from watching so many drafts teams think taking a RB with the #1 pick is a big waste.

Especially in a year with so many top flight RBs available.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on January 28, 2008, 02:23:29 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 28, 2008, 12:19:08 PM

Barber + 2 first round draft picks is WAY too much to give up for a rookie who could turn out to be Curtis Enis. Which is exactly why I hope Dallas makes the trade.

i didn't even read the article, barber + 2 1sts is retarded, yes. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 28, 2008, 02:35:50 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 28, 2008, 01:00:41 PM
Just going off what I know from watching so many drafts teams think taking a RB with the #1 pick is a big waste.

1977 through 1981 -- 4 of the 5 years had RBs taken #1 overall

Since then, there's been only two: Bo Jackson and Ki-Jana Carter....and those worked out so great

It doesn't stop teams from taking them in the top 10 though:

2007 = Peterson (7)
2006 = Bush (2)
2005 = Brown (2), Benson (4), Cadillac (5)
2001 = Tomlinson (5)
2000 = Jamal Lewis (5), Thomas Jones (7)
1999 = Edgerrin James (4), Ricky Williams (5)
1998 = Enis (5), Fred Taylor (9)
1996 = Phillips (6), Biakabutuka (8 )
1994 = Faulk (2)
1993 = Hearst (3), Bettis (10)
1992 = Touchdown Tommy Vardell (ha) (9)
1990 = Blair Thomas (2)
1989 = Barry Sanders (3), Tim Worley (7), Sammie Smith (9)
1987 = Alonzo Highsmith (3), Brent Fullwood (4)
1986 = Byars (10)
1983 = Dickerson (2), Curt Warner (3), Michael Haddix (8 )
1982 = Darrin Nelson (7), Gerald Riggs (9), Marcus Allen (10)


Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on January 28, 2008, 02:39:05 PM
yeah, Bo Jackson was terrible, good call
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 28, 2008, 02:45:23 PM
Yeah, Jackson's career was cut short due to a freak injury.  Prior to that he was living up to, if not exceeding the hype. 

I'm guessing there were no RB's drafted in the top 10 picks in 84 and 85? 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 28, 2008, 02:49:14 PM
didn't work out well for Tampa Bay though
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on January 28, 2008, 02:49:37 PM
that's a pretty damn good list.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 28, 2008, 02:56:35 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 28, 2008, 02:45:23 PMI'm guessing there were no RB's drafted in the top 10 picks in 84 and 85? 

right....the years not listed didn't have a RB selected until 11 or later...

1984 = Greg Bell (26)
1985 = George Adams (19)
1988 = Gaston Green (14)
1991 = Leonard Russell (14)
1997 = Dunn (12)
2002 = William Green (16)
2003 = McGahee (23)
2004 = Steven Jackson (24)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 28, 2008, 03:00:29 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 28, 2008, 02:56:35 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 28, 2008, 02:45:23 PMI'm guessing there were no RB's drafted in the top 10 picks in 84 and 85? 

right....the years not listed didn't have a RB selected until 11 or later...

1984 = Greg Bell (26)
1985 = George Adams (19)
1988 = Gaston Green (14)
1991 = Leonard Russell (14)
1997 = Dunn (12)
2002 = William Green (16)
2003 = McGahee (23)
2004 = Steven Jackson (24)

I didn't realize Jackson went that late in the first round.  I was thinking he was picked somewhere in the middle of the round.  What a steal. 

Dunn at 12 seems like an overall good value pick looking back at it. 

I have no idea who the hell William Green was. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 28, 2008, 03:05:03 PM
Green (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Green_%28football%29)

He's from Atlantic City and loves teh drugs
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on January 28, 2008, 03:08:02 PM
The difference in quality from the top-10 list and the post-top-10 list is sort of remarkable. Maybe there is something to be said for trading up to get the top RB available...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 28, 2008, 03:17:19 PM
ha....Simpson denies reports that Romo dumped her
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 28, 2008, 03:31:44 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 28, 2008, 03:00:29 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 28, 2008, 02:56:35 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 28, 2008, 02:45:23 PMI'm guessing there were no RB's drafted in the top 10 picks in 84 and 85? 

right....the years not listed didn't have a RB selected until 11 or later...

1984 = Greg Bell (26)
1985 = George Adams (19)
1988 = Gaston Green (14)
1991 = Leonard Russell (14)
1997 = Dunn (12)
2002 = William Green (16)
2003 = McGahee (23)
2004 = Steven Jackson (24)

I didn't realize Jackson went that late in the first round.  I was thinking he was picked somewhere in the middle of the round.  What a steal. 

Yeah, that goes back to the Parcells question. He passed on Steven Jackson and traded down, I think out of the first round and took Jones. Unlike alot of people I haven't been all that impressed with Parcells drafting over the last few years.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 28, 2008, 10:45:31 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 28, 2008, 03:05:03 PMHe's from Atlantic City

Predictably, his parents were heroin addicts who died of AIDS.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 29, 2008, 08:20:02 AM
TO owes Eagles $769,120 (http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/20080129_Source__Owens_owes_Birds__769_120.html)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 29, 2008, 08:32:34 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 29, 2008, 08:20:02 AM
TO owes Eagles $769,120 (http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/20080129_Source__Owens_owes_Birds__769_120.html)

Ha!

QuoteAnd now the receiver owes them nearly $800,000, which will be credited to the Eagles' salary cap in 2008.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on January 29, 2008, 08:36:19 AM
QuoteBefore the Eagles played the Cowboys last month in Dallas, Owens said during a conference call, "In my heart, I'm getting the last laugh." He also said, "I think everybody can assess what has gone on since I've left. I've said all the time, the proof is in the pudding."

The Cowboys lost to the Eagles the next Sunday and were eliminated by the New York Giants in the divisional round of the NFC playoffs. In Owens' two years with Dallas, the Eagles and Cowboys have each won an NFC East title, but neither has advanced beyond the divisional round. The Eagles have won three of the four meetings against Owens and the Cowboys.

This cracked me up, I got the last laugh even though we've lost 3 of 4 to them :-D Plus now he has to pay the additional 700k what a bastich
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 29, 2008, 08:47:46 AM
Haven't they split the last four games?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 29, 2008, 08:52:05 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 29, 2008, 08:47:46 AM
Haven't they split the last four games?

no, Eagles swept last season and won the game in Dallas this season. TO only played 1 good game and of course that was the game I happened to be at.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 29, 2008, 08:54:49 AM
Holy crap.  How could I forget last year's sweep?

Ugh - coffee please.  NOW.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 29, 2008, 09:39:33 AM
You were probably too busy rooting for a draft pick.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 29, 2008, 10:01:33 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on January 29, 2008, 09:39:33 AM
You were probably too busy rooting for a draft pick.

Zinger of the week nominee.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 29, 2008, 10:12:16 AM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on January 29, 2008, 08:36:19 AM
QuoteBefore the Eagles played the Cowboys last month in Dallas, Owens said during a conference call, "In my heart, I'm getting the last laugh." He also said, "I think everybody can assess what has gone on since I've left. I've said all the time, the proof is in the pudding."

The Cowboys lost to the Eagles the next Sunday and were eliminated by the New York Giants in the divisional round of the NFC playoffs. In Owens' two years with Dallas, the Eagles and Cowboys have each won an NFC East title, but neither has advanced beyond the divisional round. The Eagles have won three of the four meetings against Owens and the Cowboys.

This cracked me up, I got the last laugh even though we've lost 3 of 4 to them :-D Plus now he has to pay the additional 700k what a bastich


So he's said all the time "the proof is in the pudding."  Instead of those popcorn icons we need an icon of TO eating pudding. That should be their new rallying cry - "We're cowboys eating pudding!"  or  How 'bout them puddin eatin Cowboys?!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on January 29, 2008, 10:20:48 AM
No.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 29, 2008, 10:21:10 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on January 29, 2008, 09:39:33 AM
You were probably too busy rooting for a draft pick.

Well played.  

Also, el em eh oh @ TO having to pay the Eagles.  ha!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on January 29, 2008, 10:35:37 AM
Quote from: Eagaholic on January 29, 2008, 10:12:16 AM
That should be their new rallying cry - "We're cowboys eating pudding!"

i think this really has a chance to stick.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Beermonkey on January 29, 2008, 10:57:03 AM
I did a Google image search for "Gay Cowboys eating pudding" & came up with this. What does this have to do with the topic? Nothing at all.

(http://www.websophist.com/FReepathon_SignBegggarsMO.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 29, 2008, 11:21:47 AM
I think that might be Jason Whitten and Marion Barber. With their season over a couple of weeks ago they figure they probably wont be drug tested for a while.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on January 29, 2008, 01:17:08 PM
Dumbass Romo singing Journey to Jessica (http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1395583455)

i wish it would've ended the way many thought the Sopranos ended

lol @ the dude feeling Jessica up
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 29, 2008, 02:00:38 PM
Quote from: SunMo on January 29, 2008, 01:17:08 PM
Dumbass Romo singing Journey to Jessica (http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1395583455)

i wish it would've ended the way many thought the Sopranos ended

lol @ the dude feeling Jessica up

Ha.  Awesome.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on January 29, 2008, 05:54:34 PM
Ha, TO plays with the Eagles one year and goes to the Superbowl, two years with the Cowboys and has yet to win a playoff game.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on January 29, 2008, 06:44:43 PM
Quote from: shorebird on January 29, 2008, 05:54:34 PM
Ha, TO plays with the Eagles one year and goes to the Superbowl, two years with the Cowboys and has yet to win a playoff game.

But he is having the last laugh.  Just ask him!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on January 29, 2008, 09:36:04 PM
He's not laughing anything like what I am, especially after watching his fake ass crying and whining over what he thought the press was going to say about Romo. Like anyone actually took his sobbing and blubbering serious.

Farg Owens.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 29, 2008, 11:28:07 PM
I thought his meltdown was real myself. I also think his suicide attempt was real as well, not just accidentally mixing up pills. Basically he's psychotic and he was probably premenstral as well during the Romo thing, which is always a bad combo.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Butchers Bill on January 29, 2008, 11:45:07 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 28, 2008, 02:35:50 PM

1983 = Dickerson (2), Curt Warner (3), Michael Haddix (8 )

Ugh...I try to forget the Marion Campbell days.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on January 30, 2008, 12:36:27 AM
That video with Romo and Jessica Sampson is at this show called Metal School, a hair metal mockery show every week on Sunset strip.
It is quite possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 30, 2008, 07:53:53 AM
(http://www.profootballtalk.com/TOShare.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 30, 2008, 08:58:49 AM
Quote from: methdeez on January 30, 2008, 12:36:27 AM
That video with Romo and Jessica Sampson is at this show called Metal School, a hair metal mockery show every week on Sunset strip.
It is quite possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Wasn't there a video out there somewhere with Romo and Mr Belding too? 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on January 30, 2008, 09:19:08 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 30, 2008, 08:58:49 AM
Wasn't there a video out there somewhere with Romo and Mr Belding too? 

yes.  same place and same band i think.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 30, 2008, 07:23:37 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on January 30, 2008, 07:53:53 AM
(http://www.profootballtalk.com/TOShare.jpg)

lmfao...I love that. And I love how it changes every time he does something. LOL
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Gene on February 05, 2008, 10:27:14 PM
Front Running Kraut bastich! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvQNu7QnQtY&feature=related)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 06, 2008, 05:46:39 AM
Repost.  Go celebrate somewhere else.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MURP on February 07, 2008, 08:47:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLMHMhkdy2Q
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on February 08, 2008, 06:11:04 PM
Barf:
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7776746/T.O.,-Romo-open-up-about-life,-football?CMP=OTC-K9B140813162&ATT=6200 (http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7776746/T.O.,-Romo-open-up-about-life,-football?CMP=OTC-K9B140813162&ATT=6200)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on February 09, 2008, 04:17:11 PM
Didn't see it, but supposedly TO was wearing an Eagles visor today
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on February 09, 2008, 04:44:14 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on February 09, 2008, 04:17:11 PM
Didn't see it, but supposedly TO was wearing an Eagles visor today

YOu gotta be shteinting me. Where did you read this?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on February 09, 2008, 06:22:48 PM
Just saw the clip on Action News.  It was during practice today on NFL Network.  He was on the sidelines and the cameras zoomed in on it to make sure everyone saw it...  :-D

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080209/capt.e88df6d6c379465b80680e9e21ba84c2.pro_bowl_football_hips121.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 09, 2008, 06:38:42 PM
Wow, TO's making sure the cameras are focused on him.  That's so unlike him.

Wake me when Chad Johnson is wearing an Eagles jersey....in the pc announcing a trade. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on February 09, 2008, 08:41:03 PM
When he's AT the NovaCare Complex?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on February 09, 2008, 09:07:25 PM
That picture makes me want femoral artery damage on him immediately.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on February 09, 2008, 09:10:53 PM
Chill, yo.  You're a mom now.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on February 09, 2008, 09:27:00 PM
Die.

Attention.

Whore.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on February 10, 2008, 03:48:40 AM
my buddy who is a photographer was on the field at practice today.  My son and I had lunch with him today and the first thing he said to us "wtf?  TO was wearing an Eagles cap today!"  right up there with Sapp wearing the Jaworski jersey when they arrived in San Diego after beating the birds.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on February 10, 2008, 09:48:19 AM
Quote from: Don Ho on February 10, 2008, 03:48:40 AM
my buddy who is a photographer was on the field at practice today.  My son and I had lunch with him today and the first thing he said to us "wtf?  TO was wearing an Eagles cap today!"  right up there with Sapp wearing the Jaworski jersey when they arrived in San Diego after beating the birds.

Sapp wearing an Eagles jersey doesn't come close to this, Don....seriously.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on February 10, 2008, 11:14:07 AM
(http://enrico.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/to_irvin_jersey.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on February 10, 2008, 11:47:23 AM
Why is that picture a surprise? LOL

He's probably wearing Irvin's underwear too.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on February 10, 2008, 12:15:40 PM
That was taken after the Eagles/Dallas game in Dallas in 2005. After that things went from bad to unfixable....
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: mussa on February 10, 2008, 12:44:51 PM
im pretty sure he just sniffed irvins undies and them put them back in the suit case
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on February 11, 2008, 09:00:50 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on February 10, 2008, 09:48:19 AM
Quote from: Don Ho on February 10, 2008, 03:48:40 AM
my buddy who is a photographer was on the field at practice today.  My son and I had lunch with him today and the first thing he said to us "wtf?  TO was wearing an Eagles cap today!"  right up there with Sapp wearing the Jaworski jersey when they arrived in San Diego after beating the birds.

T.O. wearing an Eagles hat at the Pro-Bowl which 4 people watched doesn't come close to Sapp wearing an Eagles jersey at the Super Bowl after ending the Eagles season, Don... seriously.

Agreed.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on February 11, 2008, 09:04:09 AM
Sapp might have had a zesty relationship with the Eagles fans, but he was never an Eagle who caused the fans and team such a HUGE disruption (was there ever a player in history who did?) like TO did. He caused this team a Super Bowl, there's not a doubt in my mind. Had he shut his farging mouth and played, the Eagles would have won a SB with him.

Then to go to the Cowboys, bash the team a little more, flap his bipolar wings all over the place in Dallas.....and THEN to put on an Eagles hat.

It might not be on the same scale as Sapp and when he wore his jersey, but the pain TO caused this fanbase and team....it strikes a lot harder.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Wingspan on February 11, 2008, 09:15:57 AM
The more time that goes by, the more I actually blame the Eagles for the TO situation.

TO may be a child...the Eagles totally fed into the attention and made the situation much worse than it ever should have gotten. It was their responsibility to smooth the situation over, instead they aired all their laundy in the media and railroaded TO which made matters even worse.

They should have just said "no" to the extension...and then fined..or cut him after the or during the holdout before the 2005 season.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on February 11, 2008, 09:18:17 AM
I guess I missed the part where Andy was doing sit-ups in his driveway.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Wingspan on February 11, 2008, 09:23:39 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on February 11, 2008, 09:18:17 AM
I guess I missed the part where Andy was doing sit-ups in his driveway.

Seeing Reid doing sit ups in the driveway is more rare than witnessing bigfoot.

He was only in his drive way because he was sent home from training camp...for missing an autograph session.

I don't exonerate TO at all...he started the whole thing. But the birds should have been more mature about the whole thing.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 11, 2008, 09:47:35 AM
i totally agree with wing

TO was a cock and deserves the most blame but banner and co defintiely antagonized TO and made it worse

didnt help either that the quarterback wasnt very strong in the leadership department...not blaming donovan because you cant change who youre but when half the team doesnt side with the starting qb and gravitates towards the lunatic wr you are trouble

they should have paid TO the day after the superbowl...once they decided to not do that they should have released him ...they handled it terrribly
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on February 11, 2008, 09:59:45 AM
LOL

T.O. was 100% at fault.  The Eagles had him signed to a contract that he agreed to just one year earlier yet they were supposed to tear it up and give him a new one just because his whore of an agent wanted them to?

And he wasn't sent home because he didn't sign autographs.  There was a pattern of disruption and insubordination he'd engaged in since the Super Bowl that was intolerable to the organization and that incident was the final straw.  It's not like everything was honky dory and then the Eagles snapped their fingers and suspended him without cause.

I'll be happy to kill the Eagles front office for a lot of boneheaded moves but the T.O. situation isn't one of them.

Oh, and the ironic thing is if he had simply acted like a grown-up and kept his farging mouth shut he would have been treated like a God by Eagles fans for the rest of his career.  And he would have ended up making more money too.  The only one who wouldn't have is Rosenhaus because without a new deal for T.O. he wouldn't have gotten a dime.  If there's a true villain in this case, it's him.  T.O. was just a retarded athlete who was swayed by a ruthless agent whose only agendas are getting paid and getting face time on camera.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 11, 2008, 10:07:46 AM
the eagles absolutely didnt have to pay him for what TO did...but it would have been the smarter business move...teams can cut a player whenever they want and not have to pay them but when a player out plays his deal and gives everything to play like TO did and wants more money hes a selfish athlete?...double standard

TO acted like a complete icehole but everyone knew he was an icehole before he came...once the eagles realized that by not paying him shtein was gonna get ugly they should have traded or released him...instead they were stubborn as all hell hurting themselves for no other reason than they wanted to screw TO...it made them feel better im sure but in business you shoudlnt let things get personal

in the end both sides are at fault...TO ruined a perfect situation for himself and the eagles ruined a superbowl contending team by not giving its best player a few more bucks
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 11, 2008, 10:15:11 AM
Quote from: Wingspan on February 11, 2008, 09:15:57 AM
The more time that goes by, the more I actually blame the Eagles for the TO situation.

TO may be a child...the Eagles totally fed into the attention and made the situation much worse than it ever should have gotten. It was their responsibility to smooth the situation over, instead they aired all their laundy in the media and railroaded TO which made matters even worse.

They should have just said "no" to the extension...and then fined..or cut him after the or during the holdout before the 2005 season.

Looking back at the whole thing, it's hard to point fingers because we don't know and will never know the whole story.  Did the Eagles require him to sign some sort of waiver to play in the SB?  Because if it came down to that, and they really did make TO sign something that just tells me that the Eagles knew they couldn't win without him but at the same time, wanted to have a justifiable reason to release or not pay him in 2005 incase he seriously hurt himself and wouldn't be ready for opening day.  Either way, Lurie should have been parking a dump truck full of cash in TO's driveway right after that game.  

Did TO privately go to the FO and request a new deal?  Or did he simply not go to them and take his issue public?

If it was the former and the FO said they were unwilling to negotiate a new contract, then I lay a lot more blame on them for not recognizing the type of player they had and the more than reasonable price they were paying for him.  

If it was the latter, then I don't blame the FO at all for not giving him a new deal.  If I were in that position I wouldn't have given him a new deal either.  

The FO definitely gets all the blame for how they handled things once it got out in the open.  They never really supported Donovan and it seemed like every thing they did enabled TO to draw more attention to himself.  Why they simply didn't tell him not to talk to the media and then immediately began fining him when he did is beyond me.  And even though I'm an overall advocate of "policy" I still think that you have to realize that you've got a ticking time bomb on your hands and that you may want to reevaluate the way you're handling a certain situation because what you're currently doing isn't working.  

Then again, is it any surprise that Reid and Co failed to make the proper adjustments?  Apparently, it's not just a game day issue with him.  

Quote from: ice grillin you on February 11, 2008, 09:47:35 AM
didnt help either that the quarterback wasnt very strong in the leadership department...not blaming donovan because you cant change who youre but when half the team doesnt side with the starting qb and gravitates towards the lunatic wr you are trouble

It's really hard to say with this.  I think some of the players that sided with TO weren't so much doing so because of any loyalty they felt to TO nor where they doing it because they weren't feeling inspired by McNabb, but because some (not all) of the players were siding with TO because they knew the Eagles needed him to win a SB and were placing that above everything else.  I also think that some of the players were siding with TO because they felt that if the FO caves and gives him more money that might equate to more money for them in the future as well.  

That's the one reason why I don't fault the FO for not caving once everything went public and started spiralling out of control.  Once that happened, if they'd have given TO a new contract it would have set a disasterous precedent for any current or future Eagle player.  

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on February 11, 2008, 10:21:29 AM
All of it could of been prevented had Rosenhaus put in massive incentive clauses when and if Owens outperformed his contract? Then there wouldn't of been any mis-handlings. But, he wanted to be a scumbag and have the most leverage possible and force the Eagles to pay him had Owens done so, which then back-fired...for both parties.

Its not a double standard if the both parties are fully aware of whats expected of the player in terms of performance and the contracts stipulations

I blame Owens and the snake for not playing by the rules and I blame the Eagles for not bending their own (because as a fan Im greedy).
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 11, 2008, 10:24:11 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 11, 2008, 10:15:11 AM
It's really hard to say with this.  I think some of the players that sided with TO weren't so much doing so because of any loyalty they felt to TO nor where they doing it because they weren't feeling inspired by McNabb, but because some (not all) of the players were siding with TO because they knew the Eagles needed him to win a SB and were placing that above everything else.  I also think that some of the players were siding with TO because they felt that if the FO caves and gives him more money that might equate to more money for them in the future as well.  

That's the one reason why I don't fault the FO for not caving once everything went public and started spiralling out of control.  Once that happened, if they'd have given TO a new contract it would have set a disasterous precedent for any current or future Eagle player.  


hugh douglas who was on donovans side even says that donovans personality is not such that hes going to endear himself to other players...people respect and like him but hes not a guy that people are going to go to war for...like say they would for a farve

and i agree the eagles should not have caved in and paid TO after shtein started to go really downhill...at that point TO didnt deserve shtein...but what they should have done is just released or traded him...instead they played the game along with him and it backfired
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Dillen on February 11, 2008, 10:25:56 AM
who the hell cares?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 11, 2008, 10:32:58 AM
apparently not you
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Wingspan on February 11, 2008, 10:35:56 AM
Quote from: reese125 on February 11, 2008, 10:21:29 AM
All of it could of been prevented had Rosenhaus put in massive incentive clauses when and if Owens outperformed his contract?

Rosenhaus wasn't TO's agent when he became an Eagle.

It was his old agent, the one who screwed up filing for free agency to begin with. TO had a legitimate beef, he was childish and immature about it, but it was still legit.

Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 11, 2008, 10:15:11 AM

Looking back at the whole thing, it's hard to point fingers because we don't know and will never know the whole story.  Did the Eagles require him to sign some sort of waiver to play in the SB?  

That never happened. It would have violated the collective bargaining agreement That was one of the PFT things that florio just flat out made up.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 11, 2008, 10:46:34 AM
I thought I remembered TO actually saying that the Eagles had him sign a waiver.  No? 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on February 11, 2008, 11:04:21 AM
QuoteRosenhaus wasn't TO's agent when he became an Eagle.

It was his old agent, the one who screwed up filing for free agency to begin with

Holy shtein...good pick up Wing..my bad

QuoteTO had a legitimate beef, he was childish and immature about it, but it was still legit.

Where the Eagles should of bent their "contract negotiations" rule is when TO wasnt being paid like a Top 10 receiver...but the fact TO lashed out at McNabb after the SB, the media, and bitching about the basketball summer league, I think killed it for him. They "might" have made the exception, but who knows. Like Sarge said..it could of opened up unwanted doors

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on February 11, 2008, 11:59:25 AM
....no, no, no.....

farg T.O.!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on February 11, 2008, 01:04:03 PM
Is it 2006 again? Jesus, shut the farg about that douchebag.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 11, 2008, 01:10:01 PM
TeeeOoooh, T.O, T.O, T.O. TeeeeOoooh, TeeeeOooooh!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 12, 2008, 02:07:41 PM
Are we trading for him?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 12, 2008, 02:39:11 PM
I hope so.  If we could just get McNabb a quality #1 receiver we'd be almost unstoppable. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on February 12, 2008, 08:01:35 PM
I think the subject of this thread has all but been forgotten by all of you.

Farg Dallas!!

They are cursed. They have the TO curse. They haven't won a playoff game since that prick signed with them. They still can't beat the Eagles. Farg them. Farg TO, farg Romo, farg Jerry Jones, and farg the Dallas fans.

America's team my ass.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 12, 2008, 08:03:57 PM
But you kind of like the Giants, right?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 12, 2008, 08:11:54 PM
farg Dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on February 12, 2008, 08:42:00 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on February 12, 2008, 08:03:57 PM
But you kind of like the Giants, right?

No.

You don't have to like a team to respect them for what they have accomplished. It's kind of like the way I feel when I read your posts.   >:D

Free your mind from the flaming homerism that consumes it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 12, 2008, 08:56:34 PM
Quote from: shorebird on February 12, 2008, 08:01:35 PM


They are cursed. .




(http://www.anirbanroy.org/Trophies.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on February 12, 2008, 09:02:34 PM
Ugh - worst photo ever.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on February 12, 2008, 09:04:12 PM
^^^
Sadly, that was my first thought, too.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on February 13, 2008, 05:42:21 AM
Ugh!

Actually, I was talking about for the last two years.

Good Gawd man, get that off here, please.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Cerevant on February 13, 2008, 08:43:09 AM
Looks like VIGY will be trading in his Shawn Taylor jersey for an Owens jersey.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on February 13, 2008, 09:31:12 AM
C'mon IGY... too far, dog.  Too far.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on February 15, 2008, 10:59:27 PM
The Cowboys are reportedly interested in free agent LB Zach Thomas.
Dallas has been in talks with Thomas' agent, Drew Rosenhaus, and the sides plan to meet after the Combine. Source: Dallas Morning News
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on February 16, 2008, 11:43:58 AM
(http://www.nba.com/media/allstar2008/TO_400_080215.jpg) (http://www.nba.com/media/allstar2008/TO1_400_080215.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on February 16, 2008, 12:31:40 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on February 16, 2008, 11:43:58 AM
http://www.nba.com/media/allstar2008/TO1_400_080215.jpg[/img]
Wow, he dunked it on a 5'2" asian man.  Color me impressed.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on February 16, 2008, 01:19:08 PM
he was waving that thing around like it was a super bowl trophy :-D Little T done good.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 16, 2008, 03:44:18 PM
If he ever won the SB that basketball trophy would mean more to him, because its all about him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 17, 2008, 10:07:28 AM
TO finally wins his championship. And they don't give those McDonalds trophies out to just anybody.

Now he can one-up Romo.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on February 17, 2008, 10:37:09 AM
I cringed when they showed him on there last night.

Seriously.

He literally makes me cringe.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 17, 2008, 09:08:46 PM
Seek help.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on February 18, 2008, 08:36:34 AM
lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on February 18, 2008, 09:47:43 PM
(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1746/leevtonyalonewg6.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 19, 2008, 10:51:44 AM
ha!  Chris Crocker references will never get old. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on February 23, 2008, 12:26:33 PM
QuoteCowboys | Team agrees to deal with Z. Thomas
Sat, 23 Feb 2008 09:17:21 -0800

Jay Glazer, of FOXSports.com, reports the Dallas Cowboys have agreed to a deal with free-agent LB Zach Thomas (Dolphins). Terms of the deal have yet to be disclosed
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 23, 2008, 12:51:47 PM
Scrambled eggs brain.

I'm shocked he didn't sign in NE.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on February 23, 2008, 01:19:27 PM
He's a Texas boy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on February 28, 2008, 07:51:45 PM
ESPN:

QuoteIRVING, Texas -- Tony Romo won't have to worry about who is blocking his blind side. His faith will remain in Flozell Adams.

The Dallas Cowboys re-signed the four-time Pro Bowl left tackle Thursday afternoon, hours before he would've hit the open market in free agency. Terms were not immediately available, but the team called it a long-term agreement that likely guarantees Adams will finish his career in Dallas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 28, 2008, 09:06:25 PM
Good.  He's not really that solid a player at all.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on February 29, 2008, 01:00:07 AM
6yr/$43 million ($15 million guaranteed) for Adams.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on February 29, 2008, 12:11:09 PM
How frickin old is that guy!
He is or will become a liablilty shortly.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 07, 2008, 12:29:24 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3281503


No, this wouldn't be fitting...not at all.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on March 07, 2008, 12:43:50 PM
He was just here on the radio 2 days ago saying he was gonna play for the Cardinals.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on March 07, 2008, 12:58:06 PM
you ever take a long look at dudes rap sheet? It truly is a sad sight. Im not buying the being young, I made bad decisions BS from him. He's got long-term sentence written all over him
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Zanshin on March 07, 2008, 01:01:47 PM
He'll play for the team that lets him play for them.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on March 07, 2008, 01:09:16 PM
Raiders?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 20, 2008, 07:57:49 PM
QuotePACMAN HEADING TO BIG D?
Posted by Michael David Smith on March 20, 2008, 7:06 p.m.

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says he wants his off-season moves to make people say "wow."

He may be close to a trade that would do just that.

Citing unnamed NFL sources, Adam Schefter of NFL Network is reporting that the Cowboys are attempting to acquire suspended Tennessee Titans cornerback Pacman Jones, and that trade talks between the teams are intensifying to the point that one person close to the talks predicts a deal could be completed in the next week.

As compensation for Pacman, Dallas would send the Titans a mid-round draft pick, Schefter reports.

Jones is certainly talented enough that if he could get on the field, stay on the field and stay out of trouble, he'd be worth a mid-round pick. But can Jones do those things? That's the big question. Jones is suspended and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell will determine his status for 2008 before training camps open. Although a player can be traded while he's suspended, the Cowboys would presumably want to trade for Jones only if they think there's a good chance he'll be permitted to play in 2008.

If the Cowboys add Jones, they'll have two of the three players who were the league's poster boys for bad behavior at this time last year. During the 2007 season they signed former Bear Tank Johnson, and now they appear to be closing in on acquiring Pacman. Perhaps they should contact the Bengals and inquire about the availability of Chris Henry.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 20, 2008, 08:15:02 PM
Jerry Jones is true to character.  And if it happens, he'll get mad press time to say "everyone deserves a second chance," soaking up the attention like a common lizard in the sun.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 20, 2008, 09:39:34 PM
I hope they trade for him and the Commish decides to uphold the suspension. 

On the other hand, Dallas has some damn nice strip clubs so even if Pacman is allowed to play, I'm sure he wouldn't be able to stay out of trouble too long. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 27, 2008, 04:21:01 PM
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0327jsimpson-CR.html
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on March 27, 2008, 05:37:25 PM
Good.  This increases the chances that they are always together, hence increasing the chances they both die in the same, tragic accident.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on April 15, 2008, 01:52:38 PM
Dallas opens the season at Cleveland (FOX national 4:15 game)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 15, 2008, 01:53:58 PM
So, the only two top-shelf receivers that have played for the Eagles over the last decade will share the field in a game played by two teams that are not the Eagles.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Dillen on April 15, 2008, 02:32:46 PM
If for some retarded reason you call Donte Stallworth "top shelf", then yes.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 15, 2008, 03:29:29 PM
When compared to the likes of Thrash, Johnson, Small, Pinkston, Mitchell, etc, etc, then yes, Donte Stallworth is top shelf. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 15, 2008, 05:09:44 PM
I actually think he's very comparable to Kevin Curtis in overall shelf level.  But it didn't fit my goals of that post.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on April 15, 2008, 05:17:21 PM
Donte Stallworth is top shelf like when you go to that zesty hole in wall bar at 1:00 am and you ask for a shot of top shelf whiskey, and they ask you if you want Jim Beam or Jack, and you are like, "Jack is zesty and overpriced, and Jim Beam is zesty and well-priced. Give me the Beam and let's get drunk".

Plus, he's black.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 16, 2008, 10:16:59 AM
I like black people.  Unless they're robbing me. 


When I was in Dallas a few weeks ago, I drove by the new stadium to see the progress being made on it.  They're building it in Arlington, right next to the baseball stadium and directly across the street from Wal Mart.  Typical. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hunt on April 18, 2008, 11:39:45 AM
this was probably posted already, but in case it wasn't.

http://stadium.dallascowboys.com/


if you can get past that dikbag jerra jones' voice, check out the part about the video board dallas' new stadium will have...it's a 60 yard screen that will hang from the roof in the middle of the field.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on April 18, 2008, 05:31:49 PM
Have to admit, nice looking stadium.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on April 18, 2008, 05:39:10 PM
Quote from: shorebird on April 18, 2008, 05:31:49 PM
Have to admit, nice looking stadium.

If you're a gaywad.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 18, 2008, 06:14:27 PM
And I will urinate on that one just like I did to Texas Stadium.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on April 18, 2008, 06:48:35 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 18, 2008, 05:39:10 PM
Quote from: shorebird on April 18, 2008, 05:31:49 PM
Have to admit, nice looking stadium.

If you're a gaywad.

Very original, if your a five year old. Did you get that from the graffiti on the side of the sandbox at the playground?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on April 18, 2008, 07:11:30 PM
speaking of original
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on April 19, 2008, 10:07:37 AM
What a gaywad.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on April 19, 2008, 11:02:12 AM
You don't hear "gaywad" very much anymore.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 19, 2008, 11:35:32 AM
wad isn't as popular as it used to be

gaywad
dickwad
asswad
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on April 19, 2008, 12:36:31 PM
wad the hell is going on around here?!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on April 19, 2008, 03:57:14 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 19, 2008, 11:35:32 AM
wad isn't as popular as it used to be

gaywad
dickwad
asswad


Fargwad.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 21, 2008, 07:35:25 AM
QuoteSources: Dallas Cowboys offer Barber deal for $30 million
Running back wants package for between $40-60 million


11:29 PM CDT on Wednesday, April 16, 2008

By CALVIN WATKINS / The Dallas Morning News
cwatkins@dallasnews.com


Marion Barber made it to the Pro Bowl last season without starting a regular-season game. Now, he's looking for a big payday.


The Cowboys have held preliminary talks with the running back's agent, Drew Rosenhaus, according to multiple sources, and are offering a financial package in the $30 million range.


Barber wants a package between $40 million and $60 million.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 22, 2008, 07:02:09 PM
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/phillygossip/Is_that_TO_smiling_in_the_background_of_a_hardcore_porn_shoot.html
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on April 22, 2008, 07:16:24 PM
^ who cares, it was in a public place.  Who wouldn't smile seeing a girl show her ass like that.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on April 22, 2008, 07:35:51 PM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on April 22, 2008, 07:16:24 PM
^ who cares, it was in a public place.  Who wouldn't smile seeing a girl show her ass like that.

Yeah, but he is staring at the guy. 


If it smells like a rat.....
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 22, 2008, 07:36:58 PM
Homophobes abound.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on April 23, 2008, 06:43:20 PM
Cowboys agree to trade for Pacman (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3364138)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on April 23, 2008, 06:51:42 PM
That isn't real good, unless he screws up again, then it's great.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 23, 2008, 07:17:57 PM
you knew they would do it.  He's a hell of a player, but he's a WVU player
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 23, 2008, 07:48:03 PM
Good for Pacman.  Dallas has lots of great "scrip" clubs for him to go to so he can act "rebellion."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 23, 2008, 08:56:51 PM
him and to are gonna get along just fine
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on April 23, 2008, 09:57:08 PM
wonder how many punts hell bring back at the linc this year
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on April 23, 2008, 10:26:43 PM
Reggie Brown will blow right by him
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 23, 2008, 10:58:02 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 23, 2008, 09:57:08 PM
wonder how many punts hell bring back at the linc this year
Rory is back right?  Im guessing 2
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 24, 2008, 08:11:10 AM
TO in BangBros
(http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x288/axecents/big2.jpg)

Agents made site crop him out (http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/phillygossip/TO_cropped_out_of_porn_sites_photo.html)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on April 24, 2008, 12:17:21 PM
this is getting good, and his lawyer seems like an idiot...

http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/24/t-o-only-a-wide-receiver-for-the-nfl/ (http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/24/t-o-only-a-wide-receiver-for-the-nfl/)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on April 24, 2008, 01:38:47 PM
how is t.o. appearing in a straight porn video going to do any damage to his reputation?  if anything it will help cast doubt on the widely held belief that he's a flaming fag.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 24, 2008, 01:39:23 PM
Quote from: Rome on April 24, 2008, 01:38:47 PM
how is t.o. appearing in a straight porn video going to do any damage to his reputation?  if anything it will help cast doubt on the widely held belief that he's a flaming fag.
he's staring into the guys eyes, not the chicks ass
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Beermonkey on April 24, 2008, 01:53:10 PM
Quote from: Rome on April 24, 2008, 01:38:47 PM
how is t.o. appearing in a straight porn video going to do any damage to his reputation?  if anything it will help cast doubt on the widely held belief that he's a flaming fag.

How would TO appearing in a Monday Night Football skit not by his design, involving a semi-naked white women throwing herself at him cause a national media firestorm?

Oh, he was watching the guy's flesh mallet the whole time too.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on April 24, 2008, 02:04:22 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 24, 2008, 01:39:23 PM

Quote from: Rome on April 24, 2008, 01:38:47 PM
how is t.o. appearing in a straight porn video going to do any damage to his reputation?  if anything it will help cast doubt on the widely held belief that he's a flaming fag.

he's staring into the guys eyes, not the chicks ass

who wasn't?  his eyes were dreamy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on April 25, 2008, 10:38:52 PM
Jerrah traded Akin Ayodele & Anthony Fasano to the Dolphins for a fourth round pick.

:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on April 25, 2008, 10:54:47 PM
So, all the Cowboys got from their 2nd round pick in 2006 was very minor production and a small piece of a trade for a 2008 4th round pick. :D

Unfortunately, all the Eagles got from their 2nd round pick in 2006 was Winston Justice. :boom
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on April 25, 2008, 11:27:51 PM
maybe he's trying to load up to go get CJ :evil
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 26, 2008, 01:40:51 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on April 25, 2008, 10:54:47 PM
So, all the Cowboys got from their 2nd round pick in 2006 was very minor production and a small piece of a trade for a 2008 4th round pick. :D

Unfortunately, all the Eagles got from their 2nd round pick in 2006 was Winston Justice. :boom

Better than what the Eagles got from their 2005 2nd round pick. Or their 1999 2nd round pick.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on April 27, 2008, 10:12:44 AM
I watched the draft with a Cowboys fan. The whole first round he couldn't believe that Mendenhall was falling, and he went absolutely ballistic when the Cowboys selected Jones over him, calling Jerry Jones senile. Then he was looking for a WR (he preferred DeSean Jackson) and was disappointed in the Jenkins pick. He thought the trade with the Seahawks was weak also.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on April 28, 2008, 12:36:02 PM
Jones looks like the man. I wouldn't hate on that pick.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on April 28, 2008, 12:41:43 PM
I like the Bennett pick too
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 28, 2008, 01:14:10 PM
Quote from: methdeez on April 28, 2008, 12:36:02 PM
Jones looks like the man. I wouldn't hate on that pick.

Lorenzo Booker > Felix Jones
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on April 28, 2008, 04:56:01 PM
Picking Mike Jenkins was a solid pick for the Cowboys.  I thought they would take Desean Jackson there.  I hate to say it but I think the Turds did pretty well, though grading drafts is absolutely pointless.  Who wouldn't have given an A to the Eagles back in '06
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on April 28, 2008, 05:28:54 PM
The fact that they didn't go after a WR kinda worries me though, like they're not done dealing yet...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 29, 2008, 08:27:37 AM
link (http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/20080429_Eagles_Notes___Eagles_sue_Owens_over_bonus_money.html)

QuoteEagles sue Owens over bonus money

The Eagles' never-ending saga with wide receiver Terrell Owens now has another chapter.
According to Bloomberg News, the team has sued the wide receiver in an attempt to recover the bonus money Owens never paid after being suspended for the final seven games of the 2005 season.

The NFL players' union filed a grievance on Owens' behalf claiming that the wide receiver should not have had to repay the money, but arbitrator Shyam Das ruled in the Eagles' favor in late January of this year. The Eagles' complaint, filed in U.S. District Court in Philadelphia, said Owens owed the team $769,117.65.

An Eagles source said last night that the team filed the complaint because it has had no response from the Dallas Cowboys receiver on the matter. According to Bloomberg, the Eagles' complaint asked the court to confirm the award and order Owens to pay the sum in addition to legal fees.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on April 29, 2008, 09:31:34 AM
get your checkbook ready.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on May 01, 2008, 09:21:48 AM
http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/01/minxx-shooter-says-pacman-framed-him/

There is far too much going against Pacman to think he's going to be reinstated.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on May 01, 2008, 10:09:37 AM
Quote"I'm not the person who done this"
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"I definitely didn't receive no $15,000. I definitely didn't extort nobody out of no money."
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"He knows they name. He knows they street name.  He needs to tell on them instead of trying to put this on me when he knows I didn't do this and he know I never met him before and he know he don't know me and I don't know him."
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"I don't have no reason to lie."

First comment:

Quotehe must of took emmitts english class and passed with flying colors

:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Cerevant on May 01, 2008, 10:41:53 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on May 01, 2008, 10:09:37 AM
First comment:

Quotehe must of took emmitts english class and passed with flying colors

:-D
::)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 01, 2008, 10:48:42 AM
http://deadspin.com/385121/tony-romo-gambles-like-hes-still-in-charleston-ill

QuoteTony Romo Gambles Like He's Still In Charleston, Ill.Want to know the perils of being a "superstar" Dallas Cowboys quarterback who tends to have some trouble getting his team out of the first round of playoffs? If you start dating a featherbrained "pop star," you might end up in Robin Leach's blog — Robin Leach's blog! — with stories about losing $2.5 million in Vegas.

Yes, according to Robin Leach — who's yelling and he DOESN'T KNOW WHY — Tony Romo dropped a considerable bundle in Vegas and upset poor little Jessica Simpson. An excerpt:

It began when Jessica, Tony and the players all hit the Peacock Lounge for high limit blackjack. Jessica was said to have won $5,000 and then they retired to their penthouse while the others went onto the Body English nightclub. The couple even spent some time tanning in the sunshine rays at the new $8 million makeover pool at the Hard Rock while watching the NFL draft on their private cabana HD TV screens. At some point, however, allegedly Tony, who was rumored to be paid a $15,000 appearance fee at Body English took the money and went gambling. My spywitnesses tell me that by the time he was finished he'd lost a fortune and I swear to you I was told that the figure could have run as high as a whopping $2.5 million. Whatever the staggering loss totaled it immediately put a damper on their fun weekend. I'm reliably told Hard Rock officials offered to pay Jessica a bonus $25,000 if she'd co-host at Body English the second night with Tony.

Allegedly a livid Jessica refused because she's paid far more for personal appearances and the fun weekend had suddenly turned into a commercial gig. Also she was said to be "angry beyond words" over his gambling and the large loss. Insiders told me that one thing led to another and they wound up in a "furious fight."
It's worth noting that Romo just signed a new deal last year, and hey, good thing! Otherwise, Simpson's gonna have to start charging even more for personal appearances.

DID JESSICA & TONY'S LOVE MATCH TURN SOUR AT REHAB RE-OPENING OVER $2.5
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 01, 2008, 10:54:13 AM
Quote from: Cerevant on May 01, 2008, 10:41:53 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on May 01, 2008, 10:09:37 AM
First comment:

Quotehe must of took emmitts english class and passed with flying colors

:-D
::)


lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on May 01, 2008, 08:01:49 PM
QuoteIRVING, TX—Upon hearing that team owner Jerry Jones had traded draft picks to the Tennessee Titans for troubled cornerback Adam "Pac-Man" Jones, Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens held a press conference to discuss his personal misgivings over acquiring a troubled player whose me-first personality and history of off-the-field issues could potentially damage the team.

"I think my character speaks for itself," Owens told reporters after arriving late to the press conference in his custom Hummer, which he parked on the sidewalk directly in front of the Texas Stadium press entrance. "You all know what I think of players who are locker-room distractions, who can't play with the team, who always have to be in the spotlight. I'm warning you—this 'Pac-Man' guy has the reputation of being one of those self-centered types no one can stand."

"You heard it here first," Owens added, taking time to glare at each camera present for at least 10 seconds. "From me, TO. No need to ask any else. That's it. That's all. That's the final word, everything the best wide receiver in the NFL has to say. Period."

rest of TO's story here (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/terrell_owens_not_sure_about_this)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 01, 2008, 08:15:36 PM
that reads exactly like an onion story
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 21, 2008, 05:47:42 AM
Newman and Barber get caked off (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3405348)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 21, 2008, 07:55:05 AM
those losers get paid and westbrook doesnt
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on May 25, 2008, 10:26:33 AM
Bwest is better than both of 'em put together.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 25, 2008, 10:34:39 AM
QuoteUsing the salary-cap loopholes created by Tuesday's decision to have a possible uncapped year in 2010, the Dallas Cowboys locked up two of their key young players -- cornerback Terence Newman and halfback Marion Barber.

So I'm guessing this means that when a new deal is reached and 2010 is assigned a cap, Barber and Newman will be restructuring thier contracts? 

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on June 02, 2008, 01:22:32 PM
http://kevinburnettblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/05/what-about-his-coverage.html (http://kevinburnettblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/05/what-about-his-coverage.html)
Kevin Burnett defending the un-defensible Roy Williams with a semi-hilarious writing style.

Quote
What about his coverage?
Before we jump into things lets first take a look at what the perceived problem is. Roy and his covering ability seem to have the Cowboy nation going crazy. First and foremost for everyone saying Roy gets beat in coverage a lot that's not true. Roy is asked to do very little from a man to man stand point which means the times you think Roy gets beat is a combination of things. One of which being the type of coverage, and another being the weakness of the defense. I'm not saying he does not get beat because every defensive player in the NFL has given up more than one big play in their (wink wink) life time.

Let's take a look at the holes in the zone. Another translation for this would be the weakness in the defense or the dead area. This is where you as a player and the coaching staff knows when we are in this coverage we can be beat here at this spot. This is also used as dictation to the offense letting them know they only have one place to throw or run the ball, but it's up to you to find it. Finally you have the place where you say hey if they throw the ball here we can't do anything about it but tackle the guy (usually a blitz, which we do a lot of). Every defensive play in any playbook has a weakness.

With that being said we also have to know this is also a team game. So no one person can be held totally responsible every time something goes wrong. I say this because as soon as teams complete a pass Roy is blamed and he is not even in the picture (don't say because he got beat either guys). Take into account the pass rush and the play call from both sides of the ball. The last time I checked every player in the NFL is called a PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER. Meaning anyone on the field has a chance of making a professional or game changing play. I'm going through all this gymnastics to say that the guys in different uniforms get paid to make plays as well. Know this teams chart everything for instance, we chart every time an offense runs a particular play, the down and distance in which they ran the play, the number of times they have ran this play in the last four games, along with the formation and maybe the signal (Patriots). Teams study tape and they are going to know how to attack you as a defense and as a player. They will also know your weakness, but more important they are going to run plays that you have never seen before. This is done for no other reason but to confuse you and teams will do this all game long until they score. The New York Football Giant are the best example of this concept. They have 5 run plays and 5 pass plays. That's not a lot right until you throw in a shift or a motion, change the formation a couple of times. After they do this a few times you come off the like what just happened (after they score a touchdown)?

What are you saying Kevin? Roy is simply the fall guy when all else fails blame Roy. I have never been a believer that one man causes a team to lose. What may seem like Roy getting beat may be someone making a good play or a good call for the defense we're in. Let's develop this a little bit more. In cover two there are two areas are teams teams try to attack. The turkey hole shot which is between the corner and the safety, two being vertical routes down the middle of the hash marks and or the insides of the numbers. Hopefully some of you follow me. This puts an enormous amount of stress on your safeties but more on you underneath coverage. Why? If you don't get the receivers off the vertical land marks with a re-route/ jam your safeties are in the deep end of the pool. Know this if somebody underneath misses a re-route or jam it's either a touchdown or big gain. NO COVERAGE IS BULLET PROOF. So yeah it's a lot of pressure on Roy in some situations but he doesn't always wear the sombrero. If you don't believe me check the stat sheet J.J. Taylor has them (I know because he gave them to me one day).

Any last minute questions for tomorrow?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on June 02, 2008, 06:23:05 PM
Pacman gets partial reinstatement (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3423005)

QuoteAdam "Pacman" Jones and the Dallas Cowboys got what they were hoping for Monday -- a partial reinstatement of the suspended cornerback.

Commissioner Roger Goodell informed Jones on Monday he may participate in organized team activities, and the bonus includes training camp and pre-season games. While that decision finally gives Jones the chance to earn his way back into the league, Goodell didn't guarantee he would be reinstated.

"This limited reinstatement is a step in the process," Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said. "Adam is aware of the things that needs to be done in order to take the next step."

A final determination will be made by September 1. Jones will have to be on perfect behavior in order to be eligible for the 2008 season.

"Commisioner Goodell told Jones that his continued participation in the NFL depends on demonstrating that he can conduct himself in a lawful and reliable manner," the NFL said in a release Monday. "Jones will be expected to continue the personal conduct program established by the NFL and the Cowboys and to avoid further adverse involvement with law enforcement."

Jones was the main player involved in the league's player conduct policy, which was created for players who have had repeated confrontations with the law. Jones missed all of last season under the player conduct policy and could miss all or part of the 2008 season if he has another incident.

Less than two weeks ago, Jones met with Goodell to discuss his status with the league. By giving him the chance to work at the Cowboys facility, Goodell apparently accepted Jones' explanations for allegedly giving money to a suspect in a shooting incident in Las Vegas. Goodell also must have accepted Jones' explanation for a $20,000 marker at a casino that was just recently paid.

Since being traded to the Cowboys, Jones has tried to surround himself with a better support group. He's befriended former Cowboys Michael Irvin and Deion Sanders. Now that he's allowed to be at the Cowboys facility, Jones will be able to work with Calvin Hill, a consultant who works with player development. Jones also has become friends with several of his new teammates, including Tank Johnson, who the Cowboys helped return from a similar suspension last season.

"The important thing is getting him here and getting him acclimated," Johnson said. "I have told him you are a good kid, we know you and we're looking forward to having you on the team and we're excited about you proving everybody wrong."

The Cowboys could use another good cornerback, but they're not hanging their hopes on Jones, having spent a first-round pick on Michael Jenkins. Jenkins and fellow first-rounder Felix Jones also can handle kick returns if Pacman isn't around -- or even if he is.

Basically, the team isn't getting its hopes up, considering Pacman's availability a bonus.

"If [Pacman] can come out and help us here, great," said linebacker Bradie James, the defensive captain last season. "But if he doesn't, we've got enough guys to make it happen."

Jerry Jones has even talked about using Pacman as an extra wide receiver. That's fine by Terrell Owens, who expects Pacman to be committed to staying out of trouble.

"I think now with a year out of football, he has to really put his life and career in perspective," Owens said. "I haven't seen him play offense. Obviously he has some return skills. Any time you can get a guy like to get their hands on the ball, it's going to help your offense."

Terence Newman, the team's top cornerback, is looking forward to the help, too.

"We're all waiting for him to get here. The sooner the better," Newman said. "It will definitely be a little shock when he gets back because the speed of the game is what you're not used to. You can play basketball, can do a lot of things, but you can never simulate going against a receiver, pressing a guy and having a guy run full speed at you."

Secondary coach Dave Campo expects Jones to adapt quickly. Campo figures the biggest obstacle will be learning Dallas' terminology. Jones wasn't allowed to have a playbook while banned from the facility.

"Pretty much, coverage is coverage," Campo said. "I've looked at some tape of him and I've put a couple tapes together for him when he comes in to show him some stuff. But I saw him up close and personal in Jacksonville. He beat us single-handedly in a game ... so I know him pretty well."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on June 02, 2008, 08:08:12 PM
Jeff Fisher did an interview a while back talking about Pacman Jones in Tennessee. He mentioned that they watched every piece of game tape on Pacman in his years there and all the man coverage they played on opposing teams.

Guess how many caught passes Pacman gave up in 30 games? 7

Thats pretty much Deion Sanders ridiculous... and Dallas just covered up all the would-be Roy Williams mistakes (16 TD's in 3 yrs) this year by getting that idiot
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on June 02, 2008, 08:20:14 PM
and the Boys extend TO till 2011 per ESPN.

Getcha...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on June 02, 2008, 11:38:21 PM
Quote from: reese125 on June 02, 2008, 08:08:12 PM
Jeff Fisher did an interview a while back talking about Pacman Jones in Tennessee. He mentioned that they watched every piece of game tape on Pacman in his years there and all the man coverage they played on opposing teams.

Guess how many caught passes Pacman gave up in 30 games? 7

Thats pretty much Deion Sanders ridiculous... and Dallas just covered up all the would-be Roy Williams mistakes (16 TD's in 3 yrs) this year by getting that idiot

Damn, I hate the Cowboys.

Quote from: reese125 on June 02, 2008, 08:20:14 PM
and the Boys extend TO till 2011 per ESPN.

Getcha...


Double-damn....
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on June 03, 2008, 08:33:30 AM
if pacman was still on tenn theres no chance he would have been reinstated
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on June 03, 2008, 09:10:19 AM
The talent gap between the Cowboys and the rest of the division is massive. The fact that they have been unable to win any playoff games over the past two years is rather hilarious.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on June 03, 2008, 09:25:55 AM
all they need is romo to step up and they should win the superbowl
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on June 03, 2008, 10:02:04 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 03, 2008, 09:25:55 AM
all they need is romo to step up and they should win the superbowl

Sad, but very true.

Quote from: ice grillin you on June 03, 2008, 08:33:30 AM
if pacman was still on tenn theres no chance he would have been reinstated

Money talks, no doubt.  Jerrah is one of the most powerful men in the NFL.  What Jerrah wants, Jerrah gets.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 03, 2008, 10:10:57 AM
Roy Williams compares himself to Jeebus (http://comparhttp://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2008/06/02/roy-williams-compares-himself-to-jesus-the-difference-jc-was-a/)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 03, 2008, 07:30:42 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 03, 2008, 09:25:55 AM
all they need is romo to step up and they should win the superbowl

Even with all the talent they have right now, I still don't think they win a SB as long as Wade Phillips is their head coach. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on June 04, 2008, 09:08:53 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on June 03, 2008, 07:30:42 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 03, 2008, 09:25:55 AM
all they need is romo to step up and they should win the superbowl

Even with all the talent they have right now, I still don't think they win a SB as long as Wade Phillips is their head coach. 

Romo might have stepped it up in the playoffs last year if not for the pass rush of the Giants.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on June 09, 2008, 01:40:53 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/09/t-o-hissy-fit-on-three-ready-break/
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on June 09, 2008, 03:26:10 PM
Sources: Owens placed in 'reasonable cause' testing program (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3433973)

QuoteOn the same day the Dallas Cowboys announced that wide receiver Terrell Owens had agreed to a contract extension with $13 million in guaranteed money, Owens was in New York meeting with NFL officials after being placed in the league's "reasonable cause" testing program for performance-enhancing drugs, league, team and player sources told ESPN.


Owens was placed in the program because he missed day-of telephone calls to set up random tests, the sources said. A player that misses a test can be subject to disciplinary action, but because Owens had a "plausible" explanation, league administrators decided he would not be suspended or fined. Instead, Owens now is subject to random testing for performance enhancers up to a maximum of 24 annual screenings, and these additional screenings can be required, if the NFL chooses to do so, for the remainder of his NFL career.


An NFL spokesman said the league would have no comment because of the confidentiality restrictions of the program. Cowboys officials had no immediate comment. Owens' agent, Drew Rosenhaus, was unavailable for comment, but his partner and brother, Jason Rosenhaus, said, "We're not allowed to comment on anything pertaining to that topic."

After receiving a letter from the NFL informing him of the action, Owens met with NFL officials last Tuesday morning because he was in the New York area. Owens has since passed a test for performance enhancers, the sources said, adding that he has never had a positive test for any illegal substance.

Owens was warned that he risks a suspension if administrators experience a similar road block as when they attempted to reach him two weeks ago. On one occasion, the primary phone number Owens provided was that of Drew Rosenhaus. Subsequently, the sources said, the alternate phone number Owens provided went unanswered, except for an automated message that communicated, "The voice mailbox for this user is full." Owens told the league that his phone had not shown any record of its missed calls.

The testing program requires players to make themselves accessible and communicate their specific location when they are contacted for a test.

It was late on June 3 when Owens and the Cowboys held a news conference at the Cowboys' headquarters at Valley Ranch to announce the receiver's new three-year, $27 million contract extension with $13 million of new guaranteed money.

Get yo piss cup ready
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on June 14, 2008, 06:08:15 PM
The new Cowboy stadium is cursed:

Crane collapse injures three (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3440307)
Electrician dies in separate accident (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3443612)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on June 19, 2008, 09:25:58 PM
Dallas cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones doesn't want to be known as Pacman anymore.

Adam Schefter of NFL Network reported Wednesday that Jones will publicly request later this week that he just be known as Adam Jones.

Presumably, it's a symbolic gesture on his part to distance himself from his past, as the word "Pacman" has become synonymous with his off-field troubles. Over the last year, high-profile NFL people like Commissioner Roger Goodell, Titans coach Jeff Fisher and Cowboys owner Jerry Jones have taken to referring to him as Adam, not Pacman.

It will be hard for people to get used to losing the moniker. In fact, his NFL.com player page just calls him Pacman, not Adam. Jones acquired his nickname as a child because of his appetite
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on June 20, 2008, 01:08:45 AM
Jun 19, 11:06 PM (ET)

NEW YORK (AP) - A Bronx woman was involved in a Las Vegas brawl that police say NFL star Adam "Pacman" Jones' incited has been found dead.
Police say 26-year-old Sadia Morrison was found dead last week behind a Bronx building. Officers found her unresponsive with injuries consistent with a fall.

The medical examiner will determine her cause of death.

Morrison pleaded no contest to a felony battery charge last year in Las Vegas.

She was involved in a strip club melee that Las Vegas police say was incited by Jones, who pleaded no contest to a disorderly conduct charge.

Jones, traded from Tennessee to Dallas this year, missed all of the 2007 season while serving an NFL suspension that hasn't yet been completely lifted.



How bout dem Cowboys!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on June 20, 2008, 09:54:39 AM
he doesn't want you to call him Pacman!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on June 20, 2008, 12:53:22 PM
SD... don't look. (http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k138/rwbigtex/romo.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on June 20, 2008, 12:57:58 PM
Whoever made that should have their balls chopped off.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on June 20, 2008, 01:26:46 PM
That girl got murdered.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on June 20, 2008, 01:33:21 PM
It happens. Jones ate one of those big pills in the corner, she got scared, turned blue, and fell off a building trying to run away.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on June 22, 2008, 01:16:44 PM
I gotta say, I am thoroughly confused by that reply.
Is that a Matrix reference or...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on June 22, 2008, 01:18:50 PM
um...it's Pacman
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on June 22, 2008, 09:00:51 PM
No, he's right. It was a Matrix reference.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on June 23, 2008, 02:40:00 PM
Quote from: SunMo on June 22, 2008, 01:18:50 PM
um...it's Pacman

That went about 100 feet over my head.


Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on July 15, 2008, 03:29:37 PM
Ken Hamlin gets a new deal.....6/$39M/$15M guar
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 15, 2008, 03:31:31 PM
Dallas is caking off a lot of guys this year.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 15, 2008, 04:24:24 PM
the amount of money they will have in their new digs is going to be mind boggling


and holy crap is that a lot of money for ken hamlin...but what it does do is tell the rest of the league to come to dallas and youre gonna get paid whether youre felonious (pacman) mentally unstable (TO) or arent very good (hamlin)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 21, 2008, 06:59:49 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Terrell-Owens-is-a-sweet-sweet-man?urn=nfl,94984
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 22, 2008, 04:51:24 PM
Vomit inducing

http://www.star-telegram.com/332/story/774290.html
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on July 22, 2008, 05:39:15 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on July 22, 2008, 04:51:24 PM
Vomit inducing

http://www.star-telegram.com/332/story/774290.html


Rumor has it that Jones already put NFC Championship tickets in the players lockers.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on July 22, 2008, 05:44:57 PM
Apparently Romo is the reason Parcells retired.

QuoteIn an interview scheduled to air on Tuesday night, Bill Parcells says that Tony Romo's fumbled snap that cost the Cowboys the wild card victory two seasons ago is the reason he stopped coaching.
Is there anything Romo can't be blamed for? "All you got to do is kick a field goal, the most elementary of plays, and then you just don't do it. And so I don't want to go through that process again. Too much blood," Parcells said.

link (http://blogs.sun-sentinel.com/sports_football_dolphins/2008/07/parcells-quit-c.html)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on July 22, 2008, 07:31:04 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on July 22, 2008, 04:51:24 PM
Vomit inducing

http://www.star-telegram.com/332/story/774290.html

Quote"I think we've established ourselves, at least on paper, as a contender. It's nice to be there rather than the other situation.

"We all know how hard it is to get to the Super Bowl, but those have to be the goals for this team."

Yes, on paper, nevermind doing in the playoffs.

The Goal for them should be to win a playoff game, then think about the Superbowl.

I'm glad, really. Thats the attitude I want them to have, and I want them to believe everything the media says about them. Christ, to hear the media, you would think that the Giants, or any other team in the NFC has absolutely no chance in hell to beat them.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on July 22, 2008, 09:15:56 PM
Quote from: paco on July 22, 2008, 05:39:15 PM
Rumor has it that Jones already put NFC Championship tickets in the players lockers.

Those aren't tickets.  They're a bail bondsman's business cards.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on July 22, 2008, 11:05:22 PM
Quote from: shorebird on July 22, 2008, 07:31:04 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on July 22, 2008, 04:51:24 PM
Vomit inducing

http://www.star-telegram.com/332/story/774290.html

Quote"I think we've established ourselves, at least on paper, as a contender. It's nice to be there rather than the other situation.

"We all know how hard it is to get to the Super Bowl, but those have to be the goals for this team."

Yes, on paper, nevermind doing in the playoffs.

The Goal for them should be to win a playoff game, then think about the Superbowl.

I'm glad, really. Thats the attitude I want them to have, and I want them to believe everything the media says about them. Christ, to hear the media, you would think that the Giants, or any other team in the NFC has absolutely no chance in hell to beat them.

I hear ya...but you cant blame them. They made some serious upgrades that could very easily drop the Giants and the rest of the division. A 13-3 team that got better on both sides of the ball is kind of scary

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 23, 2008, 05:27:57 PM
wake me when they win a playoff game before talking shtein about a ring.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on July 25, 2008, 08:45:52 PM
The Cowboys waived Terry Glenn. I guess Crayton is their official #2 WR right now.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on July 26, 2008, 12:06:15 AM
SIGN TERRY GLENN!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 21, 2008, 11:33:29 AM

Owens questions Dallas Cowboys' strategy in playoff loss to Giants (http://www.star-telegram.com/332/story/845794.html)

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on August 21, 2008, 05:13:16 PM
Let me guess before I even click the link. He blames the coaches for not going to him enough and should have had some plays called for him in the second half? So much for TO having matured.

Farg that ignorant loud mouthed self centered motherfarger. I hope to hell the Cowboys never win a playoff game as long as that flag is playing for them. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on August 21, 2008, 05:15:32 PM
QuoteOwens said the Cowboys didn't treat him as if he were 100 percent in the playoff game because they did not give him a chance to make plays down the field.

"I feel I made the most of the opportunities," Owens said. "It was just like when I played in the Super Bowl with the [Philadelphia] Eagles, I told the coach if I am on the football field to treat me as if I am 100 percent. I don't think they [were] considering what I did in the game. ... I felt like I could have done more

I friggen' knew it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 28, 2008, 01:46:47 PM
Pacman Jones given full reinstatement
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Wingspan on August 28, 2008, 01:50:42 PM
There's a shock.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on August 28, 2008, 01:57:34 PM
it would be so great if he went out celebrating tonight.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Syracuse on August 28, 2008, 02:00:59 PM
Uh-oh, the Dallas strip clubs will be all (gun)fired up tonight!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 28, 2008, 03:33:31 PM
QuoteTROUBLE PREDICTED FOR PACMAN
Posted by Mike Florio on August 28, 2008, 3:06 p.m.

Though Cowboys cornerback Pacman Jones has stayed out of trouble long enough to secure full reinstatement to the NFL, one league source with knowledge of the situation in Dallas has expressed to us an opinion that Pacman is on the path to more problems.

"My money is Pacman gets in trouble by Week Six," the source opined, explaining that Pacman has been going out to clubs and "acting like a fool" during the past few weeks.

The challenge for the Cowboys will be to protect Pacman from himself for as long as Pacman is on the team.  To date, the Cowboys have been generally successful in this regard; they're still the only team in the NFL that hasn't had an incident involving the long arm of the law since we started tracking arrests on a daily basis.

Then again, maybe they're due.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 28, 2008, 03:41:19 PM
Jerrah basically owns the Dallas PD, I'm sure.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on August 28, 2008, 04:22:11 PM
Didn't mike irvin threaten a witnesses's life and get away with it, in Dallas?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Syracuse on August 28, 2008, 04:26:06 PM
So many reasons to hate this team..... I can't say this enough..... farg those mother farging fargers. Death to them all.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on August 29, 2008, 08:43:24 AM
Sam Hurd got hurt last night with a high ankle sprain. Out for multiple weeks

Dallas has now lost their 3rd and 4th receivers to injuries.....what a shame
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 29, 2008, 08:51:03 AM
they'll have Boldin by wednesday
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 29, 2008, 08:54:44 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 29, 2008, 08:51:03 AM
they'll have Boldin by wednesday

Exactly.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 03, 2008, 12:57:24 AM
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08312008/postopinion/postopbooks/boys_will_be_boys_126843.htm

QuoteAlmost 35 years after Peter Gent's seminal "North Dallas Forty" showed us what untamed beasts football players could be, Jeff Pearlman delivers "Boys Will Be Boys," which, not coincidentally, is also about the freewheeling, demented, and fiercely determined Dallas Cowboys, once and always dubbed "America's Team."

Except Pearlman's Cowboys are those of the 1990s, the ones who followed the firing of legendary coach Tom Landry, and who make the men of "Forty" look like altar boys.

The dean of Dallas decadence was wide receiver Michael Irvin, known as The Playmaker. "Did he love snorting coke? Yes. Did he love lesbian sex shows? Yes. Did he love sleeping with two, three, four, five (yes, five) women at the same time in precisely choreographed orgies? Yes. Did he love strip clubs and hookers and house calls from exotic dancers with names like Bambi and Cherry and Saucy? Yes, yes, yes."

But because Texas is football, Irvin's antics, including an arrest for cocaine possession and stabbing a teammate who Irvin believed dissed him by cutting in line to get a haircut, were waved away with a smile. And when Irvin helped turn the hapless Cowboys around, from 1-15 losers in 1989 to multiple Super Bowl champs by the mid-'90s, well, hookers were practically handed out with the after-game painkillers.

Pearlman, a former senior writer for Sports Illustrated and a contributor to ESPN.com's Page Two, also wrote "The Bad Guys Won!" about the 1986 Mets and "Love Me, Hate Me," about Barry Bonds. So he has some experience with talented villains you love to hate.

Nowhere is this clearer than in the story of Charles Haley, who came to the Cowboys when they most needed "a disruptive, no-holds-barred defensive lineman - the type of player who put fear in the hearts of rival quarterbacks."

Haley "quickly earned high praise as one of the league's dominant quarterback killers. And as one of its most imbalanced."

A lot of it had to do with Haley's exceptionally large penis, which he liked to expose to players, trainers, management and reporters. Sometimes he would take it out and stroke it inches from another player's face; the players tried to laugh it off but Haley was relentless. He would masturbate during meetings, all the while trash-talking other player's wives. Once Haley wrapped an Ace bandage around it and strolled through the locker room, screaming, "I'm the last naked warrior!"

How, you might be asking yourself, did the team's coach, Jimmy Johnson, or it's owner, Jerry Jones, allow this to go on? Simple - Haley, who had helped the San Francisco 49ers win two Super Bowls in six seasons before coming to Dallas, "knew the game better than any of us," said former teammate Antonio Goss. "He could pick up little patterns and cues that nobody else would see. Charles might have been odd, but he was intelligent and incisive."

The drama between coach and owner was equally fascinating. Jones and Johnson had come to the Cowboys together, but despite appearances, had little love for each other. In fact, the coach learned he was being fired from a local Dallas reporter. "It's not always pleasant," Jones told a reporter. "But leadership means making tough decisions."

The Cowboys kept taking chances on players that other clubs were thrilled to cut from their rosters. And what did they get for their troubles? Hoodlums, nutcases and out-and-out psychopaths, who somehow managed to pull it all together on Sunday afternoons, piling up more and more winning games and seasons. So what's a little coke and hookers?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 03, 2008, 11:43:07 PM
(http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/NFL_25JONESadam-thumb-250x595.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on September 04, 2008, 06:32:28 AM
Patchwork Johnny.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on September 04, 2008, 12:30:27 PM
My people... my people.  WTF.  :boom
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on September 04, 2008, 12:57:51 PM
Maybe he's going to a prom?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on September 04, 2008, 03:58:08 PM
Someone should buy his taylor some glasses. Is that a hood on a sports jacket? Wasn't The Neon Hot Dog no. 21 when he played for Dallass?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on September 04, 2008, 04:16:41 PM
Quote from: shorebird on September 04, 2008, 03:58:08 PM
Is that a hood on a sports jacket?

I assumed it was a small cape.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 07, 2008, 02:38:10 AM
QuoteDo any of you get really emotional over the Cowboys?

I do. I find myself watching HK, preseason games, regular season games, highlights, etc and I end up getting teary eyed. I was born and raised in the Dallas area, lived there my whole life, I feel like I have some sort of connection to the team. Last year I cried when we lost to the stupid Giants. I cried when I saw TO crying defending Romo.

Anyone else?

On a Cowboys MB...  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on September 07, 2008, 09:26:26 AM
Outside The Lines is focusing on the Cowboys today.  Shocker, I know.

Also - I said in another thread that the taterskins and their idiotic fans have closed the gap in terms of hatred.  After watching this shtein the Cowboys have soared right back to the top (or is it bottom?) of the hate list.

Absolutely disgusting.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 07, 2008, 06:49:19 PM
Marion Barber taken in for x-rays on his ribs.

Homo has a boo-boo on his chin.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 07, 2008, 09:28:31 PM
Barber update (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3574768)

QuoteA high-ranking Cowboys source told ESPN's Ed Werder that Barber damaged cartilage in his rib cage but X-rays indicated there were no fractures. While the team is uncertain of Barber's availability for next Monday night's home game against the Philadelphia Eagles, the source said the Cowboys medical staff believes that Barber could be treated with painkilling injections and the injury protected with additional padding that would improve his chances of playing.

Ball security would be a concern if Barber wore additional equipment since that is the area where the ball is held against the player's body. The Cowboys' backup running backs are both rookies: Felix Jones and Tashard Choice.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on September 07, 2008, 09:32:12 PM
The Cowboys didn't miss a beat with Felix Jones in
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on September 07, 2008, 09:35:39 PM
yeah, he looked really good
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 07, 2008, 09:35:45 PM
Agreed. The relative performance of the Eagles and Cowboys lines will determine how well the Cowboys run, not what personnel Dallas happens to have available to play. In recent years we've seen the Eagles shut down LT, and we've also seen the Eagles get torn new iceholes by third-string RB trash.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 07, 2008, 09:56:36 PM
JAMES MUNGRO
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 09, 2008, 11:35:21 AM
Adam "Pacman" Jones is bracing for a "big challenge" from the Eagles' passing game. But he doesn't put too much stock in the stats Philly put up yesterday, when three Eagles receivers had over 100 yards.

"They played the Rams, dude," Pacman said.

You reckon that quote might appear on some St. Louis bulletin boards the week of Oct. 19?

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on September 09, 2008, 11:38:40 AM
So the Rams will be pissed when they play the Cowboys and lose by 42 instead of 45. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 09, 2008, 11:41:17 AM
you wouldnt like marc bulger when hes angry
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on September 09, 2008, 11:43:38 AM
He'll be slightly harder to sack?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on September 28, 2008, 08:01:28 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Wonder what all the talking heads that were slobberin' the Cowjerks knob will have to say now??
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on September 28, 2008, 08:03:16 PM
FARG DALLAS
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on September 28, 2008, 08:05:01 PM
TO CAN EAT POPCORN OFF THE HEAD OF MY DONG!!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 28, 2008, 10:06:22 PM
And exactly how would you get popcorn on the end of your pecker?

Wait, I don't want to know. Nor do I want to know why you would let him do it.  :-D


Speaking of TO....he's crying about not getting the ball enough.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 28, 2008, 10:28:45 PM
HAHA Romo
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2008, 08:17:08 PM
After having 20 plays called for him, catching 7 and running twice (out of 58 plays total) TO cried he didn't get the ball enough.

They tried to stroke him off after he bitched last week in GB by saying how much he hustles and shtein...the volcano is bubbling. And he can't point to a contract issue this time as to why he's being a nuisance.

And Jason Garrett, who has MBIII and Felix Jones at his disposal, chose to give them 10 carries and 0 carries respectively yesterday.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: 4and26 on September 30, 2008, 04:36:52 PM
You get what you pay for ......

Sources: T.O. complained to Romo

Terrell Owens' frustration with the Dallas Cowboys offense carried over from the field to the locker room Sunday. Owens, despite having 18 passes thrown his way in the loss to Washington, had what was deemed a serious conversation about the offense with quarterback Tony Romo after the game, according to multiple sources. The types of routes and throws are what concerns Owens, the sources said. The receiver, who the sources said was venting to Romo about his frustrations, has not liked how some of the throws were coming from the quarterback as far back as the season opener.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 30, 2008, 05:56:27 PM
That's all well and good, but I can't enjoy the Cowboys going down in flames if it mostly benefits the Giants and skins.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on September 30, 2008, 06:06:42 PM
The Skins will cut their own throats at some point during the season. The Giants were going to win the division anyway, so nothing really helps them there.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 30, 2008, 08:54:55 PM
i wouldnt count on it...the skins only major question mark going into the season was how would campbell progress...so far so great...i suppose he could all of a sudden take steps back but if not they will be in it all year and could easily win the division
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 04, 2008, 12:47:48 AM
posted this in the book thread too;

So I bought "Boys Will Be Boys" by Jeff Pearlman. After waiting about two weeks for it to come in because of it being back-ordered, I am about 140pgs deep.

Some highlights so far:

* Charles Haley was/is batshtein crazy. Not only did he run around naked and half jerking himself off all the time, the end game for him in SF was because he went and took a shtein, came back to a meeting room and threw zesty TP at his position coach. He bullied everyone and the only people who could control him were Ronnie Lott and Roger Craig. He called Jerry Jones "Massa Jerry" to his face and every QB was a "Hoyda flag ass motherfarger"

* Michael Irvin was almost traded to the Raiders. He only wasn't because the Raiders did not offer enough. The book didn't say the offer, but even Jimmy Johnson questioned if he could make it in the league because he did not have top end speed.

* Jimmy Johnson was a Steve Walsh guy through and through. He wanted Walsh to win the job in a bad way.

* Johnson and Jones' relationship soured pretty early on. Johnson was sick of Jones bringing celebrities in to the locker room and on the sidelines and they fought over who really built the teams.

* Andre Waters quote to Emmitt Smith "I'm going to break your motherfarging leg, Hoyda".

*GCobb is quoted a few times in the book, one of them talked about how much of a whiner Dan Marino was after he took a big hit. Said he cried all the time whereas Aikman took his beatings like a man.

* Johnson HATED playing the Eagles.

* Johnson did not want to draft Emmitt Smith. It took RBs coach Joe Brodsky literally standing on top of the draft room table screaming for them to take him.

So basically Johnson, despite being the master motivator and great at drafting the lower tier guys and picking up role players, did not want Aikman or Smith and thought hard about trading Irvin. He also traded two picks for one of his U boys, Alonzo Highsmith and started him over Moose.

This book is a great read so far and I highly recommend it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 04, 2008, 02:26:49 AM
Keep up the highlights Phreak, good stuff. Especially about Waters.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on October 04, 2008, 06:47:39 AM
That Charles Haley was a friggen' nut case.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 08, 2008, 10:02:10 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3633432
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 08, 2008, 10:55:01 PM
Whether it's a muffed hold or a missed receiver in the endzone, seeing Romo responsible for their season's demise is getting a little cliche'. I think this year I'd like to see packman slip and fall with 20 seconds left in their first playoff game, giving up an 87 yard winning TD. Maybe to Greg Lewis, on a play in which Donovan vomits.  Yeah, I think that's it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 08, 2008, 11:14:04 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3633363

QuoteDallas Cowboys Pro Bowl cornerback Terence Newman has been diagnosed with a sports hernia injury and the team has forwarded results of his medical tests to a Philadelphia specialist for confirmation before determining whether surgery is necessary, according to a source close to the player.



Newman
A Cowboys source said Newman would have the surgery immediately if the sports hernia injury is confirmed and would be out a minimum of six weeks. Newman will miss his third game of the season Sunday when the Cowboys play the Arizona Cardinals
.

At the request of Newman and his agent, the Cowboys have sent the player's MRI results and other information to Dr. William Meyers, who performed surgery on Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb to repair a sports hernia injury. NBA player Grant Hill, whose father Calvin works for the Cowboys, is another professional athlete Meyers has treated for the injury.

Newman played against the Green Bay Packers and Washington taterskins with some discomfort and then suffered more intense pain in the team's practice last Friday, when he was listed on the injury report and unable to play against the Cincinnati Bengals.

"It had been painful, but it wasn't something in those first two games where I felt I was really hurting myself,'' Newman said Wednesday in a phone conversation. "It was kind of a dull pain, not something that affected me a whole lot. But last week, it really hurt and I couldn't open up and run and that's why I didn't play.''

Newman said he might have suffered the sports hernia while attempting to prepare to play in the team's season opener against the Cleveland Browns after missing most of training camp and all of the preseason after pulling a groin muscle on July 28.

Newman declined to mention the injury when he claimed responsibility for a poor performance against the taterskins. In the Cowboys' only defeat this season, Newman gave up touchdown catches to James Thrash and Antwaan Randle El and a 53-yard pass to Santana Moss on consecutive series in the second quarter of a 26-24 loss.

"I was frustrated early in the game in the first half," Newman said. "I couldn't get anything going for a while. I settled down and kept pushing and guys just kept encouraging me. I felt better in the second half, way better than in the first."

link
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on October 08, 2008, 11:21:31 PM
I guess they sent them here since this team seems to have all the NFL sports hernia injuries.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 08, 2008, 11:23:50 PM
I remember Reid having NcNabb pass 50 times when he had the sporst hernia and had said it is an injury that wouldn't get any worse.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 08, 2008, 11:59:28 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 08, 2008, 10:02:10 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3633432

Can't fix stupid.

TO gettin weird
Pacman being Pacman
Romo turning it over and pissing Cowboys fans off

Burn bitches.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on October 09, 2008, 11:40:40 AM
i'm not reading any of your book quotes b/c thats on my list of books to read soon.  i hear there are some awesome stories in it. 

and apparently pacman also skipped out on his dinner bill before that fight happened.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 09, 2008, 11:53:38 AM
Unfortunately, Dallas could suck hard the rest of the year, and there are still two teams in the division better than the Eagles.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 09, 2008, 04:11:11 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on October 09, 2008, 11:40:40 AM
i'm not reading any of your book quotes b/c thats on my list of books to read soon.  i hear there are some awesome stories in it. 

and apparently pacman also skipped out on his dinner bill before that fight happened.

Yes, it is chock full o' stories. I enjoyed it so much that I blew through it in about a day and a half.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 10, 2008, 12:19:03 AM
QuoteFunny sidenote: In the course of promoting this book, I accidentally used the term "jerk off" during an interview with WIP in Philly. Well, the host got sort of freaked out, so I decided I needed new terminology to describe Haley's locker room behavior. So I held a contest on my website, and someone suggested "manually manipulated sack dance." I've been using that ever since.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 10, 2008, 01:23:44 AM
who was the host? rob charry? graduate of akiba hebrew academy?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 10, 2008, 07:51:47 AM
Quote from: MDS on October 10, 2008, 01:23:44 AM
who was the host? rob charry? graduate of akiba hebrew academy?
Eskin i think
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 10, 2008, 07:55:46 AM
whos book is this?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 10, 2008, 08:02:30 AM
I think it was Jeff Pearlman
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on October 12, 2008, 07:47:04 PM
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


farg Dallas!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on October 13, 2008, 11:41:36 AM
rumors floating that Romo has a broken pinkie finger and is gone for a month
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 13, 2008, 11:44:05 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=txcowboysromo&prov=st&type=lgns

Haha
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 13, 2008, 11:50:51 AM
so thats four weeks in cabo with his fat stupid girlfriend and her incestuous father?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: 4and26 on October 13, 2008, 12:17:15 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on October 13, 2008, 11:44:05 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=txcowboysromo&prov=st&type=lgns

Haha

;D  Can't wait to get the TO reaction to this
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on October 13, 2008, 12:28:39 PM
something tells me without him they will go back to a more basic run based offense and reel off 2 or 3 wins without ROMO.

sure TO will be pissed but they will win.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 13, 2008, 12:50:07 PM
The way they lost yesterday was really fun to watch.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on October 13, 2008, 03:01:07 PM
Looks like they lost Felix Jones for at least 2 weeks too (hamstring)  :yay
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 13, 2008, 04:00:46 PM
Do the Eagles even play them during this time?  If not, I couldn't care less.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: mussa on October 13, 2008, 04:02:46 PM
eagles play them the last game of the season, so no...but the giants do. so farg the giants
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on October 13, 2008, 04:09:05 PM
Just what everyone needs. More easy victories for the Giants.

By the way, I agree that they will just feed Barber the rock more now and still probably win 2-3 games while Romo is out.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on October 13, 2008, 04:20:57 PM
He's only gonna miss 3 games...they have a BYE in the 4th week...

@STL
TAMPA
@NYG
BYE

Wishful thinking, 1-2...logic, 2-1; and thats what they woulda been with Romo anyway, because the Giants would have beat them.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 13, 2008, 04:38:35 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 13, 2008, 04:09:05 PM
Just what everyone needs. More easy victories for the Giants.

By the way, I agree that they will just feed Barber the rock more now and still probably win 2-3 games while Romo is out.

The division is theirs anyway, we might as well get some bitter enjoyment out of watching Dallas and the Skins lose to them.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on October 13, 2008, 06:52:16 PM
Quote
MCBRIAR OUT 6-8 WEEKS
Posted by Mike Florio on October 13, 2008, 4:54 p.m.
Well, now the Cowboys need a quarterback and a punter.  (Is Sammy Baugh still in shape? At 94, he's not much older than Brad Johnson.)

Per Todd Archer of the Dallas Morning News, Cowboys Mat McBriar will miss six-to-eight weeks, thanks to a fractured right foot.

McBriar suffered the injury as a result of the blocked punt that delivered victory for the Cardinals in overtime.

That's big too...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 13, 2008, 07:05:01 PM
Sam Hurd is out for the year for ankle surgery too.

Brad Johnson, the immobile one; more immobile than Bledsoe, behind that OL who let Romo get smoked the last few games.  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hunt on October 13, 2008, 07:25:55 PM
(http://f3.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nfl_experts__7/ept_sports_nfl_experts-212478003-1223914927.jpg?ymwmQKAD4Veh_h4O)

what a homo.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 13, 2008, 07:32:07 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 13, 2008, 07:05:01 PM
Sam Hurd is out for the year for ankle surgery too.

Brad Johnson, the immobile one; more immobile than Bledsoe, behind that OL who let Romo get smoked the last few games.  :-D


their o line is not great but the majority of sacks are on romo....his sense of surrounding pressure is horrible and he holds the ball for an enternity

also he one of the worst ever at protecting the ball
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 13, 2008, 07:33:24 PM
TO = TheGhostOfPayneStewart?

Johnson also has a noodle arm, igy.

I think they'll probably go 1-2 without Romo.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on October 14, 2008, 08:49:11 AM
Quote from: hunt on October 13, 2008, 07:25:55 PM
(http://f3.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nfl_experts__7/ept_sports_nfl_experts-212478003-1223914927.jpg?ymwmQKAD4Veh_h4O)

what a homo.

I paused the TV on that and called Mrs. Feva in the room and didn't say a word.  Her words, "Is he serious?".
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 14, 2008, 10:00:00 AM
I heard rumors they may trade for Kitna.  Ruh roh!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: cmleary0919 on October 14, 2008, 03:02:22 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3643240 (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3643240)

Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones has been suspended for at least four games season for his most recent violation of the league's personal conduct policy, the NFL announced Tuesday.

In announcing his decision, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said Jones' "disturbing pattern of behavior was clearly inconsistent with the conditions I set for your continued participation in the NFL."

Jones was notified by Goodell that he is suspended indefinitely without pay as a result of his most recent violation of the league's personal conduct policy.

Goodell will determine the final length of Jones' suspension following the Cowboys' Week 11 game against Washington on Nov. 16, the league said.

The decision on whether Jones can return to play will be based on his strict compliance with his NFL and Cowboys treatment plans as well as on evaluations of Jones' progress that will be provided to Goodell by clinical experts retained by the NFL.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on October 14, 2008, 03:09:57 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on October 14, 2008, 10:00:00 AM
I heard rumors they may trade for Kitna.  Ruh roh!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3643240 (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3643240)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 14, 2008, 03:15:05 PM
When it rains it pours. Hopefully a TO injury is on the horizon.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 14, 2008, 04:04:58 PM
I think Dallas traded a 1st for Roy Williams. Trying to find a link
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 14, 2008, 04:09:15 PM
Shefter reporting it for a first...what a joke
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on October 14, 2008, 04:12:05 PM
It was only for 2 2nds.  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 14, 2008, 04:12:18 PM
ESPN is saying a 2nd in 2009 and a 2nd in 2010
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on October 14, 2008, 04:12:41 PM
Freep (http://www.freep.com/article/20081014/SPORTS01/81014063/1048/sports)

Werder reporting the two #2s (09/10)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on October 14, 2008, 04:13:07 PM
Great move for the Lions, now they can take Michael Crabtree with the #1 pick.  
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 14, 2008, 04:14:26 PM
i hate this team
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on October 14, 2008, 04:19:02 PM
So... next time the Eagles play the Cowboys, Romo will have TO and Williams as his top targets at WR.  McNabb will be going to battle with Jackson and somebody else.

Wonderful...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on October 14, 2008, 04:27:08 PM
Schefter is now saying 1st + 3rd + 6th
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: dis12 on October 14, 2008, 04:28:18 PM
QuoteThe Dallas Cowboys are close to a deal to acquire wide receiver Roy Williams from the Detroit Lions, a source told ESPN.com Tuesday. The trade would involve multiple draft picks but would not involve the Cowboys' first-round pick.

The Cowboys are also trying to negotitate a long-term deal with Williams before completing the deal. Williams has expressed unhappiness playing for the winless Lions and can become a free agent after the season unless the team places the franchise tag on him.

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones believes Williams is a game-breaker who provides an immediate boost to a faltering offense without quarterback Tony Romo and views him as a potential long-term solution as the eventual replacement for aging Terrell Owens, according to another high-ranking Cowboys source.

The source said the Cowboys are willing to make the deal, but the Lions seem hesitant because they are operating without a general manager. Former GM Matt Millen had discussed the possibility of trading Williams with the Cowboys frequently before he was fired.

The Lions had been demanding a first-round draft choice just to consider a deal. The Cowboys could offer a second- and third-round pick, since they have multiple choices in the third round.

ESPN's Chris Mortensen, attending the meeting of league owners, reported that the Cowboys' NFC East rivals the Philadelphia Eagles have also made inquiries about Williams' availability. However, Philadelphia is believed to be more interested in Kansas City Chiefs tight end Tony Gonzalez. The New York Giants and Green Bay Packers are also pursuing a deal with the Chiefs.

However, sources told ESPN's Michael Smith on Tuesday that it appeared very unlikely Gonzalez would be traded.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on October 14, 2008, 04:32:48 PM
pedal to the metal
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 14, 2008, 04:34:08 PM
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Wingspan on October 14, 2008, 04:34:50 PM
I bet 1 if not two of those #2 picks is traded to the eagles for Lito Sheppard
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on October 14, 2008, 04:47:25 PM
QuoteThe Cowboys will give up a first-round pick in 2009, plus a third- and sixth-rounder that year for Williams and a seventh-round pick in '09.

Doode's a stud.  The Eagles could have matched that easily but I'm pretty sure Williams wanted to go to Dallas and likely wouldn't have agreed to a long term deal in Philly anyway.

Still - gotta hand it to the Cowboys here.  It's a lot to give up but it could pay off huge.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on October 14, 2008, 05:00:25 PM
Quote from: Rome on October 14, 2008, 04:47:25 PM
Still - gotta hand it to the Cowboys here.  It's a lot to give up but it could pay off huge.

Knowing that the Eagles could be lurking... you gotta do what it takes to get him away from a div. rival.  Beats playing against him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on October 14, 2008, 05:14:23 PM
This really sucks.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on October 14, 2008, 05:57:02 PM
This makes me angry.  WTF can't the Eagles get us a god damn WR or TE worth watching?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on October 14, 2008, 05:57:34 PM
mcnabb should be demanding a trade like right now.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on October 14, 2008, 05:58:13 PM
Westbrook too, farg
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 14, 2008, 05:58:49 PM
Bandwagoners. I was on the trade Westbrook train last week.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on October 14, 2008, 06:00:41 PM
Quote from: Magical_Retard on October 14, 2008, 05:57:34 PM
mcnabb should be demanding a trade like right now.

Quote from: Diomedes on October 14, 2008, 05:58:13 PM
Westbrook too, farg

Too late.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 14, 2008, 06:03:51 PM
I love it when the Eagles stand pat! Not like they needed Gonzalez or anything.

And while Rome is right, Williams had a raging boner to go back to Texas and play for Dallas, it still sucks to see him go there.

Anyways, gotta hope that this angers TO and he becomes a bitch. Potent ass offense, but only so many balls to go around and if El Dorado ain't gettin' his, he'll act up.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on October 14, 2008, 06:04:11 PM
It's not too late.  Just call a presser and tell the world you're sick of AR, want to play elsewhere.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 14, 2008, 06:06:22 PM
Westbrook needs to be careful now, coming back from that rib injury. He could easily make it worse just by turning the wrong way. Why, it might even take all season to heal.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on October 14, 2008, 06:43:49 PM
i keep watching ESPN expecting to see: BREAKING NEWS MCNABB DEMANDS TRADE TO DALLAS

and to think i was in a homer mood today thinking wow all the NFC east teams lost and the eagles won maybe they can sneak into the playoffs.

heard romo was out. heard pacman was done. heard felix jones was out for 2-3 weeks.

come home and find out they picked up roy williams.

oh and i hear he signed a 5 yr extension already.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hunt on October 14, 2008, 07:43:14 PM
pathetic that the team with TO goes out & gets roy while the eagles sit back & watch even though they have two 1st next year.
reid is a fleshpop.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 14, 2008, 08:04:08 PM
seriously why give yourself that extra chip with a 2nd first rounder and not use it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 14, 2008, 08:13:34 PM
Because there's some OT out there who Andy Reid is licking his chops over.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 14, 2008, 08:15:51 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 14, 2008, 08:13:34 PM
Because there's some OT out there who Andy Reid is licking his chops over.

And now they can trade down into the second round to get him cheaper!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 14, 2008, 08:21:38 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 14, 2008, 08:13:34 PM
Because there's some OT out there who Andy Reid is licking his chops over.


truth

looking back it seems foolish but one of the reasons i liked the trade so much wasnt just because of having two numbers ones next april but having two number ones from last april thru next april and the options it would give you to acquire players in btwn draft days not on draft day
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on October 14, 2008, 08:33:22 PM
 :win farg you reid
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 14, 2008, 08:34:46 PM
It gives them a lot of maneuverability, well at least in sane peoples minds it does.

With two extra one's they could ideally trade a second or a third for a player and recoup that pick and then some by trading away one of the one's during the draft.

Or they could trade away one of the one's and get a good player and then do their normal draft day shenanigans with Howie at the helm of PP.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 14, 2008, 08:38:25 PM
The last couple of weeks really shows Reid that they need a lot more depth along the offensive line. Just look at how much they've missed Andrews. They need to Kolb up a backup for him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 14, 2008, 08:39:23 PM
Both of the ones will be traded up to earlier in the first round to get a bust lineman who would have been available in the late second round due to horrible combine performance. It is written in the stars.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on October 14, 2008, 08:41:48 PM
this fatass will eat both #1's before it's all said and done. Then claim he should of put the team in a better draft position, but he was hungry and had no choice but to eat them. Mother farger am I pissed.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on October 15, 2008, 10:53:07 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 14, 2008, 08:21:38 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 14, 2008, 08:13:34 PM
Because there's some OT out there who Andy Reid is licking his chops over.


truth

looking back it seems foolish but one of the reasons i liked the trade so much wasnt just because of having two numbers ones next april but having two number ones from last april thru next april and the options it would give you to acquire players in btwn draft days not on draft day

Exx-farging-actly...

Everyone saw that extra #1 as added ammunition for them to pursue that top WR when he came available.  All of a sudden, the guy (who they were supposedly trying to trade for just 4 months ago) comes available and they sit on their asses and let this shtein happen.  That #1 should have been used to help THIS YEAR'S team and never even seen the '09 draft... at least not as property of the Eagles.

