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What with not giving a shtein about memorizing the schedule, I was just thinking to myself this is the perfect Thursday night game.
Open at -6.5 PHL
Bet the farm on the Giants.
I know the Giants are horrendous but the Eagles shouldn't be laying six against anyone.
opened at 7, immediately bet down to 3.5
no sanders no ertz
In case you care: Black uniforms for this game
Quote from: Diomedes on October 21, 2020, 11:38:12 AM
In case you care: Black uniforms for this game
Perfect choice for this funeral.
Ealges injury status for Giants, per Pederson:
OUT
Miles Sanders
Zach Ertz
Malik Jackson
Alshon Jeffery
IN
DeSean Jackson
Lane Johnson
Avonte Maddox
Duke Riley
Who the farg is Duke Riley?
Had a show back in the late 70's/early 80's, drove around the south in a car with a confederate flag painted on the top. Real deep plots. Replaced with Jackson's of Hazard, car had a Nazi flag, drove around Skokie, Ill.
Can't wait for Pimp's three or four plays than going back on IR.
That's Dukes of Riley Cooper you're thinking of.
Eagles 22
Giants 13
Could there be two grosser prime time options than tonight? And how is fox playing football over the debate?
I'm going football - eags 37 giants 10
GAP TOOF SUCkS RUNYANS BALLZ
Here's how the Eagles' OL is lining up during warmups:
LT: Jordan Mailata
LG: Sua Opeta
C: Jason Kelce
RG: Nate Herbig
RT: Lane Johnson
Quote from: phattymatty on October 22, 2020, 07:40:16 PM
And how is fox playing football over the debate?
their contract dictates it...whats curious is why the debate commission put it on a thursday when they knew it would be against an nfl game. plus fox the broadcast network has 0 news operation and want to funnel all their viewers to the cable propaganda network
with how terrible a matchup this is + the debate we could see some record low ratings! yea!
They probably figured Trump would be dead from the Rona by now. No such luck, sadly.
Eagles 32
Giants 29
erin is still unreal
white women usually go quick but she still got it
somebody should look into how often the Eagles are losing the coin flip
we need the data
Does Mailata ever not try to pick up a teamate?
call a qb sneak on a third and 2....lol
not even saying this cause he limped off i was saying this to someone this week why the farg would you play lane johnson with the giants and a long break coming up
Nice drive.
how bad a team are you when you let the eagles roll down for 7 on an opening drive...shtein if the eagles dont go three and out on the first drive you suck
Quote from: MDS on October 22, 2020, 08:21:39 PM
erin is still unreal
white women usually go quick but she still got it
I was just thinking that. Dressed all in black too. I'd hit it till the blow and Cialis ran out.
man if you think the eagles stink wait until you watch the giants
Nice drive.
Quote from: Rome on October 22, 2020, 08:33:53 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 22, 2020, 08:21:39 PM
erin is still unreal
white women usually go quick but she still got it
I was just thinking that. Dressed all in black too. I'd hit it till the blow and Cialis ran out.
you two are sooooooo white
ill give you 1000 mollys for 3 seconds of erin's hang lows
Bad series by Wentz. Gives away field position. farg.
Missed Fulgham and then holds the ball for ducking ever
Wentz is such a farging shteinhead. After that first drive he overthrows no-name and takes a sack after 10 seconds of running around. I hate myself for watching this garbage.
Typical Wentz, one step forward, two steps back. Awful decision.
johnston had some awful punts last week and here was another one
nobody cares about the punter but
Giants may suck but so does this secondary.
that was actually decent coverage but the difference between good corners and barely in the nfl corners is making pays on the ball...lotta cats can cover
Quote from: MDS on October 22, 2020, 08:48:53 PM
johnston had some awful punts last week and here was another one
nobody cares about the punter but
wentz also gave them a free 8 yards
Lot of blame to go around on that one - Jesus being a dumb ass, punter sucks, Leblanc being 5'1
Kelce is limping
Ginger might as well go lay in front of a bus, idiot still going head first on every run.
i love that call....you cant have hurts touch the ball everytime hes in the game
Don't the Giants know that Scott likes to spin? He just gave them the double spin...
lol jason huntley getting nfl carries
corey clement just made a move...literally the first good thing hes done since the sb
Who is this 19 that caught a pass?
launch carson wentz into the sun
throw it away you farging ginger goob
Quote from: Diomedes on October 22, 2020, 08:56:32 PM
Don't the Giants know that Scott likes to spin? He just gave them the double spin...
