Question:
Are Samoans really a trustworthy long-term solution to bodyguardship?
Option 1: Yes, they're scary motherfargers, even the men.
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Option 2: No, they're easy to kill, just open a packet of sugar on them and they go into diabetic shock.
votes: 0
Option 3: Real Samoans wear skirts.
votes: 1
Option 4: They look weird.
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Option 5: I dare you to tell me where the Island of Samoa is. That's what I thought.
votes: 0