If I'm McNabb... I'm pissed.  If I'm JJ or playing on the D... I'm pissed too because Andy didn't do them any favors either.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 15, 2008, 11:08:51 AM
But, Reggie "Chad Johnson" Brown and Kevin "White Lightning" Curtis should both be back after the bye, along with Westbrook.  McNabb will have so many weapons!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 15, 2008, 11:33:31 AM
its funny with the pimp it felt pretty good to feel like the eagles might be gaining a little ground in the talent dept with dallas and the other teams in the division...then not only does dallas have a rookie just as explosive they now get roy willams

one step up two steps back for the birds
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on October 15, 2008, 11:53:15 AM
im still dreaming of a off season where the eagles dont trade away the first round pick, draft a felix jones, draft a desean jackson, sign samuel and sign stallworth just for the hell of it.

oh and keeping spikes around would not have hurt either. you know just in case our very young very unproven LBs hit a wall.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 15, 2008, 01:21:12 PM
Spikes sucks. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 15, 2008, 07:10:45 PM
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/8678708/Jerry-Jones-exposed-as-gutless-by-Goodell%27s-ruling?forum_key=StoryComments&topic_key=8678708&page_no=27

QuoteAll these years later, Jerry Jones finally got what was coming to him. Roger Goodell emasculated Jones the way the Dallas Cowboys' owner once emasculated Tom Landry.

Goodell exposed Jones as a gutless wonder, as a leader afraid to lead. By suspending Pacman Jones for at least four games, the NFL commissioner was only doing what the Dallas owner was terrified of doing.

The right thing

QuoteHe agrees that Pacman needs treatment now, but last week he thought the player was in perfectly fine standing and worthy of suiting up for the balance of the season?

"I regret that this issue has brought negative attention to the Cowboys and the NFL," Jerry Jones said in a statement.

Surely he has one additional regret — that the commissioner exposed him as a gutless wonder

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on October 15, 2008, 07:12:26 PM
A gutless wonder willing to do anything to win. Not exactly morally divine but hard to argue with as a championship-starved sports fan.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on October 15, 2008, 07:54:33 PM
He's swinging for the fences with Williams and again it's better than the usual bullshtein we put up with Lurie.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 15, 2008, 08:02:06 PM
Romo tells coaches he'll play with broken finger (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3645737)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 15, 2008, 08:03:13 PM
Oh that Brett Favre grittiness!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 15, 2008, 08:06:20 PM
He's just trying to farg over my fantasy football team, which has Johnson and two bye week QBs.

I hope that whole hand shatters.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 16, 2008, 06:12:28 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 15, 2008, 08:02:06 PM
Romo tells coaches he'll play with broken finger (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3645737)

Now he'll have an excuse when he fargs up the snap when it matters late in the season/playoffs.

What a dumb farg. Jessica's intellect seems to be rubbing off on him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on October 17, 2008, 06:08:24 AM
It will be interesting to see if they play him. I know one thing, if they play Johnson, they better give him more protection than Romo was getting. The man is a good qb, but he's also a statue. He will get the ball out quicker though, which will be easier now that they have Williams to go along with TO and Whitten.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on October 17, 2008, 06:40:48 AM
I think Romo should play.  It's a pinky for farg sake.  Get out there and play ball.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 17, 2008, 07:02:41 AM
i think he should ronnie lott it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 17, 2008, 07:52:53 AM
I think he should Andre Waters himself
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 17, 2008, 07:54:31 PM
Quote"It's so interesting in how he's explaining to me he's found out he can put the emphasis with the little finger on the [ring] finger and do what the little finger does. He said I just had to get it through in my mind and let me see how much I can throw it. He's trying to work with this ...

"This is a decision that Wade and Tony will have to make regarding the pain. As it would pertain to the long term risk, then I'll be a good observer of that decision."

Jerry has literally been hands-on with the decision making on this one, catching passes from Romo in the Cowboys' indoor facility yesterday morning. Romo wanted the owner to feel firsthand how much velocity he could put on the ball.

We're tracking a rumor that Jerry got into the role so much that he borrowed a pair of T.O.'s tights

Uh, yeah. Too bad one didn't slip through his hands and break his plastic face
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 19, 2008, 01:33:20 PM
Rams just went up by a TD.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on October 19, 2008, 01:37:59 PM
And picked off a pass at the Dallas 17... nice. Now if the Niners can just figure out how to play...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 19, 2008, 01:54:16 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on October 19, 2008, 01:33:20 PM
Rams just went up by a TD.

and another
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Phanatic on October 19, 2008, 03:04:57 PM
24 -7 Dallas going for it... penalty... false start.... misses field goal...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (gasp) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 19, 2008, 03:08:19 PM
And the Rams score another.  31-7.  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Phanatic on October 19, 2008, 03:09:14 PM
Cowboys suck!
Cowboys suck!
Cowboys suck!
Cowboys suck!
Cowboys suck!
Cowboys suck!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 19, 2008, 03:10:10 PM
dallas is a mess and steven jackson is absolutely killin it for my fantasy team today
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: 4and26 on October 19, 2008, 03:55:36 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 19, 2008, 03:10:10 PM
dallas is a mess and steven jackson is absolutely killin it for my fantasy team today

Farg Dallas and yes it's about time Mr. Jackson has done something for my fantasy team (35 pts so far)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 19, 2008, 03:59:01 PM
the media was ready to proclaim dallas the superbowl champs 2 weeks ago and now theyre losing to the rams?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: 4and26 on October 19, 2008, 04:22:42 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 19, 2008, 03:59:01 PM
the media was ready to proclaim dallas the superbowl champs 2 weeks ago and now theyre losing to the rams?

LOST to the Rams    :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on October 19, 2008, 04:30:54 PM
Hahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on October 19, 2008, 04:38:09 PM
Woulda been nice if San Fran was able to pull it out today. Oh well, go Browns!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on October 19, 2008, 05:40:57 PM
They played the Rams, dude
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on October 19, 2008, 05:57:59 PM
Roy Williams: 0 catches
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 19, 2008, 06:09:15 PM
I was at a sports bar that was packed with Dallas fans, probably a hundred or so (the game was not on local TV here), talk about satisfying. And a few of them did not approve of my cheering for the Rams and mocking TO and Romo. farg 'em.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 19, 2008, 06:17:53 PM
Horsecollar Roy came back today and promptly broke the same arm in another spot; done for the year.

DC Brian Stewart actually went and sat on the bench during the game.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 19, 2008, 07:15:27 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 19, 2008, 06:17:53 PM
Horsecollar Roy came back today and promptly broke the same arm in another spot; done for the year.

One too many Roy Williamses.

Quote from: BigEd76 on October 19, 2008, 05:57:59 PM
Roy Williams: 0 catches

MOCK THEM FOR MAKING THE MOVE TO GET HIM
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 19, 2008, 07:16:00 PM
RW the WR said "I'm used to this...."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 19, 2008, 11:02:20 PM
(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x310/RBhh5/Untitled-1-15.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 19, 2008, 11:32:03 PM
Trent Dilfer ripped into them pretty hard on ESPN after the game...

Basically he said that all the glamour moves do not mean a thing because while players are talking up the whole "who are you gonna stop; Barber, Owens, Witten, Williams..." stuff they lack character because they rely on the star power to win games. And when its time to step up and make plays they are not around to do it.

He (and others this week) called the RW move a panic move.

The thing I say, and I told my Cowboys fan friend this week while he was gloating about Williams, is that until that defense stops someone they will not do shtein.

It was apparent today. Sure Johnson sucked, but that OL cannot protect anyone right now and the defense cannot stop anyone right now.

I hope this spirals out of control and they turn into a mess. And their upcoming schedule could very well help that happen.

They have to face the Bucs, Giants and taterskins coming up.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on October 20, 2008, 07:44:22 AM
I don't know if I could have been more satisfied with a reg. season football game not involving the Eagles...

I called up my boy who is a Cowboys fan... when he answered, I screamed "AaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!" at the top of my lungs.  As expected, when I stopped to catch my breath... he had already hung up. 


So I texted him "They played the Rams, dude..." - Former Cowboys CB, Adam Pac Man Jones :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 20, 2008, 07:54:26 AM
Even without Romo, Rams are perfect tonic for Dallas Cowboys (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/football/cowboys/stories/101908dnspocowlishaw.29e4d25.html)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on October 20, 2008, 08:13:33 AM
That reminds me... I gotta set the DVR to record ATH to hear Cowlishaw's excuses.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on October 20, 2008, 10:04:50 AM
He was on Mike & Mike this morning calling for the firing of Phillips
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on October 20, 2008, 10:58:52 AM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/football/cowboys/stories/102008dnspocowlishaw.2f3833f.html (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/football/cowboys/stories/102008dnspocowlishaw.2f3833f.html)

This makes me feel so great deep down in my corkle bone.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 20, 2008, 11:02:37 AM
im not sure what would be "worst news of the weekend"

roy williams being out for the year or wade phillips getting fired
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 20, 2008, 11:24:45 PM
I was checking up to see if my favorite Cowboy fan "Stonethrower" John Shango had anything to say about the loss to the Rams. It turned out that his response to the Rams game was pretty boring, but I came across this hilarious video about Romo getting injured:

http://www.youtube.com/v/HUFEPLeN6Hs&hl=en&fs=1
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 21, 2008, 08:48:55 PM
Dallas fan losing it in STL on Sunday while waiting by the team buses.

Bruce Read: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Ka2EfHDdI
Brian Stewart: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJOLkxbeDmI
Wade Phillips: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNfrWWP3mfs
Dave Campo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSooM_P1xEM
Bobby Carpenter (BONUS): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IJR0cfjy_U
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 22, 2008, 08:17:55 AM
Tony Womo out with bwoken wittle pinky (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/tony_womo_out_three_to_four_weeks)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: mussa on October 22, 2008, 05:11:24 PM
oh these videos are too much. what a bunch of still up fronts
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on October 28, 2008, 01:59:09 PM
Witten wants to be like Westbrook (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3668778)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 28, 2008, 02:08:23 PM
Man, its looking like TO will be the last man standing for them at the end of the season.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 28, 2008, 03:24:23 PM
Their CB situation is horrible, and by horrible i mean lovely
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 30, 2008, 03:58:42 PM
Lower left hand corner:
(http://i34.tinypic.com/epgleg.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on October 30, 2008, 07:05:19 PM
Photochop?

If not, it might be the best sign ever.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 31, 2008, 08:17:04 AM
Quote from: Rome on October 30, 2008, 07:05:19 PM
Photochop?

No doubt.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on November 02, 2008, 09:43:56 AM
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a340/12_C/target.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on November 02, 2008, 06:58:00 PM
last place
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 02, 2008, 07:05:30 PM
word up!!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 02, 2008, 07:39:41 PM
Aren't the Eagles tied with them, though?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on November 02, 2008, 07:47:54 PM
they haven't had their bye yet and they're 5-4
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on November 02, 2008, 08:08:24 PM
 :-D

This is fantastic.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 02, 2008, 08:28:25 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 02, 2008, 07:47:54 PM
they haven't had their bye yet and they're 5-4

Well, shtein.  Glory be.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on November 02, 2008, 08:29:47 PM
any TO blowup yet?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 02, 2008, 08:42:36 PM
He caught a TD pass from another new QB today in Brooks Bollinger.  He's probably ready to down a whole bottle of Xanax.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on November 03, 2008, 07:19:45 AM
It makes me all kinds of warm and fuzzy in my heart to know that the Dallas "juggernaut" is sitting in the division cellar.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on November 03, 2008, 05:59:33 PM
Who, besides the stupid idiot media knobslobberers, really thought the Cowboys would be any better than the team that lost in the playoffs again last year?? Who really thought they would be better than the Giants?? Only idiots who bought into all the media hype brought on by the media's lovefest with TO, Romo, and Jerry Jones.

And it wouldn't make any diff if Romo hadn't gotten' hurt or not, their o-line is friggen' horrible, and so is their coaching, and secondary.

Farg Dallas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on November 04, 2008, 12:30:10 AM
I gotta tell you, when they added Felix and Adam Jones, I really thought they were going to be incredible.
Those are tow very good players, plus what they already had...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on November 04, 2008, 12:56:23 AM
The fact of the matter is that they do have extremely talented players and at least one bright coach, but after the hot start, other teams were able to solve them (including the Eagles), and their weaknesses were exposed for everybody to study. The Cowboys haven't made any effective changes since being solved, and they are always on the edge of implosion due to the multitude of headcases on the team.

This is a team that could probably turn it around and get hot again later in the season, but here's hoping they stay in the NFC East cellar.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 06, 2008, 12:08:22 PM
lets be honest...with romo they are 6-3 right now and in fine shape...they arent going to win the superbowl with wade phillips as their coach but its incredibly early to be throwing out words like implosion...they are still a valid playoff challenger
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on November 06, 2008, 12:49:33 PM
Considering half the conference is simply awful, that's not the greatest compliment in the world.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 06, 2008, 12:50:58 PM
i actually think the nfc is better than than the afc this year and the nfc east is clearly the best division in football
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on November 06, 2008, 12:54:17 PM
The NFC is a Downs kid beating up a paraplegic AFC. The East is where retard strength comes from.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 06, 2008, 01:02:44 PM
agreed....parity is running wild...but thats why its retarded to say dallas has imploded at 5-4 after having had to play with brad johnson at qb for three games
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on November 06, 2008, 01:08:56 PM
Their D without a secondary is horrible, im more interested how they do when Newman gets back along with Romo
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 06, 2008, 01:34:20 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 06, 2008, 12:54:17 PM
The NFC is a Downs kid beating up a paraplegic AFC. The East is where retard strength comes from.

:-D Thats some good stuff.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on November 06, 2008, 09:55:32 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on November 02, 2008, 08:29:47 PM
any TO blowup yet?

not yet, but today he said he knew the team stunk a month ago (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3686921)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on November 20, 2008, 12:04:41 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3714369

Tony Romo took a homeless guy to see "Role Models."

What a farging whacko.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on November 20, 2008, 04:39:20 PM
Jerrah's boy Felix is done for the year.  Hurt his toe while rehabbing the hamstring
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on November 20, 2008, 11:12:48 PM
Would he was Lurie's boy...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on November 21, 2008, 02:48:30 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1OMiSrEJXnY/SSbO_HqnxnI/AAAAAAAAMi4/uBToiv2JVAY/s400/T.O..jpg)

TO on NFLN wearing a green shirt with an Eagle on it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on November 21, 2008, 02:58:40 PM
Man, if that sweater weren't so gay, it'd be awesome-o
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on November 22, 2008, 11:27:19 AM
That's not a coincidence.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 22, 2008, 07:31:55 PM
Consider the fuse officially lit.  Start the countdown. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3719014)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on November 23, 2008, 02:35:55 AM
My question is, as long as jerruh, romo, and wade all and kiss TO's ass while blowing smoke up it, will that be enough to keep him from full blown meltdown mode? As long as people kowtow and make excuses for him, that's probably better than him putting up big numbers for a winning team where nobody wants to put up with this bullshtein.

Edit: farg dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 23, 2008, 07:23:59 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on November 22, 2008, 07:31:55 PM
Consider the fuse officially lit.  Start the countdown. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3719014)

quality post
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 23, 2008, 08:28:16 PM
Today just delayed the inevitable.  Wait until the skins beat them out for the last wild card.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: mussa on December 07, 2008, 07:24:55 PM
HAHAHA SUCK MY BALLS TOO DALLAS. ROMO is the biggest choker in the NFL...HAPPENS EVERY YEAR!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: 4and26 on December 07, 2008, 07:25:09 PM
THANK YOU ROMO!!!!!!

(deserves a double post)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: mussa on December 07, 2008, 07:37:16 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/shtblk.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/Choke.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 07, 2008, 07:39:28 PM
We're one Washington loss away from a nice little Sunday.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 07, 2008, 08:43:16 PM
farg da cowqueers
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: mussa on December 07, 2008, 09:09:57 PM
dats mah quaaawrterback man...sniff sniff  :'(
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on December 07, 2008, 10:20:29 PM
Just watched it on the DVR, fargin awesome. :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on December 08, 2008, 05:17:40 PM
Jerrah's pissed at Barber.

"He can play with that injured toe... I see nothing that led us to believe he couldn't."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on December 08, 2008, 07:49:29 PM
barber is probably one of the toughest guys in the league.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 09, 2008, 10:05:48 AM
Jerry Jones has some farging balls questioning a players toughness, like that Hoyda knows what it's like to play through an injury.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on December 09, 2008, 10:08:08 AM
He has never missed a day of work with all that plastic surgery and face lifts! thats a tough ass man right there. I'll take Barber in a second, nice one two punch. Especially since Andy is now commited to the run :paranoid
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 09, 2008, 10:11:51 AM
probably shouldnt have said it but jj is right...dislocated pinky toe...grow a sack mary...maybe if they were out of it you sit but damn its in the middle of a playoff race and you already have a back thats out for the year



Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on December 09, 2008, 10:29:42 AM
I love that calling him Mary is correct and insulting at the same time...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 09, 2008, 11:11:01 AM
Phillips was saying his calf was farged up too, who knows.  If he wasnt healthy, i really dont think he would have done better than Choice did. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 09, 2008, 11:14:08 AM
fat wade was just protecting his player as he should...fact is barber is farging bitch...just cause you play hard when you do play doesnt not make you a phony tough guy...anyone can play when they are a 100% and most people do play when they have a wittle boo boo on there pwinky toe
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 09, 2008, 11:52:05 AM
Did the medical staff say that Barber could go without further injury?  If so, he's a puss.  If not, Jerrah's an idiot.  Either way, we win because we're not Cowboys fans.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 09, 2008, 12:34:50 PM
everything ive read says that barber didnt think he could go...its a pain tolerance issue nothing less nothing more...i mean its a dislocated pinky toe...what are you gonna dislocate it again if you play...cut that shtein off before you sit out the biggest game of the year flag
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 09, 2008, 12:53:01 PM
Yeah, but now that they lost, this NEXT game is actually the biggest game of the year.

And the final game against that pesky Eagles team could actually end up being even bigger.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on December 10, 2008, 12:19:21 PM
On PTI yesterday, they mentioned that Wade said that the training staff said Barber couldn't go.  He wanted to, but they held him back.  I know you could argue that Wade could be trying to cover up for Barber, but he wouldn't come out and lie if it contradicts his boss' attacks...  Then he's putting his already shaky job security on the line.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on December 10, 2008, 12:20:34 PM
Sources close to Adam Jones have confirmed to Fanball.com's Ryan Houston that Jones will miss the rest of the season with a neck injury

I really hope hes ok.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 10, 2008, 12:47:09 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on December 10, 2008, 12:19:21 PM
On PTI yesterday, they mentioned that Wade said that the training staff said Barber couldn't go.  He wanted to, but they held him back.  I know you could argue that Wade could be trying to cover up for Barber, but he wouldn't come out and lie if it contradicts his boss' attacks...  Then he's putting his already shaky job security on the line.


sure he would...then the cowboys get the best of both worlds...an owner that is making sure one of his best players gets on the field and a coach who is defending his player...this is psychological warfare at its best...jj knows exactly what hes doing
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on December 10, 2008, 01:53:38 PM
Who cares? The Eagles are guaranteed to beat them in week 17 so all of this is irrelevant.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on December 10, 2008, 01:57:02 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on December 10, 2008, 01:53:38 PM
Who cares? The Eagles are guarangoddamnedteed to beat them in week 17 so all of this is irrelevant.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 11, 2008, 06:00:45 PM
TO is jealous of Homo and Witten (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3763209)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on December 11, 2008, 06:03:38 PM
What a farging douchebag.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on December 11, 2008, 06:08:04 PM
hahah Ed Werder just reported it.

the dude has serious jealousy issues. this is similar to how he claimed he was upset when mcnabb, during the 04 playoffs while TO was hurt, claimed they had enough guys on the team to win without TO.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on December 11, 2008, 06:27:17 PM
Yes... yes... yes...YES!

Do ya thing, TO!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on December 11, 2008, 07:30:00 PM
Tee-OOOO-TOTOTOhhhh.. Teee-ohhhhhhhh.. teee-ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Phanatic on December 11, 2008, 10:32:29 PM
Sweet Sweet Justice is finally being served!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on December 11, 2008, 10:40:36 PM
During halftime of the bears saints game Deion downplayed the report by Ed Werder.


When Eisen brought it up and said "as reported by ESPN'S Ed Werder"....Deion right away chimed in saying something sarcastic about how if Werder said it, it must be true. He then added how he spoke to TO just last night and TO mentioned nothing about this supposed tension between him and Romo.

I don't know...Werder's report has about three players commenting on it...2 anonymous and James the LB.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 11, 2008, 10:41:58 PM
Werder doesn't do anything for ESPN other than report Cowboys news.  I doubt he's making stuff up...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 12, 2008, 12:43:09 AM
deion is to's boy aint no way he makin him look bad
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 12, 2008, 06:08:03 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on December 11, 2008, 10:41:58 PM
Werder doesn't do anything for ESPN other than report Cowboys news.  I doubt he's making stuff up...


lol and eckel did nothing but report eagle news yet everything he said was wrong


i have no doubt werders report is true but put down the haterade
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on December 12, 2008, 12:12:23 PM
(http://robotronik.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/atomic_bomb_explosion_2.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 12, 2008, 04:01:35 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on November 22, 2008, 07:31:55 PM
Consider the fuse officially lit.  Start the countdown. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3719014)

tick tock
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 12, 2008, 08:10:23 PM
lol (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3764732)

QuoteThe rift between Dallas Cowboys stars Terrell Owens, Tony Romo and Jason Witten is wider than just those three players, a source inside the team's locker room told ESPN's Ed Werder on Friday.

The source told Werder that the majority of defensive players on the team supports Owens' contention that Romo is overly reliant on Witten and often throws into coverage trying to get him the ball while ignoring Owens in a situation where he could make a play.

One starting player told Werder: "We are not together as a team, and that includes the coaches."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 13, 2008, 04:54:24 PM
Hugh Douglas mentioned on WIP he was called by a Dallas radio station asking for a comment regarding TO and Witten having to be pulled apart in the locker room today.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on December 13, 2008, 05:41:50 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on December 13, 2008, 04:54:24 PM
Hugh Douglas mentioned on WIP he was called by a Dallas radio station asking for a comment regarding TO and Witten having to be pulled apart in the locker room today.


that makes no sense. why would hugh douglas be asked about it? because he once got into a fight with TO?

what was the question "how did it feel to be beat up?"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 13, 2008, 06:34:59 PM
http://deadspin.com/5109218/ed-werder-gets-owned?autoplay=true
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 13, 2008, 08:04:50 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 13, 2008, 06:34:59 PM
http://deadspin.com/5109218/ed-werder-gets-owned?autoplay=true

Heh, it's the return of my favorite Cowboy fan. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNfrWWP3mfs)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 14, 2008, 01:42:50 AM
good for him.

he takes this seriously
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on December 14, 2008, 02:04:09 PM
THe assistant getting pissed is hilarious, why not move the set back moron's
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: 4and26 on December 14, 2008, 08:21:04 PM
SNF...Owens get's boooooooooooooo from the Home crowd!! :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 14, 2008, 08:28:09 PM
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 14, 2008, 08:56:08 PM
could madden be slurping romo anymore...he clearly despises TO
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on December 14, 2008, 09:00:05 PM
Dallas' line is brutal. I remember when everyone thought they were the best in football.  :-D

Clueless football fans.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 14, 2008, 09:00:47 PM
poor Tony is getting hurt by all of those mean giants
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 14, 2008, 09:12:26 PM
Manning looks scared shteinless out there too.

Awful game so far.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 14, 2008, 09:29:52 PM
The NFC is ripe for Arizona to take!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 14, 2008, 09:47:11 PM
is arizona the worst division winner in the history of the nfl?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 14, 2008, 09:53:53 PM
The AFC West is really giving them a run for their money.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 14, 2008, 10:25:30 PM
anthony spencer sighting

career totals tracker

spencer sacks - 4
kolb td's - 0
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 14, 2008, 10:30:28 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 14, 2008, 10:25:30 PM
kolb td's - 0

Actually it's one if you count Ed Reeds
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 14, 2008, 10:36:04 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 14, 2008, 09:47:11 PM
is arizona the worst division winner in the history of the nfl?

(http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p5470581reg.jpg)
(http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p5471576reg.jpg)
(http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p5472864reg.jpg)
(http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p5472499reg.jpg)
(http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p5483401reg.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 14, 2008, 10:38:41 PM
ha....what an embarassment

wtf @ the gold coins
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 14, 2008, 11:02:39 PM
stop faking hurt you POS romo
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 14, 2008, 11:09:52 PM
lol the cowboys are going to lose this game
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 14, 2008, 11:15:58 PM
the giants have done absolutely nothing to counteract the dallas pass rush which has been eating them alive...farging move the pocket coughlin or use a pump fake eli...its a straight 3-5 step drop a one count and throw on every pass play...the in game adjustments by their coaching staff have been horrid
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 14, 2008, 11:17:29 PM
lolol what the hell...witten lassoed tuck and maden says bologna...happens all the time

someone put jabba the hut out of his misery
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on December 14, 2008, 11:23:09 PM
cowboys looked very good tonight.


giants might lose 3 in a row with a game against the panthers next week.


i guess this game has no effect on the eagles but dallas losing hear would have sent TO into complete meltdown mode.


Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on December 14, 2008, 11:24:17 PM
Dallas still won't make the playoffs. If the Eagles win out anyway.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 14, 2008, 11:25:58 PM
Quote from: Magical_Retard on December 14, 2008, 11:23:09 PM
cowboys looked very good tonight.


giants might lose 3 in a row with a game against the panthers next week.


i guess this game has no effect on the eagles but dallas losing hear would have sent TO into complete meltdown mode.


giants looked way more horrible than the cowboys looked good
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 14, 2008, 11:29:02 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 14, 2008, 11:25:58 PMgiants looked way more horrible than the cowboys looked good

Same thing a lot of people said last week about Giants-Eagles.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on December 14, 2008, 11:31:23 PM
The same applies to last week. The Eagles didn't look all that great last sunday.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 14, 2008, 11:37:45 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 14, 2008, 11:29:02 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 14, 2008, 11:25:58 PMgiants looked way more horrible than the cowboys looked good

Same thing a lot of people said last week about Giants-Eagles.

eagles were on the road in horrible conditions and were more impressive than dallas who was at home...giants didnt even show up tonight and also gave up about half way thru the game...eli wasnt even there this week and looked like he was about to cry at anytime
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on December 15, 2008, 08:59:43 AM
I bet Coughlin has training camp in December this week.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on December 15, 2008, 09:46:10 AM
I still think they miss Plaxico

when youre getting bum-rushed like that with blitzing...its very effective to have that big ass target turning on routes
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 15, 2008, 11:52:32 AM
Holy shtein Demarcus Ware

QuoteWare chasing Martin's record: With 19 sacks this season, DeMarcus Ware is now tied with Mark Gastineau (1983), Clyde Simmons (1992) and Bruce Smith (1990) for the eighth-most in a season.

Former Giants defensive end Michael Strahan holds the league record with 22 1/2 in 2001. Ware would love to break that record as well as Harvey Martin's unofficial club record of 23. The Cowboys' eight sacks were their most since a nine-sack outburst Nov. 9, 1997 against the Cardinals.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 15, 2008, 01:55:08 PM
Too bad they don't play the Jets, Favre could make things happen.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 17, 2008, 02:12:39 PM
Top 10 most memorable games at Texas Stadium (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=luksa_frank&id=3775207)
(http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0914/nfl_g_ryan_200.jpg)
Quote

5. Philadelphia 27, Dallas 0 (Nov. 23, 1989)

Ah, the Bounty Bowl, when Eagles coach Buddy Ryan allegedly offered $200 to knock kicker Luis Zendejas out of the game and $500 for a Troy Aikman KO.

Things got testy between Eagles coach Buddy Ryan, above, and Jimmy Johnson in 1989.
The charge originated with Zendejas, who claimed he taped the threats via a phone conversation with a Philadelphia source but never produced it for anyone to hear. It didn't matter since it was easier to cast Ryan as a villain who'd already stooped to score a rub-it-in TD against Tom Landry and harpooned successor Jimmy Johnson as a suspect NFL head coach.


"Tell Jimmy there won't be any East Carolinas or Cincinnatis on his schedule,'' Ryan needled when Johnson replaced Landry.



Even after Ryan failed to machine-gun the lifeboats and pulled his regulars late, Johnson was furious at the finish. He bolted to midfield looking for Ryan, thereby prolonging the lack of emphasis on the lousy season unfolding in Dallas.



"I would have said something to Buddy, but he wouldn't stand on the field long enough. He got his fat rear end into the dressing room,'' Johnson snapped.



NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue's investigation predictably cleared the Eagles of plotting naughty things against the Cowboys. The sour aftermath caused curious minds to ponder what might happen in a Buddy-Jimmy rematch later in Philly.



"I wonder if they're going to shake hands ... or arm wrestle,'' said Dave Widell of the Cowboys. Nothing untoward occurred between Johnson or Ryan, but it was the game in which Eagles fans pelted Johnson with snow balls (batteries included).

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 17, 2008, 08:14:04 PM
gawd
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on December 17, 2008, 08:22:07 PM
Buddy Ryan had his following, his players loved him, and some Eagle fans still think he was a great coach even though he won only one playoff game his entire tenure in Philly, and never was hired as a head coach again. He made headlines, thats for sure, but you would be hard to find a coach that was a bigger ass than Buddy Ryan.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 17, 2008, 08:29:01 PM
hes probably the greatest sports figure to ever come thru philly...hes definitely the greatest coaching figure and him being an ass is what made him so great...and correction he won ZERO playoff games


kotite - 1
buddy - 0
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Wingspan on December 17, 2008, 08:29:44 PM
Quote from: shorebird on December 17, 2008, 08:22:07 PM
Buddy Ryan had his following, his players loved him, and some Eagle fans still think he was a great coach even though he won only one playoff game his entire tenure in Philly

Which playoff game was that?

Quote from: shorebird on December 17, 2008, 08:22:07 PM
and never was hired as a head coach again.

except for the houston oilers(dc) and cardinals
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on December 17, 2008, 08:53:41 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on December 17, 2008, 08:29:44 PM
Quote from: shorebird on December 17, 2008, 08:22:07 PM
Buddy Ryan had his following, his players loved him, and some Eagle fans still think he was a great coach even though he won only one playoff game his entire tenure in Philly

Which playoff game was that?

Quote from: shorebird on December 17, 2008, 08:22:07 PM
and never was hired as a head coach again.

except for the houston oilers(dc) and cardinals

Thats right, it was Kotite who won against Detroit.  Forgot about that.



Quote from: ice grillin you on December 17, 2008, 08:29:01 PM
hes probably the greatest sports figure to ever come thru philly...hes definitely the greatest coaching figure and him being an ass is what made him so great...and correction he won ZERO playoff games


kotite - 1
buddy - 0

Yes, but being a great coaching figure doesn't make you a great coach. He had  teams loaded with talent and could never get them over the playoff hump.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 17, 2008, 08:54:28 PM
kotite beat new orleans

ray rhodes beat detroit

stop posting
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on December 17, 2008, 08:57:19 PM
Me being wrong about one playoff win doens't change the fact that all three sucked, including Buddy Ryan.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 17, 2008, 08:59:37 PM
you been wrong about approx. 27 things in the last 25 minutes and all of them have been common knowledge items amongst eagle fans...you can come back tomorrow but take the rest of this evening off please and re group
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on December 17, 2008, 09:02:34 PM
1=27??

This......coming from someone who thinks Buddy Ryan is the greatest sports figure to come thru Philly.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on December 18, 2008, 10:24:35 AM
i want that sweater
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on December 18, 2008, 10:32:49 AM
You don't think you look chump enough already?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: mussa on December 18, 2008, 11:22:58 AM
can't see Dallas beating the Ravens. Tis the season for Romo to choke...and Ravens D is very good at making that happen.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 18, 2008, 11:40:38 AM
that 93 yard touchdown drive with no time left says howdy
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on December 18, 2008, 12:11:51 PM
Dallas doesn't have the D that the Ravens have. I'd like to see the Ravens get a lead and let that D start blitzing. I'm still puzzled at the fact that the Ravens went to a prevent D for that last drive when they had been blitzing the whole game prior. Why give stop it if it was working?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 20, 2008, 12:19:30 PM
Final game at Texas Stadium tonight.  2 Eagles-related moments made Sportscenter's Top 10

8 = Bounty Bowl
7 = Hutton (die)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on December 20, 2008, 10:41:45 PM
I ain't gonna lie.  Tashard Choice worries me.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 20, 2008, 11:11:01 PM
Willis McGahee just shut down that shtein stadium.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 20, 2008, 11:11:05 PM
About time the Ravens put this game away.


This game is put away, right?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 20, 2008, 11:29:37 PM
Been hearing that Cowboy run defense hyped all week. They've sure looked great this 4th quarter.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 20, 2008, 11:34:11 PM
I never would have thought a Dallas/Ravens game could be so high scoring.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 20, 2008, 11:36:28 PM
HOW 'BOUT DEM COWBOYS?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 20, 2008, 11:49:39 PM
The Ravens scored as many points tonight as they have in their past four games. The McClain run was the longest run by a Cowboys opponent in Texas Stadium history. I love that those two things happened after a week in which about two dozen pundits talked about how the Cowboys defense would carry them into the playoffs. What a sack of bullshtein. I hope the Eagles rape this shtein team next week.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 20, 2008, 11:59:37 PM
i hope the eagles win tomorrow and tampa or atlanta lose
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 21, 2008, 12:00:52 AM
The best thing that could have happened is that Dallas could have disappeared.

Second best:  AIDS for all concerned.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 21, 2008, 12:02:44 AM
they are showing on espn right now that the cowboys have the exact same scenario as the eagles to get in the playoffs...win out and have tampa or atl lose

if one of them lose tomorrow (and of course the eagles win) the game next sunday at the linc will be the single greatest regular season game in eagles history and its not even close

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 21, 2008, 12:04:31 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 20, 2008, 11:49:39 PMThe McClain run was the longest run by a Cowboys opponent in Texas Stadium history.

God was watching.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 21, 2008, 12:08:38 AM
I liked watching Dallas get assraped almost as much as I liked watching our bartender (female) yelling at Dallas fans to pay their tabs on the way out.

She's hot.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 21, 2008, 12:25:48 AM
 :-D :-D

Funny 4th quarter.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 21, 2008, 12:40:43 AM
Witten, already dealing with a sprained ankle and busted ribs, sprained his knee and they are saying he is in doubt for next weekend.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on December 21, 2008, 01:23:07 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 21, 2008, 12:02:44 AM

if one of them lose tomorrow (and of course the eagles win) the game next sunday at the linc will be the single greatest regular season game in eagles history and its not even close


Not even close? what about this years Cinncy game?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 21, 2008, 01:36:12 AM
2001 vs the Giants was pretty good
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 21, 2008, 06:48:03 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 20, 2008, 11:11:01 PM
Willis McGahee just shut down that shtein stadium.

Quote"It wasn't a homecoming game. It was more like a mock funeral," McGahee said. "We spoiled their day. It was probably the best concert ever in Irving, Texas."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on December 21, 2008, 06:49:29 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on December 21, 2008, 01:36:12 AM
2001 vs the Giants was pretty good

2004... Weeks 16 and 17... Rams and Bengals.


I have nothing to contribute.




EDIT:  God Bless Willis McGahee.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 21, 2008, 09:53:08 AM
Did y'all catch RayRay's "turn the lights out in this bitch!" comment after McClain took it to the house?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 21, 2008, 10:10:42 AM
No.  I was busy mocking the Dallas fans in attendance and missed it.

I don't give a farg what any of you say about taterskins fans.  Dallas fans are literally the worst human beings on Earth.   Arrogant, clueless, redneck douchebags, the lot of 'em.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 21, 2008, 10:39:53 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 21, 2008, 09:53:08 AM
Did y'all catch RayRay's "turn the lights out in this bitch!" comment after McClain took it to the house?

http://www.youtube.com/v/7J8gZZKa-1w&hl=en&fs=1
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on December 21, 2008, 11:05:16 AM
Get your ring finger ready!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 21, 2008, 11:09:35 AM
LOL @ Romo dejected on the sideline AGAIN.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 21, 2008, 11:23:51 AM
(http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/1220/nfl_a_romo1_sw_412.jpg)

Loser.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Wingspan on December 21, 2008, 12:19:45 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 21, 2008, 12:02:44 AM
they are showing on espn right now that the cowboys have the exact same scenario as the eagles to get in the playoffs...win out and have tampa or atl lose

if one of them lose tomorrow (and of course the eagles win) the game next sunday at the linc will be the single greatest regular season game in eagles history and its not even close



Christmas 06
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 21, 2008, 07:40:47 PM
Don't quote me on this, but even if they beat the Eagles I think the Cowboys need Tampon to lose at home to the Raiders UNLESS the Falcons lose to the Rams. Some deep tiebreaker shtein.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 21, 2008, 07:42:43 PM
Dallas controlled their destiny before, and thanks to Tampa and Philly, they got it back.  All they need is a win because they already beat Tampa Bay head-to-head...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 21, 2008, 07:46:53 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on December 21, 2008, 07:42:43 PM
Dallas controlled their destiny before, and thanks to Tampa and Philly, they got it back.  All they need is a win because they already beat Tampa Bay head-to-head...

Can't the head to head be farged up if Chicago wins its final two games and ends up 10-6 also? Head to head doesn't work for a three way... I'm trying to figure it out.

Hmmm... looks like it would go to conference record, which would take out Chicago and then allow Dallas to have it via head-to-head.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 21, 2008, 07:48:58 PM
In a 3-way tie, Dallas would get it based on conference record
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 21, 2008, 07:51:27 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on December 21, 2008, 07:48:58 PM
In a 3-way tie, Dallas would get it based on conference record

Tampa and Dallas would both be 8-4 in conference. But like I said I think it reverts to two-team rules once 7-5 Chicago is taken out.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 28, 2008, 06:33:53 PM
If the taterskins beat the 49ers, the Cowboys will finish in last place in the division.... 


but they don't

Dallas gets 3rd place and games with the Packers and Seahawks next year
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 28, 2008, 07:49:02 PM
I'm eagerly awaiting new videos from Cowboy Chris and Stonethrower John Shango.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 28, 2008, 08:04:13 PM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/apjp1h.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 28, 2008, 08:09:39 PM
Is there a less clutch QB than Romo?  Seriously, at least McNabb usually waits until the 4th quarter or the later rounds of the playoffs to choke.  Once it hits December, Romo just sucks complete ass.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 28, 2008, 08:21:48 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on December 28, 2008, 08:04:13 PM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/apjp1h.jpg)

all hail Easy
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 28, 2008, 09:34:12 PM
Because you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on December 28, 2008, 11:36:50 PM
I hate that commercial. Pretty much because anyone who takes fantasy football seriously like that is a loser.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 29, 2008, 01:15:34 AM
Fun article from a Dallas columnist (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/football/cowboys/stories/122908dnspotaylor.3e93ddb.html)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on December 29, 2008, 02:15:46 AM
Quote from: King Cole on December 28, 2008, 11:36:50 PM
I hate that commercial. Pretty much because anyone who takes fantasy football seriously like that is a loser.

especially "romolicious" :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on December 29, 2008, 08:46:59 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on December 28, 2008, 08:04:13 PM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/apjp1h.jpg)

Sorry... I had to take that shtein.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 29, 2008, 10:10:40 AM
(http://cdn.kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com-s1.simplecdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/clemonsstiffarm.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on December 29, 2008, 10:23:29 AM
^^^ That... is hilarious.^^^   :-D



(http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2008/09000d5d80db2a4a_gallery_600.jpg)

(http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2008/09000d5d80db2a45_gallery_600.jpg)

(http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2008/09000d5d80db2f30_gallery_600.jpg)

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on December 29, 2008, 10:24:45 AM
(http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2008/09000d5d80db2831_gallery_600.jpg)

(http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2008/09000d5d80db2ca1_gallery_600.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on December 29, 2008, 10:26:53 AM
I didnt notice the "C" on TO's jersey last night for him to be holding his own press conferences after games
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 29, 2008, 10:30:08 AM
look at that little bitch considine telling demps not to talk shtein
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on December 29, 2008, 10:34:21 AM
(http://enrico.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/28/tempimage_1_20.png)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on December 29, 2008, 10:42:06 AM
ahh yeah, this little media bit Ed posted was sent out heavy last night

no better expression
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on December 29, 2008, 10:57:32 AM
911 operator- "What is your emergency?"
Caller- "I'm choking."
911 operator- "What is your location?"
Caller- "Visitor's locker room, Lincoln Financial Field."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 29, 2008, 01:43:51 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 29, 2008, 10:30:08 AM
look at that little bitch considine telling demps not to talk shtein

Might as well cut him and make him a coach.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 29, 2008, 02:58:04 PM
Romo laying there is just like how he reacted to fumbling the PK.  He sucks at  being a leader, he wants to live in the limelight.  His comments after the game would piss me off if i were a cowboy fan, just completely dismissing his performances in december and big games. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on December 29, 2008, 02:59:21 PM
I didnt see it, but did he put any blame on himself at all?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 29, 2008, 03:07:26 PM
http://www.nfl.com/videos?videoId=09000d5d80db2629

All i could find was the Romo highlights from yesterday..lol.  ESPN had the video but i cant find it.  He looked almost like he was doped up, which would explain the collapsing, what i find funny is how often this guy has people make excuses for him. 

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 29, 2008, 03:21:53 PM
he said something to the effect of if i win a superbowl thats greats and if i dont then thats great too

sounded very mcnabb like
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on December 29, 2008, 03:31:53 PM
thats a fantastic attitude Tony

hey...I guess as long as youre farging Jessica and her dad...who needs a Superbowl

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 29, 2008, 04:34:39 PM
http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=501587

Hahaha
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 29, 2008, 05:00:10 PM
I can't read enough of these articles. (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/football/cowboys/stories/122908dnspocowlede.2f54c16.html)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 29, 2008, 05:12:10 PM
Shango!

http://www.youtube.com/v/PvMudhKPFTc

Best part is that he promises an HD video from last night right after the game. That's going to be gold.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 29, 2008, 05:18:52 PM
Wade's press conference today (http://www.dallascowboys.com/multimedia/multimedia_center.cfm?id=8402F6F6-B434-6E4E-3AB166BF35ADE94F)

Werder at 6:30 kicks off a series of questions about the players running the asylum and how Wade thinks he's going to fix it (yeah right), then around 9:30 they start asking him if he should be fired or quit, then it goes back to attacking the players.  Good stuff...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 29, 2008, 05:32:41 PM
He said he was going to change, like go from a marshmellow softie to a hardass. Then Bradie James said he doesnt know if that will work. (it won't, you cannot go from a softie to a hardass; you can lighten up from being a tough guy though ala Coughlin)

And Bradie James roughed up some fan who was wearing a sandwich board sign outside Valley Ranch. :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on December 29, 2008, 06:03:41 PM
That Shango guy's video is a classic, can't wait to see the one from right after the game.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 29, 2008, 06:40:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/4rBA41f7A0c
>:D

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: henchmanUK on December 29, 2008, 06:51:07 PM
Quote from: Rome on December 29, 2008, 04:34:39 PM
http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=501587

Hahaha

QuoteLowe said James broke his sunglasses, and he initially tried to file a report with the Irving police but did not end up filing one.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 29, 2008, 09:03:23 PM
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/DaveK913/Capture_12292008_134058.jpg)
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/DaveK913/Capture_12292008_134037.jpg)
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/DaveK913/Capture_12292008_134050.jpg)
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/DaveK913/Capture_12292008_134203.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Phanatic on December 30, 2008, 02:33:57 AM
Funny but that last pic looks like Donovan's sayin "whatever bitch."

Or maybe "Not bad for a honkey quarterback".
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on December 30, 2008, 05:50:11 AM
McNabb mushed him!  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on December 30, 2008, 06:08:34 AM
Btw, it's tuesday morning and I just checked... DALLAS STILL SUCKS!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 30, 2008, 08:41:50 AM
QuoteNew York Giants' Manning makes a funny at Romo's expense
by Mike Garafolo/The Star-Ledger
Monday December 29, 2008, 3:37 PM

Every now and then, Eli Manning will give you a brief glimpse behind the cliched answers and monotone voice to remind you there's a darn good personality back there.

Remember this?

Well here's one more to add to the list, though this one was unprovoked:

When asked today what his plans were for the bye week, Manning said, "No plans. I'm going to have a pretty relaxing week up here. No plans to travel or do anything. My plans to (visit) Cabo fell through."

http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2008/12...makes.html#more
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 30, 2008, 11:59:29 AM
Cris Carter said that he would put a bullet in TO's head (re getting him off the team) and now Terrell Davis has called him a cancer.

Dallas media is coming unglued on this team as well.  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 30, 2008, 12:01:48 PM
http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/

Roy Williams is coming under fire too for his route running.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 30, 2008, 02:13:44 PM
http://www.star-telegram.com/332/story/1115871.html

QuoteTake it from T-New: A 'coward' is tearing the Dallas Cowboys apart
By JENNIFER FLOYD ENGELjenfloyd@star-telegram.com
Related Content
Terence Newman, left, on the sideline with Wade Phillips earlier this season, says, " ...When you sit there and make excuses and put the blame on other people, it erodes what you are trying to build.

IRVING -- Walking around this Cowboys locker room Monday, after another season abruptly ended in failure, I was struck by how deeply divided this team actually is.

The lack of chemistry is glaringly obvious in how players talk about one another. A lack of respect seems to exist for many Cowboy coaches as well. Everybody is always blaming somebody.

And deep fissures remain amongst Dallas' biggest names, personalities, and players with Wade Phillips basically intimating that he had to have a come-to-Jesus intervention with Jason Witten, T.O. and Tony Romo before Philly.

Cowboys cornerback Terence Newman encapsulated all of this angst, somewhat unintentionally Monday, when talking about lack of accountability in this locker room.

"It is like the problem when you had the anonymous player saying all that stuff," he said. "They are a coward, you know, and that kind of stuff ruined this season."

Let that sink in: A bigtime Cowboy called another bigtime Cowboy, and Witten specifically -- if locker room rumblings about the identity of "the snitch" are to be believed -- a coward.

Welcome to what happens when you have a Cupcake for a coach.

This Cowboys team lacks leaders, or enough of them. Too few guys hold themselves accountable. This group requires a coach willing to do both and what they got instead was Wade Phillips.

And what we have at Valley Ranch as a result is a mess.

Newman, of course, caused a ruckus a couple of weeks ago by going on national TV and saying just that -- how a lack of accountability from players and specifically coaches had crippled this Cowboys team. He was ripped for doing so.

He also was right, as evidenced by a 44-6 season-ending, playoff-snuffing loss in Philly. What that gutless performance underlined was just how lacking in leadership this team really is.

"Obviously, there were people who were wondering who I was talking about. I was talking about everybody," Newman said. "Too many guys are not accountable in this organization. And when you sit there and make excuses and put the blame on other people, it erodes what you are trying to build."

What has been built at Valley Ranch under Coach Cupcake is an unmitigated disaster. We have a mess far bigger than first imagined, and one not easily resolved either.

This is not solved by finding another QB, or dumping T.O., or drafting a safety. This is a cracked foundation, as evidenced by problems that obviously remain between T.O., Romo, Witten and Jason Garrett.

And how do you clean up that level of deeply fractured?

Coach Cupcake has a solution, or he claims to be scribbling down a rudimentary plan on Post-It notes as we speak. He's going to become "more demanding, more whatever" next season.

OK, so the plan is a work in progress.

"It has to start with me," Phillips explained. "If you're not going to change the coach and you don't get the results you want, then the coach needs to change some things. I have to look at myself."

His central theme involved "change." As a result he dropped that buzzword in his presser on Monday more than Barack Obama did during the presidential campaign. He basically promised to be less Cupcake-y, from running a tougher training camp to cracking down in practices to demanding accountability from players.

He finally admitted Monday that he has an accountability problem with this team. Two years and everything that has happened and he just now realized this.

So he vows to "take over" and "pay more attention to detail." Or in other words, what he should have been doing all along.

Of course, change does not include firing anybody. Coach Wade stays. So do both coordinators. Cap considerations and blind stupidity probably equals most big-name, big-time players returning for 2009.

So what exactly is changing?

Oh yeah, a 61-year-old coach going into his 33rd NFL season plans on totally reinventing himself from "the softie" to "Bill Parcells, Jr." Which would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic, especially since he admitted his personality is not going to change.

Cowboys linebacker Bradie James actually giggled when asked if a meaner, tougher Coach Cupcake was what this team needed.

"If you know a person to be a certain way and then all of a sudden you have an extreme change, I don't know how well that's going to be taken," he said. "I don't know what he means by that. Like I said, he didn't address us, so I don't know."

Yes, Coach Cupcake began his attempt at being a butt-chewing disciplinarian by failing to address his players in a post-season meeting, a first in a long time at Valley Ranch.

Nor did Bradie seem particularly pleased with this lack of communication from Coach Cupcake.

"Of course. Who wouldn't?" Bradie said, when asked if Cowboy players wanted to hear from Wade. "I don't want to just end this thing and be in the dark. I'm finding out information from you guys. That's not my decision either. That's just how it is."

And how it will continue to be.

The Cowboys are divided and I just do not have faith in Coach Cupcake to change into the kind of guy who can fix them.

 

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 30, 2008, 02:57:27 PM
Unbelievably stupid but I still laughed:
(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z223/friedl99/thechoker.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 30, 2008, 08:04:00 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on December 29, 2008, 09:03:23 PM(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/DaveK913/Capture_12292008_134203.jpg)

(http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/6753/playoffs08st4.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 01, 2009, 09:44:04 AM
Scapegoat time! (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3802824)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 01, 2009, 08:40:08 PM
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f69/r4ul/towenshoe.gif)

:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: henchmanUK on January 01, 2009, 09:37:37 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on January 01, 2009, 09:44:04 AM
Scapegoat time! (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3802824)
QuoteThis isn't the first time Cowboys coach Wade Phillips has sent a special teams coach packing. In the aftermath of The Music City Miracle loss, Phillips -- then coach of the Buffalo Bills -- fired Bruce DeHaven, one of the most respected special teams coaches in the league. Phillips' firing occurred a year later.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 04, 2009, 12:13:28 AM
Shanahan coaching in 2010? (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3808287)

QuoteDallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones hasn't changed his mind about firing coach Wade Phillips, but Mike Shanahan would be the leading candidate if he ever does make a move, according to team sources.

Mike Shanahan, a fan of Tony Romo, could end up with the Cowboys in 2010.
Shanahan's unexpected firing Tuesday by the Denver Broncos has prompted Jones to give "thought" to hiring Shanahan as the future Dallas coach -- even more so than Bill Cowher or Mike Holmgren -- but 2010 may be more timely than 2009, the sources said.

The story was first reported Saturday morning on ESPN's NFL Countdown show.
Jones and Shanahan have had a strong relationship and share a mutual admiration for Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Shanahan offered Romo more money than Jones did in 2003 when Romo was an undrafted free agent out of Eastern Illinois, Shanahan's alma mater.

Also appealing to Jones, Shanahan would not carry an exorbitant price tag. Because his contract had three years remaining, Broncos owner Pat Bowlen owes Shanahan $20 million. Any owner who hires Shanahan could pay him a lower salary than the estimated $7 million a year he's owed and Bowlen would be obligated to pay the balance of that "offset."

Jones has been committed to a third season with Phillips as head coach and Jason Garrett as offensive coordinator. Sources say the owner was particularly pleased with Phillips' work with the defense and doesn't want to interrupt that progress. The chance Jones could hire Shanahan and convince Phillips to remain as defensive coordinator is very remote, a source said. Shanahan replaced Phillips as head coach when he was hired in Denver.

If Garrett should land one of the head coaching jobs available now, it could influence Jones to reconsider his plans and approach Shanahan about joining the Cowboys for the 2009 season because of the offensive void left by Garrett's departure, a source said.

The same source added that Jones was growing "angrier by the day" because of the Cowboys' last two defeats -- to Baltimore and Philadelphia -- which left them out of the playoffs.
:-D

However, as noted, any proposed union between the Cowboys and Shanahan is more likely for 2010.

Shanahan seemed to confirm the timing of his eventual return, regardless of the destination, when he told Peter King of SI.com and NBC on Saturday: "What I'm going to do is take a couple of weeks to sit back and relax a little, then consider what it is I'm going to do. Unless there's a perfect situation out there, I'd rather sit out the year and return next year."

However, as profootballtalk.com also reported Saturday, most standard NFL head coaching contracts contain a clause that the coach must "use his very best effort to seek other employment." It is unknown if Shanahan has that specific clause and many in the league doubt Bowlen would not honor the contract if the coach sat out.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 04, 2009, 04:54:07 PM
No thank you to Shanahan's coaching plus two or three actual star running backs.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 07, 2009, 06:36:09 PM
Pac-Man has to make it rain somewhere else. Cowgirls cut him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 07, 2009, 06:46:10 PM
Just saw the same thing on DNL, I was hoping they'd keep him because he's not that good and he's a giant headache. He'll end up a Raider.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 07, 2009, 06:55:18 PM
He'd complement D'Angelo Hall nicely.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 07, 2009, 08:11:15 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 07, 2009, 06:55:18 PM
He'd complement D'Angelo Hall nicely.

Pacman as a skin would be hilarious
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 07, 2009, 09:22:40 PM
LOL Pacman
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 11, 2009, 07:35:59 PM
QuoteFINALLY, A COWBOY GETS PINCHED
Posted by Mike Florio on January 11, 2009, 6:42 p.m.

Well, it's finally happened.

After nearly two years of tracking all arrests of NFL players and club employees, a member of the Dallas Cowboys has been busted.

Specifically, defensive end Anthony Spencer was arrested in Indianapolis on Sunday, and charged with public intoxication and disorderly conduct.

Though the Cowboys have plenty of locker-room miscreants and problem children, they have done a great job at staying out of trouble.

Of course, given the fact that former Cowboys cornerback Pacman Jones wasn't patted down and cuffed after getting in an altercation with one of his 24-hour-a-day babysitters in October, it's possible that incidents that might have resulted in an arrest anywhere else ended with no charges in Dallas, out of deference to the home team.

Spencer and his agent, Matthew Millhouse, reportedly tried to bribe the proprietors of the Have A Nice Day Cafe to remain open.  It's unclear whether Millhouse, who is not an NFLPA-certified contract advisor, was arrested as well.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 11, 2009, 07:38:15 PM
Pacman still thinks Jerry Jones will bring him back.  ha
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 11, 2009, 07:58:24 PM
Spencer was drafted in the slot the Eagles traded out of... and ended up picking Kolbsy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 12, 2009, 07:11:18 AM
... and he'll be tormenting Donovan McNabb for the next 5 years.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 12, 2009, 07:43:39 AM
That was the theory at the time.  It turns out Kolb's been more annoying to McNabb than Spencer, but the bar isn't exactly set very high.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on January 12, 2009, 11:42:36 AM
QuoteSpencer and his agent, Matthew Millhouse, reportedly tried to bribe the proprietors of the Have A Nice Day Cafe to remain open.  It's unclear whether Millhouse, who is not an NFLPA-certified contract advisor, was arrested as well.

Back in 1999, I went to that club.  To this day I have no idea why its named "Have a Nice Day Cafe"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 12, 2009, 11:51:56 AM
Because it rhymes.  Duh.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 12, 2009, 11:55:18 AM
I was there in 1999 too.  Holla.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 12, 2009, 07:50:41 PM
They had a "Have a Nice Day Cafe" in Cincinnati when I was in college I used to go to all the time.  Best BJ I ever had in my life came from a girl I met up in that piece.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: henchmanUK on January 13, 2009, 10:05:24 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on January 12, 2009, 07:50:41 PM
They had a "Have a Nice Day Cafe" in Cincinnati when I was in college I used to go to all the time.  Best BJ I ever had in my life came from a girl I met up in that piece.

Sounds like the Have a Nice Day Cafe passes the trades descriptions test.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 14, 2009, 11:12:46 AM
QuoteIRVIN TALKS SHOP WITH A GUNMAN
Posted by Mike Florio on January 14, 2009, 8:58 a.m.

Hall of Fame receiver and former ESPN talking head Michael Irvin had a gun pointed at him on Monday night, according to the Dallas Morning News.

Irvin told police he was stopped at a red light when the driver of the vehicle next to him rolled down its window.

So Irvin rolled down his window, and then he saw the passenger of the other car point a gun at him.

And then the guys in the other car realized it was Irvin.

"The passenger pulled out a semiautomatic and I knew what time it was," Irvin said.  "But he said 'Oh, that's Michael Irvin, with the Dallas Cowboys.'

"So we started talking about the Cowboys and everything.  Then they got back on the highway," Irvin said.

"I tell you what, I'm glad he was a Cowboy fan."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 14, 2009, 11:13:31 AM
Who believes this crap?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 14, 2009, 12:26:55 PM
Yeah, farging right...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 14, 2009, 12:31:49 PM
Irvin was probably slingin rock.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on January 14, 2009, 03:41:45 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 14, 2009, 12:31:49 PM
Irvin was probably slingin rock.

Now that I believe.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on January 14, 2009, 04:58:16 PM
This made me tight in the pants

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/9066540/Fort-Worth-Star-Telegram,-Texas,-Gil-LeBreton-column:-Even-the-Cardinals-have-passed-the-Cowboys-in-postseason-?CMP=OTC-K9B140813162&ATT=5

QuoteHistory mocks Jerry Jones' Cowboys. Since December of 1996, when the franchise last won a postseason game, the Carolina Panthers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers and St. Louis Rams have played in an NFC Championship Game. So have the Chicago Bears, Atlanta Falcons, Seattle Seahawks and New Orleans Saints.
 
In all, 13 teams have reached the NFC title game since the 1996 season. The only other two, besides the Cowboys, to not play for the NFC championship in that span are the Washington taterskins and Detroit Lions.
 
Quick. Answer me this: What do you think of when you think about the taterskins and Lions over the past 12 seasons?
 
Consistent, successful Football isn't one of them. But the two clubs are linked at the bad-free-agent-signing bone by having an incompetent, mistake-prone front office.
 
And the Cowboys -- don't fool yourself -- are right there with the taterskins and Lions.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on January 14, 2009, 05:57:08 PM
A dig at the cowboys and taterskins in the same article=best article ever?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 14, 2009, 08:29:44 PM
Dallas to release TO?

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3833575

QuoteAt least two sources believe that vice president Stephen Jones will attempt to convince his father that Owens should be finished with the Cowboys. But Jerry Jones just last year invested a $12 million signing bonus in Owens, which means there would be salary-cap fallout. In fact, Jerry Jones has suggested that there might be enough damage that the team would find it difficult to sign NFL sack leader DeMarcus Ware to a new contract.

"I think some of people want to just cut our losses and get rid of all those guys _ TO, Tank, Pacman,'' another Cowboys source said. "But I really think Jerry likes the thrill of trying to make it all work."

The discussions involving Owens have not yet been formally initiated and probably will not occur until the Cowboys are more certain of the composition of their coaching staff.

Offensive coordinator Jason Garrett's candidacy for at least two NFL head coaching positions could influence the Owens debate. Garrett met with the St. Louis Rams on Wednesday after interviewing last week with the Detroit Lions.

At the moment, Jones has insisted that Phillips will return, but he might have to reconsider if Garrett secures another opportunity. There are people within the Cowboys organization who do not believe that Garrett would turn down another job unless Jones was willing to promote him to head coach in Dallas and purge Owens from the roster.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 14, 2009, 08:30:22 PM
Ed Werder is stirring up trouble again: (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3833575&campaign=rss&source=NFLHeadlines)

QuoteImproving locker room chemistry will be the highest priority for the Dallas Cowboys this offseason and that will force serious discussions between Wade Phillips' coaching staff and owner Jerry Jones about whether to release controversial wide receiver Terrell Owens, according to team and league sources.

"I think we all know that chemistry is the problem with this team more than the schemes or anything else,'' a Cowboys source said. "Are we going to continue to allow talent to outweigh everything else in the decisions we make with players and putting the roster together? We're like the taterskins used to be when they signed every player they wanted. There's more to it than talent. It has to be more about the team.''
"The big one [Owens] didn't get discussed yet, but I'm sure it will and real hard.''

The Cowboys released twice-suspended cornerback Pacman Jones last week and Tank Johnson is expected to depart through free agency. Both decisions are at least partly related to the renewed emphasis on creating a different atmosphere in the locker room. The Cowboys began their ill-fated 2008 season with three players on the roster who had been suspended by the league or their previous teams -- Jones, Johnson and Owens.

At least two sources believe that vice president Stephen Jones will attempt to convince his father that Owens should be finished with the Cowboys. But Jerry Jones just last year invested a $12 million signing bonus in Owens, which means there would be salary-cap fallout. In fact, Jerry Jones has suggested that there might be enough damage that the team would find it difficult to sign NFL sack leader DeMarcus Ware to a new contract.

"I think some of people want to just cut our losses and get rid of all those guys _ TO, Tank, Pacman,'' another Cowboys source said. "But I really think Jerry likes the thrill of trying to make it all work."

The discussions involving Owens have not yet been formally initiated and probably will not occur until the Cowboys are more certain of the composition of their coaching staff.

Offensive coordinator Jason Garrett's candidacy for at least two NFL head coaching positions could influence the Owens debate. Garrett met with the St. Louis Rams on Wednesday after interviewing last week with the Detroit Lions.

At the moment, Jones has insisted that Phillips will return, but he might have to reconsider if Garrett secures another opportunity. There are people within the Cowboys organization who do not believe that Garrett would turn down another job unless Jones was willing to promote him to head coach in Dallas and purge Owens from the roster.

Not only does Owens have relationship issues with quarterback Tony Romo and tight end Jason Witten, but the controversial receiver consistently criticized Garrett's play calling and his offensive schemes to the point that sources say the offensive coordinator does not believe they can co-exist.

The potential of the Cowboys losing Garrett to another team could accelerate the timetable for a decision about Owens. They had expected not to face a deadline until his $3 million roster bonus is due June 3. But that changes if Garrett finds himself in a position to leave the Cowboys and makes Owens' departure a condition of his remaining.

"I think Jerry would have to think about it, but I believe he'd let Jason leave,'' said one team source, believing Jones would prefer to be relieved of his remaining $6 million obligation to Garrett.
Regardless, Owens could still be jettisoned. His detractors can argue their belief that that Owens, 35, is a poor route runner with inconsistent hands and generally a descending player who seldom accepts responsibility for his own shortcomings. There is fear internally that he will become more volatile if his performance continues to deteriorate -- and that he may feel more empowered if he perceives that his presence forced Garrett to depart.

Of particular concern is the apparent negative influence Owens has had on teammates such as Roy Williams and Patrick Crayton and even running back Marion Barber.

"You have to be worried about his influence over there, and I think we'd get some of those players back over to our side if he was gone,'' another source said. "I think we have to decide how detrimental he is to Witten and Romo.''

While Garrett's offensive productivity plunged and quarterback Romo appeared to regress in his second full season as the starting quarterback, Jerry Jones apparently still covets his young offensive coordinator. The perception within the Cowboys coaching and executive offices is that the team's demise was more the result of poor locker room chemistry and a serious leadership void than it was a failure of Garrett's system.
It was Jones who personally returned Garrett to the Cowboys organization with the expectation the he would eventually become the next head coach of the franchise. When Garrett was offered head-coaching positions with the Ravens and Falcons exactly a year ago, Jones persuaded him to remain with the Cowboys by making him the highest-paid assistant coach in football. Jones was fiercely determined to have Garrett develop Romo, maintain offensive continuity and even mentioned his view of the team's future with Garrrett as head coach in the new $1 billion stadium, which the team opens next season.

Edit: Dammit Phreak...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 14, 2009, 08:35:22 PM
 :-D

GET T.O?!?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 15, 2009, 12:11:20 PM
Eagles sack Aikman 11 times (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFbxrOY5plo)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on January 15, 2009, 12:31:54 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 15, 2009, 12:11:20 PM
Eagles sack Aikman 11 times (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFbxrOY5plo)

They needed to cut that clip short of showing Kotites presser at the end. Almost ruined it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 17, 2009, 12:37:09 AM
The Cowboys canned their defensive coordinator. And Garrett is closing in on the Rams job. "The coaching staff is in place!"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 17, 2009, 08:50:15 AM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/160ssaf.jpg)

What the motherfarg?

:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 17, 2009, 11:37:42 AM
I'm pretty sure that's a very good photochop
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on January 17, 2009, 11:56:08 AM
or not so good
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on January 17, 2009, 12:24:11 PM
It's great. Notice the shots of Vince Young on the small TVs? Nice touch. ha.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 20, 2009, 11:17:02 AM
Per the Baltimore Sun, the Cowboys are interested in Ray Lewis.

I kind of figured they would be since he's a name player. The Sun says that the Cowboys would apparently be willing to give him a 3yr deal worth $27-$30M with 25M guaranteed.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 20, 2009, 11:39:18 AM
Does Dallas have that much available cap space? Ray Lewis and TO on the same team would be hilarious.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on January 20, 2009, 11:49:06 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 20, 2009, 11:39:18 AM
Ray Lewis and TO on the same team would be hilarious.

If Murdin' Ray and TO are on the same time, would it be too much to ask to do Hard Knocks in Dallas again?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 20, 2009, 01:57:42 PM
QuoteSources: Dallas Cowboys often tardy, undisciplined in '08


10:47 PM CST on Monday, January 19, 2009
By CALVIN WATKINS / The Dallas Morning News


MOBILE, Ala. – As they gather here for Senior Bowl scouting assignments this week trying improve their product on the field, the Cowboys officials also face significant issues off the field.

Multiple sources close to the team paint a picture of turmoil inside the locker room far greater than originally thought, and the organization is determined to solve the problems. Sources say there were many issues this season that call into question team discipline, commitment and accountability.

Owner and general manager Jerry Jones said Monday night he would not discuss certain aspects of the team, including the status of wide receiver Terrell Owens, the coaching staff – specifically offensive coordinator Jason Garrett – and recently cut cornerback Adam Jones.

Jones did say he will talk about other issues regarding the organization Tuesday. Coach Wade Phillips wasn't available for comment Monday night. He declined to talk to reporters earlier in the day.

One of the key off-season disciplinary issues the team must address is tardiness.

The team charter left late for road games five times this season because players were late to the airport according to three sources. The total represented more than half of the eight regular season away games. Sources declined to name the late players. The Philadelphia trip was delayed by more than an hour.

The punishments left little incentive for promptness. Fines for being late or missing meetings and injury treatment sessions were far lower under Phillips than they were under former coach Bill Parcells.

Under Parcells, players were fined $5,000 for being late to meetings, and as much as $12,000 for missing an injury treatment session.

This season, players were fined $100 for being late to meetings or missing a treatment. During training camp, linebacker Anthony Spencer was featured on HBO's Hard Knocks after being fined $100 for missing a treatment session. But sources said Spencer was not alone in missing such treatments.

Owens was a repeat offender in being late for team meetings, sources said. With the Cowboys needing to defeat Philadelphia to reach the playoffs in the season finale, Owens was late for a Dec. 23 meeting, citing traffic problems two days before Christmas. Owens declined comment on his tardiness.

Meetings would sometimes start 10 to 15 minutes later than scheduled, those sources said.

Phillips may not be completely to blame for the smaller fines. A source said Phillips asked Jones to raise the fine total but was rebuffed by the owner.

Jones acknowledged some players are late for meetings. However, he said sometimes a player is late because he has to meet his media responsibilities or had a legitimate excuse.

Compounding those disciplinary issues, was a growing problem of relationships between players and coaches. Sources said players lost respect for defensive coordinator Brian Stewart, who came across more as a player than a coach and made what they termed questionable play-calling.

Another source expressed concern that Phillips treated the offensive and defensive players differently, favoring the defense. It's not unusal, however, for a defensive-oriented coach such as Phillips to spend more time with one unit.

According to five sources, several offensive players lost respect for Garrett for his failure to corral quarterback Tony Romo in practice. Romo, sources said, often forced throws in practice and often did not treat practice work consistently.

The quarterback's practice habits were so bad, sources said, that they affected the way he played in games and could have factored into the offense's problems.

Sources said Owens was upset that Romo directed more passes at tight end and close friend Jason Witten as opposed to the other receivers who he deemed open. Owens has declined to discuss that issue.

The relationship between Garrett and his offensive players will be an important issue for the unit to work out. Garrett was unsuccessful in his bid to land recent head coaching jobs in Denver, Detroit and St. Louis.

Specifically, the relationship between the mercurial Owens and Garrett is in question. Other receivers respect Owens and often share his sentiments.

When asked about his relationship with Owens, Garrett said Monday, "I have a lot of respect for him, certainly as a player, we'll just leave it at that, OK?"

Wide receiver Patrick Crayton said last week during an interview on ESPN that Owens' relationship with the coaching staff was a concern.

"By the end of the season, I would say maybe a little rocky," Crayton said, "A little rocky because I think sometimes when you sit down and you have man-to-man talks, I know Terrell is one of those guys who is not going to bite his tongue, and if you're not going to be straightforward with him, there's not going to be a respect there."

Romo, according to a source, was also personally offended when Garrett was critical of his play late in the season.

How Garrett deals with these communication issues is a concern going forward. Even Phillips, who rarely publicly singles out players for miscues, noted a late-season interception thrown by Romo was careless.

"We're going to talk about working hard and continuing to go forward with our team, and we have a great opportunity this off-season," Garrett said of the communication failures. "Guys are going to come back and we'll have a tremendous resolve about us trying to get better and work hard in the off-season."

:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 20, 2009, 02:04:41 PM
Romolicious.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on January 21, 2009, 01:19:16 PM
Who cares. Somehow they will win a Superbowl before the Eagles ever do.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 22, 2009, 06:52:15 PM
Romo promises to be a better leader (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3851473)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on January 22, 2009, 08:02:16 PM
Cowboys are doing all it takes to win a playoff game

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/9118568/Reality-TV-show-to-offer-spot-on-Cowboys (http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/9118568/Reality-TV-show-to-offer-spot-on-Cowboys)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on January 22, 2009, 08:16:24 PM
QuoteContestants are still being selected. They likely will need a football background — just not too much.

I wonder if freddie knows about this, lace them up freddie!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 22, 2009, 08:21:17 PM
Munson is IN
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on January 22, 2009, 08:23:20 PM
you think he'll bring his guitar to tryouts
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on January 22, 2009, 08:25:37 PM
Dahani is tryin out?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 23, 2009, 09:15:40 AM
Guitar, not banjo.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 24, 2009, 09:01:29 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 20, 2009, 11:39:18 AM
Does Dallas have that much available cap space? Ray Lewis and TO on the same team would be hilarious.

Even if they can create the cap space after signing Ware, those numbers have to be bogus. No way the league validates that contract, it looks like an extreme deion rule violation, complements of the fine folks who first brought it to y'all. You can't offer a large salary that is almost all guaranteed prorated money.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on January 26, 2009, 04:11:00 PM
(http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/gossip/celebp/20090126_jessica/photo04.jpg)

(http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/gossip/celebp/20090126_jessica/photo03.jpg)

(http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/gossip/celebp/20090126_jessica/photo02.jpg)


http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/gossip/celebp/20090126_jessica/photo02.htm

lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: stalker on January 26, 2009, 04:17:47 PM
WTF!!!!!

Has anyone seen Romo? She might have eaten him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 26, 2009, 04:24:22 PM
Maybe she's carrying his spawn.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on January 26, 2009, 04:37:46 PM
In her thighs.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on January 26, 2009, 06:57:30 PM
More reality funness:

Quote

Cowboys' Terrell Owens gets reality show

DALLAS (AP)—Terrell Owens hopes to score with a new cable reality show.

The Dallas Cowboys' controversial wide receiver will star in his own show on VH1 this summer, giving fans a look into his life off the field.

VH1 announced Monday that the series takes place in the offseason, and T.O.'s best friends and publicists—Monique Jackson and Kita Williams—will help him re-examine his personal life. The two will work as "matchmakers and therapists" for Owens.

Owens, who caught 69 passes for 1,052 yards and 10 touchdowns this season, was prominently featured on HBO's "Hard Knocks" that tracked the Cowboys in training camp last year.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 26, 2009, 10:50:39 PM
cowboys TE and budding rap star Martellus Bennett has a masterwork on youtube (for which he'll probably get fined)

http://blacksportsonline.com/index/2009/01/dallas-cowboys-no-longer-ameri.html

needs a cameo by jerruh  imo
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: stalker on January 26, 2009, 10:57:49 PM
I could only think of one word when I viewed that.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 26, 2009, 11:18:26 PM
This team is still undergoing complete destruction, weeks after their season ended. It's an amazing thing to behold.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: stalker on January 26, 2009, 11:27:07 PM
I wish Jerry was dead so he could roll over in his grave,
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on January 26, 2009, 11:39:46 PM
Quote from: stalker on January 26, 2009, 11:27:07 PM
I wish Jerry was dead so he could roll over in his grave,

He's not?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 27, 2009, 05:19:24 AM
(http://videodetective.com/photos/108/004538_2.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 27, 2009, 06:05:28 AM
Jerry's undead, there's a difference.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 29, 2009, 11:46:37 AM
(http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jess_cartoon.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 29, 2009, 12:54:56 PM
lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 31, 2009, 02:52:56 PM
http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/01/wr-roy-williams-detroit-works-harder-tha.html

QuoteWR Roy Williams: 'Detroit works harder than Dallas on the practice field'
WR Roy Williams made that comment on ESPN's Mike and Mike Show this morning.

He noted that the hard work didn't translate to game day performance for the 0-16 Lions. Nevertheless, such a comment isn't exactly complimentary of his Cowboys coaches and teammates.

However, it should be noted that Williams has a reputation for being a poor practice player. It's been suggested that his practice habits didn't help him make a smooth transition after the Lions traded him to Dallas, although there were a lot of other factors, beginning with Tony Romo's fractured pinkie.


Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on January 31, 2009, 11:34:16 PM
Can this team possibly go even more into the crapper? Every week it's something new.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 02, 2009, 03:26:43 PM
First few paragraphs of a funny article that Bob Hayes' sister, who read the HOF acceptance letter, is a gold digging fraud and not his sister at all.


http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/sportatorium/2009/02/breaking_news_hall_of_fame_fra.php

QuoteSomewhere between Milli Vanilli, Rosie Ruiz, Criss Angel and Dennis Green's "They are who we thought they were," something smells fraudy.

Or, as the old Florida A&M college buddy and former business manager of newly minted Pro Football Hall of Fame member Bob Hayes says of Lucille Hester:

"She's a fake. A total perpetrator. She's hoodwinked the Dallas Cowboys, the NFL, the Hall of Fame and the national media. But she isn't a member of the Hayes family. And she's about to be exposed."

Before the accolades, tributes and "better late than never"s finished trickling in, Ted McIntosh is lampooning Hayes' Saturday induction to the Hall of Fame. Not on the player's merit, of course. But on the prominent role played by Hayes' "sister", Hester.

Presenting herself as Hayes' older sibling, Lucille served as the deceased receiver's spokesperson over the weekend in Tampa, even producing and reading a letter she claimed Hayes wrote in her presence in 1999. McIntosh, however, says Hester's assertions - right down to the letter - are counterfeit.

McIntosh first aired his startling revelation Sunday on 105.3 The Fan with Ben & Skin. He reiterated his stance to me last night.

"She isn't," McIntosh said, "related to Bob Hayes. She's an impostor."

This news, of course, comes as a shock to the NFL, the Hall of Fame, the Cowboys and Dallas Morning News columnist Jean-Jacques Taylor.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 05, 2009, 03:53:02 PM
Dan Reeves backs out of consulting job that was supposed to help dallas get unfarged up.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3884953

Quote...Reeves, 65, also declined to specifically identify the contractual issue that caused the deal to fall apart. He was working since Monday in the Cowboys' facility, primarily meeting with the offensive coaching staff, learning the system and its terminology, and breaking down videotape of personnel. But he exited the building at midday and arrived back in Atlanta late Wednesday night. Jones could not be reached for comment.

"I thought the thing was done, and we finally agreed on what the title was going to be," Reeves said. "I didn't want to have a coaching title and not have authority coachingwise. I wanted to work with him [Jones] and Wade and help in any way that I possibly could. We finally agreed the coaching thing wouldn't be in there, but then the contract changed and there were some things in there I couldn't see being in there, and they were important to him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on February 05, 2009, 03:59:28 PM
They are a daily Mess
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hunt on February 05, 2009, 04:05:59 PM
terry glenn arrested


http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-glennarrested&prov=ap&type=lgns


QuoteFormer Dallas Cowboys receiver Terry Glenn was arrested on public intoxication and marijuana possession charges after appearing disoriented at a hotel, police said Thursday.

The Jan. 25 arrest came after a call of a suspicious person who was wandering the hallways checking door handles, said Irving police Officer David Tull.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 05, 2009, 04:14:12 PM
well, now that pacman is gone, they could use a little help there
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 23, 2009, 09:30:42 AM
I dreamed last night that I was at some kind of NFL function, like the draft but not the draft.  Somehow--it's a dream, I don't know how this shtein happens--a guy near me produces a shotgun and we wrestle over it, during which the gun fires, blowing a deadly hole in the guy..  And then I see that the dying dude is DeMarcus Ware.  Then I woke up.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on February 23, 2009, 09:34:39 AM
Nocturnal emission?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 24, 2009, 12:02:52 AM
That wasn't just a dream, it was a message from Andre Waters. It means you must contact Andy Reid and have them install the shotgun offense when they play dallas next year. If they do, McNabb will meet with unparalleled success and after the game Ware will get shot.

Or it could mean you are sexually attracted to DeMarcus Ware and, as rjs suggested, blew your wad.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 24, 2009, 09:07:27 AM
I felt kinda bad about it.  If Ware gets shot dead, the Eagles won't be able to sign him to a massive contract after he's blown out a knee and past his prime.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 26, 2009, 12:02:48 AM
from Rotoworld

QuoteCowboys owner Jerry Jones has "made the decision" to keep Terrell Owens, according to ESPN's John Clayton

maybe this will be like his decision to keep his coaching staff intact.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on February 26, 2009, 03:38:42 PM
FOX Sports says the Cowboys are trying to trade Roy Williams (the horsecollar one)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on February 26, 2009, 04:34:15 PM
since Brad Johnson got cut

Roy Williams for Kevin Kolb straight up
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 26, 2009, 09:04:10 PM
Roy Williams for Considine and a conditional kick in the nuts.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on February 28, 2009, 03:11:52 PM
Per NFLN Kitna was traded to Dallas for a pick
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 28, 2009, 05:50:59 PM
Championship.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on February 28, 2009, 06:25:03 PM
just signed Keith Brooking to a 3-yr deal
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 28, 2009, 06:34:02 PM
They are collecting old white linebackers!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on February 28, 2009, 07:26:21 PM
Dallas traded Anthony Henry to Detroit in that Kitna deal
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 28, 2009, 07:39:03 PM
Kind of surprised they traded Henry. Although he was one of the rare non-probowlers on the roster, they always seem to have a problem with having enough serviceable DBs and I think Henry could play safety as well if needed.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 05, 2009, 12:07:56 AM
Breaking news on ESPN: TO is done in Dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on March 05, 2009, 12:14:32 AM
Pack your bags for Oakland TO
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 05, 2009, 01:26:23 AM
His icehole agent will be laughing all the way to the bank too - here comes yet another new team and another signing bonus. What's that, 4 signing bonuses in 6 seasons? And nobody is on to this scam yet? Maybe the giants or washington will go after him, but I doubt we'd be that lucky.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 05, 2009, 01:38:32 AM
This is important analysis from Jerry Jones, of the thinking behind the decision:

QuoteWriting on the Morning News' Cowboys blog, Tim MacMahon points out that Jery Jones issued a telling quote to Dallas television reporter Steve Dennis in a recent interview where Jones discussed wide receiver Roy Williams' role for next season.

"We all understand and maybe, maybe need to think through, is there enough balls?" Jones said. "Can there be enough balls to go around here? I think that's very, very important here. And we want Roy Williams to have a lot of balls."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on March 05, 2009, 01:45:25 AM
Quote from: Eagaholic on March 05, 2009, 01:26:23 AM
His icehole agent will be laughing all the way to the bank too - here comes yet another new team and another signing bonus. What's that, 4 signing bonuses in 6 seasons? And nobody is on to this scam yet? Maybe the giants or washington will go after him, but I doubt we'd be that lucky.

Just what Eli needs.  Could you imagine Coughlin and TO?  That would be priceless. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 05, 2009, 02:10:59 AM
Quote from: Don Ho on March 05, 2009, 01:45:25 AM
Quote from: Eagaholic on March 05, 2009, 01:26:23 AM
His icehole agent will be laughing all the way to the bank too - here comes yet another new team and another signing bonus. What's that, 4 signing bonuses in 6 seasons? And nobody is on to this scam yet? Maybe the giants or washington will go after him, but I doubt we'd be that lucky.

Just what Eli needs.  Could you imagine Coughlin and TO?  That would be priceless. 

(http://www.flyersphans.com/forums/images/smilies/popcorn.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on March 05, 2009, 06:21:59 AM
Ha! The party is over! Bad new is this doesn't do anything but make the Cowboys better.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on March 05, 2009, 06:45:11 AM
I think the Eagles should sign him.  The practice squad could always use a few more tackling dummies.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 05, 2009, 06:51:02 AM
Quote from: reese125 on March 05, 2009, 12:14:32 AM
Pack your bags for Oakland TO

That option is probably gone since they've been cutting salary (Hall, Walker)

He may be forced to retire or take a huge paycut
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Zanshin on March 05, 2009, 07:57:27 AM
I know it sounds insane, but if his price is right after a dearth of other takers, I could see the Patriots sniffing around Owens.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 05, 2009, 08:19:54 AM
Damn...I wanted that circus act to stay on the team.

I wonder if he'll off himself.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 05, 2009, 08:36:40 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on March 05, 2009, 07:57:27 AM
I know it sounds insane, but if his price is right after a dearth of other takers, I could see the Patriots sniffing around Owens.

I thought you were getting at something else for a second there.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on March 05, 2009, 08:46:03 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 05, 2009, 08:36:40 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on March 05, 2009, 07:57:27 AM
I know it sounds insane, but if his price is right after a dearth of other takers, I could see the Patriots sniffing around Owens.

I thought you were getting at something else for a second there.


Ditto.  Whew.....
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on March 05, 2009, 08:51:33 AM
i saw this last night and thought it was a wonderful dream.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on March 05, 2009, 09:15:15 AM
this guy needs to be either freddie mitchelled out of the league or brought in where he is not the best WR anymore that deserves the ball in crunch time...because thats when he does the majority of his bitching

the only teams that have that kind of scenerio are the Cardinals, Colts, Texans, NE and possibly now Detroit ..anybody else forget it

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 05, 2009, 09:33:51 AM
Quote from: Father Demon on March 05, 2009, 08:46:03 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 05, 2009, 08:36:40 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on March 05, 2009, 07:57:27 AM
I know it sounds insane, but if his price is right after a dearth of other takers, I could see the Patriots sniffing around Owens.

I thought you were getting at something else for a second there.


Ditto.  Whew.....

me too! lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 05, 2009, 11:01:22 AM
They cut safety Roy Williams as well.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: bowzer on March 05, 2009, 11:13:01 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on March 05, 2009, 11:01:22 AM
They cut safety Roy Williams as well.

Dawkin's Replacement!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 05, 2009, 11:21:28 AM
Don't laugh.  He's probably about the best they could do.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on March 05, 2009, 11:22:05 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 05, 2009, 09:33:51 AM
Quote from: Father Demon on March 05, 2009, 08:46:03 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 05, 2009, 08:36:40 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on March 05, 2009, 07:57:27 AM
I know it sounds insane, but if his price is right after a dearth of other takers, I could see the Patriots sniffing around Owens.

I thought you were getting at something else for a second there.


Ditto.  Whew.....

me too! lol

Fourthded.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 05, 2009, 11:22:23 AM
At least we know that when guys go flying by him, it was part of his plan.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 05, 2009, 11:28:13 AM
Front page poll on PE.com:

QuoteDo You Want The Eagles To Sign T.O.?
Yes - 37.4%
No - 62.6%

Ridiculous.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 05, 2009, 11:30:07 AM
Sure, sign him up, Make this team implode faster so that some coaching or front office change might happen.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: mussa on March 05, 2009, 11:30:18 AM
desperate times call for desperate measures, but no thanks
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 05, 2009, 11:31:36 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on March 05, 2009, 11:30:07 AM
Sure, sign him up, Make this team implode faster so that some coaching or front office change might happen.

Can they get Roy Williams in the "horse collar" package deal?  Wasn't Williams also the guy who nailed the coffin in Donovan's "sports hernia" season?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on March 05, 2009, 11:32:43 AM
Signing TO and allowing the team to eat itself might be the only way to run Reid and Banner out of town. In.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 05, 2009, 11:33:38 AM
Trying to remember who injured Donovan is like trying to remember who injured Westbrook or who defended a Jerry Rice touchdown catch.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on March 05, 2009, 11:44:55 AM
i'd be fine with them signing TO.  no joke.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 05, 2009, 11:47:00 AM
And Joe Banner would love to see a player come crawling back to him, begging for a job, so there's something nice in it for him as well.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 05, 2009, 11:52:11 AM
Kolb to Owens?

Donovan would shtein if they took TO back.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 05, 2009, 11:52:56 AM
Don't be surprised if he says he'd welcome TO back.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 05, 2009, 11:54:47 AM
who gives a flying farg what donovan would do
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 05, 2009, 11:55:50 AM
all of you talking this nonsense need to shut up. and now. You're making my eyes bleed.

I cannot believe some of these posts.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 05, 2009, 12:02:25 PM
I don't want that junk back here.

farg him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hunt on March 05, 2009, 12:08:29 PM
that TO song was catchy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 05, 2009, 12:10:43 PM
Bring TO back and kick Dawkins to the curb in the same offseason? I can totally see the front office doing that. And they'd still sell out every single game.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 05, 2009, 12:19:03 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on March 05, 2009, 12:10:43 PM
Bring TO back and kick Dawkins to the curb in the same offseason? I can totally see the front office doing that. And they'd still sell out every single game.

I'm upset that I gave my Owens jersey to charity.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 05, 2009, 01:20:01 PM
The only way the Eagles have an interest in TO is if he'll sign for the vet minimum and no signing bonus.

Same goes for Boldin.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 05, 2009, 01:37:31 PM
updated list of teams that confirmed no interest in TO (http://www.profootballtalk.com/2009/03/05/the-anti-to-list/)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 05, 2009, 01:43:52 PM
It's sad.  I'm kind of hoping the Eagles stay in the background here and maybe do this.

It will sure give us all something to talk about.  I like being entertained.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 05, 2009, 01:54:01 PM
If I remember, dallas was about the only team wanting to give him a shot last time around -  and actually it was jerruh, Parcells wanted no part of him
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 05, 2009, 02:01:50 PM
I'd love to see him go to Arizona, then bitch about being the 4th receiver.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on March 05, 2009, 02:41:27 PM
not sure why i thought this was so funny...

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305130052870 (http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305130052870)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on March 05, 2009, 04:02:28 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 05, 2009, 11:28:13 AM
Front page poll on PE.com:

QuoteDo You Want The Eagles To Sign T.O.?
Yes - 37.4%
No - 62.6%

Ridiculous.


Blame PFT

http://www.profootballtalk.com/2009/03/05/pft-planet-skews-the-eagles-poll/
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 05, 2009, 05:53:40 PM
I still have my TO jersey
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 05, 2009, 06:16:56 PM
Quote from: paco on March 05, 2009, 04:02:28 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 05, 2009, 11:28:13 AM
Front page poll on PE.com:

QuoteDo You Want The Eagles To Sign T.O.?
Yes - 37.4%
No - 62.6%

Ridiculous.


Blame PFT


http://www.profootballtalk.com/2009/03/05/pft-planet-skews-the-eagles-poll/


Personally I like this, PFT make the Eaglez site pull the poll once they swung the results to being in favor of getting TO:


QuotePFT PLANET SKEWS THE EAGLES POLL
Posted by Mike Florio on March 5, 2009, 3:55 p.m. EST

When we posted at 3:10 p.m. EST our item about the Eagles poll regarding whether the team should sign T.O., 9,625 people had voted — and 62.9 percent of them had said "no."

In an update to the story, we suggested that we should all vote "yes," in the spirit of Mitch Berger being named the Super Bowl MVP.

As of 3:47 p.m., a total of 20,170 votes have been cast.  And "yes" now has 64.3 percent of the vote.

Based on my once strong but now poor math skills, this means that 10,545 votes were cast in the intervening 37 minutes — and that 9,399 of them were "yes."

It's a rate of 89.1 percent "yes," and 10.9 percent "no

Kind of popped the propaganda balloon they were trying to float
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on March 05, 2009, 06:44:50 PM
I bet Dave and company sure minded them driving up the site traffic.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 05, 2009, 06:59:15 PM
I'm sure epicdawn resolved the problem.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 05, 2009, 07:04:34 PM
Quote from: paco on March 05, 2009, 06:44:50 PM
I bet Dave and company sure minded them driving up the site traffic.

it wouldn't explain why they pulled the poll
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 05, 2009, 07:07:35 PM
Everybody pulls the poll now and again.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 05, 2009, 07:22:11 PM
Some more than others, E.W.


In other news, ESPNEWS has been showing the same two clips of Owens when reporting this news: one of Sean Considine trailing him by 5-6 steps and one of Brian Dawkins trailing him by 3-4.  Fun.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 05, 2009, 09:25:30 PM
did dave really pull the poll when it skewed TO?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on March 05, 2009, 09:39:05 PM
Don't tell me it would surprise you...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 05, 2009, 09:44:54 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on March 05, 2009, 09:39:05 PM
Don't tell me it would surprise you...

yes and no....it is dave and the eagles but still thats pretty damn blatant
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 05, 2009, 10:08:06 PM
They never should have put up that poll in the first place if they didn't want to see people click yes.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on March 06, 2009, 12:17:39 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 05, 2009, 07:22:11 PM
Some more than others, E.W.


In other news, ESPNEWS has been showing the same two clips of Owens when reporting this news: one of Sean Considine trailing him by 5-6 steps and one of Brian Dawkins trailing him by 3-4.  Fun.

They should show one of the many clips of the ball either going between his hands or bouncing off of them.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on March 06, 2009, 10:58:19 AM
TO spotted in Nashville.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on March 06, 2009, 11:27:38 AM
Quote from: shorebird on March 06, 2009, 12:17:39 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 05, 2009, 07:22:11 PM
Some more than others, E.W.


In other news, ESPNEWS has been showing the same two clips of Owens when reporting this news: one of Sean Considine trailing him by 5-6 steps and one of Brian Dawkins trailing him by 3-4.  Fun.

They should show one of the many clips of the ball either going between his hands or bouncing off of them.

Hahaha - no kidding. I remember the 49ers/Packers playoff game when TO dropped pretty much every pass Steve Young threw him except the game winning TD he caught as he was getting hit by 3 defenders
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 06, 2009, 11:31:45 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on March 06, 2009, 10:58:19 AM
TO spotted in Nashville.

Kerry's gonna hit the bottle again
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on March 06, 2009, 11:56:43 AM
as horrendous as it is.. if ESPN keeps this TO record spinning for months on end, Id rather it be him than Brett Favre
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 06, 2009, 11:58:12 AM
Oh man, wouldn't it be so awesome if Favre came out of retirement again to play with TO on like the Lions or something?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on March 06, 2009, 04:09:30 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on March 06, 2009, 11:27:38 AM
Quote from: shorebird on March 06, 2009, 12:17:39 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 05, 2009, 07:22:11 PM
Some more than others, E.W.


In other news, ESPNEWS has been showing the same two clips of Owens when reporting this news: one of Sean Considine trailing him by 5-6 steps and one of Brian Dawkins trailing him by 3-4.  Fun.

They should show one of the many clips of the ball either going between his hands or bouncing off of them.

Hahaha - no kidding. I remember the 49ers/Packers playoff game when TO dropped pretty much every pass Steve Young threw him except the game winning TD he caught as he was getting hit by 3 defenders

That catch is what allowed the Eagles to talk to Andy Reid at the last minute when they were set to hire Jim Haslett to replace Ray Rhodes.

See, that farging T.O. has been screwing us since 1998!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 06, 2009, 07:51:59 PM
Sean Payton's comments on ESPN were pretty amusing when denying they had any interest. Basically said "yeah he's explosive, but he was 2nd in the NFL in drops and they all seemingly came in critical situations".
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on March 07, 2009, 02:37:41 PM
Dallas.
Igor Olshanksy.
Quotehttp://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3959111
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 07, 2009, 03:55:19 PM
I bet he picks up the scheme pretty quickly
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 17, 2009, 08:26:39 PM
There was a gay escort on Howard Stern yesterday claiming that he had sex with a Dallas Cowboy. Yet another way to "farg Dallas!"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on April 05, 2009, 01:53:58 PM
more dallas crackboys

QuoteFormer Dallas Cowboy Arrested on Drug Charges
Posted by Aaron Wilson on April 5, 2009, 12:06 p.m.

Former Dallas Cowboys defensive tackle Leonardo Carson was arrested by FBI agents at his Texas home after being indicted in Alabama last month, according to the Dallas Morning News.

Carson, 32, was charged with conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute cocaine, crack cocaine, and marijuana.  He faces federal and state drug charges.

Carson, who played collegiately at Auburn, played for the Cowboys during the 2003 and 2004 seasons.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 08, 2009, 01:14:56 PM
Nice spelling, Martellus.

QuoteMartellus Bennett, The Blogger
Posted by Mike Florio on April 8, 2009, 9:16 a.m.

For his last Internet venture, Cowboys tight end Martellus Bennett did some rapping.

Eventually, the Cowboys did some fining.

This time around, Bennett is blogging for the Dallas Morning News.

Though it's not nearly as entertaining as a profane rap song, it's . . . um . . . intriguing.

