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^^LMFAO^^
His Minniesohtah accent almost sounded like when they do the Asian voices on South Park, "Hold on Kyuh, it's gonna be arrot!"
cuzzo now bff's with trump
Did they throw the green pants away? White/white again.
the less disgusting midnight green the better
Speaking of disgusting. Another week another having to stream the game. Stupid rules. We only get one early game here.
Oh good, the Tax Break Awareness gear is back.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 13, 2019, 12:53:15 PM
Speaking of disgusting. Another week another having to stream the game. Stupid rules. We only get one early game here.
explain to me how you should be able to watch eagles games in houston
Go team.
I don't care one bit about the Vikings, but I'm glad they'll always leave their fans disappointed at the end of the season.
Quote from: MDS on October 13, 2019, 01:02:54 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 13, 2019, 12:53:15 PM
Speaking of disgusting. Another week another having to stream the game. Stupid rules. We only get one early game here.
explain to me how you should be able to watch eagles games in houston
Fox should be showing the game
Goddamn shtein ass secondary eats dick.
No clue what McLeod was supposedly doing on that 3rd and 13.
What's a pass rush?
Of course they're gonna give up opening drive points
Opening drive blues
4 TD drives in 6 games to start the year is unacceptable.
How do you lose a receiver in the end zone?
Sydney Jones IV continues to suck ass
What are cousins career stats against the eagles
sidney jones is bad
the end
Nice mistake rookie take a knee in the Endzone next time
I'd feel more confident about this drive if I thought they had a WR that could catch.
I have no clue why I don't bet every first quarter against the eagles
wentz is like a 42 year old game manager
Well they payed to their strengths of not having to rely on receptions, I'm all out of ideas.
Well there was your confidence check in the receiving corps
The usual suspects.
Jones, Sanders, Agholor whiffing on the block
You're playing ten yards off the receiver so he doesn't get by you, and he gets by you!
Other than Fletcher Cox this defense really is a piece of shtein
Thank goodness Cousins is an idiot.
Just trade away every draft pick for whatever corners you can find at this point.
Does Charles Davis love to hear him self talk or what?
Quote from: General_Failure on October 13, 2019, 01:31:08 PM
Just trade away every draft pick for whatever corners you can find at this point.
They sure aren't going to draft any corner that's any good, this FO has proven that. Get Jalen Ramsey and get him now.
charles davis has a learning disability
Someone tell Charles Davis a catch requires two feet down before body parts start hitting the ground out of bounds.
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 13, 2019, 01:35:16 PM
Someone tell Charles Davis a catch requires two feet down before body parts start hitting the ground out of bounds.
But his knee might not have been a yard out of bounds, you don't know!
Eagles just played an entire quarter of football in 2019 without a forward pass
Wentz was a perfect 1/1 for 4 yards in the first quarter. Spectacular.
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 13, 2019, 01:39:30 PM
Eagles just played an entire quarter of football in 2019 without a forward pass
incorrect
they had 1
Who could have guessed that Peters going out would mean pressure from the left side?
every pass is like 5 yards in the air
this is so pathetic
Team MVP Jake Elliott.
if I were a doug I would make every player set their alarm 1/2 hour earlier.
Quote from: Eagaholic on October 13, 2019, 01:46:50 PM
if I were a doug I would make every player set their alarm 1/2 hour earlier.
I wish I had slept in another half hour
Quote from: MDS on October 13, 2019, 01:45:43 PM
every pass is like 5 yards in the air
this is so pathetic
This is what the next 5 weeks will be
Has to be as bad as Fletcher and Williams at this point
Why do they even put cornerbacks on the field?
cuzzo >>>> Wentz
Nice mouth Zac Brown.
Nice jog Rasul.
This is farging bullshtein
Defense blows
Wentz is a farging Checkdown Charlie
farg this shtein
mcleod has had a nice year but 2 brutal plays and this one was 6
rasul v diggs is not...not a good matchup
Quote from: MDS on October 13, 2019, 01:40:10 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 13, 2019, 01:39:30 PM
Eagles just played an entire quarter of football in 2019 without a forward pass
incorrect
they had 1
it was behind the line of scrimmage
Healthy or not the secondary has always stunk and howie better farging do something about it this off-season
Also
Anyone wanna rush the passer? No? Didn't think so
Their best draft pick in Rounds 1-2 for the last three years is their backup tight end.
All I ever see from the other guys is farging up.
this is only gonna get worse from here
I'm gonna be happy to see Agholor gone.
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 13, 2019, 01:56:31 PM
Their best draft pick in Rounds 1-2 for the last three years is their backup tight end.