Here's a portion of his first entry, from last week:

"Have you ever went on a date and the girl didn't look as good as you remember?  This really sucks! Yesterday my friend went to meet a girl at the movies he had met at the bar two nights before. We all know once you have a few drinks everything seems to look better it's what we call the Grey Goose affect. LOL (laugh out loud)."  [Editor's note:  Thanks, Martellus, for letting me know what "LOL" means.  I had always wondered, but was too afraid to ask.  In 1998.]

"Well anyways he goes to the movies to meet this woman when he gets there I recieve several text messages about how cute she isn't and it couldn't be the same girl. . . .  Instead of leaving he orders popcorn, sour patches and two big 44oz drinks and proceeds into the movie finds them a seat and begins to sip his drink.  He watches the previews and tells her that they need to go see one of the future movies in the previews if they ever go to the movie together again and smiles.  Then he goes 'man this is some strong stuff it is going straight threw me I have to go to the restroom.'  Gets up and walks all the way to his car gets in it starts it and leaves.  Hahaha.  Didn't tell her bye or anything just left.  Now that's funny but is truly messed up."

And here's what surely will go down as an Internet classic, from Tuesday of this week:

"Man what do you do if your chic farts?  It doesn't seem as if women should fart.  I was walking in the grocery store in the chips and dips aisle.  This lady was walking in front of me pushing her cart she stopped to pick up some pringles and let one rip.  Sounded like a growl and and a motor but smelt like a dead carcus.

"I guess women have to let go at times too but it just doesn't seem right, but if they do then it shouldn't smell or make a sound. I mean come on if you were on a date with Angelina Jolie a lunch date eating
spaghetti and pancakes or whatever it is people eat in Hollywood and as she's feeding you she farts.  Do you let her slide because of her beauty or call her out?"

But Martellus hasn't yet abandoned his first love.  Bennett and his partner from the rap that got "Marty B" fined have made a new song, without the profanity.

And we've finally figured out why some songs include profanity.  It helps to distract attention from the fact that, you know, the song sucks.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on April 08, 2009, 01:19:11 PM
Ironically, I am currently enjoying a spaghetti and pancake lunch.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on April 08, 2009, 01:43:52 PM
QuoteQuincy Carter Is Back, Sort Of
Posted by Mike Florio on April 8, 2009, 10:43 a.m.

Years after his NFL career disintegrated into a fine white powder (allegedly), quarterback Quincy Carter continues to play the game.

Sort of.

He's now employed by the Abilene Ruff Riders of the Indoor Football League.

Carter, a second-round pick of the Cowboys in 2001, will make $200 per game, with a whopping $50 bonus for each victory.

Earlier this week, Carter led the Ruff Riders to a victory over the Odessa Roughnecks.  He threw five touchdown passes.

On February 27, Carter was arrested for drunk driving and marijuana possession.  His blood alcohol concentration reportedly was 0.14 percent.

Next week should be an easy game against the Sinclair Roughhousers, then a tough one at home against the Lakewood Ruffians.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on April 08, 2009, 02:07:07 PM
The teams in that IFL sound pretty Rough
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on April 09, 2009, 07:08:56 PM
I'm a fan of the Birchwood Ne'erdowells.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on April 10, 2009, 03:49:12 PM
An entry from Martellus Bennet's blog:
QuoteYowsers!!

I believe in aliens. I've actually seen four or five of them in my
lifetime. Although they aren't as smart as everyone seems to think. I
played one in monopoly, checkers, and chess and I destroy him/her
couldn't really tell which it was so I'm just going to call it It. It
made the same mistakes over and over again in checkers it was funny. I
had five kings three minutes into the game. It sucked. I mean it could
have just been a dumb alien, I mean there are dumb people and I'm
probably one of them. LOL. Thanks Texas A&M LOL. Joking I love y'all I
must say I'm smarter than my teammates. Anyways! This alien was super
dumb so I decided to play him and bet something. I bet my truck in
exchange for it to stay and work for me. It accepted. So we proceeded
the first game was basketball, I knew that this would be a sure win
considering I'm awesome at the game. So the game began after I
explained the rules it understood. I got the ball first I was playing
similar to Lebron James on this particular day. Beat him 15 to 6 he
hit 3 2s. Yes I won. Next we decided to golf I suck at this. The
alien was about 4 foot 16 LOL add it up, with a Marcus Spears stomach
and Jason Witten arms. That's weird looking and it had a Peyton
Manning head with Reggie McNeal legs. So picture that. It was awesome
at golf 18 hole in ones. It won. So I decided to name it Lion Forest
LOL because it was that impressive. After that we decided to play a
game of Madden this was the final game I had to win. Of course I
picked the Cowboys, did minor roster changes made myself the starter
and so on. Lmao. It picked the Giants because it said a bunch of
aliens it knew played for them. I didn't even bother asking. Anyways I
won 42 to 3 I had 200 yards recieving and 2 tds, Witten had 136 yards
3 tds I love throwing to the TE and Jay Ratliff returned a fumble for
a td. That was the game. So now I have a alien maid and BFF, it's a
great wingman I just ask the girls if they ever been to Jupiter and we
take em. It does make weird sounds when we watch E.T or see ED on ESPN
LOL. Well if you ever wanna meet a alien holla at me.


Never stop chasing your dreams.

Peace, Love and Happiness

Marty B


http://cowboysinsiderblog.dallasnews.com/ (http://cowboysinsiderblog.dallasnews.com/)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on April 14, 2009, 09:01:15 PM
Dallas' schedule:

9/13 = at Buccaneers 1:00
9/20 = GIANTS SNF
9/28 = PANTHERS MNF
10/4 = at Broncos 4:15
10/11 = at Chiefs 1:00
10/18 = BYE
10/25 = FALCONS 4:15
11/1 = SEAHAWKS 1:00
11/8 = at Eagles SNF
11/15 = at Packers 4:15
11/22 = taterskinS 1:00
11/26 = RAIDERS 4:15 Thanksgiving
12/6 = at Giants 4:15 FLEX
12/13 = CHARGERS 4:15 FLEX
12/19 = at Saints NFLN Saturday
12/27 = at taterskins SNF
1/3 = EAGLES 1:00 FLEX
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on April 23, 2009, 03:59:28 PM
classic new blog entry from martellus

Quote
Why do black people love chicken?
1:36 PM Wed, Apr 22, 2009 | Permalink | Yahoo! Buzz
Martellus Bennett    E-mail   News tips
Why do black people love chicken?

Why do black people love chicken is a question my white friends ask me
constantly. Honestly I don't know the answer to the question besides
the fact that fried chicken is delicious. To find out more of what may
be the reason black people love chicken I did a survey. And in return
to my friends my question to them is why don't black people come in
the picture frames? You know what I mean the stock photos are always
happy white families but I never see black families. Maybe that will
change now that Obama is in office that's a great looking black
family, they are always happy and they jus recently added to the
family with a cute dog. That would would be a great stock photo. But
anyways.
here are some of the answers to my survey! I asked numerous people.

1) everybody likes chicken not just black people.

2) because it's greasey and black people use grease (LOL)

3) because back in the day that was all they were able to eat.
Everyone else would eat beef and not chicken

4) I don't know fool. Haha.

5) because it's in our DNA (really)

6) because it's let's fattening then red meat

7) because you can cook it with anything

8) it makes us run faster and jump higher

9) during slave times chicken was considered dirty so they fed it to
the slaves.

10) the media makes people believe chicken is all black people eat.
I'm black and I don't like chicken. (hahaha yea right)

11) my answer: everybody loves chicken despite race sex gender chicken
is scrumptious and everyone enjoys it. If you haven't had chicken go
get some.


With all that being said I am about to go get me a spicy ten piece
with fo (four) biscuits and a large red beans from popeyes. I don't
need a drink because I have purple koolaid at home.


Never stop chasing your dreams.

Peace, Love and Happiness

Marty B



Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on April 23, 2009, 04:04:45 PM
Quote
With all that being said I am about to go get me a spicy ten piece
with fo (four) biscuits and a large red beans from popeyes.

Jesus christ I miss Popeyes.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 23, 2009, 04:06:08 PM
Bojangles > Popeyes
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on April 23, 2009, 04:14:16 PM
Bojangles biscuit sandwiches are greater than anything on earth. But Popeyes' spicy chicken with a side of redbeans and rice is a close second.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 23, 2009, 07:51:48 PM
QuoteWith all that being said I am about to go get me a spicy ten piece
with fo (four) biscuits and a large red beans from popeyes. I don't
need a drink because I have purple koolaid at home.

:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 23, 2009, 07:57:39 PM
haha if only he didnt play for dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on April 24, 2009, 11:51:26 AM
Chicken is right up there at the top of my list with bacon.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on April 24, 2009, 11:57:03 AM
its a friggin crime how much better fried chicken is than bacon
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on April 24, 2009, 12:21:46 PM
Bacon is only delicious when crunchy, so it lacks the juicy flavor of fried chicken. I think I need to make some bacon-wrapped friend chicken.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on April 24, 2009, 01:36:37 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 24, 2009, 11:57:03 AM
its a friggin crime how much better fried chicken is than bacon

When you're wrong, you are more wrong than anyone on Earth has ever been. And you are wrong here.

Fried Chicken, while delicious, is not even in the same conversation as bacon.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on April 24, 2009, 01:40:35 PM
Does that mean that turkey bacon is between fried chicken and bacon?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on April 24, 2009, 01:41:26 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 24, 2009, 01:36:37 PM
When you're wrong, you are more wrong than anyone on Earth has ever been. And you are wrong here.

Fried Chicken, while delicious, is not even in the same conversation as bacon.

we arent counting cutesy internet inside hyperbolic jokes

we are talking about real food

bacon is < sausage much less fried chicken

and im not talking about popeys...im talking homemade cast iron cooked in crisco fried chicken...its probably a top 3 all time food
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on April 24, 2009, 01:43:05 PM
Like I said. Fried chicken is delicious. But bacon is the perfect food. It's a condiment, a side dish and a meal in and of itself. Fried chicken can't hold its jock.

And you couldn't stop being cutesy if you tried.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 24, 2009, 06:34:34 PM
shut up fatties
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on April 24, 2009, 06:49:12 PM
Bacon eclipses everything including beer, Super Bowl wins and sex parties with the broads from "We Live Together".
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 24, 2009, 07:02:27 PM
What if you were drinking beer, having a 3some with the girls from we live together, while watching the Eagles win the SB? That scenario beats fried chicken wrapped in bacon.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on April 24, 2009, 07:04:05 PM
That scenario will happen before the Eagles winning a Super Bowl does.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on April 24, 2009, 09:53:44 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 23, 2009, 04:06:08 PM
Bojangles > Popeyes

Bush's Chicken>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bojangles > Popeyes, if you are ever in TX check it out. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 25, 2009, 07:08:50 AM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on April 24, 2009, 09:53:44 PM
if you are ever in TX

I don't see that happening any time soon, sir.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 26, 2009, 02:55:00 AM
QuoteCowboys' Jones moves down for better value on Day 2

Posted: Draft | NFL.com Staff | Tags: 2009 NFL Draft, Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones, Michelle Beisner

IRVING, Texas — For those of you watching on television, it may have looked the Cowboys passed on the 51st pick, before eventually trading it away to the Buffalo Bills, but that was not the case. I am told the official war room terminology for what happened is that the Cowboys got caught without a player.

Sources inside the Cowboys organization tell me the reason Jerry Jones opted not to pick at 51 is because all of the players at the Cowboys' positions of need were taken. The Cowboys entered the draft looking for safeties and wide receivers, but Louis Delmas went at the top of the second round to the lions, Patrick Chung went next at No. 34 to the Patriots and Brian Robiskie went to the Browns two picks later. With those guys off the board, Jones set his sights on offensive lineman Max Unger. But when the Seahawks took Unger just two picks before their own, Jones decided the Cowboys would be able to get a bigger bang for their buck with tomorrow's price tag and moved back into the third and fourth round.

A typical Jerry Jones draft usually includes at least one move up the board to select the player he covets. When I spoke to Jones earlier in the day he indicated that wanted to move up, but it looked like he was going to have to stay at No. 51.

Of course, we now know that didn't happen. The Cowboys traded the 51st pick to Buffalo in exchange for the 75th and 110th pick. This is extremely uncharacteristic of trader Jerry to not have any movement in the first two rounds, but unless something drastic happens, it doesn't look as if the Cowboys will be selecting their first player until Day 2, when the team will have 12 picks.

– Michelle Beisner
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on April 26, 2009, 03:04:58 AM
The only thing worse than the Raidas' taking that Mitchell guy is Jones not taking anyone at all...and then, trying to get by w that lameass excuse. 

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 26, 2009, 03:14:57 AM
How the hell does a professional GM in a war room loaded with months of research get stuck without a player?

:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 26, 2009, 10:29:46 AM
Dallas got a workout warrior with their first pick in the draft.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 26, 2009, 01:14:02 PM
They also drafted a QB from Texas A&M with the first pick of the 4th...Stephen McGee.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 26, 2009, 01:15:33 PM
Tony Romo just pissed himself.




Well, he does that a lot.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on April 27, 2009, 06:41:18 AM
Then they draft a kicker in the 5th round.  I guess Nick Folk's legs fell off.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 27, 2009, 11:49:50 AM
This is why I love watching Jerry Jones as the GM...because he's come out and said that they focused on improving their special teams with the draft.

Hello Jerrah...you don't draft for STs (unless its a returner or specialist). You draft good players and plug them in on STs and fill out your roster with a guy here or there, like a Larry Izzo type, who is a special teams demon.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on April 28, 2009, 10:21:48 AM
Phreak, you may want to put your boy on suicide watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPhaiUydT38
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 28, 2009, 10:51:38 AM
Quote from: paco on April 28, 2009, 10:21:48 AM
Phreak, you may want to put your boy on suicide watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPhaiUydT38

It was posted already (I think in the Maclin thread), but I enjoyed watching it again regardless.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 28, 2009, 10:57:34 AM
this was in the grade thing on the eagles side, but LOL http://sports.espn.go.com/chat/sportsnation/story?id=4104114
1.67 consensus grade..ha 2nd lowest
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on April 28, 2009, 07:03:22 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 28, 2009, 10:51:38 AM
Quote from: paco on April 28, 2009, 10:21:48 AM
Phreak, you may want to put your boy on suicide watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPhaiUydT38

It was posted already (I think in the Maclin thread), but I enjoyed watching it again regardless.

Shango is the best. This one is funny too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjS1amcg2lw

A Cowboy fan I know said Wade Phillips looked like lawn furniture in the war room. He was blown away by it just like Shango.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 28, 2009, 07:18:42 PM
farging hilarious, you almost feel bad for Wade
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 28, 2009, 10:18:41 PM
Quote from: paco on April 28, 2009, 10:21:48 AM
Phreak, you may want to put your boy on suicide watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPhaiUydT38

Nice TomTom as the centerpiece. Whats up with that?

TomTom sucks anyways.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on May 02, 2009, 06:02:59 PM
QuoteIRVING — Four Dallas Cowboys staff members were injured Saturday when the roof of the team's indoor practice facility collapsed.

Cowboys spokesman Rich Dalrymple said all players and coaches were accounted for, and he didn't know the extent of the injuries to the four staff members, who were hospitalized.

"They were right in the middle of practice and they were in the middle of the field, which was not good," said WFAA-TV photojournalist Arnold Payne who was on the sidelines of the indoor practice field. "The wind just started shaking the sides of this big huge plastic practice tent."

"The lights started swinging from the cieling, and just like that — the thing just started collapsing," Payne said. "They could hear people under there screaming; I could see two or three people injured," Payne said.

Rescue personnel were still going through the debris to make sure everyone was accounted for, Dalrymple said.

Irving fire-rescue officials ordered all reporters and team personnel away from the immediate area.

The roof is a large air-supported canopy with aluminum frames covering a regulation 100-yard football field.

Power was out at the Valley Ranch facility.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on May 02, 2009, 06:23:41 PM
I can't help but take a cheap shot at the illegals they hired to build their stadium and practice facility there, but damn. A lot of people have been hurt or killed there.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 02, 2009, 09:57:19 PM
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/05/02/cowboys.facility.collapse.wfaa
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on May 02, 2009, 11:25:00 PM
Another tidbit. Apparently Jerruh found a creative way to get back at Reeves for not taking the consultant deal.

QuoteDeCamillis Has A Broken Back
Posted by Mike Florio on May 2, 2009, 11:11 p.m. EDT

Cowboys special teams coach Joe DeCamillis suffered a broken back as a result of the collapse of the team's indoor practice facility during a strong Saturday storm, according to the Associated Press.

"They say he's lucky not to be paralyzed," said former NFL coach Dan Reeves, who is the father-in-law of DeCamillis.  Reeves also said that DeCamillis likely will have surgery due to multiple broken vertebrae.

The winds that caused the roof of the practice bubble were determined to be just shy of tornado strength.

"Apparently there was a microburst that produced 60 to 70 mph winds," Jesse Moore of the National Weather Service told the Dallas Morning News.  "It is very difficult to distinguish what is a tornado and what is a downburst."

According to the DMN, a 33-year-old man was impaled by an object, another person suffered a head injury, and another has an open leg fracture.

In all, 12 people were injured.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on May 02, 2009, 11:27:57 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on May 02, 2009, 06:23:41 PM
I can't help but take a cheap shot at the illegals they hired to build their stadium and practice facility there, but damn. A lot of people have been hurt or killed there.

Iirc, didn't two guys die building the new toilet stadium, the second one while OSHA was still on site investigating the first death?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 03, 2009, 01:00:51 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/05/02/cowboys.practice.field.collapse/index.html#cnnSTCVideo

video of the roof coming down
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on May 03, 2009, 04:00:10 PM
I wish it would have collaped JJ's facial surgery.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on May 03, 2009, 09:11:25 PM
Quote"They say he's lucky not to be paralyzed," said former NFL coach Dan Reeves, who is the father-in-law of DeCamillis.  Reeves also said that DeCamillis likely will have surgery due to multiple broken vertebrae.

Not everyone was that lucky: (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4132947)

QuoteA Dallas Cowboys scouting assistant was permanently paralyzed from the waist down after his spine was severed during the collapse of the team's tent-like practice structure in a severe storm.

The team announced Rich Behm was in stable condition at Parkland Hospital on Sunday after surgery to stabilize a fracture to the thoracic spine.

The 33-year-old Behm was among a dozen people hurt in the accident Saturday, and was one of three Cowboys staffers who remained hospitalized.

and a Philly connection:

QuoteCalls to Summit Structures LLC, one of the companies involved in building the $4 million facility, were not returned to The Associated Press on Sunday.

A Pennsylvania court ruled in December 2006 that Summit was negligent in the design and construction of a membrane-covered building that collapsed in 2003 after a major snowstorm in Philadelphia. The building was constructed for the Philadelphia Regional Port Authority.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on May 03, 2009, 10:25:27 PM
ouch that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on May 04, 2009, 03:29:34 PM
Also about the company that built the structure:

QuoteThe company that built the facility — Summit Structures LLC of Allentown, Pa. — said the roof had been replaced in 2008. The statement said proper engineering was used during the original construction and the installation of the new roof. Cowboys spokesman Rich Dalrymple declined to comment on the nature of the work last summer.

Definitely some good Eagles fans in Allentown.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on May 12, 2009, 03:11:39 PM
QuoteRomo stopped short in Open qualifier
For the second year in a row, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has fallen short in his attempt to advance to sectional qualifying for the U.S. Open.

Romo did not give himself a chance to go deep in qualifying, shooting an 80 at the local level Monday, The Dallas Morning News reported. He shot 44 on the back nine, with five bogeys and a triple-bogey on No. 16 sacking his scorecard at Dallas National Golf Club.

He shot even par on the front nine in the rain.

According to the Morning News, Romo will try to qualify for the HP Byron Nelson Championship on Tuesday at Stonebridge Ranch Country Club in McKinney, Texas

Front nine = September-October
Back nine = November-December
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on May 12, 2009, 06:03:38 PM
Quote from: paco on May 12, 2009, 03:11:39 PM
QuoteRomo stopped short in Open qualifier
For the second year in a row, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has fallen short in his attempt to advance to sectional qualifying for the U.S. Open.

Romo did not give himself a chance to go deep in qualifying, shooting an 80 at the local level Monday, The Dallas Morning News reported. He shot 44 on the back nine, with five bogeys and a triple-bogey on No. 16 sacking his scorecard at Dallas National Golf Club.

He shot even par on the front nine in the rain.

According to the Morning News, Romo will try to qualify for the HP Byron Nelson Championship on Tuesday at Stonebridge Ranch Country Club in McKinney, Texas

Front nine = September-October
Back nine = November-December

:-D :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on May 12, 2009, 07:18:58 PM
Did Jessica Simpson show up for the back nine?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 12, 2009, 07:42:29 PM
she was busy at a Pizza Hut buffet
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on May 12, 2009, 08:29:37 PM
QuoteFormer Dallas Cowboys quarterback Quincy Carter is free on bond after his arrest in Abilene.

Abilene police said Carter was arrested Sunday night on a probation violation warrant. The violation arose from a February arrest in South Texas for alleged drunken driving.

Carter now plays for the Abilene Ruff Riders of the Indoor Football League.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on May 12, 2009, 09:24:12 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on May 12, 2009, 07:18:58 PM
Did Jessica Simpson show up for the back nine?

more like a back sixteen...like size 16.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on May 12, 2009, 10:10:51 PM
Jessica Simpson IS the back nine at this point.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on May 26, 2009, 11:07:55 AM
their consultants are ex-cons too (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4202443)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 03, 2009, 12:59:56 PM
The black viking got cut and the Dallas Morning News is wondering if Jerrah is broke based off his draft day strategy
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on June 12, 2009, 01:36:02 PM
Tony Romo's facebook page hacked....good shtein

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3340/3613273010_65f4da4520_o.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on June 12, 2009, 01:47:25 PM
If someone creates a 100% fake jpg that is supposed to look like a facebook page but is clearly not actually on facebook, does that count as facebook being 'hacked'?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on June 12, 2009, 01:54:53 PM
youre reading way too much into it bud
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on June 12, 2009, 02:06:18 PM
Just trying to help you being a better person and not such a liar.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on June 16, 2009, 12:19:01 PM
when youre reese you can easily confused over things
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on June 16, 2009, 01:21:42 PM
4 days late and you still cant speak english. dont quit your pizza delivery job
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on June 16, 2009, 01:41:45 PM
well none of that made me look good
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on June 16, 2009, 04:10:07 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on June 12, 2009, 02:06:18 PM
Just trying to help you being a better person and not such a liar.
Quote from: MDS on June 16, 2009, 12:19:01 PM
when youre reese you can easily confused over things

This is high quality englishing right here.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on June 23, 2009, 02:27:21 PM
good news for all those heavy metal fans in Dallas (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4281396)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on June 23, 2009, 05:41:12 PM
(http://www.pampelmoose.com/mimg/Poison.jpg)

Poison Idea

punk not metal, and they're kind a thin in this pic...heaviest band ever
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on July 09, 2009, 05:40:17 PM
QuoteAccording to former Cowboys linebacker Greg Ellis, DeMarcus Ware played hide-and-seek with the Dallas coaching staff during games last season to help Ellis get more playing time.

Ellis, who was vocal about his displeasure with his diminished role with the Cowboys last season, said on ESPN 103.3's "Michael Irvin Show" Wednesday that former teammate Ware shared his frustration to the point that Ware would hide from coaches during games so Ellis could play.

"It's a disgrace when DeMarcus Ware comes off the field just so I can get in the game and when the coaches tell him to come on the field, he tries to hide so I can play," Ellis said on Irvin's show. "And you're telling me we're trying to win the Super Bowl?"

What a team.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on July 13, 2009, 02:03:55 PM
The 44-6 game is on nfln right now, was there a worse player on the field than Pacman Jones? I wish Dallas had kept him. And damn is Desean Jackson good. During the Hanson fumble return he's seen running down the sideline stride for stride with him until the 20.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on July 13, 2009, 02:10:41 PM
Tony and Jessica are done (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20290944,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines)

mass hysteria
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 13, 2009, 02:32:27 PM
Bad news for the Eagles. Lol at a "Barbie and Ken" theme party.

Ed, keep us posted if there's anything else good in People mag.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on July 13, 2009, 03:56:56 PM
(http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/47401_jessicacandy_123_451lo.jpg)

(http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/47407_jessicacandy1_123_487lo1.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 13, 2009, 04:03:16 PM
i'd still love for my meatcicle to be that snickers bar
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 13, 2009, 04:11:18 PM
QuotePoll: Cowboys America's most hated team
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on July 13, 2009 1:55 PM
NFL_phillips.jpgOld habits die hard.  Apparently, so does old hatred.

In a poll taken by ESPN, the reality show loving Dallas Cowboys fended off a Spygate-fueled challenge from the New England Patriots to win the title of America's most hated team.

Only five teams were listed as possible answers, led by the Cowboys (36%), Patriots (34%), Steelers (12%), Giants (9%), and Raiders (9%).

And while the poll is clearly being used as an artificial time-waster during the NFL's sssslow period, the 870,000 votes cast across 25 topics reveal other interesting glimpses into what football fans think.

Michael Vick, for instance, has roughly three times the fan support of other exiled players Donte' Stallworth and Plaxico Burress.  And fans would still rather have Vick or Stallworth on their team than Terrell Owens.  (Perhaps Joanna Krupa voted.)

The answers to two other topics may catch the league office's attention.

64% of respondents are in favor of an 18-game season.  No surprise there.

A whopping 77% of NFL fans said they'd "appreciate" legal gambling on those games in their state.  Even less of a surprise there.   


link to the actual poll    http://myespn.go.com/blogs/nfcwest/0-9-355/SportsNation--Twenty-five-bold-proclamations.html
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on July 13, 2009, 09:08:42 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on July 13, 2009, 04:03:16 PM
i'd still love for my meatcicle to be that snickers bar

call her Sea...according to People Magazine, Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson on Thursday.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on July 13, 2009, 09:21:42 PM
Quote from: reese125 on July 13, 2009, 09:08:42 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on July 13, 2009, 04:03:16 PM
i'd still love for my meatcicle to be that snickers bar

call her Sea...according to People Magazine, Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson on Thursday.

Tony Homo or not, she's fargin hot.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on July 13, 2009, 10:30:00 PM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on July 13, 2009, 09:21:42 PM
Quote from: reese125 on July 13, 2009, 09:08:42 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on July 13, 2009, 04:03:16 PM
i'd still love for my meatcicle to be that snickers bar

call her Sea...according to People Magazine, Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson on Thursday.

Tony Homo or not, she's fargin hot.

Um, no

(http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/fatsimpson2.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 14, 2009, 06:23:16 AM
Quote from: reese125 on July 13, 2009, 09:08:42 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on July 13, 2009, 04:03:16 PM
i'd still love for my meatcicle to be that snickers bar

call her Sea...according to People Magazine, Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson on Thursday.

wow youre dumb
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on July 14, 2009, 07:25:53 AM
yeah--whats so dumb about that slick?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on July 14, 2009, 08:15:00 AM
Quote from: reese125 on July 14, 2009, 07:25:53 AM
yeah--whats so dumb about that slick?

Quote from: BigEd76 on July 13, 2009, 02:10:41 PM
Tony and Jessica are done (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20290944,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines)

mass hysteria
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 14, 2009, 08:22:44 AM
he was trying to be funny and mocking easy...but it doesnt change the fact that hes an unfunny moron


back on topic i saw some pics the other day of the new dallas stadium and that thing is pretty farging cool
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Zanshin on July 14, 2009, 08:23:07 AM
Watched the NFL Replay of the Week 17 Eagles/Cowboys game. Man, that never gets old. I had such a good time watching that, it was just silly. I kept rewinding it to explain all the best parts to my five-year-old, and we just laughed our asses off. Great bonding moments right there.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on July 14, 2009, 08:36:43 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 14, 2009, 08:22:44 AM
he was trying to be funny and mocking easy...but it doesnt change the fact that hes an unfunny moron


back on topic i saw some pics the other day of the new dallas stadium and that thing is pretty farging cool

wrong cracker-Sea said he wanted a BJ from her, I simply said he still has a shot-so take you and your cow suit the farg on outta here
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 14, 2009, 08:54:07 AM
so then you really did miss two people talking about their breakup 12 minutes before you posted that...wow....and i was trying to defend you...you really are dumber than i thought and my opinion of your intelligence before this was impossibly low
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on July 14, 2009, 08:56:43 AM
shut up already
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on July 14, 2009, 12:55:18 PM
Martellus Bennett is apparently in hot water over a video that him and his brother made for youtube.  It is called the "Black Olympics" and it shows them eating fried chicken, watermelon, and downing kool-aid.  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 16, 2009, 09:38:52 AM
you know this whole pc thing is out of hand when black people can't even make fun of their own stereotypes. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on July 16, 2009, 11:59:15 AM
I thought they were upset because black people had computers.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 04, 2009, 05:57:50 PM
foxsports says

QuoteAt this juncture in Tony Romo's career, what he really needs is a nickname.

How about, Mr. October?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 04, 2009, 11:03:37 PM
Already has a nickname, he's called Tony Homo in every other NFC East stadium.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 05, 2009, 12:15:23 AM
this would be strictly an AFC nickname
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 05, 2009, 12:40:24 AM
farg DALLAS
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 05, 2009, 11:29:12 AM
$90 pizzas?  (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/The-new-Dallas-Cowboys-Stadium-will-offer-90-pi?urn=nfl,180810)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on August 05, 2009, 11:57:34 AM
Nuclear.

Bomb.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 05, 2009, 12:17:03 PM
Have we reached critical mass yet? Is there enough evidence that humans have come full circle and are now dumber than the lowest earthly organism?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on August 21, 2009, 02:31:31 PM
tonight on FOX is the debut of the Jerrah Dome.  60-yd HD screens and supposedly it could hold the Statue of Liberty without touching the roof...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 21, 2009, 03:19:22 PM
and hey, only a few people died building it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on August 21, 2009, 03:23:37 PM
They were only Mexicans or Texans, so they don't really count.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 21, 2009, 03:39:30 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on August 21, 2009, 02:31:31 PM
tonight on FOX is the debut of the Jerrah Dome.  60-yd HD screens and supposedly it could hold the Statue of Liberty without touching the roof...

awesome isnt the right word because i wouldnt want that spaceship to be my teams stadium but the thing looks amazingly cool
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 22, 2009, 01:51:33 AM
Anyone watch the game tonight?

The Titans punter smacked one off of Jerrah's HDTV. And in pre-game he asked the punters to not hit his scoreboard.


I heard an interesting story today about the stadium...

My company recently hired a new guy. He worked for one of our competitors who are based out of Oklahoma. The owner of that company flew down to Dallas to buy some seats for the purpose of giving out tickets to corporate clients. Except he didn't just buy seats.

Apparently they offer a package that allows you to fly on the team plane and stay in the team hotel for one game a year. In order to buy that package you have to buy the seat license and agree to buy the tickets for the seats you choose for EVERY EVENT at the stadium for 30 years. Not just the Cowboys, but the Super Bowl, concerts, college football, etc.

The seat license cost for 4 seats along the entrance tunnel? $600,000. That's not including the cost of the 4 tickets to each game and event for the next 30.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on August 22, 2009, 01:32:20 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 22, 2009, 01:51:33 AMThe Titans punter smacked one off of Jerrah's HDTV. And in pre-game he asked the punters to not hit his scoreboard.

Both of Tennessee's punters hit it several times during the pregame, but Jerrah refuses to move the screens (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4415658)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on August 22, 2009, 01:48:08 PM
Oh man, I hope punters don't kick too hard so they can avoid hitting the giant screens.

And really, could they have tried harder to move the seats away from the field? The Linc looks like a hockey arena in comparison.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 22, 2009, 03:13:46 PM
LMAO, here's more:

Jerruh pwned by visiting second string punter
(hey, what do you want for $1.2 billion, intelligence over ostentation?)

QuoteJerry Jones doesn't want to move video board
Posted by Mike Florio on August 22, 2009 9:23 AM ET
So with a rookie slappy punter who'll undoubtedly be pumping gas in South Carolina this time next month able to send a kicked ball into the floating, four-sided drive-in movie screen at Cowboys Stadium, owner Jerry Jones will order the thing to be moved higher from the stadium floor, right?

Wrong.

"You don't need to move it," Jones said after Friday night's game between the Cowboys and the Titans, according to Paul Kuharsky and Matt Mosley of ESPN.com.  "You gotta be trying to do it.  The rule is very clear.  You just kick it over."

Titans coach Jeff Fisher, co-chair of the league's Competition Committee, doesn't agree.

"It's an issue, yeah," Fisher said.  "I'm sure the Cowboys or the league will tell you, I shouldn't have to throw a flag out there because [the officiating crew] didn't see the ball hit the scoreboard.  Now, it's not necessarily their responsibility.  Once a fair catch signal is given, then there are no eyes on the ball anymore.  So they don't see it.  So something has to get worked out.  It can become a problem."

Per ESPN.com, rookie punter A.J. Trapasso and veteran Craig Hentrich struck the video board repeatedly during pre-game warmups.

"I hit it probably a dozen times in pregame," Hentrich said.  "Probably somewhere around a five-second punt is going to hit it and some of the guys in the league wouldn't be able to punt here if it's not raised, they'd just be non-stop hitting it.  I don't know what the people were thinking.  I guess they should have tested things out before they put that thing in place.  It'll have to be raised."[b/]

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on August 22, 2009, 03:24:52 PM
That place isn't a stadium - its a theater. I feel like being there would feel like you were watching the game in some big ass auditorium.

Dallas Sucks.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 22, 2009, 04:11:48 PM
Quote from: Die-Hard on August 22, 2009, 03:24:52 PM
That place isn't a stadium - its a theater. I feel like being there would feel like you were watching the game in some big ass auditorium.

absolutely....this is what i was saying....but its still cool....one of those places youd love to visit but wouldnt want live at
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on August 22, 2009, 04:14:46 PM
Its the kind of place they would build in Missouri, if Missourians had a douchier personality.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 22, 2009, 06:29:57 PM
It's the megachurch of stadiums.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 22, 2009, 09:04:19 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on August 22, 2009, 06:29:57 PM
It's the megachurch of stadiums.

that's how i thought of it.  it's like one of those giant evangelical churches that they broadcast jesus from on the tv. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 22, 2009, 10:26:57 PM
it's just a more grandiose toilet than the last one

didn't they used to say they left the stadium top open so God could take a dump in, or something?

edit
Quotethe cost of moving the monstrous, four-sided drive-in movie screen out of the path of punted footballs will be "at least $2 million

...Per Mort, it's Jones' position that the video board was constructed in accordance with "league specifications," and Jones has "no intentions of raising it to a higher level." 
I don't know why I find that hard to believe, that it was league specs. They need to get that construction group from Allentown which built the collapsible practice facility back and raise the screen. It would be a spectacular event if they were all hard core Eagles fans.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 23, 2009, 03:38:08 AM
I know it won't happen, but I'd love for Jerry to swear up and down that punts won't hit that thing, and then in the home opener the Dallas punter kicks one right into the HD screen and that whole shtein comes crashing down onto the field.

QuotePereira said it's entirely possible that a team trying to protect a lead could run time off the clock by intentionally punting the ball into the video board and getting a do-over. He said there is no rule for putting time back on the clock in that situation.

farg the Cowboys, farg Jerry, and farg his screen.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 23, 2009, 12:21:33 PM
Rocca will be a hero
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 23, 2009, 03:17:09 PM
that would be very cool, and placing O/U on how many times in a row he can nail it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on August 25, 2009, 01:38:25 PM
Dallas should be forced to play every home game somewhere else until the screen situation is resolved.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 25, 2009, 01:44:57 PM
as much as it pains me to say it, this isn't all jerrah's fault.  he consulted the league prior to installing it and the league office told him it needed to be 85 ft above the field and he raised it an additional 5 ft above that.  so in that regard, he went above and beyond the minimum requirement and the league should probably pick up the tab, or at least half of it, and get the thing raised high enough so that it's out of the way.

however, it was pretty dumb on his part to wait until the opening kick off before taking his team out there.  they should have had a few practices out there the week leading up to the first game.  or at least sent his punter over there with a few dozen balls to make sure it wouldn't be an issue.     

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on August 25, 2009, 03:22:05 PM
Maybe a couple of Mexican stunt punters, in case they caused the thing to fall down.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 28, 2009, 11:57:54 AM
Per ESPN (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4428556):

QuoteThe NFL has ruled that the down will be replayed and clock will be reset if a football hits the massive video display board that hangs over the field at Cowboys Stadium.

Perhaps the key piece of the ruling, issued Friday morning, is that it is only for this season. The league can review it after the season.

...

This season, if the video board comes into play, the replay official will have the power to institute a booth review without a coach's challenge, even if it isn't in the final two minutes of a half. Coaches, however, can also throw a red flag to challenge on close plays.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 28, 2009, 12:04:15 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on August 23, 2009, 03:17:09 PM
that would be very cool, and placing O/U on how many times in a row he can nail it

last post I can see in this thread

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 28, 2009, 02:45:03 PM
Roy Williams (the receiver) injured his left shoulder in practice. X-rays are negative but he has more tests on it today. Likely done for the preseason.

QuoteWilliams was down for longer than normal, then was examined by athletic trainers and shouted in anger as he headed into the locker room before the workout ended.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on August 28, 2009, 02:52:23 PM
Sounds exactly like what happened with Steve Smith
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on August 30, 2009, 04:39:01 PM
the 49ers' punter Andy Lee also hit the board last night.  Yeah, this won't be a problem...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 16, 2009, 10:35:10 PM
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4609/parkingfh.jpg)

:o
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on September 17, 2009, 11:45:19 AM
People in Dallas must be making a lot more money than people in...everywhere I have ever lived ever.
Holy shtein!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on September 18, 2009, 09:20:32 AM
Those idiots pay as much to park at a Joel Osteen appearance at a local Wal Mart, why not for a football game.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 18, 2009, 11:42:41 AM
i really think he might be the antichrist
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on September 19, 2009, 02:40:17 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 18, 2009, 09:20:32 AM
Those idiots pay as much to park at a Joel Osteen appearance at a local Wal Mart, why not for a football game.

Joel Osteen > Dallas Cowboys
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 21, 2009, 12:09:53 AM
I'm never happy with the Giants winning but it's nice that Super Wal•Mart Stadium was christened with the stench of failure tonight. May it be the first of many Cowboy losses in that godforsaken place.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Yeti on September 21, 2009, 12:32:37 AM
Hey new cowshtein stadium.  Hope you loss every friggin game.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 21, 2009, 03:54:41 PM
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs245.snc1/9230_655067013475_18411909_38416405_3001951_n.jpg)

Romo's in true November/December form...in week 2!!

I loved seeing those Hoydas lose to open that stadium.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 21, 2009, 04:02:51 PM
http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2009/09/21/terrell-owens-tweets-cowboys-have-a-tony-romo-problem/

QuoteOwens re-tweeted a 140-character missive originally written by someone on Twitter named Deidric McGowan, saying, "Dallas just found out they had a T.R. problem not a T.O problem !!" The comment was obviously a reference to Romo's 13-of-29, 127-yard, three-interception effort in a loss to the Giants.

It is, of course, no surprise that Owens is ripping Romo -- during his NFL career, he's ripped every quarterback he played with at some point or another. And Owens even made a point of going back on Twitter to say later that he didn't want to bash the Cowboys, tweeting, "Look, I'm not gonna say anything bad about the Cowboys, I hate that some of my boys played hard & they lost! Hope my boy [Marion Barber, who suffered a strained quad] is ok!! Nite!"

But while that later tweet made it seem like Owens wanted to make amends, you can bet this isn't the last time we'll read a tweet from Owens in which he takes a shot at the Cowboys. And you can bet the day is coming when Owens will take a shot at the Bills on Twitter as well.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 21, 2009, 04:12:24 PM
(http://stadiumblog.dallasnews.com/dancerscopy.jpg)

A $1.2B strip joint?!

Nice pole dancers, Jerrah.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 21, 2009, 04:18:07 PM
It's like watching austin powers
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Gene on September 21, 2009, 05:57:27 PM
Well Jerrah does have a lot of class.......

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs259.snc1/10616_655204218607_27616420_37582653_4655147_n.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on September 21, 2009, 08:10:39 PM
let the man snort a bump in peace, prude
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on September 21, 2009, 08:21:21 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 21, 2009, 04:12:24 PM
(http://stadiumblog.dallasnews.com/dancerscopy.jpg)

A $1.2B strip joint?!

Nice pole dancers, Jerrah.

Teh ghey sailors with the dallas star are also fitting
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on September 21, 2009, 08:27:42 PM
that's the painting crew wrapping up the punch out list a little late
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 22, 2009, 10:07:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em9_QtU06KU

video on jerrah digging for gold. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 22, 2009, 10:16:44 AM
QuoteYou pick your nose better than your draft picks!
LOL
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on September 22, 2009, 11:12:26 AM
lol at dio's punch out list comment.

hilariously accurate.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on September 22, 2009, 12:46:01 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 21, 2009, 08:27:42 PM
that's the painting crew wrapping up the punch out list a little late

I have no clue what this means. Engrish prease?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on September 22, 2009, 01:07:18 PM
I'm too lazy to link it but on deadspin they have an article up on how the jerrah domes standing room deal was a joke. farg dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 22, 2009, 01:12:11 PM
http://deadspin.com/5365057/how-did-that-party-pass-work-out-for-everyone
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: mussa on September 22, 2009, 01:47:51 PM
that stadium represents everything texas. gaudy and over the top. another reason to hate texas even more
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on September 22, 2009, 01:51:26 PM
Quote from: hbionic on September 22, 2009, 12:46:01 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 21, 2009, 08:27:42 PM
that's the painting crew wrapping up the punch out list a little late

I have no clue what this means. Engrish prease?

In terms you can understand, the landscaper finished blowing the grass clippings off the sidewalk before leaving.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: bowzer on September 22, 2009, 08:56:24 PM
Some of the dopes with standing room tickets didn't even get into the stadium. 

That video is awesome.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 22, 2009, 10:35:18 PM
so they basically spent 30 bucks to stand in the concourse and watch the smaller of the big screens.  awesome. 

i wonder if jerrah realized how hard it's going to be to fill a stadium with 100k seats when his team isn't that good.  no sellout = blackout.  people will go just to see the new stadium but the appeal of a new stadium will wear off soon enough, and even quicker if they play like they did on sunday. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 22, 2009, 10:51:47 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 22, 2009, 10:35:18 PMi wonder if jerrah realized how hard it's going to be to fill a stadium with 100k seats when his team isn't that good.  no sellout = blackout.

That's why the official capacity is in the 75,000 to 80,000 range.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on September 22, 2009, 11:04:06 PM
They are the most profitable team in sports. Also the most popular one. They'll be fine
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 22, 2009, 11:06:41 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 22, 2009, 10:51:47 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 22, 2009, 10:35:18 PMi wonder if jerrah realized how hard it's going to be to fill a stadium with 100k seats when his team isn't that good.  no sellout = blackout.

That's why the official capacity is in the 75,000 to 80,000 range.

farger!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 22, 2009, 11:35:59 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 22, 2009, 11:04:06 PM
They are the most profitable team in sports. Also the most popular one. They'll be fine

Yeah I don't know if it's exposure to a certain type of radiation in the womb or what that turns on the specific Cowboys fan gene (on the same chromosome as the icehole gene), but they are everywhere, and most of them have never been to Texas and couldn't find Dallas on a map. I watched the Week 1 games at a sports bar in friggin Oregon and Cowboys fans nearly sold out that place.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on September 22, 2009, 11:55:28 PM
This is why they really are America's Team.  You do know that, right?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on September 23, 2009, 12:11:25 AM
nfl influx of the 90's. they were the best team. every bandwagoner in his 20's or 30's is a cowboys fans. everyone.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: mussa on September 23, 2009, 01:55:04 AM
i was in canada for a week. coming back to the US border the US border agent waved me to come forward. when i got to her, she says, Eagles fan ehh?(cause I have a eagles plate on the front of my truck) I can tell I'm already not going to like you.  I laughed and I hear the next border agent over from us go, drop the hammer on him! she goes, I'm a cowboys fan. I'm thinking, man I'd really like to make fun of her, but I am totally at her mercy. Horrible position to be in, I just chill and say "oh really!" So she just asks the normal shtein, and lets us go. I say thanks and best of luck to Tony Romo this year. She gives me this shtein look and I take off. Me and my girl we're dying laughing for the next few miles of road.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on September 23, 2009, 09:15:00 AM
On our way back from Montreal after clinching game 5 during last years playoffs, we crossed the border  head to toe in Flyers gear with some of Quebec's finest greens under the passenger seat while getting and giving shtein to the border patrol...

LOL at "I'm totally at her mercy"  
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 23, 2009, 10:13:12 AM
ha!  mussa got scurred.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on September 23, 2009, 10:35:14 AM
by a cowboys fan no less, and he weren't even carrying
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on September 23, 2009, 10:45:19 AM
Danny's team is more profitable than the Cowgirls.  They had an operating income of 90 million plus last year which is about 30 times more than Lurie made due to his huge debt service on the team and stadium.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on September 23, 2009, 10:47:48 AM
Quote from: Rome on September 23, 2009, 10:45:19 AM... which is about 30 times more than Lurie made due to his huge debt service Shawn Andrews and Reggie Brown
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on September 23, 2009, 06:27:19 PM
QuoteCowboys' Adams fined $12,500 for plays vs. Giants

   2009-09-23 17:11


IRVING, Texas (AP) -Cowboys left tackle Flozell Adams has been fined $12,500 for kicking two New York Giants on Sunday, making it two straight games he's been fined.

Adams was punished not only for the second-quarter play that left Justin Tuck with a shoulder injury, but also for doing it to Osi Umenyiora in the fourth quarter.

Adams was flagged for kicking Tuck, but not for the swipe at Umenyiora. After the game, Tuck called it a ``bush league play,'' and Adams shot back Monday, saying he didn't know Tuck was hurt, adding, ``From a supposed kick? Tell him to stay up. It ain't my fault.''



``Normally, people go to the Pro Bowl for blocking people, not tripping people. So maybe he should keep his feet on the ground,'' Tuck said. ``We're not going to get into a war of words here, we are going to let it be what it is, and I'll see Flozell when we play them again.''

The rematch is Dec. 6 at Giants Stadium.

Adams also was fined $5,000 for an unnecessary roughness penalty against Tampa Bay in the opener, which Adams said he wants to appeal.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: bowzer on September 23, 2009, 08:18:33 PM
" I don't know why on God's Earth Tony Romo has been anointed a superstar in the National Football League. "
-- Tony Dorsett
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 23, 2009, 08:23:57 PM
you suck at quoting
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on September 24, 2009, 11:59:13 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=reilly_rick&id=4491594

Quote
It's hard being a Cowboys cheerleader

If you're going to make it in the Cowboys organization, you better cram like a sardine, because you'll take written tests on everything from Cowboys history to Texas culture to world affairs.



Not to make the football team. To make the cheerleading team.



The players don't have to take any quizzes. If you're 290 and can turn a running back into an oil stain, you could read at the equivalent of a mealworm and make it.



It's the cheerleaders who get grilled like it's Final Jeopardy. They take a nearly 100-question test during tryouts and are asked to name everything from the governor of Texas to a country that borders Iraq.



Remind me: What's this got to do with pom-poms?



Tryout coordinator: "Amber, that was a terrific triple-twisting salchow, and landing in a split was a surprise, but I'm afraid you gagged on the cold-fusion question. Get out."



"We want our cheerleaders to be knowledgeable and well-spoken in interviews," says Cowboys cheerleading boss Kelli Finglass. "If they're not, it's a deal breaker."



Cowboys players get interviewed every day. Shouldn't they have to take it? "Well, their job description is winning football games," Finglass says.



Riiiiight.



Besides, if Cowboys players had to pass the same quiz before they could make the team, many of them would be bouncers at Showgirls today.



Which is exactly why we gave it to them.



Why not? Why should the cheerleaders have to know more than the players? It's not like anybody from Fox is going up to a cheerleader after the game, asking, "Incredible game! Where do you think it ranks in Cowboys history?"



We coerced 12 players into taking it. To their credit, they did it with good humor and open minds, just not always clever ones. Some examples:



Q: Name the Six Flags of Texas.



A very tough question. Only backup QB Jon Kitna nailed it. "Oh, my kids have been schooling me on this. Mexico, Spain, France, United States, Republic of Texas and the Confederacy. Thanks to my kids, I just learned that!" Nearly all 11 others thought it was an amusement park question. Need to get some kids.



Q: Name the two ex-Cowboys quarterbacks in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.



Everybody got it right except G Travis Bright, who answered Troy Aikman but forgot Roger Staubach, and S Pat Watkins, who answered, "Joe Namath and Troy Aikman." Yep, who can forget ol' Beltway Joe?



Q: Name a country that borders Iraq.



Ten of 12 got it right (Iran, Kuwait, Jordan, Syria, Saudi Arabia and Turkey), although WR Miles Austin and CB Orlando Scandrick said Afghanistan, which is about 750 miles away. Gotta at least pause at CNN once in a while, boys.



Q: Who is the governor of Texas?



This one was hopeless. Only TE Jason Witten and DE Marcus Spears got it right: Rick Perry. Interesting fact about the governor of Texas: He doesn't have to take a quiz either.



Q: List three lean proteins.



"Like, foods?" asked LB Keith Brooking.



Uh, yes, foods.



"Tuna fish," he tried. "I don't know, man."



Watkins replied, "Fish, chicken, duck."



WR Sam Hurd listed, "Steak, chicken and pasta."



Pasta? No. Some correct answers: fish, skinless poultry, lentils, beans, soy products and lean meats. Definitely not duck.



Q: In how many Super Bowls have the Dallas Cowboys appeared?



Pretty simple question, right? One that might come up in interviews, appearances, book signings? But only one player in 12 -- Bright -- answered correctly, with eight. Not to be harsh, but 70 percent of Texas schoolkids will get that one right.



Overall, some of the Cowboys would've flunked before they got to show off their herkies, except DE Marcus Spears. He nailed nearly every question. That figures. Spears, who went to LSU, says friends made fun of him back when he was a kid for getting good grades and being smart.



Me, if I were a Cowboy and things got crazy on the sideline this season and I had no idea what the coach just meant, I'd find Spears.



Or, better yet, a cheerleader.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on September 24, 2009, 05:04:57 PM
I'm not sure that 'read at the equivalent of a mealworm' is a defensible sentence.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 24, 2009, 08:54:26 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 24, 2009, 05:04:57 PM
I'm not sure that 'read at the equivalent of a mealworm' is a defensible sentence.

I dislike Rick Reilly so much that I can't even enjoy it when he's pointing out that the Cowboys are dumb. Him and Mitch Albom can go suck each other's dicks and then write a sappy, inspirational story about it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 24, 2009, 08:55:43 PM
Throw Mike Lupica in there and have a good ol threesome
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on September 27, 2009, 12:25:09 AM
QuoteCowboys Stadium G.M. pleads guilty to DUI
Posted by Mike Florio on September 26, 2009 10:46 PM ET
The General Manager of the North Texas Football Cathedral got into a little hot water earlier this year, as a result of a decision to drive his car after drinking some water with a little heat in it.

And so Jack Hill has pleaded guilty to DUI.  Hill has been sentenced to 15 days in a Tarrant County, Texas labor detail.

A Cowboys spokesman said that Hill continues to serve as G.M. of the new arena.

15 days in a labor detail, surprised Jones couldn't bribe the gm's way out
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on September 28, 2009, 09:21:21 PM
Cowgirls looking like dookie right now, and the anouncers are drooling all over T.O. not being there anymore. And a fargin 20 yrd. punt. LOL
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on September 28, 2009, 09:34:03 PM
The quote on MNF for the cowboys "they've got issues"  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on September 28, 2009, 09:34:50 PM
WTF, brutal call on the personal foul.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2009, 01:57:27 AM
John Fox and Jake Delhomme can go ahead and start polishing up those resume's. Horrible second half.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 30, 2009, 02:43:35 PM
http://deadspin.com/5370499/couple-christens-dallas-cowboys-stadiums-new-bathroom-stalls

NSFW...NSFW...NSFW alert

A couple got caught farging on the floor of a bathroom stall in the new stadium.

QuoteDon't be too alarmed — it's only three seconds of pretty standard grunt-heavy missionary sex on the bathroom floor, nabbed by this citizen journalist who, along with many others at Dallas Stadium last night, witnessed this display. My friend, who was at the game, said many Cowboys fans were startled by the odd noises coming from the Hall of Fame box level bathroom stall, where a couple clad in Michael Irvin jerseys were "totally banging" at the end of the 4th quarter when the Cowboys had pretty much wrapped it up. The commotion soon became very, very public and many fans equipped with cellphone cameras ran into the stall to snap pictures. Luckily, our guy had video and stuck his hand over the stall like a true professional voyeur and caught a a few mighty thrusts during Irvin on Irvin.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on September 30, 2009, 02:46:27 PM
Classy girl.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on September 30, 2009, 02:57:20 PM
she's a go getter
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on September 30, 2009, 03:14:40 PM
i heard it was jerry's wife and a landscaper
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on September 30, 2009, 07:34:50 PM
Romo's new girlfriend
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on September 30, 2009, 07:47:43 PM
Romo's old girlfriend
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 30, 2009, 10:06:17 PM
Romo
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on October 04, 2009, 07:43:24 PM
DALLAS SUCKS DALLAS SUCKS DALLAS SUCKS!

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 06, 2009, 12:01:06 AM
QuoteRomo didn't know it was fourth down?
Posted by Mike Florio on October 5, 2009 7:28 PM ET
Maybe Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo's inability to bust through the glass ceiling against which his career is repeatedly bumping comes not from a lack of desire or work ethic.

Maybe he's just not smart enough to be a high-level NFL quarterback.

The first piece of evidence that's causing us to explore this theory comes from Sunday's loss to the Broncos.  Per Clarence Hill of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Romo possibly didn't realize that it was fourth down when it was, you know, fourth down in the closing seconds of the seven-point loss to the Broncos.

Hill points to video from KDFW, which shows Romo telling his linemen to get up and then flashing three fingers to an official.  Romo then "screams and walks off the field" after hearing the response.

Romo's error is being identified as a possible explanation for his otherwise inexplicable decision to throw the ball twice to receiver Sam Hurd while he was being covered by Denver cornerback Champ Bailey.

So what happened?  Possibly, the spike that Romo used to kill the clock on second down didn't register for him.

Regardless, of all the people in the stadium in position to know the down and distance information, the one person who must know it is the quarterback of the team in possession of the ball.

Even if it was a temporary release of brain gas, the fact remains that franchise quarterbacks don't make that mistake.  Ever.

And so, until he proves otherwise, Romo won't be regarded as a franchise quarterback by us.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 06, 2009, 12:08:28 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 30, 2009, 02:43:35 PM
http://deadspin.com/5370499/couple-christens-dallas-cowboys-stadiums-new-bathroom-stalls

NSFW...NSFW...NSFW alert

A couple got caught farging on the floor of a bathroom stall in the new stadium.

QuoteDon't be too alarmed — it's only three seconds of pretty standard grunt-heavy missionary sex on the bathroom floor, nabbed by this citizen journalist who, along with many others at Dallas Stadium last night, witnessed this display. My friend, who was at the game, said many Cowboys fans were startled by the odd noises coming from the Hall of Fame box level bathroom stall, where a couple clad in Michael Irvin jerseys were "totally banging" at the end of the 4th quarter when the Cowboys had pretty much wrapped it up. The commotion soon became very, very public and many fans equipped with cellphone cameras ran into the stall to snap pictures. Luckily, our guy had video and stuck his hand over the stall like a true professional voyeur and caught a a few mighty thrusts during Irvin on Irvin.



QuoteOn our midday show at 105.3 The Fan, I nervously asked Jerry Jones this morning if he had, um, seen the video of two fans "christening" Cowboys Stadium last Monday night in Arlington.

After joking that he had called several committee meetings to investigate the situation, Jones simply said:

"Yes. ... That's it."

Wonder what his reaction was?

Wonder if he watched it on 60-yard JumboJerry?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 06, 2009, 01:18:49 AM
QuotePosted by Gregg Rosenthal on October 5, 2009 3:36 PM ET
Talking about the hit that knocked him out of the end of Sunday's game, Cowboys receiver Roy Williams said, "Never in my life have I been hit like that, from Pop Warner through my six years in the league," Roy Williams said. "I'm 5,280 feet above sea level with asthma, so I was obviously hurting."

Awww, poor guy. Hope he feews bettuh soon  :'(

Somebody pass him his inhaluh.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 10, 2009, 01:05:05 AM
Sometimes I think, if I could do anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Then this hits me. I'd go to dallas and lay some pipe in total strangers dryer at a laundromat while singing Fly Eagles Fly, then for an encore belt out Faniculi, Fanicula.

Then I find out damn, I don't think I'll ever have an original thought.

http://hawtness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/kevin-accomplish-P.jpg
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 11, 2009, 02:41:31 PM
LOL dallas.  They'll come back, but holy farg you suck Wade/Romo
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 11, 2009, 04:22:42 PM
Ot w/ kc

Haha
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 11, 2009, 04:25:46 PM
KC hasn't won an overtime game since 2003. This would be a nice one.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on October 11, 2009, 04:27:11 PM
And the guys on Fox pregame show were still slobberin all over Romo before the game today.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 11, 2009, 04:35:34 PM
farging miles austin
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 11, 2009, 04:36:31 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 11, 2009, 04:35:34 PM
farging miles austin

I was up against him in fantasy today. Goddamn it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 11, 2009, 04:37:02 PM
ouch. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 11, 2009, 04:37:49 PM
lol at thanking god for beating the winless chiefs
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 11, 2009, 07:43:53 PM
My boy e-mailed me and said the Chefs were playing without OL towards the end...was that true?

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on October 25, 2009, 06:49:11 PM
f'ing stupid....Dallas built the stadium to have the setting sun come through the windows in the endzone so each team gets to be blinded for a quarter
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 25, 2009, 07:09:44 PM
apparently there's some sort of curtain or something that can be lowered but hasn't been during this game. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2009, 03:39:57 PM
DeMarcus Ware signed a 6yr extension with almost $40M guaranteed.  :o
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 03, 2009, 12:39:47 PM
QuoteTwo workers fall on roof of Cowboys Stadium
Posted by Mike Florio on December 3, 2009 10:06 AM ET
During the construction of the new Cowboys Stadium, at least two workers accidentally died.

On Thursday morning, the facility claimed two more victims.

Two workers slipped and fell while working on the roof of the massive football and entertainment venue, the Associated Press reports.

The workers fell from an upper portion of the roof to a lower section.

Per the AP, Cowboys spokesman Rich Dalrymple said that the workers were performing "ongoing maintenance," which will continue into 2010.

Dalrymple said that he did not know the extent of the injuries, and he also said that he was unsure whether cold weather was a factor in the incident.

In May, the team's indoor practice facility collapsed during a thunderstorm, injuring several people, two severely.

Federal occupational safety and health laws impose many specific requirements to protect workers from many hazardous situations, including slips and falls.  The federal agency responsible for enforcing those laws -- OSHA -- undoubtedly will be investigating the incident in order to determine whether any of the relevant rules and regulations were violated.

Farg dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 03, 2009, 02:51:33 PM
Jesus, how many injuries and deaths is that now?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 09, 2009, 09:21:05 PM
QuoteTony Romo may have a new job
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on December 9, 2009 7:31 PM ET
Tony Romo will do anything to avoid another December slide, even if that means conjuring up some painful memories from January past.

The Cowboys used Romo as their holder for field goal kicks in Wednesday's practice.

"We feel like we need to do something, whether it's the whole operation itself or some of the parts,'' head coach Wade Phillips said.  "We've got to get more confidence from our kicker. We need to do better. There's a possibility we'll make a change this week as far as the holder is concerned.''

The usual holder, punter Matt McBriar, has mishandled a few snaps lately and kicker Nick Folk has been struggling.  Backup quarterback Jon Kitna has never held in his career.

Phillips once joked when he took the Cowboys job that Romo was "retiring" from holding.  McBriar even said as much during the 2007 season while lauding Romo's ability to bounce back from his famous botched snap.

"Everybody thought it might be something Tony couldn't dance back from,"  McBriar said. "But they don't realize that Tony's not in the league to be a holder and he'll probably never be a holder again."

Lol, there could be tremendous comedy brewing here.

Farg dallas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on December 13, 2009, 07:06:57 PM
Quote from: bowzer on September 23, 2009, 08:18:33 PM
" I don't know why on God's Earth Tony Romo has been anointed a superstar in the National Football League. "
-- Tony Dorsett

;D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 13, 2009, 07:19:12 PM
(http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg166/codenameskittles/ROMO.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 13, 2009, 07:21:43 PM
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o39/meankeen2003/romo-large.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 14, 2009, 11:38:14 AM
More comedy from the great state of teexis.

Quote3D experiment falls flat at Cowboys Stadium
Posted by Mike Florio on December 14, 2009 9:53 AM ET

On Sunday, the Dallas Cowboys supplemented the 3D football game they were playing with the first-ever 3D images from the giant screens hanging about the 3D football field.

And it didn't go well.

Multiple folks in attendance at the game told us that the gimmick eventually was booed, loudly.

Chris Jenkins of the San Diego Union-Tribune writes about the razzing.  And Jenkins points out a larger problem with the excessively large televisions at Cowboys Stadium.  

"Watch," one of the Dallas writers told Jenkins.  "Nobody's watching the actual game.  They're all looking up, watching the game being played right before them on the scoreboard."

Farg dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 14, 2009, 11:56:30 AM
watching the screen rather than the game...another of the 10,000 reasons they really are America's Team

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 14, 2009, 12:05:50 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on December 14, 2009, 11:56:30 AM
watching the screen rather than the game...another of the 10,000 reasons they really are America's Team



you are so wrong but so right at the same time. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on December 14, 2009, 02:24:00 PM
I'm still waiting for the story about the extra-wide seats to accommodate Texas's 'generously-portioned' population.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 21, 2009, 06:43:29 PM
lolololol

http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=4762803
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 21, 2009, 06:48:28 PM
the best part is they spent a 5th rounder on Buehler from USC, and wont let him kick FG's...LOL
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 13, 2010, 11:13:17 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=4823355

this makes it all better now
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 17, 2010, 03:43:13 PM
well at least someone stung dat ass.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 17, 2010, 03:43:50 PM
lol, dallas now getting blowed out. So, now where are those icehole trollls?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: 4and26 on January 17, 2010, 04:09:52 PM
Minny running it up on Dallas and rubbing their nose in it!!

farg you Dallas!!!!!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 17, 2010, 04:16:47 PM
took a page right out of Buddy's playbook. difference was Buddy wanted to run up the score, favre wanted to run up his stats.

Now if the Saints can kick the vikes ass, it will be an acceptable post wild card playoffs.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on January 17, 2010, 04:27:36 PM
frauds representing the NFC EAST

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on January 17, 2010, 06:38:33 PM
What team out of the East would not have been fradulent? Worst division in the history of sports
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 17, 2010, 07:30:45 PM
the taterskins weren't frauds.  they were a bad team and it showed in the standings. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 17, 2010, 07:40:22 PM
keith brooking is crying about minnesota running up the score (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2009/news/story?id=4834737)

QuoteShiancoe laughed when hearing Brooking's comments. "OK, we apologize. I'm sorry. Better?"

ha!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 17, 2010, 08:28:26 PM
farg Dallas, farg their whiny fans, farg Keith Brooking...he went to their sideline and is lucky he didn't get smacked.

Toni Turnover made another appearance and I loved every second of that beat down.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on January 17, 2010, 09:34:31 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on January 17, 2010, 04:16:47 PM
took a page right out of Buddy's playbook. difference was Buddy wanted to run up the score, favre wanted to run up his stats.

Now if the Saints can kick the vikes ass, it will be an acceptable post wild card playoffs.

:yay
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 17, 2010, 11:13:21 PM
haha brooking sounds like a bitch. this isnt high school you little queen.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on January 18, 2010, 07:22:15 AM
Favre is an ego-maniacal prima donna and showed no class in running the score up for his own glorification, but it was a beautiful thing to see against the Cowboys.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 18, 2010, 08:02:43 AM
I wish we had a quarterback who would run up the score like Favre did.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 18, 2010, 08:14:18 AM
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2zi0ql2.jpg)

This is great.   Choke on it, Jerrah, you inbred oil pimp hick motherfarger.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 18, 2010, 10:43:51 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 18, 2010, 07:22:15 AM
Favre is an ego-maniacal prima donna and showed no class in running the score up for his own glorification, but it was a beautiful thing to see against the Cowboys.

This.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 18, 2010, 10:44:27 AM
Quote from: Rome on January 18, 2010, 08:02:43 AM
I wish we had a quarterback who would run up the score like Favre did.

Jesus, Rome.

Do you FORGET the past few years? 44-6?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on January 18, 2010, 10:47:18 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 18, 2010, 07:22:15 AM
Favre is an ego-maniacal prima donna and showed no class in running the score up for his own glorification, but it was a beautiful thing to see against the Cowboys.

Yep. He's a selfish farg who normally, I can't even stomach the sight of his face... but for the next day or so... he can do NO wrong.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on January 18, 2010, 10:49:43 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 18, 2010, 07:22:15 AM
Favre is an ego-maniacal prima donna and showed no class in running the score up for his own glorification, but it was a beautiful thing to see against the Cowboys.

even though dude gets on my nerves ....not sure why this is blamed on favre. did he call those plays?

Per Childress:"As Lou Holtz used to say, 'It's our job to score points and it's their job to stop us from scoring points.'"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on January 18, 2010, 10:53:21 AM
he so did that for Andy, he has a daddy complex with the big guy
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 18, 2010, 10:55:21 AM
Quote from: SunMo on January 18, 2010, 10:53:21 AM
he so did that for Andy, he has a daddy complex with the big guy

Lets hope not. A Childress coke induced arrest this offseason would be crazy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 18, 2010, 11:43:18 AM
Crazy awesome.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on January 18, 2010, 11:45:46 AM
crazy awesome like a fox, maybe
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on January 18, 2010, 01:45:32 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 18, 2010, 07:22:15 AM
Favre is an ego-maniacal prima donna and showed no class in running the score up for his own glorification, but it was a beautiful thing to see against the Cowboys.

Yup.

I used to really like Favre until all of his flip-flopping.  Yesterday was ridiculous, the Cowboys and their fans have every right to be pissed.  That being said  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 18, 2010, 02:05:38 PM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on January 18, 2010, 01:45:32 PM
Yup.

I used to really like Favre until all of his flip-flopping.  Yesterday was ridiculous, the Cowboys and their fans have every right to be pissed.  That being said  :-D

this.  i still love watching favre play and still respect the hell out of his ability and what he's able to do on the field.  dude is one of the goats.  it's just his offseason antics that i'm really really sick of. 

did they run up the score?  yep.  should the cowboys and their fans be pissed?  yup.  do i care?  only enough to laugh at them. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 18, 2010, 02:13:38 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/news/story?id=4835467

roy williams doing his best t.o. impression.

QuoteWhen asked if the Cowboys called any plays for him, he told ESPNDallas.com, "No. Hell no."

Quote"I didn't get a ball today, and I didn't get a look at today. It just happens," Williams said. "It's frustrating. It pisses me off, especially when we lose and especially when I feel like I have a mismatch. I got a 5-10 corner [covering me, Dontonio Wingfield], but hey, you know, I will continue to work hard in the offseason and it will come back around."

Quote"Now, next year," he said in late December, "if this is the same thing going on, then I'll be like, 'Oh [expletive], I've got to get my [expletive] together.'

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 18, 2010, 02:30:02 PM
Dontonio Wingfield

LMAO
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 18, 2010, 03:38:00 PM
For a few years now I've thought Roy Williams is the single biggest Hoyda in the NFL. If dallas was smart they'd get rid of him, especially if there's no cap next year so they can avoid the cap hit, and go out and find another player named Roy Williams.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on January 18, 2010, 04:57:53 PM
They owe him a lot of guaranteed money, even if they cut him, so I'm sure he will be playing for them next year.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on January 18, 2010, 08:14:37 PM
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4040/4285984519_282e4d2fc6_m.jpg)(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4051/4285991687_1d08206e72_m.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4006/4285984617_d4e82c34cf_m.jpg)(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2749/4286726782_e4ffdcafc1_m.jpg)

:-D :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on January 18, 2010, 08:43:13 PM
What was best about Minny's pass rush is that they were getting to Romo using just four guys even when Dallas would have 5,6 and even 7 guys back blocking.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on January 18, 2010, 11:16:08 PM
Only thing that bummed me out was that Minnesota didn't attempt an onside kick after that last touchdown.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on January 19, 2010, 06:28:34 AM
I just saw Jason Witten trying to block Jared Allen on NFL Network. HA! Laughable.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Yeti on January 19, 2010, 07:11:22 PM
 :-D
Fwauk you Dallas
:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 19, 2010, 11:00:01 PM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2749/4286726782_e4ffdcafc1_m.jpg)   (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BIwI0ohGh-s/SQ9BFjwrWCI/AAAAAAAABOw/-hJ74Ncgzac/s400/gomer_pyle.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Father Demon on January 21, 2010, 02:27:33 PM
Ol' Wade gets a three year extension (http://vyous.com/sports/nfl/eagles/2010/01/21/wade-phillips-cowboys-agree-to-3-year-extension----report---chicago-sun-times-blog). 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 21, 2010, 03:32:39 PM
actually 2 years as it turns out

QuotePosted by Gregg Rosenthal on January 21, 2010 2:50 PM ET
Wade Phillips has slightly less long-term security than we originally thought.

Initial reports about his contract extension said he was signed through 2012.  It turns out the deal only goes through 2011.

The confusion came because of a removed option year for 2012, according to ESPN's Adam Schefter.  The deal was originally drawn up with the option, but at the last moment the final year was taken out.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on February 01, 2010, 09:46:01 PM
Jay Novacek's wife committed suicide (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/020210dnsponovacek.d6b3e56c.html)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on February 02, 2010, 01:33:23 PM
All Texas baby!
(http://www.brandedflair.org/images/novaceks.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on February 04, 2010, 10:54:29 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=4884836

Anderson charged with deadly conduct
Dallas Cowboys fullback Deon Anderson was charged with misdemeanor deadly conduct Wednesday after he allegedly threatened a restaurant employee with a loaded gun during a dispute early Tuesday morning.

According to an Addison, Texas, police report, off-duty police officers working at the BlackFinn restaurant in Addison were alerted that a man was in the parking lot with a gun. The arrest affidavit stated the restaurant's parking valet, who filed a criminal complaint, said Anderson retrieved a handgun from the car and threatened him with it.

Police who were called to the scene retrieved a gun from the shrubs and discovered it was loaded, with a round chambered. It was one of two weapons confiscated at the scene, and Anderson's car was impounded due to the arrest.

Anderson, 27, faces a sentence of up to a year in jail and a fine up to $4,000 for the misdemeanor deadly conduct charge.

After police responded to the scene early Tuesday, Anderson was arrested on traffic warrants issued by the city of Irving, according to the Addison police report. He was booked into the Addison jail Tuesday morning and transferred to an Irving jail, from which he was released after posting bond.

Anderson's 25-year-old brother, Devon, also was arrested at the scene on charges of public intoxication.

Deon Anderson did not respond to ESPNDallas.com on Wednesday for a comment about the arrest warrant. Cowboys officials said Tuesday night they were looking into the incident and did not respond for comment Wednesday regarding the arrest warrant.

On Tuesday, Anderson told ESPNDallas.com his car wouldn't start after he used valet parking and wanted to know why. Anderson said he didn't put his hands on anybody or use profanity.

NFL spokesperson Greg Aiello said the NFL always looks into any incidents involving arrests with a player to determine possible discipline.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 04, 2010, 11:05:14 PM
QuoteMichael Irvin accused of rape
Posted by Mike Florio on February 4, 2010 10:45 PM ET
Former Cowboys receiver Michael Irvin is back in Florida this week as part of the pre-Super Bowl festivities.  He's broadcasting his ESPN Radio Dallas show from the Media Center in Fort Lauderdale, and like many of the former players milling about Radio Row he looks like he could still suit up and go right now.

But any sense of celebration has been tempered by the news that a civil suit alleging sexual assault has been filed against Irvin.  According to the Miami Herald, Irvin allegedly raped a woman at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino.

A decision on whether criminal charges will be pursued is pending.

The alleged incident occurred in July 2007, a month before he gave a stirring speech upon entry into the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

Irvin, through his lawyer, denies the allegations, calling them "totally untrue."

The action comes after negotiations on a financial settlement stalled.  The woman reportedly wanted $1 million, then dropped her demand to $800,000. 

"This complaint is tantamount to criminal extortion,'' attorney Larry Friedman told the Herald.  "There is no merit to the complaint.''

Though it's rare for anyone to admit to engaging in criminal conduct, Irvin is entitled to the presumption of innocence in a court of law.

In the court of public opinion, Irvin's history might work against him.  But he seems to have changed his ways, so he merits in our view the benefit of the doubt.

Move over Deon Anderson, we got us a new sheriff in town.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on February 04, 2010, 11:33:52 PM
"I don't care if he gets in the endzone and has a 10 minute tea party. Just don't get mad at me when you're getting carted off the field because some free safety took your head off and you see me in the stands going 'hoo hoo hoo.... YES! Dance now you overpaid clown! How does it feel to know God hates you? Don't worry maybe v8 will sponsor a vegetable"
-Daniel Tosh
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on February 05, 2010, 12:50:44 AM
Haha of course irvin raped a chick. Its been too long since he's been arrested
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 06, 2010, 01:58:50 AM


QuoteIn an effort to go mainstream, ExtenZe hires Jimmy Johnson
Posted by Mike Florio on February 5, 2010 10:17 PM ET
"Bob" is no longer smiling.  The star of the Enzyte commercials will be trumped by an ExtenZe marketing campaign featuring a man with a more appropriate name.

Johnson.

Yes, the male-enhancement supplement company has hired former NFL coach and current FOX personality Jimmy Johnson to help hawk its product, as part of a $150 million push to make ExtenZe a mass-market product.

Though the commercials won't be seen during the Super Bowl, Johnson will be appearing on television sets throughout America as of Monday.

"Most men want to perform the best they can in just about everything," he says in one of the spots, according to Advertising Age.  "Isn't that why we buy the biggest and best of everything?"

He reportedly closes the commercial by saying, "Go long with ExtenZe.  I do."

I put it in this thread because, as the old saying goes, once a small penised cowboy, always a small penised cowboy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on February 06, 2010, 12:28:46 PM
Johnson does kinda have that Leisure Suit Larry vibe.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 18, 2010, 06:46:43 PM
LMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5gtmRsyofk&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 18, 2010, 06:49:19 PM
farg dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 19, 2010, 05:01:14 PM
The TSA is a group of idiots, boobs and power-tripping useless jerks I hate their guts...but this is awesome;

(http://image.cbslocal.com/26/2010/02/17/175x131/tsa.jpg)

QuoteFeb 17, 2010 11:48 pm US/Eastern
Passenger: TSA Targeted Me For Cowboys Jersey
PHILADELPHIA (CBS 3)

...
Wearing her Cowboys jersey, lifelong fan Alyson Galen was headed to the terminal "C" screening area to board a flight to Florida on January 15 when, before she even got to the metal detector, she was ordered by a TSA screener to get out of line.
...
The biggest shock for Galen, who never asked TSA officials why she was being singled out, came when a screener walked up to her as she was putting her shoes back on to resume her trip.

"He walked up to me and said 'how's it feel to be a Cowboys fan in Philadelphia?' I did tell him 'wow,'" Galen said.

Why this is news, i don't know. The cow probably ran to the media. Poor Cowboys fan!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on February 19, 2010, 05:06:02 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on February 19, 2010, 05:01:14 PM
The TSA is a group of idiots, boobs and power-tripping useless jerks I hate their guts...but this is awesome;

(http://image.cbslocal.com/26/2010/02/17/175x131/tsa.jpg)

QuoteFeb 17, 2010 11:48 pm US/Eastern
Passenger: TSA Targeted Me For Cowboys Jersey
PHILADELPHIA (CBS 3)

...
Wearing her Cowboys jersey, lifelong fan Alyson Galen was headed to the terminal "C" screening area to board a flight to Florida on January 15 when, before she even got to the metal detector, she was ordered by a TSA screener to get out of line.
...
The biggest shock for Galen, who never asked TSA officials why she was being singled out, came when a screener walked up to her as she was putting her shoes back on to resume her trip.

"He walked up to me and said 'how's it feel to be a Cowboys fan in Philadelphia?' I did tell him 'wow,'" Galen said.

Why this is news, i don't know. The cow probably ran to the media. Poor Cowboys fan!

not a coincidence
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 19, 2010, 05:12:03 PM
Astute observation, Sunny
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on February 19, 2010, 07:06:43 PM
what a whiney funhole, go die in a fire you bandwagon farg
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 19, 2010, 08:44:49 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on February 18, 2010, 06:46:43 PM
LMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5gtmRsyofk&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on February 22, 2010, 09:44:26 AM
Guess what, everyone wearing loose clothings gets pat down these days due to the attempted xmas bomb attempt.  I got patted down yesterday because I was wearing a loose, untucked buttoned up shirt. 

In closing, shut your hole, cow.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 22, 2010, 09:50:09 AM
that jersey is the opposite of loose
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: paco on February 22, 2010, 11:54:40 AM
I wasn't exactly wearing a tarp either.  But because it was untucked and hanging, it was deemed to be loose.

It looks like the person who made the comment wasn't even involved in the screening.  I get lame comments from TSA employees all the time.  "Going to DC, eh?  Say hi to the president for me." "Going to Denver?  You must love the snow".  He was probably making a bad joke to ease the tension.


I stand by "shut your hole, cow."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on March 10, 2010, 02:03:06 PM
Quote
Bennett: The system has to change for me to produce

Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on March 10, 2010 1:14 PM ET
Martellus Bennett is the gift that keeps on giving for Cowboys writers needing something to talk about.

"I think I could be one of the all-time greats," Bennett said in a recent interview. "I think the Cowboys are a great fit for me ... Probably the system has to change for me to produce. Some things they have to do on the coaching side of the ball to make me ... You've got to fit into the system. It's not just all on the player."

After dominating headlines last offseason, Bennett caught only 15 passes in 2009.  John Phillips was a bigger part of the offense by the end of the year.

Jerry Jones says Bennett needs to improve his focus.  Jones has a lot at stake with Bennett after reportedly turning down an offer for Cincinnati's first-round pick for him last year.

We wonder if they would make that trade now.

Ha. This guy is a tool, but at least he's an entertaining tool.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on March 10, 2010, 02:33:41 PM
(http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/features/health/theskinny/blog/griffinpeter.jpg)


that is awesome.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 15, 2010, 10:59:07 PM
QuoteJerry Jones' company sued in fraud case
Posted by Mike Florio on March 15, 2010 8:27 PM ET
A company owned by Cowboys owner Jerry Jones recently was named as a defendant in a securities fraud lawsuit.  Specifically, Blue Star Oil and Gas is accused of aiding and abetting an alleged $15 million securities fraud currently under investigation by federal authorities, according to the Associated Press.

The suit seeks to recover $1.8 million that Jones' company earned by doing business with James Gurgainers, who allegedly defrauded investors out of $12 million.  Jones' company allegedly knew that Gurgainers was luring investors by touting his connection to Jones and promising returns that never were delivered.

Cowboys spokesman Rich Dalrymple had no comment on the matter.  Though the case has no connection to the Cowboys, the fact that Jones owns both entities makes coverage of the situation fair game.

Jerry Jones, what a POS. Blue Star Oil and Gas, lol.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on March 16, 2010, 08:32:52 AM
Quote from: Eagaholic on March 15, 2010, 10:59:07 PM
QuoteJerry Jones' company sued in fraud case
Posted by Mike Florio on March 15, 2010 8:27 PM ET
A company owned by Cowboys owner Jerry Jones recently was named as a defendant in a securities fraud lawsuit.  Specifically, Blue Star Oil and Gas is accused of aiding and abetting an alleged $15 million securities fraud currently under investigation by federal authorities, according to the Associated Press.

The suit seeks to recover $1.8 million that Jones' company earned by doing business with James Gurgainers, who allegedly defrauded investors out of $12 million.  Jones' company allegedly knew that Gurgainers was luring investors by touting his connection to Jones and promising returns that never were delivered.

Cowboys spokesman Rich Dalrymple had no comment on the matter.  Though the case has no connection to the Cowboys, the fact that Jones owns both entities makes coverage of the situation fair game.

Jerry Jones, what a POS. Blue Star Oil and Gas, lol.

well he had to pay for that gigantic fanovison somehow.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on April 02, 2010, 04:23:47 PM
Cut safety Hamlin and OT Flozell Adams (http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=5050137&campaign=rss&source=twitter&ex_cid=Twitter_espn_5050137)

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 03, 2010, 07:43:11 AM
Jerry's son:  Dad, you see what the Jews in Philly are doing?
Jerrah:  No, son, why would I care?
Jerry's son:  Dad, they know something.  They're getting rid of every player over 30 who makes more than the minimum.
Jerrah:  shteinballs, do we have any guys like that?  Those Philly Jews know how to make bank.
Jerry's son:  I can rustle up a couple of overrated bums.
Jerrah:  Good, but don't cut Roy Williams.  He gives the best reach-around in the business.
Jerry's son:  You don't think I know that?
(They "high five" each other.)

(End scene)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 08, 2010, 11:30:04 PM
some cowboys are coming down here for a charity basketball game. it looks like its gonna be on me to cover it.

after im done asking the stuff i need for the story, im gettin to the good stuff: off the record trashing of 5.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on April 08, 2010, 11:38:15 PM
YOu really are a sad little man
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 09, 2010, 12:05:37 AM
you really dont want to hear sam hurd tell his favorite mcpuke story?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on April 09, 2010, 12:11:31 AM
Remember to look them in the eye while you're down there. They'll like that.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: mussa on April 09, 2010, 10:54:45 AM
lmao
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 09, 2010, 08:59:03 PM
"no, not really"

--martellus bennett when the pr person asked if he wanted to talk to me

i laughed
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 09, 2010, 09:45:34 PM
you should probably get used to that. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 09, 2010, 09:56:55 PM
martellus looked like he would rather be doing anything else than getting paid to make 2 short charity stops in the valley

also i didnt know it was him but marcus dixon was there. hes the guy from real sports way back who had consensual sex with a girl who was 2 years younger than him, but he was black and she was white and he was 18. so they sent him to jail unjustly and that whole story, he lost his vandy scholarship. go white people.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 09, 2010, 09:59:52 PM
i remember the story about the kid from georgia.....gernerlow wilson or something like that.......don't remember that dixon dude though. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 09, 2010, 10:01:37 PM
it was like 4-5 years ago. only know it cause of real sports. GOOGLE.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 09, 2010, 10:36:33 PM
i think that's about the same time the kid in georgia got in trouble.   but he actually went to prison and served 2 years before the ruling was finally overturned and he was released.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 09, 2010, 10:54:01 PM
Quote from: KDS on April 09, 2010, 09:56:55 PM
martellus looked like he would rather be doing anything else than getting paid to make 2 short charity stops in the valley

also i didnt know it was him but marcus dixon was there. hes the guy from real sports way back who had consensual sex with a girl who was 2 years younger than him, but he was black and she was white and he was 18. so they sent him to jail unjustly and that whole story, he lost his vandy scholarship. go white people.

What a coincidence...Marty B looks like he would rather be doing anything else than getting paid to play football 16 weeks a year too.

He sucks.

And Jerrah rejected a trade from Cincy for a #1 pick for him last year too.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 11, 2010, 12:50:08 PM
texas stadium got blowed up this morning. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on April 11, 2010, 12:55:36 PM
good riddance
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on April 11, 2010, 12:56:00 PM
If the team/owner wasn't in it, its worthless info there
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 11, 2010, 01:02:17 PM
some 11 yr old kid pushed the button to blow it up.  he wore his little league football jersey during the ceremony.  what's the name of his team, you ask?  the eagles. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on April 11, 2010, 01:12:07 PM
Biggest Cowboys implosion since Romo in the NFC divisional round.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: 4and26 on April 11, 2010, 01:27:06 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 11, 2010, 12:50:08 PM
texas stadium got blowed up this morning. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydZCjwQRuQk

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on April 12, 2010, 12:02:53 AM
Red neck suicide watch.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Mad-Lad on April 13, 2010, 07:33:30 PM
tell me this is legit (http://deadspin.com/5516297/slurring-jerry-jones-bad+mouths-bill-parcells-tim-tebow)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 13, 2010, 09:35:37 PM
it's too legit to quit. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on April 13, 2010, 09:49:04 PM
One thing that I appreciate about Jones from an Eagles fan perspective is that he's destined to fully morph into Al Davis and give the Cowboys 20 years of increasingly bizarre, increasingly senile decisions.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 14, 2010, 10:53:33 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=5082564

espn has picked up on the jones video.  the problem though is that they spend so much time reporting on trivial stories and gossip that it doesn't give this story any more credibility or make me think the video is any more authentic than when it first appeared on deadspin.  thanks tmzspn. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on April 14, 2010, 04:59:04 PM
The video seems real to me.  Real insignificant.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 27, 2010, 09:53:58 PM
Dolphins exec apologizes to Dez Bryant for asking if his momma turns tricks (http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=5140313)

Well, Banner and Roseman just moved at least one notch from the bottom of the food chain.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: charlie on April 28, 2010, 09:56:59 AM
The mike and mike retards were talking about this this morning and I don't get why this was such a bad thing?

If you're thinking of making someone your top pick... you have a right to know what kind of baggage comes with that. I am pretty sure they don't ask every draft pick if their mother is a whore. They only ask those whose mothers have three children before 20 years old, come out as a lesbian, and sell crack on the side. Which probably narrows it down some.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on April 28, 2010, 10:05:26 AM
That's the dumbest shtein I've ever heard. When you interview for a job does anyone ask you about your family? What does my mom's sexuality or criminal history have to do with my ability to do my job? Not a goddamned thing. Jackass.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: charlie on April 28, 2010, 10:12:17 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 28, 2010, 10:05:26 AM
That's the dumbest shtein I've ever heard. When you interview for a job does anyone ask you about your family? What does my mom's sexuality or criminal history have to do with my ability to do my job? Not a goddamned thing. Jackass.

How many times were Donovan McNabbs parents brought up? Joba Chamberlain? Eric Lindros? Not that their mothers are whores... but their parents were every bit in the public eye for better or for worse along with the players themselves...

This has nothing to do with an every day schlub interviewing for a job, your mother isn't being interviewed on Sportscenter when you have a bad day at work. There's a public relations side to being a high profile football player. The company you keep could be the deciding factor in picking one player over another.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on April 28, 2010, 10:23:09 AM
The company you keep is a choice you make. You don't get to choose your parents. Asking someone if their mom is / was a whore is stupid and wrong, but whatever.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: charlie on April 28, 2010, 10:29:00 AM
I would greatly appreciate you changing your mind on this issue.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on April 28, 2010, 12:17:58 PM
beane spewing ignorance....not a chance...so it really must be charlie
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on April 28, 2010, 05:03:27 PM
I don't get it. Why ask a question like that? Just for a reaction? My reaction would have been, sorry, interview over. I wonder, did Parcells know what kind of questions were to be asked? Seriously, I'd sit a year out and play with another team. Wouldn't want to play for an organization that has people like that in their human resource dept.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on April 28, 2010, 05:18:45 PM
wow charlie.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 28, 2010, 05:19:09 PM
Um, he wasn't drafted by Miami.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 28, 2010, 05:45:23 PM
Quote from: shorebird on April 28, 2010, 05:03:27 PM
I don't get it. Why ask a question like that? Just for a reaction?

most likely. 

put yourself in the shoes of an nfl team and you're interviewing a person who you could potentially select in the draft and will pay them millions of dollars and this particular player has the following going on:

1.  character issues/baggage in college. 
2.  mother served time in prison for drug trafficking.
3.  doesn't come from a very stable family, even by poor black folk standards. 

if someone is thinking about paying this guy millions of dollars then i can certainly understand asking questions during the interview simply to see his reaction.  because in today's nfl, especially being on the tail end of another roftlesburger incident, teams are putting more and more emphasis on character and how they conduct themselves off the field and how they respond to would be hecklers, either in the stands or just out and about. 

in the internet world, information is just a few mouse clicks away so it wouldn't take much for some idiot football fan to find out dez bryant's family history.  then they see him at a resturant or something and start bringing that stuff up.  will he ignore the heckler or get pissed off and smack him up a little bit?  because if it's the latter, then you can plan on getting hit with a mutligame suspension. 

i'm not defending the actual question itself because i do think it was a bit out of bounds, but i do understand the motives behind it. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on April 28, 2010, 07:05:26 PM
you understand the motives of asking a 21 year old kid if his mother was a prostitute 15-20 years ago...what could even be near a motive for that

if there was some sort of evidence that dez bryant was a whore semi recently i could understand asking that

even if she was a prostititue 15 years ago...and there is zero evidence that she was...why would you ask the poor kid if she was currently a prosititute...there is absolutely no reason for that...it sounds like to me the guy is some holier than thou type that has a hatred of her because she was on and sold drugs and had three kids at a super young age
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 28, 2010, 07:10:04 PM
Well, we know what kind of trash talk will be said across the line of scrimmage from him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on April 28, 2010, 07:14:40 PM
i guess he was so pissed he wanted to embarrass the dolphins but i dont understand why he would make this public...why would you bring that on yourself and your family

anyway im assuming he did because we know the guy who asked the question didnt...but i suppose some other dolphin employee could have leaked it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 28, 2010, 07:27:07 PM
If Bryant were a smarter guy and made a lot of good decisions, he would have gone off the board long before #24.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 28, 2010, 07:32:39 PM
Your mother made a terrible decision when she decided not to abort you

God damn whitie, decisions my ass. Get off the carolina farm for once
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on April 28, 2010, 07:34:56 PM
haha...wtf?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on April 28, 2010, 07:39:14 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 28, 2010, 07:10:04 PM
Well, we know what kind of trash talk will be said across the line of scrimmage from him.

It won't be any worse than what Laveranues Cole had to hear.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 28, 2010, 07:39:43 PM
There's nothing worse than some two bit hillbilly waxing poetic on the young urban kids poor life decisions. Like he's the guy that knows what's what around the way.

Old people are the worst
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on April 28, 2010, 07:43:36 PM
"Do you work well in groups? What would you say is your biggest strength? Is your mother a filthy prostitute?"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on April 28, 2010, 07:44:51 PM
"Does your mother work well in groups?"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on April 28, 2010, 07:51:32 PM
It was Miami interviewing him, not the Vikings.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on April 28, 2010, 08:50:28 PM
Who doesn't ask that question when conducting an interview?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 28, 2010, 09:14:15 PM
Todd may have grown up a suburban li'l Jew, but he's become such a tough guy.  He went to Temple and now has to dodge uninsured Mexicans all day.  Next step is a really bad alcohol problem and likely selling himself to older women and gay dudes.  The good news is that there's no way in hell any of his offspring would ever get interviewed for any job, let alone the NFL draft, so at least they won't have to answer any embarrassing questions about daddy's past.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on April 28, 2010, 09:55:01 PM
He might be getting a little long in the tooth for the gay dudes.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 28, 2010, 10:46:08 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 28, 2010, 09:14:15 PM
Todd may have grown up a suburban li'l Jew, but he's become such a tough guy.  He went to Temple and now has to dodge uninsured Mexicans all day.  Next step is a really bad alcohol problem and likely selling himself to older women and gay dudes.  The good news is that there's no way in hell any of his offspring would ever get interviewed for any job, let alone the NFL draft, so at least they won't have to answer any embarrassing questions about daddy's past.

this board is full of unfunny MA posts but this might take the cake

i hope you are more entertaining when three beers deep at the lodge
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on April 28, 2010, 11:51:28 PM
It loses something in the translation from spanglish.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 29, 2010, 12:00:24 AM
e.w. esta maricon grande
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on April 29, 2010, 12:30:19 AM
Picking up the colorful language already. Good for you! :yay
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on April 29, 2010, 06:22:54 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 28, 2010, 05:19:09 PM
Um, he wasn't drafted by Miami.

Yeah, I was more or less saying if.

Quote from: FastFreddie on April 28, 2010, 07:27:07 PM
If Bryant were a smarter guy and made a lot of good decisions, he would have gone off the board long before #24.

Quote from: KDS on April 28, 2010, 07:32:39 PM
Your mother made a terrible decision when she decided not to abort you
God damn whitie, decisions my ass. Get off the carolina farm for once

Listen @ KDS, getting all upset because FF said something halfway critical about a black athlete. I guess it's the IN cool thing for young white punks to be racist against white people, and perfectly acceptable socially if not politically.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 29, 2010, 07:56:48 AM
It's only "in" because of how desperately MDS wants to be liked by igy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on April 29, 2010, 09:46:00 AM
the man has a following.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 29, 2010, 12:24:49 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 29, 2010, 07:56:48 AM
It's only "in" because of how desperately MDS wants to be liked by igy.

i dont need to be liked, i am LOVED.

and, like mostly everything, you being ignorant and out of touch had nothing to do with me or chubs mchavas. it has everything to do with middle aged MA white people offering sage advice to young black men they only see on the teevee.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on April 29, 2010, 12:25:51 PM
TV and YouTube, dickface.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on April 29, 2010, 12:28:44 PM
Quote from: KDS on April 29, 2010, 12:24:49 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 29, 2010, 07:56:48 AM
It's only "in" because of how desperately MDS wants to be liked by igy.

i dont need to be liked, i am LOVED.

and, like mostly everything, you being ignorant and out of touch

what are talking about ? FF is from the badlands of the burbs.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on April 29, 2010, 12:33:24 PM
FF and Jay Wright are from the same hood.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on April 29, 2010, 12:42:18 PM
yep, makes n. philly look like a daycare center.

seriously, you almost have to roll your windows up at night in the summer.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on April 29, 2010, 12:44:15 PM
I try my best to avoid that area unless I'm desperate and need to score some crack
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: charlie on April 29, 2010, 12:46:45 PM
Now you can score some waiting for the cowboys bus to pull up.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on April 29, 2010, 12:49:04 PM
Quote from: SD on April 29, 2010, 12:44:15 PM
I try my best to avoid that area unless I'm desperate and need to score some crack

you gotta watch for racial profiling against whitie down there though.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 29, 2010, 01:36:33 PM
By Todd's logic, he will officially be a middle-aged Mexican in about 3 years.


In any case, I was merely pointing out that it is not totally unfathomable that Dez Bryant would make this public, considering questions about his maturity and character were the primary reasons he was still available at pick #24.  It is probably why the disproportionate response from the most overpaid writer in Brownsville got a "wtf" from his boy igy.  Nothing I said was remotely edgy, let alone racist.  I see it as an added bonus that it somehow incensed the T.O. of :CF.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on April 29, 2010, 02:09:33 PM
for what it's worth, sd & myself were sticking up for you.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 29, 2010, 02:37:00 PM
That's only because you guys were both thinking, "Wait, if Freddie's old... What the farg are we?"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on April 29, 2010, 02:42:30 PM
this is true sir.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 29, 2010, 03:41:17 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 29, 2010, 01:36:33 PM
By Todd's logic, he will officially be a middle-aged Mexican in about 3 years.


In any case, I was merely pointing out that it is not totally unfathomable that Dez Bryant would make this public, considering questions about his maturity and character were the primary reasons he was still available at pick #24.  It is probably why the disproportionate response from the most overpaid writer in Brownsville got a "wtf" from his boy igy.  Nothing I said was remotely edgy, let alone racist.  I see it as an added bonus that it somehow incensed the T.O. of :CF.

whatever you say, gramps

just try not to talk about "character issues" and inner city blacks. if some hodunk country boy isnt a little off, then we'll look to you.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on April 29, 2010, 03:54:43 PM
kds, where did you grow up ?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on April 29, 2010, 03:58:26 PM
Somewhere that makes him think he is an expert on the character issues of inner city blacks.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on April 29, 2010, 04:02:43 PM
parkwood then.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 29, 2010, 04:22:20 PM
cheltenham + 4 years at temple = todd knows whats going on around the way more than 99% of the people here

and i dont speak on things like that cause i dont know what the deal is. im not gonna judge people from cultures i dont know from the safe confines of my north carolina country road house in my lilly white church group neighborhood
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on April 29, 2010, 04:26:40 PM
Quote from: KDS on April 29, 2010, 04:22:20 PM
cheltenham + 4 years at temple = todd knows whats going on around the way more than 99% of the people here



damn, the badlands of cheltenham ? did you ever dare to cross the township line into burlhome ?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 29, 2010, 04:28:43 PM
Even a sportswriter with a deadly combination of spending 80 years in Pennsyltucky West Virginny and your complete lack of natural writing ability can see that Dez Bryant has made some bad decisions that dropped his draft stock.  You're the one who made it about race/class/MA/yourself.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on April 29, 2010, 04:30:48 PM
lets just hope they resurface or the eagles secondary is going to continue to get raped by dallas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 29, 2010, 04:33:33 PM
Maybe the Eagles could sign one of the black people in this photo to cover Dez?  Look at how HARD these people are.  Troof.

(http://temple-news.com/phillies/images/staffpic.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on April 29, 2010, 04:34:42 PM
btw - FF is far from a pasty whitie. the first time i saw him i thought i was meeting the smartest mexican ever.  
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on April 29, 2010, 04:35:15 PM
Gross. Aren't young girls supposed to be skinny?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 29, 2010, 04:37:21 PM
youre talking about the staff of a college newspaper

talk about a pack of geeks

also good to have ff back stalking me, i missed that
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on April 29, 2010, 04:38:03 PM
two of them currently work at the dugout strip club in tullytown.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 29, 2010, 04:52:29 PM
Pretty sure I'm not the one who started it, kiddo.  Here's another idiot-proof recap:

igy: It doesn't make sense that Bryant would leak this.  It makes him look as bad as anyone else.
FF: Judging by the reasoning behind his draft stock falling, he hasn't always made great decision.
MDS: OMG UR A ST00PID HICK MA RACIST HICK FACE AGH DRUNK HOLE MA RACIST
igy: ?
Others: ?
FF: You don't make any sense, Todd.  You're not black either.  Look at the first pic that comes up on Google.
MDS: OMG STOP STALKING ME U FREAK REDNECK NC MA RACIST MA MA MA
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on April 29, 2010, 05:00:38 PM
growing up in cheltenham gives you street credit .

word to the mutha.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 29, 2010, 05:15:03 PM
What makes Todd the most black?

A. Growing up in south central C-Ham
B. Getting a clearly inadequate education at Temple
C. Hanging out with Havas on CF

??
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on April 29, 2010, 05:29:31 PM
D. delivering sushi on weekends
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on April 29, 2010, 05:31:27 PM
Is Todd the black vagina finda?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on April 29, 2010, 05:42:44 PM
Quote from: smeags on April 29, 2010, 04:26:40 PM
Quote from: KDS on April 29, 2010, 04:22:20 PM
cheltenham + 4 years at temple = todd knows whats going on around the way more than 99% of the people here



damn, the badlands of cheltenham ? did you ever dare to cross the township line into burlhome ?

Gangsta!  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 29, 2010, 07:03:07 PM
somewhere in the tobacco fields next to an old slave hut, ff is smiling while he types away lame attempts at insults on his blackberry.

i miss this
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 29, 2010, 08:18:08 PM
That's ridiculous.

There's no cell service at those huts.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on April 29, 2010, 08:54:47 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 29, 2010, 04:33:33 PM
Maybe the Eagles could sign one of the black people in this photo to cover Dez?  Look at how HARD these people are.  Troof.

(http://temple-news.com/phillies/images/staffpic.jpg)

I'd take that azn to the ATM.






BAM! High five?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on April 29, 2010, 09:21:51 PM
I assume Todd's wearing a hat?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on April 29, 2010, 09:24:51 PM
i would hump the crap out of the chub with the blue hat
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 29, 2010, 09:25:50 PM
 :-D :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on April 29, 2010, 10:17:32 PM
Todd looks so hood in that picture.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 30, 2010, 01:21:43 AM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on April 29, 2010, 09:21:51 PM
I assume Todd's wearing a hat?

can you be more specific?  because he literally could be any of the 3. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on April 30, 2010, 01:24:55 AM
The one with the dreads, obviously
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 30, 2010, 06:32:56 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 29, 2010, 09:24:51 PM
i would hump the crap out of the chub with the blue hat

def

and the one on the right in the powder blue shirt looks like she has some potential
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on April 30, 2010, 08:49:57 AM
the bimbo in the black shirt, long hair & hat has a look that screams bukkake.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on April 30, 2010, 08:54:00 AM
Quote from: smeags on April 30, 2010, 08:49:57 AM
the bimbo in the black shirt, long hair & hat has a look that screams bukkake.



It's probably the fact that she looks to go about two fitty.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on April 30, 2010, 08:55:54 AM
I'll take the black chick, just so I don't seem racist.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 30, 2010, 09:38:38 AM
There are two of them, dude.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on April 30, 2010, 11:02:40 AM
they all look alike to me
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on April 30, 2010, 11:06:48 AM
i didnt notice the one in the back cause she wasn't smiling.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on April 30, 2010, 11:10:04 AM
I'll throw this out there before igy reads this thread
(http://www.philaflava.com/forum/images/smiles/dcracistemo0mp.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on April 30, 2010, 11:45:30 AM
so what this all means is - dallas sucks monkey balls.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 30, 2010, 01:00:28 PM
Speaking of which, lol at Patrick Crayton and Sam Hurd demanding trades.  I'm sure there is a team in desperate need of a 4th receiver who has a bag of old footballs, right?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 30, 2010, 03:48:07 PM
Once upon a time the eagles would have traded for him and made him the #1 wr. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on April 30, 2010, 03:51:30 PM
that was before the eagles refused to admit the wideout position was an issue then drafted two early in consecutive drafts as they still said they were fine at WR. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Gene on April 30, 2010, 04:21:00 PM
I was listening to a local sports show on the radio  today and evidently this whole Dez Bryant fiasco may have been blown out of proportion.

Supposedly there are two sources reporting (and as of ths writing haven't been substantiated yet) the line of questioning went this way:

Q: What did your father do for a living?

A: He was a pimp.

Q: What did your mother do for a living?

A: She worked for my dad.

That's when the Dolphins asked if she was a prostitute.





Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 30, 2010, 04:28:43 PM
i think that regardless of the context the question was asked in, this whole thing has been blown way out of proportion.  it's been 4 or 5 days already. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on April 30, 2010, 04:34:15 PM
Quote from: smeags on April 30, 2010, 03:51:30 PM
that was before the eagles refused to admit the wideout position was an issue then drafted two early in consecutive drafts as they still said they were fine at WR. 

Just think, once DeSean Jackson is a 10 year vet they're going to start using first and second round picks on linebackers.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on May 03, 2010, 04:07:05 PM
Irvin to Dez: wearing #88 for Dallas means life or death (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/football/cowboys/stories/050210dnspocowdate.400c055.html)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on May 03, 2010, 04:07:52 PM
and coke whores.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 03, 2010, 04:08:18 PM
mmmm...coke whores
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 03, 2010, 05:17:04 PM
Wait, he's banging his mom now?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on May 03, 2010, 05:17:58 PM
They don't draft players that do that, FF.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on May 08, 2010, 11:10:47 AM
Bobby Carpenter traded to STL for Alex Barron. Hitman Graham better have a farging field day on this clown.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on May 28, 2010, 08:55:55 PM
Crayton requests release, says team messes with peoples lives (http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=5229510)


Quote"The thing is, you want to be wanted," Crayton said. "So in order to be wanted and felt wanted ... why would you go to a place that you're not feeling that way? I'm not sure if I'm wanted or not wanted."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 28, 2010, 09:05:16 PM
what a baby...at least go to camp and try to beat out a mother for a whore farged up in the head rookie before you start bawling for mommy
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on June 17, 2010, 11:55:52 AM
N.J. Gov. Christie admits he's a Cowboys fan
Philadelphia Daily News

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is not about to win many popularity contests these days, and this certainly can't help, especially in South Jersey:

Christie admits he is a Cowboys fan.

"Listen, I grew up in the early 1970s and became a huge Roger Staubach fan and a Cowboys fan," Christie told the Star-Ledger, of Newark, in an interview about sports in the state. "Believe me, it doesn't get me anything political around here because the Giants fans hate me, the Eagles fans hate me, it doesn't matter. But you grow up rooting for a team. That's just the way it works."

Christie said his son is a huge Jets fan, so he has become "a secondary Jets fan."

Asked if he ever considered faking it or hiding his allegiance, Christie laughed.

"I don't nuance much very well," he said. "You know what? I always hated Hillary Clinton wearing a Cubs hat or a Yankees hat. I'm a Cowboys fan, I'm a Mets fan, I'm a Rangers fan, I'm a Knicks fan.

"I've got the Devils and the Nets in New Jersey, but I grew up when the Nets were on Long Island and the Devils didn't exist. It's not that I don't want the Devils to do well. I want them to do well when they're playing anybody but the Rangers. That's who I grew up rooting for."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on June 17, 2010, 12:21:25 PM
QuoteMove over Reggie Bush. According to an offline report by the National Enquirer (so yes, take that for what it's worth), 29-year-old reality TV star and Los Angeles socialite Kim Kardashian has moved on from the Saints running back and moved on to a new NFL star -- Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on July 15, 2010, 05:04:28 PM
Romo is going to be on Daily News Live, and Michael Barkaan told people to email in some questions :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 15, 2010, 08:50:26 PM
Update?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 30, 2010, 05:49:54 PM
Dez Bryant had to be helped off the field today.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 30, 2010, 06:44:31 PM
stop with the misleading headlines
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Post by: Diomedes on July 30, 2010, 06:54:04 PM
the spam king has arrived


farg Dallas
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Post by: PhillyGirl on July 30, 2010, 09:29:29 PM
QuoteDez Bryant to miss 4-6 weeks w/ ankle injury.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 31, 2010, 10:19:53 AM
He sure won't miss any games against the Birds for this injury, then.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on July 31, 2010, 12:09:41 PM
it was deztiny!
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Post by: SD on July 31, 2010, 12:11:15 PM
de ja lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on July 31, 2010, 12:12:33 PM
dez ja vu
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on July 31, 2010, 02:56:57 PM
This thread needs to be deztroyed now
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 01, 2010, 11:34:30 PM
troy aikman down at the frankford terminal today

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs096.ash2/38130_1466011943985_1644127643_1056572_6187771_n.jpg)
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Post by: hbionic on August 01, 2010, 11:43:15 PM
 
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 01, 2010, 11:34:30 PM
troy aikman down at the frankford terminal today

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs096.ash2/38130_1466011943985_1644127643_1056572_6187771_n.jpg)

IGY...you know I got mad love....but...that attempt at humor (which I assume) has got to be the worst attempt at being remotely funny. Ever.

Nonebetta, Munson, Cole, and KDS have found a way to make me crack a smile. This poor attempt has made me think of all the sad things in this world's history at the same time. Sorry IGY...you have to leave now.
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 01, 2010, 11:46:04 PM
worst post ever......it wasnt even close to an attempt at humor.....it was a pic of a douche in philly with a dallas jersey....settle down
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Post by: Tomahawk on August 02, 2010, 02:45:12 AM
farg you if that wasn't an attempt at humor. Who the farg you trying to kid?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on August 02, 2010, 08:50:34 AM
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 02, 2010, 02:45:12 AM
farg you if that wasn't an attempt at humor. Who the farg you trying to kid?

you sure are mean to the guy who was nice enough to mail you a plastic cup you fell in love with at a tailgate
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 02, 2010, 10:25:45 AM
what is wrong with you.....i had even forgotten about that
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Post by: SunMo on August 02, 2010, 10:27:25 AM
i never forget a douchey story

"hi person i just met...can i have your cup?  i can?  sweet, i don't want it now, can you take it home and clean it and mail it to me?  thanks."
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 02, 2010, 10:30:51 AM
I'm more concerned about the guy with the shirt and tie, but also a baseball cap.  And is that an earring?  FAIL
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 02, 2010, 11:04:20 AM
Quote from: SunMo on August 02, 2010, 10:27:25 AM
i never forget a douchey story

"hi person i just met...can i have your cup?  i can?  sweet, i don't want it now, can you take it home and clean it and mail it to me?  thanks."

haha
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Post by: Tomahawk on August 02, 2010, 11:09:26 AM
hahaha - pretty sure I would've taken but igy offered to take it home to wash it then mail it. Regardless I am a douche
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Post by: General_Failure on August 02, 2010, 12:48:35 PM
We know, we saw your hat.
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Post by: Tomahawk on August 02, 2010, 02:33:48 PM
Aptly, the hat is only the tip of my douchebaggery
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Post by: Rome on August 02, 2010, 02:45:38 PM
the fat dude in the photo looks like pete rose.
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 04, 2010, 09:10:08 PM
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/moving_the_chains/Graham_disagrees_with_Cowboys_Bryant.html

Quote"It's a big stamp on you, saying that you're selfish, that you wouldn't fight for your teammates, because him saying that he's here for the Super Bowl and stuff, that's a lot of talk for him," Graham said. "He's a selfish guy if he doesn't do what they ask him to do because he knows it's going to come. He knows coming in, that's what you have in the back of your mind. 'I'm a rookie again. I know I'm about to get hazed.' But some people just really don't like that stuff and you can't get around it."
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 05, 2010, 08:01:35 AM
Unless Graham thinks he can cover Dez, I'd rather he shut his word hole.
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 05, 2010, 08:41:42 AM
agreed

dez is doing a fine job making himself look like a douche

plus a guy who is six days into his nfl career talking shtein about another player is pretty funny....big up yourself if you want but a training camp rookie talking a shtein about another player is weak
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 09, 2010, 12:12:49 PM
I was impressed with John Phillips in what I watched of the HOF game last night.  Looks like the Eagles won't have to worry about him until next season.

I think Martin Rucker's phone just rang, and it was the Cowboys.
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Post by: Zanshin on August 09, 2010, 03:27:25 PM
Phillips did look good.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 09, 2010, 08:44:56 PM
i think romo wins the mvp this year
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 09, 2010, 08:56:39 PM
Bet?
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Post by: Diomedes on August 09, 2010, 09:02:41 PM
chirp, chirp
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Post by: shorebird on August 09, 2010, 10:28:17 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 09, 2010, 08:44:56 PM
i think romo wins the mvp this year

Even after Minny's D put him on his ass last year?? He can't handle pressure, thats been proven every year since he's been in the league.
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Post by: MDS on August 09, 2010, 11:43:50 PM
Lol too much from sb
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 10, 2010, 07:35:01 AM
Quote from: shorebird on August 09, 2010, 10:28:17 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 09, 2010, 08:44:56 PM
i think romo wins the mvp this year

Even after Minny's D put him on his ass last year?? He can't handle pressure, thats been proven every year since he's been in the league.

playoff games have nothing to do with winning the mvp

he threw for 4500 yards and 26 td last year

manning who won the award was 4500 and 33

brees (who should have won) 4400 and 34

i think romo has a better year this year and wins it

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 09, 2010, 08:56:39 PM
Bet?

im not giving you the field vs romo....gimme romo at 5-1 odds
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Post by: rjs246 on August 10, 2010, 09:07:22 AM
Betting against Romo is a bad idea. The media loves him, which plays a huge role in who wins these things. He's a playoff choke artist like that dude under center in DC but regular season it's hard to argue with him as a candidate.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 10, 2010, 09:36:23 AM
4:1 odds and I'm in.

Romo wins MVP: IGY gets $200
Romo doesn't win MVP: FF gets $50
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 10, 2010, 09:43:09 AM
no...ill do 10 bucks to 50 on the odds

or ill go a hundred bucks (or really any amount you want under 100) on

i get romo
you get any other single player
and the field is a push
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 10, 2010, 09:46:27 AM
all talk
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 10, 2010, 09:54:44 AM
yeah i never make bets with anyone
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 10, 2010, 10:01:16 AM
yammer away talkie talker
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 10, 2010, 10:06:47 AM
i promise not to post any more predictons unless im prepared to make a bet on it that i dont like
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 10, 2010, 10:07:34 AM
farging finally.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 10, 2010, 10:14:03 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 10, 2010, 09:43:09 AM
no...ill do 10 bucks to 50 on the odds

or ill go a hundred bucks (or really any amount you want under 100) on

i get romo
you get any other single player
and the field is a push

No.  Weak sauce.
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 10, 2010, 10:48:21 AM
unless you also think romo is going to win the mvp that second bet is as strong as it gets

lets go 20
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 10, 2010, 06:36:54 PM
20 is fine, if I only have to pay you 80.  I am not giving you 5 to 1.
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 11, 2010, 07:08:00 AM
no i mean 20 straight up

i get romo you get your pick and the field gets the push
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 11, 2010, 08:42:09 AM
I'm not going to pretend I know who it will be, except that it won't be Romo.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 11, 2010, 08:43:37 AM
way to have an opinion...of course if you have one you MUST make a bet on it
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 11, 2010, 08:44:25 AM
If you were so sure about Romo, you'd be fine with 4:1.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 11, 2010, 08:45:40 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 09, 2010, 08:44:56 PM
i think romo wins the mvp this year
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 11, 2010, 08:46:13 AM
Moral of the story: You shouldn't bother thinking.
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Post by: Diomedes on August 11, 2010, 08:37:47 PM
In other words, maintain status quo.
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 11, 2010, 08:42:51 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 11, 2010, 08:37:47 PM
In other words, keep droppin jewels on the domes of the wicked.
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Post by: Diomedes on August 11, 2010, 08:43:20 PM
Glad to see we understand one another.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 12, 2010, 12:28:05 PM
Jerrah speaks about the Eagles (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/08/12/jerry-jones-praises-kolb-by-knocking-mcnabb-sort-of/)

1. McNabb was the reason for lopsided wins and losses; every game against Kolb's Eagles will be a closer battle
2. Reid is the best coach in the NFL
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Post by: Drunkmasterflex on August 12, 2010, 03:51:22 PM
Its weird to hear Jerrah praise the Eagles. 
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Post by: General_Failure on August 12, 2010, 04:14:56 PM
Strangely, it beats hearing about Favre.
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 13, 2010, 02:21:53 PM
Quote
"If Kevin Kolb turns out to be a good player, it may go down as one of the greatest trades in the history of the franchise."
- an Eagles executive earlier this year


IRVING, TEXAS - Mentioning Anthony Spencer's name to Andy Reid or Joe Banner is like mentioning Brad Pitt or John Mayer to Jennifer Aniston.

Spencer, of course, is the linebacker the Cowboys selected with the 26th pick in the 2007 draft; a selection they obtained from the Eagles in a draft-day trade that year.

He's also the guy who notched three of the eight sacks of Donovan McNabb last January in the Eagles' two ugly season-ending losses to the Cowboys, and the guy who finished with eight sacks in his last eight games, and the guy whose coach, Wade Phillips, recently compared him to Hall-of-Famer Rickey Jackson.

As evidenced by the quote above, the Eagles say they have absolutely no regrets about making that deal 3 years ago. Would they have preferred that Spencer turned out to be a Jon Harris-like bust? Sure.

But they point out that two of the three picks they got back from the Cowboys netted them Kolb, who is about to begin his first season as the team's starting quarterback, and middle linebacker Stewart Bradley. And the third pick in that deal afforded them the luxury of guessing wrong on safety C.J. Gaddis and still having a pick left over in the fifth round that year to guess right on a tight end out of the University of Cincinnati named Brent Celek, who had a team-high 76 catches last season.

Still, the reality is that the Eagles gave their archenemy the wherewithal to add what appears to be the final piece of a pass-rushing nuclear arsenal that could make Kolb's life miserable twice a year for seasons to come.

With Spencer on one side and DeMarcus Ware on the other, plus nose tackle Jay Ratliff coming up the middle, the Cowboys' pass-rush will present major problems for Kolb and the rest of the quarterbacks on the Cowboys' schedule this season.

"Pick your poison," the 6-3, 255-pound Spencer said.

"They can't double-team both of us," said Ware, referring to him and Spencer. "They can only get one."

With Spencer's emergence, Phillips thinks he has the best pair of outside linebackers in the NFL.

"Put those two together and I don't think there are any better," he said.

Ware already has established himself as one of the league's best pass rushers. He's notched 57 sacks over the last four seasons, including 20 2 years ago. He was slowed by neck, foot and wrist injuries much of last year and still finished with 11 sacks.

Spencer, who spent most of his first two pro seasons backing up Greg Ellis, had only four sacks in his first 39 games. Finally became a full-time starter last year on the strong side and helped the Cowboys finish fourth in the league against the run and finished second on the team to Ware in quarterback pressures. But he didn't get his first sack until the 11th game. Then it was off to the races.

"It was a lot of things," said Spencer, explaining his late-season sack surge, which also included 16 pressures in those last eight games in addition to his eight sacks. "It was me being more committed to the little things. Just making sure I did them all the time and being a lot more consistent in practice.

"Being in the game the entire time, it just changed things. I was in better shape. I was able to see things develop and diagnose them. Seeing different formations and the way they ran certain things. It's just gives you an advantage the more you're out there. Once you start making those plays, it becomes a lot easier to make them all the time."

Phillips says Spencer is as good a SAM linebacker as any he's coached. That's high praise for a guy with just 22 regular-season starts. But that's how impressed the Cowboys coach has been with him.

"Anthony has to drop [into coverage], he has to whip the tight end, and then he has to rush," Phillips said. "Being able to do all three of those things, he came on in the middle of last year and just played as well as anyone I've been around."

Having a player such as Ware on the other side helped Spencer immensely. Offenses have to shift their blocking schemes toward Ware's side of the field, giving Spencer plenty of one-on-one opportunities. And he took advantage of them.

"It's nice having DeMarcus on the other side," Spencer said. "We see everything. Everybody shows us different things. By the sixth or seventh game, we've seen every type of blocking scheme that we're going to see for the year.

"It's great having him on the sideline with me, too. Just because he's been through so many different games and has been blocked so many different ways. You can talk to him when they're doing certain things.''

With Ware and Spencer coming off the edges and the 6-4, 303-pound Ratliff coming up the middle, quarterbacks have nowhere to run.

"With those two guys, you can't key on one or the other," said Ratliff, who had seven sacks last year and 7 1/2 the year before. "If you key on DeMarcus, then you're going to have Spence [coming free]. If you key on Spence, you're going to have DeMarcus. Pick your poison. They're both great players."
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Post by: SD on August 18, 2010, 10:55:54 AM
Cowboys fight song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KDuKAT5Apg&feature=player_embedded)
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Post by: Diomedes on August 18, 2010, 11:31:46 AM
dude needs a shirt, a hair cut, and a bullet to the voicebox
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Post by: smeags on August 18, 2010, 12:37:04 PM
Quote from: SD on August 18, 2010, 10:55:54 AM
Cowboys fight song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KDuKAT5Apg&feature=player_embedded)

classic, imagine mcnabb banjo jamming to this ?
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 03, 2010, 04:24:50 PM
traded away Patrick Crayton to SD for a 7th - wow
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Post by: rjs246 on September 03, 2010, 04:30:04 PM
Well his fantasy value just went up. Looks like they're getting ready to actually deal Jackson.
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Post by: Rome on September 03, 2010, 05:16:01 PM
Paging Danny Snyder...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on September 09, 2010, 09:41:21 PM
6/$54M ($18M guaranteed) for Miles Austin huh

pimp gon get paid
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Post by: ice grillin you on September 09, 2010, 09:53:09 PM
yeah by the taterskins
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 09, 2010, 10:01:30 PM
No way Pimp leaves.

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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 12, 2010, 07:59:49 PM
Keith Brooking is a clown.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: 4and26 on September 12, 2010, 09:51:50 PM
HA.....nice way to end the half!

Skins 10 - Dallas 0
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 12, 2010, 09:53:51 PM
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 12, 2010, 11:02:57 PM
These guys look zesty and undisciplined

Kinda like the Eagles.
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Post by: QB Eagles on September 12, 2010, 11:14:12 PM
Ware looks like he has Bradley/Kolb syndrome.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 12, 2010, 11:14:57 PM
Awful blitz by the Cowboys.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on September 12, 2010, 11:27:48 PM
2/1 odds if mcnabb was romo right now wed get a mcpuke
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Post by: QB Eagles on September 12, 2010, 11:37:02 PM
lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on September 12, 2010, 11:37:42 PM
haha mcnabb knew that the hold meant the end of the game but he didnt know the OT rules

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Post by: BigEd76 on September 12, 2010, 11:39:33 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 12, 2010, 09:53:51 PM
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 12, 2010, 11:47:58 PM
Quote from: KDS on September 12, 2010, 11:37:42 PM
haha mcnabb knew that the hold meant the end of the game but he didnt know the OT rules

He was just celebrating cause he saw the pizza delivery guy showing up.
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Post by: TexasEagle on September 12, 2010, 11:56:07 PM
What a zesty game. Dallas handed them the win on a silver platter. The Skins O couldn't do shtein and the Dallas O was completely inept. The entire NFC East is looking like garbage after week 1.
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 13, 2010, 12:01:50 AM
Best ending ever?

I said watch there be a holding call or some shtein.

My boy was here at the house with me and got all fired up. The yellow flag box pops up and they show Barron raping Orakpo and I couldn't stop laughing.

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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 13, 2010, 12:22:08 AM
By the way - Dez Bryant is going to be a beast.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 13, 2010, 06:51:49 AM
Great overall outcome.  McNabb plays like crap but the "Super Bowl bound" Cowboys lose.
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Post by: Diomedes on September 13, 2010, 06:55:19 AM
How many passes in the dirt?   At half time I had counted, like, all of them.

Then I went to bed.  It was a good decision.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: joneszilla on September 13, 2010, 08:17:52 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on September 13, 2010, 06:51:49 AM
Great overall outcome.  McNabb plays like crap but the "Super Bowl bound" Cowboys lose.

My thoughts exactly.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on September 13, 2010, 08:59:31 AM
I watched no minutes of this game and couldn't be happier about it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: TexasEagle on September 13, 2010, 09:29:35 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 13, 2010, 12:22:08 AM
By the way - Dez Bryant is going to be a beast.

Not if they keep throwing that stupid quick screen to him with no blockers. Some undersized corner is going to blow out one of his knees.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 13, 2010, 09:41:47 PM
Or he'll blow something out when he seeks contact. He's gotta learn when to chill.

Listening to the Cowboys fans today was nice. Took the edge off the Eagles abortion.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 19, 2010, 04:12:01 PM
0-2.  farg DALLAS
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 19, 2010, 04:15:08 PM
(http://www.concretefield.info/forum/Smileys/classic/laugh.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on September 19, 2010, 04:16:39 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 19, 2010, 04:15:08 PM
(http://www.concretefield.info/forum/Smileys/classic/laugh.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 19, 2010, 04:57:25 PM
Mike Jenkins is hurt too.

Apparently a serious knee injury.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on September 19, 2010, 05:55:25 PM
seeing as i see nothing happening with the eagles this year, im almost just as happy with the cowboys shteinting the bed again as i was w the win. farging overhyped fargheads.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 19, 2010, 08:18:37 PM
Super. Bowl.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 19, 2010, 10:09:04 PM
Hey, they won't have to go far to watch the game in person.  So that's something.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on September 19, 2010, 10:54:53 PM
Not that I care for them to fix their problems but Jason Garrett (the OC) is terrible. Some his play calling and going away from the run game is Andy Reid baffling.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 20, 2010, 11:02:51 AM
What's this I hear about Witten leaving with a head injury and getting demonstratively angry that they wouldn't put him back out there?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 20, 2010, 11:16:37 AM
houston next

0-3?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on September 20, 2010, 11:41:34 AM
Quote from: Magical_Retard on September 19, 2010, 10:54:53 PM
Not that I care for them to fix their problems but Jason Garrett (the OC) is terrible. Some his play calling and going away from the run game is Andy Reid baffling.

It's gonna be great when he's the head coach in another month...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on September 20, 2010, 01:36:17 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on September 20, 2010, 11:02:51 AM
What's this I hear about Witten leaving with a head injury and getting demonstratively angry that they wouldn't put him back out there?

On the sidelines they showed him arguing/yelling at the trainer for not letting him go back him. Apparently he failed the 3 question test so they told him he can not go back in and he was furious.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on September 20, 2010, 03:01:03 PM
Witten can partially thank the Eagles coaching staff for not going back into the game, if that wasn't an issue last week I doubt anyone thinks twice about him going back in.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2010, 03:16:56 PM
Little of what I saw of the game, i did see Witen get lite up on several occasions.  I saw one where Tinasoma laid his ass out.  I almost cried i was so happy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on September 29, 2010, 10:27:38 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 05, 2010, 08:41:42 AMdez is doing a fine job making himself look like a douche

Williams got his payback

$55K dinner bill charged to Dez (http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=5626300)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 29, 2010, 10:42:43 AM
Day late, five dollars short
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 10, 2010, 05:34:35 PM
romo sacked 5 times by Tenn half way through the 2nd. Hopefully one of those bastiches lays him out for good.

Farg dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 10, 2010, 05:38:22 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on October 10, 2010, 05:34:35 PM
romo sacked 5 times by Tenn half way through the 2nd.

I can't wait to see how bad they eat up the Eagles o-line. 
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 10, 2010, 05:45:01 PM
Don't worry, Max Jean is on the scene.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 10, 2010, 07:44:09 PM
Romo > 400 yards
Jones > 100 yards
Austin > 150 yards

L ;D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on October 10, 2010, 08:01:13 PM
(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n102/fonzy0417/DallasSucks.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on October 10, 2010, 08:05:33 PM
sword fight
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 10, 2010, 08:21:16 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 10, 2010, 05:38:22 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on October 10, 2010, 05:34:35 PM
romo sacked 5 times by Tenn half way through the 2nd.

I can't wait to see how bad they eat up the Eagles o-line. 

o/u sacks?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 10, 2010, 10:07:52 PM
1-3 now

@ Minnesota next week = 1-4
vs New York Giants = 1-5
vs Jacksonville = 2-5
@ Green Bay...

lol at them likely being 2-5 heading into GB
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 10, 2010, 11:20:25 PM
if they lose the next two wade has to be done
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on October 11, 2010, 12:43:04 AM
I think they take one of the next two games. Vikes and Giants are both as inconsistent as they are, but with less talent
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on October 11, 2010, 10:02:37 AM
Chris Johnson is my new favorite non-eagle

http://nfl.cpa.delvenetworks.com/delve/player/carousel/embed_code.html?channelId=de89a8aeb3e422bac4eb48567f10ebd0&mediaId=83225fc78772417da41ac2660bef930a (http://nfl.cpa.delvenetworks.com/delve/player/carousel/embed_code.html?channelId=de89a8aeb3e422bac4eb48567f10ebd0&mediaId=83225fc78772417da41ac2660bef930a)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 11, 2010, 06:04:12 PM
He might be mine, too. He's pretty good.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 17, 2010, 07:07:06 PM
lololololololol

1-4

How's that whole hosting and playing in the Super Bowl gonna work out for ya, Jerrah?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on October 17, 2010, 07:08:04 PM
The only bad thing about their sucking is they'll get rid of Wade Phillips.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 17, 2010, 07:09:18 PM
Campo time again
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on October 17, 2010, 07:15:37 PM
ha ha ha

eat shtein Texas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on October 18, 2010, 12:38:06 AM
You have to sign up to the forum to view it, but it's worth it just for this thread:

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=195910

It's the draw Wade in MS Paint thread and some of the drawings are farging priceless.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Hawk on October 18, 2010, 12:54:41 AM
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on October 18, 2010, 12:38:06 AM
You have to sign up to the forum to view it, but it's worth it just for this thread:

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=195910

It's the draw Wade in MS Paint thread and some of the drawings are farging priceless.

Great find... that thread is hilarious.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 18, 2010, 12:59:14 AM
That board is funny. I've lurked there for years and their homerism is chart topping. Not at ES levels, but pretty damn close.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2010, 09:36:45 PM
Romo looks to be dead.

Shoulder injury
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2010, 09:49:39 PM
Dez Bryant - not dead

90-some yard PR for a TD.

He's a farging beast
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 25, 2010, 10:09:23 PM
well its going over, now dallas needs to comeback

get well get well soon we want tony romo to get well
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on October 25, 2010, 10:26:45 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2010, 09:36:45 PM
Romo looks to be dead.

Shoulder injury

broken clavicle
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2010, 10:27:00 PM
Broken clavicle. Peace out!

Jon Kitna - you're up!

Need Dez Bryant and that farging defense to step it up
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 25, 2010, 10:29:14 PM
goodbye pay day

take that jags/cowboys line while you still can
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on October 25, 2010, 10:55:34 PM
I don't get why they went into total conservative mode now. I mean yeah Kitna is a back up but he isn't some rookie back up. Oh well can't say I am upset they are losing but I would have liked a Giants loss here.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 25, 2010, 11:00:39 PM
Romo's probably done for the year with that injury so it's definitely good for the Eagles status in the division if the Boys come back and win this one. Not gonna happen though.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2010, 11:30:16 PM
Oh my....Dez Bryant scored on a great play but they said his knee was down. No way.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 25, 2010, 11:31:50 PM
well on the bright side dallas' season is over

theres that

and lol @ the wade phillips face

holy hell theres no way hes alive tomorrow
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 25, 2010, 11:33:38 PM
But...But...Superbolwz. What about dallas Superbowlz this year ?? Does this mean they aren't in it now? Can they just pay a certain amount of money to play in it instead? Go Dallas!

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on October 25, 2010, 11:34:00 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2010, 11:30:16 PM
Oh my....Dez Bryant scored on a great play but they said his knee was down. No way.

elbow was down
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2010, 11:43:41 PM
Quote from: SunMo on October 25, 2010, 11:34:00 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2010, 11:30:16 PM
Oh my....Dez Bryant scored on a great play but they said his knee was down. No way.

elbow was down

Ah ok, I missed that part.

That dude...against Ellis Hobbs and Bobby April's band of misfits....lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: NC_Eagle on October 26, 2010, 07:05:03 AM
Quote from: Eagaholic on October 25, 2010, 11:33:38 PM
But...But...Superbolwz. What about dallas Superbowlz this year ?? Does this mean they aren't in it now? Can they just pay a certain amount of money to play in it instead? Go Dallas!

Heh, I've been telling every Cowgirl fan I know that last year was a fluke, even before the season started. Didn't expect them to be quite so zesty though. I'm loving it, because no matter how bad the Eagle's season gets, we can always laugh at the 'Boys.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 26, 2010, 09:52:10 AM
i wouldnt even say last year was a fluke...for a season to be a fluke dont you at least have to make a final
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on October 26, 2010, 01:34:42 PM
Not if your central point of comparison is the Eagles.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 27, 2010, 04:50:36 AM
true
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on October 30, 2010, 05:30:54 PM


Roy Williams: Jon Kitna 'just as good' as Tony Romo
(http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2010/10/roy-williams-jon-kitna-just-as.html)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 30, 2010, 06:45:28 PM
was anyone else as shocked as i was to see that titantic was the top grossing film at the box office when kitna entered the league
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on October 30, 2010, 06:48:01 PM
the shock struck me so hard I fell out, and smelling salts had to be administered to bring me back

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 30, 2010, 10:49:18 PM
I guess in comparison to all the other great QB's to come out of NFL Europe, he's definitely a titanic bust. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 31, 2010, 03:08:46 PM
JAX 28
DAL 3

:-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 31, 2010, 03:16:20 PM
theyve absolutely quit

yet theyll still beat the eagles twice
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: lurking wierdo on October 31, 2010, 03:18:35 PM
They  are spineless cowards! They have given upon the season. I love that.

People can say what they want about the Eagles, but they can never say they ever gave up. Even with Mike McMahon at QB, they still never put together a showing as bad as the Cowboys are.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 31, 2010, 03:22:52 PM
Quote from: lurking wierdo on October 31, 2010, 03:18:35 PM
People can say what they want about the Eagles, but they can never say they ever gave up.

Bullshtein.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on October 31, 2010, 03:35:38 PM
I started Marcedis Lewis at TE for one of my fantasy teams, I read that it was a bad idea because Dallas doesn't allow TE's to score. Had a feelin'.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 31, 2010, 04:08:35 PM
Quote from: shorebird on October 31, 2010, 03:35:38 PM
I started Marcedis Lewis at TE for one of my fantasy teams, I read that it was a bad idea because Dallas doesn't allow TE's to score. Had a feelin'.


Thanks to Dallas Clark going on IR I picked up Lewis.  Thanks to Maclin having the bye week, I started Sims-Walker.  Triple win. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 31, 2010, 04:15:28 PM
I don't think the Cowboys have necessarily quit. They're just playing like what they are: a poor 1-6 football team with a terrible coach.

There's really been no evidence this entire season that they were any good.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on October 31, 2010, 04:53:34 PM
Cowboys are living proof that yardage totals are irrelevant.  They consistently out gain teams only to lose every week.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 31, 2010, 04:55:31 PM
their red zone defense is abominable
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on October 31, 2010, 04:56:31 PM
I still think they beat the Eagles once this year.  Hope I'm wrong.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 31, 2010, 07:14:55 PM
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on October 31, 2010, 04:56:31 PM
I still think they beat the Eagles once this year.  Hope I'm wrong.

Yeah, probably.  Whatever.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on October 31, 2010, 07:26:24 PM
Lets hope they are in give up mode. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on October 31, 2010, 09:35:42 PM
pointing and  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on October 31, 2010, 11:05:33 PM
Jerrah is sorry they suck (http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=5750167)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: lurking wierdo on November 01, 2010, 09:37:34 AM
QuoteHey Jerry, the package is in the mail. All my jerseys, shirts, banners. They are all back on there way to you. Don't send me any more catalogs with stuff you want me to buy. I have cancelled my trip for Thanksgiving, and ripped up my tickets. Your team is an embarrassment. At least in 1989 we knew things were gonna suck, and the whole year was made easier by the 13-3 win over the skins that year, at least those guys tried. I AM SICK OF IT!! Fire someone to get their attention, and call the police, because these UNDERACHIEVERS ARE STEALING FROM YOU!!! SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!!! THANKS FOR FREEING UP MY SUNDAYS!!

Like rats from a sinking ship. Does anyone think this guy is really gonna do what he claims?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 01, 2010, 09:39:19 AM
no more so than all the eagles fans who said they were giving up their seasons tickets because they signed a dog killa
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 01, 2010, 09:48:12 AM
They're going to have the worst record in the NFL, get the #1 overall pick and hire Bill Cowher.

Why? Because we're Eagles fans and we'll be stuck with the same old shtein while everyone else goes and gets better.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 01, 2010, 09:50:38 AM
I can't see Cowher going there. I see him going to Carolina after they let John Fox walk.

And then Fox takes over in Dallas. That's my prediction
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on November 01, 2010, 10:17:50 AM
I can't see them going with a coach that runs the 4-3, not with all the 3-4 personnel they have. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on November 01, 2010, 10:45:10 AM
How about we don't worry about how the Cowboys will "get better" next year, ok? They're 1 and farging 6 and the season isnt even halway done with...There's 9 more weeks of fun to have..shame on you all.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on November 01, 2010, 11:46:42 AM
they were on tee-vee here yesterday, but even so, there's usually 10-15 meatheads wearing their dallas gear at the bar.

yesterday?  1.

pointing... laughing...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on November 01, 2010, 03:02:16 PM
does that even need to be said?

you know its bandwagon fanbase. when they suck their fans check out like mcnabb in the 4th qtr of a close game
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: NC_Eagle on November 01, 2010, 04:14:27 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 26, 2010, 09:52:10 AM
i wouldnt even say last year was a fluke...for a season to be a fluke dont you at least have to make a final

Meant a fluke that they even had a winning record.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 01, 2010, 04:20:21 PM
Quote from: NC_Eagle on November 01, 2010, 04:14:27 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 26, 2010, 09:52:10 AM
i wouldnt even say last year was a fluke...for a season to be a fluke dont you at least have to make a final

Meant a fluke that they even had a winning record.

they have had a winning record for five years in a row

imo its more likely that this is the fluke year

get a real coach to go along with the talent base they have and i think they are the favorite to win the division next year
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: lurking wierdo on November 01, 2010, 04:27:32 PM
The assumption of good talent based solely on skill position players and "playmakers" is a flawed assessment. The fact is the grunts tend to control a team's destiny much more than the headline makers. It's when these 2 groups are outstanding that you see truly great teams. Remember, it always starts up in front of the QB.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 01, 2010, 04:35:59 PM
yeah who wants lots of playmakers on their team....bleh....that would be a terrible thing to build off of

the eagles entire season this year has been based on playmakers as they have terrible offensive and defensive lines but michael vick at qb and a plethora of weapons to work with has gotten them to over .500

however if your are saying that the best teams are made up of good line play and good playmakers well then i say DUH!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 04, 2010, 09:57:02 AM
http://deadspin.com/5680796/front-row-lap-dance-at-the-cowboys-game

hit
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on November 04, 2010, 10:41:30 AM
 :D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 04, 2010, 10:53:33 AM
Yeah, but is she freaky enough to do that if he wasn't her cousin? 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on November 04, 2010, 11:03:41 AM
God i love drunk whores
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on November 04, 2010, 11:52:00 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on November 04, 2010, 11:03:41 AM
God i love drunk whores

:yay
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on November 04, 2010, 06:33:37 PM
I love whores, I hate Rednecks.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 07, 2010, 11:03:08 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Mad-Lad on November 07, 2010, 11:05:47 PM
LOL @ DAL

I wish this game was 8 quarters long. I'm getting too many laughs
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on November 07, 2010, 11:10:21 PM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f6/ROFLbetter.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 07, 2010, 11:13:14 PM
After I recover from the seizure brought on by that image...I'd like to say that Jerry Jones might want to call the league office about a possible mercy rule on their season.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on November 07, 2010, 11:16:05 PM
Seems like no matter what happens with the Birds from here on out, at least we'll have the 'Boys and Skins to entertain us. Now if only something horrible can happen to the Giants...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Hawk on November 07, 2010, 11:16:19 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 07, 2010, 11:03:08 PM
:-D

Greatest game ever?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on November 08, 2010, 12:16:39 PM
QuoteIf asked, would Gruden take Dallas coaching job? Most ESPNers say no. Family considerations and he likes MNF job.

whats jerrah gonna do now
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 08, 2010, 12:49:09 PM
Quote from: MDS on November 08, 2010, 12:16:39 PM
QuoteIf asked, would Gruden take Dallas coaching job? Most ESPNers say no. Family considerations and he likes MNF job.

whats jerrah gonna do now

Go after Cowher?  Or is that supposedly dead already too? 

Personally, I think Jerrah needs to think about the country.  Unemployment is high enough as it is.  Why make the problem worse by firing people?  Come on, Jerrah....take one for the team. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on November 08, 2010, 02:38:44 PM
Bye bye Wade Phillips.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on November 08, 2010, 02:57:47 PM
The local CBS in Dallas is the only one reporting it so far but it sounds legit.  They're saying Garrett takes over for the rest of the season
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Hawk on November 08, 2010, 03:05:59 PM
It's official... reported on Outside the Lines.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on November 08, 2010, 03:47:17 PM
Is there anyone out there worth his salt dumb enough to take the Dallas head coaching job?? Imo, Jones doesn't need a head coach as much as he needs a GM.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on November 08, 2010, 04:53:34 PM
There will always be someone willing to work for Jerry Jones or Daniel Snyder.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on November 08, 2010, 06:02:17 PM
haha... farg dallas in the icehole... hard.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on November 08, 2010, 06:06:48 PM
what do the dallas cowboys and billy graham have in common?

both can cause 100,000 to people stand up and cry, "jesus christ!"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 08, 2010, 10:34:50 PM
Quote from: shorebird on November 08, 2010, 03:47:17 PM
Is there anyone out there worth his salt dumb enough to take the Dallas head coaching job?? Imo, Jones doesn't need a head coach as much as he needs a GM.

Quote from: Diomedes on November 08, 2010, 04:53:34 PM
There will always be someone willing to work for Jerry Jones or Daniel Snyder.

Exactly.  There's plenty of head coaches out there who will swallow their pride and sell their soul for a paycheck. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 09, 2010, 12:12:21 AM
Quote from: Rome on November 08, 2010, 06:06:48 PM
what do the dallas cowboys and billy graham have in common?

both can cause 100,000 to people stand up and cry, "jesus christ!"

Booooooooooooooooooooooo

10 year old bad joke

booooooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 09, 2010, 12:14:51 AM
Yeah, that joke belongs in Yeti's No Hippos thread along with the other internet relics being posted there. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on November 09, 2010, 12:17:13 AM
(http://www.gymidiots.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/son-i-am-disappoint.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 09, 2010, 12:19:48 AM
Fake smile. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on November 09, 2010, 08:33:11 AM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/bus/stories/DN-cowboyssite_09bus.ART.State.Edition1.3f151c1.html (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/bus/stories/DN-cowboyssite_09bus.ART.State.Edition1.3f151c1.html)

spuds would never allow such a thing to happen at the majestic EMB.  8)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 09, 2010, 09:38:27 AM
I wish I would have known at the time...scoop in and buy the name and then sell it back to the Cowboys
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on November 09, 2010, 10:00:32 AM
that picture looks like simon cowell after 3 strokes
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Hawk on November 09, 2010, 10:20:18 AM
Quote from: Die-Hard on November 09, 2010, 10:00:32 AM
that picture looks like simon cowell after 3 strokes

And like three roid cycles.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 09, 2010, 12:10:12 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 09, 2010, 09:38:27 AM
I wish I would have known at the time...scoop in and buy the name and then sell it back to the Cowboys

Yeah, that would have been pretty awesome. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 11, 2010, 10:53:54 PM
(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/11/10/1110-jerry-jones-spyonvegas2-credit.jpg)

Jerrah in Vegas this week

http://www.tmz.com/2010/11/10/jerry-jones-dallas-cowboys-photos-las-vegas-nightclub-lavo/
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 11, 2010, 10:56:35 PM
As rich as he is, he should only be posing for pictures with chicks who are 10x hotter than that skank. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on November 11, 2010, 11:02:12 PM
hes just an awesome human being.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on November 11, 2010, 11:47:24 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 11, 2010, 10:53:54 PM
Jerrah
Quote from: MDS on November 11, 2010, 11:02:12 PM
human being.

[citation needed]
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 11, 2010, 11:50:04 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 11, 2010, 11:47:24 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 11, 2010, 10:53:54 PM
Jerrah
Quote from: MDS on November 11, 2010, 11:02:12 PM
human being.

[citation needed]

lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on November 12, 2010, 02:02:23 AM
hating on jerrah is a waste

he is great and id give my left nut to chill with him in vegas. 100000% chance it would be the greatest night of all time.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on November 12, 2010, 08:32:50 AM
Quote from: MDS on November 12, 2010, 02:02:23 AM
hating on jerrah is a waste


especially in a "farg dallas" thread on a MB.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: lurking wierdo on November 12, 2010, 09:13:09 AM
Quote from: MDS on November 12, 2010, 02:02:23 AM
hating on jerrah is a waste

he is great and id give my left nut to chill with him in vegas. 100000% chance it would be the greatest night of all time.

An honest answer!!! It's like Clinton. I wasn't a fan of his politically, but I'd love to go out drinking with him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on November 13, 2010, 09:44:26 AM
From the Onion:

(http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/18408/Feature-Jerry-Jones-R_jpg_445x1000_upscale_q85.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 25, 2010, 05:23:54 PM
Down 17-0 in the first quarter.  Happy Thanksgiving, iceholes! 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 25, 2010, 07:14:39 PM
WTF...saints choking this one away.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 25, 2010, 08:04:08 PM
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Eat shtein farg faces
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on November 26, 2010, 12:37:38 AM
Awesome to watch the Cowboys lose in that fashion
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 05, 2010, 07:43:10 PM
Dez Bryant broke his ankle
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 05, 2010, 07:43:40 PM
farg Bryant
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 06, 2010, 02:36:04 PM
Not that it wasn't expected, but Bryant had surgery today and was put on IR. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Yeti on December 13, 2010, 07:02:56 PM
ha ha awesome win by the birds farg YOU DALLAS.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phillymic2000 on December 13, 2010, 07:11:14 PM
Love the fact that the talk is about Pimp and his antics. Ahhhhhhhh stop his ass so he doesn't run rough shot over your defense iceholes!! I LOVED the fall into the endzone and still don't see how it was a penalty, Even the Eagle hater Collinsworth couldn't believe the penalty.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 13, 2010, 07:43:57 PM
My barber is a Dallas fan and me and him talk shtein every week when I get my haircut.  Usually I go in early in the morning when he's not busy, but today I went in during lunch just so I could sit there and talk shtein to him for a half hour while I waited in line for him.  He's a cool guy though and likes the team the Eagles have this year, but he said he can't stand Pimp and started talking about the showboating and how he just killed Dallas.  And that's when it dawned on me......

DeSean Jackson is our Michael Irvin. 

If he stays healthy and the Eagles win a SB or 2, that's what Pimp will end up being.  He'll be to Cowboys fans what Irving was to us....a flamboyant, showboating dick who got the better of the Eagles more often than not. 

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Yeti on December 13, 2010, 08:19:56 PM
Don't ever compare those two again.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on December 13, 2010, 09:19:36 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 13, 2010, 07:43:57 PM

If he stays healthy and the Eagles win a SB or 2...

Can everyone just settle down, please? Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on December 14, 2010, 11:40:18 PM
lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 17, 2010, 10:24:25 AM
the future Mrs. Tony Romo... Candice Crawford:

(http://a11news.com/images/candice-crawford-bikini.jpg)


SWB.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on December 17, 2010, 11:07:17 AM
jessica simpson in her prime was hotter
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 17, 2010, 11:09:29 AM
Agreed, but her prime lasted about 5 months.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on December 17, 2010, 01:58:18 PM
her prime lasted about 90 minutes during that stupid dukes of hazzard movie but gdamn, she was in another world type of hot throughout that.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 21, 2010, 11:36:51 AM
Tony Romo going on IR today.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on December 21, 2010, 12:14:35 PM
(http://www.weallscheme.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jessica-simpson-dukes-of-hazzard.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 21, 2010, 12:21:18 PM
Indeed.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MMH on December 25, 2010, 08:31:42 PM
Dallas getting ripped by Arizona.  Already gave up two TAINTS and a 79 yd TD reception.  HA!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: TexasEagle on December 25, 2010, 09:26:26 PM
These are two terrible teams.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 25, 2010, 09:40:45 PM
the worse they do, the better odds there are that jerrah will throw major $ at cowher and gruden...so keep that in mind
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 25, 2010, 10:54:47 PM
what an ending
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on December 25, 2010, 10:55:19 PM
lol at Dallas missing that extra point
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: TexasEagle on December 25, 2010, 10:56:13 PM
Two farging terrible, terrible teams... Was an interesting end though. Way to miss the XP!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on December 25, 2010, 11:16:32 PM
Buehler just got paid big time by his bookie.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 26, 2010, 07:31:22 AM
That missed extra point cost me $40, but I loved it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on December 26, 2010, 07:06:18 PM
oh no!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 27, 2010, 11:08:22 PM
QuoteJerry Jones lines up two Rooney Rule interviews
Posted by Mike Florio on December 27, 2010, 9:29 PM EST
Dez Bryant

Adhering to the path that the taterskins blazed a year ago with a sham in-house interview that complied with the letter but not necessarily the spirit of the Rooney Rule, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said Monday that he'll interview receivers coach Ray Sherman for the head-coaching job in Dallas, according to Calvin Watkins of ESPNDallas.com.  Jones also will be interviewing another minority candidate, whose name has not yet been disclosed but who apparently is a current member of the coaching staff.

"I'll do both [interviews]," Jones said.  "Not that it's the rule, but I will do both.  It's just too logical for me, if we've got qualified people on our staff, to interview them.  And it's too illogical to say that you'll leave it at that.  There's qualified people out here that you would want to interview."

In the event that the "mad as hell" Jones is considering firing the entire coaching staff after the regular-season finale, it makes sense to interview any minority candidates on the payroll now, before they're fired and less inclined to be cooperative in the hopes of not, you know, being fired.

Somewhere, Marge Schott is smiling
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 02, 2011, 09:47:46 AM
Garrett to get go ahead as coach next season

http://www.thenewstribune.com/2011/01/02/1485820/source-garrett-is-cowboys-choice.html
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: lurking wierdo on January 02, 2011, 01:08:21 PM
That Rooney rule is dumb. In theory you could interview a homeless black guy living in a box outside the stadium and uriating in a jar and fulfill the letter of the law. What the rule should be is that you have to alternate oppressed minoritiy everytime you hire a coach/GM. This should include; women, homosexuals, blacjs, hispanics, eskimos, jews, Injuns and Mexicans but not Chinese/Japanese/Korean.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 02, 2011, 01:28:51 PM
if you were shot dead the local newspaper would print the story under neighborhood cleanup
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 02, 2011, 01:30:29 PM
Stillupfront... Oh how we missed ya.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 02, 2011, 01:33:38 PM
Also, the Rooney Rule is dumb...because it's a sham and we all know it.

The field has been full of black players for decades and decades....yet the coaching teams and front offices continue to look like your average american corporate board of directors.  Obviously, something is wrong.

But let's not talk about it.  Like our emotional problems, growing lumps, and children, if we just ignore the issue, it will go away.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 02, 2011, 01:47:40 PM
I miss Jimmy The Greek
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 02, 2011, 01:54:03 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 02, 2011, 01:33:38 PM
Also, the Rooney Rule is dumb...because it's a sham and we all know it.

The field has been full of black players for decades and decades....yet the coaching teams and front offices continue to look like your average american corporate board of directors.  Obviously, something is wrong.

But let's not talk about it.  Like our emotional problems, growing lumps, and children, if we just ignore the issue, it will go away.

There are roughly 7 black head coaches in the NFL (give or take). The U.S. is roughly 13% black. Lets cut that number in half because women don't coach professional sports, and you have (I'll round up) 7%. If there are 32 teams with 7 black head coaches isn't the % of black head coaches to positions greater than their % of population? Why is it they're so worried about the NFL and not other sports? The whole thing is ridiculous.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 02, 2011, 01:55:39 PM
what are the % of blacks in football?

you dont judge it against the general population
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 02, 2011, 01:55:47 PM
They're ahead of the population average? They should totally stop interviewing black guys, then. Totally. They should probably fire half of one just to be safe.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 02, 2011, 01:55:56 PM
compare the numbers to the percentage of players rather than the percentage of the general population and we can talk....I don't give a shtein that there are no hasidic jews coaching the NFL because, news flash, there are no goddamn black hats on the field
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on January 02, 2011, 01:56:03 PM
Probably because there are more blacks in football proportionally.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 02, 2011, 01:58:39 PM
SD & the other CF:  0

:CF:  4
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 02, 2011, 01:59:09 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 02, 2011, 01:55:39 PM
what are the % of blacks in football?

you dont judge it against the general population


That's the most ridiculously racist argument I've ever heard. My black friends think it's stupid too...so there's that.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 02, 2011, 01:59:51 PM
your black friend? 

I want proof (of both)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 02, 2011, 02:02:07 PM
The NFL is a copycat league, and black coaches been successful in superbowls recently. It stands to reason that teams should be more eager than ever to hire them.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 02, 2011, 02:02:17 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 02, 2011, 01:55:56 PM
compare the numbers to the percentage of players rather than the percentage of the general population and we can talk....I don't give a shtein that there are no hasidic jews coaching the NFL because, news flash, there are no goddamn black hats on the field

The amount of blacks players should have no bearing whatsoever with who a General Manager chooses to hire as their coach. This whole line of thinking is bass ackwards.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 02, 2011, 02:03:03 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 02, 2011, 01:59:51 PM
your black friend? 

I want proof (of both)

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/05/jordancolbert.jpeg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 02, 2011, 02:03:34 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 02, 2011, 01:59:51 PM
your black friend? 

I want proof (of both)

create a facebook account
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on January 02, 2011, 02:06:18 PM
It's relevant when one of the primary factors for selecting a coach is based on experience. 

If your job typically required x amount of experience before being hired into a management position, and the largest group of people who worked at that job were disproportionately not in management positions, I'd say something was odd.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 02, 2011, 02:40:03 PM
Quote from: SD on January 02, 2011, 01:54:03 PMThe U.S. is roughly 13% black. Lets cut that number in half because women don't coach professional sports, and you have (I'll round up) 7%

That math only works if every woman in the United States is black.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 02, 2011, 02:45:40 PM
So women only make up 6.5% of the population?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 02, 2011, 02:51:26 PM
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on January 02, 2011, 02:06:18 PM
If your job typically required x amount of experience before being hired into a management position, and the largest group of people who worked at that job were disproportionately not in management positions, I'd say something was odd.

But the NFL doesn't require any NFL playing experience to be a head coach. Vince Lombardi, Bill Belichick, Paul Brown, Bill Walsh, Joe Gibbs, Hank Stram, John Madden... don't think any of those guys played one down in the NFL.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 02, 2011, 02:53:08 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on January 02, 2011, 02:45:40 PM
So women only make up 6.5% of the population?

If you're arguing that only 7% of coaches should be black because half of the black 13% are women, it seems to me that you're forgetting that half of all white people are women too.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 02, 2011, 02:58:23 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on January 02, 2011, 02:51:26 PM
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on January 02, 2011, 02:06:18 PM
If your job typically required x amount of experience before being hired into a management position, and the largest group of people who worked at that job were disproportionately not in management positions, I'd say something was odd.

But the NFL doesn't require any NFL playing experience to be a head coach. Vince Lombardi, Bill Belichick, Paul Brown, Bill Walsh, Joe Gibbs, Hank Stram, John Madden... don't think any of those guys played one down in the NFL.

has nothing to do with the nfl and everything to do with football...how many head coaches never played football of any kind
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 02, 2011, 02:59:42 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 02, 2011, 02:58:23 PMhas nothing to do with the nfl and everything to do with football...how many head coaches never played football of any kind

none, but if you include everyone in the country who's played football, that black % is going to drop precipitously
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 02, 2011, 02:59:51 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 02, 2011, 02:58:23 PMhow many head coaches never played football of any kind

Plenty of them.  That's why I'm being interviewed for the Head Coach position in SF.    They noticed my posts here and realized that I'm a football genius.  

I'll send free tickets.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 02, 2011, 03:01:21 PM
You won't do any worse than Singletary. Even if you run errands during the games.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 02, 2011, 03:02:22 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on January 02, 2011, 03:01:21 PM
You won't do any worse than Singletary. Even if you run errands during the games.

I'll have strength coaches to do that for me, no worries.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 02, 2011, 03:08:50 PM
Another racial tirade thread where whiteys get to vent their phony concerns over the plight of blacks!


Yay!!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: lurking wierdo on January 02, 2011, 04:41:34 PM
Does being forced to do a token interview actually increase the amount of black head coaches? GF mentioned the success of black coaches in recent SB's, I can't seem to recall one. Don't give me that Dungy crap either. I would need to see some proof there.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on January 02, 2011, 04:49:22 PM
Mike Tomlin says what's up.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 02, 2011, 04:53:36 PM
Quote from: lurking wierdo on January 02, 2011, 04:41:34 PM
Does being forced to do a token interview actually increase the amount of black head coaches? GF mentioned the success of black coaches in recent SB's, I can't seem to recall one. Don't give me that Dungy crap either. I would need to see some proof there.

lovie smith is 0-1 due to black on black crime
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 02, 2011, 04:57:25 PM
If the Eagles lay down in this game, could they guarantee another season of Jason Garett?

Because I could see an argument for that.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: TexasEagle on January 02, 2011, 07:45:59 PM
Garrett's a virtual lock. The players respond to him and they play for him. The local radio all talk about him taking over as coach and that he has a leg up. Nothing has been decided (despite any stupid ESPN reports to the contrary, Jones still has to interview other candidates no matter what) but he's likely going to be the choice. They call him (mockingly) "Red headed Jesus" down here. :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: lurking wierdo on January 02, 2011, 11:27:17 PM
Can Jones interview just any black person or is their some kind of criteria?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 02, 2011, 11:51:24 PM
#9 pick
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on January 03, 2011, 09:30:12 AM
Quote from: SD on January 02, 2011, 01:54:03 PM

There are roughly 7 black head coaches in the NFL (give or take). The U.S. is roughly 13% black. Lets cut that number in half because women don't coach professional sports, and you have (I'll round up) 7%. If there are 32 teams with 7 black head coaches isn't the % of black head coaches to positions greater than their % of population? Why is it they're so worried about the NFL and not other sports? The whole thing is ridiculous.

Pages of arguing over this and no one thought to focus on the laughably awful math SD used to make a point? Haha. Message board full of dolts.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 03, 2011, 01:24:39 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 03, 2011, 09:30:12 AM
Quote from: SD on January 02, 2011, 01:54:03 PM

There are roughly 7 black head coaches in the NFL (give or take). The U.S. is roughly 13% black. Lets cut that number in half because women don't coach professional sports, and you have (I'll round up) 7%. If there are 32 teams with 7 black head coaches isn't the % of black head coaches to positions greater than their % of population? Why is it they're so worried about the NFL and not other sports? The whole thing is ridiculous.

Pages of arguing over this and no one thought to focus on the laughably awful math SD used to make a point? Haha. Message board full of dolts.

Yes, 13% of the populous is black, but only 7% of the male populous is black - because 7 is roughly half of 13.  What's the problem with that logic?  Also, 22% of the head coaches in the NFL are black, but 44% of the players are white.  Then, if you take away females, you're again back to 22%.  So, if literally one more or one fewer coach were black, the ratio would be really out of whack.  Thus, the Rooney Rule is erroneous and should be replaced by a rule requiring exactly 7 black head coaches in the NFL at any given time.  No more, no less.  Literally.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 03, 2011, 01:26:46 PM
I literally love you guys
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on January 03, 2011, 01:49:08 PM
Quote from: SD on January 03, 2011, 01:26:46 PM
I literally love you guys

I don't think you used 'literally' correctly there. God I hate that.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 03, 2011, 01:51:00 PM
Amen
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 03, 2011, 02:21:19 PM
Cockroaches out of the woodwork after struggling to beat the birds 3rd string.  I keep congratulating them on their stellar 6-10 season
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 03, 2011, 03:40:54 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 03, 2011, 09:30:12 AM
Pages of arguing over this and no one thought to focus on the laughably awful math SD used to make a point? Haha. Message board full of dolts.

Hey, I tried.

Quote from: QB Eagles on January 02, 2011, 02:40:03 PMThat math only works if every woman in the United States is black.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 03, 2011, 03:53:57 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on January 03, 2011, 02:21:19 PM
Cockroaches out of the woodwork after struggling to beat the birds 3rd string.  I keep congratulating them on their stellar 6-10 season

There are 'boys fans bragging about this game? That sorry effort against the Birds JV squad was nearly as embarrassing for them as last year's finale was for the Eagles. Congrats, it took your team 59 minutes to squeak by the Eagles backups (and remember that even most of the Eagles defensive starters suck). Enjoy your crappier draft pick.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 03, 2011, 04:03:25 PM
I know, thats what makes it hilarious
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 06, 2011, 01:22:56 PM
John Clayton, professional sportswriter:

QuoteCall them the "Allas'' Cowboys because they lost their "D."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on January 07, 2011, 03:07:54 AM
I'm a fan of Garrett getting the job

They got smoked by the Packers 45-7 in his debut as HC
They beat the Giants 33-20 in his head coaching debut
They beat the Lions 35-19 which considering the Cowboy's D is impressive
They lost to the Saints 27-30
They squeaked by the Colts 38-35
They got embarrassed by the 2011 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles 27-30
They beat the point and laugh at the Washington taterskins 33-30
They lost to NFC West dominating Cardinals
They won a frosh game against the one and done Eagles 14-13

Kitna played well enough in most of those games that I don't think Romo puts up significantly dissimilar numbers
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 07, 2011, 06:26:04 AM
The Packers game was that final Wade Phillips game.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 16, 2011, 11:15:50 AM
It's official, Rob Ryan to dallas.  Farg Rob Ryan.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on February 01, 2011, 08:44:17 AM
quick, name this former cowboy..

(http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/files/2011/01/IMG00044-20110127-1753-480x568.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 01, 2011, 08:47:44 AM
Roger Staubach?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on February 01, 2011, 08:50:43 AM
very close...thats nate newton minus 175 lbs.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 01, 2011, 08:55:41 AM
Nate "carryin' 30,000 lbs of marijuana" Newton?

wow
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 01, 2011, 09:52:31 AM
I saw that Real Sports segment on him and was shocked.

That's almost like strung out meth/coke diet.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 01, 2011, 10:46:56 AM
Wow, good for him. 

Also, lol @ Dallas and the crappy weather they're getting right now for media day/week. 

Mother Nature 1
Jerrah 0

Farg Dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on February 01, 2011, 11:36:24 AM
I was supposed to fly to Boston tmrw and the flight was just cancelled. Nice to see Jerry getting farged along w the rest of us.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 01, 2011, 11:43:06 AM
just got this email at work...


From: Division of Operations
Sent: Tuesday, February 01, 2011 11:36 AM
To: ML-NLRB-Everyone (R); ML-HQ-Contractors (R)
Subject: Region 16 Weather Closure


Region 16 (Fort Worth) is closed.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on February 01, 2011, 11:51:15 AM
This ain't wikileaks, IGY.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 01, 2011, 12:17:06 PM
Close it permanently.  They don't want any government down there anyway.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on February 01, 2011, 03:24:14 PM
more on newton

http://larrybrownsports.com/football/nate-newtons-lost-133-pounds-skinny-pictures/25537
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: TexasEagle on February 02, 2011, 12:34:28 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 01, 2011, 10:46:56 AM
Wow, good for him. 

Also, lol @ Dallas and the crappy weather they're getting right now for media day/week. 

Mother Nature 1
Jerrah 0

Farg Dallas

For the first time this year it's farging COLD here. I mean legitimately cold.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 02, 2011, 02:20:23 PM
Ha. farg dallas. Farg the inbred Jones family.

QuoteWeather forcing cancellations at Super Bowl
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on February 2, 2011, 2:01 PM EST
NFL Super Bowl Football

This won't be a post where we complain about the weather.   I agree with a point MDS made at dinner last night: bitching about Super Bowl weather is the activity that makes fans dislike sports reporters more than anything else.

(We know we're damn lucky to be here covering football for a living.)

With that out of the way, the rough weather here is a story for the organizers of many Super Bowl events.   An NFL Youth Outreach program was canceled Tuesday.   There was supposed to be a kids program at the NFL Experience Wednesday that was canceled.

A coat of ice covers almost all streets in Dallas, making travel slow and treacherous.  A cab strike in the city has made it difficult to get around unless you are in the media and can travel by shuttle.

There are reports of businesses and restaurants being closed for the weather.  The hotel where the FOX media is located is enduring rolling blackouts.   Host Committee member Troy Aikman said the weather has been a disappointment.

There's no doubt that money is being lost and fan experiences dampened with flight issues coming into the city.

While media griping about the weather is deeply annoying, we understand how fans, local businesses, and the Dallas Super Bowl organizers are cursing some missed opportunities.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 02, 2011, 02:42:16 PM
I didn't know Greg Rosenthal and our own Todd were buddies
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 02, 2011, 02:45:16 PM
jews be like peas and carrots
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on February 02, 2011, 02:53:06 PM
lets just say and me and him had a rather quick game of jewish geography
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 02, 2011, 03:25:37 PM
he owns some and you don't?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on February 02, 2011, 03:30:24 PM
Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on February 02, 2011, 03:32:41 PM
a joke so lame not even a jew could come up with it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on February 02, 2011, 03:33:34 PM
I'm not even going to charge you for it. You can thank me later.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on February 03, 2011, 10:14:55 AM
Quote from: TexasEagle on February 02, 2011, 12:34:28 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 01, 2011, 10:46:56 AM
Wow, good for him. 

Also, lol @ Dallas and the crappy weather they're getting right now for media day/week. 

Mother Nature 1
Jerrah 0

Farg Dallas

For the first time this year it's farging COLD here. I mean legitimately cold.

My brother's pipes froze and he lives in Austin
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 03, 2011, 11:00:51 AM
My sis lives down there too.  I'm guessing there aren't a lot of people who run insulation/heating tape around their pipes because winters typically don't get that cold down there.  My sis lived in the NE her whole life until she moved down there 3 years ago.  She just built a house last year and had her pipes insulated out of habit.  She's happy with her decision right now. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 03, 2011, 05:45:20 PM
you mean your lesbian sister?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 03, 2011, 05:52:26 PM
I only have 1 sister so, uh, yeah. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on February 03, 2011, 07:34:12 PM
Didn't expect her to be concerned with wrapping up pipe.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on February 03, 2011, 07:55:52 PM
hey-ohhhhhhhh!!
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 03, 2011, 09:18:10 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 04, 2011, 10:27:07 AM
Region 16 (Fort Worth) is closed.

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Post by: ice grillin you on February 06, 2011, 03:47:59 PM
pretty awesome dallas rountable with jimmy jerry troy moose and irvin right now

funny jimmy is talking about how he never practiced in sweats...always pads...which is what andy does..and he asked if that would work in todays nfl

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 06, 2011, 05:02:05 PM
LOL, it just keeps getting better

QuoteFailure to complete temporary seating leaves some ticket holders out in the cold
Posted by Mike Florio on February 6, 2011, 4:48 PM EST
Super Bowl Football

The NFL has distributed in the press box at Cowboys Stadium a statement that will keep some fans who have tickets from actually getting in to tonight's game.

"There are a limited number of sections in temporary seating areas inside the stadium that have not been fully completed," the statement reads.  "We are working to resolve the matter and expect that by game time most of the fans affected will have been accommodated in their seats or relocated to similar or better seats.

"Those fans that are affected by this will be directed to the Party Plaza area while the matter is resolved.

"Fans who are not accommodated with seats inside the stadium will each receive a refund of triple the cost of the face value of their ticket.

"We regret the situation."

Regret is an understatement.

Frankly, a triple-cost refund isn't enough.  The NFL also should reimburse the affected fans for all travel and lodging expenses.  Regardless of how this happened, it's inexcusable for the fans to find out upon arriving at the stadium that they're S.O.L.  At a bare minimum, the affected fans should be refunded every dime spent to make a trip they otherwise would not have made.

And how is this something that comes up now, on game day?  Surely, the league knew about this before Sunday.  Why not be candid about it so that the affected fans could choose either not to make the trip to Dallas or not to make the trek to the stadium.

Of course, that would have increased the numbers of folks who'd be eligible for refunds, and it would have prevented the league from getting as many folding chairs as possible crammed into the venue so that refunds of some big-dollar tickets wouldn't be required.

It's disappointing to see a league that gets so many things right whiff on something so fundamental as ensuring that every ticket sold will translate to a corresponding seat.

farging retards
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on February 07, 2011, 02:53:27 AM
You have got to be shteinting me!  Damn right these people had better be reimbursed for travel and lodging.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 07, 2011, 03:06:04 PM
QuotePosted by Mike Florio on February 7, 2011, 1:28 PM EST
Florio seat

As we suspected, the league knew about the potential problem with temporary seating well before Sunday.  According to the Dallas Morning News, nothing was said about the situation because the NFL believed it had a "very good shot" at getting the situation resolved.

"We made a judgment that it was the right course of action to bring the fans in, rather than to discourage them or create a sense that they wouldn't have the information necessary," NFL executive V.P. of business ventures Eric Grubman said.

What a bunch of farging scumbags. And this part isn't all on Jones (though I'm sure he had major input), it's also on the NFL. They are saying basically that they withheld the info because they knew more than the fans..so why inform them and make the decision whether to go or not for themselves.

Imagine the Eagles going to the SB (could happen), spending everything you have and more to see them, and after spending on hotels, flights etc being told your ticket is no good - and they knew that might be the case and didn't even let you know beforehand. POSs.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 14, 2011, 02:14:31 PM
By all accounts, Dallas did the poorest job of hosting the Super Bowl in memory - possibly ever. It's music to my ears.

farg Dallas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 15, 2011, 01:38:09 AM
And they still get to host SB Fitty.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 23, 2011, 11:03:56 AM
He just be keepin it real yo (http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2011/03/22/dez-bryant-kicked-out-of-northpark-for-having-pants-on-the-ground/)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 23, 2011, 11:41:25 AM
what a dumb fargin' policy

I think homeboys with they pants slung to they knees look about as dumb as curly cue the hasidic jew in his black hat get up,  but so farging what.  They probably think I look dumb wearing a t-shirt over a long sleeve thermal.

How your style of clothes makes you a criminal I don't understand.



Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 23, 2011, 01:43:51 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on March 23, 2011, 11:41:25 AM
what a dumb fargin' policy

I think homeboys with they pants slung to they knees look about as dumb as curly cue the hasidic jew in his black hat get up,  but so farging what.  They probably think I look dumb wearing a t-shirt over a long sleeve thermal.

How your style of clothes makes you a criminal I don't understand.

Style of clothes doesn't make you a criminal, but I do believe in every business having the right to enforce a dress code.  Whether it's a shopping mall, a resturant, grocery store, bar or whatever.  I think that wearing your pants so far down your ass that your underwear are hanging out is farging stupid and makes you look like a total moron, but anyone who wants to look like an idiot has the right to I suppose.  At the same time, I also think that any business has the right to set minimum dress standards for people that they want in their establishment. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 23, 2011, 01:50:06 PM
So then you're fine with the dress code I've just established for my bar:

No saggy pants
No baseball caps with stickers or flat brims
No baseball caps worn sideways
No sports jerseys
No hoodies
No Timberlands
No do-rags
No super oversized shirts

Nothing wrong with that, right?  I'm a private business owner afterall, I should be able to set minimum dress standards.



Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 23, 2011, 01:55:58 PM
Congrats, you just gave me the dress code for almost every night club in the country. 

But I can read between the lines though.  I live inside your head and know that what you're really saying "no blacks." 

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on March 23, 2011, 01:59:09 PM
Safe to say igy wont be at your bar Dio.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 23, 2011, 01:59:18 PM
I don't see how Dio's new business is going to take off in Baltimore if he doesn't let in any black people.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 23, 2011, 02:01:59 PM
The good news is that he'll be able to bury it in one of his ditches. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 23, 2011, 02:02:05 PM
Will there be TVs in your bar, Dio?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 23, 2011, 02:03:10 PM
Yes, but they'll be behind a curtain and will only show PBS on Fridays from 6-8.   
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 24, 2011, 11:19:43 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on March 23, 2011, 11:41:25 AM
what a dumb fargin' policy

I think homeboys with they pants slung to they knees look about as dumb as curly cue the hasidic jew in his black hat get up,  but so farging what.  They probably think I look dumb wearing a t-shirt over a long sleeve thermal.

How your style of clothes makes you a criminal I don't understand.

Dio wins (http://sportsblogs.star-telegram.com/cowboys/2011/03/retailers-say-they-will-miss-dez-bryant-at-north-park-mall-he-is-still-disputing-citation.html)

The retailers frequented by Bryant are not very happy. He tipped the parking attendants well, bought a lot of stuff, and signed things for customers. By all accounts, his presence was a good thing for the mall.
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Post by: Sgt PSN on March 24, 2011, 11:34:43 AM
You mean that a young, rich celebrity visiting your establishment is good for business?  Whodathunkit? 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 24, 2011, 12:11:36 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 24, 2011, 11:34:43 AM
You mean that a young, rich celebrity visiting your establishment is good for business even if him and his friends walk around with their pants around their knees?  Whodathunkit? 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 25, 2011, 12:49:39 AM
Quote"We are sad to see him gone," the parking attendant said. "He would tip of 40 or 50 bucks every time. He was good to us. He treated us well."

Well damn, no wonder he can't afford pants that fit

Farg dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 25, 2011, 03:50:26 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=6257358
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on March 25, 2011, 04:51:53 PM
When a guy who got arrested because the fishin was too good thinks you're a fleshpop it might be time to hit the reset button.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 25, 2011, 05:37:23 PM
soap opera bullshtein

might as well read People
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on March 25, 2011, 05:56:21 PM
A good pal of yours told us you're full of shtein.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 25, 2011, 07:18:52 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on March 25, 2011, 05:37:23 PM
soap opera bullshtein

might as well read People

Pretty much what I was thinking.  I got through maybe half of the article and stopped reading because it was all just hearsay, speculation and gossip.  Lame. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 29, 2011, 12:41:48 PM
Poor Dez (http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=6267347)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on March 29, 2011, 01:08:55 PM
he spent 144K on 2/8/10...he wasnt drafted til april of 2010. interesting.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on March 29, 2011, 01:09:46 PM
once they sign with an agent i think the agent fronts them money until they get drafted and paid
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 29, 2011, 01:45:22 PM
Or in this case, the store fronts them the jewelry and doesn't get paid. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on March 29, 2011, 03:46:22 PM
Quote from: SunMo on March 29, 2011, 01:09:46 PM
once they sign with an agent i think the agent fronts them money until they get drafted and paid

oh for sure, just good to see he was spending his (or drews) money intelligently..

lj smith was rolling around rutgers campus in a brand new escalade with spinning wheels about a month or so leading up to the draft.

money management at its finest
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 29, 2011, 05:58:53 PM
Dude's old man was a pimp...he ain't got no family chains to wear?

Not a very good pimp, I guess.  Of course, we already know that, because no og pimp knocks up his own livestock.  Or at least, he don't let her push one out in the stable.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 29, 2011, 06:00:18 PM
Quote from: DH on March 29, 2011, 03:46:22 PMlj smith was rolling around rutgers campus in a brand new escalade with spinning wheels about a month or so leading up to the draft.

lj smith...lols

Good riddance.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on March 29, 2011, 06:12:24 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on March 29, 2011, 05:58:53 PM
Dude's old man was a pimp...he ain't got no family chains to wear?

Not a very good pimp, I guess.  Of course, we already know that, because no og pimp knocks up his own livestock.  Or at least, he don't let her push one out in the stable.

lol
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Post by: Eagaholic on March 29, 2011, 11:33:43 PM
What???

QuoteBryant's attorney, Texas state Sen. Royce West, said they are trying to settle the issue.

Jesus Christ, who isn't jerruh blowing?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 30, 2011, 11:36:41 AM
Mall cops and jewelry store owners, apparently.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 31, 2011, 06:49:37 PM
QuoteThe four-sided drive-in movie screen at Cowboys Stadium soon will no longer be the largest video board in any sports arena.  Per Sean Leahy of USA Today, officials at Charlotte Motor Speedway have unveiled a new video screen that will be 30 percent larger than the centerpiece of Jones' billion-dollar man-canyon.

Jones' screen is 80 feet tall.  The screen at Charlotte Motor Speedway will span 110 feet.

The new board will debut on May 29.  And if the folks at Charlotte Motor Speedway really want to one-up Jones, they should make sure that every ticket sold for the race will have a corresponding seat.

You know this has just gotta be eating jerruh up and he's already looking at how to get a screen enlargement.
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Post by: Gene on April 01, 2011, 08:02:50 AM
QuoteAnd if the folks at Charlotte Motor Speedway really want to one-up Jones, they should make sure that every ticket sold for the race will have a corresponding seat.

Or they can charge people to watch the race on big screens in the parking lot and count them towards the official attendance.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 01, 2011, 09:25:44 AM
Did they really do that at the SB this year?  I hadn't heard of that one.  Jerrah getting technical in what he defines as paid attendance. 
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Post by: Gene on April 01, 2011, 11:44:23 AM
I don't know about the SB or any other game, but I know he did it the night the Giants-Cowboys opened the place.

He wanted to break the all time attendance record for a game, so he included all the people in the lots who were charged to watch the game on big screens.  He fell about 5K short (or something like that) even with the lame way they played with the numbers.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on April 01, 2011, 12:20:52 PM
he did do that in the sb. and he would have broken the record if the 1200 attendees who they created those special seats for were able to get in. i think they missed the record by 800 or so. karma at its finest...and further proof that jerry (and every other owner in this stupid game) doesnt give one dirty shtein about its fans.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on June 05, 2011, 11:05:13 PM
Top news story tonight in Philly is some dude tried to pull a Bubs (stealing copper, he also has a heroin addiction) in a center city building which was under construction. Guy got busted so he climbed up the building and threatened to jump. The significance of this? He was wearing a Dallas Cowboys shirt.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 06, 2011, 03:41:49 PM
Roy Williams gave that bitch some jewelry and wants it back! (http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=6742082)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 06, 2011, 07:10:08 PM
LOL...other than mail order brides, I'd have to imagine that mailing an engagement ring and a recorded proposal is probably poor form. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 06, 2011, 08:27:24 PM
your plans to use smoke signals for the same purpose are now:

a.) unaffected

b.) dashed
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on July 12, 2011, 04:28:15 PM
Irvin told Out magazine he blames his womanizing on his brother being gay (http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/6760900/former-dallas-cowboys-player-michael-irvin-gay-magazine-equality%27%20rel=%27nofollow)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on July 26, 2011, 12:37:28 PM
shefter reports leonard davis will be cut...holy shtein, their o-line is going to be atrocious
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on July 26, 2011, 12:43:11 PM
Yeah. Columbo. Free. Davis. Maybe making cap room?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 26, 2011, 12:56:19 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on July 26, 2011, 12:43:11 PM
Yeah. Columbo. Free. Davis. Maybe making cap room?

yup

they are gonna make a huge run at assy but classy
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on July 26, 2011, 02:34:03 PM
roy williams and marion barber gone
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on July 26, 2011, 03:33:23 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 26, 2011, 12:56:19 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on July 26, 2011, 12:43:11 PM
Yeah. Columbo. Free. Davis. Maybe making cap room?

yup

they are gonna make a huge run at assy but classy

Who is that?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 26, 2011, 04:42:06 PM
Your mother.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 26, 2011, 11:24:43 PM
Free would be a nice pick up for the Eagles, I wouldn't doubt they are looking at him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on July 26, 2011, 11:28:00 PM
Free's arguably the top OT on the market though
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 27, 2011, 12:48:25 AM
I know but it might be worth it to protect Vick. Both he and Peters could play either side so they'd have some flexibility to figure the best fit as well.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 27, 2011, 01:03:54 AM
He re-signed with Dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 27, 2011, 01:07:56 AM
Damn. Dallas was already said to be $15 million over the cap before today's cuts. Do you know Free's numbers? They should have good bookends for a long time now.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on July 27, 2011, 10:35:19 AM
4/$32M/$17M guaranteed
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 27, 2011, 11:34:55 AM
I would have topped that to get him. If the Eagles want to shore up their chances for a SB they still need to address RT. To me that's the kind of difference between making a playoff run and winning a SB. Free is also just the kind of athletic OLine guy they want now.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 28, 2011, 07:32:04 PM
Columbo officially out too

Dallas now will have $21M in dead money on 2012's cap for the cuts they have made per Andrew Brandt
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on July 28, 2011, 07:32:39 PM
Oh damn, that only leaves with with $100m to spend.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 29, 2011, 07:41:35 AM
Schefty says Dallas be creepin' for Asomugha's services.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 29, 2011, 07:56:19 AM
so did igy

Quote from: ice grillin you on July 26, 2011, 12:56:19 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on July 26, 2011, 12:43:11 PM
Yeah. Columbo. Free. Davis. Maybe making cap room?

yup

they are gonna make a huge run at assy but classy
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 29, 2011, 08:09:29 AM
Sorry, I don't speak Ebonics.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on July 29, 2011, 09:18:11 AM
The Bucs have friggin 60 million to spend. How do they not lock him up?

Last thing I want to see is Assy to the Cowboys.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on July 29, 2011, 09:31:20 AM
same here, but really, how bad does dallas look?

theyve got a Hoyda qb, and a wr who cant keep his pants up. farg em.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 29, 2011, 10:15:32 AM
Quote from: reese125 on July 29, 2011, 09:18:11 AM
The Bucs have friggin 60 million to spend.

They just dropped a $19m contract on a punter, FWIW.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on July 29, 2011, 11:18:20 AM
Supposedly they are in the "lead"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 29, 2011, 08:15:52 PM
LOL at dallas with the Eagles landing Asomugha.

Hey jerruh, farg you
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 29, 2011, 09:21:46 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on July 29, 2011, 08:15:52 PM
LOL at dallas with the Eagles landing Asomugha.

Hey jerruh, farg you

http://lockerz.com/s/124848665 (http://lockerz.com/s/124848665)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 29, 2011, 09:30:13 PM
My FB newsfeed blew up with Dallas fans I know flipping out. haha.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on July 29, 2011, 09:42:54 PM
http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=214254&page=71

Cowboy fans meltdown
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on July 29, 2011, 09:45:46 PM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2eceqlj.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on July 29, 2011, 09:47:40 PM
I'll have to remember to check in on our old friend "Stonethrower" John Shango. Here's a little reminder of that guy, if you need one:

http://www.youtube.com/v/mMNRoje5tYU?version=3&amp;hl=en_US
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 29, 2011, 09:53:30 PM
are they really asking how the Eagles would pay DJax?  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on July 30, 2011, 12:13:57 AM
http://youtu.be/ZWk39FkVcyk
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 30, 2011, 12:23:49 AM
Quote from: SD on July 29, 2011, 09:42:54 PM
http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=214254&page=71

Cowboy fans meltdown

A sample of quotes I saw:

- Eagles!! fml

- I feel like I just got slugged in the gut

- I can't believe he walked away from us

- That's a punch to the gut and a kick to the balls!

- I do not want a 30 year old corner on our team that makes $12 million per year.

- I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life.

- 12 million base with 25 guaranteed over 5 years is more like 17 million per year. Right?

- Son of a *****, I couldnt be less excited about this season now. No safeties, No DEs, No 3rd WR. The Eagles have just raped us before the season even started.
I would have been fine if he went to literally ANY OTHER TEAM

- So basically Jerry was played for a fool? He has to be smarter than that. God, Philadelphia...screw you.

- Yes thats what happened. The Jets dropped out, Dallas thought they had him, Jerry left for the radio interview, and 10 minutes later he was an Eagle


And the winner of this evening's brilliancy prize for awesome realization:

- Let's face it, we are no longer that storied, elite team we once were.


For a couple of hours they tried to take some solace in hoping the Eagles gave an outrageous contract that would destroy their cap. I'm not surprised at the $12M average per year but I am really surprised that Nnamdi didn't get the 50% guaranteed that most all of the bigger names are getting now.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on July 30, 2011, 12:30:27 AM
http://nyc.podcast.play.it/media/d0/d0/d0/dY/dB/dQ/dT/YBQT_3.MP3

Jerry Jones interview while the news was breaking. Skip to about 15 minutes in.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 30, 2011, 01:28:23 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on July 30, 2011, 12:30:27 AM
http://nyc.podcast.play.it/media/d0/d0/d0/dY/dB/dQ/dT/YBQT_3.MP3

Jerry Jones interview while the news was breaking. Skip to about 15 minutes in.

Listened to the whole thing. That was great, jerruh finding out that he lost Asomugha from the interviewer. He didn't quite seem to believe it because his cell hadn't rung, but have to say he pretty much kept his cool.

I think Jerry Jones is the most repugnant personality in all of sports, though he does seem to be pretty self honest. But that shtein he pulled with knowingly selling the non-existent SB tickets for his own glory says everything you need to know about him. And if he is self honest, he did that as an incredibly selfish and cold manipulation, duping hundreds or thousands of fans, some of whom spent everything they had for the hope of seeing their team play in the SB.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on July 30, 2011, 03:03:51 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on July 29, 2011, 09:47:40 PM
I'll have to remember to check in on our old friend "Stonethrower" John Shango. Here's a little reminder of that guy, if you need one:

http://www.youtube.com/v/mMNRoje5tYU?version=3&amp;hl=en_US

I absolutely love this man...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on July 30, 2011, 04:47:26 PM
Since I was digging around the Dallas Morning News site:

Top 7 reasons for Dallas fans to hate Philadelphia (http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/dallas-cowboys/headlines/20110729-photos-top-7-reasons-for-dallas-fans-to-hate-philadelphia.ece)

Complete with cliche Rocky & Santa references.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 31, 2011, 10:15:45 AM
#1 - FAP

(http://www.dallasnews.com/incoming/20110729-244852.jpg.ece/BINARY/w700x467/244852.jpg)


oh but he ws overrated and never won a playoff game....blah blah blah....kill yourselves
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on July 31, 2011, 10:28:36 AM
Cowboys yawn over Eagles' coup  (http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/dallas-cowboys/headlines/20110731-cowboys-yawn-over-eagles-coup.ece)

QuoteNo Nnamdi, no problem. Everyone from owner Jerry Jones on down talked about the respect they have for Terence Newman , Mike Jenkins and Orlando Scandrick.

"Any pursuit of anybody outside this organization probably has less to do with the people in this organization than the people we're trying to pursue," coach Jason Garrett said.

"We feel great about our corners. Terence Newman has been a Pro Bowl guy. Jenks has been a Pro Bowl guy. Scandrick is a guy who is competing for more playing time as an inside nickel guy and also as a corner outside.

"We feel great about our cover guys. We feel like we have three really good corners and some young guys who can compete as well."

It's doubtful the club could have made room for Asomugha without cutting a big contract, probably Newman's. Jones calls that sheer speculation.


Nice attempt at damage control

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 31, 2011, 10:30:42 AM
who else cant wait until the day comes when no one ever again references the pro bowl when evaluting how good a player is
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 31, 2011, 10:35:21 AM
I'm riding with you in that wagon.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 31, 2011, 11:55:46 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 31, 2011, 10:15:45 AM
#1 - FAP

(http://www.dallasnews.com/incoming/20110729-244852.jpg.ece/BINARY/w700x467/244852.jpg)


oh but he ws overrated and never won a playoff game....blah blah blah....kill yourselves

I'd imagine you have been known to rock that exact outfit.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 31, 2011, 11:57:08 AM
"to rock" - American douchebag slang for affecting a style by wearing trendy crap
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 31, 2011, 11:58:12 AM
i dont have the windbreaker (but id kill for it) but i legitimately have the starter jacket he rocked for cold weather games hanging in my garage and of course i have all the hats

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 31, 2011, 11:58:26 AM
Dio's definition of "rock" -

Annoying hard piece of earth that makes digging ditches a pain in the ass, and back.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 31, 2011, 11:59:13 AM
^^^ TRUTH
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 31, 2011, 12:00:02 PM
farg that shtein........bring the back hoe in and make a canyon bitches
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 31, 2011, 12:08:58 PM
yeah, why spend $2,000 when you can spend $5,000?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on July 31, 2011, 12:36:20 PM
Dio for Congress?


Also, "All slang is metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry." G.K. Chesterton
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 31, 2011, 12:43:27 PM
All slang is metaphor? 

How is "yo" a metaphor?

Bring Chesterton on here, we need to have a talk.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 01, 2011, 09:24:43 PM
Rob Ryan trying to be gangsta:

QuoteCowboys DC Rob Ryan on Eagles' ``all-hype team'': ``We're going to beat their ass when we play them.''
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 01, 2011, 09:40:32 PM
Know what's funny about that?

The little corksucker Cowboy fans are lapping this up. But yet they're the same spineless tools who cry about Buddy Ryan being dirty and foul mouthed.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on August 01, 2011, 09:46:22 PM
I wonder if Buddy disowned him for taking a job with the Cowboys.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 01, 2011, 10:20:26 PM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on August 01, 2011, 09:46:22 PM
I wonder if Buddy disowned him for taking a job with the Cowboys.

Good point, Buddy should put a bounty on him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 11, 2011, 10:04:56 PM
jerrah is wearing a light blue jacket from 1975 and just showed up in the booth during halftime after already doing a whole interview on the field pregame

i love this man
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 13, 2011, 12:20:26 AM
Jerkoff Cowboys fans says;

QuoteI like all this talk about Rob Ryan giving this team a new aggressive identity.

I think it's time to make some changes to really accentuate an aggressive identity.

Change our home uni's to the dark blue. I've always loved when we played in our dark blue uni's. It displays darkness, anger, and power ... like Darth Vader.