All I ever see from the other guys is farging up.
and he isn't even good
I'm not disappointed, I just don't care enough to keep watching this game.
these next five weeks gonna be fugly
Yeah, farg watching this shtein. I was gonna put it on my tablet and do something else, but that seems like a waste of a good tablet.
lol what busted ass coverage was that
Haha. Open by 8 yards at the top of the screen too. Really excited for the 3 yard dink and dunk response.
OK I get the fact the secondary is the worst we've seen in decades but how in the farg are two outside receivers that wide open on the same play?
Don't think the Eagles had a safety in the same time zone as that catch.
No pass rush
No Linebackers
No secondary
No Playoffs
Embarrassing
JP just keep walking to Canton, it's over braddah
Garbage touchdown by a garbage team
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Offense scored too fast, didn't give the genius Schwartz time to make adjustments
Remember when they had Dawkins, Michael Lewis, Troy Vincent, Bobby Taylor, Al Harris, Lito Sheppard, and Sheldon Brown? Not all at once obviously, but...yeah. Miss those days.
If you're the Vikings, why not just go deep on every play. These DBs aren't stopping Diggs/Theilen three times in a row.
Only thing worse than this game is Charles Davis pathetic commentary
Does Zac Brown even do anything? Except talk?
Sanders' decision making is some of the worst I've ever seen from an RB. So many of his negative plays are blocked up pretty good.
...
pass interference calls/no calls makes the NFL unwatchable
This team gets more breaks from acts of god than actual skill. Praise Jebus, I guess.
Diggs auditioning for the Eagles there.
AJ is a shell of himself right now. Looks slow, tentative.
They love that 2 yard dump to Alshon today.
Does Mack Hollins have some pegs on his bike so he can give Agholor a lift out of town?
Doug is a clown
That was a real dumb move on your part Doug
Doug should have just hit the Ask Madden button.
Haha that was ridiculous
I actually think they don't run gimmicks enough, but why in that spot... you get it and unless it's a td you're just kicking the fg anyway.
that made no sense
first off the play design was horrid. play had zero shot. second is if its a first down....great. now you have a shorter fg and maybe a crack at the end zone?
really really dumb
Was that really that great a play by Wayne's or did AJ just drop the ball
It's kinda sad to see that they can actually move the ball sometimes when they go such long stretches without actually doing it.
Hurry up Wentz on that first and goal Viking secondary was confused on the trips and he would've had someone wide open
Ok they scored
How's that stupid fake look now Dougie?
Letsssss farginggggg gooooooo
Seriously?
Refs have forgotten what happens when you throw a flag and it hits a player in the face.
Start making these farging officials accountable these guys are farging absolutely horrible
Sometimes your team can suck and the refs can be subtly farging you. This is one of those times. That was a huge call on third and 9.
Make up call
Diggs belongs with the eagles collection of droppers
Diggs is keeping the Eagles both in and out of this game at the same time.
Eagles D is starting to farg some people up
Quote from: Don Ho on October 13, 2019, 03:03:02 PM
Eagles D is starting to farg some people up
Not just each other this week, I hope.
shtein AJ should've scored on that didn't think the momentum was taking him out of bounds
Hollins blocked zero of three people there
Gee, No one saw that one coming Doug
they went to the well one too many times with that play
if they dont do that dumb fake it might be tied
the farging announcer circled Alshon
Needed td there to tighten Cooz's sphincter even more
I'll ask it once again what the farg does Zac Brown do
Cousins has been very good this drive. Defense still embarrassing.
The fake and not scoring a td on that last possession is your game
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on October 13, 2019, 03:14:30 PM
Cousins has been very good this drive. Defense still embarrassing.
The entire defense looked like a bunch of imbeciles on that diggs reverse. Absolutely embarrassing effort
cuzzo making high level throws only against the birds
cuzzo too good
Game ball to Zac Brown
Quote from: MDS on October 13, 2019, 03:17:39 PM
cuzzo making high level throws only against the birds
and his whole career
207 312 66.35 2423 17 5 101.2
Cousins going into today in 8 games against philly.
5k yards and 34-10 td/Int.
craig james in for a non injured sidney jones is a pretty sad moment
Dusty Baker is interviewing for the Phillies gig.
There. It could be worse.
I needed that
This would be great when the Eagles lose by three or better yet two
Sad, no downfield threat
That's because of delay of game. Howard blocked air.
Must be nice to have linebackers that can run the double A gap blitz
Eagles have sloths playing LB
Delay of game destroyed that drive.
People sleep on how good of a qb cuzzo is
You can stop sucking his dick. He's not a taterskin anymore.
Every play action the entire back seven bites then the LB corps ALL has to turn and chase. Every. Single. Time.