If we want to start intimidating our opponents, let's start with them looking into the darkness.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on August 13, 2011, 12:22:28 AM
Someone got pretty baked before watching some preseason football.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 13, 2011, 01:15:22 AM
Dook could be a taterskins fan
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on August 13, 2011, 04:31:43 AM
IGY?  ;)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 13, 2011, 06:02:02 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 13, 2011, 12:20:26 AM
Jerkoff Cowboys fans says;

QuoteI like all this talk about Rob Ryan giving this team a new aggressive identity.

I think it's time to make some changes to really accentuate an aggressive identity.

Change our home uni's to the dark blue. I've always loved when we played in our dark blue uni's. It displays darkness, anger, and power ... like Darth Vader.

If we want to start intimidating our opponents, let's start with them looking into the darkness.

ahaha...that is awesome
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on August 13, 2011, 02:50:22 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/08/13/jerry-jones-nnamdi-asomugha-really-wanted-to-be-a-cowboy/ (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/08/13/jerry-jones-nnamdi-asomugha-really-wanted-to-be-a-cowboy/)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 13, 2011, 03:22:58 PM
is there seriously a more amazing human being? i would vote for jerrah for president in a cocaine heartbeat.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 14, 2011, 08:13:55 AM
Nnamdi and his agent played them and he's still too stupid to realize it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Feva on August 14, 2011, 09:02:20 AM
I disagree. He completely realizes it. He's just too self-absorbed and arrogant to publicly admit that somebody actually DIDN'T want to play for his "precious" team.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 24, 2011, 11:39:05 PM
The Joneses trying to keep up. Losers.

QuoteCowboys signed CB Orlando Scandrick to a five-year, $27 million extension with $10 million guaranteed.
It's a head scratcher. Scandrick is a physical slot corner and big part of Dallas' defense, but he's being paid like a starter. The 24-year-old has just two interceptions through three seasons, is a liability whenever asked to play outside, and is hardly a shutdown force in the slot. New coordinator Rob Ryan must have signed off on this deal, or else it wouldn't be near worth it. Scandrick is not a long-term option to replace Terence Newman.

Farg Dallas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on August 29, 2011, 12:11:28 PM
Gurode was released.  More Pro Bowlz available!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 29, 2011, 12:15:56 PM
Maybe the Iggles can SINE him and also Haynesworth! They can reenact head stomping incident at practice!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 29, 2011, 12:41:12 PM
Man, it doesn't seem like he's been in the league since 2002.  Could have sworn it was just a few years ago  we wanted the Eagles to draft him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Hawk on September 11, 2011, 11:23:17 PM
Choking this game away.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on September 11, 2011, 11:31:28 PM
LOL, awesome. He also choked fumbling inside of the 5 earlier.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 12, 2011, 12:29:44 AM
A thing of beauty.

Now lets go eat a goddamn snack!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 12, 2011, 07:40:09 AM
That INT to Revis was a questionable decision.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on September 12, 2011, 10:17:44 AM
the minute he fumbled the snap in seattle was the minute his career as a potential star qb ended.

farg dallas, farg romo, and all associated with that joke of a franchise.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on September 12, 2011, 02:20:42 PM
the day after a debilitating cowboys loss is always a good day

losing to SF next week would be too much to handle
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 12, 2011, 02:30:06 PM
Cowboys only favored by 3.  :o
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 13, 2011, 12:00:31 PM
Cowboys fan tasers 3 Jets fans in the stadium. (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/09/13/fan-uses-taser-as-violence-breaks-out-at-cowboys-jets-game/related/)

Idiots. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 14, 2011, 01:00:41 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/291762_10150299252900292_528230291_8375671_370064115_n.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 26, 2011, 11:31:18 PM
Phil Costa... wost ever?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on September 27, 2011, 09:33:13 AM
i didn't watch one second of this game but from the highlights this morning, looks like it was even uglier than the eagles.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 28, 2011, 06:24:33 PM
Sean Lee, NFC Defensive Player of the Month


Didn't the Eagles trade the Cowboys the pick they used on Lee?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 29, 2011, 07:45:35 AM
cowboys got lee eagles got teo shammy and i believe kafka

MOCK!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on September 29, 2011, 08:17:17 AM
Imagine lying on your bedroom floor, casually banging out some crunches here and there, throwing a tennis ball against the wall,  then realize Roger Goodell just called your name out on tv that you've been selected by the Eagles.

What? F u Te'O.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 03, 2011, 01:19:33 AM
Romo, up 27-3 in the second half throws back to back pick-6s. Al least something good came out of today. FA LB Stephen Tulloch, who the Eagles turned their nose up at, sealed it with another pick to set up the game winning TD.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d822c6487/article/romo-ends-week-of-bliss-by-plummeting-back-to-earth?module=HP11_hot_topics
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 03, 2011, 01:56:16 PM
That Romo guy is pretty clutch.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 04, 2011, 08:47:50 PM
A friend of mine said something a couple of weeks ago that has really stuck with me. He was musing over his long time marriage. "When you do the same stupid thing over and over again for years, you either end up pathetic or wise, depending on how much humor you find in it."

So as far as being an Eagles fan year after year, it could be worse. At least there's this

QuoteThe Cowboys stood very little chance of marching to a game-winning score in the final minute of their brutal loss to the Lions on Sunday, but an apparent brain cramp by Felix Jones ensured it wouldn't happen.

On fourth-and-20 from near midfield, Romo flipped the ball to Jones, who made a move then ducked out of bounds to stop the clock after a seven-yard gain.

Fifth-and-13

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on October 05, 2011, 01:04:43 AM
 :-D :-D :-D

Triple-farging-laugh-smiley

Nice job.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 05, 2011, 06:31:02 PM
Apparently his wife didn't think it was all that funny  :evil
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 30, 2011, 11:24:02 PM
QuoteJerry Jones sees tonight's game as an opportunity to make a statement
Posted by Mike Florio on October 30, 2011, 3:53 PM EDT
Jerry Jones AP

Tonight, the Cowboys and Eagles will renew their rivalry at Lincoln Financial Field.  For the Eagles, who entered the bye at 2-4, it's a huge game if they hope to get to the playoffs.

It's also a huge game for the Cowboys, if they hope to get to the playoffs and make some noise there.

Owner Jerry Jones told ESPN's Sal Paolantonio that the Eagles game in Philly has been circled on the calendar since training camp.  Jones said he sees it as a significant opportunity to make a statement about who the Cowboys are as a football team.  Jones also believes the game could possibly be a spring board toward a special season.

Still, both teams are behind where they thought they'd be, and both teams need to win tonight.

lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 30, 2011, 11:52:03 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 30, 2011, 11:24:02 PM
QuoteJerry Jones sees tonight's game as an opportunity to make a statement
Posted by Mike Florio on October 30, 2011, 3:53 PM EDT
Jerry Jones AP

Tonight, the Cowboys and Eagles will renew their rivalry at Lincoln Financial Field.  For the Eagles, who entered the bye at 2-4, it's a huge game if they hope to get to the playoffs.

It's also a huge game for the Cowboys, if they hope to get to the playoffs and make some noise there.

Owner Jerry Jones told ESPN's Sal Paolantonio that the Eagles game in Philly has been circled on the calendar since training camp.  Jones said he sees it as a significant opportunity to make a statement about who the Cowboys are as a football team.  Jones also believes the game could possibly be a spring board toward a special season.

Still, both teams are behind where they thought they'd be, and both teams need to win tonight.

lol

Well, they certainly did make a statement.

DALLAS SUCKS
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on October 31, 2011, 11:09:56 AM
Hey Jerrah, your team sucks.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 24, 2011, 04:45:13 PM
18 years ago today.  Ahhh, the memories. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrU8z4w8T-4
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on November 24, 2011, 05:52:34 PM
Bob Trumpy's  "Leon Lett!" is still music to my ears.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 24, 2011, 07:24:55 PM
Good god, Miami's defense was atrocious on that last series. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 04, 2011, 07:23:11 PM
Dallas just got KOLBED
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 04, 2011, 11:00:49 PM
I was completely lmao with that one. I was listening to the game on Sirius and as I was just pulling in to to check my PO box I swung by a sports bar where I used to watch Eagles games to watch the rest of OT. Just as I was going by there was the long TD to end the game and I could see the last bit of it on the tv outside where there was a small handful of dallas fans gathered.

Awesome how much dallas sucks and garretts time management there was Reidesque, probably lost the game. farg dallas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on December 11, 2011, 11:53:56 PM
Ha!  farg you douchebags!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on December 11, 2011, 11:55:11 PM
Only thing better than watching Dallas lose is the shot of ol' stretch face after they lose.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 11, 2011, 11:56:49 PM
EAT shtein, JERRAH!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 11, 2011, 11:57:24 PM
the eagles may blow but the look on jerry's face was all worth it

what a great farging game. gambling is fun.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 11, 2011, 11:59:51 PM
Epic choke job by the Cowboys.  That graphic was amazing.  From 1960-2010 they surrendered a grand total of 2(!) fourth quarter leads of 12 points or more.  2011?  3 already.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 12, 2011, 12:05:02 AM
theyve straight up given away like 6 different games this year

on top of getting demolished by the god awful eagles

JERR
AH
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 12, 2011, 12:06:49 AM
How disgustingly awesome was Pierre-Paul tonight?   Nice work on that scouting job Howie, you bookworm flag.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 12, 2011, 12:23:43 AM
Its MA to celebrate another team losing!

Jerrah was screaming at Garrett to use the TOs when NYG got to the 1. It took 20 seconds for Garrett to call one.

And then seeing Jones run out of the suite at the end was awesome.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 12, 2011, 06:43:08 AM
DeMarco Murray's right ankle is destroyed. Done for the year.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Gene on December 12, 2011, 08:06:51 AM
(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/822487/adjones.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 12, 2011, 09:00:28 AM
HA!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 12, 2011, 09:39:53 AM
I saw a clip on a Cowboys site of when Jerrah was screaming at Garrett to take a timeout and he had a look of disgust on his face. HIlarious.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on December 12, 2011, 12:55:08 PM
Obvioulsy the kid next to him is "somebody" so why the farg does he have the cheap replica jersey? 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 15, 2011, 08:58:14 PM
Ratliff and one of the local reporters got into it in the locker room today and had to be separated.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 16, 2011, 12:46:01 AM
it was some dude from espn dallas

maybe its a sign that dallas isnt going to cover the 7?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 16, 2011, 07:34:40 AM
i like tampa straight up
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 16, 2011, 09:48:08 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 16, 2011, 07:34:40 AM
i like tampa straight up

I'm on them too, but I thought you said Dallas and NYG ml parlay was the GOAT.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 16, 2011, 09:52:12 AM
thats the reverse psychology no lose GOAT
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 18, 2011, 01:38:20 PM
Jerome? Andre? Can't wait to see what Buddy does after he dies.

QuoteARLINGTON, Texas - A runaway electric cart raced unmanned from an end zone to midfield at Cowboys Stadium and plowed into several people after a high school championship game Saturday night, bowling over the winning head coach and several others.

An emergency medical technician who declined identification told The Associated Press that one man who was conscious and talking was taken to a hospital with an apparent leg injury. The Arlington medical technician said he had no further information on the man's condition but several others hit or grazed by the cart were checked out by emergency workers as they sprawled stunned on the field.

Separately, a Texas sports league official said a male staffer also was injured, not seriously, when the cart raced across field in a matter of seconds during onfield celebrations after the Texas 5A Division II football championship game. That official also declined identification.

The cart toppled Spring Dekaney coach Willie Amendola, who was being interviewed near the Cowboys midfield star, along with several others clustered about him moments after Dekaney had beaten Cibolo Steele 34-14. Hundreds of people were scattered about the field or were in the stands at the time.

Broadcast footage showed a stunned Amendola falling backwards into the cart's passenger seat as it continued rolling. He appeared to try unsuccesfully to gain control of the cart, spinning the steering wheel with his left hand, before rolling out onto the artificial turf. As he tumbled out, a pursuing field worker hopped aboard and stopped the cart quickly.

"We have a disturbance down the field. Apparently one of the carts on the field got loose and I think there have been some folks injured in this. Oh my! That's like a runaway cart there. And it finally took someone to stop it," a shaken announcer is heard commenting on air as the cart rolled and then stopped. "That's a scary thing."

Others were seen on the ground afterward as emergency personnel rushed up, including one man sprawled motionless while someone cradled his head. Nearby, others helped a visibly stunned man to his feet.

It was unclear why or how the cart began moving under its own power. Stadium workers were picking up fluorescent orange sideline yard markers and pylons in one of the end zones after the game when the cart unexpectedly took off.

During its race across the field, the cart appeared to roll over the legs of some of those onfield. Afterward, televised broadcasts showed Amendola conducting another interview with a small streak of blood on his left forearm.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on December 18, 2011, 03:45:25 PM
Runaway cart at Texas stadium runs over a bunch of people

http://highschool.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1308327
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 18, 2011, 03:48:14 PM
Did you guys hear about the runaway cart at Texas Stadium?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 18, 2011, 08:13:13 PM
If I covered teams that could get past the second round of the playoffs, that would have been me
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on December 18, 2011, 09:09:40 PM
(http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k481/BurritoElectrico/Runawaycart.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 18, 2011, 09:11:49 PM
lol

who's the hero?  Other than the cart, I mean.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 18, 2011, 09:29:35 PM
Bowling for dullards.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 18, 2011, 10:36:20 PM
That stadium is cursed. Don't know why.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 18, 2011, 10:43:24 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on December 18, 2011, 10:36:20 PM
That stadium is cursed. Don't know why.

the linc?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 01, 2012, 11:20:30 PM
eat it Jerrah
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 08, 2012, 11:32:30 AM
Quote
The Dallas Cowboys use sweatshop labor to manufacture apparel overseas and are facing criticism for violations of their own employee code of conduct in those factories

http://espn.go.com/blog/dallas/cowboys/post/_/id/4689396/otl-dallas-cowboys-using-sweatshop-labor-in-cambodia

'Americas Team'
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 08, 2012, 12:56:56 PM
What could possibly be more American than reaping the rewards of slave labor?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 14, 2012, 01:50:23 PM
Kyle Orton, Dallas Cowfargface
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: reese125 on March 14, 2012, 04:27:04 PM
Scooped up CB Brandon Carr
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 15, 2012, 09:01:55 AM
top player + biggest need = best signing
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 29, 2012, 03:02:21 PM
death row inmate shouts Go Cowboys during execution (http://deadspin.com/5897490/texas-death+row-inmate-shouts-go-cowboys-during-execution)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 29, 2012, 03:22:13 PM
that's a good start, but there's a hell of a lot of cowboys fans still out there
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on April 16, 2012, 06:23:59 PM
TO still talking shtein about Romo:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82849530/article/still-talking-terrell-owens-unleashes-on-tony-romo-?module=HP11_headline_stack

Quote

Terrell Owens' time with the Dallas Cowboys did little to reverse his image as a loose cannon, but his production wasn't a problem.

Owens was a popular cat with teammates, and when he openly complained about Tony Romo during the 2008 season -- saying the quarterback was overly focused on tight end Jason Witten -- it caused division in-house that contributed to T.O.'s exit.

Owens, it appears, isn't over it. During a radio interview this week on ESPN Dallas, T.O. was asked to play a game of word association. When the hosts dropped "Tony Romo" into the mix, the current receiver/co-owner of the IFL's Allen Wranglers paused before saying: "OK, uh, next question."

Naturally, he was prodded to say more. Naturally, he said more.

"With that situation, dude, I've kind of lost my respect for that situation," Owens said. "Man, that's a guy I shed tears for, I went to bat for. Then obviously, ultimately I'm not in Dallas anymore and I know he definitely had a hand in that. So, again, it's one of those things that you kind of just have to bite your tongue and keep moving on, you know what I mean?"

Owens continued: "I just happened to be one of those guys that really voiced my opinion. I wasn't the only one who thought that way. There were games that other guys were open. I wasn't saying that to get the ball thrown to me a lot more times. I wasn't saying that to get the ball thrown to me a lot more times. I was all about winning."

With Romo at the helm, T.O. hauled in 235 passes for 3,587 yards and 38 touchdowns over three seasons, but their game chemistry didn't extend beyond the field.

Owens has said before he's misunderstood and often misinterpreted. Perhaps the public and private Owens are two very different characters. Whatever the case, another round of ripping NFL quarterbacks doesn't help his case.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: shorebird on April 22, 2012, 05:40:38 PM
Owens is a farging tool. So is Romo.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 27, 2012, 09:50:42 PM
Stephen Jones said that if they'd stayed at 14 they would have taken Brockers
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on April 27, 2012, 10:52:28 PM
It's wise to tell everyone what you would have done had you not done what you did.  That way they have easy comparisons to make when they talk about what you do next.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on April 28, 2012, 02:21:55 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 27, 2012, 09:50:42 PM
Stephen Jones said that if they'd stayed at 14 they would have taken Brockers

He still doesn't quite get the concept of smokescreen
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 28, 2012, 04:25:45 PM
lol at their Matt Johnson pick...77th ranked safety?!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on April 28, 2012, 04:37:18 PM
lol what outfit ranks safties 77 bodies deep?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on April 28, 2012, 04:40:26 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 28, 2012, 04:37:18 PM
lol what outfit ranks safties 77 bodies deep?

The Nazi Party?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Dillen on April 28, 2012, 05:09:58 PM
some Ohio State safety just got picked, Kiper and McShay were saying that had him like the 165th safety.. fargin dumb
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on April 28, 2012, 10:43:41 PM
Quote from: Rome on April 28, 2012, 04:40:26 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 28, 2012, 04:37:18 PM
lol what outfit ranks safties 77 bodies deep?

The Nazi Party?

So that's what they're doing these days.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 16, 2012, 11:00:15 PM
more bigger, more stronger, more misdemeanerer


QuoteDez Bryant: I'm quicker, faster, stronger this year

Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant says that a full offseason working with the team's strength and conditioning staff has him in much better shape this year than he was at the end of the lockout last year.
Bryant told the Dallas Morning News he's "a lot stronger" than he was before

QuoteJuly 16, 2012
Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant reportedly was arrested Monday in DeSoto, Texas.

According to MyFOXDFW.com, Bryant was charged with a Class A misdemeanor in relation to the assault of a female family member that occurred on Saturday.

The 23-year-old reportedly turned himself in Monday and immediately posted bond.

When contacted by WFAA-TV, Bryant confirmed there was an incident but declined to elaborate.

"I'm good, I'm good," Bryant said.

This isn't the first run-in Bryant has had with the law. Since being drafted by the Cowboys in 2010, the Oklahoma State product has been involved in multiple lawsuits connected with unpaid debts, was given a criminal trespass warning in 2011 after being briefly banned from a Dallas mall and, in January, was involved in an altercation outside of a Miami nightclub that led to him being detained by police.
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Post by: Eagaholic on July 20, 2012, 03:29:22 PM
 police will file a class A misdemeanor family violence charge against Bryant

I'm surprised Jerruh couldn't pull any strings to get his boy off.
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Post by: Eagaholic on July 29, 2012, 06:12:51 PM
lmao
Jerry usually craves the spotlight out in public. But now he does an about face, just wanting to stand back and take it all in

QuoteJerry Jones closes window, opens up hole
Posted by Josh Alper on July 29, 2012, 5:31 PM EDT

APThe issue of closing windows came up a lot around the Cowboys this offseason.

Jason Witten fretted about it, but Tony Romo felt that was going too far. DeMarco Murray thought the window was wide open, DeMarcus Ware felt it shutting and Jerry Jones proclaimed that he was the only one who decided about the position of the window which, for the record, he implied would close on someone's neck if the Cowboys didn't make the playoffs. We may have missed a couple of examples, but that should suffice for qualifying how often the topic came up.

If Jones has his way, there won't be any more window talk for the Cowboys. On the eve of the start of training camp in Oxnard, California, the Cowboys owner said it was time to leave discussions about windows to the folks at Microsoft.

"I want to close the window to closing the window," Jones said, via Jimmy Burch of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. "That was off-season talk. We'll leave it right there."

As you can see, everything that can be said about this topic has already been said so we thank Jones for putting it to rest once and for all. And we thank him even more for saying something that makes it hard to remember anyone was talking about windows at all.

"I've been here 23 years. I've been here when it was glory hole days and I've been here when it wasn't," Jones said. "And, so, having said that, I want me some glory hole. So I have that perspective."
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Post by: General_Failure on July 29, 2012, 09:23:58 PM
Jerry Jones gives the best drunk interview.
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Post by: ice grillin you on July 31, 2012, 12:32:50 PM
QuoteOXNARD, Calif. -- Dallas Cowboys owner/general manager Jerry Jones is apparently taking over defensive coordinator Rob Ryan's role as the team's NFC East instigator.

On the day Ryan vowed to watch his often outspoken mouth, Jones fired a jab at the New York Giants, who crushed the Cowboys' playoff hopes in the 2011 regular-season finale en route to their second Super Bowl title in five years.

"Y'all should come to Cowboys Stadium and watch us beat the Giants' asses," Jones told fans during a ceremony to signal the opening of Cowboys' training camp Monday, a festival-like event that featured a few skydivers and a performance from the franchise's famous cheerleaders.

The defending Super Bowl champions don't come to Cowboys Stadium, where Eli Manning's Giants are 3-0, until Oct. 28. The Cowboys and Giants kick off the NFL season on Sept. 5 at MetLife Stadium, where the Cowboys' 2011 season ended with a 31-14 loss in the de facto NFC East title game on New Year's Day.

Manning threw for 746 yards and five touchdowns in the two wins over the Cowboys last season, one of the primary reasons the Cowboys made upgrading their cornerback corps the top offseason priority, signing Brandon Carr to a five-year, $50.1 million deal and trading up in the draft to select LSU's Morris Claiborne with the sixth overall pick.

The Cowboys also wanted to match up better with the explosive Philadelphia Eagles' receivers. Ryan vowed early in last year's training camp that the Cowboys would "beat the ass of the all-hype team," but the otherwise underachieving Eagles won both meetings against Dallas.

Ryan, who was especially humiliated in the Cowboys' 34-7 loss in Philadelphia on Oct. 30, plans to keep the bulletin-board material he provides with his mouth to a minimum.

"Day 1, I'm not calling anybody out," Ryan said Monday. "I've learned. This is a bigger media than some of the other spots that I've been, so I'm going to keep my mouth shut and work."

That was before the skydivers made an appearance and Jones got on stage with a microphone.
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Post by: Eagaholic on August 03, 2012, 08:55:04 PM
(http://nbcprofootballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/morrisclaiborne-e1344039204532.jpg?w=375)

QuoteUndrafted rookie Cole Beasley quits on the Cowboys

Although he joined the Cowboys as an undrafted free agent, wide receiver Cole Beasley was considered a good bet to make the 53-man roster. But now it appears that Beasley will not play professional football at all.

Beasley informed the team today that he is leaving for personal reasons, possibly even a decision to quit football entirely, according to DallasCowboys.com.

The Cowboys are trying to convince Beasley to come back, but so far they've had no luck. Asked about it today, Cowboys VP Stephen Jones said, "it's too early right now, we're still working on that."

Based on the look test I can see why they are desperate to get stud back. Let's hope for our sake he stays retired.
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 03, 2012, 09:23:37 PM
i just want you to know that if easy was still on this board he would have posted that long before you
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Post by: MDS on August 03, 2012, 09:47:01 PM
and its comments like that that drove easy away

you funhole
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 03, 2012, 09:50:18 PM
no way

easy lives for that shtein

and if hes to weak to take a little tough love then let him go get his nuts suckled on the emb
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Post by: hbionic on August 04, 2012, 12:24:23 AM
When did he leave? What happened? What did I miss? IGY, you sonofabitch! Wait, did he want a piece of Kate? If that's the case, stay the hell away easy!

Just kidding, seriously, what did you do?
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 04, 2012, 12:30:03 AM
i have no idea....he just doesnt post here anymore....the rest is purely conjecture and a whole bunch of me and the lil guys lies
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Post by: Sgt PSN on August 04, 2012, 12:37:27 AM
Did he say he wasn't posting here anymore?  It's only been like 2 or 3 days. 
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Post by: hbionic on August 04, 2012, 12:38:45 AM
2 or 3 days? Someone should call the cops and fill out a missing person form...and call the amber alert hotline.
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Post by: General_Failure on August 04, 2012, 12:39:56 AM
And to think, it could have been any one of you instead. Damn it all.
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 04, 2012, 12:43:48 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 04, 2012, 12:37:27 AM
Did he say he wasn't posting here anymore?  It's only been like 2 or 3 days. 

no he didnt.....he just doesnt come here anymore...and two days btwn easy posts is one billion percent unaceptable...and might as well be a sign that hes dead
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Post by: MDS on August 04, 2012, 12:57:28 AM
he didnt even touch the worthless ap power poll nfl thing they came out with this week

hes as good as dead and in the least dead to me
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 04, 2012, 12:59:41 AM
worse than easy not being here that the AAA call up to replace him is FF and his twitter plagerism...at least easy took his shtein from underground message boards no one has even been on
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Post by: Sgt PSN on August 04, 2012, 01:16:24 AM
lol
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Post by: MDS on August 04, 2012, 01:34:05 AM
the big guy isnt funny but lol @ that
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 04, 2012, 06:48:01 AM
Heavy is the head that wears the crown. If enough of us leave, GF can rename the site hippochatroom.info.
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Post by: Feva on August 12, 2012, 04:33:08 AM
Cowboys are gonna work out Jamal Jackson.
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Post by: Diomedes on September 08, 2012, 11:46:11 AM
http://youtu.be/xh-h7s6Qtxg
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Post by: Eagaholic on September 08, 2012, 03:40:28 PM
I'll never be able to eat pizza again

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Post by: Diomedes on September 08, 2012, 05:19:14 PM
So Papa John's might still get your business?  Because that slop ain't pizza.
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 08, 2012, 05:24:00 PM
Papa Johns is good, when you're in college. 
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Post by: Diomedes on September 08, 2012, 05:44:55 PM
And high.  And you're eating Pizza Boli's, thinking it's Papa Johns.
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Post by: Eagaholic on September 09, 2012, 12:33:51 AM
The most likely best outcome of eating Papa Johns while high in college, is suddenly realizing that rearranging the letters of Papa Johns you get Japan shop, which is way cool.
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Post by: MDS on September 09, 2012, 04:16:54 AM
papa johns jawn with extra sauce = boss

believe it
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Post by: SD on September 09, 2012, 05:36:03 AM
I haven't had chain pizza since I've been back on the East Coast but when I lived on the West Coast Papa Johns was my pizza of choice. Not the greatest but they used to make this thick crust pie that wasn't half bad.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 09, 2012, 06:33:56 AM
Got so drunk watching Penn State lose yesterday that I ordered Papa John's. It's still great "drunk person" pizza, and ordering an extra 2-liter to keep making drinks was clutch.
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Post by: Munson on September 09, 2012, 11:29:55 AM
Always preferred Little Caesars for my drunk pizza.
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Post by: SunMo on September 09, 2012, 12:40:30 PM
why is it harder to order pizza shop pizza when drunk?  the pickup factor?
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Post by: ice grillin you on September 09, 2012, 05:22:02 PM
Quote from: SunMo on September 09, 2012, 12:40:30 PM
why is it harder to order pizza shop pizza when drunk?  the pickup factor?

they dont have pizza shops in ma...like sd said...he hasnt had chain pizza since he moved east...whereas ff has 7000 pizza chains within four miles of his crib
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 09, 2012, 05:44:08 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 09, 2012, 05:22:02 PM
Quote from: SunMo on September 09, 2012, 12:40:30 PM
why is it harder to order pizza shop pizza when drunk?  the pickup factor?

they dont have pizza shops in ma...like sd said...he hasnt had chain pizza since he moved east...whereas ff has 7000 pizza chains within four miles of his crib

In this case it was because I didn't want to interact with anyone and pick up the phone. Ordered online.

We actually have some half-OK local joints nearby. My immediate area has a lot of transplants from the north.
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 16, 2012, 08:36:18 PM
http://deadspin.com/5943720?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

the clip of Sean Lee getting smoked is in there
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Post by: Eagaholic on September 16, 2012, 09:12:56 PM
He's they guy everybody says is really good, right?
I saw Fred Davis get hit just as hard, but he just dropped back in his tracks like a sack of lead with one leg folded under him. Sweet hit, even better that a penalty should have been called. farg dallas and washington. 
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Post by: methdeez on September 17, 2012, 04:51:27 PM
(http://blog.seattletimes.nwsource.com/seahawks/Tate.jpg)
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 17, 2012, 04:55:30 PM
Caption: DEEERRRRRRRRRP!
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Post by: General_Failure on September 17, 2012, 06:07:02 PM
Not safe for work or headphones with the volume turned up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifE6XkqMX9g
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Post by: QB Eagles on September 17, 2012, 08:01:51 PM
Wow, Shango lost a ton of weight.
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Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2012, 02:10:12 PM
Via Deadspin (http://deadspin.com/5944809/five-years-after-the-dallas-cowboys-fumbled-it-away-cowboyscom-is-now-a-male-dating-site)

QuoteWelcome to Cowboys.com!!

Cowboys.com is an online dating community for men who enjoy the same country living lifestyle. Are you a country western cowboy looking for a man to ride into the sunset with? Come and create relationship with singles share your appreciation for the country way of life. You'll be able to find your perfect match here.

:D
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Post by: Eagaholic on September 23, 2012, 03:46:49 PM
Romo got his bell rung on a helmet to helmet by Gerald McCoy that wasn't called in a tight 4th quarter. Nice.
lmao if the Bucs can win. farg dallas
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Post by: phattymatty on September 23, 2012, 11:30:45 PM

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8446/8016561631_882c2617a9_o.gif)
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Post by: hbionic on September 24, 2012, 05:55:53 PM
That's unberievabre.
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Post by: Sgt PSN on September 25, 2012, 10:37:04 AM
Did the ref throw his hat?  What was the point of that?
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Post by: rjs246 on September 25, 2012, 10:38:27 AM
Ogletree stepped out of bounds. The ref usually drops his hat on the sideline as an indicator. This time, for some hilarious reason, he threw it in the field of play and we were all this close to a Dallas injury due to referee stupidity. Next time the ref should try harder.
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Post by: Sgt PSN on September 25, 2012, 10:57:57 AM
Wow. Ref didn't even attempt to throw his hat anywhere even close to where he stepped oob.
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 02, 2012, 12:07:06 AM
Romo 5 picks and then isn't going to do a PC.

vadge
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Post by: ice grillin you on October 02, 2012, 08:00:57 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 02, 2012, 12:07:06 AM
Romo 5 picks and then isn't going to do a PC.

vadge

i dont know anything about a pc but he was stand up in the locker room...sports center showed him talking a lot and taking all the blame
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Post by: hbionic on October 02, 2012, 01:06:10 PM
How was that stand up? He'd be less than a person if he didn't take the blame. Who's fault would it have been other than his?

It's not taking blame when you're the only person responsible.

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Post by: SD on October 02, 2012, 01:30:47 PM
Quote from: hbionic on October 02, 2012, 01:06:10 PM
How was that stand up? He'd be less than a person if he didn't take the blame. Who's fault would it have been other than his?

It's not taking blame when you're the only person responsible.

I'd have more respect for him if he said something like "we showed our youth today"
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Post by: DH on October 02, 2012, 01:38:12 PM
Maybe its the Dallas hatred in me saying this, but I don't think Dez will ever be the big-time player everyone expects him to be. He's an immature bitch - yes, I know his background (farg that) - and I think he has proven that he will never grow up. The way he farged up the route on Romo's first INT is something a 7th round rookie WR shouldnt have had happen.
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Post by: ice grillin you on October 02, 2012, 01:38:24 PM
Quote from: hbionic on October 02, 2012, 01:06:10 PM
How was that stand up? He'd be less than a person if he didn't take the blame. Who's fault would it have been other than his?

It's not taking blame when you're the only person responsible.

the eagles recently lived thru a decade with a qb who all he did was make excuses and blamed others...so trust me there is lots of people romo could have blamed other than himself
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Post by: Tomahawk on October 02, 2012, 02:37:37 PM
Quote from: DH on October 02, 2012, 01:38:12 PM
Maybe its the Dallas hatred in me saying this, but I don't think Dez will ever be the big-time player everyone expects him to be. He's an immature bitch - yes, I know his background (farg that) - and I think he has proven that he will never grow up. The way he farged up the route on Romo's first INT is something a 7th round rookie WR shouldnt have had happen.

I was talking to a co-worker, who compared Bryant to TO (drops; not never growing up), about the same thing. Dook has speed, therefore talent, but so does Devin Hester. I think Bryant is bitchmade and won't amount to anything, but I won't be proven right for another year or two.
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Post by: hbionic on October 02, 2012, 02:56:06 PM
This post along with your Kid Icarus post makes you a winner for today.
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Post by: ice grillin you on October 04, 2012, 11:02:36 AM
in the last 15 years plus the four games this season dallas has a record of 122-122
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Post by: SD on October 12, 2012, 12:31:50 PM
Troy Aikman ripping Dallas fans:

QuoteI don't think Dallas has ever really had a great home field advantage. What I've heard is that, 'Wow, they really lost home field advantage when they left Texas Stadium.' Texas Stadium really wasn't that different. Having played playoff games in Texas Stadium, that stadium was rocking, it was great. ... But when we would play in Philadelphia, New York and walk out of the tunnel, I would have to be yelling at the top of my lungs for guys to hear me. And you get on the plane for the flight home and your head would be pounding, you wouldn't have a voice, and that's just the way that it was. There was no way you could go down there near the goal line and use hard count in an opposing stadium. And yet in Texas Stadium, teams did it all the time."

"I think for a large part – and the fans don't want to hear this – a lot of the people that attend sports in this town, they're there because it's kind of just a place to be seen. I didn't know anybody who went to Rangers games, and then when they started winning and going to World Series, everybody's wearing Rangers hats and saying, 'Oh yeah, I'm a big Rangers fan.' I've always said Dallas isn't so much a sports town as it is a winner's town."

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Post by: Gene on October 16, 2012, 05:04:05 PM
I get it now.  The Cowboys are too good to win games.......
QuoteHow is it that Miles Austin has become so irrelevant in this offense, especially with more attention being given to Dez? In some ways Dez' histrionics have overshadowed Miles inability to be more dominant it seems.

Rick Gosselin: One long-time football observer told me last week that the Cowboys might have too many weapons. They work too hard to get Dez his touches, Jason his touches, Miles his touches. That's probably why the running back has been squeezed out of the picture in the first part of the season. He told me the Cowboys should go with Miles and get him 10-12 passes ever game. And use Dez like the old Cowboys used Alvin Harper -- to stretch the defense. Throw him half as many balls but make them potential big-strike passes. Michael Irvin never got lost in the offense like Austin has. Aikman always made sure he gave Irvin enough touches to impact the game. That's not happening with Austin. More Austin, less Dez, Probably less heartbreak that way as well.
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Post by: paco on October 16, 2012, 05:32:13 PM
Well, clearly Austin = Irvin
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 16, 2012, 08:46:40 PM
Aikman was also infinitely better than dopey Tony. He could facilitate that offense and was commanding enough to control those characters.

And they had virtually an impenetrable OL.

Dallas sucks.
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Post by: Eagaholic on October 16, 2012, 10:50:38 PM
Quote from: paco on October 16, 2012, 05:32:13 PM
Well, clearly Austin = Irvin

except that Irvin wears bigger shoulder pads now than Austin
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Post by: Eagaholic on October 23, 2012, 08:32:46 PM
now dallas sucks even more

QuoteThe Cowboys may need to play the rest of the season without linebacker Sean Lee.

Lee suffered an injury to his right big toe in Sunday's win at Carolina that could require season-ending surgery, ESPNDallas.com reports.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 24, 2012, 08:43:53 AM
Eagles will now sweep the cowfargs.
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Post by: BigEd76 on October 24, 2012, 03:53:29 PM
Ernie Sims was signed to replace him.  Get the brooms
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 24, 2012, 03:54:46 PM
Shark in the water!
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Post by: phattymatty on October 29, 2012, 09:08:12 AM
ha wow did anyone see the hilarious fake handoff attempt by romo on his first INT? wasn't even close, then he bombs it right to the safety.
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Post by: DH on October 29, 2012, 10:25:35 AM
I like that if Dez wasnt a little bitch, and brace himself for the fall, that the Cowboys would have won the game. farg the Giants to holy hell, but there are few things better than watching Dallas suck almost as much as us.
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Post by: ice grillin you on October 29, 2012, 11:04:34 AM
such a sellout play....if i run that team hes cut today....i dont care how much talent he has
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Post by: Eagaholic on November 05, 2012, 09:33:50 AM
QuoteJerry Jones told Bob Costas over the weekend that Jones the owner would have fired Jones the G.M. by now.  After Sunday night's loss to the Falcons, the Cowboys may have tried to fire both guys.

According to Matt Barrie of NBC 5 in Dallas, "Jerry Jones just pounded [the] locker room door because no one would let him in.  It's the angriest I've seen him all year."
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 05, 2012, 12:30:27 PM
That is smile-inducing.
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Post by: ice grillin you on November 13, 2012, 10:14:01 AM
eagles are a cure all
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Post by: QB Eagles on December 08, 2012, 04:30:17 PM
Their starting nose tackle killed a member of the practice squad in a DUI crash. (http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/8726659/josh-brent-dallas-cowboys-arrested-intoxication-manslaughter-accident-kills-jerry-brown)
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Post by: Rome on December 08, 2012, 05:13:53 PM
Harvey Wallbanger?
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2012, 05:35:16 PM
Dude had a DUI in college too.

I will never understand not taking a car service when going out when you have that kind of money (and also an NFL program designed specifically for that).
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Post by: ice grillin you on December 08, 2012, 05:40:20 PM
he couldnt make his arraignment today because he was still drunk

thats how you do it up son
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2012, 05:52:42 PM
Damn...that's pretty sloppy. Wonder what his BAC....more than .16?
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Post by: ice grillin you on December 08, 2012, 05:54:34 PM
oh hell yeah

.15 is nothing

i bet he was in the .2's
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2012, 05:56:58 PM
I am not sure if Texas has one of those "super drunk" laws but if he was triple or even close then he's doubly farged.

Apparently a dozen players were partying together last night.
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2012, 06:01:10 PM
The range of sentencing is pretty broad; 2-20yrs.

My guess is he'll end up getting 10, serving 5 with the other 5 suspended.

Dwayne Goodrich got 7yrs I think when he mowed down those people about 10yrs ago
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Post by: ice grillin you on December 08, 2012, 06:04:02 PM
i said to my girl today he will get less than 10...7 years was my guess actually....being a cowboy even tho not a popular one will help

i also was saying earlier that i understand sat is a no practice day but how are players out getting shteinfarged less than 48 hrs before an nfl game...dead dood was on the ps so he wasnt dressing but this cat was gonna start...and he drank enough to still be farged up saturday which means he def wouldnt have been 100% on sunday

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Post by: QB Eagles on December 08, 2012, 06:05:12 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2012, 05:56:58 PM
I am not sure if Texas has one of those "super drunk" laws but if he was triple or even close then he's doubly farged.

Apparently a dozen players were partying together last night.

That aspect will hardly matter in comparison to the death. The minimum sentence is 2 years for "intoxication manslaughter".
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2012, 06:08:41 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 08, 2012, 06:04:02 PM
i said to my girl today he will get less than 10...7 years was my guess actually....being a cowboy even tho not a popular one will help

i also was saying earlier that i understand sat is a no practice day but how are players out getting shteinfarged less than 48 hrs before an nfl game...dead dood was on the ps so he wasnt dressing but this cat was gonna start...and he drank enough to still be farged up saturday which means he def wouldnt have been 100% on sunday

He's got a drinking problem for sure - the previous dooey shows that. Which is going to hurt him in sentencing....so he may get more than a dime because of the previous bad act
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2012, 06:15:53 PM
Brown was about to be a daddy too....damn
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Post by: ice grillin you on December 08, 2012, 06:19:41 PM
yeah thats true....i just feel like he killed a fellow drunk passenger who got in the car with him...had he killed a mother and child in another car by running a four way stop id say mos def 10-20
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Post by: General_Failure on December 08, 2012, 06:29:13 PM
He'd have been better off dead alongside his passenger. Then the team could put a little patch on their jerseys, dedicate the rest of the season to him, maybe carry his locker around.
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Post by: Rome on December 08, 2012, 07:17:26 PM
Texas.  Black dude.

15 minimum.
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2012, 07:18:36 PM
http://deadspin.com/5966897/you-realize-a-lot-of-things-%5Bwhile-in-jail%5D-and-other-josh-brent-before-the-manslaughter-charge

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 08, 2012, 09:37:31 PM
Brent and Brown played together in college.  Dude killed his buddy.  That is some pitiful shtein, right there.  I am glad not to be him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 08, 2012, 10:01:41 PM
Somewhere taterskins fans are weeping for him.
Probably on ES.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 11, 2012, 09:55:54 AM
Brown's mother has asked Brent to ride with her to her son's memorial service.

That's some Christian behavior right there.  That's family values.

Angry judgemental Christians could learn a thing or two from this lady.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 11, 2012, 10:04:49 AM
id like to think its common sensical behavoir....no need to credit god....because brown is as much at fault as brent

my cousin died as a passenger in a drunk driving accident where the driver survived...my aunt and uncle (both atheists) had no problem with him coming to the funeral or my aunts house after the funeral and to this day they still see him...in fact she still gets angry at my cousin for a) getting in the car and b) not wearing a seat belt (he got thrown from the vehicle but even before that happened his head smashed into the roof of the car breaking his neck which was the official cause of death)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 11, 2012, 01:18:39 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on December 11, 2012, 09:55:54 AM
Brown's mother has asked Brent to ride with her to her son's memorial service.

That's some Christian behavior right there.  That's family values.

Angry judgemental Christians could learn a thing or two from this lady.

You are wise in the ways of Christianity. I think we could get along with the help of a lot of hard liquor.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: GeneralZOD on December 11, 2012, 05:24:57 PM
http://www.foxsportssouthwest.com/12/11/12/Report-Witness-says-Brent-is-not-a-hero/msn_landingalt.html?blockID=833809&feedID=4680

If this is true, then Josh Brent just jumped up onto my #1 hated Dallas Cowboy of all time, overtaking bitch-ass Deion Sanders and fargtard Michael Irvin by a mile....
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 11, 2012, 05:26:20 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 11, 2012, 10:04:49 AM
id like to think its common sensical behavoir....no need to credit god....

I think so too, but on top of that, it is exactly the kind of love and forgiveness that Christ teaches, and since we're a nation full of both Christians AND people who would never do this, I thought it worth pointing out.

Also...Brown is not just as much at fault.  He wasn't driving.  The drunk driver who lets someone ride with him bears more responsibility than the drunk passenger who goes for a ride.  It's one thing to drive yourself home alone when you're drunk, and another thing entirely to take someone else along for the ride.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 11, 2012, 05:32:29 PM
Quote from: GeneralZOD on December 11, 2012, 05:24:57 PM
http://www.foxsportssouthwest.com/12/11/12/Report-Witness-says-Brent-is-not-a-hero/msn_landingalt.html?blockID=833809&feedID=4680

If this is true, then Josh Brent just jumped up onto my #1 hated Dallas Cowboy of all time, overtaking bitch-ass Deion Sanders and fargtard Michael Irvin by a mile....

a.)  Dude was in shock, and drunk.  His behavior was perfectly in line with reality at the time.

b.)  This classless bitch has an axe to grind, doesn't she?  Passing judgement and seeking out the press to broadcast it?  farg her.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: GeneralZOD on December 11, 2012, 05:44:53 PM
def need to hear more on this b4 I pass judgment.... (especially what exactly is her motive for bringin this out). Until then I can't condone any "friend" no matter what condition they are in (drunk, high, injured, in shock.... Jesus Christ do something...) standing there and literally watching their friend(s) die....
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 11, 2012, 05:50:14 PM
I don't expect anyone would condone that kind of behavior, but there's a vast gulf between condoning it and understanding it. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 11, 2012, 05:59:49 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on December 11, 2012, 05:26:20 PM
Also...Brown is not just as much at fault.  He wasn't driving.  The drunk driver who lets someone ride with him bears more responsibility than the drunk passenger who goes for a ride.  It's one thing to drive yourself home alone when you're drunk, and another thing entirely to take someone else along for the ride.

in a perfect unrealistic world youd be right....but i have never ever in my life seen a dunk driver tell everyone hes leaving but no one should get in the car with him cause they might die....however i have seen hundreds of times people stop or try to stop a drunk from driving because he might kill himself...or choose not to ride with a drunk driver....if you are to drunk to convince yourself that you shouldnt drive yourself you arent going to be sober enough to tell someone else they shouldnt ride with you...doesnt even make sense
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 11, 2012, 09:15:41 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on December 11, 2012, 05:32:29 PM
Quote from: GeneralZOD on December 11, 2012, 05:24:57 PM
http://www.foxsportssouthwest.com/12/11/12/Report-Witness-says-Brent-is-not-a-hero/msn_landingalt.html?blockID=833809&feedID=4680

If this is true, then Josh Brent just jumped up onto my #1 hated Dallas Cowboy of all time, overtaking bitch-ass Deion Sanders and fargtard Michael Irvin by a mile....

a.)  Dude was in shock, and drunk.  His behavior was perfectly in line with reality at the time.

b.)  This classless bitch has an axe to grind, doesn't she?  Passing judgement and seeking out the press to broadcast it?  farg her.

This.  I love how she's quoted as saying that "He may have been in shock, but he was very coherent at the time."  Um, he got in the wreck because he was drunk....which means he wasn't totally coherent to begin with.  Pretty sure that flipping around in your car like a lotto ball didn't help matters much either.  Dumb bitch. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 11, 2012, 09:29:32 PM
I am suddenly feeling like a jerk for using the word bitch on this woman.  A dude could just as easily be pulling this routine, it's not really fair to conflate her sex with her awfulness.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 11, 2012, 10:37:38 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on December 11, 2012, 09:55:54 AM
Brown's mother has asked Brent to ride with her to her son's memorial service.

That's some Christian behavior right there.  That's family values.

Angry judgemental Christians could learn a thing or two from this lady.

Is she going to have a few drinks first?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 11, 2012, 10:51:10 PM
lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 11, 2012, 10:53:01 PM
Poor bastich gets in the limo with her and she offers him a drink.  Awkward.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 11, 2012, 10:53:54 PM
But thank you Ma'am, I think I will.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 11, 2012, 11:00:00 PM
I didn't listen to the whole thing, or read the accompanying article, but did this woman do anything to help when it happened?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 11, 2012, 11:01:28 PM
She was about to call 911.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 11, 2012, 11:11:49 PM
Well then get that woman a damned medal, and lock that son of a bitch up for the rest of his life!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 11, 2012, 11:24:15 PM
Woman is a straight up attention whore.

You find any drunkard who just flipped his ride and its on fire and his boy is trapped inside who is thinking clearly and I would be shocked.

Ma'am your 15min are you - beat it.

Brent farged up big time. He deserves to pay for his crime and he will. Not only physically with jail time but emotionally as well. I could not even imagine living my life if my actions were a direct cause of someone dying. He doesn't need some person piling on.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 13, 2012, 10:12:04 AM
.18 was his BAC
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 13, 2012, 12:44:54 PM
More than twice the legal limit.  But I'm sure he was perfectly coherent, as that lady claims. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 13, 2012, 01:48:19 PM
"We're gonna drink, we're gonna drive, and were gonna pull it off every single farging time."

- Sam Kinison shortly before getting killed by a drunk driver.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: DH on December 13, 2012, 01:56:51 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 08, 2012, 06:19:41 PM
had he killed a mother and child in another car by running a four way stop id say mos def 10-20

you mean like leonard little did?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 08, 2013, 08:58:20 PM
Fired Rob Ryan
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 08, 2013, 08:59:44 PM
Yeah, I heard.

He'd make a great mascot.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 11, 2013, 01:53:23 PM
Monte Kiffin, Old Guy (and the new DC in Dallas)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 11, 2013, 04:54:19 PM
So 4-3 now, with arguably the best LB since he's been in the league going to DE.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on January 11, 2013, 04:59:58 PM
making Demarcus Ware a DE instead of a rushing OLB?  i'll take that
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 11, 2013, 05:04:04 PM
Quote from: SunMo on January 11, 2013, 04:59:58 PM
making Demarcus Ware a DE instead of a rushing OLB?  i'll take that

yeah for real

hes olb in name only anyway....this will be no change for him
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 11, 2013, 05:13:45 PM
It will be a big change in that they won't be able to move him around and match him up against whoever they want in the same way, and who really knows if he will be different with his hand on the ground?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on January 11, 2013, 05:18:20 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on January 11, 2013, 05:13:45 PM
It will be a big change in that they won't be able to move him around and match him up against whoever they want in the same way, and who really knows if he will be different with his hand on the ground?
Flipping DE's is about the easiest thing in the world.
Run at the QB this way, or run at the QB that way. He will still be good. I think he is a more of a 4-3 end anyway.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 11, 2013, 05:21:52 PM
yeah why cant you move him around in a 4-3....happens in every game every season
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 11, 2013, 05:31:34 PM
Maybe you don't watch a lot of 3-4 but it is a little different. Dallas moves Ware to either side on any given play for his best match up. On maybe 25% of the plays he'll jump over the the left side.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on January 11, 2013, 05:35:19 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on January 11, 2013, 05:31:34 PM
Maybe you don't watch a lot of 3-4 but it is a little different.
Yup my bad. I thought this was a soccer board.
Did you guys see Ronaldhinonono run around in circles for 90 minutes last night? farging breathtaking.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 11, 2013, 05:40:21 PM
what?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: methdeez on January 11, 2013, 05:43:42 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on January 11, 2013, 05:40:21 PM
what?
You said:
QuoteYou don't agree with my opinion because you don't watch enough football to know the difference between a 3-4 and a 4-3.
I made a joke about it.
Really though, I do know the difference, as does everyone else who spends time cruising a secret message board about football.
I just don't agree with you.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 11, 2013, 05:50:54 PM
Quote from: methdeez on January 11, 2013, 05:43:42 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on January 11, 2013, 05:40:21 PM
what?
You said:
QuoteYou don't agree with my opinion because you don't watch enough football to know the difference between a 3-4 and a 4-3.
I made a joke about it.
Really though, I do know the difference, as does everyone else who spends time cruising a secret message board about football.
I just don't agree with you.


Actually, I was replying to IGY. My point simply is this - coaches don't routinely flip flop 4-3 DEs based on getting the best match ups against the tackles. Dallas does with Ware and they will lose that if they switch to a Kiffin 4-3 (although it does use often uses a wide-9 or close to it split of the RDE to open a gap for a 3 technique to be almost like a 3rd DE, like Sapp and Simeon Rice, so it would probably suit Ware, but who knows how he will do with his hand on the ground).
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 12, 2013, 01:55:57 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/01/12/mort-jones-is-pushing-garrett-to-give-up-play-calling-duties/

JERRAH
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on January 13, 2013, 04:16:11 AM
I think Ware will be all right at DE if he can hold up but he would probably need to add some weight. If Spencer is resigned, he could man the other side but there's no depth behind them. We have a couple of guys that could play the 3 technique but the line as a whole is getting older. LBs will be okay, the safety position sucks but that doesn't have anything to do with scheme either. CBs will probably be all right.

Not excited because even though I wasn't a big Ryan fan, the scheme wasn't as much of an issue as the injuries. I think Jerrah's been wanting to switch back to a 4-3 for awhile though. Hiring Kiffin gives him a bingo partner and someone to compare Metamucil flavors with while they talk about the glory days from years gone by.

Jerrah's a farging idiot and Dallas is screwed as long as he thinks he's a GM, so rejoice in that. Now that Al Davis is gone the torch for senile owner/GM is passed to the idiot from Arkansas. I hate losing but I love to watch him squirm in his luxury box and chew his fingernails when it happens.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 13, 2013, 09:20:42 AM
Quote from: EJ72 on January 13, 2013, 04:16:11 AM
Hiring Kiffin gives him a bingo partner and someone to compare Metamucil flavors with while they talk about the glory days from years gone by.

Don't you mean glory hole days? 

Welcome back, btw. 
 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 13, 2013, 09:22:32 AM
Also, maybe this was posted somewhere already.  And if it was, farg you. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSt9o3S0n6c

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 13, 2013, 12:09:47 PM
Indeed welcome back.

I wonder if Jerrah will hire someone else to clean his bifocals off next year?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on January 14, 2013, 02:28:27 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 13, 2013, 09:20:42 AM
Quote from: EJ72 on January 13, 2013, 04:16:11 AM
Hiring Kiffin gives him a bingo partner and someone to compare Metamucil flavors with while they talk about the glory days from years gone by.

Don't you mean glory hole days? 

Welcome back, btw. 


Jones and Kiffen wouldn't know what to do with a glory hole. The only time Jerrah gets it up is when he looks at himself in the mirror and says "Dayum, I'm good".

Thanks Sgt, I always liked this board. Few homers, little BS and there's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, some rag on the Cowboys fan but that's natural.

I don't post much on any boards these days but I thought of CF after Reid was mercifully let go. It was time for both the Eagles and him to move on. Good coach but all things come to an end eventually. Honestly, I was ready for Landry to be gone his last couple, few years when it was clear the wheels were spinning.

Here's to both our teams getting their shtein together and going back to a true rivalry, rather than determining who sucks less.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 16, 2013, 11:21:26 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 11, 2013, 01:53:23 PM
Monte Kiffin, Old Guy (and the new DC in Dallas)

Also, a repeated rape victim of the Chip Kelly offense.

May it continue in the NFC East.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 17, 2013, 01:16:18 PM
QuoteEx-Cowboys scout says team passed on LeSean McCoy
+SHARE
By Kareem Copeland

Published: February 17, 2013 at 8:42 AM
Modified: February 17, 2013 at 8:58 AM
Each year, we hear about the importance of the all-mighty board when it comes to the NFL Draft. Each year, teams deviate from said board.

Former Dallas Cowboys scout Bryan Broaddus discussed the habit and how the Cowboys missed out on LeSean McCoy because of it.

"If you go back to the 2009 draft, they sat there and they had LeSean McCoy with a first-round grade," Broaddus said during a radio interview on KRLD-FM 105.3, via The Dallas Morning News. "The problem was, they weren't willing to take LeSean McCoy. That's the issue. Don't window-dress your board. They're sitting there in the second round and they've got LeSean McCoy with a first-round grade on their board. That's value. They did it (got it right) with Sean Lee, they did it with Bruce Carter. They sat there, they took the guy that was on the board that they were supposed to take.

"Mistakes are made when you jump around on the board. Jerry (Jones has) done it a couple of different times. The Quincy Carter draft, we had Kendrell Bell there, first-round grade, ends up going the second round; goes right behind us to the Pittsburgh Steelers. Ends up being AFC Defensive Rookie of the Year. And then we take Quincy Carter. That was a forced pick right there. You had a guy there you had a better grade on, you probably could have got Quincy Carter later in the draft. That's where you get in trouble leapfrogging around."

McCoy ended up going to the Philadelphia Eagles at No. 53 overall.

Broaddus said the opposite happened with tight end Jason Witten, who was selected in the third round and has eight Pro Bowls on his resume.

To say the draft is an inexact science would be an understatement. Still, we assume Tony Romo would have benefited from having a versatile threat like McCoy in the backfield. Wrong selections are made all the time, but the knife is twisted if the original evaluation was correct.

Follow Kareem Copeland on Twitter @kareemcopeland.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 19, 2013, 06:06:50 AM
http://youtu.be/0qDWxTsl4rI
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Dillen on March 29, 2013, 04:25:48 PM
Romo just got a 6 year $108 million dollar extension. Pointing..
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 29, 2013, 04:27:04 PM
Donovan McNabb ‏@donovanjmcnabb 10m
Tony Romo 6 yr 55 million dollar extension. Wow really, with one playoff win. You got to be kidding me
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 29, 2013, 04:29:05 PM
How much of that is guaranteed?

edit: PFT says "more guaranteed money than Flacco"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on March 29, 2013, 04:32:32 PM
I love it!

Best day for us Eagles! Us.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 29, 2013, 05:16:56 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on March 29, 2013, 04:29:05 PM
edit: PFT says "more guaranteed money than Flacco"

thats unreal

what the hell is aaron rodgers going to get
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 29, 2013, 05:25:53 PM
The Packers.  They're going to give him the actual franchise.   
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 29, 2013, 05:26:06 PM
I'm glad Romo got caked off because now all the whining bitches in town can shut up about Flacco being the highest paid QB...guy gave them a farging Lombardi and all they could do was complain about how much he got paid.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 25, 2013, 11:56:53 PM
lol at the Dallas pick

Travis Frederick himself says "I didn't see myself as a 1st rounder - maybe a 2nd rounder"

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 26, 2013, 10:55:21 PM
QuoteJerry says Travis Frederick, Gavin Escobar and Terrance Williams were all in "early 20s" on their draft board.

lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 27, 2013, 12:28:41 AM
Ed Werder of ESPN surveyed five NFL teams and asked for their grades on Frederick. One team rated him a fourth-round pick, two had him as a fifth-round pick, one had him as a sixth-round pick and one had him as a borderline sixth- or seventh-round pick.

LOL.

Jon Harris level shtein there, fellas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 27, 2013, 03:14:35 AM
theyre still better than the eagles
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 30, 2013, 08:13:42 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000208089/article/dallas-cowboys-draft-board-leaked-with-all-7-rounds

Interesting
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on May 30, 2013, 08:36:07 PM
QuoteFor the second time in four years, the folks at Bloggingtheboys.com have reconstructed the Dallas Cowboys' draft board via screen shots of video taken from interviews with owner Jerry Jones.

lol the second time? organization is a farging joke.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 30, 2013, 08:59:35 PM
id like to know if their board is that thin truly because the are the only players they deemed worthy enough to make the big board or if because jerry and his crew only fully evaluated that many...it seems unfathomable to me that there would only be 120 players on a seven round big board
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on May 30, 2013, 10:19:47 PM
The blog that did the work, which seems to know their Cowboys, claims that's the total list of players the Cowboys considered worth drafting. They only draft players they are "sure" about. They have a separate big list of "priority free agents" they would like if they are leftover after the draft.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 30, 2013, 10:30:09 PM
yeah i read it im saying i wonder if thats true or jerry is just old and its a hobby for him and he just doesnt put in 20 hour days like most gm's
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on September 08, 2013, 06:18:00 PM
Romo Has Worst Bachelor Party Ever (http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/dallas-cowboys/headlines/20110816-tony-romo_s-bachelor-party-no-alcohol-hide-and-seek-in-the-woods.ece)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 08, 2013, 06:20:51 PM
lolol that's like Hangover II when they're in IHOP - good job, Stu Romo
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 24, 2013, 10:51:56 PM
Anthony Spencer shut down for the year for knee surgery. Normally I would be giddy about this, but at this point it's almost sad how utterly pathetic the NFC East is. Dallas might be the best team in the division, but they blow.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 24, 2013, 10:55:28 PM
easy MOCK
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 24, 2013, 11:05:19 PM
Phreaky mock too

I was worried that your homie Howie would sign this guy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on September 25, 2013, 08:36:12 AM
but they traded teh pickzz to the cowboys~!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 05, 2013, 12:06:23 AM
Mo Claiborne and Bruce Carter benched

Mock.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 05, 2013, 04:30:47 AM
how can anyone hate the cowboys at this point?

they are such a circus clusterfarger media created hype machine. the whole thing is entertaining more than it is irritating. i love watching them go 8-8 and trip over their own feet. i love their idiot fan base's complete lack of self awareness.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 05, 2013, 09:16:39 AM
exactly...i could care less about dallas...I actually have a little affection for them in that they are the skins top rival...the enemy of my enemy is my friend kind of thing...also the jimmy johnson cowboy teams are on the short list of most likeable teams in sports history
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 05, 2013, 10:48:13 AM
Couldn't care less! Don't forget the "n't"!

I enjoy watching them implode. Jerry makes outrageous statements year after year and the fans lap it up. He said Caliborne graded out and was akin to Deion Sanders when drafted.

Fired Rob Ryan for a grandpop

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 06, 2013, 07:43:51 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 05, 2013, 09:16:39 AM
also the jimmy johnson cowboy teams are on the short list of most likeable teams in sports history

At the time, absolutely not.  I farging hated each and every player on that roster with a passion. 

Looking back on them 20 years later, I can appreciate how good they were and since nearly all of the key players from those teams are now in the media, I've grown to like them quite a bit.  But at the time, those fargers made me want to murderdeathkill a stillupfront. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on October 06, 2013, 08:34:56 AM
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/9733/ky40.png)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 06, 2013, 08:38:05 AM
Never stare a gift hippo in the mouth. That's good advice. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on October 06, 2013, 08:43:40 AM
he's saying he loves dallas which he clearly does not.

if he does he should be beaten with a baseball bat-sized salami.  (no homo.)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 06, 2013, 06:49:40 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 05, 2013, 12:06:23 AM
Mo Claiborne benched

Mock.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 06, 2013, 06:57:53 PM
A pick on an under thrown ball and the second of his career? All pro!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 06, 2013, 07:00:16 PM
havas in rare troll mode today
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 06, 2013, 07:01:34 PM
He's working on getting completely shteinfaced, knowing he doesn't have to go to work tomorrow.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 06, 2013, 07:38:29 PM
Ahahaha, Romo chokes yet again in the last minute and something with only his second pic of season. The most despicable organization in sports loses a home heart breaker to Denver. Great football day in the nfce.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 06, 2013, 07:39:42 PM
Most Despicable? Probably not. Nauseating, sure, but not despicable.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 06, 2013, 07:40:51 PM
they aren't even the most despicable in their own division
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 07, 2013, 07:29:38 PM
QuoteDallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo has thrown for at least 400 yards five times in his career and has lost all five games.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 20, 2013, 01:13:36 PM
QuoteThe Dallas Cowboys are projected to be at least a league-leading $31 million over the salary cap next season.

The Cowboys will face what one NFL executive called "a train wreck" in terms of their salary-cap issues.

If Dallas is $31 million over the cap, it would be $13 million more than the next-closest team, the New Orleans Saints.

Dallas' messy salary-cap situation got even messier this week when the Cowboys released former Pro Bowl defensive tackle Jay Ratliff, who will count for almost $7 million against the cap in 2014.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 20, 2013, 07:24:15 PM
so will washington and they both will be better than the eagles
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 20, 2013, 07:31:46 PM
I know your point is "who gives a shtein, the Eagles are going to suck again next year" but that won't exactly make either of them very good.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 20, 2013, 07:35:16 PM
my point is their salary cap will not make them terrible teams so why even discuss it....it seems like fans of zesty teams like the eagles point it out to make themselves feel better
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on October 20, 2013, 07:49:10 PM
An Eagles fan didn't point it out.  It was on ESPN.com.

http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/9854353/dallas-cowboys-projected-31-million-salary-cap-2014
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 20, 2013, 07:52:04 PM
people have been pointing out the wash and dallas salary caps since the cap was invented
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 20, 2013, 09:10:46 PM
And how many SBs have they won since the cap?

One. The exhaust fumes of the Jimmy dynasty with Switzer
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 20, 2013, 09:13:40 PM
how many teams total have won the sb since the cap....not counting the eagles
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 23, 2013, 08:05:24 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 20, 2013, 09:13:40 PM
how many teams total have won the sb since the cap....not counting the eagles

The same number of teams who won the sb since the cap counting the Eagles. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on October 23, 2013, 08:42:51 PM
Lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on November 06, 2013, 09:14:35 PM
(http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2013/11/sneakyromo.gif)

cracks me up
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on November 12, 2013, 02:06:50 PM
QuoteSam Hurd smoked pot every day, shared with 20-25 teammates
Posted by Michael David Smith on November 12, 2013, 12:34 PM EST
Sam Hurd AP

The NFL tests players for marijuana, but if the imprisoned former receiver Sam Hurd is to be believed, those tests are very easy to beat.

Hurd told Michael McKnight of TheMMQB.com that during his years as an NFL player he smoked pot "all day, every day, and I didn't want to hear anyone trying to tell me I had a problem."

Hurd's six-year NFL career came to an abrupt end one day in 2011 when he went from Bears practice to a Chicago restaurant to meet with two people he thought were Mexican drug dealers but were actually undercover FBI agents. During that meeting, Hurd agreed to spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy large quantities of cocaine that he said he would have no trouble distributing.

And in his interview with TheMMQB.com, Hurd also said he had no trouble distributing marijuana in the NFL, saying that during the five years he spent with the Cowboys, he became a marijuana connoisseur and passed along the good stuff to about 20 or 25 teammates.

"Whatever was considered the loudest weed in California—I wanted a notch above that," Hurd said. "I had educated myself on different strains and potencies and growing techniques. I was very selective. It was like wine."

So how did Hurd and all those teammates avoid being suspended under the NFL's substance-abuse policy? According to Hurd, players know approximately what time of year they'll get tested and just stop using when the test is coming up, then use again the rest of the year once they've provided their annual urine sample.

Basically, the NFL's marijuana tests catch only players who aren't smart enough to figure out the drug-testing system, or players who have such problems that they simply can't stop for long enough to let drugs clear their systems once a year.

As for Hurd, he's in a federal detention center awaiting sentencing after pleading guilty to conspiracy to traffic narcotics. He could be sentenced to life in prison without parole.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 13, 2013, 07:31:03 AM
ive promoted for the longest time that the nba should let everyone know before each game who is high that night....it would make the games even better than they already are......perhaps it would work for the nfl as well
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on November 13, 2013, 07:43:59 AM
It's still hilarious that it's a banned substance, yet it has zero characteristics which would enhance a players ability, other than chip eating skills.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on November 13, 2013, 08:05:17 PM
Hurd got sent up for 15 years. Weed will be legal by the time he gets out. Cocaine won't be, but should be. It's too bad, it sounded like he prided himself on serving his customers well.

Quote"Whatever was considered the loudest weed in California—I wanted a notch above that," Hurd said. "I had educated myself on different strains and potencies and growing techniques. I was very selective. It was like wine."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on November 22, 2013, 04:53:23 PM
QuoteJerry Jones thinks he's doing his best work as G.M.
Posted by Darin Gantt on November 22, 2013, 1:17 PM EST

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones just gave his coach a vote of confidence, guaranteeing Jason Garrett would remain on the job next season regardless what happens in the final six weeks of the season.

But his General Manager got an even bigger endorsement Friday, and that guy's got contractual security for decades.

"The facts are that I really do think the way things have rolled out that I'm getting to do some of the best work that I've done, relatively speaking in my career of these last several years," Jones said on his weekly radio show on KRLD-FM, via Charean Williams of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.

Funnier than this quote are the sucker fans that still listen to this shtein year after year. I could give something of a pass to the local Texas inbred cattle farging retards who put up with it because it's their home team, but the worst suckers are Amurica's Team fans from all over the country who get taken by smiling jerruh's used car salesman lines over an over again. It's like the fool who falls for the same gag no matter how many times it's played on them. Never change jerry.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on November 22, 2013, 05:16:43 PM
Speaking of suckers how's the gold standard all in bunch doing?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on November 22, 2013, 06:29:05 PM
 :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on November 26, 2013, 02:19:19 PM
Since they aren't allowed to wear the usual Thanksgiving Day throwbacks anymore (thanks NFL), Dallas is wearing their road navy blues at home for the first time since 1971
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on November 27, 2013, 03:02:01 AM
why cant they easy

jesus some farging context you
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 27, 2013, 09:04:39 AM
Because the icehole Big Rodge Goodell says it is unsafe to switch helmets in season.

Which is bullshtein...college teams have 38 uni combos and its all good
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on November 27, 2013, 10:48:01 AM
It would be stupid to wear an old jersey with a new helmet, I guess.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 15, 2013, 08:22:37 PM
QuoteTony Romo has 7 interceptions in losses with team tied or up by 1 possession in 4th quarter/OT, nearly twice as many as any QB since '06.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 15, 2013, 08:32:50 PM
During the game they also showed that Romo has won a lot of games late.

I wonder how much of these late game stats are simply a function of him being a franchise quarterback for a long time, on a consistently mediocre team. He doesn't get the luxury of all the Brady or Manning blowouts. His team has to battle most weeks. And other than a stretch of 2010, he's been consistently playing since '06, which is not true for many QBs on consistently mediocre teams.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 15, 2013, 08:37:30 PM
he wins games late against the taterskins in september
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 15, 2013, 08:55:45 PM
I'm getting to really be a fan of the guy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on December 15, 2013, 08:57:37 PM
I celebrate the guys entire collection
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 15, 2013, 09:28:23 PM
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/199irk9pid0m8gif/ku-xlarge.gif)

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 15, 2013, 10:11:54 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on December 15, 2013, 09:28:23 PM
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/199irk9pid0m8gif/ku-xlarge.gif)

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge

"...fryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 15, 2013, 10:17:53 PM
(http://www.506sports.com/nfl13/16-FOX-P.png)

green is Cowboys/taterskins
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 15, 2013, 10:19:12 PM
nova scotia gets the blue game
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 15, 2013, 10:56:02 PM
Quote from: SD on December 15, 2013, 08:57:37 PM
I celebrate the guys entire collection

lol

Seriously some Eagle fan needs to put together a bootleg collection of all the Romo choke games. Not clips but the whole games. Get that shtein up on Bit Torrent or something. People gotta do a better job of collecting these magic moments.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 16, 2013, 07:49:27 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 15, 2013, 10:19:12 PM
nova scotia gets the blue game
That's not canadia, its northern Maine aka Houlton, Caribou, Presque Isle.  They fought the candians in the great Arrostook war
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 16, 2013, 03:01:18 PM
QuoteAdamSchefter
Cowboys WR Dez Bryant told reporters he left field early Sunday so no one would see him cry.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 16, 2013, 03:25:06 PM
Saw that.  Cue cowboy fans who say "he's just so passionate about winning"

It was a regular season game. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 16, 2013, 10:09:01 PM
He found some of TO's leftover pills.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 16, 2013, 10:24:36 PM
Jerry hasn't given him $50m reasons to live though
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 17, 2013, 11:23:43 AM
Can we stop with the whole "he's just a really emotional player" nonsense already?  I think Moose made a similar comment about Pimp on Sunday too.  I can't beleive how many people still buy that crap.

I guarantee Dez Bryant doesn't care about winning anymore than Tony Romo or Miles Austin or Jason Witten or just about any other guy in the league.  The difference is that most other guys in the league know how to deal with it while prima donnas like Dez throw tantrums and walk off the field.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 17, 2013, 11:39:44 AM
Call it what it is.  Maturity. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 17, 2013, 01:50:15 PM
It's too bad we're not all emotionally stable ex-marines like Sassy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 17, 2013, 05:30:47 PM
is there a more overblown faux outrage by "old school" sports fans than someone heading for the locker room a few seconds early
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on December 19, 2013, 01:21:08 AM
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-films-sound-efx/0ap2000000300654/Sound-FX-Dez-Bryant

This is great. Bryant is amped up...energy is high...then...when Romo throws the late pick...you hear the fear in his voice...an understanding of what's going to happen...an omen if you will...when he says, "C'mon defense". I enjoyed this a lot. I also hate using commas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 19, 2013, 03:12:51 AM
Nice find, Chuggie. You could almost hear his teammates saying to themselves "dammit will you just stfu and sit down!"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 19, 2013, 07:48:42 AM
"Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Zanshin on December 19, 2013, 08:24:32 AM
nm
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 19, 2013, 11:31:51 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on December 19, 2013, 07:48:42 AM
"Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey"


...Tony Tony Tony! What quarter is it?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 21, 2013, 08:43:27 AM
(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/5503/66oe.png)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 22, 2013, 12:14:56 AM
sweet sweats

http://msn.foxsports.com/college-football/story/texas-hs-becomes-first-team-ever-to-score-1-000-points-in-season-122113

Btw, anyone else think the parent that filed the complaint about his kid's team being bullied is a total douche?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 22, 2013, 11:30:42 AM
When I was a kid we beat a team 29-2 in Babe Ruth.  After the game was over the manager of the other team screamed at his players for 10 minutes.  The next time we played them we won but it was much, much closer.  We just kicked their asses the first time, they learned a lesson, and the next time they played us, they fought us tooth and nail.    I can only imagine how much time that guy would spend in jail for screaming at his team for playing like Hoydas the first time.

The pussification of America continued unabated and parents like the bitch that filed a complaint should be sterilized.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 22, 2013, 11:40:34 AM
So who will be the next Cowboys coach?

DeMarco Murray is pissed at Romo because he keeps checking out of runs. Romo is pissed at Garrett. A real nice mess down in Big D.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on December 22, 2013, 12:09:15 PM
Quote from: Rome on December 22, 2013, 11:30:42 AM
When I was a kid we beat a team 29-2 in Babe Ruth.  After the game was over the manager of the other team screamed at his players for 10 minutes.  The next time we played them we won but it was much, much closer.  We just kicked their asses the first time, they learned a lesson, and the next time they played us, they fought us tooth and nail.    I can only imagine how much time that guy would spend in jail for screaming at his team for playing like Hoydas the first time.

The pussification of America continued unabated and parents like the bitch that filed a complaint should be sterilized.

My first year coaching little league football, we played against Liberty Bell. They were up 14-0 at the half, two of their dads were working the chains since they were the home team. They were acting like total douchebags. We had a problem with their weigh in scale, their AD acted like a complete ass. They ran up the score on us and we didn't say a word.

Flip to the next season, we freaking crushed them. Opening play my cousin took it 90 yards to the house. It was 21-0 at the half. We kept our starters in until the 4th. Their coaches had words with us after the game for running up the score. I asked their fat dick of a head coach if he remembered the previous season. He shook his head in disbelief.

Moral of the story: farg Liberty Bell
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 22, 2013, 12:22:37 PM
people learn lessons by losing.  first and foremost they learn how much it sucks and how it really should be avoided whenever possible.   this "everyone gets a trophy" shtein is nauseating to me and that's why i quit coaching youth basketball.  my last team went undefeated.  i held practices three days a week and ran their little asses like a taskmaster.   during the final game i left the starters in until they had ran up a huge lead, then i put the other kids in.  after the game was over the commissioner of the league thanked me for my dedication, then informed me that my old school ways weren't a good fit for the "fun" league they had in mind and i was politely asked not to return.

btw... the championship trophies were exactly the same as the ones they gave the winless team.

sickening.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on December 22, 2013, 02:06:18 PM
My first year playing pee wee football we went 0-7-1...I wanted to quit because it wasn't fun...but then they gave us a giant gold painted trophy, so I wanted to keep playing. And I did, and ended up playing all the way through high school.

The problem is not "everyone gets a trophy"...the problem is the parents and coaches bitching when their team gets beat. Some of your kids might suck at football, get over it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 22, 2013, 02:13:05 PM
Not for nothing Munson but you're a member of the generation of spoiled brats I had to coach.  They gave you a farging trophy for sucking.   If they hadn't you might have realized that success brings rewards whereas failure should not.   This country is failing at a lot of things these days and that's one of the main reasons why.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on December 22, 2013, 02:23:09 PM
Yeah, but had it not been for that trophy, I might not have gone back to play next year, and maybe never played again.

We went 4-3-1 and the next year and made the playoffs for the first time in the team's history. And it was a much more fun season because of the winning. Kids tend to figure out that they have more fun when they win.

Getting a trophy doesn't make you a spoiled brat, nor does it make you think losing is okay. Bad parenting does that.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 22, 2013, 02:29:07 PM
Completely disagree.

Not getting a trophy should make you go back to win one the next year. Getting one for not winning is a farce. It breeds no competitiveness and the feeling that you don't need to work as hard.

The trophy for everyone is a complete pussification of America.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 22, 2013, 02:38:36 PM
I hate cheering in any way for the taterskins.   I know we need them to beat these corksuckers, but farg...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on December 22, 2013, 02:40:00 PM
I wasn't playing for the trophy the first year, I was playing because I wanted to have fun playing a sport I loved watching. But when you're 6 and your team goes 0-7-1, you don't have a lot of fun. It's pretty much the opposite of fun at that point.

I didn't even realize there were trophies involved until I got one at the banquet. Then I definitely wanted to go back and win a bigger one.

I think you guys bought into the trophy hype way too much.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 22, 2013, 02:42:20 PM
Nah it's a real thing. It's part of the issue where people expect things for no reason.

Want it? Go earn it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 22, 2013, 02:47:00 PM
Ha.  You could say the same thing to the Eagles right now.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on December 22, 2013, 02:52:23 PM
I don't think putting in a season of work and learning is "nothing", which is kind of the point. Getting 6 year olds to come out and practice 3 nights a week and then wake up early on saturdays to play games isn't exactly "no reason". Especially to a 6 year old. That's a huge commitment for a child.

We never had coaches that didn't scream at us, either. All 4 of the head coaches I had in pee wee ball were all large scary screaming men.

I think you've read way too much about the "participation trophy"...it's really not that big a deal. It's the parents whining when their kids team doesn't win, or gets beat too badly...that teaches the kid to whine and kick and scream when they don't get their way, and to be sore losers.

We got our asses beat that first year, but our parents just wanted us to keep playing and not give up on it. They weren't going to the commissioner of the league to to complain about teams running up the score or being big meanies to us. And almost all of them came back the next year, and I played with most of them all the way up through high school. Which is probably a big reason why my high school teams were so good. Half of us had known each other and been playing together since we were 6-7-8 years old.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 22, 2013, 02:53:19 PM
dallas with back to back turnovers - 1 pt game and romo with a bad pic.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 22, 2013, 02:59:32 PM
Boom
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 22, 2013, 03:09:08 PM
Quote from: Rome on December 22, 2013, 12:22:37 PM
people learn lessons by losing.  first and foremost they learn how much it sucks and how it really should be avoided whenever possible.   this "everyone gets a trophy" shtein is nauseating to me and that's why i quit coaching youth basketball.  my last team went undefeated.  i held practices three days a week and ran their little asses like a taskmaster.   during the final game i left the starters in until they had ran up a huge lead, then i put the other kids in.  after the game was over the commissioner of the league thanked me for my dedication, then informed me that my old school ways weren't a good fit for the "fun" league they had in mind and i was politely asked not to return.

btw... the championship trophies were exactly the same as the ones they gave the winless team.

sickening.

holy shtein, wtf? What is that teaching kids about the way the world works? Don't worry about performance, nobody cares about achievement, no need to learn about setting your will to something and there's no such thing as getting ahead. Don't bother yourself, you all end up the same.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on December 22, 2013, 03:54:54 PM
I've been on 3 championship winning teams, one in pee wee and two in HS, and the rewards for the chip were always much much more...bigger trophy, multiple trophies actually, jackets, a ring...it was awesome.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 22, 2013, 05:09:08 PM
http://deadspin.com/tony-romos-christmas-card-allows-for-endless-cheap-jok-1488240151?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow


lolol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 22, 2013, 05:48:36 PM
HA, the kid can barely walk and already Romo's teaching him to choke.

Meanwhile, injury update - team doctor Jerry Jones says Romo has a back injury. Looks like his medical skills surpass even his ability as a HC.

Oh btw, farg dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on December 22, 2013, 07:00:30 PM
Dr. Jerrah.  Goddamnit that SOB makes me sick.  I can't ever in my life recall an owner giving injury updates in the NFL.  This Joan Rivers look alike has been doing it for years. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 22, 2013, 07:34:42 PM
The really funny thing is that now Romo is also saying it's a back injury, so it sounds like he's taking doctor's orders like a good boy. Someone really should put together a weekly NFC east comedy hour (other than Jerruh's radio show).
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Gene on December 23, 2013, 04:41:46 PM
QuoteAdam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 19m
Cowboys QB Tony Romo has been ruled out the rest of the season due to his back injury, per league source.
Details
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 23, 2013, 05:16:06 PM
Vaginal infection!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on December 23, 2013, 05:33:06 PM
Apparently a herniated disc.  I had one of those about nine years ago, ended up in surgery over it.  Worst pain of my life.

Now the Cowboys are saying they haven't positively ruled Romo out. (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/12/23/jason-garrett-says-tony-romos-status-is-unknown/)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 23, 2013, 08:17:08 PM
I have a herniated disc.  Cervical.  I just live with the pain. 

Same for the torn medial meniscus in my knee.  Pain.  Live with it.  Move on.

Come on, Tony. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on December 24, 2013, 04:05:59 AM
Well, Romo or not this should be an arse whupping. Injuries and new scheme regardless, the farging defense is pathetic. Keep it on the field with the run game and they'll be gassed by the time the fourth quarter rolls around. In some ways I hated 1-15 in '89 less than this season, about the worst I've gone through in 43 years as a fan. Well past time to blow the whole farging thing up but it won't happen because of Skeletor/Al David Jr. and his offspring running the show. Oh well.

Good luck on Sunday, no injuries. Assuming you beat our asses, good luck in the playoffs, you've had a pretty good run since November.

Also, Merry Christmas Eagles fans. Even though I don't visit often, I actually dislike the Eagles a little less because of the fans on this board.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on December 24, 2013, 04:47:24 AM
Merry Christmas EJ72, it's been a while.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 24, 2013, 05:47:04 AM
I dislike the Eagles a little more because of the people on this board.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 24, 2013, 10:19:21 AM
Long time, no see EJ. Enjoy the holidays.

Lol @ Rome.

Farg Dallas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 24, 2013, 11:05:11 AM
We all do, Rome. We all do.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 24, 2013, 06:46:32 PM
Dallas has signed 41yr old math teacher Jon Kitna to be the backup
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 24, 2013, 10:32:22 PM
who do you trust more the math teacher or the dog killer?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 24, 2013, 10:38:41 PM
What kind of math?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 25, 2013, 12:11:42 AM
kitna is sneaky white trailer trash
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 25, 2013, 12:18:09 AM
Business math? Then yes, I definitely trust him over Puppy Hitler.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on December 25, 2013, 02:19:11 AM
I'm so overjoyed that if Romo doesn't go and Orton goes down, we can rely on the bible thumper. I'm almost surprised Jerrah didn't give Bledsoe a call.

Romo had an epidural injection. That's fitting in a way since they're commonly used on women in labor and even though the injection wasn't given to them, the defense has played like a group of pregnant women most of the year.

I hope they can at least make a game of it Sunday night. If we get behind, Garrett abandons the run and goes pass happy despite averaging 6 YPC and you hear someone scream "RUN THE FARGING BALL!" from the general area of northern Indiana, that would be me.

Happy holidays back to you guys.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 25, 2013, 11:49:40 PM
Or what has been said elsewhere, Romo is getting an epidural because he's about ready to give the Eagles a playoff berth
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on December 26, 2013, 03:57:30 AM
Okay, that was a good one Eagaholic. :) You guys should have this one in the bag. Romo and Lee likely out, you either kick some Cowboys arse or win a shoot out. If Kelly is smart, he'll run McCoy down our throats, keep the defense on the field and the offense off of it. I know the Eagles' D isn't stellar but the Cowboys' is historically bad.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 26, 2013, 09:11:00 AM
Quote from: Eagaholic on December 25, 2013, 11:49:40 PM
Or what has been said elsewhere, Romo is getting an epidural because he's about ready to give the Eagles a playoff berth

lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on December 26, 2013, 10:29:30 AM
Quote from: EJ72 on December 26, 2013, 03:57:30 AM
Okay, that was a good one Eagaholic. :) You guys should have this one in the bag. Romo and Lee likely out, you either kick some Cowboys arse or win a shoot out. If Kelly is smart, he'll run McCoy down our throats, keep the defense on the field and the offense off of it. I know the Eagles' D isn't stellar but the Cowboys' is historically bad.

Orton scares me a lot more than Romo. One because I have no faith in Romo, two because as Eagles fans we've been through this scenario with a backup QB/RB etc. way too many times.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on December 26, 2013, 08:22:32 PM
Glad to see I'm not the only one who is paranoid as shtein.  Like SD said I've had my heart and inner guts ripped out to many times by this franchise when facing a backup or some scrub.  We don't even have to go down the list as there have been plenty the past decade and a half.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 26, 2013, 09:19:35 PM
The thing that "scares" me about Orton is that Dallas might dumb down their passing game to short underneath routes, which is what the eagles have had the hardest time with all year.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on December 27, 2013, 12:34:22 AM
The best thing about Orton is he's 100% healthy and can get the ball out quick. He's only taken a few garbage time or relief snaps in two years so who knows how he'll perform after being given the reins? I'm just not that confident because he's taken so few snaps with this offense with these players.

Don Ho, we faced three straight backups, went 1-2 against them, barely squeaked by the third and that was against one of the worst teams in the league. I've had plenty of experience with this bunch of Jerry led morons ripping my nads off over the past eighteen years. The second half of that Packers game was one of the worst I've ever watched. I knew when they scored a TD on the first drive of the second half they were going to figure out how to blow a 23 point lead. I'm no psychic, I just know this fricking team too well.

I can see it turning into a shootout if Orton can perform and in that scenario, it probably comes down to who has the ball last. I see three possibilities: Eagles win a squeaker, Cowboys win a squeaker or the Eagles blow them out of the water. The only thing I can't imagine is Dallas blowing the Eagles out of the water unless they get some lucky breaks or bad calls in their favor. The defense is that bad.

I'm obviously hoping for a win, I just don't think they have it in them. I'm not a pessimist, just someone who has watched every single game this team has played for over ten years and I know their tendencies.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 27, 2013, 09:06:46 AM
what hilarious about this whole week is the fact that since late sunday dallas has known that romo isnt playing anymore this year yet they are playing gamesmenship with the birds by trying to use the threat of tony pos romo to make them prepare differently
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 27, 2013, 11:17:42 AM
Yeah, I don't get that.  What exactly would you do differently in preparation for Orton instead of Romo?  It's not like they're vastly different creatures. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 27, 2013, 11:49:10 AM
If they can't beat a team with Kyle Orton they don't belong anywhere near the playoffs.   I mean, in all honesty they've lucked their way close as it is anyway, so really, if they win then great, but this team really has no business being in contention.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 27, 2013, 12:02:48 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on December 27, 2013, 11:17:42 AM
Yeah, I don't get that.  What exactly would you do differently in preparation for Orton instead of Romo?

Less fumble drills.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 27, 2013, 12:56:50 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on December 27, 2013, 11:17:42 AM
Yeah, I don't get that.  What exactly would you do differently in preparation for Orton instead of Romo?  It's not like they're vastly different creatures.

well that too....but more to the point is that tony romo isnt very good and hes a complete travesty in big games.....its a joke to think he could be used as a scare tactic...and the cowboys trying to be coy all week was hilarious
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 27, 2013, 01:09:30 PM
He had surgery today, so he's officially out now and we can finally stop talking about this.

No word on if the surgery was on his back or a c-section, though.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 27, 2013, 01:55:46 PM
Garrett says they will still give him post op treatment and try to get him ready to go sunday, to really confuse chip.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 27, 2013, 01:58:12 PM
I hope Kelly gets a lead and guns it on their asses.

Drop 60 on those fargers.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 27, 2013, 02:10:10 PM
Quote from: Rome on December 27, 2013, 01:58:12 PM
I hope Kelly gets a lead and guns it on their asses.

Drop 60 on those fargers.

Yeah, at this point I'd rather see a huge crushing blowout than some sort of dallas implosion giving the Eagles a last minute victory. Though each has it's charm.

Speaking of which, long as Romo is in surgery maybe they should go in there and fix that nagging airway obstruction problem.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 28, 2013, 03:49:26 AM
Romo back home friday night after surgery. Maybe he'll have an amazing superhuman way ahead of schedule recovery like RG.

Edit: Demarcus Ware apparently hurt his back Friday and is now questionable. Dez also tweeked his back but is probable. Broke back cowboys.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 29, 2013, 11:46:02 PM
Jerry:

The Giants and taterskins suffered complete franchise collapses and the Eagles were coming off a 4-12 season, and you still didn't win the division you skeletor pulled-back-face creep. Stick with Garrett so you can miss the playoffs again next year. And keep up the good work at GM.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 30, 2013, 12:05:27 AM
Lakers lost too

Cowboy fans are really trippin

If CC Sabathia tears his ulnar ligament tomorrow they're gonna kill themselves
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 30, 2013, 12:30:05 AM
Lol, since 2000 dallas is 2-12 in week 17 (worst in nfl). Wow. They should take the bye then.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on December 30, 2013, 12:35:44 AM
 :boom

That is all. Good luck in the playoffs.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 30, 2013, 03:26:26 AM
Quote from: EJ72 on December 30, 2013, 12:35:44 AM
:boom

That is all. Good luck in the playoffs.

we gotta get you that smiley in a jj likeness, if it might help to imagine more comforting possibilities
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 30, 2013, 03:36:31 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 29, 2013, 11:46:02 PM
Jerry:

The Giants and taterskins suffered complete franchise collapses and the Eagles were coming off a 4-12 season, and you still didn't win the division you skeletor pulled-back-face creep. Stick with Garrett so you can miss the playoffs again next year. And keep up the good work at GM.
on point - it was a miserable division that should take so little to win, though didn't see NY being quite that bad. And a game into the season you could see it wasn't going to end well for washington (unless you consider it worthwhile to get shanny fired). But dallas converted being the best on paper into being a streak on paper, as the season swirled away.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 30, 2013, 07:35:47 AM
The ironic thing is they dominated the division.   

The Birds finally got lucky last night.  Here's hoping they luck themselves into a Lombardi Trophy in a few weeks.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 30, 2013, 11:51:22 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/hDJj6Rp.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 30, 2013, 01:09:11 PM
Kiffin is one-and-done
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 30, 2013, 01:57:45 PM
least shocking news ever.  If Marinelli wasn't coaching up the dline, he'd have been gone sooner. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 30, 2013, 10:58:45 PM
(http://msn.foxsports.com/content/fsdigital/fscom/buzzer/photos/2013/12/29/sad-photos-from-nfl-week-17/jcr:content/galleryContent/galleryList/slide_13/image.adapt.gallery.large.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/q0coajy.png)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 30, 2013, 11:44:21 PM
10 sports Vines that will restore your faith in humanity (http://deadspin.com/10-sports-vines-that-will-restore-your-faith-in-humanit-1491758662)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on December 31, 2013, 04:34:00 AM
I farging hate Rowdy, one of the worst mascots in the league. Crazy Ray was the man even though he wasn't an "official" mascot.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 31, 2013, 10:50:26 AM
He's definitely at the top of the creepy lookin' list.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on January 02, 2014, 05:55:15 AM
Bonus: He became the mascot the year after our last SB title. Coincidence?  :paranoid

The word is out that Marinelli might join Lovie Smith in TB. That would suck because if there's one coach on this staff that made lemons out of lemonade, it was Marinelli. He probably could have coached my 5'7", 150 lb, 50+ year old arse into getting a sack or two this year.

Still waiting for Jerrah to give Butch Davis, Dave Wannstedt or Dave Campo a call to run the defense. ::) Maybe he can coax Russell Maryland or Charles Haley out of retirement to play defense. Oh and Norv Turner is free Jerry, want a "new" OC?

I'm pretty sure that JJ is stuck in the 90's and his method of adapting is capitalizing on trends. He tried to emulate the Eagles when they had the scrambling McNabb by drafting Quinthy Carter. The 3-4 got hot after NE's success so he hired a 3-4 guy in Parcells. There was that brief period where the wildcat formation became popular so he drafted Felix Jones. This team will walk the treadmill of mediocrity until he realizes he's not a football guy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 03, 2014, 07:31:31 PM
Jerry The Clown said on his radio show...he wants more teams in the playoffs

Quote"It just creates that much more excitement and that much more interest for people in those communities," Jones said in an interview Friday with the team's flagship radio station.

"The fact you can have a team that might have literally operated at .500 percent or in that area, who won half its ballgames, you can have that team win the Super Bowl," Jones said. "That makes a big case for adding a couple more cities or communities that have NFL teams to the playoff mix."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 03, 2014, 07:34:55 PM
jerrah is in my list of favorite people and its not even close
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 03, 2014, 08:44:01 PM
Quoteyou can have a team that might have literally operated at .500 percent or in that area, who won half its ballgames

Know any teams like that, Jer?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on January 04, 2014, 05:41:13 AM
I wish he would just shut up, he likes the sound of his own voice way too much. Yeah, let's let half the teams from each conference into the playoffs. We could have the wildest card round, the wild card round, the division round then the conference title.

On the other hand, it might be the only way this team wins a playoff game again if we happen to be matched up with another mediocre team.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 04, 2014, 07:54:20 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on January 03, 2014, 08:44:01 PM
Quoteyou can have a team that might have literally operated at .500 percent or in that area, who won half its ballgames

Know any teams like that, Jer?

The really funny thing about that is... no, he doesn't
Quotebut the Cowboys actually wouldn't have made the playoffs in any of the last three years even if there had been two more NFC wild card teams.
Lol, who could actually write this comedy. His show about the Cowboys future needs a proper name. One like "See What's Coming Through the Glory Hole."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on January 24, 2014, 07:22:41 PM
Kicker Dan Bailey signed for 7 years, $22.5 million. (http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/10339603/dan-bailey-dallas-cowboys-signs-contract-extension)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 24, 2014, 07:30:04 PM
that will help them with their cap problems, with one third guaranteed.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 27, 2014, 11:24:02 PM
If Jerry Jones wasn't already the biggest buffoon in the league, he's certainly there now with reportedly bringing in Scott Linehan as something like the "passing game coordinator" and play caller.

He pissed off Garrett taking the play calling from him and giving it to OC/OL coach Bill Callahan then pissed off Callahan now giving it to Linehan, and last year said he would be incorporating Romo more into the game planning.

This past season their two biggest problems on offense imo were too many people involved as it was, and that they lost games passing too much. Linehan is yet another hand in the pot and a pass happy one at that.

The funniest thing about all this is that their real problem was their horrific defense and apparently it will be business as usual with Kiffin. The Eagles are so lucky to have the two biggest idiot owners in their division. They better farging win something for fargs sakes. farg.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on January 27, 2014, 11:37:35 PM
Winning is not in the cards for the birds. For us. For anyone associated with the team. It's a snake-bitten, cursed, infuriating team located in loserville.

We watch because we don't go to church. We need something to make us feel like shtein about our souls. Eagles do that perfectly.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 28, 2014, 12:12:06 AM
I think :CF is gettin to you, bra.
(I meant bra in a Cali dude bro way, not as the lady undergarment thing. Not that there would be anything wrong with that. )
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on January 28, 2014, 12:57:04 AM
I literally hold out no hope for this team because I feel they will always find a way to punch me in the sack just as I begin to believe it's going to happen.

It's like if the Eagles lined up for the game winning field goal in the Superbowl, kicked it and made it for a one or two point, come from behind win...as the Eagles and the rest of you celebrated...there would be two people with a stone cold look on their faces, me and the ref who threw the flag for some bullshtein alignment penalty on the offense. After the adrenaline fades a little, that 'look' appears on the Eagles faces, as well as the coaching staff, management, and all fans. It's that recognition that reality is about to set in as the flavor of the year kicker just misses the re-kick as defeat is barbarically snatched from the jaws of victory.

That's how it's going to happen. You know I can't make this stuff up.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 28, 2014, 01:12:39 AM
Look at Mr Optimism here, thinking the Eagles will make another superbowl.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 28, 2014, 06:28:15 AM
Quote from: hbionic on January 28, 2014, 12:57:04 AMas the Eagles and the rest of you celebrated...there would be two people with a stone cold look on their faces, me and the ref who threw the flag...

lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 28, 2014, 07:23:31 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on January 28, 2014, 01:12:39 AM
Look at Mr Optimism here, thinking the Eagles will make another superbowl.

yeah where are all these times the eagles punched the fans in the gut?

the tampa nfcc perhaps....the carolina nfcc definitely.....but they have only even made two superbowls in their history and generally have been anywhere from horrible  to mediocre to good their entire existence....other than 2004 they havent had what i would call a great team in my entire life
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 28, 2014, 07:26:17 AM
I'm 0 for 48.

I'd say that's a whole lot of gut punches.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 28, 2014, 07:46:39 AM
the kind of gut punches it seems like hb is talking about is getting real close and losing on some incredible miracle play....the eagles never do that because they arent good enough to get to the superbowl and they are never really good enough where you can say they should have won that year

dont get me wrong they have had some horrible individual games that have killed me....tommy hutton to this day makes me sick to my stomach...but as far as their overall history they are a pretty vanilla franchise....never really good enough to be someone like the bills and not earth shatteringly bad like the browns or lions

even in the two nfcc games they should have won it wasnt like they lost badly at the end...they basically were dominated in both
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 28, 2014, 11:17:24 AM
When they're bad, at least they're kind enough to let you know early in the game. Usually.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 28, 2014, 11:20:31 AM
scott norwood wide right....now thats a gut punch
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 28, 2014, 11:30:40 AM
back to the cowboys.  Only Jerrah could manage to add another pass happy OC, when he already has one, and a coach who had the playcalling taken away from him the year before. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on January 28, 2014, 02:53:19 PM
Tommy Hutton was painful but this was the first of many kicks to my the crotch by these losers: 

http://phillysportshistory.com/2011/09/13/eagles-kicked-out-of-playoffs-by-falcons-in-1978/ (http://phillysportshistory.com/2011/09/13/eagles-kicked-out-of-playoffs-by-falcons-in-1978/)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 29, 2014, 12:41:59 AM
i was 10 for the hutton game and can safely say i didnt even have the ability to stay up and watch it

of course now yall stillupfront's moms feel old...but i win.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 29, 2014, 02:43:48 AM
Today's update is that Uncle Monte has been promoted to assistant HC/defense, Rod Marinelli is now the new DC, and Callahan is being retained because apparently if Jason Garrett gets fired during the season Callahan is first in the line of succession. Also, Jerruh's cat Isadora will be relaying Marinelli's play calls from the box to the mlb.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on February 03, 2014, 05:43:10 AM
So, I guess you all enjoyed Jerrah's recent round of shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic. Three OCs in three years, three DCs in three years. What could possibly go wrong? Word is that the Linehan hire was Garrett's call but I don't buy it. There have been multiple chances to add Norv Turner but Jerrah won't go there because he connects to our success under Jimmy and of course we can't have that if he came in, did a good job and we actually won something. Whether this was a move by Jerrah or the redheaded genius, I don't like it.

The draft should be interesting. No idea which direction we go in the first round but in the second I'm betting on a tight end or a linebacker who might have been a first round pick except for his injury history.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 14, 2014, 02:38:41 PM
Looks like they're interested in Julius Peppers
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 14, 2014, 03:05:31 PM
Other than the oft injured Sean Lee I don't think they have any play makers on that D. I don't even know if there's more than a couple of guys that are above average.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 14, 2014, 03:52:28 PM
I saw something yesterday that said of the 10 DL they have on the roster 7 are on their third (or more) team and the other 3 have a combined 2 NFL sacks
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 14, 2014, 06:38:17 PM
Brandon Weeden could end up in Dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 14, 2014, 09:50:31 PM
Lol, Jerrah looking for Romo's eventual replacement. Maybe they'll sign Danny Watkins to protect him. Probably no rule against getting both an NFL and social security check.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 14, 2014, 11:01:27 PM
haha I could see them signing Watkins too...legit Jerrah move.

Weeden signing would be like when he brought in Ryan Leaf.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 14, 2014, 11:28:13 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 14, 2014, 11:01:27 PM
Weeden signing would be like when he brought in Ryan Leaf.

At least Leaf was once the #2 overall pick and considered a prospect on par with Peyton Manning. Everyone other than the Browns front office at the time thought Weeden was a brutal move since Day 1. Even if he turned out to be good, he was fargin' old.

In other words, it would be even more retarded than Jer giving Leaf another shot.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 17, 2014, 03:58:20 PM
Welp ol Jer is more retarded than 2001....

Weeden signed to 2yr deal

looooooooooooooooool
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on March 17, 2014, 04:00:22 PM
its worse than quincy carter but better than ryan leaf
i think
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 17, 2014, 05:19:17 PM
Romo's getting up there in years, might as well start grooming a prospect while you can.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 19, 2014, 09:53:31 PM
Haha this guy

Quote@RapSheet: #Cowboys owner Jerry Jones tells @KimJonesSports he's definitely for playoffs expansion. One reason? "Would help my Cowboys."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on May 19, 2014, 10:04:22 PM
Jerry Jones' controversial 24 team playoff plan.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 20, 2014, 01:46:49 AM
Hes been saying that for close to a year now, maybe more. Team not good enough to get in?  Dont try harder, or do better, just make it easier to get in. He basically wants football welfare.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on May 20, 2014, 02:00:08 AM
He's Jerrymandering the playoff eligibility.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 27, 2014, 09:45:33 PM
I want to see a headline that reads:

Sources:  NFC East hopes Lee has torn ACL
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on June 21, 2014, 12:24:26 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqqOunFIYAAQUVu.jpg:large)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on June 21, 2014, 12:26:58 PM
Typical Cowboy fans, jumping from bandwagon to bandwagon.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on July 10, 2014, 09:06:22 AM
(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10387345_10202939229775365_2256485900691710209_n.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 30, 2014, 02:35:19 AM
Quote

Cowboys DE Demarcus Lawrence has been diagnosed with a broken foot, and will be sidelined 8-10 weeks.
The injury requires surgery. It's a crippling blow for a defensive line that was already the worst in the league, and a terrible bit of luck for the No. 34 overall pick of May's draft. Lawrence suffered the injury getting "slammed to the turf" by LT Tyron Smith in individual drills. Lawrence was all but assured of starting right end duties. The job will now fall to retread Jeremy Mincey, who has only five sacks over his past 26 games. The Cowboys don't have a pass rush

smoothie, Demarcus?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 30, 2014, 07:10:20 AM
how bad is the dallas defense that losing a secound round rookie is "crippling"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 30, 2014, 09:35:04 AM
It's hilarious.

They're going to be awful this year.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 30, 2014, 02:09:13 PM
not sure how much the guaranteed money is but tyron smith got 8/98
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 01, 2014, 12:34:44 AM
I'll bet Dez will be looking at another $50 mil + before long.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 02, 2014, 09:05:06 AM
 Jerrah's gone full retard  (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000372537/article/cowboys-send-playoff-tickets-to-seasonticket-holders?campaign=Facebook_atl_sessler)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 05, 2014, 11:08:47 PM
http://deadspin.com/heres-a-lady-rubbing-her-face-on-jerry-joness-crotch-1616340521
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 07, 2014, 10:45:30 PM
http://mweb.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/jason-la-canfora/24652025/is-this-the-nfl-ref-czar-on-cowboys-party-bus-irate-nfl-execs-say-yes?v=1&vc=2

Well then
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 10, 2014, 11:20:07 PM
He had a lewinsky spot on his blue shirt.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 10, 2014, 11:25:12 PM
farg a ref but defend a racist team name
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 12, 2014, 07:30:13 AM
Orlando Scandrick popped for four games for violating the NFL drug policy. (http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/Cowboys-lose-arguably-their-best-remaining-defender-to-suspension-for-four-week.html)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 15, 2014, 09:35:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pOKKUvn.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on August 15, 2014, 09:50:58 PM
Who are the Oowbsys, and why will they be \Vorld Chsmps?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 28, 2014, 09:38:33 PM
So Adrian Peterson calls Jerry Jones and tells him he wants to be a Cowboy. Jerry says something like he'd like to see that happen. He doesn't report Peterson's call to Minny. Now Jerrah could be in deep shtein for tampering
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 28, 2014, 09:53:07 PM
http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/11420510/dallas-cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-wants-known-football-man
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 31, 2014, 11:47:22 AM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/08/31/jimmy-johnson-says-old-boss-comes-across-as-a-rich-a-hole/

Just saw the ESPN SC piece on Jerrah from the article in the last post...Jimmy's response

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on September 02, 2014, 04:39:25 PM
They're bringing Michael Sam in.  This is gonna be great
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on September 02, 2014, 04:49:19 PM
Texas is well known for its queers and steers
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on September 02, 2014, 05:02:45 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on September 02, 2014, 04:39:25 PM
They're bringing Michael Sam in.  This is gonna be great

by great do you mean a non-issue?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on September 02, 2014, 05:07:30 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 02, 2014, 05:02:45 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on September 02, 2014, 04:39:25 PM
They're bringing Michael Sam in.  This is gonna be great

by great do you mean a non-issue?

Yo, why you always farging with dook Easy?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on September 02, 2014, 05:11:26 PM
i like to needle him because he just randomly pops in and posts shtein i saw on twitter...big deal. GIMME SOME EASY ANALYSIS please. hes a good dood. i just want the really easy to come out. i want to see the real easy.

but anyway the michael sam thing isnt anything. hes a practice squad player. its a story for a half a second.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 02, 2014, 05:24:12 PM
Jerrah loves the spotlight
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 02, 2014, 05:57:18 PM
lolololol

all the people in the office here are losing their minds
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on September 02, 2014, 06:06:58 PM
a gay cowboy?  holy shtein man think of the children!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 02, 2014, 06:18:05 PM
Quote from: Rome on September 02, 2014, 06:06:58 PM
a gay cowboy?  holy shtein man think of the children!

How long before Jerruh-world get's the new nickname "Brokeback Mountain?"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 02, 2014, 11:58:42 PM
http://cowboyszone.com/threads/michael-sam-coming-to-dallas-for-physical-for-ps.298115/page-2
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 03, 2014, 01:22:51 AM
So Goodell suspends Josh Brent for only 10 games stemming from his DUI accident that killed Jerry Browne.

10 game suspension only. For killing someone.

He got off light.

And then him and his agent have the farging balls to appeal it like it is some ungodly punishment.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on September 03, 2014, 09:42:38 AM
the worst thing the union did in the last CBA negotiations is not making Goodell give up punishment power.  that should have been one of their hardline issues.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 03, 2014, 10:04:53 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 03, 2014, 01:22:51 AM
So Goodell suspends Josh Brent for only 10 games stemming from his DUI accident that killed Jerry Browne.

10 game suspension only. For killing someone.

He got off light.

And then him and his agent have the farging balls to appeal it like it is some ungodly punishment.

when something like that happens i think they take into account the numbers of games he lost while going thru the legal process...which imo is fair...any complaints about josh brents punishment should be directed towards the courts....thats where he got off easy
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 03, 2014, 10:59:00 AM
Well yeah thats a given...professional athlete, actors, rich white republicans....all get free passes from the courts
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 04, 2014, 07:09:34 PM
http://gawker.com/houston-news-station-tony-romo-still-gayest-player-on-1630558353?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow


Lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on September 04, 2014, 08:02:38 PM
Ha. Next to that story is a link to one entitled "Man Jerked Off Into Coworker's Coffee, Hoping She Would Notice Him." I think it was done in poor taste.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 04, 2014, 08:21:29 PM
Lol

So that's how to get the ladies nowadays eh?!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on September 08, 2014, 10:12:13 AM
not sure i've ever seen dallas stadium like this before...

(http://i.imgur.com/IleHvpp.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 08, 2014, 12:07:26 PM
It was beautiful to see. And even better to read and listen to the disgust of the Dallas fans.

Jerrah was asked about it after the game and he played it off saying it was "BS" as to how many SF fans were there.

He doesn't care because he got his $$...and he probably didn't notice because he was drunk
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on September 08, 2014, 12:48:07 PM
i feel blessed having two of the worst opposing owners ever in all of sports right in the eagles division.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on September 08, 2014, 04:30:49 PM
nm
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 09, 2014, 10:24:22 AM
(http://prod-mr-user.storage.googleapis.com/assets/49ers_ckaepernick7_runningloop_1410197585.757399/400x286/49ers_ckaepernick7_runningloop.gif?v=5353ce574a)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on September 10, 2014, 08:16:36 AM
QuoteDallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones accused of sex assault; attorney denies

(CNN) -- A former exotic dancer has filed a lawsuit against Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, accusing him of sexual assault.

In the suit filed Monday in Dallas County, Jana Weckerly claims that Jones assaulted her in 2009 and that the Dallas Cowboys knew about and covered up the incident.

Weckerly is seeking "monetary relief of over $1,000,000," according to the suit.

Reaction from the Cowboys was swift.

Levi McCathern, an attorney representing the Cowboys, called the allegations "completely false" and "a shakedown."

"The legal complaint is unsupported by facts or evidence of any kind," McCathern said in a written statement. "This is nothing more than an attempt to embarrass and extort Jerry Jones."

Read the lawsuit

Weckerly's attorney says his client is in hiding. The suit claims that the 2009 incident caused the 27-year-old to fear for her life.

In the aftermath, the suit says, Weckerly has suffered depression, dealt with substance abuse and has attempted suicide.

The suit is not clear on exactly when the alleged assault occurred, saying it happened "sometime in May or June." But the suit alleges that the owner penetrated Weckerly with his fingers and forced her to touch his genitals without her consent.

McCathern pledged to fight the complaint. He added that law enforcement is now involved "due to the seriousness of these baseless allegations."

Filthy old man. Must be true, he likes to get his hands in everything.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on September 23, 2014, 09:32:12 PM
Claiborne skipped practice and stormed out of the Cowboys facility after being told he's being replaced in the starting lineup by Scandrick. This happened a few hours after Jerrah told a radio station that Claiborne wasn't worth trading up to #6 for
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 23, 2014, 10:55:58 PM
lol...nice
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on October 03, 2014, 11:49:46 AM
(http://funs.co/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ec1zz7.gif)

Old news now but should still be immortalized here.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 05, 2014, 06:15:16 PM
At first I was annoyed the Texans let Dallas win in OT. But then I realized you can't have an 8-8 season without picking up some wins along the way. Btw, I lost track, whose turn is it in the division to beat dallas on the last day to knock them out of the playoffs?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 05, 2014, 06:17:18 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on October 05, 2014, 06:15:16 PM
At first I was annoyed the Texans let Dallas win in OT. But then I realized you can't have an 8-8 season without picking up some wins along the way. Btw, I lost track, whose turn is it in the division to beat dallas on the last day to knock them out of the playoffs?

classic eagle fan post
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 05, 2014, 06:26:31 PM
classic igy response
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 05, 2014, 06:29:23 PM
farg dallas dood!!!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 05, 2014, 06:46:24 PM
Well yeah - farg em
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 08, 2014, 11:19:45 PM
http://cowboyszone.com/threads/going-to-the-game-on-the-14th-in-philly.302254/


QuoteSo, I came across a deal on tickets to go to the game in Philly on the 14th. Now, I will be making this trek from Toronto, I have heard mixed reviews of Lincoln Financial. Im wondering, if anyone on this board has gone there, and has any advice to keep me from getting myself, hospitalized lol

Quotei went in 2011 when we got annihilated by them. Never again. i was sitting directly behind the Eagles bench wearing my 88 throwback jersey, Jason babin (sp?) the linebacker for the eagles at the time, walked over and asked me if i was crazy. My girlfriend and i only stayed until shortly after halftime as the game was basically over at that time. Trying to get a cab was almost impossible and the cabs that did stop were charging over $100.00, i stayed at the four seasons which is maybe a 15or so min ride from the stadium, nowhere close to a $100 fee, so we opted for the subway... ill skip the antics that went on during the walk to the subway and fast forward to the HORDES of eagles fans rocking and shaking the subway to get to the conductor all because he was wearing a star on his hat. I guess the point of my story here is.. well.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 09, 2014, 01:01:36 AM
all non texas-area cowboys fans should be murdered

that is all
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on October 09, 2014, 05:04:32 AM
Whenever I read a story (and I used that term loosely) like that, I'm reminded of the movie, "Die Hard With A Vengeance" where Bruce Willis is forced to wear sign boards in Harlem declaring his distaste for the black folk.   If a white dood is going to stand on the corner in the middle of Harlem, he's probably going to catch the odd stare.  Maybe even some verbal abuse.  But if he stands there wearing a sign that says, "I hate stillupfronts!!" yeah, he's probably going to catch a wee bit more heat than that.

Bottom line... if you're going to wear a Cowboys jersey at the stadium of a rival, whether it's in Philly or New York or even Washington, be prepared to catch some verbal abuse.  But after you leave the relative comfort and security of a football stadium, go ahead and remove the goddamn jersey when you hit public transit.   Otherwise, you get what's coming to you.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 12, 2014, 07:35:05 PM
thanksgiving
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 14, 2014, 05:10:39 PM
QuoteEric Edholm ‏@Eric_Edholm 19s19 seconds ago

Just realized DeMarco Murray is more than halfway to 314 carries — which is what NFL leader LeSean McCoy had in 2013 — through 6 games.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on October 14, 2014, 05:24:05 PM
he'll get hurt. and i'll cheer. farg him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 14, 2014, 05:26:52 PM
He'll get hurt or literally die on the field. And then they'll try to get him two more carries.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on October 14, 2014, 06:13:27 PM
McCoy had 314 carries through 6 games last season?

Is that true? I don't remember that many running plays in a season.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 14, 2014, 06:52:00 PM
Sports writers are super good at their jobs and very careful about word placement, especially on Twitter, so yes. McCoy's thousand carry season is why IGY is convinced he's cooked.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on October 14, 2014, 06:55:51 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 14, 2014, 07:24:56 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on October 14, 2014, 05:24:05 PM
he'll get hurt. and i'll cheer. farg him.

You're in Texas now so I'm expecting you on the front page of the American-Statesman cheering his injury
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 15, 2014, 11:19:15 PM
QuoteCowboys running back Joseph Randle was arrested Monday night for shoplifting, and it's probably a good thing for him stupidity is not a crime.

According to the arrest report obtained by Tim McMahon of ESPNDallas.com, Randle bought something at the perfume counter, and then stole the underwear and a tester bottle of cologne by placing it in his bag.

The report said store security officers watched him do it on surveillance cameras, and then stopped him in the parking lot.

They recovered a two-pack of black Polo underwear (retail $39.50) and the store sample bottle of Gucci Guilty Black cologne ($84).

Randle makes $495,000 this year.

Upon his arrest, Randle told police he would have kept walking to his car when approached by a security guard if he'd known he would be arrested.

Everybody' saying what a stupid pos he is but I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe when he put the underpants in his package he was just dyslexic.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 19, 2014, 12:35:14 PM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/dallas-cowboys/headlines/20141019-cowboys-joseph-randle-stole-underwear-now-will-endorse-it.ece?hootPostID=fa3e5cf0b4c265decf3c9ac4af6962b4#NFL

lol

What a clown.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 23, 2014, 07:48:24 PM
how good is dallas' offensive line you ask....

QuoteDeMarco Murray: 79.1 rush yds per game BEFORE contact this season. Only 3 other players average 79.1 TOTAL rush yds per game this season.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 27, 2014, 11:50:02 PM
nice win by washington, they def can be good for something. I was beginning to think the Eagles would have to sweep dallas to win the division.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 27, 2014, 11:51:01 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on October 27, 2014, 11:50:02 PM
nice win by washington, they def can be good for something. I was beginning to think the Eagles would have to sweep dallas to win the division.

Most likely, they still will have to do that. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 28, 2014, 12:14:29 AM
Beautiful loss.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on October 28, 2014, 06:15:50 AM
Romo deserved to get his back broken when he pleaded to go back in.  WTF was he doing back in there?  Rah Rah Mr. QB I am a tough guy and I'm going to win this game with my back contusion shtein was a stupid move.  Cardinals saw this Racists defensive game plan and are going to eat Romo alive.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 28, 2014, 09:02:45 AM
Like you never went into the bathroom to snort a small pile of cocaine and came out to make poor decisions.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on October 28, 2014, 04:38:10 PM
Everytime I visit this board.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 30, 2014, 12:25:30 AM
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2014/10/29/video-shows-cowboy-rb-joseph-randle-during-booking/

Lololol

And how long until cbs edits out "wife beater" and issues an apology?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 30, 2014, 05:28:02 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_yJqqdinF0M

This farging guy
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on October 30, 2014, 09:36:26 PM
He did, what I feel like doing when the Eagles do something stupid...50 times a game.  :paranoid
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 30, 2014, 09:52:20 PM
Lol. Last game of the past 3 or 4 years should be worthy of an Oscar. I'd give that dude lighters and flammable shtein before each game.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 31, 2014, 07:52:16 PM
So apparently Randle and Dez threw down today

Heard it on the radio
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on November 01, 2014, 12:16:22 AM
I like hearing these stories just when the dallas bandwagon is filling up to the tipping point.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 01, 2014, 03:35:41 PM
http://m.espn.go.com/general/story?storyId=11802147&city=dallas&src=desktop&rand=ref~%7B%22ref%22%3A%22http%3A%2F%2Ft.co%2F3Q8g79vuKe%22%7D&ex_cid=Twitter_espn_11802147

Awww poor murderer Josh Brent is upset that someone brought his case up?

Tough shtein, icehole.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 01, 2014, 05:14:56 PM
@toddarcher: Filed to @ESPN - Sources: Tony Romo has 2 fractured transverse process in back, could play Sun.Bryce Petty had similar injury, missed 1 game
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 01, 2014, 07:06:31 PM
Dallas only has two home games left after tomorrow.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on November 02, 2014, 09:07:35 AM
Romo OUT vs Cards today.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on November 04, 2014, 03:28:31 PM
For their trip to London, Dallas is using #CowboySUK on their tweets. Love this franchise
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 04, 2014, 03:31:28 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 01, 2014, 07:06:31 PM
Dallas only has two home games left after tomorrow.

thanksgiving is obviously one....you by chance know who they have this year?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 04, 2014, 03:54:47 PM
I think Indy is the other one
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on November 04, 2014, 04:06:17 PM
hopefully its the birds on thanksgiving this year.

let me check and get back.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 04, 2014, 06:52:07 PM
In preparation for their game in London, Dallas decides to go with #CowboysUK.

Good choice.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on November 05, 2014, 07:15:25 PM
The Jags are going to upset the boys this week in London
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 13, 2014, 08:49:47 PM
I am hoping for a contentious contract negotiation between Jerrah and Dez

"don't test my loyalty" he said

Test it, Jerry. Test that shtein to the max. Franchise tag him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 13, 2014, 09:09:41 PM
or better yet trade him to the eagles
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 13, 2014, 09:15:50 PM
Wouldn't that be something...

If he ever hit the FA market just go ahead and pencil him in as the newest Washington player
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 14, 2014, 03:25:52 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 13, 2014, 09:15:50 PM
If he ever hit the FA market just go ahead and pencil him in as the newest Washington player

So sometime around 2025 then.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on December 04, 2014, 11:37:45 AM
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/10421225_10203410978141553_4295824137840688594_n.jpg?oh=049b06a577ad8f8765deb081bc903126&oe=54FB282E)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 04, 2014, 12:08:40 PM
i probably am a little too excited for this game but it fascinates me for some reason not knowing which dallas team is going to show up....normal december dallas or like dez says new dallas

no flyers or sixers tonight....no college foots

lets go bears
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 04, 2014, 12:10:08 PM
I want them to get their ass whipped...the Bears should eat Brandon Carr and Sterling Moore alive with Jeffrey and Marshall

To start 6-1 and miss the playoffs is a delicious thought
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on December 04, 2014, 12:14:42 PM
Martellus bout to go off on his former team (or so my fantasy teams hope)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 04, 2014, 09:30:43 PM
http://bustedcoverage.com/2014/12/04/brennan-clay-demarco-murray-cheating-wife-gina-dagostini/

Lol home wrecker Demarco
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on December 04, 2014, 10:41:44 PM
She looks like a farging psycho
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 04, 2014, 10:48:01 PM
She saved his name as Spray Tan lolol

And what's farged up is her husband was taking care of her and her two kids

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 05, 2014, 12:00:09 AM
she had a chance to move up from some nobody to the best rb in the game who's about to get caked

the farg you do
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on December 05, 2014, 07:36:44 AM
Quote from: SD on December 04, 2014, 10:41:44 PM
She looks like a farging psycho

Yeah she does.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on December 05, 2014, 08:30:20 AM
Quote from: MDS on December 05, 2014, 12:00:09 AM
she had a chance to move up from some nobody to the best rb in the game who's about to get caked

the farg you do

Elevator ride at Revel
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 05, 2014, 03:28:32 PM
http://deadspin.com/police-cowboys-fans-stabbed-bears-fans-after-game-1667390545?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 05, 2014, 09:13:24 PM
http://bustedcoverage.com/2014/12/05/cowboys-bears-fan-fight-bathroom-video/

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 14, 2014, 12:12:59 PM
QuoteCowboys coach Jason Garrett is entering the final three games of his contract, yet Dallas is determined to keep him in place, sources told ESPN, as owner Jerry Jones and executive vice president Stephen Jones have told people they intend to bring him back next season.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 15, 2014, 02:32:41 PM
Demarco to have hand surgery this week. could play with a cast.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 15, 2014, 03:08:27 PM
Good. farg him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 16, 2014, 12:49:34 AM
Some nightmare scenarios for Cowboy haters.

Free ride to the NFCCG:
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9812778/cf/nightmare1.png)

Free ride to the Super Bowl with either a Cards or Eagles upset:
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9812778/cf/nightmare2.png)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 16, 2014, 12:54:34 AM
not sure if the eagles are beating the giants....or even washington

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 16, 2014, 11:17:22 AM
Quote from: MDS on December 16, 2014, 12:54:34 AM
not sure if the eagles are beating the giants....or even washington

Ok Mr Drama King
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 16, 2014, 11:24:32 AM
i highly doubt they lose both but ive felt for a while that they will choke one of them....could especially see losing at ny if dallas wins sunday which would basically eliminate the eagles
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 16, 2014, 11:26:25 AM
If Chicago beats Detroit they're still alive because Detroit would end up losing in week 17 to GB.

Then the Eagles get the 6th seed and go to Dallas for a playoff game
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 16, 2014, 11:29:24 AM
there may not be a bigger lock in the league all year than detroit on sunday...chicago is a dog team lead by a quitter at qb and a terrible coach who wants out
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 16, 2014, 11:30:54 AM
You're probably right...but I will be hoping otherwise
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 16, 2014, 11:41:32 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 16, 2014, 11:24:32 AM
i highly doubt they lose both but ive felt for a while that they will choke one of them....could especially see losing at ny if dallas wins sunday which would basically eliminate the eagles

OBJ is going to rape this secondary.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 16, 2014, 12:35:57 PM
its coughlin's last game, too. they've won 2 in a row, so they haven't quit yet.

not exactly an easy draw for the eagles, homers.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 22, 2014, 10:12:05 PM
https://twitter.com/cbs11billjones/status/547225744028753920

Mcclains's crib is an inferno...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 02, 2015, 09:15:27 PM
20% of the dallas OL made first team all pro
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 02, 2015, 09:26:02 PM
farg them.

I hope Suh eats their young
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 03, 2015, 11:13:01 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 02, 2015, 09:15:27 PM
20% of the dallas OL made first team all pro


Five linemen.  One guy = 20%
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 03, 2015, 11:17:32 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 02, 2015, 09:26:02 PM
farg them.

I hope Suh eats their young

hahaha... this so much.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 03, 2015, 09:14:57 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HQV4HISN5LI
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 03, 2015, 09:20:38 PM
That made even less sense than their usual videos.

lol at Golden Tate though.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 03, 2015, 09:30:50 PM
ROR!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 04, 2015, 12:59:02 PM
http://cowboyszone.com/threads/game-still-not-sold-out.311429/
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 04, 2015, 01:17:00 PM
I didn't think it was possible to sell that stadium out because of all the standing room and shtein
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 04, 2015, 01:21:24 PM
Capacity is 80,000 but they can squeeze in 20,000+ more if they choose.  A "sell-out" is 80K, though.

Pathetic.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 04, 2015, 01:34:10 PM
QuotePart of the reason for the relatively low average ticket price is the sheer number of individuals who can attend the game.  With a maximum stadium capacity of over 105,000 people, it's understandable how tickets could fall quite a bit as the game approaches and ticket sellers look to get rid of their seats.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 05, 2015, 12:46:33 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6jAz_YCYAMUKx0.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 05, 2015, 01:03:58 PM
His brother went on facebook ripping people for ripping him lolol

and his brother is a STL Cards fan - go figure
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 05, 2015, 02:02:51 PM
has the ratio of fatness and piece of shteinness ever been higher than with this guy?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 05, 2015, 02:48:26 PM
QuoteKevin Seifert ‏@SeifertESPN 6m6 minutes ago

Blandino on NBC radio: Says defensive holding "should have been" called on Hitchens after grabbing Pettigrew's jersey.

One of my customers who is a "huge Dallas fan" just called me for an order. I was giving him shtein about them moving on and how Dallas is going to get cock punched by Green Bay...his response? "I didn't even see the game".

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 05, 2015, 02:51:35 PM
Quote from: MDS on January 05, 2015, 02:02:51 PM
has the ratio of fatness and piece of shteinness ever been higher than with this guy?

no

one of the most vile human beings ever
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 05, 2015, 03:04:25 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/01/05/dean-blandino-acknowledges-cowboys-got-away-with-one/
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 05, 2015, 03:41:52 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 05, 2015, 02:51:35 PM
Quote from: MDS on January 05, 2015, 02:02:51 PM
has the ratio of fatness and piece of shteinness ever been higher than with this guy?

no

one of the most vile human beings ever

Sounds like Jerrah is paying his way to travel on a private jet
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 05, 2015, 03:43:38 PM
http://bustedcoverage.com/2015/01/05/cowboys-fan-trashes-woman-with-nsfw-barrage-after-beating-lions/
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 05, 2015, 03:51:04 PM
Shannon is probably a dude.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 05, 2015, 04:32:45 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 05, 2015, 02:48:26 PM
QuoteKevin Seifert ‏@SeifertESPN 6m6 minutes ago

Blandino on NBC radio: Says defensive holding "should have been" called on Hitchens after grabbing Pettigrew's jersey.

One of my customers who is a "huge Dallas fan" just called me for an order. I was giving him shtein about them moving on and how Dallas is going to get cock punched by Green Bay...his response? "I didn't even see the game".


Lol. Reminds me of one time I went into a sports bar to watch the game and there was this fat chick a couple booths away wearing a white Eagles jersey (I think either Dawkins or Westbrook) and a new cowboys hat. I wouldn't have wanted to know the story if she offered. I guess she would just root for whoever had the ball to make a touchdown.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 05, 2015, 04:37:56 PM
Reminds me of the principal in Ferris Bueller when he sits at the bar and asks the score "0-0" and then "who's winning?"

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 05, 2015, 06:23:46 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 05, 2015, 03:41:52 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 05, 2015, 02:51:35 PM
Quote from: MDS on January 05, 2015, 02:02:51 PM
has the ratio of fatness and piece of shteinness ever been higher than with this guy?

no

one of the most vile human beings ever

Sounds like Jerrah is paying his way to travel on a private jet

thats how it should be....I dont have a problem with that...better than using tax payer money
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 05, 2015, 07:19:18 PM
Yeah agreed.

I was hoping it would be found he was using taxpayer money so he could have a nice scandal on his hands
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 05, 2015, 07:22:13 PM
I'd be fine with his using taxpayer money for assisted suicide.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 05, 2015, 07:24:51 PM
lolol

Chris Kevorkian

I'm sure we will get to see him Sunday in Green Bay...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 05, 2015, 10:29:21 PM
QuoteWe are America's Team...and whether they like or don't like, the Cowboys make their football world go round.

We built this league and nobody....not the Patriots, the Steelers the Broncos, the Packers...and certainly not the Lions....consistently draw the TV ratings that the Cowboys draw.

If Jerry paid the league to fix that call, then we have an owner that is willing to do what it takes to win games.

And there's nothing that any of these haters....who deep down are really closet Cowboys fans....can do about it.

I look forward to many more years of the Cowboys screwing over other teams in the league and their 'fans' fearing that the fix will be in against them.

http://cowboyszone.com/threads/nj-governors-trip-to-cowboys-game-may-have-been-ethical-violation.311851/

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 06, 2015, 05:12:23 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 05, 2015, 02:48:26 PM
QuoteKevin Seifert ‏@SeifertESPN 6m6 minutes ago

Blandino on NBC radio: Says defensive holding "should have been" called on Hitchens after grabbing Pettigrew's jersey.

One of my customers who is a "huge Dallas fan" just called me for an order. I was giving him shtein about them moving on and how Dallas is going to get cock punched by Green Bay...his response? "I didn't even see the game".



Maybe he was at a wedding.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 06, 2015, 09:19:35 AM
lolol

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 07, 2015, 11:43:30 AM
3:43

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF3fDB8qUpU
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on January 07, 2015, 12:31:35 PM
wow jon stewart really has the lewis black vibe these days huh.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on January 07, 2015, 12:51:15 PM
a FB post from a friend that is a fraud cowshtein fan.

QuoteJanuary 4th 2015 7:57pm

Next - Rematch Dallas vs Seattle we will win again !

dallas fans are smart.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 07, 2015, 05:49:49 PM
@KNegandhiESPN: Wrapping my head around this. RT @BobLeyESPN: Jerry Jones: @ChrisChristie sitting in my suite equivalent 2 setting next to Nelson Mandela.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 07, 2015, 06:17:08 PM
I don't know what that means or who posted it but die motherfarger, die.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 07, 2015, 11:51:52 PM
Shouldn't be any big surprise Christie is a huge dallas fan, they seem made for each other. Here's another take on the ethics story. And has anyone ever heard a more ill spoken billionaire than Jerruh? There's hope for financially challenged retards everywhere.

Quote
In the aftermath of New Jersey governor Chris Christie's orange-sweatered soiree with Jerry and Stephen Jones, a serious question emerged regarding the decision of the Cowboys owner to pay for Christie's plane fare and ticket to the Lions-Cowboys playoff game.

Jones co-owns Legends Hospitality, which does business with the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey. As a result, Christie's acceptance of those gifts raises ethics questions, because he runs the Port Authority along with New York governor Andrew Cuomo.

Since the controversy first emerged, the International Business Times has reported that "government documents show Christie personally pushed the Port Authority to approve a lucrative contract" with Legends Hospitality.   New Jersey ethics rules prevent public officials from accepting gifts from persons whom public officials "deal with, contact, or regulate in the course of official business."

On Wednesday, Jones appeared on ESPN's NFL Insiders.  And he was asked about the controversy.

"There has been some controversy out here on the East Coast, the fact that you are picking up the tab for Governor Christie and they are disappointed that he would take advantage of that," Chris Mortensen said to Jones.  "How do you respond?"

While the question didn't specifically mention business interests or ethics rules, Jones completely avoided the subject of paying for Christie to come to the game.

"Let's be true," Jones said.  "One thing about him, does anyone think he doesn't tell it like it is and tell the truth?  Now, the truth is he's been a Cowboy fan his entire adult life.  He and his wife used to on a vacation use their money to come all the way to Texas to come to a Cowboy game.  [They] were so limited on their money that they couldn't even buy parking.  They had to park far enough away to walk without paying.  Now, all I'm saying is that's a Cowboy fan.  But more important than anything, and you hit it right, Mort, is the mojo.  Let me tell you, if he's got enough mojo to pull this thing off for this Cowboy team this year, I'm for him being president of the United States.  U.S. could use mojo."

Jones also made it clear that Christie and his mojo will be in Green Bay.

"Yes he will, if I've got anything to do about it," Jones said.  "And I'm going to try to have a lot to do about it.  And I want that orange sweater.  We want him there.  You know, we've had him in the locker room.  It feels good to have him there.  And we do need all hands on deck to get past these — come close to these Packers."

It's unclear whether Jones once again will pay for Christie's plane fare and/or ticket.  If neither believed there was anything wrong with it last weekend, they presumably think it's OK this weekend.[quote/]

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on January 08, 2015, 06:39:12 AM
So Christie is helping jerrah get back to the glory hole.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 09, 2015, 09:56:13 AM
https://twitter.com/whitenjon/status/553538441720639488

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 09, 2015, 04:13:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/embed/kbESuQlnAvc


Hahahah
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 09, 2015, 05:22:40 PM
Imagine his reaction when he finally sees a real live naked girl.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 11, 2015, 05:12:39 PM
@ProFootballTalk: Just heard Cowboys defensive coordinator Rod Marinelli is expected to become the defensive coordinator in Tampa.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 11, 2015, 07:26:32 PM
No longer undefeated on the road
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on January 11, 2015, 08:35:47 PM
Quote from: SD on January 11, 2015, 07:26:32 PM
No longer undefeated on the road

:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on January 12, 2015, 02:51:02 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 09, 2015, 04:13:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/embed/kbESuQlnAvc


Hahahah

Oh gawd, what a pathetic ass.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 12, 2015, 09:28:38 AM
Whats up EJ!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 12, 2015, 09:33:09 AM
The butthurt is STRONG here at work this morning...

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 12, 2015, 10:09:55 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 12, 2015, 09:33:09 AM
The butthurt is STRONG here at work this morning...

Detroit gets screwed on several bad calls. Too bad.
Dallas gets screwed on a correct call. Woe is us.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on January 12, 2015, 10:20:24 AM
you'd think dallas had the star taken away listening to some of these inbreds whine about that call.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 12, 2015, 10:25:30 AM
It's like reading comments on tea party boards about Islamic zealots.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 12, 2015, 03:32:40 PM
Quote from: SD on January 12, 2015, 10:09:55 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 12, 2015, 09:33:09 AM
The butthurt is STRONG here at work this morning...

Detroit gets screwed on several bad calls. Too bad.
Dallas gets screwed on a correct call. Woe is us.

Yep pretty much.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 12, 2015, 07:10:22 PM
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2015/01/upset-cowboys-fans-brawl-with-packers-fans-at-bbw-video/
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 12, 2015, 08:49:35 PM
http://cowboyszone.com/threads/romo-with-family-loses-it-how-do-you-start-again.312983/

ES level shtein here

QuoteGosh, I wish this guy would catch a damn break!! Almost brought me to tears seeing that
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 13, 2015, 08:14:56 PM
EA sends awesome gift package to cheated 10-year-old Lions fan (https://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/ea-sends-awesome-gift-package-to-cheated-10-year-old-lions-fan-194252386.html)

QuoteAfter Sunday's not-quite-a-catch cost their team a spot in the NFC title game, Dallas Cowboys fans feel pretty cheated. But so does a young Detroit Lions fan, who was treated to a dose of poor sportsmanship the week prior during a fan event at the Cowboys/Lions game at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas.

The contest? Musical chairs. The prize? A copy of Madden 15 for the PS4. The victim? A 10-year-old boy named Roman, who clearly won the event only to watch a terrible hostess punish him for wearing the wrong jersey.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 23, 2015, 06:58:29 PM
LOLOL  The latest act in cirque du jerray

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/incarcerated-cowboys-fan-files-dollar89-billion-lawsuit-against-nfl/ar-AA8vOmM?ocid=mailsignout
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on February 21, 2015, 11:19:53 PM
Rolando McClain hit with a 4 game PED ban.

Actually might end up being a net plus for the Cowboys, as he is a UFA. I'm sure the market for him just got smaller and cheaper. He was effective last year.

Then again the four-gamer could expand to more, since it seems like McClain can't spend more than a month at home in Alabama without getting arrested.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 22, 2015, 04:09:52 PM
I'd read it was a 4 game fine but, at least as of now, he can still play. I think it was his 3rd substance abuse violation. One more and he's out. And yeah, his of field stuff is as much of an issue, especially since his house burned down and an arsonist was reportedly seen fleeing the scene. And the only year he played well was when he needed a payday after being out of football. And he also had multiple brain injuries in 2014. Other than that though, I'd sell he farm for him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on February 22, 2015, 04:41:47 PM
You're right, it was a fine. I didn't realize that was a thing the NFL did for PEDs
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 22, 2015, 04:51:44 PM
a suspended rolando mcclain is better than most of the eagle linebackers
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on February 25, 2015, 11:31:51 AM
so apparently dez bryant went rayrice on some woman.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 25, 2015, 11:52:14 AM
The video has been rumored for some time, now it looks like they have screen shots.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 25, 2015, 12:55:26 PM
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2015/02/dez-bryant-is-likely-being-extorted-by-ex-friends-over-alleged-video/
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on February 25, 2015, 05:05:11 PM
My old lady drags me to the Walmart, damn straight theres gonna be a beat down involved.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 26, 2015, 10:07:13 AM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/02/26/nfl-media-releases-2011-wal-mart-incident-report-involving-dez-bryant/

Much ado about nothing. Other than the media people salivating at another scandal
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 26, 2015, 12:12:23 PM
Police report

http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/photo/2015/02/26/0ap3000000474214.pdf
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 12, 2015, 12:37:14 PM
Sitting here at work with a big shtein-eating grin because Dallas got farged by a hated rival.  Now they have to outbid for Spiller or trade for AP
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on March 12, 2015, 12:40:38 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 12, 2015, 12:37:14 PM
Sitting here at work with a big shtein-eating grin because Dallas got farged by a hated rival.  Now they have to outbid for Spiller or trade for AP

No way they can afford AP if they can't afford Murray. Spiller would be a good back for them if he can stay healthy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on March 13, 2015, 10:51:14 AM
Quote
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter  ·  9m 9 minutes ago

Cowboys have agreed to a two-year deal with Darren McFadden, per multiple reports.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 16, 2015, 02:16:43 PM
Apparently Dallas is negotiating with Greg Hardy

Of course they would sign him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on March 16, 2015, 04:27:57 PM
p.s. the eagles signed the dog beater
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 16, 2015, 04:33:57 PM
Yeah and he served his time and was remorseful.

This guy didnt even get punished despite being found guilty and he whipped his old lady's ass...not a dog.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on March 16, 2015, 04:39:10 PM
oh so its different
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 16, 2015, 05:33:05 PM
I can't tell if you're serious or full of shtein.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on March 16, 2015, 06:24:03 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 16, 2015, 05:33:05 PM
I can't tell if you're serious or full of shtein.

Can't he be both?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 16, 2015, 06:43:46 PM
Much like the Eagles used the Oklahoma connection to land DeMarco Murray, the Cowboys are signing Hardy to set the stage for his domestic abuse pal Adrian Peterson.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 17, 2015, 07:58:19 PM
Looks like Greg Hardy is about to sign

The Cowboys fans are losing their minds. One guy told me today that this was their Reggie White moment and another said they were getting another Charles Haley.

I hope Rog suspends him six games and he doesn't amount to shtein.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 17, 2015, 10:03:02 PM
He's a good DE. We can hope the year off hurt him, but he is gonna get his sacks.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 18, 2015, 08:50:17 AM
QuoteIm sure there was some sort of altercation but that police report was just over the top, and she was a coked up slut.

QuoteOld news. Accuser failed to show up in court because she got paid. Which was the only reason why she filed charges against him in the first place. She is nothing more than a gold digger and cheated all the other women who are really abused in their own personal lives. Shame on her!

The Cowboys fan justifications are rolling in...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 18, 2015, 08:59:30 AM
if they want to sign him sign him...hes the best player in free agency and that includes suh...there have been and will be worse players in the nfl tha this guy...

but lol at calling her a 'coked up slut' when during the 90's the cowboys went from being america's to being bolivia's team and were running thru every chick in the greater texas area
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 18, 2015, 09:08:08 AM
Pretty much.

I'll laugh if he ends up signing with Tampa
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 18, 2015, 04:33:09 PM
Greg Hardy signed -- 1yr $11.3M
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on March 18, 2015, 04:48:15 PM
Hardy's Future Girlfriend: "My, what big bank account you have?"

Hardy: "The better to finance the guns I can beat your ass to pulp on top of"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 19, 2015, 09:02:18 AM
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/03/texas-sports-anchor-dallas-cowboys-greg-hardy

Dallas TV guy goes in on the Cowboys for signing Hardy

http://cowboyszone.com/threads/wfaa-tvs-dale-hansen-blasts-cowboys-for-greg-hardy-signing-calls-garrett-a-fraud-or-puppet.317957/

And he's proven right by their reactions
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 19, 2015, 02:17:33 PM
Dale Hansen has a knack for rattling cages.

on racism, following some racist shtein at a basketball game:
https://youtu.be/jMR1Uh2fJwQ

on Michael Sam:
https://youtu.be/7hVR9o3N6k8

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 20, 2015, 03:50:47 PM
Dallas' Mayor hates the signing (http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/12521371/dallas-mayor-mike-rawlings-takes-issue-dallas-cowboys-signing-greg-hardy)

Quote"I'm a big Cowboys fan. I love them to death and I want them to beat the Eagles every time they play, but at some point, being a sports fan gets trumped by being a father, husband, wanting to do what's right for women, so this is not a good thing. I don't think I'm going to be buying Hardy jerseys any time soon."

"I think the attention on [domestic violence] is helping. For too long, that line was really vague. It was a gray area. I think that line is getting very clear now. You never, never, never hit a woman. In this case common knowledge says he did. It's unacceptable by me and he's going to have to deal with the repercussions of that. I'm sorry that happened for the woman. I'm sorry that happened for him, but it did and we've got to deal with it going forward now."

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on March 20, 2015, 03:54:22 PM
Still waiting on Christie's statement
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 20, 2015, 03:56:32 PM
SD, you going to be rockin Hardy gear?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 20, 2015, 04:05:56 PM
Quote"There's no question in my mind, the emphasis we have on spousal abuse in the NFL and the lack of tolerance for it," Jones said last September, while defending Roger Goodell's handling of the Ray Rice case. "It's intolerable and will be adjudicated accordingly."

Apparently, "accordingly" includes one year contracts worth up to $13.1 million. That's what the Cowboys just gave Hardy.

While criminal charges against the former Panthers defensive end were thrown out, he reached a civil settlement with his accuser prior to her not showing up for trial.
Par for Jerry's course
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 20, 2015, 04:22:31 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on March 20, 2015, 03:56:32 PM
SD, you going to be rockin Hardy gear?

lolol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on March 20, 2015, 08:34:17 PM
the comments are gross, as you would think

http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/12521371/dallas-mayor-mike-rawlings-takes-issue-dallas-cowboys-signing-greg-hardy
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 20, 2015, 08:53:23 PM
wow, that didn't take long. git em while they last.
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Nothin says talkin smack like a 76 jersey.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on March 20, 2015, 08:56:39 PM
Hideous
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 20, 2015, 09:00:27 PM
I cant wait to see how much you all flip out when hes sacking qb's next year and god forbid he has a good game against the eagles
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on March 20, 2015, 09:02:24 PM
(http://media.philly.com/images/081709_pastor_400.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on March 20, 2015, 09:02:53 PM
What the farg are you talking about?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 20, 2015, 09:11:49 PM
the guy sat out last year and is going to get suspended for some of this year...I don't understand the obsession/hate with someone signing him...hes scum as far as im concerned but what do you want....should he never play again?....are there no second chances?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on March 20, 2015, 09:13:57 PM
there are 2nd chances but greg hardy is on chance No. I'd be in jail if i werent good at football
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on March 20, 2015, 09:19:59 PM
If any of you were capable of communicating in the English language this conversation might be interesting.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 20, 2015, 09:21:07 PM
Quote from: MDS on March 20, 2015, 09:13:57 PM
there are 2nd chances but greg hardy is on chance No. I'd be in jail if i werent good at football

consider him being the counter point for all the innocent people in jail....also hes not in jail because his victim decided he wasn't going to go to jail....didn't have anything to do with football this time...well it did in the sense that he had money to give her because of football but it wasn't like the justice system was going easy on him because he was an athlete
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on March 20, 2015, 09:27:19 PM
he was a violent piece of shtein long before he got nfl money. granted, he might have become a violent piece of shtein because of his insane athletic abilities....but im just going to assume no matter what he was going to be a sub human waste of life. it just so happens hes a sub human waste of life that can rush a qb better than most.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on March 21, 2015, 06:17:47 AM
I don't give a flying farg which teams signs him, but in this case, Jones' hypocrisy is stunning considering how outspoken he's been in the past concerning domestic violence.  I don't think for a second he cares if those iceholes toss their wives/girlfriends beatings.  It likely doesn't give him a moment's pause.  I think he cares that it hurts the product, and by extension, his bottom line.  He's a piece of filth who's only slightly less nauseating than any other rank & file billionaire douchebag corksucking huckster leech.

As for Hardy, he's a vicious, woman-beating coward who belongs in the deepest, darkest hole in prison, not on a farging football field making millions of dollars.

So, in summation, Jones is a farging POS liar and Hardy is a subhuman piece of slime.    They're perfect together.

Is that plain enough or is that too difficult for you guys to understand?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 21, 2015, 07:46:38 AM
Too difficult.

Fewer words, please.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on March 21, 2015, 08:19:11 AM
Dallas sucks.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 21, 2015, 10:08:29 AM
lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on March 21, 2015, 10:20:59 AM
michael vick beat the crap out of dogs but GO EAGLES DALLAS SUX....also the 93 phillies were the greatest!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 21, 2015, 12:49:04 PM
romey said hed disown the eagles if they signed pastor tim....im quite certain he boycotted them during the vick era
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on March 21, 2015, 02:06:05 PM
Equivocation rules.  And Vick was scum.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 21, 2015, 02:21:43 PM
it must suck to be perfect
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on March 21, 2015, 03:49:30 PM
Says the guy who wants Riley Cooper tarred and feathered for saying stillupfront a couple times.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 21, 2015, 04:32:02 PM
I don't want anything bad to happen to him....I just want him off my team and it has as much to do with the fact that he farging sucks as it does with him being a racist
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on March 21, 2015, 04:48:03 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 21, 2015, 04:32:02 PM
I don't want anything bad to happen to him....I just want him off my team and it has as much to do with the fact that he farging sucks as it does with him being a racist

Oooh, you said, "My". That's like saying, "We". I'm gonna tell on you.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 21, 2015, 04:52:35 PM
Quote from: hbionic on March 21, 2015, 04:48:03 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 21, 2015, 04:32:02 PM
I don't want anything bad to happen to him....I just want him off my team and it has as much to do with the fact that he farging sucks as it does with him being a racist

Oooh, you said, "My". That's like saying, "We". I'm gonna tell on you.

lol

the team I root for...not the team you all play for
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on March 21, 2015, 04:55:55 PM
 :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 22, 2015, 06:09:42 PM
All in the family.
QuoteCharlotte Jones Anderson understands the public outrage over the signing of Greg Hardy. The Cowboys executive vice president knows the issues that come with adding a player who was convicted of domestic violence before the judge's decision was vacated when the accuser failed to show for a jury trial, David Moore of the Dallas Morning News reports.

But she also sees the opportunity to draw attention to an issue that goes beyond the initial condemnation many express. She talks about education, impact and change.

Anderson is more than just the chief brand officer for the Cowboys. She is a member of the NFL conduct committee. She sat down in her Valley Ranch office Saturday to discuss Hardy's signing.

"A lot of people say this is awful, but they don't know what to do,'' Anderson said. "That's why this is such an incredible opportunity. That's why I'm not afraid of this move.

"I'm a mom. I've got a daughter, I've got two sons. This is a serious issue for me, personally. I want my kids to know that domestic violence is not acceptable. But I also want them to know that if they make a mistake, no matter what the issue is, I'm not just going to throw them out. I've got to help them come back and make a better choice.

"This is an opportunity to really make a significant impact. This is very powerful and it's very important, and important for me personally."

Good lord look at that rhetoric. as a mother, I'd just like daughters everywhere to know the powerful opportunity that awaits you in welcoming back a physically abusive nutjob so you can educate them and make a difference. So that's why we signed Greg Hardy. Signed, the Cowboys Brand Exec VP and NFL Conduct Committee

Damn, the turd doesn't fall far from the icehole.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on March 22, 2015, 06:19:39 PM
"I've got a daughter..."

Yeah, I'll bet you do.  Here's hoping she and Hardy hit it off.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 22, 2015, 06:34:35 PM
Maybe she feels that way because it wasn't hard for her to forgive deep pockets daddy for farging whores in his office. Bet the internet pictures made Jerry's wife feel good.

It is galling to me that she tries to bamboozle people by conflating domestic violence forgiveness and justification for hiring a talented player. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 22, 2015, 06:56:51 PM
Lol she's brainwashed

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 22, 2015, 09:34:53 PM
(https://nbcprofootballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/charlottejonesanderson.jpeg?w=250)

Roger wants her. But there's no way she'd put her dick in his vagina.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on April 12, 2015, 04:08:29 PM
https://youtu.be/QxP442T-aZ0
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on April 22, 2015, 04:07:17 PM
NFL suspended Hardy 10 games. Nice try, Dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on April 22, 2015, 04:16:43 PM
Probably a good thing for them....they get a dominant healthly fresh player for the stretch run...it will be like a huge trade deadline deal for them

misses both eagle games tho which isn't a bad thing
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 22, 2015, 06:46:22 PM
Or he's rusty because he will have missed the last 25 NFL games by the time he's allowed to play...gotta get in football shape.

Quotetypical...and some of you still believe there isn't a conspiracy against this franchise

lol yeah total league conspiracy....delusional Cowboy fans!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 23, 2015, 10:02:40 PM
http://cowboyszone.com/threads/change-org-petition-to-revisit-suspension-of-greg-hardy.320180/
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on April 24, 2015, 05:08:52 AM
To their credit a lot of them are saying "pass" because they know he's a vile piece of shtein.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on April 24, 2015, 12:00:12 PM
quote from a recent speech by NostraRomo
Quote"We're going to win a Super Bowl next year"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on April 24, 2015, 05:18:14 PM
QuoteGreg Hardy was involved in a verbal altercation with backup defensive lineman Davon Coleman at the team's facility on Friday and had to be separated by teammates, sources have told FOX Sports.

The dispute between Hardy and Coleman arose from Hardy's questioning Coleman's effort during conditioning drills, a source said.

The situation escalated when, according to Yahoo! Sports' Rand Getlin, Coleman took a dig at Hardy's domestic violence issues.

"[Coleman] called him a woman beater,"
a source said, according to Getlin.

Coleman's agent, Michael Loeffler, confirmed there was a confrontation between Hardy and his client, though Loeffler said it was only a verbal argument and not a physical fight. Sources said teammates got in between the two players before the argument could escalate.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on April 25, 2015, 09:02:02 AM
EMBOLDEN!!!!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on April 27, 2015, 09:32:48 AM
so bascially coleman said, no more.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on April 29, 2015, 04:06:47 PM
I think I missed this one before. Hope it occurred after the Ray Rice rule.
QuoteKansas prosecutors declined Wednesday to bring felony charges against Dallas Cowboys running back Joseph Randle following a domestic disturbance at a hotel in Wichita, saying they concluded after reviewing the extensive police investigation that there is a lack of evidence to support them, the Associated Press reports.

"The sufficiency of proof required in a criminal case is proof beyond a reasonable doubt," District Attorney Marc Bennett said in a news release. "We find the nature of the available evidence in this instance is insufficient to meet that burden as to felony charges."

The case may still be referred by police to the city prosecutor's office for potential misdemeanor charges. Randle's attorney, Gary Ayers, did not immediately return phone and email messages seeking comment on the development.

Ayers has long contended the allegations against his client "have no merit." The Dallas running back has denied he threatened his former girlfriend or pulled a gun during an incident that led to his arrest on a marijuana possession charge that was later dropped.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 07, 2015, 01:33:20 PM
in about the least suprising news ever dallas signing collins

their OL is off the charts good
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on May 07, 2015, 01:43:58 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 07, 2015, 01:33:20 PM
in about the least suprising news ever dallas signing collins

their OL is off the charts good

Is that confirmed? I saw he was meeting with them. That would be dumb on his part because they have so many good young lineman already.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 07, 2015, 01:46:56 PM
done

also he can move immediately into a guard slot....and then to tackle for doug free next year or whenever free is gone
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on May 07, 2015, 01:48:34 PM
That blows
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 07, 2015, 01:51:09 PM
rappaport just tweeted this:  #Cowboys considered drafting an OL in 1st rd to play guard, then take over for Doug Free in a year. They got La'El Collins for nothing to do the same thing.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on May 07, 2015, 01:52:23 PM
who in the world is running behind that absolutely insane o line they have
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 07, 2015, 01:55:00 PM
Quote from: SD on May 07, 2015, 01:48:34 PM
That blows

on the bright side just think how bad it would be if the eagles didnt have the best locker room in the nfl

cowboys have ignorants like dez bryant

plus we stole demarco from them!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 07, 2015, 01:56:32 PM
Quote from: MDS on May 07, 2015, 01:52:23 PM
who in the world is running behind that absolutely insane o line they have

darren mcfadden....but really who cares...running backs except adrian peterson are made by their offensive line...didnt everyone say shady will suck on buffalo not running behind a good line now?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Zanshin on May 07, 2015, 01:56:51 PM
I'm a bigger fan than ever of my "farg it. Eagles, and take him in the 7th" plan.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on May 07, 2015, 01:58:05 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 07, 2015, 01:56:32 PM
Quote from: MDS on May 07, 2015, 01:52:23 PM
who in the world is running behind that absolutely insane o line they have

darren mcfadden....but really who cares...running backs except adrian peterson are made by their offensive line...didnt everyone say shady will suck on buffalo not running behind a good line now?

i dont recall seeing that anywhere

is this a knee jerk reaction to the chippian culture worship or are you actually saying that darren mcfadden's corpse will be super awesome
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on May 07, 2015, 02:01:09 PM
You know his shtick by now so why even ask
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on May 07, 2015, 02:06:22 PM
Quote from: SD on May 07, 2015, 02:01:09 PM
You know his shtick by now so why even ask

because that's lil guy's schtick.


and ......... 5pages later ....
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 07, 2015, 02:08:42 PM
Quote from: MDS on May 07, 2015, 01:58:05 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 07, 2015, 01:56:32 PM
Quote from: MDS on May 07, 2015, 01:52:23 PM
who in the world is running behind that absolutely insane o line they have

darren mcfadden....but really who cares...running backs except adrian peterson are made by their offensive line...didnt everyone say shady will suck on buffalo not running behind a good line now?

i dont recall seeing that anywhere

is this a knee jerk reaction to the chippian culture worship or are you actually saying that darren mcfadden's corpse will be super awesome

darren mcfadden goes way over a thousand yards if he stays healthy....true thats a big if....but no more an if than half the eagles roster

with that line they have they dont need to worry about running back....shtein joseph randle could go off behind it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on May 07, 2015, 02:10:29 PM
Amazing stat that will blow your mind: Mcfadden is only 27
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on May 07, 2015, 02:12:17 PM
who is he going to root for the in the cowboys/wash game?

the goat o-line vs. the goat scotty m!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 07, 2015, 02:13:43 PM
hes one of those guys who seems older cause hes hurt a lot

not in age but in the way hes perceived hes kinda like what demarco murray was going into last season
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 07, 2015, 08:45:46 PM
Quote from: MDS on May 07, 2015, 02:12:17 PM
who is he going to root for the in the cowboys/wash game?

the goat o-line vs. the goat scotty m!

Half cowboys jersey and half Washington jersey?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hunt on May 21, 2015, 03:40:50 PM
dallass reportedly working out felix jones & ben tate today.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on May 21, 2015, 09:16:39 PM
I guess it just looks good to bring in those scrubs before going for Ray Rice.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 21, 2015, 09:21:30 PM
serious question for everyone

would you rather have the dallas OL and the eagle RB or the eagle OL and the dallas RB
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on May 21, 2015, 09:38:25 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 21, 2015, 09:21:30 PM
would you rather have the dallas OL and the eagle RB or the eagle OL and the dallas RB

The Cowboys have the better OL and the Eagles have the better RB, so....
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 21, 2015, 09:41:01 PM
i mean its obvious to me....but i hate rb's

on the other side you could say dallas has a better OL but D- rb's while the eagles still have a good line and A+ rb's

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 21, 2015, 09:41:04 PM
I'd rather have the Eagles OL and RB.

I don't like the Cowboys.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on May 21, 2015, 09:45:25 PM
id rather have the cowboys OL and the washington gm
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 21, 2015, 09:46:07 PM
I like the Eagles GM.

I do not like the taterskins.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on May 21, 2015, 09:55:11 PM
Aristotle said it best: "The whole is greater than the sum of its parts"

I'll take the Eagles running game as a whole...coaching included
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on May 21, 2015, 10:37:54 PM
I'll take the entire Dallas offense straight up. Hell, at least you know Romo can throw the ball forward more often than not.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 21, 2015, 11:10:31 PM
As good as Dallas' OL is, and it is good, I am really interested to see if their belief that any RB can gain yards behind it.

One of the biggest storylines in the NFL this season IMO
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 22, 2015, 07:27:29 AM
justin forsett ran for 1300 yards last year....alfred morris came from the 6th round and has run wild behind a hideous offensive line...ben jarvis green ellis used to run for a 1000+....the list goes on and on...running backs are irrelevant these days and are plug and play guys...and that goes for offensive lines not half as good as dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on May 22, 2015, 08:29:59 AM
rb's are plug and play these days (which i agree with) and yet so many whined when shady was sent to buffalo. that said, the eagles' oline does have question marks about it that the dallas squad does not.

still though, while dallas was 3rd in rushing last year, the eagles were 7th, only seperated by 188yards ... during a year when the team saw a ton of injuries on the oline. would seem chip is getting more out of less.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 22, 2015, 08:35:34 AM
Quote from: smeags on May 22, 2015, 08:29:59 AM
would seem chip is getting more out of less.

even more reason signing demarco murray and matthews was preposterous
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on May 22, 2015, 08:58:08 AM
it does seem like overkill. but hey chip did get a lb coming off a season ending knee injury out of the shady deal.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 22, 2015, 09:45:15 AM
as much as i loved him and still do i actually was all good with the shady trade

the murray signing tho took so much shine off of it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on May 22, 2015, 09:56:29 AM
i def understand the shady move and have no problem with it, i just hope that alonso can play well after that injury. i assume he will, guys come back from that injury. my only question is will he be 100% this season.

but yeah the money spent on murray and matthews makes me think, wtf was that about ?

its all gonna play out and fans dont have to wait long to see this particular discussion come to a head.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 22, 2015, 10:11:26 AM
i dont think its a matter of playing itself out...im not saying hes a bad running back hes a fine back who may very well have a good season....but no matter what happens there was no justification to give a guy that kind of money who has had one great year is injury prone and will be splitting touches with ryan matthews and darren sproles...add in ryan matthews money and the fact you already had a top 3 back in the nfl in shady and it makes even less sense

short of demarco murray running for 2000 yards and 15 td's and the birds making a really deep playoff run it will never make sense to me

but to your point yes if he runs for 1200 yards theres gonna be some idiots after the fact who say chip was a genius for getting him
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on May 22, 2015, 10:27:38 AM
If he runs for 1200 yards Chip's gonna try to cut him before he gets fired himself.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on May 22, 2015, 10:38:24 AM
In 2013 Dallas's O line was a huge question mark, they didn't play close to the level they did last season. Murray still rushed for over 1000 yards in 14 games and actually had a higher YPC.

To me there's 6 elite RBs in the league, in no particular order:
AP
Shady
Lynch
Charles
Bell
Murray

Murray's an elite power back, he fits the system perfectly. Matthews is a great complimentary back. They had no one behind Shady last season. Polk couldn't play half the season and Sproles is a change of pace back. If Shady would have went down they were screwed. Chip's offense runs the ball, it makes the offense go. I have no problem with having RB depth.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 22, 2015, 11:24:21 AM
whatever demarco murray or ryan matthews rushes for this year could have been matched by a draft pick

and depth isnt the issue...we all want depth at the rb position...and almost all teams have depth...its a two back league now...this is not a question of depth but of using resources in an intelligent manner
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on May 22, 2015, 01:01:54 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 22, 2015, 11:24:21 AM
whatever demarco murray or ryan matthews rushes for this year could have been matched by a draft pick

and depth isnt the issue...we all want depth at the rb position...and almost all teams have depth...its a two back league now...this is not a question of depth but of using resources in an intelligent manner

Stats are irrelevant in this argument. That's like saying you could put Maclin in Dallas's offense in place of Bryant and he'd match his production. He definitely would too. But he's not Dez, just as Mcfadden/rookie RB isn't Murray. They aren't even Matthews. No team is gameplanning their D around a rookie RB. You put a power back like Murray in there and suddenly other things open up. You can't ignore a guy like that. They don't have a passing attack like Dallas does. So you emphasize the running game and hope your QB can make some throws.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on May 22, 2015, 01:07:20 PM
like i said, it will all play out. i dont care so much about the stats at the end of the season, just  whether there's a parade or not.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 22, 2015, 01:49:39 PM
Quote from: SD on May 22, 2015, 01:01:54 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 22, 2015, 11:24:21 AM
whatever demarco murray or ryan matthews rushes for this year could have been matched by a draft pick

and depth isnt the issue...we all want depth at the rb position...and almost all teams have depth...its a two back league now...this is not a question of depth but of using resources in an intelligent manner

Stats are irrelevant in this argument. That's like saying you could put Maclin in Dallas's offense in place of Bryant and he'd match his production. He definitely would too. But he's not Dez, just as Mcfadden/rookie RB isn't Murray. They aren't even Matthews. No team is gameplanning their D around a rookie RB. You put a power back like Murray in there and suddenly other things open up. You can't ignore a guy like that. They don't have a passing attack like Dallas does. So you emphasize the running game and hope your QB can make some throws.

runnings back dont open up stuff for other people...stuffing the box is basically a thing of the past...teams are fine with letting running backs get theirs...with five or six pass catchers on the field the majority of the time now you cant afford to put eight men in the box outside of short yardage...spread offenses rule....i mean what the farg has adrian peterson or jamal charles ever opened up?

wr's are where its at now...the passing game opens up the running game...this isnt 1988 anymore and rb's dont scare anyone...theres a reason rb's being drafted in the first round is becoming rare and theres a reason why wide receivers make more than rb's now...it wont be long before the top tier te's surpass running top tier rb's....and i think the extinction of demarco murray type free agent deals for backs is not far away...and i think its safe to say we will never again see this much money put into a back field as what the eagles did this year

i was thinking how ironic that with all the sports science stuff....the things he does with his practices that no one else does and how advanced he is in so many aspects of the game that he gave out a such prehistoric deal to a rb like he did with murray
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on May 22, 2015, 01:58:10 PM
Name me the last Superbowl team who had an elite receiver. They're great for stats during the regular season but teams win in the playoffs by running the ball or having an elite QB.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on May 22, 2015, 02:07:25 PM
Quote from: SD on May 22, 2015, 01:58:10 PM
Name me the last Superbowl team who had an elite receiver. They're great for stats during the regular season but teams win in the playoffs by running the ball or having an elite QB.

green bay
saints

edit - nope not even them.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on May 22, 2015, 02:18:06 PM
Quote from: SD on May 22, 2015, 01:58:10 PM
Name me the last Superbowl team who had an elite receiver. They're great for stats during the regular season but teams win in the playoffs by running the ball or having an elite QB.

sam bradford is not an elite qb

and to answer your question green bay had driver and jennings
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on May 22, 2015, 02:26:33 PM
jennins - so i was right with green bay. but dude ,,,, donald driver ? you shouldve stopped at jennings.

so one out of the last six winners.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on May 22, 2015, 02:29:14 PM
Quote from: MDS on May 22, 2015, 02:18:06 PM
Quote from: SD on May 22, 2015, 01:58:10 PM
Name me the last Superbowl team who had an elite receiver. They're great for stats during the regular season but teams win in the playoffs by running the ball or having an elite QB.

sam bradford is not an elite qb

and to answer your question green bay had driver and jennings

That's why you focus on the run game. GB has Rodgers, those receivers aren't changing defensive game plans.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 22, 2015, 04:22:54 PM
Quote from: SD on May 22, 2015, 01:58:10 PM
Name me the last Superbowl team who had an elite receiver. They're great for stats during the regular season but teams win in the playoffs by running the ball or having an elite QB.

you are missing the point...no one is saying you don't run the ball....you just don't need to invest 25 million bucks into the running game...anyone can run the ball...its not easy to find a guy who can throw or catch the ball at an elite level....a rb is created by his offensive line or his passing game or the system....hes not created by spending a high draft pick or spending lots of money on...and defenses arent looking for ways to stop the run...they are looking for ways to get to the qb and defend the pass

qb
edge rusher
cb
wr

those are the four most coveted positions in todays game and none have anything to do with running the ball....you can also go to the interior defensive line and note how there there aren't really anymore jerry ball nose tackles...everything now is skewing towards the undersized get up the field tackle....its just not a running focused league anymore and imo its not necessary to unload a dumptruck of money into the position in free agency...we just have a fundamental disagreement on how to allocate funds in todays game...agree to disagree
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 27, 2015, 02:42:19 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 21, 2015, 09:21:30 PM
serious question for everyone

would you rather have the dallas OL and the eagle RB or the eagle OL and the dallas RB


http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/20150527_Better_weapon__Great_line__Cowboys__or_talented_backs__Eagles__.html
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on June 14, 2015, 01:41:27 PM
Dez is threatening to hold out hold out...as in the season if his contract terms aren't met. He hasn't signed his franchise tag yet. He said he isn't bluffing. Im sure Jerry ain't starting the season and im sure once Thomas (also hasn't signed his franchise tender) signs the market will settle. But this definitely is an issue to keep an eye on.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on June 18, 2015, 08:49:43 PM
La'el loves having his ass eaten (http://deadspin.com/deadcast-did-la-el-collins-stiff-a-hooker-who-ate-his-1711639930)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hunt on June 19, 2015, 08:52:48 AM
tbf, who doesn't.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on June 19, 2015, 03:13:33 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on June 18, 2015, 08:49:43 PM
La'el loves having his ass eaten (http://deadspin.com/deadcast-did-la-el-collins-stiff-a-hooker-who-ate-his-1711639930)

Wait, wait, wait, you can get paid for doing that?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on June 19, 2015, 03:19:39 PM
Yes, but you have to be good at it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 02, 2015, 03:24:23 PM
rolando mclain will miss the first eagle game
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on July 10, 2015, 03:51:26 PM
Hardy won't miss the second one, though.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on July 13, 2015, 04:02:57 PM
dez doin work today
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 13, 2015, 04:21:11 PM
non story....not a chance he misses a down of football this season
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on July 13, 2015, 04:51:38 PM
you heard it folks, not a chance he misses a down

LOCK IT IN.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on July 15, 2015, 03:12:43 PM
From the twitterz:


Chris Mortensen @mortreport


Dez Bryant and the Cowboys have agreed to a 5-year, $70 million contract with $45 million guaranteed. Not signed but will be shortly.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on July 15, 2015, 03:14:40 PM
Shouldn't there be a 'Who cares' thread for this?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 15, 2015, 03:42:34 PM
so he signed right before the deadline?...im absolutely shocked....twitter told me he might sit out games?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on July 15, 2015, 04:29:32 PM
Mary Mary got the same deal with 1.5 less guaranteed.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on August 09, 2015, 05:46:54 PM
A "WE STILL DEM BOYZ! #SACKSCOMIN" banner partially funded by Greg Hardy flew over the Linc today during a pre-practice ceremony. Logan: "For that to fly over our stadium on Military Day, that just shows what kind of character they have. That's pretty stupid of them."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 09, 2015, 06:01:31 PM
The banner is retarded, and complaining about the banner is retarded.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 09, 2015, 06:06:02 PM
Whoa the one the Eagles fan paid for crashed and the pilot died

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Compton-Airport-Plane-Crash-321181411.html
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on August 09, 2015, 06:12:04 PM
Hopefully that puts an end to this latest bit of neanderthal-like chest-thumping.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 09, 2015, 07:19:10 PM
so....refund?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on August 10, 2015, 10:15:53 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 09, 2015, 06:06:02 PM
Whoa the one the Eagles fan paid for crashed and the pilot died

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Compton-Airport-Plane-Crash-321181411.html

no
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 10, 2015, 10:52:49 AM
Yeah it turned out he was picking up a Bud Light banner first and then was going to fly the Eagles one later.

Either way - terribly sad.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 10, 2015, 11:22:33 AM
i think someone else was supposed to fly the eagles banner actually

either way it doesnt matter. some dude is dead. football fans are neanderthal idiot losers. moving on.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 18, 2015, 09:54:20 PM
http://thebiglead.com/2015/08/18/cowboys-rams-got-into-a-massive-training-camp-fight/#sthash.vcJAS5IE.uxfs&st_refDomain=t.co&st_refQuery=/GFz7Ix3Ok8

Nice brawl in the Rams and Cowboys joint practice

Dez took a shot in the schozz because he was fighting without a helmet like a dumbass.

Joint practices are stupid
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on August 19, 2015, 07:20:12 AM
why are joint practices stupid? 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 19, 2015, 09:27:12 AM
Waste of time IMO - If I am a HC I am keeping my team at camp and not traveling outside of that area just for practices.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 19, 2015, 09:30:42 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 19, 2015, 09:27:12 AM
Waste of time IMO - If I am a HC I am keeping my team at camp and not traveling outside of that area just for practices.

lol what?

i cant think of any reasons why joint practices would be bad but that one is just completely bizarre
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 19, 2015, 09:42:26 AM
every single coach from high school to the nfl will tell you that scrimmaging/practicing against other teams is a good thing. coach j knows better.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 19, 2015, 10:16:07 AM
Because the travel and moving a whole training camp is inefficient.

Look at Hard Knocks for example...the Texans fly to Virginia for three days. They are dressing in a ballroom.

If I am a coach I keep my team at my site and not fly and pack up everything just to practice against another team. The practices aren't even against the other team for the entire time - they break off and do their individual things...which I believe is better suited to be done at your own training facility
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 19, 2015, 10:58:12 AM
i dont agree with it but i suppose at the pro level you could say that practicing against another team that you have no control over could be potentially dangerous to the health of your players if someone on the other team goes rogue or they have a coach that doesnt have control of their team....but that would be the only reason and even that is a reach

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 19, 2015, 11:12:16 AM
and thats just the texans....which admittedly is j's orbit

the eagles have done joint practices against NE and now BAL. pretty short trips. one year its home, next year its on the road. pretty simple. you get to go against someone other than your teammates during practice. the live action, seeing another defense and other bodies, is pretty beneficial.

but wait! 4 time super bowl winning coach professional coach high school coach volunteer assistant at the houston ymca dude on the internet coach j says he doesnt like it!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 19, 2015, 11:19:59 AM
admittedly my orbit? lololol

I didn't like when the Eagles did it with NE nor do I like it with BAL...I mean how much more clear do I need to be that it doesnt matter which NFL team it is?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on August 19, 2015, 11:24:23 AM
Your reasons are valid, dude.  They don't have the ability to understand why you think differently or the ability to express their opinions without being iceholes about it.

I mean, really... why do you even bother?

I do disagree because at this point in TC hitting someone not wearing your laundry outweighs any inconveniences being away from your home turf might cause.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 19, 2015, 11:28:18 AM
Quote from: Rome on August 19, 2015, 11:24:23 AM
Your reasons are valid, dude.  They don't have the ability to understand why you think differently or the ability to express their opinions without being iceholes about it.

I mean, really... why do you even bother?

I do disagree because at this point in TC hitting someone not wearing your laundry outweighs any inconveniences being away from your home turf might cause.

lol true

But as for the hitting - hell most teams don't even go full contact. And if they do it is for short sessions. So even in the joint practices most of the 11-11 periods are "thud" drills where they push the dude and let up...and then it evolves into a brawl.

Stay at your place and get in better work than traveling...because even a short jaunt up the expressway is still a major production.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on August 19, 2015, 11:28:38 AM
I'm buying a #45 Rams jersey.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 19, 2015, 12:12:33 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 19, 2015, 11:28:18 AM
Stay at your place and get in better work than traveling...because even a short jaunt up the expressway is still a major production.


just think of all the practice time they could be getting in if only they werent travelling

and thank god all 16 reg season games are at home this year
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 19, 2015, 12:28:18 PM
and dont forget, getting 90 dudes on those school buses, through security check and onto those coach seats on that flight isnt easy. i hope the texans made their connecting flight!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 19, 2015, 12:31:06 PM
winning franchises dont travel when they could be practicing instead....cept the steelers patriots and ravens
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 19, 2015, 01:18:11 PM
What is it like living with cement headed stubbornness?

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 19, 2015, 02:34:41 PM
none of your points makes sense and you have no foundation for your opinion...this isnt player evaluation or in game scheming or decision making.

experts: doing things this way works
you: nuh uh
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 19, 2015, 03:11:59 PM
Oh so because an NFL team(s) do it - that means it automatically works? Why isn't every team doing it then? Are those coaches stupid and not experts?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on August 19, 2015, 03:14:22 PM
It actually works 1/32nd of the time and only if the Super Bowl winners do it that season.

MATH.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 19, 2015, 03:34:09 PM
I think it's a good thing but there's nothing wrong with not wanting to do it.....I just can't stop laughing at the travel reason
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 19, 2015, 03:41:05 PM
You're not this dense...I know you well

Moving a training camp operation for three days isn't like traveling for a road game.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 19, 2015, 03:43:06 PM
what about moving to Lehigh for three weeks
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 19, 2015, 03:46:43 PM
Completely different. That's an established location and they're not going for 2-3 days

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 19, 2015, 03:48:47 PM
so setting up shop in the conference room at the richmond marriot is different than setting up shop in sully's dorm room at lehigh u
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SunMo on August 19, 2015, 03:49:03 PM
jay i love you man but you are farging retarded sometimes.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on August 19, 2015, 03:52:37 PM
Jay, dude. Stop.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 19, 2015, 06:52:24 PM
No. I'm gonna be stubborn too.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 19, 2015, 08:31:02 PM
You all are goddamn idiots.

The best proof of a God is it explains why I keep reading this shtein year after year: There is a god, and it doesn't like me. I am being punished, and clearly for something very bad.

God, it's me Dio.  Please...whatever I did, I'm sorry.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on August 20, 2015, 03:49:06 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 19, 2015, 08:31:02 PM
You all are goddamn idiots.

The best proof of a God is it explains why I keep reading this shtein year after year: There is a god, and it doesn't like me. I am being punished, and clearly for something very bad.

God, it's me Dio.  Please...whatever I did, I'm sorry.

(http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M92d6461d1ad2db7687f5a4e89060f1a6o1&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 25, 2015, 09:11:59 PM
Sounds like Orlando Scandrick tore his ACL
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 25, 2015, 09:43:58 PM
sounds like im happy
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 26, 2015, 12:48:47 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 25, 2015, 09:11:59 PM
Sounds like Orlando Scandrick tore his ACL

MCL too. It's official, he's done.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 03, 2015, 06:15:02 PM
Now facing Brady in Week 5.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 03, 2015, 06:24:50 PM
I saw where Hardy is apparently thinking of suing now after the Brady ruling
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 06, 2015, 12:43:00 PM
Guess that OL can't make just anyone a star RB...they have to trade for another one.

Christine Michael is coming to Dallas from Seattle
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 06, 2015, 12:51:33 PM
Guess Fred Jackson made him expendable. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 06, 2015, 03:31:55 PM
A couple Cowboy fans on their board are talking about him being a 1200yd 12 TD back behind their OL. They think that OL can help anyone run to the point of it being ridiculous.

If igy were a Dallas fan he would lose his mind at the amount of homers they have in their fanbase
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on September 06, 2015, 04:02:19 PM
You mean he's not?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 06, 2015, 04:12:20 PM
Washington fan bruh
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on September 06, 2015, 04:19:07 PM
i thought dallas was going to sign barry sanders mostert
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 06, 2015, 04:22:34 PM
I did too but with vets available they went that route. I know it pains you to admit players are good
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on September 06, 2015, 04:35:18 PM
the eagles 5th string running back who is on the practice squad isnt good
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 06, 2015, 04:41:44 PM
Yeah he sucks. You're right.

I look forward to your career in the pro personnel department
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 06, 2015, 05:22:09 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 06, 2015, 04:12:20 PM
Washington fan bruh

4life
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on September 06, 2015, 08:23:00 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 06, 2015, 04:41:44 PM
Yeah he sucks. You're right.

I look forward to your career in the pro personnel department

if he were good, hed been on a roster

running for some yards in the 4th qtr of a preseason game doesnt mean youre good.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 12, 2015, 07:39:00 PM
5/45/27.5 is a bit high for Tyrone Crawford
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 12, 2015, 07:47:22 PM
seems like locking up a young stud from age 25 to 30 for that money is a nice deal for both sides...unless in two years he pulls a chancellor and says hes underpaid...marcel dareus who admittedly is better right now got 60 mil guaranteed...27.5 is not a lot if this guy becomes what most think he will

QuoteCrawford placed 15th on Around The NFL's "Making the Leap" rankings this summer, displaying impressive burst, quickness and strength in the interior. NFL Media analyst Daniel Jeremiah compared the 290-pound lineman to a poor man's Ndamukong Suh.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 14, 2015, 12:01:37 AM
Dez has a broken foot
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on September 14, 2015, 12:25:23 AM
Randy Gregory out 4-6 weeks too....high ankle sprain
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 14, 2015, 05:43:30 PM
Cowboy fan on the Dez injury

Quotenope. no need to pannick.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 14, 2015, 06:18:49 PM
looking like its more like 8 weeks....honestly screw in the foot seems like a year for a wr to this doctor
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on September 14, 2015, 06:25:32 PM
dez not gonna catch it

too easy

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 16, 2015, 10:04:46 AM
He'll borrow TO's oxygen chamber.  The picture of him post game hopping up and down makes me think that it's no where as bad as it's being reported, or he's dumber than anyone thought possible. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on September 16, 2015, 10:08:20 AM
I sense you really think it's latter.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on September 22, 2015, 07:14:52 PM
Matt Cassell, Dallas Cowboy
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 05, 2015, 06:27:10 PM
donebar
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 05, 2015, 06:58:16 PM
They still have knucklehead Randle and Chrissy Michael!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 05, 2015, 08:34:49 PM
they somehow have four rb better than DeMarco murray
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 05, 2015, 09:10:58 PM
Mmmmhmmm ok
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on October 05, 2015, 10:09:46 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 05, 2015, 08:34:49 PM
they somehow have five better O lineman than the Eagles

Fixed that for you

I'm sure it's more like 8 or 9 because most of their depth is better than the birds starters
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 05, 2015, 10:14:18 PM
reason number 78 the eagles shouldn't have paid a trillion dollars for rb's
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on October 05, 2015, 10:20:16 PM
Or maybe they shouldn't have ousted Mathis and not drafted a lineman since 2013. They're still sitting on plenty of cap space and have a shtein ton coming off the books next season especially if Bradford's only a one year wonder so who gives a farg what they're paying their RBs?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 07, 2015, 11:04:11 AM
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/christinebrennan/2015/10/07/brennan-hardy-cowboys/73503702/

what a guy
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 07, 2015, 12:45:20 PM
his post practice locker room session yesterday was sickening.....what a garbage human being
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 07, 2015, 08:21:52 PM
I hope he breaks his leg

And I don't like wishing injuries on people but he's one that deserves nothing good
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 07, 2015, 10:02:17 PM
I love wishing injuries on people and I wish death on him
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 07, 2015, 10:20:56 PM
Greg Hardy and McNabb in the same room

You have one bullet

Who gets it?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 07, 2015, 10:29:25 PM
bedwetter......hardy should be in jail
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 07, 2015, 10:31:42 PM
I assume you're just going to throw the bullet at McNabb since you detest guns and presumably would not have one on you.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 07, 2015, 10:33:37 PM
I would hand him a cyanide laced modelo to take with him on the way to the bar
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 07, 2015, 10:34:11 PM
It's probably the youuuuuge rum and Coke I drank but I'm laughing at the mental image of igy throwing a bullet at McNabb
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 07, 2015, 10:35:34 PM
No, I'm perfectly sober and I laughed at the thought if it too.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on October 07, 2015, 10:43:41 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 07, 2015, 10:02:17 PM
I love wishing injuries on people and I wish death on him

If you can't wish ill on a bad man, what's the farging point of it all?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 07, 2015, 10:45:45 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 07, 2015, 10:43:41 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 07, 2015, 10:02:17 PM
I love wishing injuries on people and I wish death on him

If you can't wish ill on a bad man, what's the farging point of it all?

problem is it never happens
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 08, 2015, 06:00:37 PM
http://cowboyszone.com/threads/hardy-admonished-by-cowboys-for-comments-about-tom-bradys-wife.333319/
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on October 08, 2015, 07:16:45 PM
NUKE TEXAS.

(Sorry Jay)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 08, 2015, 07:42:01 PM
I'll leave before the bombs drop. Maybe I can crash in igys basement
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 08, 2015, 08:11:32 PM
I'm pretty sure MDS already called dibs.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 08, 2015, 09:30:23 PM
I have a twin
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 09, 2015, 07:47:08 PM
http://deadspin.com/what-the-hell-is-jerry-jones-talking-about-1735699928?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow


Lolol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 09, 2015, 11:29:28 PM
And this buffoon who can't string together two coherent sentences is a self made billionaire. George W Bush was a farging US president. I don't know what's in the water there J, but you should get out of that inbred god forsaken toilet of a state before you become illiterate. Or at least run for governor if you do. You could fly an Eagles flag over the state capitol building.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 09, 2015, 11:42:12 PM
Oil. Oil is in the water there.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 10, 2015, 01:44:23 AM
And gas is in the air there. Gas from fracking, cattle and politicians.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 10, 2015, 09:15:26 AM
Quote from: Eagaholic on October 09, 2015, 11:29:28 PM
And this buffoon who can't string together two coherent sentences is a self made billionaire. George W Bush was a farging US president. I don't know what's in the water there J, but you should get out of that inbred god forsaken toilet of a state before you become illiterate. Or at least run for governor if you do. You could fly an Eagles flag over the state capitol building.

Haha that would be funny.

All you need to do to be governor here is talk about God and guns
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 11, 2015, 07:28:24 PM
Brandon Weeden should have chosen baseball.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 11, 2015, 07:35:49 PM
This gets really "good" towards the end

http://cowboyszone.com/threads/tom-jackson-has-some-deep-internal-hate-for-the-cowboys.333483/
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on October 11, 2015, 08:14:52 PM
That place is a cesspool of illiterate racist iceholes. 

Ugh...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 11, 2015, 10:54:31 PM
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2015/10/report-shooting-outside-of-att-stadium-after-patriots-cowboys/

Huh. Gunzzzz
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 11, 2015, 11:11:48 PM
@clarencehilljr: Per eye witness,  suspect was egged on by a crowd of people to kill the victim. #shooting #attstadium
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 11, 2015, 11:14:14 PM
@RyanOsborneFWST: One witness said the suspect put a gun to witness's head, then let him go. Witness walked away, then heard gunshot.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 12, 2015, 06:20:57 AM
Must have been an Eagles fan.  Philly fans, as you know, are the worst.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 12, 2015, 08:20:30 AM
nm
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 14, 2015, 12:22:43 PM
lalel collins the permanent starter after the bye week
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Zanshin on October 14, 2015, 12:23:28 PM
Hey, remember when people thought taking a 7th round flyer on him would be stupid? They were stupid.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 14, 2015, 12:30:30 PM
only a chipbot would have thought that was stupid....but there could have been 50 rounds in that draft and chip was not touching him
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Zanshin on October 14, 2015, 01:25:53 PM
There were a ton of people who didn't like that idea. I thought you were one of them, actually. I don't feel like checking.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 14, 2015, 01:37:51 PM
i understood why no one drafted him and wasnt mad at them....he was untouchable at that point

but i myself would have been fine with taking him
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Zanshin on October 14, 2015, 03:10:04 PM
It would have been an easy and smart move. Nothing but upside with the right wording. But whatever...who needs quality linemen. System! Culture!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on October 14, 2015, 05:03:20 PM
Didn't Collins threaten to not sign or go back to college if he wasn't taken in the first two rounds?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Zanshin on October 14, 2015, 06:07:20 PM
Quote from: SD on October 14, 2015, 05:03:20 PM
Didn't Collins threaten to not sign or go back to college if he wasn't taken in the first two rounds?

Toothless threat, at best.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2015, 08:18:06 PM
https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/658418276188463108

Video of Hardy shoving people in the STs huddle
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2015, 11:59:59 PM
Damn nbc just showed him shoving the STs coach

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 26, 2015, 12:01:50 AM
are you for real?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2015, 12:13:00 AM
Yep he went ham on him
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2015, 12:14:29 AM
https://twitter.com/nepd_loyko/status/658493055109066752
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2015, 12:15:25 AM
https://twitter.com/willbrinson/status/658494260820496384
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 26, 2015, 12:18:26 AM
you werent there

you dont know what happened
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2015, 12:23:06 AM
Fiery leader!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on October 26, 2015, 04:44:39 AM
Quote from: MDS on October 26, 2015, 12:18:26 AM
you werent there

you dont know what happened

She said no.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 26, 2015, 08:04:39 AM
the eagles dead carcass was still very warm and j is worrying about dallas and greg hardy....amazing
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2015, 08:33:33 AM
I'm worrying about them or commenting on their icehole player?

Maybe I should go stand in the corner and pretend the rest of the NFL doesn't exist until the Eagles win
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 26, 2015, 09:15:09 AM
No, that doesn't work either.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on October 26, 2015, 09:54:59 AM
Quote from: Rome on October 26, 2015, 04:44:39 AM
Quote from: MDS on October 26, 2015, 12:18:26 AM
you werent there

you dont know what happened

She said no.

lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 26, 2015, 10:02:40 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2015, 08:33:33 AM
Maybe I should go stand in the corner and pretend the rest of the NFL doesn't exist until the Eagles win

i cant watch espn or any nfl related content for the week after the eagles lose a meaningful game...much less getting all giddy over something completely insignificant thats going on with dallas literally 30 seconds after the eagle game ended

different strokes i guess
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2015, 01:01:34 PM
Oh don't get it twisted...I will not watch the highlight shows or anything. I will watch the Cards & Ravens but when the highlights come on I flip it off.

When the Eagles lose it ruins my week.

But seeing Hardy blow up like that is funny because of the who charade of them signing him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on October 26, 2015, 02:58:16 PM
(https://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/nWsra3JAC30Ynw_7ZM9f0OAA55w=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4196441/hardydez.0.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2015, 03:28:59 PM
I wanted to see them fight...you got stupid crazy strength with Hardy and then Dez is pretty strong himself.

I'd put Hardy at a -140 favorite
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 26, 2015, 08:24:25 PM
hopefully the pressure keeps on up jurrah

http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/10/26/greg-hardy-jerry-jones-cowboys-sideline-fight
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 29, 2015, 01:05:32 PM
more cowboys bein cowboys
QuoteCowboys running back Joseph Randle went AWOL from the team's practice facility on Wednesday, and that's not the only issue he's facing.

The NFL is likely to suspend Randle for a violation of the league's personal-conduct policy, according to ESPN.

That suspension arises from a February incident in which Randle was arrested and the mother of his child got a protection from abuse order against him. Although Randle did not face criminal charges, the NFL has conducted its own investigation and found that he violated league policies, according to ESPN.

Randle was also arrested last year after he tried to shoplift underwear and cologne. He was placed on probation for that incident.

And yes on a good Hardy-Bryant fight. I'd put my money on Dez getting his foot broke.
Leading to a division leading 7-9 tie with the Eagles.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on October 29, 2015, 02:09:01 PM
the ewings would be proud of this team.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 29, 2015, 06:43:08 PM
I haven't thought of the Ewings in a long time. But I did have a realization today that Jerry Jones and George W Bush are actually the same person simultaneously living parallel lives, just one went into politics while the other one mercifully stayed in sports.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 29, 2015, 07:13:36 PM
jerry like W comes off as likeable but unlike W jerry seems like an intelligent cat....whats happening now is he realizes time is running out to win another chip....a chip that he desperately needs for his legacy not to be the guy who made americas team into just another nfl franchise who only won titles because of jimmy johnson...and hes now starting to come off the rails a bit and starting to seem like an evil old dictator
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 01, 2015, 09:14:33 PM
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/cowboys/2015/11/01/dez-bryant-greg-hardy-matt-cassel-dallas/75018836/

Dez ain't happy because of the video shown of him while Lockette was on the turf where it looked like he said "that's what he farging gets". He comes out and says it was bullshtein and then explodes
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on November 01, 2015, 11:55:36 PM
Michael Bennett:

Quote"I thought it was a classless play, from everybody down. I thought their coach could have come to the aid of our player to see if he was OK. That's what Pete Carroll would have done. I thought Jason Garrett could have done a better job of that."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 01, 2015, 11:57:54 PM
I don't even get that....why would jason garrett go to the aid of a seahawk
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 02, 2015, 12:02:11 AM
Bennett is full blown nuts

He was talking a week ago about how he hated Dallas because they assassinated JFK
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on November 02, 2015, 10:55:26 AM
QuoteRapSheet
PETA contacted DeSoto (TX) Animal Control to request investigation into #Cowboys WR Dez Bryant's "possible illegal possession" of a monkey
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 02, 2015, 11:16:48 AM
When PETA shows up they should have everyone chowing down on a fat ass ribeye
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 03, 2015, 01:36:09 PM
Joseph Randle is on the bread lines...cut
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 06, 2015, 06:12:50 PM
http://cowboyszone.com/threads/espn-photos-of-greg-hardys-former-girlfriend-show-multiple-injuries.335705/

QuoteHe's got marks on his face. So its fair and square.