In defense of Schwartz it is hard to make adjustments when you have shtein at your disposal
And of course next week will be the week Dallas finally gets their shtein together and puts up 38 on this dumpster fire with ease.
Has anyone younger than Fletcher Cox made a play on defense today?
Not that it matters but how was that dude on the Vikings not flagged?
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 13, 2019, 03:45:35 PM
Has anyone younger than Fletcher Cox made a play on defense today?
No and get used to it
Ertz having a really bad year so far
I turned it off.
Garbage
Errand time.
Impact players the Eagles have drafted, 2014-2019:
Carson Wentz
Be fair, Agholor has negatively impacted plenty of games in his career.
Fair enough. Sid definitely impacted this one.
I'm starting to suspect this team isn't one Jalen Ramsey away from being great.
can't make a better throw than that
troll
This is what we got fellas. Defense is what it is, not very good. Offense has no threat. Enjoy the next 5 weeks.
There's like 10 above average players on the team, and half of those are old guys who have already lost a step or two compared to what they used to be. It's a team in decline, which can't draft, and doesn't have the capital to rebuild through free agency because it caked off guys for winning a championship.
We're looking at the 2012 Phillies here.
I'm gonna cheer myself up by reading Trump Tweets.
Tulsi Gabbard's are much better.
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 13, 2019, 04:14:42 PM
There's like 10 above average players on the team, and half of those are old guys who have already lost a step or two compared to what they used to be. It's a team in decline, which can't draft, and doesn't have the capital to rebuild through free agency because it caked off guys for winning a championship.
We're looking at the 2012 Phillies here.
So true!! The age is really starting to show and this FO can't draft for shtein.
Stop it. You can't lose your entire crop of cornerbacks to injury and expect castoffs from street to come in and stay with Diggs and Thielen.
The slop they had in there got roasted. No one is saying they didn't. But this is still a talented roster with a lot of players with a whole lot of productive years ahead of them.
Hey at least they're in the NFC East which looks like a giant pile of horse shtein.
Quote from: Rome on October 13, 2019, 06:36:39 PM
Stop it. You can't lose your entire crop of cornerbacks to injury and expect castoffs from street to come in and stay with Diggs and Thielen.
The slop they had in there got roasted. No one is saying they didn't. But this is still a talented roster with a lot of players with a whole lot of productive years ahead of them.
Darby, Mills & Maddox are all bad as well. They have no cornerbacks who I would consider even average.
gonna be almost impossible to make the playoffs now that they have to battle back from first place in the division.
lets sum up
-pass rush stinks, which we all knew
-secondary is a mess, which we all figured
-their linebacking talent sans bradham is an abomination
-alshon is a good possession receiver but hes not alshon 2017. mack, agholor and jj are garbage out of the pinkston-thrash years.
-ertz and goddirt = a fraction of george kittle's ability
-wentz is better than good and worse than great
end football.
https://twitter.com/RoobNBCS/status/1183536915519291393
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on October 13, 2019, 07:31:45 PM
Darby, Mills & Maddox are all bad as well. They have no cornerbacks who I would consider even average.
:yay :yay :yay
Sydney Jones IV is the worst, I was really excited when they drafted him but he's a walking disaster, and he's an injury waiting to happen. Sick of everyone thinking Rasul is any good. He's not. So there it is, the CB's are dog shtein and will be a gaping wound the remainder of the season.
Hopefully they do something quick with some kind of acquisition or they finally get the draft right and secure a descent group DB's in next year's FA.
Congratulations to GOAT Cuzzins for the 6th win of his illustrious career against winning teams.
Quote from: General_Failure on October 14, 2019, 12:08:14 AM
https://twitter.com/RoobNBCS/status/1183536915519291393
Actually the Raiders won that game and the 52-yarder was the game winner, contrary to what Roob says. The 43 year-old Blanda also threw for 102 yards and a TD in the game... he was the backup QB as well as the kicker.
Rasul at least has ball skills he's just so slow. I think in the right defense (not this one) he'd be OK. But as an OC, any time I saw him 1v1 without safety help on a quick WR, I'd run a vertical route. He just can't keep up downfield.
hes a safety...have no idea why they are still running him out at corner
move him or cut him
Their upcoming schedule is brutal
Didn't read through this thread so sorry if it was covered but in the first half the Vikings sealed the edges better than any team I've ever seen. Schwartz adjusted the d in the second half (ends box-crashed more) but the flat was wide open for runs, receivers to get open, and naked bootlegs. The second td to Diggs was them just rubbing it in. They adjusted in the 2nd half but the Vikings just threw intermediate routes instead.