Same goes for Ray Rice...his GF shouldnt have spit on him and swung at him. Fair and square.

QuoteThey were like "Just a warning... the photos you are about to see are very, VERY graphic." ...and they weren't even that bad. It looked like the woman fell off her swing at the playground and got a couple scratches. And isn't there no evidence that he even attacked her? All I know is that the girl was heavily drugged and Hardy made the 911 call. Sounds like the crazy chick probably injured herself.

QuoteIf someone is getting beat on, there are marks on the face. People strike the face during violent conflicts. I take no that there are zero pictures of any marks on her face.

There's plenty more of the excusing of his beating on her.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 06, 2015, 06:22:22 PM
http://cowboyszone.com/threads/hardy-charges-officially-expunged.335607/page-7

lolol they start off talking about expunging it and it devolves into those sociopaths defending him
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on November 07, 2015, 09:34:37 AM
I am having no end of fun mocking Cowboys fans on the interwebz over this.  Holy shtein this is pure platinum.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on November 07, 2015, 09:48:44 AM
The best are the loser cowboys fans bringing up Vick as a comparison.

Sorry dopes, but humans > dogs. Unless you're Lil guy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 07, 2015, 11:05:26 AM
Their rallying cries are people rooting for Vick and people listening to Chris Brown music

A couple also blame ESPN for releasing this (but it was deadspin) because someone there has big money bet on the Birds.

I'm actually shocked not at their defense of him but at the amount of Internet CSI jerkoffs looking at the pics and saying the bruising isn't bad because he's big and if he wanted to be would've hurt her more.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 07, 2015, 11:13:13 AM
This may be the most wtf one ever

QuoteAs far as the pictures, I expected bruising like that. If you've never been with a girl who goes off the deep end, you probably don't understand how they can create a lot of those bruises themselves by attacking you.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 07, 2015, 11:38:51 AM
the humans dogs thing with vick is valid but its not even the reason its such a horrible comparison....farging vick did 18 months in federal prison for his transgressions....hardy paid off his victim and walked
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on November 07, 2015, 11:56:56 AM
Also, since leaving prison, Vick has said and done all the right things and speaks remorsefully about his actions -- at least publicly.

Hardy does not appear to be a changed man at all and is probably beating some other woman right now.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on November 07, 2015, 12:23:28 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 07, 2015, 11:38:51 AM
the humans dogs thing with vick is valid but its not even the reason its such a horrible comparison....farging vick did 18 months in federal prison for his transgressions....hardy paid off his victim and walked

Exactly right

People still despise Vick but he's now an upstanding citizen who still does community service years after the court mandated. Nothing can ever excuse what he did but he's done everything he could and more to turn his life around.

Hardy is still a vile piece of shtein. He's worse than Ray Rice. At least Rice admitted his guilt and took steps to try to make things right. Hardy got away with it and continues to act like an icehole. The only difference between what he did and Rice did is a video. There's zero doubt in my mind Hardy beat the shtein out of her as bad if not worse than Rice beat his wife.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 07, 2015, 01:47:45 PM
Vick would be a great example of the possibility of redemption.  We obviously can't know all this thoughts or actions in private, but I'd have a hard time believing that something wouldn't have come up by now if Vick wasn't to some degree a changed man.

Hardy, if anything, seems to be doubling down on his actions.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on November 07, 2015, 05:01:51 PM
i dont if hes doubled down, but hes a sociopath who has convinced himself that he didnt do anything wrong....jurrah handing him big money, the union fighting to reduce the suspension, the crime being expunged from his record and jurrah backing him up just reinforce all of that.

at this point hardy believes he is perfect and the world is out to get him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 07, 2015, 06:36:26 PM
From the thread over there about the editor of deadspin being an Eagles fan and this is the only reason that deadspin released the story on Friday....

Quote'm also rooting for a guy like Hardy. Not just because he's a Cowboy, but this man has been through quite an ordeal. People have questioned his character. He's been convicted in the court of public opinion despite not having an actual one and he's still stayed strong and leveled throughout this whole process. Good for him. I hope the Cowboys do everything in their power to re-sign him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on November 07, 2015, 06:43:43 PM
I never root for injuries, but I'm going to make an exception and root for Hardy to tear his achilles. Only downfall is the game isn't in Philly so there wouldn't be a standing O.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 07, 2015, 06:57:17 PM
Quote from: SD on November 07, 2015, 06:43:43 PM
I never root for injuries, but I'm going to make an exception. Only downfall is the game isn't in Philly so there wouldn't be a standing O.

agreed with that whole post word for word cept replace injuries with deaths
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 07, 2015, 08:54:58 PM
All is right in the world guys - Hardy tweeted a most sincere apology.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 07, 2015, 08:58:57 PM
hes gonna be apologizing to the eagle OL sunday for raping them
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on November 07, 2015, 09:45:08 PM
he even farged that up

yea im sorry for what happened BUT FOOTBALL
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 08, 2015, 12:25:10 PM
Quote from: SD on November 07, 2015, 06:43:43 PM
I never root for injuries, but I'm going to make an exception and root for Hardy to tear his achilles. Only downfall is the game isn't in Philly so there wouldn't be a standing O.

I'll never root for a person....any person, athlete or not, to get hurt. However, there are plenty of people out there who I will not shed a single tear for if/when bad things happen to them. Hardy is definitely one of those people.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 08, 2015, 05:11:22 PM
lol these idiots...

Quote

I've fallen off my bike and gotten bruises... Doesn't in any way establish why I fell in the first place..

There are certain medical conditions where people bruise easily..

They don't prove anything..

It's actually a credit to Hardy, considering the girl wouldn't get off his property for close to an hour and was coked up..

Ray Rice knocked his girl out in One punch
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on November 09, 2015, 10:10:12 AM
Collinsworths' rant on hardy was good stuff.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on November 13, 2015, 08:14:06 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/frustration-boiling-over--dez-bryant-blows-up-at-reporters-in-locker-room-232157130.html

:-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on November 13, 2015, 01:10:28 PM
They've managed to out-dysfunction the Washington franchise this year. That's an achievement that the Cowboys have clearly put a lot of effort into.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on November 13, 2015, 02:25:39 PM
Dez is claiming the reportor dropped the n word. Yet he never mentioned it in his locker room rant.

http://www.sbnation.com/2015/11/12/9725130/dez-bryant-reporter-rant-racial-slur-cowboys
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on November 13, 2015, 02:44:15 PM
Yeah I'm sure he called him a stillupfront.  Totally plausible. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on November 13, 2015, 04:18:15 PM
Dez would never act like that otherwise.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on November 13, 2015, 05:35:44 PM
Culture
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 13, 2015, 08:13:44 PM
And jerry is a-ok with it all because he embraces circus culture
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 26, 2015, 07:00:48 PM
Romo looks like he re-broke his collar bone
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on November 27, 2015, 02:30:27 AM
Anyone else get the feeling the clock is ticking on Romo's career? I don't think he's taken his last snap, but it's time to start talking about how much tread is left on those tires.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 27, 2015, 02:54:37 AM
He's no spring chicken, but I think he's got more than 1 or 2 good years left in him....depending on how well his line protects for him
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 27, 2015, 09:09:52 AM
romos biggest flaw and its been the case since day one in his best times and worst with good lines and bad is his obsession with holding on to the ball too long...hes always either double clutching or trying to move around to make the big play and he pays for it...obviously that aint going to change now
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on November 27, 2015, 03:53:53 PM
If Romo's better days have now past him it's a good thing. As much as he was a choke artist for much of his career, he hasn't been in the last 2-3 years, at least from what I've seen. Usually it's been the D or Beasley or someone else and the couple of times it has been Romo, it was when they were behind late in the game, which is much different than making a critical error while ahead and you don't have to take the same kinds of chances.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on November 30, 2015, 11:58:12 AM
Josh Norman
QuoteBryant had two catches all day and one for six yards when Norman was covering him, which led Norman to say after the game that the Cowboys "need to get Dez's 70 mil back" after signing the wideout to an extension this summer.
lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 03, 2015, 01:10:12 PM
http://www.theonion.com/article/greg-hardy-assures-tony-romo-hes-seen-ex-girlfrien-51937
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 19, 2015, 10:38:47 PM
Lemme just pop my knee back right quick...nbd

https://vine.co/v/iKOtVIKbUDQ
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on December 19, 2015, 11:18:22 PM
Dan "It's a Wonderful Life George" Bailey gets lucky again. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on December 19, 2015, 11:22:44 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 19, 2015, 10:38:47 PM
Lemme just pop my knee back right quick...nbd

https://vine.co/v/iKOtVIKbUDQ

WHAT THE farg?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on December 19, 2015, 11:26:17 PM
This Jets kicker needs to be on that exercise bike when not on the field kicking.  And no Gatorade, Slimfast only
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 19, 2015, 11:31:49 PM
Officially eliminated. And then there were three.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 19, 2015, 11:42:01 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on December 19, 2015, 11:26:17 PM
This Jets kicker needs to be on that exercise bike when not on the field kicking.  And no Gatorade, Slimfast only

His name is Fat Randy - all the A&M boys down here rip on him all the time

And there's this dude

https://twitter.com/rofloespn/status/678428084241084416


Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 03, 2016, 12:13:46 PM
Sean Lee was deactivated today

If he played he would have had a $2m raise next season
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 03, 2016, 12:33:44 PM
Could have sworn I just heard Mort saying that he's active. Jerrah must have realized there was a heavy bonus involved.

Hardy gets like 500k if he records 2 sacks today and McFadden needs 3 yards for 250k
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 03, 2016, 12:45:23 PM
Most of the Cowboys fans support his benching too. Gotta save that $2m on the cap!

Sicko's

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 03, 2016, 12:54:40 PM
Where's the evidence that Lee is not legitimately too injured to play in a meaningless game?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 03, 2016, 01:13:53 PM
I think that if Mort reported that he was active that he's at least somewhat healthy. It probably makes perfect sense to sit an injury prone guy in a meaningless game. That said, the bonus was for being active, not starting or even playing.  And I beleive the bonus was for this year, not next, so it wouldn't impact their cap situation.

Sounds like Jerrah just didn't want to pay.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 03, 2016, 01:14:58 PM
Infamous penny pincher, Jerry Jones.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 03, 2016, 01:18:24 PM
Nevermind, I either misheard Mort or he messed up reporting it. It is for next year and Lee needs to play in 80% of the defensive snaps this year in order to get the bonus.

Assuming Dallas plays around their season average of defensive plays today, Lee will drop to 77% and miss out.

Actually can't blame them for sitting him now. No need to run him out there and risk greater injury that could impact next season.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 03, 2016, 01:18:57 PM
Jerrah still sucks though.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 04, 2016, 12:28:23 PM
Now it's being reported that Lee benched himself.  Said it would be "disrespectful" to the coaches and teammates if he played at less than full speed.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 04, 2016, 01:50:01 PM
Jerruh sucks for numerous reasons that are fun to goof on, but he's not an owner I would suspect of farging over a team leader to save 2 million dollars. That's not his usual way of being a fleshpop.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 04, 2016, 02:24:53 PM
yeah theres no more of a players owner than that guy...to a fault a lot of times....in fact it wouldnt suprise me if he paid lee 2 million under the table just so he could get the bonus anyway
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 28, 2016, 07:38:02 PM
QuoteThe Dallas Cowboys will not re-sign impending free agent defensive end Greg Hardy according to Jason Cole of Bleacher Report.
Good lord how much of a pos psychopath do you have to be for Jerry to reject you? Where can he even go from here, Cincy?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 28, 2016, 09:59:23 PM
There's always Washington.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 28, 2016, 10:44:55 PM
Him and Junior Gallete can be the bash brothers
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 19, 2016, 05:21:28 PM
QuoteCowboys defensive end Randy Gregory has been suspended for the first four games of the season for violating the league's substance-abuse policy, Jon Machota of the Dallas Morning News reports. .

According to the league's substance abuse policy, a four-game suspension is handed out after a fourth failed test.
cowboys gone be cowboys
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on February 21, 2016, 02:34:02 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14817630/former-dallas-cowboys-rb-joseph-randle-arrested-fifth-17-months

Meat on the bone, brah!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on February 22, 2016, 10:39:14 AM
They need to sign johnny farg up. Its a match made in texas heaven.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on March 23, 2016, 05:58:25 AM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15047068/jerry-jones-says-not-convinced-link-cte-football

Could this guy be a bigger piece of shtein?

Good God.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on March 23, 2016, 06:10:29 AM
Aids. Jones. Now.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 23, 2016, 09:51:20 AM
Quote from: Rome on March 23, 2016, 05:58:25 AMhttp://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15047068/jerry-jones-says-not-convinced-link-cte-football

Could this guy be a bigger piece of shtein?


Two words:  Daniel Snyder.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 23, 2016, 11:30:53 AM
I think he is also not convinced that carbon emissions and fossil fuels do not impact the environment.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on April 21, 2016, 12:53:54 AM
eagles wont miss him but go nighty nite for a bit demarcus lawrence
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on April 28, 2016, 09:14:45 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15422263/ezekiel-elliott-wears-belly-shirt-nfl-draft
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on April 30, 2016, 12:29:00 AM
wow jerry says greg hardy is dead in dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on April 30, 2016, 01:48:42 AM
Might have something to so with being one of the most overpaid DEs in football last year.

And goodness, how time flies. Has it really been a year since we read this moving and inspirational gem from Jerry's spawn and Exec VP of Brand Marketing:
QuoteCharlotte Jones Anderson understands the public outrage over the signing of Greg Hardy.

Anderson sat down for an extensive interview with The Dallas Morning News before she left Sunday for the NFL Meetings in Phoenix. She calmly addressed the controversy that swirls around the team and pointed to commitments that were in place to help victims of domestic violence long before Hardy arrived.

"We don't believe in throwing people away," Anderson said, noting the club's association with the Salvation Army and The Gatehouse, which celebrates its grand opening Thursday. "The experts have told us it is far better to provide a way out, coupled with educational and rehabilitative services and therapy. That does more to protect the victim and prevent future violence than a zero tolerance policy. We have to trust the advice of the experts.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on May 12, 2016, 03:51:27 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b2/b2/40/b2b24045ffbbb377ba6dcdfb24e20ee5.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on June 13, 2016, 04:56:07 PM
please update your bookmarks to the new and improved bandwagon fan, now with golden state shorts.

(http://media.phillyvoice.com/media/images/Cowboys_fan_zeke.width-800.png)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 13, 2016, 06:24:38 PM
Should be rockin the new awesome plain chef currys lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on June 23, 2016, 10:00:31 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/cowboys-receiver-dez-bryant-left-trash-feces-rented-masnion-article-1.2684290 (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/cowboys-receiver-dez-bryant-left-trash-feces-rented-masnion-article-1.2684290)

this story stinks.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 30, 2016, 03:40:04 PM
Rolando McClain gets himself a nice 10gm suspension

Joining Demarcus Lawrence and Randy Gregory on the suspension list
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on June 30, 2016, 04:59:51 PM
Lol, nice way to reward his team for giving him a new contract.
#culture
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on June 30, 2016, 05:04:06 PM
As long as Jerry is the personnel man, we can expect to see a steady stream of fargups on the Cowboys roster for years to come. It's been a pattern for such a long time now.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on July 19, 2016, 11:18:30 AM
Cowboys draft board leaked (http://www.bloggingtheboys.com/2016/7/18/12208248/all-seven-rounds-of-dallas-cowboys-2016-draft-board-possibly-revealed)

My overall takeaway is that their board must look a lot different from Howie's board.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on July 19, 2016, 12:17:58 PM
It probably wasn't written in crayon, so yeah.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 19, 2016, 01:11:08 PM
Or Hebrew.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 22, 2016, 10:37:31 AM
looks like he will fit right in down there...

http://deadspin.com/ezekiel-elliotts-girlfriend-posts-photos-of-bruises-cl-1784124894?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on July 22, 2016, 10:42:12 AM
He's been the NFL's top jersey sale for the last three months, too. No refunds, right Rog?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on July 22, 2016, 10:48:02 AM
NO MORE "but he has such a bright future"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on July 22, 2016, 01:36:44 PM
It's looking like Elliot's g/f set him up. Bitches be crazy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 22, 2016, 04:01:05 PM
Quote from: SD on July 22, 2016, 01:36:44 PM
It's looking like Elliot's g/f set him up. Bitches be crazy.

Yeah he has a copy of a text apparently where she said she'd ruin him

But...its probably false because we know women dont lie
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 22, 2016, 04:26:09 PM
no one said they didn't lie Donald trump just that they rarely ever lie about being raped
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on July 22, 2016, 05:56:46 PM
1 woman lied so all women lie
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 22, 2016, 05:58:28 PM
Oh just one?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on July 22, 2016, 06:05:25 PM
Are ankle bracelets considered a uniform violation?  They'll be in abundance down at the Jones Penitentiary.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on July 22, 2016, 06:10:41 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 22, 2016, 05:58:28 PM
Oh just one?

1 black guy killed a cop so all black guys kill cops
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on July 24, 2016, 10:35:46 PM
The Cowboys bus killed four people.

https://twitter.com/GinaLazara/status/757377531137843200/photo/1
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 26, 2016, 02:33:44 PM
Rappaport saying randy Gregory suspended for at least 10 games and the cowboys are worried about him never playing again

wtf?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on July 26, 2016, 02:54:41 PM
There was a reason he dropped so far in the draft. They took a chance, it backfired.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 26, 2016, 03:22:30 PM
i don't get the never going to play again part
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 26, 2016, 04:20:41 PM
Lol. Randy Gregory, Greg Hardy, Demarcus Lawrence, Rolando McClain, Joseph Randell...Jerry never saw a turd he didn't like. If Jerry's son wasn't there to stop him, Manziel would likely be on board as well.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on July 26, 2016, 04:40:00 PM
man i hope j sees the bradham news before he comes in here to MOCK
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 26, 2016, 05:42:04 PM
Difference is Bradham threw down while Gregory can't stay away from the dope. Holla at me when an Eagle player gets a multiple drug suspensions. Then I will mock.

until then troll elsewhere, son. Get on down to the DNC and get after some hipsters
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 26, 2016, 05:54:47 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 26, 2016, 05:42:04 PM
Difference is Bradham threw down while Gregory can't stay away from the dope. Holla at me when an Eagle player gets a multiple drug suspensions. Then I will mock.

you aren't saying assaulting another human is better than smoking weed are you?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 26, 2016, 06:49:56 PM
Um no.

Don't be dense.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 26, 2016, 06:57:29 PM
am i crazy or did you not just say what bradham did wasn't as mock worthy as smoking weed and that you wouldn't mock an eagle until they got caught doing drugs
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 26, 2016, 08:13:18 PM
I'll explain it one time

There is no equation on face value of the incidents.

However you have a dude who got into trouble for hitting someone. And you have a dude who has failed five drug tests in 14mo and is a wasted second rounder.

Because I need to spell this out for you and your son - I'm not saying what Bradham did was acceptable or that he shouldn't be reprimanded. He should.

But lil guy is always looking for some reaction so he got it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 26, 2016, 08:32:42 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 26, 2016, 08:13:18 PM
There is no equation on face value of the incidents.

I agree....but youll at least admit that bradhams is worse right?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 26, 2016, 08:36:55 PM
Of course it is because he assaulted someone

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on July 26, 2016, 09:16:18 PM
i dont get this hate i love j

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 26, 2016, 09:51:25 PM
So I can come chill with you next month?!?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 28, 2016, 01:28:17 PM
QuoteCowboys quarterback Dak Prescott was found not guilty Wednesday on charges of driving under the influence and speeding
There's a 53 man roster and 52 weeks in the year. Dallas will have to double up on suspensions, court rulings etc. some week if they want to get through the entire roster in a year.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 03, 2016, 03:29:12 PM
The Boys' backup QB broke his leg. Hell of an offseason this team is having. Paging Nick Foles...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 04, 2016, 12:53:04 AM
Jerruh said they weren't interested in Foles.
Then Kellen Moore got hurt.
Then Stephen Jones said they were interested in Foles.
Then Foles signed with the Chefs.
Then dallas went back to not being interested in Foles.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 04, 2016, 05:31:58 PM
seeing the foles deal reminded just how crazy chase daniels deal is
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 13, 2016, 11:07:18 PM
It pains me that Prescott is a Cowboy

One of my favorite college players
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 14, 2016, 03:50:08 PM
this is something that should pain everyone
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 14, 2016, 04:57:01 PM
Meh.  They get their share of good ones.  It happens.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 14, 2016, 06:03:38 PM
their good ones win Super Bowls the eagle good ones are the bed wetter
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 22, 2016, 06:02:26 PM
dak prescott has looked amazing.....eagles traded a million picks for farging carson wentz
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 22, 2016, 06:10:18 PM
It's preseason homie...I remember when Colt Brennan looked 'amazing' and Chris Steuber was gushing all over him. Rome will be along shortly.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on August 22, 2016, 06:37:41 PM
I remember when Sam Bradford tore Green Bay a new icehole.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on August 22, 2016, 07:05:49 PM
Quote from: SD on August 22, 2016, 06:10:18 PM
It's preseason homie...I remember when Colt Brennan looked 'amazing' and Chris Steuber was gushing all over him. Rome will be along shortly.

Haha.  That was great. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 22, 2016, 07:32:44 PM
I fear Dak is the next Russell Wilson

He was really good in college
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 22, 2016, 08:02:52 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 22, 2016, 07:32:44 PM
I fear Dak is the next Russell Wilson

He was really good in college


even if he sucks they gave up nothing for him....and he almost certainly will be as good or better than MA wentz who the eagles traded a shtein ton for

welcome to philly sports
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on August 22, 2016, 08:34:42 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 22, 2016, 08:02:52 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 22, 2016, 07:32:44 PM
I fear Dak is the next Russell Wilson

He was really good in college


even if he sucks they gave up nothing for him....and he almost certainly will be as good or better than MA wentz who the eagles traded a shtein ton for

welcome to philly sports

The best in the world according to you.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 22, 2016, 11:55:50 PM
couple victim players here i see

well j just might have his scout cap on....the same one that saw such promise in gj kinne
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 23, 2016, 10:16:43 AM
Yeah I never praised GJ Kinne...you're drunk

And I'm like your pops Havas...I watch a ton of college and like Dak
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 23, 2016, 07:11:07 PM
you were pimping gj last year as qb3 5 months after he moved to wr and 2 weeks before he didnt even make the 2nd round of cuts

fact
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 23, 2016, 07:16:29 PM
Pimping is a tad strong of a word no? I don't even remember saying anything much about him

But you're never wrong on any players so congrats
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 23, 2016, 07:19:00 PM
you werent henry joseying him, but you were IN

if chip is 10/10, josey is an 8/10 and bryce harper (who is the only talented person in this example) is a 0/10, id say gj is a 6 on the j pimp-o-meter

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 23, 2016, 07:16:29 PMBut you're never wrong on anything  so congrats

i know, but thank you

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 25, 2016, 10:59:39 PM
Romo got hurt on his first series

Dak come in and looks good and Elliott runs really well

No Bueno

Hopefully he sucks when defenses get real
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 25, 2016, 11:23:31 PM
Romo is hoping so, too.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on August 27, 2016, 03:02:17 PM
Broken Bone in his back...lol

Dak time.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 27, 2016, 03:31:59 PM
He has to call it a career at this point
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 27, 2016, 05:57:13 PM
Dude is peanut brittle. Probably out till mid season. See Zeke for some med marijuana Tony.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 27, 2016, 08:52:26 PM
He's got to retire otherwise he's gonna die or get paralyzed
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 27, 2016, 09:02:58 PM
It's supposedly unrelated to previous injuries but he's running out of torso parts that haven't been rebuilt.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 27, 2016, 09:20:18 PM
Now Dak is gonna ball

Cox told Andy in 2012 to watch out for him. The fourth rounded is going to end up being the best rookie QB this year
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 28, 2016, 10:52:30 AM
dack is better than romo right now....this is great news for Dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 05, 2016, 08:28:52 PM
Romo - broken back
Charles Tapper (draft pick) - pars defect (broken back)
Jaylon Smith - knee injury where the nerve may never be the same
Lawrence - suspended
Gregory - suspended
McClain - suspended

They won't short term IR Romo or Tapper it seems. Their defensive line may be the worst in the NFL. Thornton isn't starting. Their secondary is pretty bad too. And they're carrying two fullbacks

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 05, 2016, 08:32:52 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 05, 2016, 08:28:52 PM
Gregory - suspended

He's suspended for four games. The potential to be suspended for another ten on top of that is still looming.

I heard the Cowboys will wait a few days to get more opinions on Romo's back before they decide to IR him or keep him active. Nothing definitive yet.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 05, 2016, 08:51:24 PM
Either way the next big hit he takes he's likely to crumple again.

I hope Dak shteins the bed. He probably won't but I want him to fail.

Certain sects of the Cowboys fans think Dak's preseason led the Eagles into trading Bradford and accelerating Wentz.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on September 05, 2016, 10:47:58 PM
I don't follow the logic.  Illuminate me.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 05, 2016, 11:20:07 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 05, 2016, 10:47:58 PM
I don't follow the logic. 

because there is none
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 06, 2016, 12:12:21 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 05, 2016, 10:47:58 PM
I don't follow the logic.  Illuminate me.

There is no logic other than them thinking Dak was so good the Eagles panicked and wanted to start their top guy. Utterly stupid.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 08, 2016, 08:13:04 PM
Mr Havas and Orodenker...

Is it ok to mock the fact that the player with the most sacks on the Cowboys roster is Orlando Scandrick?

He's a corner
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on September 11, 2016, 07:29:32 PM
Not saying Prescott doesn't have a future in this league, but he had an unimpressive debut today. Basically managed the game and did nothing to win it.

Elliot was outplayed by Morris. What an idiotic idea picking a RB that high.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on September 11, 2016, 07:30:19 PM
terrance williams is smart

to be fair i think every eagles wr would do the same thing
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on September 12, 2016, 01:17:54 AM
 That was not all on Williams, DRC took the sideline away.  Williams was farged no matter what.

Honestly I though G Men were going to crush the turds.  Really surprised it went to the wire.  The national press has their heads all up Prescott's ass even with the loss.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on September 12, 2016, 03:36:11 AM
It was 3rd down so he didn't have to get a first. I think he had room if he made straight for the sideline before DRC could get him and even if they collided it would be a tough angle for DRC to stop him since DRC would be coming down the sideline and Wms would be coming across the field.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 19, 2016, 07:03:25 PM
QuoteDallas Cowboys defensive end Randy Gregory withdrew the appeal of his 10-game suspension for multiple violations of the NFL's substance abuse policy and now will be suspended 14 games in full, through Week 14, league sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter and Todd Archer on Monday.

Gregory won't be eligible to play this season until Week 16 because the Cowboys have a bye week (Week 7) during the ban.

Eagles should see him in Week 17 unless he gets suspended again.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 26, 2016, 07:46:46 PM
La'el Collins out 6-10 weeks after tearing a ligament in his foot. Wonder if it happened when he got trucked by that LB last night
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 02, 2016, 05:49:15 PM
The Dallas Cowboys' target date for Tony Romo's return is their Week 8 game on Oct. 30 against the Philadelphia Eagles, a source told ESPN's Chris Mortensen.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 02, 2016, 06:13:43 PM
http://deadspin.com/fan-tosses-helmet-at-jerry-jones-hits-him-in-head-1787337495?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on October 20, 2016, 11:52:05 AM
so im listening to the cuz's show this morning and he plays a sound clip of Michael Irvin talking about zeke and the way he "pounds other teams" into submission and how he talks on the sidelines about it.

im paraphrasing here, but he then states that he gets so excited that he gets the urge to go in the bathroom to rub one out.

:paranoid


edit ... actual quote -

"I'm telling you, when I listen to this boy talk about running the football like that, it just makes me want to go in the bathroom and spend some time by myself," Irvin said. "I just love it so much."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 30, 2016, 12:23:42 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/ezekiel-elliott-could-face-lengthy-ban-jerry-jones-spoke-with-nfl-investigator/
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on November 05, 2016, 12:21:36 PM
QuoteThe woman who accused Dallas Cowboys star Ezekiel Elliott of abusing her for five days in July also called police on him months before the NFL Draft, alleging she suffered left shoulder pain from the force of Elliott pushing her up against a wall during an argument that turned physical.

An incident report obtained Friday by USA TODAY Sports from the Aventura (Fla.) Police Department said there were no visible signs of injury and that the accuser declined to go to the hospital after police responded to a call about an altercation at Elliott's apartment Feb. 12.

Elliott wasn't arrested. Terry Chavez, spokesperson for the Miami-Dade State Attorney's office, told USA TODAY Sports the case was not forwarded to prosecutors for review. Chavez said there's no record the accuser pursued charges on her own.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2016/11/04/ezekiel-elliott-florida-police-report/93308292/
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 11, 2016, 08:49:44 PM
Randy Gregory failed another drug test

One year suspension coming
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 15, 2016, 07:40:42 PM
http://dal.247sports.com/Bolt/Charles-Haley-on-helping-Randy-Gregory-Im-done-eff-it-49001246

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on November 20, 2016, 09:20:29 AM
QuoteCowboys linebacker Rolando McClain is reportedly facing another suspension for a full year beyond the suspension he's currently serving, meaning he can't play until late in the 2017 season and may never play again.

Adam Schefter of ESPN reports that the suspension comes because McClain missed another drug test
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 20, 2016, 09:22:17 AM
Purple drank!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on November 20, 2016, 11:15:02 AM
He reportedly put on 40 drank pounds.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on November 20, 2016, 11:16:15 AM
I'd be laughing my ass off at these suspensions if the Cowboys weren't in the middle of a 14-2 season behind a rookie QB and RB that will be playing for the next decade.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 20, 2016, 11:22:32 AM
eagle fans (jimmy kempski is the king of this) love laughing at things that are superior to the eagles...to be fair tho when you havent won a title in 56 years almost everything and everyone is superior to you
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on November 20, 2016, 12:29:24 PM
I can remember the gnashing of teeth from a certain dallas fan around here, bemoaning for 2-3 years how the taterskins got their franchise QB in '12 and laughed at all those who questioned how much they gave up for Griffin in the draft.  The rookie tandem RG and Alfred Morris were the toast of their town and just starting their dynasty. So, we'll see about dallas.The fly in the ointment is Stephen Jones, who is not the buffoon his father is, and is reigning Jerry in more and more each year. And they are continuing to lose their cretins and felons at a rate that will be hard to replace.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 05, 2017, 06:25:13 PM
Randy Gregory suspended for at least one year. Career 3:1 suspension to sack ratio.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 28, 2017, 01:06:39 PM
my god

QuoteIf Adrian Peterson was free, source said Cowboys owner Jerry Jones would pursue him to pair with Zeke Elliott. He'll be free on 3/9
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 28, 2017, 02:24:30 PM
lol...that won't work. Two back system with two studs? No.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on February 28, 2017, 03:11:06 PM
is it too late to revoke the hall of fame selection
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 28, 2017, 03:33:43 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on February 28, 2017, 02:24:30 PM
lol...that won't work. Two back system with two studs? No.

pederson being a stud days are just about over...his rb clock is about to strike midnight at any time....but what he will be is the best back up rb of all time...i do agree there are instances where this easily couldnt work and pederson is still good enough to start but we will know that it wont work before he goes to dallas...if he chooses to go there its because hes willing to take a secondary role....if thats not something hes ready to do then he will go somewhere else....but man the thought of a still really good adrian pederson being a farging back up to zeke and both running behind that line is so nuts
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 28, 2017, 03:48:04 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 28, 2017, 03:33:43 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on February 28, 2017, 02:24:30 PM
lol...that won't work. Two back system with two studs? No.

pederson being a stud days are just about over...his rb clock is about to strike midnight at any time....but what he will be is the best back up rb of all time...i do agree there are instances where this easily couldnt work and pederson is still good enough to start but we will know that it wont work before he goes to dallas...if he chooses to go there its because hes willing to take a secondary role....if thats not something hes ready to do then he will go somewhere else....but man the thought of a still really good adrian pederson being a farging back up to zeke and both running behind that line is so nuts

I wouldn't be shocked to see him end up in a Giants uniform.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 08, 2017, 03:18:09 PM
Sounds like Romo is officially being released tomorrow.

Obviously we have a whole new problem with Dallas to worry about now, but nonetheless i'm glad Romo is gone. He was scary just about every time the Eagles had to play him. Respect.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on March 08, 2017, 03:22:08 PM
Are you serious?

I was the complete opposite. I just knew Romo was going to find a way to keep us in the game. He was my last worry.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 08, 2017, 03:32:31 PM
The only real problem here is that makes it a little harder for the Eagles to find someone dumb enough to trade for Daniels.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 08, 2017, 03:46:13 PM
Quote from: hbionic on March 08, 2017, 03:22:08 PM
I was the complete opposite. I just knew Romo was going to find a way to keep us in the game. He was my last worry.

That's how I feel about Eli.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 11, 2017, 01:41:12 PM
Bad news for the division

Doug Free has retired.

Dude was a turnstile
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 11, 2017, 04:27:44 PM
Free path to the QB.

I'll miss his penalties.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 12, 2017, 12:54:48 PM
do the eagles have a chance at the division in the next decade?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 12, 2017, 01:02:15 PM
If you hold on to Dallas' nuts enough to slow them down, sure.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 12, 2017, 03:09:51 PM
they got six nuts to get thru

I wish it was just Dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on March 12, 2017, 07:21:36 PM
next year when the dak bubble bursts!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 12, 2017, 07:31:43 PM
it's always next year
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 13, 2017, 08:09:30 PM
QuoteDallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott pulled a woman's shirt down -- exposing her bare breast -- during a St. Patrick's Day party in Dallas, TMZ reports.

Elliott was drinking a beer next to a group of people while on the roof of a Dallas bar to watch the St. Patrick's Day Parade on Greenville Ave.

The woman was playing to parade goers and motions at her breasts -- then points to Elliott. Next thing you know, he reaches over and pulls her top down, exposing her bare breast. She scrambles to cover up.
This is sure to help the NFL close up his domestic assault investigation and move on.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on March 18, 2017, 07:31:53 PM
So a 21 year old ignoramus who's been an elite athlete his entire life did something mildly gross and invasive? I'm stunned.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 22, 2017, 10:53:10 AM
You mean pulling a woman's shirt down, or the assault and battery accusation?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on March 22, 2017, 11:42:13 AM
i was in vegas last week and two mouthbreathers i was playing blackjack with were saying this was fine because apparently she flashed people willingly later.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 22, 2017, 11:49:37 AM
why do "snowflakes" sometimes overreact to things that probably arent the biggest deal in the world?

its to combat farg faces like that
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on April 20, 2017, 08:23:52 PM
01: SUN 9/10 vs N.Y. Giants 8:30PM SNF
02: SUN 9/17 at Denver 4:25PM national
03: MON 9/25 at Arizona 8:30PM MNF

04: SUN 10/1 vs L.A. Rams 1PM
05: SUN 10/8 vs Green Bay 4:25PM national
06: BYE
07: SUN 10/22 at San Francisco 4:05PM
08: SUN 10/29 at Washington 4:25PM national
09: SUN 11/5 vs Kansas City 4:25PM national
10: SUN 11/12 at Atlanta 4:25PM national
11: SUN 11/19 vs EAGLES 8:30PM SNF
12: THU 11/23 vs L.A. Chargers 4:30PM national (Thanksgiving)
13: THU 11/30 vs Washington 8:25PM NBC/NFLN
14: SUN 12/10 at N.Y. Giants 4:25PM national
15: SUN 12/17 at Oakland 8:30PM SNF
16: SUN 12/24 vs Seattle 4:25PM national

17: SUN 12/31 at EAGLES 1PM/FLEX

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 20, 2017, 08:25:30 PM
lol they have 2 games not going to at least 90% of the country
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 20, 2017, 08:26:39 PM
Good

Everyone gets to see Dak shtein the bed
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on May 01, 2017, 12:00:18 PM
The Donald Trump of the NFL
QuoteDallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones openly questioned a report from TMZ regarding another failed drug test by suspended defensive end Randy Gregory, Clarence Hill of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reports.

"I would be very skeptical," Jones said Sunday asked about the TMZ report of Gregory not only failing a seventh test but he also blowing off NFL drug treatment officials attempting to contact him, thus putting his future reinstatement and career in jeopardy.

Gregory is already serving a year-long suspension for repeated violations of the NFL's substance abuse policy.

He can apply for reinstatement in December but it hinges on his ability to stay clean and adhere to the treatment program.

Jones said the Cowboys remain very supportive of Gregory and believe he is a great asset to the team.

"We need him on the football field," Jones said. "We do support him absolutely."

Jones even acknowledges that he had optimistic hopes of Gregory returning the league because of possible negotiations to changes to the NFL's drug policy in regards to marijuana.

To that end, however, Jones said that Gregory is in a good place and has a lot of support as he continues to deal with his issues, better than last year and at any time since he's been in the league.

It's one reason why Jones scoffed at the report of Gregory not cooperating with the league officials.

"That's just not right," Jones said. "He is getting a lot of support
6 positive drug tests means there's no way he could possibly have another. #fakenews
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on May 23, 2017, 03:19:24 PM
David Irving popped 4 games for PEDs. One of their most dynamic defensive players down the stretch last season.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 23, 2017, 04:43:09 PM
lolol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 23, 2017, 04:50:52 PM
http://cowboyszone.com/threads/dallas-morning-news-dmn-has-demanded-we-no-longer-allow-their-content-posted-on-cz.378761/

this makes no sense

why would they do that in an age when papers need CLICKS
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on July 05, 2017, 12:40:21 PM
Dak Prescott supposedly used autopen for autographed memorabilia. (http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/19841501/dak-prescott-accused-using-machine-sign-autograph)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 05, 2017, 01:44:17 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000818311/article/cowboys-lb-damien-wilson-arrested-on-assault-charges?campaign=Twitter_atn
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on July 05, 2017, 03:04:51 PM
I feel like the Cowboys have been having a rough offseason.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 05, 2017, 04:53:11 PM
Lol at cowboys. 3 DEs David Irving, Demarcus Lawrence and Randy Gregory all suspended and now this clown Wilson. They still have Greg Hardy on speed dial? No doubt Jerry Jones is the Donald Trump of the NFL.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 17, 2017, 10:52:57 AM
QuoteDallas Cowboys All-Pro running back Ezekiel Elliott was involved in a late-Night altercation at a local bar.

According to multiple reports, Elliott was seen hitting a DJ at the Clutch Bar in Dallas on Sunday night and that the Cowboys have been made aware of the incident.

No arrests have been made and no police reports in the incident have been filed.

The news comes as Elliott is awaiting resolution of an investigation by the National Football League into a domestic violence incident that took place in 2016
lol. cowboys will be cowboys
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 17, 2017, 11:16:30 AM
Club rule #1:  Don't farg with the dj.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on July 17, 2017, 11:49:15 AM
That was the rule where I worked.  That and always leave a couple of lines for the manager in the walk in cooler...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on July 17, 2017, 11:59:26 AM
culture !
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 17, 2017, 01:01:06 PM
The Cowboy way baby
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 24, 2017, 05:20:52 PM
Lucky Whitehead, WR scrub, popped for shoplifting and failure to appear in court.

not likely to make the team, but obviously he's a Cowboy forever
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 25, 2017, 11:39:02 AM
Dallas clearly not doing  a good job in instructing their young players on how to conduct themselves and properly shoplift. This guy shoplifted from Wawa. At least make it something classy like underpants and a cologne tester bottle, like Joseph Randle.

In any case, "Lucky" got cut, but I'm sure he had taken his $1 million career earnings and invested wisely in long term dependable yield financial products to take care of his future.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on July 25, 2017, 12:04:10 PM
Apparently the guy arrested actually wasn't Lucky. (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/07/25/agent-all-charges-dropped-against-lucky-whitehead/)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 25, 2017, 12:29:22 PM
LOL, so the team cut him and he wasn't even the dud that did it? And it wasn't just for shoplifting , it was for failing to show up for court - what a farging circus.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on July 25, 2017, 12:31:34 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on July 25, 2017, 12:29:22 PM
LOL, so the team cut him and he wasn't even the dud that did it? And it wasn't just for shoplifting , it was for failing to show up for court - what a farging circus.

The guy caught shoplifting didn't have an ID, but knew Whitehead's date of birth and social security number, and gave those to the cops.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 25, 2017, 12:36:49 PM
Excellent example of, hang with dogs, get fleas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on July 25, 2017, 12:50:40 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 25, 2017, 12:36:49 PM
Excellent example of, hang with dogs, get fleas.

Well, now that the Cowboys cut him, he won't be hanging around as many criminals anymore.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 25, 2017, 02:38:44 PM
Lol...the ONE time Dallas holds someone accountable and they still farged it up. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on July 25, 2017, 09:37:52 PM
Since I've never heard of dook, I'm assuming he was cut for sucking at the football; not because if this
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 26, 2017, 07:14:32 AM
Quote from: Tomahawk on July 25, 2017, 09:37:52 PM
Since I've never heard of dook, I'm assuming he was cut for sucking at the football; not because if this

yes

people acting like if the guy had done what was alleged that dallas somehow would have been doing some noble thing....a couple items were shoplifted from a friggin wawa...no one should be cut for that....he was cut because he sucked not because dallas was trying to do some great deed for humanity
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 26, 2017, 06:32:11 PM
He was cut not just for the shoplifting but mainly because he didn't show up at his court hearing, and presumably also because he didn't inform the team he was arrested. Which he really wasn't. This plus the fact he wasn't that good and they have a 4th round pick they like instead lead to this edition of circus jerry. Maybe if Cinci cuts Pacman after his latest arrest dallas will pick him up instead.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 26, 2017, 07:41:19 PM
Can he play corner?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 27, 2017, 02:29:26 AM
Yeah he's good, too. But Marv won't let him go.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 29, 2017, 06:50:38 AM
Nolan Carroll doing his thing in Dallas

https://streamable.com/6ginx
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 29, 2017, 08:11:47 AM
that's the bump 'n run 'n fall technique Eagles taught last year.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on July 29, 2017, 02:45:14 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 01, 2017, 08:24:16 PM
QuoteCowboys face fine for having three players suspended
Posted by Charean Williams on August 1, 2017, 7:03 PM EDT

The Cowboys face a fine from the NFL under the league's remittance policy. Damontre Moore's suspension, which was announced last week, gives the Cowboys three suspensions since the league year began.

The NFL is finalizing its remittance policy, according to ESPN's Todd Archer, but the league fined the Cowboys $500,000 last season for suspensions to Rolando McClain, Randy Gregory and Demarcus Lawrence. Based on the 2016 policy, the league would dock the Cowboys 25 percent of the base salaries the suspended players will lose, or roughly $91,000.

However, three other Cowboys — Ezekiel Elliott, Nolan Carroll and Damien Wilson — face suspensions, which could bring the team's fine to the maximum $500,000.

Moore was not with the Cowboys when he received a DWI in December, which led to his two-game suspension, but the Cowboys still are penalized. Receiver Shaq Evans also counts, though he no longer is with the team. The Cowboys released him after the league suspended him four games for violating the substance-abuse policy. David Irving will miss four games for violating the performance-enhancing drugs policy.

The NFL created the club remittance policy to hold teams accountable for acquiring players who have violated league policies.

That pathological POS soon to be hof owner collects more turds than a municipal sewer system. How long before we see Trump sitting with Jerry and Chris Christie in the owners box? It's repulsive that this walking carcass has more NFL influence now than Goodell.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 11, 2017, 12:54:54 PM
Scheft reporting that Zeke is suspended for 6 games for violating personal conduct policy. Guessing he appeals and gets it dropped to 3.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 11, 2017, 01:01:56 PM
my guess would be four but either way its definitely being reduced in lieu of no judicial action
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 11, 2017, 01:43:20 PM
3 games, 4 games, whatever. He ain't doing 6 games for this, that's for damn sure.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 11, 2017, 02:11:55 PM
I hate the Cowboys and I'm glad he was suspended but this is some major bullshtein

QuoteLegal authorities concluded that they could not prove Elliott's guilt beyond a reasonable doubt. Several witnesses, according to sources close to the case, had heard the woman yell at Elliott that she would "ruin his career" when she was unhappy that they would not continue their relationship.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 11, 2017, 02:16:00 PM
i heard the nfl is almost certain he banged her up in some way....i guess the prosecutor was not sure if it could hold up in court

also all the oither dumb shtein hes done im sure played into this

plus the fact that this is the 23 cowboy to be suspended in the last 5 years or something like that....its partially an organization suspension
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 11, 2017, 02:23:37 PM
"almost certain"...that's great, so dude messes with a crazy bitch and she has a bruise and claims an NFL player banged her up he's automatically guilty despite what the actual law thinks.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 11, 2017, 02:25:54 PM
oh he definitely smacked her around...if you know zeke you know he did it....but thats different than being able to prove it in court

thats why he gets four games instead of 2-4 years
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 11, 2017, 02:30:47 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 11, 2017, 02:16:00 PMalso all the oither dumb shtein hes done im sure played into this

This is the main reason I think. They know it's not an isolated, unsubstantiated claim. Zeke is a walking stereotype of the kind of dumb, entitled meathead who does smack women around. No way is this a 6-gamer without all the other shtein floating around about this idiot.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 11, 2017, 02:36:09 PM
knowing he was already under a microscope he tried to pull a girls shirt down in front of thousands of people....the pure idiocy of that is almost worse than hitting a woman
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 11, 2017, 02:39:12 PM
NFLPA allowed this into the CBA so I don't want to hear the players bitch.

Maybe if they'd stand up to the NFL and not let them have carte blanche on suspensions this wouldnt happen
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 11, 2017, 06:34:45 PM
Quote from: SD on August 11, 2017, 02:23:37 PM
"almost certain"...that's great, so dude messes with a crazy bitch and she has a bruise and claims an NFL player banged her up he's automatically guilty despite what the actual law thinks.

If you needed a criminal conviction to discipline/suspend/fire an employee, no one would hire anyone. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 11, 2017, 07:16:16 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/nfl-evidence-establishes-ezekiel-elliott-violent-article-1.3403528

Quote"League investigators interviewed more than a dozen witnesses, including Ms. Thompson, and examined all available evidence, including photographic and digital evidence, thousands of text messages and other records of electronic communications," the NFL's missive explains. "In addition, two medical experts were consulted regarding identification, causation and aging of certain injuries to Ms. Thompson."

The evidence was so convincing that all four of commissioner Roger Goodell's advisors consulted in the case "individually were of the view that there is substantial and persuasive evidence supporting a finding that you engaged in physical violence against Ms. Thompson on multiple occasions during the week of July 16, 2016."

This was just released. Now this^^^^ I understand the suspension.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on August 11, 2017, 07:29:12 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 11, 2017, 02:39:12 PM
NFLPA allowed this into the CBA so I don't want to hear the players bitch.

Maybe if they'd stand up to the NFL and not let them have carte blanche on suspensions this wouldnt happen

Maybe they could ask their union members to not be zesty people while they're at it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 11, 2017, 08:03:49 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 11, 2017, 07:29:12 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 11, 2017, 02:39:12 PM
NFLPA allowed this into the CBA so I don't want to hear the players bitch.

Maybe if they'd stand up to the NFL and not let them have carte blanche on suspensions this wouldnt happen

Maybe they could ask their union members to not be zesty people while they're at it.

speaking of zesty people the nfl just sided with a woman over a man....minute baby steps but still thats pretty remarkable
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on August 11, 2017, 08:43:58 PM
All it took was repeated and overwhelming evidence that he pimp slapped her up and down the block.

Yay?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 11, 2017, 09:14:44 PM
Ewok karma. And newly minted HOFer Jerry just can't believe it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 11, 2017, 09:30:47 PM
Let's be honest, she's partially responsible. And you all know what I mean.

Not only that, he allegedly abused her on July 16, 17th, 19th, and 21st. So she took 4 beatings within a week before deciding that's enough?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 11, 2017, 09:34:11 PM
was actually proud of you... you did so well...then just couldn't help but throw the bait back in the pond...oh well
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 11, 2017, 09:35:18 PM
Any luck at all the suspension will be delayed until the last 6 games.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on August 11, 2017, 09:50:49 PM
Quote from: SD on August 11, 2017, 09:30:47 PM
Let's be honest, she's partially responsible. And you all know what I mean.

Not only that, he allegedly abused her on July 16, 17th, 19th, and 21st. So she took 4 beatings within a week before deciding that's enough?

Maybe you should talk to a shrink or something.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 11, 2017, 09:56:16 PM
SD going to a woman shrink

I'd pay to watch
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 11, 2017, 10:31:42 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 11, 2017, 09:56:16 PM
SD going to a woman shrink

I'd pay to watch

Been there done that
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on August 12, 2017, 05:53:13 AM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/Psychiatrists-couch-007.jpg)

Hit?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 12, 2017, 07:33:24 AM
Depends who's reading.  I'd farg her.  SD would punch her.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 12, 2017, 07:44:17 AM
There's nothing sexier than a professionally dressed woman with glasses
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on August 12, 2017, 12:56:18 PM
What would be sexier in this case would be if the woman was actually hot and not so reminiscent of Mayim Bialik.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 14, 2017, 05:02:44 PM
tim colishaw is on around the horn and said he will be shocked if zekes suspension is reduced...says they have hard evidence of three different times zeke beat her
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 14, 2017, 05:37:22 PM
Is Zeke smart enough to spend 6 weeks away from football without doing something else that will extend his suspension?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 20, 2017, 11:25:25 PM
jaylon smith is unfortunately the real deal
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 28, 2017, 09:39:20 AM
anthony hitchens out for at least 8 weeks
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on September 01, 2017, 09:35:27 AM
Looking more and more like Ewoks suspension is going to get over turned and he might not miss any games.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 05, 2017, 08:26:42 PM
gonna do the full six
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on September 05, 2017, 09:01:33 PM
maybe
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 05, 2017, 09:16:36 PM
He's playing this Sunday, that's for certain.  He could end up missing 2-7 or he could miss nothing this year and have everything decided in the off season, at which point I assume if upheld he'd have to serve the suspension next year. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 22, 2017, 09:20:16 PM
The 5th circuit is hearing Zeke's stay hearing on Oct. 2. That's late enough that if the appeals court issues the stay, he could miss the first Eagles game.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on September 23, 2017, 04:55:28 AM
I'd love to see the suspension upheld and jerruh scrambling to decide whether to just take it lying down, or fight it further but then risk losing ewok in the playoffs instead. Win.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on September 28, 2017, 03:50:19 AM
Quote"Spoke to Jerry Jones of the Dallas Cowboys yesterday," President Trump tweeted on Wednesday morning. "Jerry is a winner who knows how to get things done. Players will stand for Country!"
Merica!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on September 30, 2017, 01:35:11 PM
Eagles first date against dallas is 7 games away and the next is 7 games after that, in week 17. The way the schedule falls, if Ezekiel Elliott gets a 6 game suspension at any point for the rest of the season, he will miss one but only one game v philly.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 30, 2017, 05:59:20 PM
you need to let the dallas thing go....just sayin
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 01, 2017, 01:53:07 AM
Giants suck!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 08, 2017, 08:43:14 PM
Most home losses when scoring 30+ points since 2010
1. Cowboys - 10
2. Saints - 5
2. Bills - 5
4. Giants - 4
5. Lions - 3
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 08, 2017, 08:52:04 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 08, 2017, 08:43:14 PM
Most home losses when scoring 30+ points since 2010
1. Cowboys - 10
2. Saints - 5
2. Bills - 5
4. Giants - 4
5. Lions - 3

least super bowls ever

1. eagles
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 08, 2017, 08:56:44 PM
Go back to the beach

Jerry said he will not play anyone who "disrespects the flag"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on October 08, 2017, 10:02:58 PM
I was actually worried for Jerrah when he took a knee last week.  He did not look stable going down or trying to get back even as he locked arms with several hundred pounds supporting him on both sides.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 08, 2017, 10:04:11 PM
he was propped up by three lombardi's
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 08, 2017, 10:06:37 PM
And a few kilos of coke and like a half dozen whores.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 08, 2017, 10:09:06 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 08, 2017, 10:06:37 PM
And a few kilos of coke and like a half dozen whores.

even better
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 08, 2017, 10:35:00 PM
I'm sure his wife and kids feel that way.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 08, 2017, 11:02:29 PM
How bad was this loss for Dallas? Cowboys held ball for 12:44 of 4th quarter and were outscored 20-10 in period.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 08, 2017, 11:08:32 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 08, 2017, 11:02:29 PM
How bad was this loss for Dallas?

worst ever

but not as bad as their million super bowls
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 08, 2017, 11:09:34 PM
RINGZZZZZZ
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 08, 2017, 11:14:04 PM
super bowls

eagles - 0
cowboys - 5

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on October 09, 2017, 04:43:10 AM
Scoreboard, big scoreboard.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on October 09, 2017, 09:08:04 AM
yeah but da ringz !
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 09, 2017, 08:53:35 PM
where the farging cowboys players at

if dak and zeke both kneeled would jerry actually bench them

we can kill trump pence and all the owners all we want but the players re bitches
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on October 09, 2017, 09:04:17 PM
Watching the shteinshow that is the Cowboys disintegrate is pure awesomeness.   Jones is a bullying scumbag piece of garbage.

The players should collectively take a knee as a giant farg you to him and the rest of this miserable fascist country. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 09, 2017, 09:13:55 PM
it should just be the best three players....call the racist owners bluff...yo jerr you really care about the flag and a song that much or you care about winning
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 09, 2017, 11:29:29 PM
He actually came out and thanked Trump

He then went on to say Trump reminded him of some sort of NFL handbook rules

WTF
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 09, 2017, 11:30:46 PM
zeke and dak should kneel on sunday

farg that old racist slave owning pos
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 09, 2017, 11:37:13 PM
Dak won't bc he's vanilla

Zeke won't bc he's got image problems

Dez doesn't give a farg and should kneel but then again he's had to have Jerry hire baby sitters for him
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on October 10, 2017, 12:13:29 AM
Listened to Simmons' podcast today and someone had a good idea: Dak should be the one to call his bluff. He's on a zesty rookie deal. 

Kneel.  What's he going to do?  Keeping kneeling.  If he cuts you, you get out from your zesty deal and get $20mil a season instantly from some team.  There's no enforcement mechanism against Dak.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 10, 2017, 12:15:11 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 09, 2017, 11:37:13 PM
Dak won't bc he's vanilla

Like yogurt!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on October 11, 2017, 01:31:26 PM
Mike Wilbon basically called Jones a slave owner. 

shtein's about to get real. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 11, 2017, 03:58:54 PM
Stephen Paea has decided to retire.

Cut Carroll and signed Paea...solid off-season.

I know, I know...ringzzzzzzzz and all that but whatever
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 12, 2017, 04:48:15 PM
dont beat ya girl zeke

LOL
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 12, 2017, 05:10:53 PM
Appeals court vacates Ezekiel Elliott injunction. Assuming dallas is still in the playoff hunt and a suspension will carry over into the playoffs, this might get really interesting around week 10. Does dallas/elliott cave and accept the suspension to get him back for the post season or keep trying to fight it and risk his availability?

edit: also, could this create a riff between dallas and elliott if they both want different things?  popcorns
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 17, 2017, 09:13:30 PM
Suspension on hold until at least Oct 30, it looks like.

Sneaky good for the Eagles assuming that Zeke still serves 6 games at some point this season. The Cowboys play Wash on Oct 29.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 17, 2017, 10:24:04 PM
Obviously this is the NFL and the legal system colluding to screw the racists by making sure Zeke is eligible to play against them.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on October 18, 2017, 01:15:02 PM
Dallas gets the 2018 NFL draft.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 19, 2017, 01:04:53 AM
Rog trying to get some cred with Jerrah in case Zeke does get suspended this year?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 19, 2017, 02:06:56 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 19, 2017, 01:04:53 AM
Rog trying to get some head with Jerrah in case Zeke does get suspended this year?
fixed
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on October 19, 2017, 08:39:02 AM
 :paranoid
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 30, 2017, 10:21:52 PM
Zeke suspended...again
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 30, 2017, 10:59:26 PM
lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 31, 2017, 07:41:35 AM
Happy to see this, especially since the Cousinsfargers are now pretty much out of the division race.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on October 31, 2017, 08:25:54 AM
yeah but, ringZZZZz !
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on November 03, 2017, 10:24:07 AM
Here we go again. Zeke playing on Sunday.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 03, 2017, 10:40:48 AM
thats huge cause its a very losable game this week
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Butchers Bill on November 03, 2017, 12:38:21 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 03, 2017, 10:24:07 AM
Here we go again. Zeke playing on Sunday.

The suspension would have been over by now if they had just let it go.  Now there is a legit chance this effects their playoff chances.  Dumbasses. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on November 03, 2017, 12:43:56 PM
jerrah - he'll cut you if you kneel during the anthem, but he'll battle to keep you on the field if you slap women around.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 04, 2017, 12:42:20 AM
holy shtein dak has 46 td and 8 int in his career
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on November 07, 2017, 11:19:16 AM
(http://www.nbcsports.com/philadelphia/sites/csnphilly/files/styles/article_hero_image/public/2017/10/18/usatsi_10308263_138566172_lowres.jpg?itok=0GCigoVc)
Jerry: Good god, do I have to do this? Does hand gel work on sleeves, too?
Scandrick: Good god, do I have to do this? Does hand gel work on arms, too?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 09, 2017, 03:39:27 PM
get the farg out zeke
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on November 09, 2017, 04:50:27 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 09, 2017, 03:39:27 PM
get the farg out zeke

I won't believe it until the first snap of their game this week and he's not out there. #Jerrahmagic
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on November 09, 2017, 05:22:14 PM
he is out until at least dec 1. that is next appeal.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 12, 2017, 10:12:08 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/11/12/owners-have-their-own-nuclear-option-for-dealing-with-jerry-jones/amp/

That would be funny
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on November 13, 2017, 12:22:46 AM
It' wouldn't be the first time a cowboys owner was forced to sell his team. As much as I'd love to see Jerry Jones eradicated from the NFL and from the planet, it probably wouldn't the the best thing for the Eagles.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on November 13, 2017, 12:33:12 AM
Thinking about ways to get Jerry to sell for being a douche, but the Browns are over there being the fargin' Browns for 20 years and nobody cares.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on November 13, 2017, 01:50:43 AM
Well, that was fugly and it goes to show you the lack of depth that Dallas has beyond their starters. Green shouldn't even be allowed back in Dallas, that was one of the worst individual performances I've seen in my life by an offensive lineman in over forty years of watching football. If you had told me I would end up missing Doug Free after he retired, I would have laughed in your face. I hope Dak has one good farging insurance policy because he might need it and Wentz is going to have a field day next week.

Safe to say that all Philly has to do is stay healthy and basically put it on cruise control to win the NFCE. Dallas will be lucky to finish above .500 at this point and should just tank the season for a decent draft pick, if they don't farg that up too. Oh well, I should be used to it after over twenty years of mediocrity. I guess it could be worse though, I could be a Browns fan.

Anyway, not that you'll need it but good luck next week. No injuries on either side, go Cowgirls. *Sigh*
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on November 13, 2017, 09:43:40 PM
QuoteJerry Jones officially is on notice.

According to Ken Belson of the New York Times, the six owners on the NFL's Compensation Committee have sent a letter to the Cowboys owner telling him to cease and desist with his efforts to block Commissioner Roger Goodell's contract extension.

The letter mentions a range of possible sanctions, including fines, stripping of draft picks, and suspending Jones. (PFT reported on Sunday night that some owners have discussed the possibility of initiating a proceeding aimed at forcing Jones to sell the team.)

The Compensation Committee currently consists of Falcons owner Arthur Blank, Chiefs owner Clark Hunt, Giants co-owner John Mara, Patriots owner Robert Kraft, Steelers owner Art Rooney II, and Texans owner Bob McNair.

Belson's latest article also mentions something that PFT has consistently reported, and that others in the media have pooh-poohed: Some owners believe that Jones instigated Papa John's CEO John Schnatter to publicly disparage the league during a recent earnings conference call, blaming reduced corporate revenues on the NFL's current controversies and ratings declines.
Jones is one turd in a bowl full of them, but he's the one that sinks to the bottom. I doubt this goes anywhere but it would be awesome if he does receive some kind of sanction. It's like he's trying to throw his weight around but broke his feeble hip.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on November 20, 2017, 08:50:05 AM
I was going to post a snotty comment about Prescott not being the bestest QB ever, but I won't.

No need to showboat. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on November 20, 2017, 08:59:36 AM
Quote from: Rome on November 20, 2017, 08:50:05 AM
I was going to post a snotty comment about Prescott not being the bestest QB ever, but I won't.

No need to showboat.

you're evolving.  :yay
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: GeneralZOD on December 12, 2017, 06:22:08 PM
Got a question yall...

Dude around here screamin for Birdz to get Tony Romo, and I said it's bad idea (or course...)

Tryna talk some sense into him but let me know if I am mistaken...

Has there ever been any player in Eagles history that came directly from Dallas that made a positive impact?

I think every player that we got directly from them sucked ballz as an Eagle... let me know
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 12, 2017, 08:12:43 PM
Off hand I don't recall a player coming from Dallas who was good for the Eagles.

Romo isn't in football shape and his back is paper mache. Anyone wanting to sign him needs their head checked.

It'll be like when Andy wanted to sign Aikman after McNabb went down in 02
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 12, 2017, 09:03:44 PM
Get Kap
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 12, 2017, 09:13:28 PM
I mean, Romo winning a super bowl with the Eagles would be the most hilarious thing ever, but even if he wanted to play he's too fragile to be doing so.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 12, 2017, 09:25:14 PM
Quote from: GeneralZOD on December 12, 2017, 06:22:08 PM
Got a question yall...

Dude around here screamin for Birdz to get Tony Romo, and I said it's bad idea (or course...)

Tryna talk some sense into him but let me know if I am mistaken...

Has there ever been any player in Eagles history that came directly from Dallas that made a positive impact?

I think every player that we got directly from them sucked ballz as an Eagle... let me know

Most notable former Cowboys I can remember are Chris Boniol, Kelvin Martin, Hershel Walker, and Demarco Murray.

Not sure if Martin and Walker count since they played elsewhere between Dallas and Philly. Regardless, 3 of the 4 were terrible and Walker was pretty good, but probably under utilized.   
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on December 12, 2017, 09:39:28 PM
Murray wasn't terrible; just terribly mis-used.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 12, 2017, 09:49:10 PM
TO was real good on the eagles and pretty good on the cowboys
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 12, 2017, 09:49:12 PM
He didn't work out and was terrible for the Eagles.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 12, 2017, 09:50:12 PM
Quote from: MDS on December 12, 2017, 09:49:10 PM
TO was real good on the eagles and pretty good on the cowboys

I didn't know he played for Dallas before the Eagles.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 12, 2017, 09:56:47 PM
Rodney Peete came directly from the Cowboys too. In spite of my fond memories of that Lions beatdown, he sucked overall.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on December 12, 2017, 09:59:30 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 12, 2017, 09:50:12 PM
Quote from: MDS on December 12, 2017, 09:49:10 PM
TO was real good on the eagles and pretty good on the cowboys

I didn't know he played for Dallas before the Eagles.

didnt he say both ways
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 12, 2017, 10:32:52 PM
There's no way of knowing.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on December 12, 2017, 10:36:20 PM
You can delete posts now?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 12, 2017, 11:40:48 PM
Quote from: MDS on December 12, 2017, 09:59:30 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 12, 2017, 09:50:12 PM
Quote from: MDS on December 12, 2017, 09:49:10 PM
TO was real good on the eagles and pretty good on the cowboys

I didn't know he played for Dallas before the Eagles.

didnt he say both ways

No.

Quote from: GeneralZOD on December 12, 2017, 06:22:08 PM
Has there ever been any player in Eagles history that came directly from Dallas that made a positive impact?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on December 12, 2017, 11:43:14 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 12, 2017, 11:40:48 PM
Quote from: MDS on December 12, 2017, 09:59:30 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 12, 2017, 09:50:12 PM
Quote from: MDS on December 12, 2017, 09:49:10 PM
TO was real good on the eagles and pretty good on the cowboys

I didn't know he played for Dallas before the Eagles.

didnt he say both ways

No.

Quote from: GeneralZOD on December 12, 2017, 06:22:08 PM
Has there ever been any player in Eagles history that came directly from Dallas that made a positive impact?

With all the digging you had to find that post, you're going to put dio out of work
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 13, 2017, 05:40:16 AM
Leave me out of this.  Get Kap.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 13, 2017, 09:21:26 AM
I dig what you're saying.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on December 13, 2017, 09:32:35 AM
get kap and when the dallas game is well in hand, put him in to throw a touchdown and then wave to jerrah up in the box.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 13, 2017, 09:37:51 AM
Chris Long's reaction when they win the SB with Kaep.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/h2y7T4LSXgre/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Zanshin on December 13, 2017, 10:36:58 AM
I can't tell if people are serious about the "get Kap" stuff. I can't think of a legitimate football reason why anyone would want him. He's long removed from playing at this point, didn't look great or consistent when he played most recently (in addition to being a frail-looking shadow of his former self), has no experience with the O, coaches or players, and would obviously be yet another distraction at a time when the team can least afford it. That would be grasping at some serious straws. The Romo thing doesn't make sense, but the Kap thing makes less, at least in this situation at this point in the season.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on December 13, 2017, 10:44:47 AM
why do you hate big fros so much ?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 13, 2017, 11:10:22 AM
Nose. He said he hates a big nose so much. You misunderstood.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Zanshin on December 13, 2017, 11:26:49 AM
I don't hate anything...other than possibly ideas that would be horrible for the team at this point. And even then, let's just be honest, I'm dead enough inside to shake it off pretty quickly.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 13, 2017, 11:37:29 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on December 13, 2017, 10:36:58 AM
I can't tell if people are serious about the "get Kap" stuff. I can't think of a legitimate football reason ...

I'm serious.  He would be a fantastic back up to Foles in case he gets hurt this week.  Plug Kap in, let him run and gun.  And Lurie is liberal.  Windmills.  If Kap gets hurt in the NFCCC, then get Romo for the Super Bowl.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 13, 2017, 11:49:50 AM
I'd have no problem at all with signing Kap as a backup. Would have even less problem of signing him and letting Foles start for a few weeks and then throwing Kap out there week 17 to see how he does. 

But mostly I just want to see Philly and South Jerz trumpers have meltdowns. This team is dead in the water, so I need something else to entertain me and that would be as entertaining as anything.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Zanshin on December 13, 2017, 12:10:34 PM
It would be the ultimate "farg it" move, because it makes no legitimate sense. I'm not entirely convinced they're dead yet. I'm not excited, but weirder things have happened than Foles (who has played well before) not being awful...provided they can protect him, of course, which is the bigger if. But it's not Madden...you don't just pick up QBs, plug them in and feel good about winning games.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 13, 2017, 12:12:31 PM
I wish Wentz would have gotten this injury out of the way earlier so they could have gotten Cutler.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on December 13, 2017, 12:15:58 PM
the obvious answer is vick.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on December 14, 2017, 11:30:05 AM
I will say (and then *duck*) that I would have actually put a call in to Romo.   It's certainly possible he's not in physical shape/doesn't have the capacity to play, and I doubt he'd be interested anyway, but the goal this year is to win a SB.  I don't know that they could do that with the best possible version of Foles.  It seems more likely with Romo to me, even if the odds are still extremely marginal.  The biggest problem would be the timeframe to actually learn the offense - I wouldnt want his first game being the playoffs, but I don't think he'd have time to learn it quickly enough to start before then.

^^ it's all irrelevant anyway because there's no chance it would happen, but I would have considered it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on December 14, 2017, 11:33:32 AM
How is Romo a consideration over Kap?

Kap won just as many or more playoff games than Romo. He'd be in better position to absorb a hit from a gust of wind before folding. They'd both have the same experience.

There's no bigger loser (on the field) than Romo. That's why I wanted him to be the Cowboys QB forever.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 14, 2017, 12:01:31 PM
Honestly I don't see how either of them is a consideration. If Foles goes down, they are 100% farged instead of 95% farged, it's that simple.

Kap would have made sense if a guy went down early in the season -- I thought the Packers should have signed him. But his style is so different from Foles (or from Wentz for that matter) that the team would have to craft a whole new offense around what he can do. Teams have been moving toward having backups that are similar for precisely that reason, which is part of what has been hurting Kap.

Romo's done. I've seen no indications that he even wants to play again. I think he relishes being the old retired footballer now. Might as well talk about bringing in Brett Favre.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 20, 2017, 03:35:30 PM
Stranger things have happened but I'd put below 10% odds on any of these teasers hitting.

QuoteThe Dallas Cowboys can reach the postseason if one of the following scenarios plays out:

1. Win last 2 games + ATL loses last 2 games + DET loses 1 of last 2 games

2. Win last 2 games + CAR loses last 2 games + DET loses 1 of last 2 games

3. Win last 2 games + NO loses last 2 games + DET loses 1 of last 2 games

4. Win last 2 games + CAR loses last 2 games + NO loses last 2 games
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 21, 2017, 06:14:09 PM
After Jerry Jones finally taking a knee - to the nutsack - his lackey business friend is, too.
QuoteThe CEO of Papa John's is on the way out two months after criticizing the NFL over the national anthem controversy. John Schnatter, the pizza chain's founder, will step down next month, the company announced Thursday.

Schnatter will remain chairman, but Chief Operating Officer Steve Ritchie will assume chief executive duties January 1.

Schnatter blamed NFL player protests for the company's disappointing third-quarter earnings and criticized NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell for failing to solve the issue. Some believed Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, in what became a failed attempt to derail Goodell's extension, put Schnatter up to his rant, which draw widespread attention.

Jones owns more than 100 Papa John's stores and has appeared in commercials for the company.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 24, 2017, 09:22:10 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DR0UJdcUIAYh5pF.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on December 24, 2017, 09:49:21 AM
That's awesome
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 24, 2017, 03:05:44 PM
Poor taste I can handle, but I can't get past the double negative.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 24, 2017, 04:08:32 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on December 24, 2017, 03:05:44 PM
Poor taste I can handle, but I can't get past the double negative.

Agreed.

Well, it's come to this. If the Cowboys win out and the Panthers beat the Falcons, they're in.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on December 24, 2017, 07:21:04 PM
I wish Romo was calling this game
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on December 28, 2017, 03:58:50 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 24, 2017, 04:08:32 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on December 24, 2017, 03:05:44 PM
Poor taste I can handle, but I can't get past the double negative.

Agreed.

Well, it's come to this. If the Cowboys win out and the Panthers beat the Falcons, they're in.

So much for that. Good luck on Sunday
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 06, 2018, 07:54:52 PM
They hired Kellen Moore their third string QB as QB coach

Lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 09, 2018, 12:12:00 PM
Kellen Moore:  Future Dallas Cowboys Head Coach
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on January 09, 2018, 12:40:22 PM
If you can't do, teach
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Zanshin on January 09, 2018, 03:14:54 PM
Inept QBs coaching? lol....Imagine if Doug Pederson ever got to coach? Oh, wait....
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 09, 2018, 04:53:40 PM
So Cole Beasly thinks he's a rapper now. (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-cole-beasley-drops-rap-single-gets-dissed-again-by-philly-reporter/)

Eskin is trash but his tweet was better than any part of that song.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on February 08, 2018, 12:42:38 AM
I know you guys already have a lot of jerk off material lately, but...

Jerry Jones: 'I screamed into my pillow' watching Eagles in SB (https://247sports.com/nfl/dallas-cowboys/Bolt/Dallas-Cowboys-owner-Jerry-Jones-I-screamed-into-my-pillow-watching-Eagles-in-SB-114795515)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 08, 2018, 12:59:01 AM
I honestly didn't even think about the Cowboys or Jerrah or their fans once until sometime Monday afternoon.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 10, 2018, 07:49:49 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVr46h6W0AE0vU0.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 13, 2018, 08:37:51 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV6iyazUMAAAX6H.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV6zasaUMAAEe08.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 13, 2018, 09:03:14 AM
Who is that?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 13, 2018, 09:05:02 AM
some meth head dallas fan who lives in philly that made a bet if the eagles won hed cover up his star with an eagle tattoo
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 13, 2018, 09:08:47 AM
That guys way too fat to be a meth head
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on February 13, 2018, 09:09:24 AM
the original star tat looks awful and the eagles helmet looks even worse

white trash to the core my god
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on February 13, 2018, 09:09:34 AM
Look at that facial hair and tell me he's not an addict.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 13, 2018, 09:10:52 AM
I like the Indian girl tatt on his forearm. I'll bet he identifies himself as Native American.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Zanshin on February 13, 2018, 10:06:08 AM
Quote from: AO1 on February 13, 2018, 09:10:52 AM
I like the Indian girl tatt on his forearm. I'll bet he identifies himself as Native American.

I thought Sarge just let himself go a little.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on February 13, 2018, 01:42:15 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on February 13, 2018, 10:06:08 AM
Quote from: AO1 on February 13, 2018, 09:10:52 AM
I like the Indian girl tatt on his forearm. I'll bet he identifies himself as Native American.

I thought Sarge just let himself go a little.

Interesting...I thought Sarge started working out a little
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on February 13, 2018, 01:45:12 PM
I appreciate that he kept his nips covered. Gotta keep it child safe.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 13, 2018, 03:01:59 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on February 13, 2018, 01:42:15 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on February 13, 2018, 10:06:08 AM
Quote from: AO1 on February 13, 2018, 09:10:52 AM
I like the Indian girl tatt on his forearm. I'll bet he identifies himself as Native American.

I thought Sarge just let himself go a little.

Interesting...I thought Sarge started working out a little

I haven't worked out in at least a year. And it shows. :(

Also, I'm a huge fan of the mom tat.  Funny thing is those terrible tattoos are probably the best life choices he's ever made.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 13, 2018, 07:47:24 PM
I have a mom tattoo.  Of the tattoos I have, only four, and they are all stupid, it is the least stupid.  But not by much.

And to be clear, I would totally get another tattoo.  I just can't spend money on frivolous shtein anymore. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on February 14, 2018, 08:51:49 AM
On the swell of your back, you should get one of a vagina hanging onto a clothesline with the caption "hang in there kitty"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 23, 2018, 12:52:27 PM
bagged alan hurns
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 30, 2018, 03:17:59 PM
Jerry on Randy Gregory:

QuoteHe's one of the smartest people that have played this game. By documentation he is. So he's smart. That's a tremendous step. Of course he's had that same IQ since he's had these issues. That's the issues. This is definitely a medical issue. There's no doubt in my mind (it's) medical. That's another campaign right there.

Keep in mind this is a player who had to give up his scholarship to Purdue because he was academically disqualified, and who has ruined his career ever since the combine, because he can't stop smoking weed.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 30, 2018, 05:19:39 PM
Really this could just as easily go in the what's wrong with this world thread. It boggles the mind how such a consistently ill spoken buffoon can be a self made billionaire, and even more so how this isn't unique. Wonder if Randy Gregory is as as intelligent as Greg Hardy was a team leader.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on April 03, 2018, 07:04:11 PM
nothing boggles the mind more than your obsession with Dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on April 03, 2018, 11:07:54 PM
Everything in the world is more mind-boggling than an Eagles fan's hatred of the Cowboys
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on April 13, 2018, 12:24:52 PM
dez didnt catch the roster spot
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on April 13, 2018, 01:43:12 PM
Quote from: MDS on April 13, 2018, 12:24:52 PM
dez didnt catch the roster spot

Nope, true to form. Rumblings are he mentioned seeing Dallas twice a year so maybe he expects to land on another NFCE team. Sounds like a move Dan Snyder of the Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Persons would make.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on April 13, 2018, 02:38:33 PM
Quote from: EJ72 on April 13, 2018, 01:43:12 PMSounds like a move Dan Snyder of the Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Persons would make.

I agree 100%. Also sounds like a move Dez would make.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on April 13, 2018, 02:56:18 PM
Sorry to see him go, teams with a shteinhead like that don't win SBs. Hope OBJ stays with the NYG for the same reason. At least Jerry isn't retiring.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on April 13, 2018, 04:55:31 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on April 13, 2018, 02:56:18 PM
Sorry to see him go, teams with a shteinhead like that don't win SBs. Hope OBJ stays with the NYG for the same reason. At least Jerry isn't retiring.

Don't blame you, for every acrobatic catch he made there was one that clunked off his hands. He was overrated as hell the last few years and was making too much coin for his production.

I forgive you for bringing up the "J" word.  ;)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on April 13, 2018, 05:00:04 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on April 13, 2018, 02:38:33 PM
Quote from: EJ72 on April 13, 2018, 01:43:12 PMSounds like a move Dan Snyder of the Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Persons would make.

I agree 100%. Also sounds like a move Dez would make.

Cool, he can drop passes for them now.

I'm sick of hearing about the shtein on NFL Network though, it's not like this is Jerry Rice being cut. Quit feeding the blockhead's ego already.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on April 13, 2018, 06:51:35 PM
Heard Deion on Stephen A. earlier.  He made it sound like it was the end of the world.  No, Jerrah's the end of the world.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on April 13, 2018, 07:35:17 PM
Witten's almost certainly gone next year if whether he retires or not.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on April 13, 2018, 07:56:10 PM
Bryant and the Cowboys going their separate ways is the first time Dez has experienced separation since 2014.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on April 14, 2018, 01:01:39 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on April 13, 2018, 07:35:17 PM
Witten's almost certainly gone next year if whether he retires or not.

That's probably a pretty good bet. Damn shame if he retires without a ring after his career but the writing's on the wall. Still think he should be a first ballot HOFer.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on April 14, 2018, 01:04:41 AM
Quote from: Don Ho on April 13, 2018, 06:51:35 PM
Heard Deion on Stephen A. earlier.  He made it sound like it was the end of the world.  No, Jerrah's the end of the world.

Deion's one of the biggest Dez homers in the universe so that doesn't surprise me. I wish he would shut up, listening to him talk is almost as painful as listening to Emmitt.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on April 14, 2018, 07:51:21 AM
Dallas 2018 dead cap for Romo and Dez:  $16.9M

Eagles 2018 cap for Wentz and Jeffery: $11.25M


Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on April 14, 2018, 09:01:00 AM
Quote from: EJ72 on April 14, 2018, 01:01:39 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on April 13, 2018, 07:35:17 PM
Witten's almost certainly gone next year if whether he retires or not.

That's probably a pretty good bet. Damn shame if he retires without a ring after his career but the writing's on the wall. Still think he should be a first ballot HOFer.

If they're serious about rebuilding now, they might as well trade him to the Patriots for a 6th round pick.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Zanshin on April 16, 2018, 01:47:17 PM
Quote from: EJ72 on April 14, 2018, 01:01:39 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on April 13, 2018, 07:35:17 PM
Witten's almost certainly gone next year if whether he retires or not.

That's probably a pretty good bet. Damn shame if he retires without a ring after his career but the writing's on the wall. Still think he should be a first ballot HOFer.

Second best TE of that draft class. (after the immortal LJ Smith, obviously)

:paranoid
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on April 27, 2018, 02:30:05 PM
https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/989900384872300546
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on April 27, 2018, 05:27:37 PM
Oh goodie. Another ex-Cowboy in the booth.  Can't have enough of them. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on April 27, 2018, 06:52:30 PM
I liked Romo at first but now he sucks. He tries to make the whole broadcast about himself and his amazing kreskin abilities to predict the upcoming play.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on April 27, 2018, 07:31:44 PM
I had to look up Kreskin.

Nice one Eagaholic.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on April 28, 2018, 08:47:40 PM
So Dallas traded for Tayvon Austin. I guess they're building the offense around the idea of Dak not having time to throw.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on May 04, 2018, 12:50:46 AM
Happy retirement to Jason Witten. Love/hate Dallas or not, the man was a farging football player and a class act.

Farging crime he retires without a SB ring though.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 04, 2018, 07:11:25 AM
I've never cared for him, but neither did I dislike the man.  It's a fine thing indeed that the Eagles linebackers don't have to face him any more.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 07, 2018, 09:54:08 PM
Eagles took LJ Smith ahead of him

Goddamn fumbling machine
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 07, 2018, 10:10:34 PM
My image of that guy is him running while holding the ball as far from his own body as possible. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 08, 2018, 09:58:45 AM
LJ has as many super bowl touchdown receptions as witten has playoff touchdown receptions
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on May 08, 2018, 10:07:57 AM
lj smith's last year in the nfl was brent celek's 2nd year on the eagles
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on June 05, 2018, 11:46:03 AM
http://www.tmz.com/2018/06/05/ezekiel-elliott-dak-prescott-buy-penis-guns-clubbing/ (http://www.tmz.com/2018/06/05/ezekiel-elliott-dak-prescott-buy-penis-guns-clubbing/)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on June 05, 2018, 11:54:00 AM
The comments section in that thread is really awesome.  Racism, homophobia, impotent victimized white male rage... just like the EMB. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on June 05, 2018, 12:11:00 PM
Quote from: Rome on June 05, 2018, 11:54:00 AM
The comments section in that thread is really awesome.  Racism, homophobia, impotent victimized white male rage... just like the EMB.

Just about anywhere, unfortunately.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on June 05, 2018, 03:40:19 PM
Wasting your time reading comments is probably worse than wasting your time by leaving one
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on July 25, 2018, 08:26:48 PM
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/24192764/dallas-cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-says-donald-trump-interest-anthem-issue-problematic

I can't imagine there are too many more loathesome pieces of subhuman trash than Jones and Babyhands.

Gotta love the "our policy is..." line of shtein.  Go ahead and start fining or otherwise disciplining your players, Jerry.  See how that works out for you when free agency starts. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on July 25, 2018, 08:39:28 PM
But he was so happy to get his photo op last year on the field with his players.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on July 27, 2018, 11:21:14 AM
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/24207562/stephen-jones-players-stand-cowboy


Deplorables FTL. 

I would beg them to draft me just so I could tell that fargface to jam a screwdriver up his ass. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 27, 2018, 12:16:17 PM
they are so full of shtein....if dak and zeke kneeled before a game im not sure they would miss a quarter of football much less be released
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on July 27, 2018, 02:30:44 PM
Quote from: Rome on July 25, 2018, 08:26:48 PM
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/24192764/dallas-cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-says-donald-trump-interest-anthem-issue-problematic

I can't imagine there are too many more loathesome pieces of subhuman trash than Jones and Babyhands.

Gotta love the "our policy is..." line of shtein.  Go ahead and start fining or otherwise disciplining your players, Jerry.  See how that works out for you when free agency starts.

Quote from: Malcolm JenkinsJeffrey has been very supportive of us from the beginning. I don't see Jeffrey as a bully like Jerry Jones is. Lucky for me I don't play for the Cowboys. Nor would I want to. I think it's unfortunate that you have owners like him that use his position to intimidate and intentionally thwart even the idea of his players thinking individually or having a voice about issues that affect their communities daily, which is unfortunate. But for them, hopefully you'll have guys challenge that and they'll have my full support.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on July 27, 2018, 02:41:20 PM
farg Chase Utley.  Malcolm Jenkins is the MAN.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on July 28, 2018, 01:50:05 PM
Dez out there lowering his price tag.

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/24213397/dez-bryant-goes-dallas-cowboys-front-office-players
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on July 31, 2018, 06:55:30 AM
https://sports.yahoo.com/dallas-sports-anchor-dale-hansen-blasts-jerry-jones-wearing-hat-national-anthem-230635060.html?.tsrc=daily_mail&uh_test=2_05

Lolz
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 31, 2018, 07:07:30 AM
Dale is legend. Inimitable delivery.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on July 31, 2018, 07:31:42 AM
Jones is a steaming pile of hypocritical East Texas horseshtein.  Can't wait to hear all the MAGA-lovers out there defending him. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on July 31, 2018, 08:01:44 AM
practice ? we talking practice ?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 01, 2018, 09:20:17 PM
Quote from: Rome on July 31, 2018, 07:31:42 AM
Jones is a steaming pile of hypocritical East Texas horseshtein.  Can't wait to hear all the MAGA-lovers out there defending him.

jerry is from arkansas and by proxy dfw

east texas is something else
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on August 05, 2018, 10:40:09 PM
https://twitter.com/mumbles_j/status/1025768033023926272
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 22, 2018, 09:20:32 PM
Travis Frederick diagnosed with Guillain-Barre syndrome. Most likely out for the year I'd imagine, and after that who knows. Sucks for him, at least he signed big contract last year and renegotiated it this year for more signing bonus.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on August 23, 2018, 12:58:56 AM
Quote from: Eagaholic on August 22, 2018, 09:20:32 PM
Travis Frederick diagnosed with Guillain-Barre syndrome. Most likely out for the year I'd imagine, and after that who knows. Sucks for him, at least he signed big contract last year and renegotiated it this year for more signing bonus.

Yeah, seems like a solid guy and recovery will likely depend on the severity. The "vaunted" Dallas OL has been taking some serious hits recently and it's basically the backbone of the team..
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 23, 2018, 05:00:35 AM
ESPN says this morning "he might miss a few weeks of the season"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 23, 2018, 08:48:59 AM
Mark Schlereth missed half a season with it in the 90s and then played for another 7 years. Seems to be the only documted NFL experience with it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 23, 2018, 09:35:43 AM
physically he could probably play tomorrow but it probably takes a month or two to get the legal in order to allow him to play with it so everyones asses are covered
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 23, 2018, 11:41:38 AM
Quote from:  UK National Health Service Website via quick Google searchMost people eventually make a full recovery from Guillain-Barré syndrome, but this can take a long time and some people have long-term problems. The time it takes to recover can vary from a few weeks to a few months, or sometimes several years. The vast majority of people recover within a year.

I can't even make a guess.  I don't even play a doctor on TV.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hbionic on August 23, 2018, 12:48:19 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on August 23, 2018, 11:41:38 AMI don't even play a doctor on TV.

This is what hurts your credibility the most. Maybe you should consider playing one?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on August 24, 2018, 09:59:59 AM
I hope to have a disease named after me someday
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on September 01, 2018, 01:01:21 PM
https://twitter.com/DavidSmoak/status/1035903456295510016
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 02, 2018, 10:51:28 AM
They cut Dan Bailey

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 09, 2018, 02:16:07 PM
Never change, Dallas.

QuoteDallas Cowboys defensive end Randy Gregory, who will play in his first regular-season game since 2016 on Sunday, suffered a substance-abuse relapse last month that the NFL could rule on as early as this week, league sources told ESPN.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on September 09, 2018, 02:21:45 PM
"suffered" a relapse, lol

You know, on the one hand I get this language about drug addiction being a disease and all,  a sickness that people are afflicted with and from which they suffer, and I get that the attempt is to de-stigmatize people who are addicted, etc.

On the other hand, LMFAO..put down the farging crack pipe icehole, I ain't got no sympathy for you and stay the farg away from my people.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 09, 2018, 02:35:24 PM
It seems like his problem is with marijuana, which isn't even physically addictive. It's not a disease, it's a habit like being addicted to video games or potato chips. I get that changing habits is difficult, but this is costing him millions of dollars and ruining his career.

He's well past the point where he should have hired a minder to slap his wrist every time he reaches for the ganja, if he's even a remotely responsible and serious person. It's dumb that weed is stigmatized and banned, but I used to have a job where I was tested, and do you know how I avoided getting fired? By not smoking while I had that job.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 09, 2018, 07:37:52 PM
I'm really glad that Dak turned out to not be a good QB.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on September 09, 2018, 08:50:45 PM
Since Week 14 of the 2017 Season:

Carson Wentz: 1 Game, 4 TD's, 1 INT, 100.8 QB Rating, 1 SB Ring
Dak Prescott: 4 Games, 1 TD, 4 INT's, 68.8 QB Rating, 0 SB Rings
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on September 09, 2018, 08:58:34 PM
Dak sucks without his safety valves, Witten and Bryant even if they were both basically possession receivers. It was clear that Carolina didn't respect the passing game and just focused on stopping the run.

Crappy, unimaginative play calling too. The defense was decent but the patchwork OL sucked big time. Pathetic performance and I know a bunch of pi$$ed off Dallas fans online. Dumba$$ Jerrah will run with what he's got though.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on September 09, 2018, 09:12:22 PM
It's like Dallas and the Giants have a bet going to see who can end their quarterback's career first.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on September 09, 2018, 09:56:51 PM
Dak was never that good, year one he had the best o line in the league and one of the most talented backs. Garrett was able to get creative with that offense, as soon as they had to start relying on his arm and ability to make a play it was obvious he's a generic qb.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 10, 2018, 10:38:38 AM
the most amazing thing ever is daks rookie year....he was barely 50% in college......this is all predictable but how did that one year happen as a farging rookie
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on September 10, 2018, 01:04:45 PM
Great oline play, a decent cast of receivers, and an absolute monster at running back. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on September 10, 2018, 04:47:22 PM
How did Foles have that 27/2 year with Chip?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on September 10, 2018, 05:07:46 PM
Some forgotten possession receiver named DeSean Jackson. I'm not surprised you don't remember him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on September 10, 2018, 05:20:03 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 10, 2018, 04:47:22 PM
How did Foles have that 27/2 year with Chip?

there was some luck associated with that but mainly the league had not adapted to chip's offense, the o-line was strong + played all games and shady/pimp were at the peak of their powers.

foles has shown if he can get comfortable and is surrounded by skill position talent, he can be a pretty decent qb. thing is so can a lot of people.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on September 10, 2018, 05:44:14 PM
You forgot Riley KKKooper. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on September 10, 2018, 07:30:09 PM
riley cooper putting numbers on that team makes you believe YOU could play pro football
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 10, 2018, 10:44:54 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 10, 2018, 05:07:46 PM
Some forgotten possession receiver named DeSean Jackson. I'm not surprised you don't remember him.

He was deported for being in a gang right?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on September 10, 2018, 10:47:52 PM
I heard he killed a guy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2018, 01:29:18 AM
Wonder if Chip rolls through the gang hoods on his drive into the UCLA campus
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 24, 2018, 04:19:24 PM
Sean "Mr. Glass" Lee probably out for a few weeks with a hamstring.

Seems like most Cowboys fans regard him as the greatest LB to ever play the game, and therefore losses that occur while he is playing less than 100% healthy (which is every game of the last five years outside a few weeks in 2016) don't count as indicators that the Cowboys might not be good.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 24, 2018, 10:45:25 PM
He's fragile as farg

And yeah every time he misses games they blame his absence as the reason for them losing.

On a side note; Dak trash. Hopefully Jerrah still believes in him and signs him long term
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on October 08, 2018, 05:08:55 PM
Kinda surprised there wasn't a post following that crock of shtein in Houston last night. Dallas is a complete pile of steaming dog droppings, at least the offense is. 83 farging points scored in *5 games*?! Temple could probably kick Dallas' a$$es.

Yeah, Dak is garbage but he's one of Jerrah's pet cats along with Garrett and Lee. The whole thing needs to be blown up and started from scratch outside of a few players. Zeke is a player but he's wasted on this team right now. Leighton Vander Esch looked like he could be a player down the road but he's a rook. The punter and kicker are keepers but that's all I can think of.

The bargain basement WRs couldn't catch a cold if you sneezed in their face and that lame attempt at rebuilding the OL is a joke. Predictable play calling and not a QB behind Prescott's worthless a$$ that he could be replaced with. They've got a 3rd round draft pick at CB who played well his rookie year but evidently can't get any PT because the schmuck they hired as DC/DB coach doesn't care for shorter corners.

The Cowboys board I frequent as a weekly game day ritual where they look for 500 posts before kickoff. Yesterday it didn't even reach 100 and it was a night game. There are always Dallas homers out there but most of the fans I know are sick of this shtein on the boards and FB.

I almost hope that Dallas loses out and forces Jerrah's hand but I'm not too optimistic. Jacksonville will probably eat their lunch and spit in their face.

Anyway, that's the end of my rant. I'm just sick of this team spinning its wheels for over 20 years.

Oh yeah, farg Jerrah and the Joneses.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 08, 2018, 05:19:29 PM
Other than the receivers, the team has great talent. The head coach is atrocious and a lot of the other members of the coaching staff are highly suspect. Also the GM is bad.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 08, 2018, 10:58:21 PM
I wonder how long he keeps Garrett around and if he does shteincan him who he brings in?

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 08, 2018, 11:37:32 PM
Head Coach Quincy Carter.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 08, 2018, 11:40:13 PM
Maybe Jerrah finally drops the pretense and coaches the team with a ventriloquist dummy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on October 10, 2018, 07:35:52 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 08, 2018, 05:19:29 PM
Other than the receivers, the team has great talent. The head coach is atrocious and a lot of the other members of the coaching staff are highly suspect. Also the GM is bad.

Well, the offensive line is kind of sketchy too without Frederick in there and nobody knows when or if he'll be back. The rest of this post is spot on.

He'll let Garrett hang around until the fan base finally stops showing up and padding Jerrah's pockets. Getting rid of him would also prove that he was wrong about The Chosen One who was anointed as a future HC back when he was still a backup QB.

GF, Gawd forbid but I wouldn't put anything past this moronic owner, sometimes I think he smokes some of the same shtein that Quinthy did.

QBE, he's already coaching the team with a ventriloquist dummy. He's basically a redheaded human incarnation of Howdy Doody.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 10, 2018, 08:54:17 AM
But look at how well he claps. You can't put a price on that.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 21, 2018, 07:45:31 PM
LOLOL at dallas choking almost as bad as the eagles - 47 yrd FG to send it into OT and basically an offsides that makes it a 52 yarder - which doinks off the upright ftl. Disgusting yet funny how bad Romo's partner was so on dallas' cock. Only watched a bit of the 4th Q but when it was 20 - 10 I was hoping for OT and a tie, but still great to see dallas choke amidst a field of media homerism. Bummer though that they never show Jerry anymore at the moment of a crushing loss.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on October 22, 2018, 02:04:11 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on October 21, 2018, 07:45:31 PM
LOLOL at dallas choking almost as bad as the eagles - 47 yrd FG to send it into OT and basically an offsides that makes it a 52 yarder - which doinks off the upright ftl. Disgusting yet funny how bad Romo's partner was so on dallas' cock. Only watched a bit of the 4th Q but when it was 20 - 10 I was hoping for OT and a tie, but still great to see dallas choke amidst a field of media homerism. Bummer though that they never show Jerry anymore at the moment of a crushing loss.

I didn't come around after the Jags game because I figured it was a mirage, looks like I was right.

This game was a clusterfarg overall. The defense played mostly well enough to win overall but the offense blew chunks despite Prescott(Spits on ground) having a decent game throwing. 22 carries for 73 yards? Are you farging kidding me? The OL can't run block worth a damn.

That "Hot Boyz" defense (Please shoot whoever came up with that 80s white rap group sounding name) only managed 1 sack and 0 turnovers. Meanwhile, the Skins pulled off 4 sacks and forced three fumbles.

Special teams was mediocre as well between the obvious doink off the goal post to maybe send it to overtime, which I was silently praying would *not* happen so the agony wouldn't be prolonged and a garbage PR effort. 3 punt returns for under 4 yards a return?  ::)

In the end, it was a game between two mediocre teams and the better of those mediocre teams came out on top this time. Thank gawd next week is a bye week so the masochist in me doesn't feel like I have to sit through another schizophrenic performance. Win one, lose one, win one, lose one. I'm 99% sure Dallas fans are in store for another patented Carrot Top 8-8/sub .500 season. 8-8 or worse had happened 5/7 times, not counting this season or his first year taking over for Phillips. *Clapclapclap*, Garrett.  :-D

Even if Dallas tanks the rest of the way, I don't think there will be a coaching change. There's no guarantee they can find anyone better(Probably could) but even though it's hard to imagine, the guy could actually be worse than Garrett. I guaranfargingtee you that Dallas fans are sick of this steaming pile O' cr@p outside of the biggest homers out there. It needs to be blown up and started from scratch outside of a few players but that's not happening. The moron owner/GM has spent 22 years believing he's a couple of players and coaches away from recreating the early 90s. Not happening, you senile idiot.

Oh well.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hunt on October 22, 2018, 03:20:29 PM
pukes just gave chucky their 2019 1st rounder for amari cooper.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on October 22, 2018, 03:28:23 PM
Quote from: hunt on October 22, 2018, 03:20:29 PM
pukes just gave chucky their 2019 1st rounder for amari cooper.

Stupid, incompetent motherfargers pulling strings at the top. Stupid, stupid, stupid. The way the season's going that could be a top ten, top fifteen pick too. :boom

Farg it. After 45 years, I might just adopt a new team. I'm tired of this shteinshow.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 22, 2018, 03:48:57 PM
Get in on the ground floor of the Browns. No actual human being is going to be too upset if they ever get their shtein together.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 22, 2018, 03:56:11 PM
Oh man, I hope the Raiders pick up Dez now.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on October 22, 2018, 04:27:15 PM
I wouldn't have traded more than a 5th. Dallas got fleeced.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on October 22, 2018, 04:37:44 PM
Quote from: AO1 on October 22, 2018, 04:27:15 PM
I wouldn't have traded more than a 5th. Dallas got fleeced.

The highest I would have gone would have been a fourth but yeah, Dallas got hosed with this deal.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 22, 2018, 04:52:11 PM
More lopsided than the Khalil Mack trade.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on October 22, 2018, 04:59:10 PM
Thanks to Jerrah for bailing the Eagles out of a bad idea:  Apparently Howie offered a 2nd round pick for Cooper.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/10/22/report-eagles-offered-a-second-rounder-for-amari-cooper/
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on October 22, 2018, 05:41:17 PM
I would have lost my shtein.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 22, 2018, 05:54:17 PM
No, you see, they needed another receiver with bad hands.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on October 31, 2018, 02:18:45 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 22, 2018, 05:54:17 PM
No, you see, they needed another receiver with bad hands.

If they just wanted that, they could have brought back Brice Butler cheaper. The Joneses aren't committed to winning, just making "big splash headlines". If the move doesn't produce the desired result, they'll be left with egg on their faces.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on October 31, 2018, 02:44:22 PM
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1057656397939253249/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1057656397939253249&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dallascowboyscentral.com%2Fshowthread.php%3F7110-2018-Random-Cowboys-Stuff-Thread%2Fpage68 (https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1057656397939253249/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1057656397939253249&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dallascowboyscentral.com%2Fshowthread.php%3F7110-2018-Random-Cowboys-Stuff-Thread%2Fpage68)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on November 06, 2018, 12:26:54 PM
There have been 82 300 yard passing games this season...zero by HOFDak
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 06, 2018, 02:32:13 PM
Quote from: AO1 on November 06, 2018, 12:26:54 PM
There have been 82 300 yard passing games this season...zero by HOFDak

ryan fitzpatrick blake bortles and derek carr have all gone for 400+ and i believe brock osweiler did as well or got damn close

they give away pass yards in todays league...to not get 300 especially on a bad team when empty 300 yard games while behind are almost impossible not to fall into is pathetic
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on November 06, 2018, 03:10:57 PM
Jameis is averaging 295 yards this season... if that isn't damning enough, I don't know what is.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on November 06, 2018, 03:22:18 PM
so much for dak being the steal of his draft class.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: hunt on November 07, 2018, 02:38:45 PM
Cowboys LB Sean Lee (hamstring) is expected to miss 4-6 weeks.

Lee missed three weeks with his hamstiring issue earlier this season. His latest setback has him returning in Week 14 at the earliest. It's been another injury prone year for Lee, who hasn't played more than 11 games since 2016. The Cowboys can save $7 million from moving on from Lee this offseason.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on November 07, 2018, 03:35:58 PM
But they probably won't.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on November 07, 2018, 04:48:02 PM
Eagles lose this game, they're done.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on November 07, 2018, 06:57:19 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on November 07, 2018, 04:48:02 PM
Eagles lose this game, they're done.

Why?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on November 07, 2018, 08:15:32 PM
Well I'm no expert, but HFA is pretty tough to lock up with 5 losses on the season. Right now they're not exactly the team that rolled into LA and Carolina and won games last year.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on November 07, 2018, 09:12:32 PM
Quote from: Rome on November 07, 2018, 06:57:19 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on November 07, 2018, 04:48:02 PM
Eagles lose this game, they're done.

Why?

Well it's probably one of the two easiest games left on their schedule, plus it's a divisional game and they likely need to win the division to make the playoffs so in terms of importance this is a more meaningful game than if they miraculously win in the Superdome.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on November 09, 2018, 03:56:55 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 07, 2018, 03:35:58 PM
But they probably won't.

Nope. They're blindly loyal, even if they're stunting what little progress there's been. Helluva player *when* he's been healthy but at his age with his injury history, it's time to move on.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on November 09, 2018, 04:03:51 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on November 07, 2018, 04:48:02 PM
Eagles lose this game, they're done.
I don't see the Eagles losing, Dallas is basically a complete clusterfvck from the top down and they've more or less sucked on the road. One Dallas fan on the board I post on changed his avatar to Patrick Mahomes, another to the Chiefs logo and these aren't bandwagon fans, they predate the 90s. Some are hoping the team crashes and burns to force Jones to get rid of Garrett but he'd just hire another puppet to coach the team.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 09, 2018, 06:02:55 AM
this guy been posting a bunch of these this week but these re the two best

https://twitter.com/EagleFanProbs/status/1060284767306944512

https://twitter.com/EagleFanProbs/status/1059794927394189312
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on November 30, 2018, 07:52:42 AM
 :paranoid
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on November 30, 2018, 08:22:41 AM
Dallas

https://www.clippituser.tv/c/plpddl

https://www.clippituser.tv/c/qveknr
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on November 30, 2018, 09:14:37 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on November 30, 2018, 08:22:41 AM
https://www.clippituser.tv/c/qveknr

That's probably the clearest helmet-to-helmet hit I've seen all season, called or uncalled. Obviously all that off-season hype about the rule was just talk.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on November 30, 2018, 09:16:48 AM
it was a really poorly officiated game, but it didnt really favor one side or the other

not gonna stop the dumb conspiracy theories
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on November 30, 2018, 09:50:55 AM
Dallas outplayed the Saints and deserved the win. They had their backs against the wall and decided to fight their way back this season. They're the best team in the East, I don't think they'll make it out of the first round but I do give them credit.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 30, 2018, 10:40:25 AM
i think they could easily win a first round game....in fact they should in that it will be at home....but i think they will get beaten fairly handily by saints or rams in the second round

not to take anything away from dallas cause they are very good...the talent on their defense is especially impressive...but last night was just the ultimate bad spot for the saints...they werent going to finish the season on a 15 game winning streak...they were on the road on natty tv against a very good and surging team

me and sunny were talking betting yesterday and he was asking if i was looking at the game...i told him the 7.5 was a no brainer but really that it felt so right for an outright dallas win....i was saying i dont really bet nfl but if i did i would smash the dallas ML
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on November 30, 2018, 01:21:15 PM
Quote from: AO1 on November 30, 2018, 09:50:55 AM
I don't think they'll make it out of the first round but I do give them credit.

theyd likely get carolina or minnesota in the WC round which is a very winnable game
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on November 30, 2018, 02:05:29 PM
They will lose to the Seahawks by exactly 17 points.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on December 16, 2018, 04:30:14 PM
GF or another mod, can you change this thread title to "Point and Laugh At the Arlington Cowpies"? They are quite deserving.

::)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 16, 2018, 07:26:50 PM
I mean we could, but farg Dallas is a time honored tradition. Like Christmas, or Dallas losing in the first round of the playoffs every few years.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on December 17, 2018, 01:31:22 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on December 16, 2018, 07:26:50 PM
I mean we could, but farg Dallas is a time honored tradition. Like Christmas, or Dallas losing in the first round of the playoffs every few years.

I understand completely, I can appreciate tradition. Another is Dallas choking down the stretch in December. After the win last week I thought "Well at least Dallas won one game in December" but had a feeling it wouldn't last long.

I liked how the announcers said "Well, Dallas can still clinch the division today if the taterskins and Eagles both lose." Oops. One Cowboys fan I know asked if Garrett would be fired if they lost 40-0 but they can't even pull that off.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 17, 2018, 02:07:07 AM
Garrett will clap his way to 8-8 seasons long after we're dead.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on January 05, 2019, 08:53:37 PM
Hurns... ouch.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Cthulhu on January 05, 2019, 08:59:40 PM
not sure if i'm watching dallas vs seattle or dallas vs raiders.....
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 05, 2019, 09:50:14 PM
Possibly gonna see some drop kicks in this game.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 06, 2019, 01:47:12 PM
Thanks for nothing, Seattle
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 06, 2019, 07:56:17 PM
farg Dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on January 06, 2019, 10:59:26 PM
https://twitter.com/975TheFanatic/status/1082117635108728832
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on January 07, 2019, 02:43:51 AM
Meh. If that game was in Seattle, Dallas probably would have had their asses handed to them and was lucky to squeak by with a win. That offense is basically nothing without Elliott and at some point that OL being held together with spit and chewing gum will give way. If nothing else, the idiot offensive coaches will find a way to farg things up.

Barely squeaked by a cruddy NYG team and it was mostly because they started using the TEs in the passing game more with Jarwin lighting them up. Against Seattle, the TEs did next to nothing. I do like that Jarwin kid but they should use him like they did against NY, not as an extra blocker. Oh well, whatever.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 07, 2019, 11:43:41 AM
I don't like the idea of the NFC Magoo'ing its way to an NFCE Championship game. I mean, the Eagles are definitely getting destroyed this week but I don't have as much faith in the Rams.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on January 07, 2019, 12:18:47 PM
I have zero faith in this coaching staff and don't really think the players do either. The only thing I know for sure is it's not a SB team. The defense is fine, the rest is week to week.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 07, 2019, 12:30:47 PM
I don't see any other team's coach trying this hard to bring Tinkerbelle back to life. That's gotta count for something.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on January 07, 2019, 05:06:50 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on January 07, 2019, 12:30:47 PM
I don't see any other team's coach trying this hard to bring Tinkerbelle back to life. That's gotta count for something.

;D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 12, 2019, 11:30:51 PM
the sense of urgency was so bedwetter like....actually brought back anger in me

and not going for two on the last td was so backwoods racist jerry jones franchise strategy
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on January 14, 2019, 06:07:24 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 12, 2019, 11:30:51 PM
the sense of urgency was so bedwetter like....actually brought back anger in me

and not going for two on the last td was so backwoods racist jerry jones franchise strategy

Well the good news for other NFL teams is they're already talking extension for Jerruh's pet cat. Evidently Linehan and Prescott too. It's pretty bad when a non-coach schmuck like me can predict what play they're going to run from my chair and I don't have game tape to study. Oh well, whatever.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 18, 2019, 04:23:41 PM
They canned Linehan. Damn.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 23, 2019, 07:26:10 PM
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25831821/cole-beasley-says-dallas-cowboys-front-office-pushes-want-get-ball-to

Oh damn.  shtein just got real in Dallas. 

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: smeags on January 24, 2019, 08:54:39 AM
so jerrah tells his coaches how to gameplan ? this is shocking to hear.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on January 26, 2019, 02:54:29 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on January 18, 2019, 04:23:41 PM
They canned Linehan. Damn.

Rumors are they're going to promote Kellen Moore or Nussmeier. Moore has no OC experience and Nussmeier has no OC experience at the pro level. Both are Linehan mini-mes so more of the same.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on January 26, 2019, 02:56:39 PM
Quote from: Rome on January 23, 2019, 07:26:10 PM
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25831821/cole-beasley-says-dallas-cowboys-front-office-pushes-want-get-ball-to

Oh damn.  shtein just got real in Dallas.
Dallas fans have thought things like this for yeeears. That's why every coach since Parcells has been a Jerral yes man.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 26, 2019, 03:06:20 PM
It's enough to make you long for the days of Dave Campo and Chan Gailey.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on January 27, 2019, 12:40:24 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on January 26, 2019, 03:06:20 PM
It's enough to make you long for the days of Dave Campo and Chan Gailey.

Gailey was the first coach to be the scapegoat for Jerry's meddling but he still got them to the playoffs twice, riding some aging remnants from Jimmy's squad. Campo was an attempt to channel someone from Jimmy Johnson's staff. Aikman called it quits after his first season and Jerrah started throwing QB shtein against the wall hoping something would stick. Chad Hutchinson, Quinthy Carter(Trying to have his own version of McNabb), Drew farging Henson.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 27, 2019, 01:13:35 PM
There were some bright spots along the way. Look at Romo, he's finally made a Super Bowl!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on January 28, 2019, 04:39:15 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on January 27, 2019, 01:13:35 PM
There were some bright spots along the way. Look at Romo, he's finally made a Super Bowl!

:-D He's probably enjoying his new career not being battered almost weekly.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 26, 2019, 03:53:21 PM
QuoteBreaking: Randy Gregory of the Dallas Cowboys has been suspended indefinitely for violating the Policy and Program for Substances of Abuse and the terms of his conditional reinstatement.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 26, 2019, 04:06:02 PM
I like it when things are funny even though fully expected. But I'll make a bold and unlikely prediction that Jerry won't come out and say Gregory is a team leader.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on February 26, 2019, 04:42:57 PM
Quote from: AO1 on February 26, 2019, 03:53:21 PM
QuoteBreaking: Randy Gregory of the Dallas Cowboys has been suspended indefinitely for violating the Policy and Program for Substances of Abuse and the terms of his conditional reinstatement.
Yet another failed reclamation project by the Jones clan. I saw the thread title at a Cowboys forum that said Randy Gregory Suspended and before I read it, just thought it was an old thread that got bumped. What a shteinhead. The lights are on but ain't nobody home.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on February 26, 2019, 09:59:23 PM
Not to be outdone...

QuoteDallas Cowboys defensive tackle David Irving is under evaluation by the NFL for a potential suspension, league sources told ESPN on Tuesday.

If he is suspended for any part of the coming season, it will be Irving's third suspension in three seasons.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 26, 2019, 10:14:12 PM
I don't know why I get this feeling we may see some of that Demarcus Lawrence trade talk die down. 'Boys may be innovating the 1-6 defense next season.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 26, 2019, 10:16:48 PM
Btw, anyone know if Greg Hardy is eligible for reinstatement yet?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on February 26, 2019, 11:39:18 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on February 26, 2019, 10:14:12 PM
I don't know why I get this feeling we may see some of that Demarcus Lawrence trade talk die down. 'Boys may be innovating the 1-6 defense next season.

:-D 

I was almost on board the get DeMarcus Lawrence band wagon.  Gregory needs a new line of work where there is no drug test policy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on February 26, 2019, 11:47:49 PM
I don't think they'll let him become a cop.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 27, 2019, 06:27:35 AM
recent, relevant, sad

https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/crime/bs-md-ci-officer-overdose-20190225-story.html
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on February 28, 2019, 01:06:59 PM
Our long national nightmare is over, Jason Witten is leaving the broadcast booth to go back to playing for the Cowboys.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on February 28, 2019, 04:05:50 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on February 28, 2019, 01:06:59 PM
Our long national nightmare is over, Jason Witten is leaving the broadcast booth to go back to playing for the Cowboys.

Here come the five yard curl routes on 3rd and short. Let's just say I won't count this as progress. Farg, they might as well try and coax Randy White out of retirement, I understand he's in good shape for 66. ::)

DeMarcus Ware posted a grinning video asking fans if he should unretire too.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 28, 2019, 05:01:05 PM
The answer is yes. 

If Jerry wants to put together a team of 37 year olds, the rest of the league will be more than happy to play them.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 28, 2019, 08:46:12 PM
He's gonna replace Garrett eventually as HC
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on February 28, 2019, 09:10:36 PM
Can his body stand up to that rigorous clapping regimen?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on February 28, 2019, 09:42:24 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on February 28, 2019, 09:10:36 PM
Can his body stand up to that rigorous clapping regimen?

Maybe when he wear gloves on the sidelines. He'll be okay if he can keep up with the butt slaps, helluva jobs and attaboys.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on March 01, 2019, 04:15:32 PM
QuoteDavid Irving of the Dallas Cowboys has been suspended indefinitely for violating the Policy and Program for Substances of Abuse, per the NFL.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 01, 2019, 05:19:19 PM
actually chuckling aloud now...farg Dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on March 02, 2019, 09:10:41 PM
Quote from: AO1 on March 01, 2019, 04:15:32 PM
QuoteDavid Irving of the Dallas Cowboys has been suspended indefinitely for violating the Policy and Program for Substances of Abuse, per the NFL.

He's a moron that won't learn until he's old enough to that he pissed away a golden opportunity.  Dallas has a history of taking on idiots. No matter how many times they fail, they will not stop taking shots on players with screwed up past because they think they can make them solid citizens.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 04, 2019, 05:37:46 PM
Another NFCE team pissing a key player off by tagging him multiple years in a row.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on March 05, 2019, 02:34:25 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on March 04, 2019, 05:37:46 PM
Another NFCE team pissing a key player off by tagging him multiple years in a row.

Yup. The chatter is they're trying to sign him to a long term contract but he wants elite money and the *hope* is to get a deal done by training camp. I'm on the fence about that. I think he's a good, disruptive player but not elite. In three full seasons he's had a little over 30 sacks and he's only started something like 45 games out 80 games since he was drafted.

Dallas will panic and overpay him though because they haven't really had a competent pass rusher since DWare left for Denver. This Demarcus isn't qualified to carry the original's lunch money.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 19, 2019, 11:45:52 AM
Tyrone Crawford in a bar brawl, allegedly pushed cops around...

http://m.tmz.com/#!2019/03/19/dallas-cowboys-tyrone-crawford-bar-brawl-police-cops/



https://mobile.twitter.com/TommySledge/status/1107999994873892864
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on March 24, 2019, 05:16:48 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on March 19, 2019, 11:45:52 AM
Tyrone Crawford in a bar brawl, allegedly pushed cops around...

http://m.tmz.com/#!2019/03/19/dallas-cowboys-tyrone-crawford-bar-brawl-police-cops/



https://mobile.twitter.com/TommySledge/status/1107999994873892864

Yeah, that shteinhead evidently got into it inside the bar first, fought off the bar security and all that good stuff. Of course, they were basically midget rent a cops against a huge, NFL DL who trains regularly. With all the shtein that has happened with NFL players and bars over the years, I can't say I'm surprised. Crap was on TMZ sports and everything.

In other news, Dallas continues making ripples in the pond of free agency instead of splashes. I had to look up the names of some of the scrubs, um, backups that nobody else wanted that they signed.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 24, 2019, 07:51:19 PM
On the plus side, he didn't shoot himself in the dick.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on March 27, 2019, 09:59:09 AM
Yeah, that would have been a bummer...

Side note: Michael Irvin is undergoing tests for throat cancer, same thing that killed his father at 51. Irvin's 53. Probably no fans here but farg cancer, wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

Well, maybe one of my ex-wives...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on March 27, 2019, 10:30:43 AM
Hated Irvin (Captain push-off) as a player but I like him as a personality. He was on Philly sports talk radio a few years ago and took all the abuse from our fans in jest. Didn't take anything personal.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on March 27, 2019, 03:37:17 PM
That sucks.  He is great on NFL Network.  He'd be great in the booth. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on March 31, 2019, 11:12:29 AM
Quote from: Don Ho on March 27, 2019, 03:37:17 PM
That sucks.  He is great on NFL Network.  He'd be great in the booth.
Probably. When Emmitt joined BSPN awhile back, he was farging painful to listen to, Irvin makes him sound like the amateur he was.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on March 31, 2019, 11:30:00 AM
Cancer can suck a fat shotgun blast.   I wish him good health.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: EJ72 on March 31, 2019, 04:42:58 PM
Evidently he tweeted a little while ago that the tests came back, no cancer.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2019/03/31/michael-irvin-cancer-free-throat-biopsy/3325610002/
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 31, 2019, 07:32:16 PM
Well farg him, then.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on April 02, 2019, 12:20:01 PM
Despite being indefinitely suspended by the NFL in February, defensive end Randy Gregory has been given a contract extension by the Dallas Cowboys.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on April 02, 2019, 12:50:26 PM
Of course they did, he's a leader.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on April 02, 2019, 10:20:39 PM
All the botox and oxy have finally taken their toll on Jerrah's brain.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on April 28, 2019, 06:48:54 PM
https://twitter.com/dallascowboys/status/1122591454856138752
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 28, 2019, 11:16:15 PM
Him and Darren Woodson are the only cowboys I've ever liked
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 14, 2019, 06:57:15 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on March 19, 2019, 11:45:52 AM
Tyrone Crawford in a bar brawl...

following up on this, Crawford has been charged with "unlawful assembly," a misdemeanor.   

https://www.tmz.com/2019/05/14/nfl-tyrone-crawford-arrested-bar-brawl-dallas-cowboys/
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 20, 2019, 04:25:50 PM
https://www.tmz.com/2019/05/20/ezekiel-elliott-handcuffed-edc-vegas-video/

seems like a swell guy

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on June 14, 2019, 08:05:01 PM
https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1139626723224576002?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on July 02, 2019, 10:25:47 PM
Ex-Cowboy QB Anthony Wright shot in altercations with girlfriend's ex. (https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2019/07/02/anthony-wright-shot-nfl-ravens-cowboys-giants/1628058001/?utm_source=feedblitz&utm_medium=FeedBlitzRss&utm_campaign=usatodaycomnfl-topstories)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 03, 2019, 06:52:29 AM
Did Josh Brent getting popped for drunken disorderly not find its way to this forum?

Yeah, the dude who killed his friend and teammate drunk driving.  That guy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 23, 2019, 07:31:24 PM
Alan Hurns cut.

https://twitter.com/SlaterNFL/status/1153713321750749188

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on August 06, 2019, 09:35:11 AM
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/27332566/zeke-play-dallas-deal

Because of course he won't. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 08, 2019, 04:09:06 PM
DE Robert Quinn suspended two games for violating the policy on performance enhancers
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 08, 2019, 05:47:37 PM
Feels like this team is getting low on players who are going to be out there Week 1.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 16, 2019, 09:06:17 AM
Jerrah on his contract strategy: (http://www.fox4news.com/sports/cowboys/jerry-jones-responds-to-reports-of-daks-40m-contract-request)

"Picture if you were a driver of a car and you had a wreck and your hand was almost severed off. But you didn't understand your anatomy. You look down, you're spurtin' blood. You open the door and run into the woods, and either die bleeding to death or shock. The educated man looks down, knows his anatomy, squeezes and knows his best chance is to wait for help. That's because he's been there a lot and done that. So I'm squeezin' and waitin' for help."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 16, 2019, 10:40:05 AM
fargin hilbilly
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on August 16, 2019, 11:51:03 AM
Even with his little blue friends, I think Jerry's days of squeezin' are long gone.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on August 29, 2019, 02:52:30 PM
Former Cowboy Ryan Russell announces he is bisexual today. 

Good for him.  And him. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 04, 2019, 06:58:48 AM
The little Ewok farg got paid. Hope it blows up spectacularly

The #Cowboys & RB Ezekiel Elliott agree on a 6-year, $90M extension that makes him the highest-paid RB in the NFL, sources tell me and @SlaterNFL. Roughly half guaranteed. In all, it's $103M over 8 years—the 1st Cowboy to eclipse $100M in total value, the richest RB contract.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on September 04, 2019, 07:15:09 AM
That's insane.  How are they going to pay everyone else, too? 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 04, 2019, 07:18:03 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 04, 2019, 07:15:09 AM
That's insane.  How are they going to pay everyone else, too?

salary cap is largely bullshtein...also jerry doesnt have much time left hes trying win this year....he isnt even worried about next year much less down the road a little
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on September 04, 2019, 07:38:46 AM
So now at least we know the going rate for women-beating pieces of shtein, which is nice. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 19, 2019, 02:00:51 AM
2017 first rounder Taco Charlton was cut
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 06, 2019, 06:20:15 PM
Rodgers is shredding Dallas' stellar defense today.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on October 06, 2019, 07:03:23 PM
Garrett getting called for unsportsmanlike conduct is hilarious
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 06, 2019, 07:30:11 PM
https://twitter.com/asalciunas975/status/1180987287594848256
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on October 07, 2019, 07:21:00 AM
WE STILL DEM BOYZ?

Cowboys fans were pounding their chests after beating the Skins, phins and Giants  :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on October 07, 2019, 10:52:21 AM
Jerrah referred to a male official as a "little darling" for tossing a flag after Garrett's sideline hissy fit.

Get your farging checkbook out, dickhead.  The NFL doesn't approve when Neanderthals start criticizing their officials much less when they use demeaning sexist phrases like that. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Tomahawk on October 07, 2019, 04:29:04 PM
Sounds like he offended your delicate sensibilities as well
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 08, 2019, 09:32:12 PM
Dak has zero yards passing on third down Sunday

Zero
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on October 13, 2019, 07:30:51 PM
J-E-T-S... JETS JETS JETS!

🤣
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 13, 2019, 07:55:51 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 08, 2019, 09:32:12 PM
Dak has zero yards passing on third down Sunday

Zero

dak did what wentz couldnt
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 13, 2019, 08:01:38 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 13, 2019, 07:55:51 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 08, 2019, 09:32:12 PM
Dak has zero yards passing on third down Sunday

Zero

dak did what wentz couldnt

Lose to the Jets?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 13, 2019, 08:03:11 PM
Not sure but I think the Jets might have just become my new favorite team. AFC curious.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 13, 2019, 08:06:58 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 13, 2019, 08:01:38 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 13, 2019, 07:55:51 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 08, 2019, 09:32:12 PM
Dak has zero yards passing on third down Sunday

Zero

dak did what wentz couldnt

Lose to the Jets?

drive his team down with no receivers and tie the game. wentz failed against atl and det. 2pt play was a zero that hit home, sobeit. he did what high level qbs do.

if ginger boy does that, eagles loss today is a big meh.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 13, 2019, 08:09:51 PM
Stop trolling.

Drops in ATL and DET aren't the gingers fault
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 13, 2019, 08:40:22 PM
https://twitter.com/rjochoa/status/1183535294919909376 21
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 13, 2019, 09:45:33 PM
https://twitter.com/terrellowens/status/1183532497294020608
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 13, 2019, 09:47:18 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 13, 2019, 08:06:58 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 13, 2019, 08:01:38 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 13, 2019, 07:55:51 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 08, 2019, 09:32:12 PM
Dak has zero yards passing on third down Sunday

Zero

dak did what wentz couldnt

Lose to the Jets?

drive his team down with no receivers and tie the game. wentz failed against atl and det. 2pt play was a zero that hit home, sobeit. he did what high level qbs do.

if ginger boy does that, eagles loss today is a big meh.

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/OUnQvYHi6AJva/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 13, 2019, 10:42:01 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 13, 2019, 08:40:22 PM
https://twitter.com/rjochoa/status/1183535294919909376 21

Rare gif of Garrett not clapping.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on October 14, 2019, 10:56:00 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 13, 2019, 08:09:51 PM
Stop trolling.

Drops in ATL and DET aren't the gingers fault

its a results league. do it or dont. elite level qbs win those games.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 14, 2019, 11:08:30 AM
russel wilson somehow gets it done....thats elite

AO1 is not
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 14, 2019, 11:27:37 AM
QuoteNFL teams are 90-1 since 1991 when they win time of possession, total yards, turnovers, pick up 25 first downs, and convert at least 10 or more 3rd down attempts.

Dallas' loss to the Jets on Sunday is the one loss.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on November 28, 2019, 07:10:33 PM
But, but, but...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on November 29, 2019, 08:17:20 AM
Watching the Cowboys lose on Thanksgiving is one of the few holiday traditions I love. 

That was fun as hell. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on November 29, 2019, 09:23:01 AM
I've seen only two Buffalo games since Allen was installed and he's impressed me in both.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on November 30, 2019, 07:06:56 AM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1200529439463034884

If you watched the game, you might recall he went back in to try and play....immediately drew an off sides, then took himself out of the game.  Tough SOB.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 09, 2019, 03:00:49 PM
Released their zesty kicker, who still managed to bang through two 62-yarders against the Eagles.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 15, 2019, 04:44:10 PM
LOL.  Dak farged up the coin toss.  Rams will start both halves with the ball. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on December 22, 2019, 10:06:15 PM
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1208936560420360192
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 22, 2019, 10:37:52 PM
https://twitter.com/richeisen/status/1208938505360957440
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on December 29, 2019, 08:08:42 PM
https://twitter.com/espn/status/1211448107835232256
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on December 29, 2019, 10:05:22 PM
(https://scontent-bos3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/81108078_10218658769653915_5420843193975439360_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_eui2=AeGAkiR8lVYK4oTtiZEJsntBXWesia8xQ6afJMg_4I4vDDfbRDq_l5HSexO6SClMXSanL0miL5RC2agurm4wmuSVopH0SstV-8x7-hIg_p2YWg&_nc_oc=AQm6Rq-g7l71ax8Su6x5FS2KqsaKxRAUHP0v1xzJMDhgGWrtnuvIIZnwsDDzkBvd0c8&_nc_ht=scontent-bos3-1.xx&oh=ae61a48da235ae355facda0076453acc&oe=5EA4F980)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 30, 2019, 09:44:20 PM
Jerrah is gonna farg around and end up keeping Garrett watch.

And the explosion from Dallas fans will be delicious to watch.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 30, 2019, 09:46:46 PM
I want to see him throw a shtein-ton of money at McDaniels.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 02, 2020, 10:40:37 PM
Garrett out officially per Werder

Was hoping he'd stay
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on January 03, 2020, 02:24:27 AM
The Gold Standard.  Three days of meetings to say "thank you for your service"?  All that talk earlier about placing him in the front office sounded like it was going to happen.  Guess not.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 03, 2020, 10:40:43 AM
Sad day in the NFCE.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 05, 2020, 07:00:07 PM
Garrett officially gone.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 06, 2020, 10:00:05 AM
Mike McCarthy hired

lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 06, 2020, 10:33:44 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 06, 2020, 10:00:05 AM
Mike McCarthy hired

lol

That's a nice hire for them. They're a built team and he has a nice resume. I was hoping Jerrah would go the college route.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 06, 2020, 11:59:21 AM
They'll be back on track next year, barring injuries, but how long before Jerry Jerries all over him? Two seasons? Three?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 06, 2020, 11:59:58 AM
He stinks and runs an archaic offense. He mothballed Aaron Jones and never played him and this year he blew up.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 06, 2020, 03:06:24 PM
What I heard a few weeks ago is that McCarthy was spending the whole '19 season working with a shadow coaching team, and they were all trying to learn 21st century football.

Don't mind the NFCE teams bringing in these retreads. When were we ever afraid of Mike McCarthy?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 06, 2020, 04:44:25 PM
Jerry Jones is an old man.   If he's going to muck it all up with McCarthy, he'd better get busy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 06, 2020, 04:45:35 PM
Mike Nolan is the DC
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 06, 2020, 06:51:12 PM
He's gonna show up in a suit, Jerry's dementia will have him fired and on the phone with Jimmy Johnson in minutes.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 06, 2020, 10:17:04 PM
I'm looking forward to Jerry's dementia having him hire Johnny Manziel as QB coach.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 08, 2020, 03:18:09 PM
Todd Archer with info obviously leaked from Jerry himself:

QuoteThe high-ranking source said that had the Cowboys not been overwhelmed by McCarthy or any other candidates, there was a chance Garrett could have returned as coach.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on January 12, 2020, 09:16:45 PM
Wonder if Jerruh ever wishes he didn't let Johnson go.

https://twitter.com/FOXSports/status/1216530249091100672
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 12, 2020, 09:23:22 PM
Jerry doesn't even remember hiring him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 12, 2020, 11:37:39 PM
Jerrah won't even put him in their ring of honor
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 11, 2020, 12:43:30 PM
Ventell Bryant arrested DUI
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on March 16, 2020, 10:50:50 AM
Dak got tagged
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on March 16, 2020, 11:20:00 AM
Poor Dak.   I would send him a box of Kleenex but they're all sold out.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 19, 2020, 07:19:24 PM
its crazy how dallas never hits the cap....they have like 8 players who are paid in the top 5 of their respective positions in the league
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 19, 2020, 07:31:14 PM
Maybe they could spend a little more and hit the NFCCG once this decade.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 23, 2020, 06:52:26 PM
Travis Frederick retired
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on March 25, 2020, 12:34:31 PM


The #Cowboys have agreed to basic terms on a deal for free agent DT Dontari Poe, source said. They are finalizing the language on the deal, but it will get done. Another big-name former #Panthers DT in free agency.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 25, 2020, 01:00:58 PM
I hate seeing Garrett and Marinelli go because they always ignored DTs

They have McCoy and Poe now
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 25, 2020, 01:18:21 PM
Is Poe really all that?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 25, 2020, 01:30:36 PM
He's ok...not great
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 01, 2020, 10:34:41 PM
https://www.si.com/.amp/nfl/2020/04/02/dallas-cowboys-aldon-smith-signing-free-agency?__twitter_impression=true

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on April 20, 2020, 10:13:08 AM
https://youtu.be/BpWPKktFjlo

https://youtu.be/ZymSrDfLhW8
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on May 02, 2020, 09:10:59 PM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1256751536400674817
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on May 02, 2020, 10:47:01 PM
https://twitter.com/DezBryant/status/1256761620912640002
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 03, 2020, 08:40:53 AM
Geo...dude.  Why do you care what Dez farging Bryant says on Twitter?  Has cornteen, as we say it in Baltimore, rotted your brain?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on May 03, 2020, 11:12:22 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 03, 2020, 08:40:53 AM
Geo...dude.  Why do you care what Dez farging Bryant says on Twitter?  Has cornteen, as we say it in Baltimore, rotted your brain?

For the first question:  Meh.  Came up on my feed because some Philly media I follow liked it.  Decided to share.

For the second question:  A quarter-century of teaching middle school probably took care of that long before CoronaPlagueTM.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on May 09, 2020, 12:49:32 PM
that piece of garbage greg hardy is on the ufc card tonight.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on June 15, 2020, 01:22:09 PM
Zeke has the Covid
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 13, 2020, 02:04:48 PM
(https://i.redd.it/ew20252oona51.jpg)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on August 12, 2020, 12:51:21 PM
Jerry Jones announced that they will play home games in front of a crowd. Bold prediction, but I assume he meant that anyone still alive during the season will be allowed to enter the stadium.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 14, 2020, 02:07:24 PM
Leighton Vander Esch - broken collarbone
Blake Jarwin - torn ACL
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on October 03, 2020, 08:23:12 PM
La'el Collins done for the season.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on October 08, 2020, 04:12:36 PM
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1314278687823593473
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 09, 2020, 12:02:09 PM
Smith is officially shut down, getting neck surgery.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on October 11, 2020, 06:37:40 PM
Tough break
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 11, 2020, 06:39:20 PM
Quote from: AO1 on October 11, 2020, 06:37:40 PM
Tough break

Damn.  Farg Dallas and all, but I hate to see anyone get hurt like that.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on October 11, 2020, 06:40:17 PM
meh
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on October 11, 2020, 06:42:14 PM

I take it back that sucks
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on October 11, 2020, 06:54:18 PM
Birds should offer them Hurts and Reagor for Lamb
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Munson on October 11, 2020, 07:15:30 PM
Dak just watched his huge payday go down the drain.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 11, 2020, 08:03:20 PM
Quote from: AO1 on October 11, 2020, 06:54:18 PM
Birds should offer them Hurts and Reagor for Dak
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on October 11, 2020, 08:25:00 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 11, 2020, 08:03:20 PM
Quote from: AO1 on October 11, 2020, 06:54:18 PM
Birds should offer them Hurts and Reagor for Dak

Late 1st and 2nd round pick for a franchise qb is a no brainer
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 11, 2020, 09:00:55 PM
yup
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 19, 2020, 09:10:50 PM
Zeke's got a bad case of Wentz-itis.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 20, 2020, 09:11:21 PM
Lol already

https://twitter.com/slaternfl/status/1318602459300974595 21
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on October 26, 2020, 04:43:23 AM
This team has hit rock bottom.  That was a disgrace today not one of Dalton's teammate's got in Bostic's face after that shot to his head.  I just keep picturing Jason Peter's charging the Racists bench after that punk ass bitch laid out Foles a few years back. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on October 26, 2020, 04:43:57 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaR_w6ZR2Dw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaR_w6ZR2Dw)
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 26, 2020, 12:10:03 PM
boyz are 0-7 ATS

two teams have started 0-8

91 bengals - 03 raiders
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 26, 2020, 06:18:53 PM
https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/1320850451894591488
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on October 26, 2020, 06:21:17 PM
OMG!  :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 26, 2020, 06:29:49 PM
Hey, we've all been there at least once. Be glad it was his eye and not his dingus.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on October 28, 2020, 09:06:51 AM
They gonna cut Dontari Poe and Eagles "All Arrested Team" starter Daryl Worley if they can't trade them...which they can't now that everyone knows they'll just be cut.  Ain't no one want either of those guys so bad they're gonna accept their contracts just to prevent another team signing them.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on October 29, 2020, 11:54:09 AM
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1321543386218856451
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on November 26, 2020, 07:44:24 PM
Dallas getting their asses kicked on turkey day is a nice consolation prize from 2020.

Of course, it being 2020, the asskicking has to come from Washington.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on November 26, 2020, 08:46:50 PM
I caught a bit of the game. Makes me realize just how bad the Eagles are.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 18, 2021, 10:34:56 PM
NFCCG since 1997:

Tom Brady 1
Dallas 0

Years in NFC since 1997

Tom Brady 1
Dallas 24
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 19, 2021, 09:46:40 AM
Also pretty sure every team in the NFC has made the NFCCG more recently than the Cowboys except the WFT and Lions.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 19, 2021, 10:46:38 AM
And only a quarter of them beat the Eagles in it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 19, 2021, 11:48:22 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on January 19, 2021, 09:46:40 AM
Also pretty sure every team in the NFC has made the NFCCG more recently than the Cowboys except the WFT and Lions.

dolphins, texans, browns, bengals too in the afc
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 08, 2021, 07:12:40 PM
The Cowboys and quarterback Dak Prescott have agreed to a four-year, $160 million contract that includes a record $126 million guaranteed, a source tells ESPN's Adam Schefter.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 08, 2021, 08:26:55 PM
Saves them $12.2 this year on the cap vs tagging him
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on June 05, 2021, 09:18:52 AM
Apparently Zeke has some dangerous dogs.  For a third time now, they're in the news for attacking someone.

Sadly, they're Rottwielers...possibly my favorite breed.  Wonderful dogs that shtein people like Elliot have an unfortunate affinity for. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 07, 2021, 08:16:45 AM
And now he's being sued for a third time over his dangerous dogs attacking someone.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/08/07/new-lawsuit-against-ezekiel-elliott-over-dog-bite-seeks-more-than-1-million/

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 07, 2021, 08:39:58 AM
Looks like he was having some landscaping done and they got out. The landscaping company is also being sued. I don't blame him for having dogs protect his home I'm sure he has a lot of assets and he's a target. For the money he has though he should have had them trained at a top notch obedience school.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 07, 2021, 08:52:33 AM
oh look, it runs in the family

https://sports.yahoo.com/ezekiel-elliotts-father-charged-with-illegally-owning-releasing-exotic-african-cat-killed-by-police-000812147.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cucmVkZGl0LmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAA83N4tb5PiSghYftZl3vRm2XB5ANk8_8NOH8PG-7Nj1qaliU2PJgmdFs2aHr12CZZ9Ne1lbXY-vJlE3ShnSH31jC113ONRh1EApPYgGF6Xk7dP9kjFvIuURNMUc4kU2KqCWjHByceuE6uxu1GVPbStBLsvNrEM2aSkR5IBQ6TAN
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 07, 2021, 09:02:34 AM
Quote from: TAFKASD on August 07, 2021, 08:39:58 AMLooks like he was having some landscaping done and they got out. did not secure his dogs.

Yeah, that's fixed.  Doesn't matter what was happening on the property.  Any dog that "gets" out was actually "let" out by an owner who failed to contain them.  It's not rocket science, and it's not something that happened to Zeke.  It's something he did, he is responsible for, and it's further proof that he's a farging piece of shtein. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 07, 2021, 10:45:28 AM
I'd like to see the whole story. If the landscaping company is being sued there's some fault. I can't imagine filing a lawsuit against a famous athlete worth over $100 million and also a landscaping company which is probably worth $100.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 07, 2021, 01:19:42 PM
Quote from: TAFKASD on August 07, 2021, 08:39:58 AM
Looks like he was having some landscaping done and they got out. The landscaping company is also being sued. I don't blame him for having dogs protect his home I'm sure he has a lot of assets and he's a target. For the money he has though he should have had them trained at a top notch obedience school.

all purpose war....got the rottweilers by the door....and i feed em gun powder so they can devour...the criminals tryin to drop my decimals
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 07, 2021, 04:07:30 PM
There's nothing more to know.  Dude didn't control his dogs.  Landscaper, architect, baby sitter...so what.  His dogs, his responsibility.

It's like rear ending someone.  I don't care how fast or unexpectedly the victim stopped, you supposed to be following at a safe distance and since you hit the person, you clearly wasn't.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 08, 2021, 12:00:50 AM
So if he gave specific instructions to not leave the gate open so the dogs don't get out and the landscapers did that's on him? Go walk into your neighbors yard, open their gates and let their dogs out. You're now on video doing that and the dogs hurt somebody. Do you think the courts are finding the owners responsible?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 08, 2021, 12:31:23 AM
Typically the owner is legally liable for the actions of an animal. Someone else who is considered a temporary keeper or caretaker might also be liable. Note the "also"; the liability of the owner is not diminished one iota. And landscaper stretches the definition of keeper, unless they advertised professional dog care as one of the services they provide.

The moment you relied on the landscaper to prevent your neighbors from being attacked, you were a neglectful owner that was responsible for whatever damage that dog did.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 08, 2021, 01:44:14 AM
Are you a judge or a lawyer? Go video yourself letting the neighbors dog out of the yard. That's willful misconduct. I'm sure the landscapers let them out accidentally but if they're being sued it's because of neglect. Nobody's suing Joe landscaper if Joe millionaire's at fault.

Gonna refer back to this:
Quote from: TAFKASD on August 07, 2021, 10:45:28 AM
I'd like to see the whole story.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 08, 2021, 02:00:30 AM
If you bring a dangerous animal into your area and all it would take is some jerkoff opening your gate to unleash its bites and mauls on your neighborhood, you as the owner are absolutely responsible. Legally and morally. And of course we can prove Zeke knew his animals are dangerous because it's the third farging time he's been sued over this.

I mean, you're held responsible if some trespassing teenager drowns in your pool at night. Of course you get sued when your animal attacks people. You only have the liberty to possess dangerous animals because it is assumed you have responsibility to prevent them from harming people. Not your landscaper. You.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 08, 2021, 07:13:55 AM
Quote from: TAFKASD on August 08, 2021, 01:44:14 AMAre you a judge or a lawyer? ...Nobody's suing Joe landscaper if Joe millionaire's at fault.

I don't have to be a judge to know you're responsible for damage your animal causes.  Critical thinking is helpful in a confusing world.

Regarding the latter point, once you're suing, you sue anyone you can and let the lawyers and court do the rest.  Your insurance company doesn't give a shtein who pays; they want their money.  If they can get it from the landscapers insurance company, fine.  The fact these folks are suing the landscaper tells me only that they've got a competent lawyer.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on August 08, 2021, 07:30:53 AM
My friend owned a rotty for years.  His name was Exxon. They found him abandoned as a puppy at a gas station in North Florida.  He was the sweetest dog I've ever come across. They had him trained, of course, and like any rotty he could be intimidating, but he was a good boy and didn't have the sort of menacing attributes typically associated with the breed.

It all comes down to training and the owners not being irresponsible iceholes.  It's no surprise that a total jerkoff like Elliott would have dogs who run wild and attack people. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 08, 2021, 09:28:37 AM
That's bullshtein.  Evil is in the genes of those kinds of dogs.  Yes nurture has an effect but the nicest rott or pit is only nice until they lock their throat on your kids neck.

The most abused lab has still never attacked anyone.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 08, 2021, 09:47:36 AM
Lol. You're unhinged.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 08, 2021, 10:22:58 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 08, 2021, 09:28:37 AM
That's bullshtein.  Evil is in the genes of those kinds of dogs.  Yes nurture has an effect but the nicest rott or pit is only nice until they lock their throat on your kids neck.

The most abused lab has still never attacked anyone.

No matter how old or mean the dog is none of them are untrainable. A moron like me trained 2 dangerous pits to be obedient dogs you could trust around anyone or any other dog. Pits are wonderful dogs they've just been breed and trained for the wrong reasons. Dogs are highly intelligent animals. They're a very basic psychology
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 08, 2021, 10:36:40 AM
They are all wonderful until they aren't. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 08, 2021, 02:01:16 PM
pits are awful dogs and nobody should own them

the end
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 08, 2021, 03:48:08 PM
ASPCA statement covers pits perfectly. If you'd like to read it and educate yourself you'll understand humans are at fault. I compare pits and stereotypes to the way racists think of people of color. I've owned pits most of my life and have dealt with the good and bad.

https://www.aspca.org/about-us/aspca-policy-and-position-statements/position-statement-pit-bulls
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on August 08, 2021, 05:46:34 PM
This seems as good as any place to post an article about dogs. Except maybe the animal thread. I'm not a dog owner and I found this interesting, even if much of it is common knowledge. I like the canocentric perspective

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/8-things-we-do-that-really-confuse-our-dogs?utm_source=pocket-newtab
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 08, 2021, 06:02:57 PM
I saw you had posted and thought, oh cool...let's see what the lawyer says...

he says, read this article about dogs

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 08, 2021, 06:55:48 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 08, 2021, 06:02:57 PM
I saw you had posted and thought, oh cool...let's see what the lawyer says...

he says, read this article about dogs

And I refer you back to this until more evidence comes out

Quote from: TAFKASD on August 07, 2021, 10:45:28 AM
I'd like to see the whole story.

The landscapers are being sued for a reason

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 08, 2021, 07:14:22 PM
Actual personal injury lawyer response:
QuoteHard to say without all the facts of the case. You have to take homeowners insurance into consideration, whether the dogs were on the policy (most homeowners won't cover high risk dogs like Rots, Pits etc, without an extremely high deductible), extent of the injuries, were the landscapers insured. In short impossible to say but farg Dallas I hope he's held responsible
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 08, 2021, 07:25:29 PM
Drew Pearson throwing shade at Michael Irvin  during his HOF speech 🎤
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 08, 2021, 10:47:09 PM
Quote from: MDS on August 08, 2021, 02:01:16 PM
pits are awful dogs and nobody should own them

the end

basically
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on August 08, 2021, 10:57:19 PM
Thanks for the pupdate.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 08, 2021, 11:43:05 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 08, 2021, 10:47:09 PM
Quote from: MDS on August 08, 2021, 02:01:16 PM
pits are awful dogs and nobody should own them

the end

basically

The ASPCA probably knows more about dogs than you but that's just a guess. They're not exactly endorsing peace, love and pit bulls but they give a very concise statement

QuoteWhile a dog's genetics may predispose it to behave in certain ways, genetics do not exist in a vacuum. Rather, behavior develops through a complex interaction between environment and genetics. This is an especially important consideration when we look at an individual dog versus a breed. Many diverse and sometimes subtle factors influence the development of behavior, including, but not limited to, early nutrition, stress levels experienced by the mother during pregnancy, and even temperature in the womb. And when it comes to influencing the behavior of an individual dog, factors such as housing conditions and the history of social interactions play pivotal roles in behavioral development. The factors that feed into the expression of behavior are so inextricably intertwined that it's usually impossible to point to any one specific influence that accounts for a dog becoming aggressive. This is why there is such variation in behavior between individual dogs, even when they are of the same breed and bred for the same purpose. Because of the impact of experience, the pit bull specifically bred for generations to be aggressive may not fight with dogs and the Labrador retriever bred to be a service dog may be aggressive toward people.


Not sure how some people can be so liberal and not see the juxtaposition between this and racism
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 09, 2021, 08:41:38 AM
dogs killing people isnt political

saying rap music does is political
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on August 09, 2021, 08:52:57 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 09, 2021, 08:41:38 AM
dogs killing people isnt political

saying rap music does is political

Saying all dogs of a certain breed are inherently bad or dangerous is not much different than racists saying all blacks are insert whatever stereotype you'd like because of their skin color or biology.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 09, 2021, 09:30:59 AM
Lol not even you actually believes that.  Troll game tight tho.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 10, 2021, 06:05:30 PM
Dallas Cowboys starting right tackle La'el Collins has been suspended five games for violating the NFL's substance abuse policy, the league announced on Friday.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on September 10, 2021, 10:54:37 PM
Eagles will gladly play his backup in less than three weeks.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 10, 2021, 11:14:28 PM
Gallup is also out 3-5wks with a calf strain
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 10, 2021, 11:40:56 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 10, 2021, 10:54:37 PM
Eagles will gladly play his backup in less than three weeks.

Well, his backup might be Zach Martin.

But the Eagles might be glad to see Zach Martin's backup at guard.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2021, 12:03:43 AM
Especially since their LG and C can be beaten often.

Eagles DL could have a huge game
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on September 15, 2021, 08:24:55 PM
DeMarcus Lawrence broke his foot today.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 15, 2021, 09:56:31 PM
Outside of Dak and the receivers, this team has red flags all over it this season. Might not take much for them to win the division but I wouldn't automatically pencil them in for it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on September 26, 2021, 09:03:36 AM
Shefter reporting that Collins tried to bribe the sampling staff. 

Smart.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on September 26, 2021, 02:48:08 PM
lol there's more, too
Quote
   9/26/2021 12:27:15 PM

Dallas Cowboys right tackle La'el Collins was suspended by the NFL after trying to bribe the league's drug-test collector, sources told Adam Schefter of ESPN.

Players cannot be suspended for positive marijuana tests under the NFL's new collective bargaining agreement, but Collins' issue was multiple missed tests and also trying to bribe the test collector, according to sources.

The NFL initially was preparing to suspend Collins five games for his actions, but the NFL Players Association -- aware of the intended five-game suspension -- helped negotiate a reduction to what would have been a two-game ban.

Collins, however, appealed the suspension, and the appeal was heard by an arbitrator appointed jointly by both the league and the NFLPA. The arbitrator not only rejected Collins' appeal, but ruled that based on the evidence, the suspension should be increased back to the original five games.

Collins' lawyer currently is attempting an appeal of the arbitrator's decision, but league sources believe the suspension, which was announced Sept. 10, will not be reduced.
I'd expect nothing less from the boys
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 05, 2021, 08:35:55 PM
Well now.

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1445547942429945868 21
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 05, 2021, 08:41:27 PM
holy shtein
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 05, 2021, 08:47:16 PM
Parsons and others made him expendable. His leg never really recovered to let him be the ND Smith with his nerve issue. Plus his contract is guaranteed for injury in 2022 so if he gets hurt now they're on the hook.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on October 06, 2021, 02:11:08 AM
Teams have been feasting on him for two years. He's physically limited and either sucks at prep or is just too dumb to improve his mental game.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on November 25, 2021, 05:46:21 PM
DALLAS SUCKS!

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on November 25, 2021, 08:14:25 PM
The pbp coverage is beyond biased.  It's embarrassing to the point where I'm hoping for a stray nuke to hit the stadium.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on November 25, 2021, 09:20:45 PM
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 25, 2021, 11:15:00 PM
Ummmm...

https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/1464064824078311427
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on November 25, 2021, 11:17:35 PM
Who among us hasn't had to use breathing techniques for an ungodly large log in the bathroom?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on November 26, 2021, 12:13:23 AM
What a great Thanksgiving
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on November 26, 2021, 07:41:02 AM
Watching Dallas lose like that makes Thanksgiving marginally tolerable.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 29, 2021, 11:04:45 AM
McCarthy is positive for COVID in addition to eight players.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on November 29, 2021, 04:22:02 PM
HOAX!

DOING MY RESEARCH!

LIBS!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on November 29, 2021, 11:11:11 PM
Hope he didn't infect the turkey.

No loss, Dan Quinn is a better coach anyway.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 05, 2021, 05:33:27 PM
https://twitter.com/The33rdTeamFB/status/1467493603148800002
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 05, 2021, 09:17:22 PM
That's surprising.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 16, 2022, 08:24:09 PM
Well looky here

https://twitter.com/slaternfl/status/1482884132426428423 21
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 16, 2022, 08:57:53 PM
Pretty sure that's either Antifa or eagles fans throwing shtein.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 16, 2022, 09:14:51 PM
https://twitter.com/gehlkennfl/status/1482898680038498304 21
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 16, 2022, 10:36:45 PM
I thought he was gonna piss on it. Nope! Gunzzzz

https://twitter.com/drew_phelps83/status/1482896410764886035 21
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on January 16, 2022, 11:39:05 PM
God damned manchildren.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 17, 2022, 07:56:05 AM
Exterminate the brutes.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 17, 2022, 10:08:52 AM
Screamin' A went nuclear on the Pokes.  Good shtein. 

https://twitter.com/stephenasmith/status/1482885650525343746 20
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 17, 2022, 10:17:41 AM
I can't stand that guy.  Or most of his colleagues.  What a colossal waste of time and energy.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 17, 2022, 10:21:57 AM
Dallas has 11 straight playoff berths without even making the conference champ game (nevermind winning it)....an all time NFL record
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 17, 2022, 10:25:54 AM
25+ years:  Eagles have as many Super Bowl victories as the Cowboys do divisional round playoff wins
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 17, 2022, 10:28:46 AM
Dallas has won three playoff games since Tom Brady made his first start in college.



This is fun.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 17, 2022, 10:32:00 AM
which team is worse, the Jets or the Cowboys? 

you decide:


playoff wins over the last 25 seasons: NYJets-7, Cowboys-3.
conference championship games reached over the last 25 seasons: NYJets-3, Cowboys-0.
Number of head coaches over the last 25 seasons: NYJets-8, Cowboys-7.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 17, 2022, 11:26:54 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 17, 2022, 10:32:00 AM
Number of head coaches over the last 25 seasons: NYJets-8, Cowboys-7.

Only reason the Cowboys aren't ahead in this category is because they kept Garrett five years too long.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 17, 2022, 11:29:08 AM
...and keeping him might be the same reason they are "ahead" in the others...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 17, 2022, 12:11:23 PM
Imagine being stuck paying Dak $40 million for the next 3 seasons. I'll criticize Howie till I'm blue in the face but he not only cut ties with his mistake he also got 2 goods picks for him. And Wentz had shtein around him Dak has actual talent.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 17, 2022, 12:13:01 PM
I'd like to see him cut ties with some of the mistakes he's kept around

JJAW and Reagor need to go...Greg Ward is better than both combined and cheaper too
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 17, 2022, 12:23:11 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 17, 2022, 12:13:01 PM
I'd like to see him cut ties with some of the mistakes he's kept around

JJAW and Reagor need to go...Greg Ward is better than both combined and cheaper too

No argument from me

Hated both picks

They need to sign a Veteran/depth guy instead of keeping useless picks around who contribute nothing

If Garrett Wilson makes it to the teens no brainer pick. Unfortunate Jameson Williams got hurt but mid first he'd still be a great pick.


Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 17, 2022, 12:33:05 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on January 17, 2022, 11:26:54 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 17, 2022, 10:32:00 AM
Number of head coaches over the last 25 seasons: NYJets-8, Cowboys-7.

Only reason the Cowboys aren't ahead in this category is because they kept Garrett five years too long.

And replaced him with Mike McCarthy.  I'm thinking the Trumper fargface who runs the show *might* be the problem.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 17, 2022, 12:33:15 PM
Not only the Dak contract but they're weighed down by Zeke's deal too.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on January 17, 2022, 03:56:36 PM
That game was great to watch, other than the last minute taking a half an hour. The best thing about is how close it seemed at the end. The players and Jerruh can keep thinking that if it was for that dumb official they would probably be going to the SB. As long as they have dumb ass 'me' players like Zeke, Cooper and Van der Esch, not to even to mention their moronic owner who promotes that ilk, they will be the same old losers. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 18, 2022, 08:22:20 AM
Denzel was on Kimmel last night. Never knew he was a long time Cowboys fan. Finding out someone's a Cowboys fan is a less extreme version of finding out someone's a Trumper. You just look at that person differently.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on January 18, 2022, 10:01:28 AM
I saw that too, first time I've seen Kimmel in years. Man he hasn't stopped going hard at Trump huh, I mean it's funny but why keep even talking about him.  Also I thought 21 Pilots was some teeny bopper pop band, but whatever song they played was pretty bad ass, got stuck in my head for a while.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 18, 2022, 02:32:06 PM
I very recently started watching Kimmel because of his guests. I'm too old to stay up that late on work nights so I dvr, watch the monologue and the main guest. Trumps a layup for jokes for late night hosts.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 23, 2022, 10:57:52 AM
Bengals 27th different NFL team to make a conference championship game since the Cowboys last made it to one.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 23, 2022, 11:35:41 AM
26th, no? Think Washington, Cleveland, Detroit, and Miami would be the other ones with a longer drought. And Houston has never made it but hasn't been around the whole time.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 23, 2022, 01:06:29 PM
I didn't count them up myself, just parroting some shtein I saw online. 

I know nothing.  I'm just sitting here looking at pretty colors.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 23, 2022, 01:21:13 PM
First road playoff win in the history of the franchise.   That's insane.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 09, 2022, 08:10:38 PM
Juicy drama

https://twitter.com/dvnjr/status/1501721375731601410 21
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 09, 2022, 08:26:11 PM
Might as well make her the new GM.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on March 12, 2022, 02:10:34 PM
No way Dallas would have traded him to us but that's a good deal for the Browns

Quote

Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
Cowboys are finalizing a trade to send WR Amari Cooper and a sixth-round pick to the Cleveland Browns for a 2022 fifth-round pick and a sixth-round pick, per league sources.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 12, 2022, 02:35:34 PM
basically like signing him in free agency but you have to give up a 5th rounder as compensation
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 12, 2022, 03:10:00 PM
And eat that contract
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 13, 2022, 01:53:08 AM
I know Nasa will never divulge receiving transmissions from the far end of our galaxy which state: FARG DALLAS NOW AND FOREVER, AS HAS BEEN WRITTEN FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE GALACTIC AGE!. But one day that shtein's really going to down. Unless it already has been for like 25+ years.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 13, 2022, 01:53:50 AM
nm
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 13, 2022, 01:41:24 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 12, 2022, 03:10:00 PM
And eat that contract

Not sure if you are aware but big contracts are handed out in free agency
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 13, 2022, 03:25:19 PM
No I wasn't. Thanks for clearing that up for me, Mr Roseman.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 13, 2022, 04:11:32 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on March 13, 2022, 01:53:50 AM
nm

it made more sense in duplicate
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 13, 2022, 06:07:27 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on March 13, 2022, 01:53:08 AM
I know Nasa will never divulge receiving transmissions from the far end of our galaxy which state: FARG DALLAS NOW AND FOREVER, AS HAS BEEN WRITTEN FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE GALACTIC AGE!. But one day that shtein's really going to down. Unless it already has been for like 25+ years.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 13, 2022, 06:15:50 PM
lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 15, 2022, 03:34:18 PM
Cowboys official Twitter announces Randy Gregory re-signed for 5/70
two minutes later, Broncos claim he's taking his talents to Denver for the same deal

hmm...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on March 15, 2022, 03:36:10 PM
Denver > dallas.  especially if you smoke.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 15, 2022, 03:47:51 PM
Texas has no income tax, so he's paying a lot to take the same deal in Colorado, if you care about that kind of thing.  I don't.

You couldn't pay me to live in Texas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 17, 2022, 01:47:44 PM
Lael Collins is being released
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 17, 2022, 04:23:22 PM
He was another cap casuality. Cowboys droppin turds right and left.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on March 17, 2022, 09:27:02 PM
Can they release Zeke?  Will it kill them both dead money and cap space wise?  He is slipping fast.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 17, 2022, 10:00:29 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on March 17, 2022, 09:27:02 PM
Can they release Zeke?  Will it kill them both dead money and cap space wise?  He is slipping fast.

I hope they don't, his contract was beyond dumb. I'd like the Cowboys to keep paying it out.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 17, 2022, 10:55:59 PM
Same.

I think 2023 is when they can reasonably get out of it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 18, 2022, 06:53:50 AM
From whati read, they really can't shed Zeke this year.   
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on April 15, 2022, 05:24:10 AM
Dallas Cowboys' Kelvin Joseph a person of interest in murder investigation

https://www.star-telegram.com/sports/nfl/dallas-cowboys/article260440657.html
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on June 15, 2022, 09:12:00 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/vcvja7/mississippi_weatherman_uses_some_nfl_analogy_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on July 05, 2022, 07:00:42 PM
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1544445265716936704
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 01, 2022, 05:00:30 PM
QuoteThe Dallas Cowboys are concerned that veteran wide receiver James Washington suffered a Jones fracture in his foot Monday, a source told ESPN's Adam Schefter.

Washington was carted off the practice field Monday and is undergoing additional testing.

Washington signed a one-year contract with the Cowboys as a free agent this offseason after spending the first four seasons of his NFL career with the Pittsburgh Steelers.

With Michael Gallup not expected to be ready to play in Week 1 after tearing his ACL in January, the outside receiver starting spot opposite CeeDee Lamb is up for grabs and Washington was among the players competing for that job.

Also a reminder that Amari Cooper plays for the Browns now.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 02, 2022, 08:52:28 AM
I don't think anyone was worried about Washington, but with him out for extended period--10 weeks/ready around week 6--that leaves Dallas WR group at:

CeeDee



Jalen Tolbert (R)
Simi Fehoko
KaVontae Turpin (USFL MVP )


injured
Gallup
Washington


This hurts the quarterback.  Will be interesting to see how Dak fares with a sub-par supporting cast.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 02, 2022, 03:16:26 PM
They'll sign Reagor after he's cut and he'll roast the Eagles.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 25, 2022, 03:20:58 AM
Tyron Smith. Torn hammy at least, possibly worse, out indefinitely.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 25, 2022, 11:31:32 AM
paging jason peters
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 25, 2022, 06:13:06 PM
if Peters can get them to give him a check God bless him, we'll just not speak of it after...

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2022, 11:44:30 PM
Dak out multiple weeks with a broken thumb that he needs surgery on
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 12, 2022, 12:03:18 AM
What a sports weekend for the state of Texas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 12, 2022, 12:27:04 AM
They lost their RG and a S too

Yeah it'll be a fun week at work
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on September 12, 2022, 07:59:00 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 12, 2022, 12:03:18 AM
What a sports weekend for the state of Texas

knockout blows landed all around, from AP to Dak
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on September 12, 2022, 12:01:29 PM
6-8 weeks

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1569290476527980545 20&t=TEdv8kXeFN-mfcAYtdS5Kw
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 23, 2022, 06:41:46 PM
this is not surprising but is still brutal

https://wapo.st/3gukthF
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 23, 2022, 10:26:13 PM
Wow - I never knew he was there.

I'm glad they have Dale Hansel's take in there - he's fantastic.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on December 12, 2022, 12:23:57 PM
QuoteDallas loses their starting RT Terrance Steele with a ACL
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 12, 2022, 01:43:26 PM
That's too bad.  Last game it was, "they beat Cooper Rush and Parsons was injured!" 

Now what its gonna be, "our O-Line wasn't healthy!?"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 12, 2022, 03:49:07 PM
Signed old ass TY Hilton
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 14, 2022, 12:17:24 PM
What is it about guys who become Cowboys and immediately become attention-whoring loudmouths?

The reason I ask is because Micah Parsons, noted deep thinker, decided to start talking shtein about Hurts being an undeserving MVP candidate. 

Imagine starting a beef with a guy like Hurts who really seems like the one guy who honestly couldn't give two shteins about any of that.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 14, 2022, 01:09:51 PM
Guess he's salty that Jalen made him look stupid on that roll out TD pass in the first game
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 14, 2022, 01:47:15 PM
He didn't say anything

Hard pass on the outrage
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 14, 2022, 02:50:59 PM
Got about two seconds into reading about it before it became clear the whole thing is manufactured by the media for engagement.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on December 14, 2022, 04:04:10 PM
Jalen's response to Micah's comment "I'm worried about the Bears"

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on December 14, 2022, 05:02:49 PM
Crying over spilled milk but the first play after Cowboys stopped the Texans on 4th and goal, Dak throwing out of the endzone, obvious holding on #75 of Cowboys in the endzone.  No way the two refs in the backfield missed that!!!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 14, 2022, 08:20:12 PM
"I'm going to worry about the Chicago Bears this week, mate, worry about this game. Micah should worry about his game this week, too. I don't know who the f--- they're playing, pardon my language. Just worry about who you got this week," Mailata said.

That's how we do it here. I'm not going to worry about any other comments anybody said. That's just how we focus and run about our business. We've got the Chicago Bears, not the Chicago Micah Parsons."


Welp.  I guess that settles that. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 18, 2022, 04:17:51 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 18, 2022, 04:17:56 PM
Lol

farg you Dallas
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on December 18, 2022, 04:34:59 PM
My buddy is at the game.  The joint went nuts after the pick.   
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on December 18, 2022, 04:50:28 PM
Thank you Doug!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 18, 2022, 04:53:35 PM
fargin Beautiful
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on December 18, 2022, 09:08:21 PM
Happy holidays to us!
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 23, 2023, 05:18:59 AM
Washington, Detroit, and Miami are the only NFL teams to have gone longer than Dallas without appearing in a conference championship game.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 23, 2023, 08:57:11 AM
Lol

https://twitter.com/kylebrandt/status/1617514193095168001 46&t=hZHBRCGBVGX0v0g5AbbDng
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 23, 2023, 10:42:37 AM
Nice to see self-professed league MVP Micah Parsons turn the maturity page and accept his share of responsibility for the loss graciously.

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3453342/a-tale-as-old-as-time-cowboys-lose-a-playoff-game-in-horrific-fashion-micah-parsons-immediately-blames-dak-prescott
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 23, 2023, 10:49:49 AM
Quote from: Rome on January 23, 2023, 10:42:37 AM
https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3453342/a-tale-as-old-as-time-cowboys-lose-a-playoff-game-in-horrific-fashion-micah-parsons-immediately-blames-dak-prescott

Meh, it's a stretch to say he "blamed Dak" based on what he said. It's plainly obvious that 12 points from your offense isn't going to cut it in a playoff game. Defense kept the boys in it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on January 23, 2023, 11:02:35 AM
They have a culture in Dallas that reeks of entitlement from the geriatric creep of an owner all the way down.

I seriously doubt there's a single mirror in that building because no one ever wants to accept blame when shtein goes south. 

And no, he's not wrong.  The offense played like ass and the defense played good enough to win.  But the reality is the defense ALSO lost right along with the offense and special teams and coaches and everyone else in that shteinhouse of a team.

Never change, Dallas.  Just never farging change.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 23, 2023, 12:33:11 PM
Never change, Rome.  Just never farging change.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Don Ho on January 23, 2023, 05:25:00 PM
Good lord, the Dallas press has been crucifying Dak since last night. Brutal shtein.  So Nicky calling out Angelo for calling out Gannon is all we got?  Fine.

I have to admit I wanted Parsons over DaVonta but Parsons showing he can be quite the diva prick and D. Smith is for real!! 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 23, 2023, 09:13:50 PM
i dont really get the dak dallas offense hate...no they werent good but almost no one is against sf..they give up like 16 a game...dallas got 12.... not really a big deal
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 23, 2023, 09:56:19 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 23, 2023, 09:13:50 PM
i dont really get the dak dallas offense hate...no they werent good but almost no one is against sf..they give up like 16 a game...dallas got 12.... not really a big deal

Culmination of 7 straight years not advancing to an nfccg despite having the talent to...their year was last year they had a better line and two #1 wrs. He wanted $40 million a year that doesn't come with no strings attached. Both picks were on Dak and were the difference in the game. Their own team agrees

https://twitter.com/dallascowboys/status/1617383701226176512 46&t=Hde8u-z_BtwbQy6iO5Pjcw
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 23, 2023, 10:27:38 PM
he had two awful picks and strung 1 td together...geno smith put up more pts in 1 half and jarrett stidham carved them up 4 weeks ago. theyre a good defense but not the 85 bears.

dak is as average as it gets and you cant win with average
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 23, 2023, 10:46:28 PM
they give up 16 a game dallas scored 12....its not a story other than fans and media being cowboys obsessed
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on January 23, 2023, 10:48:16 PM
12 aint cuttin it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 23, 2023, 11:02:47 PM
I enjoy seeing him get roasted. I get sick of those fools anointing him as some elite QB.

The Cowboys fans today have been great to listen to
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 24, 2023, 08:25:06 AM
Quote from: MDS on January 23, 2023, 10:48:16 PM
12 aint cutting it

nor was 10 against Cincinnati or 7 against the eagles
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 24, 2023, 09:27:13 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 24, 2023, 08:25:06 AM
Quote from: MDS on January 23, 2023, 10:48:16 PM
12 aint cutting it

nor was 10 against Cincinnati or 7 against the eagles

Dak isn't very good. He's not horrible but he's not taking a team to the next level. You're still
In the bargaining phase of grieving. Hopefully acceptance is right around the corner.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 24, 2023, 11:32:19 AM
lol
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on February 04, 2023, 04:03:02 PM
brian schotenheimer and mike mccarthy, the offensive brain trust

hate to see it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 08, 2023, 01:06:37 PM
Can't stand Irvin or anything Dallas but if he was removed because some random woman he met briefly in a public lobby is making accusations about something he did there should be some sort of video showing what he did was inappropriate. This is where wokeism and cancel culture need to be checked. He's off sb coverage now because of an accusation in public. If video comes out that nothing happened the woman making the false accusations should be held accountable.

https://twitter.com/tmz/status/1623364755229446154 46&t=7XdIpmW8mBtHzjMeGjqMww
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on February 08, 2023, 03:35:04 PM
he was loaded and likely made a pass at a woman who worked for the nfl/media or some sponsor. a man with a history of substance abuse and sex addiction would NEVER
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 08, 2023, 03:40:42 PM
Quote from: MDS on February 08, 2023, 03:35:04 PM
he was loaded and likely made a pass at a woman who worked for the nfl/media or some sponsor. a man with a history of substance abuse and sex addiction would NEVER

Source?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on February 08, 2023, 04:14:21 PM
he called a dallas radio station and said he was drinking...the video shows him talking to a woman....not hard to add 1 and "come up to my room for the pipe" together
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 08, 2023, 04:19:14 PM
Quote from: MDS on February 08, 2023, 04:14:21 PM
he called a dallas radio station and said he was drinking...the video shows him talking to a woman....not hard to add 1 and "come up to my room for the pipe" together

I can't find the video

If drinking and talking to a women is enough to get you kicked off covering the superbowl we're all farged
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 08, 2023, 07:09:29 PM
That lady should just consider herself lucky. Can you imagine if this happened at the front desk where there were some scissors lying around?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on February 08, 2023, 07:32:48 PM
Quote from: Hurts_Defense_Superbowl on February 08, 2023, 04:19:14 PM
Quote from: MDS on February 08, 2023, 04:14:21 PM
he called a dallas radio station and said he was drinking...the video shows him talking to a woman....not hard to add 1 and "come up to my room for the pipe" together

I can't find the video

If drinking and talking to a women is enough to get you kicked off covering the superbowl we're all farged

the video wasnt released...mike described what was on it. and he didnt "talk" to a woman. he was sauced, said something gross and got sent home. keep your hyper sexual comments where they belong - on a stupid eagles message board
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 08, 2023, 08:15:14 PM
Mike as in Irvin? He said it was a .45 second chat in the lobby and they shook hands.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on February 08, 2023, 10:00:17 PM
i always take the word of alcoholic womanizers
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 08, 2023, 10:23:17 PM
Quote from: MDS on February 08, 2023, 10:00:17 PM
i always take the word of alcoholic womanizers

Most men are alcoholic womanizers

"I spent 90% of my money on booze and women...the rest I wasted"
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on February 08, 2023, 10:45:34 PM
You're not making the point you think you are.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 09, 2023, 11:20:01 AM
"I talked to her for about 45 seconds
We shook hands. Then, I left. ... That's all I know".
- all he seems to know is that he did nothing wrong but remembers nothing else except exactly how long the conversation was.

"I don't recall that conversation
It was a friendly conversation"
- i dont remember the conversation even happening but i know it was friendly

"I don't recall that conversation
There was definitely nothing physical."
- DEFINITELY.  cant remember anything but i definitely know i didn't touch her

"It was a 45-second conversation in the lobby, a handshake and we left." - even tho i touched her when we shook hands.  oh i remember it was a very friendly shake tho

"Nobody was in my room." - what a weird thing to say when you weren't asked this
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 09, 2023, 11:30:08 AM
Emmett Till says hi racist
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 09, 2023, 11:55:27 AM
It's also great the nfl will pull Irvin for a conversation and an allegation but there's pictures of Jerry Jones groping women and he's still the head owner in the league

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2721817/amp/Married-Dallas-Cowboys-owner-Jerry-Jones-insists-photos-showing-strippers-five-years-ago-misrepresented-breaks-silence-scandal.html
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on February 09, 2023, 12:11:54 PM
we are all fervent supporters of jerry jones, yes
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 09, 2023, 01:32:50 PM
I for one cant believe the nfl punished a loud black tv guy and not the most powerful billionaire white owner in the league
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 09, 2023, 01:45:17 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 09, 2023, 01:32:50 PM
I for one cant believe the nfl punished a loud black tv guy and not the most powerful billionaire white owner in the league

You punished him too let's not act like it's just the nfl
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 09, 2023, 01:52:32 PM
I actually love irvin but if you cant read his comments and see how ridiculous they are then im not sure what to say 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 09, 2023, 02:20:58 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 09, 2023, 01:52:32 PM
I actually love irvin

Of course you do

Good to know any accusation now endangers your employment no matter how lightly circumstantial the evidence
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 09, 2023, 02:26:35 PM
99.9% of the world goes out every nite and never gets accused of anything...maybe Irvin should try to do that more often
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 09, 2023, 02:33:41 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 09, 2023, 02:26:35 PM
99.9% of the world goes out every nite and never gets accused of anything...maybe Irvin should try to do that more often

Famous black athlete and media personality with money = easy target
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 09, 2023, 02:57:50 PM
hes definitely the only famous person thats ever gone out
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 09, 2023, 03:02:04 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 09, 2023, 01:52:32 PMI actually love irvin

As you should.  He gets it.

https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/cowboys/2013/10/19/why-hall-of-fame-wr-michael-irvin-has-never-criticized-philly-fans-for-cheering-career-ending-injury/
By David Moore

Quote[Ever] since Michael Irvin was carried off the field on a stretcher, you have never heard him criticize the Philadelphia fans that cheered his final play in the NFL.

You may not know why.

"I remember my Dad, and a lot of those fans are just like my Dad,'' the Hall of Fame receiver said before the Cowboys left for Sunday's NFC East showdown in Philadelphia. "It's the only place and the only time their opinion counts, the only way they can voice their disappointment, and I can't have a problem with that.''

"There wasn't one Sunday that went by that he didn't say, 'God, I'd do anything if I could just save enough money to get to a game,''' Irvin remembered. "I watched my Dad cry every Sunday in that undefeated Miami Dolphin season. He would have done anything to get to the game.''

Irvin grew up in Fort Lauderdale. He remembers sitting in front of the TV with his father, Walter, on Sunday afternoons watching their beloved Miami Dolphins.

Walter Irvin died before his son made it to the NFL. He was a roofer and a Baptist preacher who barely made enough to feed his 17 children. Taking his son to a Dolphins game was a luxury beyond his reach.

That's why Michael Irvin isn't upset with Eagles fans. That's why he's appalled that commentators have blasted Houston fans for cheering when quarterback Matt Schaub left last week's game with an injury.

"If you want to say I was disappointed with that reaction, you can say that,'' Irvin said. "But calling those people classless, that's way out of bounds.

"You don't know what that man went through to get those tickets and the only way he has to respond to this situation is that. If you don't know that, shut up. You don't know what sacrifices he made.''

Irvin's last game was on Oct. 10, 1999 at Veterans Stadium in Philadelphia. He was carted off the field after a hit by defensive back Tim Hauck to the cheers of the crowd.

"It was a compliment for Philly to cheer me,'' said Irvin, who later learned that a narrowing of the spinal column made it too dangerous for him to continue his career. "Philly wasn't cheering my injury. They were cheering my departure.

"Thank God he's leaving the field, he's been killing us. Thank God, maybe now we have a chance to win.

"You've never heard me say one negative thing about the Philadelphia crowd.''

Now you know why.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 09, 2023, 03:03:34 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 09, 2023, 02:57:50 PM
hes definitely the only famous person thats ever gone out

https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1997/09/17/accuser-of-cowboys-gets-90-days/?outputType=amp

Quote
Accuser of Cowboys gets 90 days
The woman who falsely accused Cowboys Erik Williams and Michael Irvin of sexual assault was sentenced to 90 days in jail Tuesday.

Nina Shahravan, a 24-year-old former topless dancer who recanted her accusations, apologized to the players "for putting them through the stuff that I've put them through."

Shahravan also must pay a $1,500 fine. She could have received probation or up to a year in jail and a $4,000 fine.

"She's an arsonist watching the fire burn," said prosecutor Clark Birdsall, who sought the maximum punishment. "She's someone who throws the fire alarm to watch everybody run."
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 09, 2023, 03:08:22 PM
Jesus Christ yo, this read like a gun nut site, with you and the militia men jerking off over the one story they can find of a person defending their home with an AR15, while ignoring hundreds of mass shootings with one.

Sure, once in a while a woman falsely accuses a guy.  The exception that proves the rule.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 09, 2023, 03:16:05 PM
Yeah classic MAGA whataboutism.  Its probably their number one go to trope.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 09, 2023, 03:33:25 PM
Not even close to whataboutism more like trying to keep the overly woke mob in check. Sorta weird it's the guy we're talking about who was falsely accused. Equally weird is I can't stand him but stick up for him - remember that whole innocent until proven guilty thing - but you two love him and automatically jump to he's a piece of shtein alcoholic who's guilty because he admitted to a .45 second conversation and shaking hands with a female in a public lobby. If it was Peyton Manning neither of you would automatically say he's guilty.

https://www.si.com/.amp/nfl/2016/02/13/peyton-manning-tennessee-sexual-assault-allegations-jamie-naughright
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 09, 2023, 06:43:33 PM
I always take the womens side cause 99% of the time they are telling the truth.  In fact this week more women will not come forward about an assault than have lied about one in the history of the world.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 09, 2023, 10:41:07 PM
https://twitter.com/tmz/status/1623873004433276932 46&t=aYXoLiB7Bv04gmKCn1Rimg
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on February 09, 2023, 10:55:56 PM
Michael, you can't say that after you established that no railing took place.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 09, 2023, 11:06:46 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on February 09, 2023, 10:41:07 PM
https://twitter.com/tmz/status/1623873004433276932 46&t=aYXoLiB7Bv04gmKCn1Rimg

Quote from: Hurts_Defense_Superbowl on February 08, 2023, 01:06:37 PM
If video comes out that nothing happened the woman making the false accusations should be held accountable.

Good for him.

Definitely seems like something a guilty man would do
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 10, 2023, 10:27:14 AM
I don't like to hear a woman called "a female."  Like you're talking about an animal, rather than a person.   Always makes me cock my head a little bit.  Hmm.  You talking about a monkey?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 10, 2023, 10:35:14 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 10, 2023, 10:27:14 AM
I don't like to hear a woman called "a female."  Like you're talking about an animal, rather than a person.   Always makes me cock my head a little bit.  Hmm.  You talking about a monkey?

I don't like people who are prejudice

Wonder if the "female" will lose her job when it comes out Irvin did nothing
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on February 10, 2023, 12:36:13 PM
what an odd hill to die on
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 10, 2023, 12:54:09 PM
Quote from: MDS on February 10, 2023, 12:36:13 PM
what an odd hill to die on

Butthurt over calling a female a "female" threw me for a loop too

Forget about a black man being let go from Super Bowl coverage over an accusation in public that was recorded. Thankfully this incident didn't allegedly take place in Mississippi in the 50's or there would be dire consequences.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 10, 2023, 01:41:33 PM
My dog is a female.  My daughter is a girl.  When she's older, she'll be a woman.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 10, 2023, 01:54:50 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 10, 2023, 01:41:33 PM
My dog is a female.  My daughter is a girl.  When she's older, she'll be a woman.

So when you take her to the doctors office do you cross out female and write "girl" instead?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 10, 2023, 01:58:37 PM
That's not how language works.  In the context of a form, the question is, what sex is the patient.  In the context of speaking about a person the question is not what sex they are, so you refer to them as a person, either by name or by ...

I don't know why I bother.  You're troll game is strong on this point, and now you've got me again.  Congrats!

If you want to call your kid "a female," go on with your bad self.  I'll just think less of you if you say it in front of me, and feel sorry for her.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on February 26, 2023, 01:18:26 PM
Well well well

https://insidethestar.com/federal-judge-supports-motion-by-michael-irvin-despite-marriotts-attempts-to-withhold-video/
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on March 07, 2023, 11:10:06 PM
Irvin's holding a press conference tomorrow for the hand shaking incident if any of his fans here want to tune in

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2023/03/07/michael-irvin-will-hold-a-press-conference-on-wednesday/amp/
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on March 08, 2023, 01:42:34 PM
https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/cowboys/2023/03/08/michael-irvin-offers-emotional-rebuke-of-accusations-likens-incident-to-civil-rights-era/?outputType=amp

QuoteFormer Cowboys wide receiver Michael Irvin held an emotional news conference Wednesday to address a Feb. 5 incident involving a female hotel staffer in Arizona, saying the entire situation "sickens" him and likening it to civil rights injustices.

"In this great country, this takes me back to a time where a white woman would accuse a Black man of something," Irvin said. "Then, they would take a bunch of guys that were above the law, run in a barn, put a rope around his foot and drag him through the mud. And hang him by the tree. Not a thought about what would happen, not investigation, not after repeated attempts of people trying to go and say, 'Hey, guys. Here is what really happened.'

Sickens me too Mike
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 09, 2023, 09:51:15 AM
Honestly, he shouldn't have dressed like that if he didn't want it to happen.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on March 14, 2023, 03:41:13 PM
Here's the Marriott footage of Michael Irvin sexually assaulting that female employee...she walks up to him, they shake hands...converse for a few minutes...then she happily walks off. Her manager is in the background the entire time pissed off hands on hips watching the interaction. He's probably plowing her and is upset she's talking to a celebrity so she made that story up.

Great zapruder break down by Irvin's lawyer. They dismissed the previous lawsuit without prejudice and refiled adding 4 defendants. The female in the video should have criminal charges brought against her for false allegations. Just a reminder the man was removed from his hotel room in the middle of the night and taken off Super Bowl coverage over an allegation that happened in a public lobby and was on film.

Sad people persecuted a black man over allegations with no evidence. We still have a long way to go towards equality.

https://www.wfaa.com/amp/article/news/local/dallas-cowboys-michael-irvin-marriott-lawsuit-video-press-conference/287-ba52f9fe-5a70-4573-bf3a-8e017feb2130
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on March 14, 2023, 05:10:46 PM
Traded a 5th for Stephon Gilmore
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on March 14, 2023, 10:25:07 PM
he asked if her if she wanted a black man inside of her...but i guess nowadays you cant even say that to a woman smh
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on March 14, 2023, 10:37:11 PM
Quote from: MDS on March 14, 2023, 10:25:07 PM
he asked if her if she wanted a black man inside of her...but i guess nowadays you cant even say that to a woman smh

You heard that on audio or just believe what Carolyn says about Emmett? Please watch that video at no point does she gesture like he said anything offensive. Guilty people don't generally sue for $100 million and innocent defendants don't attempt to withhold video. They were in public, on video, with people around. He has witnesses that back his claim the Marriott has a Star struck female employee and a pouty manager she's probably plowing.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 14, 2023, 10:38:10 PM
Gotta say...that's pretty convincing in favor of him.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on March 15, 2023, 10:04:28 AM
Looks like Zeke's time in Dallas is over
https://www.star-telegram.com/sports/nfl/dallas-cowboys/article273154460.html

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 15, 2023, 11:23:42 AM
That's too bad. His deal was an amusing joke plus I think Pollard is better.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on March 15, 2023, 11:27:18 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on March 15, 2023, 11:23:42 AM
That's too bad. His deal was an amusing joke plus I think Pollard is better.

Didn't realize he was signed for 6 years $90 million. That is insane money for a RB.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 15, 2023, 11:32:49 AM
That contract arguably cost them multiple deep playoff runs. Peak Jerry.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 15, 2023, 06:37:26 PM
Zeke also had the kind of mentality that leads good teams to choking. Sorry to see him go, will miss his trademark feed ME.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 15, 2023, 06:55:52 PM
Sad to see him go.

Wonder which scrub team grabs him? Tampa?
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on March 19, 2023, 09:51:30 AM
https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1637451151908954113 20
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on June 15, 2023, 02:34:58 PM
https://twitter.com/BarstoolPhilly/status/1669374365178232832
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 25, 2023, 03:14:11 PM
Need to see the details but $97m for a dude who gets roasted like a pig at our boy DonHo's parties?



https://twitter.com/nfl/status/1683917938544238596 46&t=Uib2YOn6CJgx-z2RaE9o7Q
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 25, 2023, 04:30:21 PM
I saw something about Zack Martin wanting more money? 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 25, 2023, 06:05:13 PM
Yeah he's holding out. And they caked this fool off before him.

Hope Martin is pissed.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on July 25, 2023, 09:55:35 PM
Think it's a good deal for the Boys, he's only 24 and still improving. His 2021 was like CJGJ, lots of flashy INTs but gained by sacrificing other parts of his game. 2022 he was a more complete player, less biting and more tackling, and offenses tested him less. He's not elite but he's in that second tier and still might get to elite status.

Not a bank breaking contract either.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 23, 2023, 12:02:38 PM
I don't know what you have to do in Texas to catch a gun charge--probably just be black with a gun at all--but Sam Williams, who passes that look test, just got popped for illegal carry, and having some weed.  Since it's Texas, the gun charge is a misdemeanor and the pot charge is a felony.

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 23, 2023, 07:22:41 PM
Yeah catching a gun charge here is hard. Has to be because he had the weed.

Good to see Dallas acquiring players who'd be able to party with Irvin.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 23, 2023, 07:52:39 PM
Yeah, that's just it.  Without the drug charge, there's no gun charge.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 23, 2023, 07:53:56 PM
Backwards ass shtein ain't it
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 23, 2023, 07:56:31 PM
The kind of rules and incentives that children would make for themselves on the playground.  Fundamentally stupid civic bodies, apparently.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 24, 2023, 04:52:44 PM
The Dallas rookie class is a MASH unit

WR David Durden tore an ACL, joining LB DeMarvion Overshown and TE John Stevens who each suffered the same injury.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 25, 2023, 07:28:43 PM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1695214383729717550
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 25, 2023, 07:34:42 PM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1695215629265981837
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 25, 2023, 10:11:10 PM
This is the kind of news I live for....

I'll chuckle for a whole day or two just to think of it.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 25, 2023, 10:26:47 PM
i dont blame them, dak stinks
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: General_Failure on August 25, 2023, 10:29:12 PM
For a fourth round pick? Sure, why not.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 25, 2023, 10:38:23 PM
I was never a believer in Lance but to go for a 4th round pick two years after #3 overall when there isn't even a Josh Rosen level of tape showing you sucking at the NFL level... the kid must be really terrible.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 25, 2023, 10:59:23 PM
his contract wasnt helping as a high 1

its just an insane move for dallas and a direct indictment on dak the same way the hurts pick was to wentz. dak is not the bitch carson was but they are just inviting drama. gonna be fun to watch.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 25, 2023, 11:02:23 PM
And Lynch goes on TV during the game and talks about how much Dallas wanted him

Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 26, 2023, 10:27:14 AM
This is nothing but good for the rest of the NFC.  The team that ran out of QBs last year got rid of one, not the smartest play I think.  The team with an entrenched mediocrity just got drama from a flashy but objectively inferior addition to the position group... Win win win for everyone else in the conference.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 26, 2023, 08:05:42 PM
from a PFT bit about the trade for Lance.

QuoteJones said the Cowboys were targeting Jalen Hurts before the Eagles traded him 53rd overall in 2020.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 26, 2023, 09:33:14 PM
Thank god they didn't get him
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on August 26, 2023, 11:27:52 PM
jerry jones is so smart and totally was gonna draft the superstar qb if he had just had the chance

sure
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on September 09, 2023, 09:08:53 AM
Dak got a big tattoo under sedation. 

Quote"People are gonna think it's crazy and it is crazy," Prescott told Clarence Hill of the Star-Telegram. "I get that. But I'm crazy. That's my point is I am. I know I am. I'm not afraid of nothing."


He's not afraid of nothing.  Except the pain that attends getting inked.  He's afraid of that.  Moron.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on September 18, 2023, 02:11:49 AM
Is Jerry's face always full of flop sweat and every shade of the scarlet color palette? Or is it just in this clip when he's asked about minority ownership.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38427854/cowboys-jerry-jones-working-increase-minority-ownership-nfl
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 21, 2023, 05:27:38 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 25, 2023, 03:14:11 PMNeed to see the details but $97m for a dude who gets roasted like a pig at our boy DonHo's parties?



https://twitter.com/nfl/status/1683917938544238596 46&t=Uib2YOn6CJgx-z2RaE9o7Q

Popped his ACL in practice today
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 21, 2023, 05:41:47 PM
At least he got paid first.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 29, 2023, 07:38:59 PM
https://twitter.com/TroeIEmbiid/status/1707865090005827783
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on October 03, 2023, 07:56:30 PM
QuoteJerry Jones: Road to Super Bowl runs through 49ers
Dallas' road to the superbowl runs through Jerry suddenly croaking. Not that I'd truly wish that upon him. But I admit I'm conflicted.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 03, 2023, 08:38:42 PM
I used to think that.

But his kid has proven himself to be about as bad
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on October 03, 2023, 09:29:37 PM
I harbor no actual ill will toward Jerry Jones.  He's an icehole in some ways, but what the farg.

Snyder..that guy I'll be please to learn of any and all misfortune he suffers.  He's a piece of human trash through and through.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Rome on November 23, 2023, 10:59:39 AM
Is Dak Prescott the Best QB in the NFL right now?


ESPN is just wondering because there's clearly never enough idiotic hyperbolic speculation about that on the WWL. 
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on November 23, 2023, 02:05:21 PM
Not even the best QB in Texas.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 23, 2023, 02:51:57 PM
Yeah Stroud will have a better career
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 14, 2024, 08:19:11 PM
The Packers have more playoff wins at AT&T Stadium than the Cowboys do.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: phattymatty on January 14, 2024, 08:37:58 PM
That was extremely fun to watch
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 14, 2024, 11:56:56 PM
This shtein here is gold.

https://twitter.com/tchocolatepage/status/1746743358767222796 46&t=Uib2YOn6CJgx-z2RaE9o7Q
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 15, 2024, 05:26:20 AM
marvelous...
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: SD on January 17, 2024, 07:52:44 PM
Cowboys are sticking with McCarthy
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 17, 2024, 08:12:57 PM
Good.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on January 17, 2024, 09:24:28 PM
yessssssssssssss
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: Diomedes on January 17, 2024, 09:45:10 PM
BB must have told Jerry no thanks
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 13, 2024, 05:41:38 PM
Only team that hasn't signed an FA from another team so far. But the cupboard is bare at RB, so they have to do something.
Title: Re: farg Dallas! Thread
Post by: MDS on March 13, 2024, 06:41:10 PM
they also have DAK in the last year of his deal with a no franchise clause...so either they gotta give them the biggest bag ever (someone else will if they dont) or theyll start ben dinucci