I like spinners! I used to date this spinner in college and she, oh shtein wrong thread.
Quote from: Diomedes on October 22, 2020, 08:56:32 PM
Don't the Giants know that Scott likes to spin? He just gave them the double spin...
the for no reason open field just because i can spin in new york last year was one of the best things ever
Duce giving him shtein for it was fun.
Quote from: MDS on October 22, 2020, 09:00:44 PM
launch carson wentz into the sun
throw it away you farging ginger goob
He must enjoy getting hit and tossed around. Dives head first, holds on to the ball way to long, ends up getting slammed down. Or he has no pocket presence, very encouraging for the franchise QB.
TD coming up to Fulgham. Feeling it
missing the two TE's really hurts in the rz
Maybe not but I'll take a FG after how much and long they had on this drive
Now decapitate Jones
the nfce should set the record this year for go for it on 4th downs...if the analytics say its even a 50/50 chance every team in the division should go
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 22, 2020, 09:09:01 PM
Maybe not but I'll take a FG after how much and long they had on this drive
Now decapitate Jones
Who is his backup? Careful what we wish for, he could be better than Jones.
Nice job Mills.
Wow, a turnover. Is that legal for the Eagles defense?
He caught it like it was fragile, lol.
HOLY shtein! Mills? pops Jones then actually catches a ball!
It just occurred to me that we're the guy in the hockey mask in the Geico spoof. That look he gives the teenagers... that's us.
Or... we're the teenagers. Really. It works both ways. Which is nice.
Quote from: Don Ho on October 22, 2020, 09:16:37 PM
Who is his backup? Careful what we wish for, he could be better than Jones.
Oh..the backup is Colt McCoy.
Wentz is borderline. He is a complete moron
Wentz is clueless
The farg, man.
Carson Manziel
Oh what the farg man
This farging guy
you wanna think wentz is a mvp caliber super bowl winning qb if he has everything....but then shtein like that
but also what the fargity farg was hightower doing...farging push him out of bounds
They're absolutely going into halftime trailing.
Give me Andy Dalton
Trade Wentz for Foles straight up, who says no?
Chicago
fantastic catch by Fulgham
Aikman has been spot on so far with his observations
Kicker, punter farging joke
again thats the TE's being out...everything low % fade nothing over the middle
Time to get a new kicker.
Thanks for the 61 yarder and the SB (by the way you missed that first XP in that game causing your team to chase it all night), farg you Elliott
god these teams are terrible
Haha unreal
Lousy Ginger pick
Can't score a TD there
Snot nosed kicker blows a gimme
farg
Off
Quote from: MDS on October 22, 2020, 09:51:02 PM
god these teams are terrible
One of these teams will absolutely have a top ten pick. The other might go to the playoffs. There's no way to predict which one is which!
Bigger clusterfarg: This game or the debate?
Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 22, 2020, 09:57:47 PM
Bigger clusterfarg: This game or the debate?
This game is only figuratively responsible for thousands of deaths.
a good lb gets that ball out
If only there were some way they could have a less predictable run game.
That linebacker that missed on that sack needs to just walk away right now and retire.
pillow fight, lol
Quote from: General_Failure on October 22, 2020, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 22, 2020, 09:57:47 PM
Bigger clusterfarg: This game or the debate?
This game is only figuratively responsible for thousands of deaths.
Well if you take the Eagles organization over the past 50+ years, millions have died.
The defense is going to have to score.
how did the eagles put up 29 and 28 on the ravens and steelers
Contract both these teams out of the NFL.
Quote from: Don Ho on October 22, 2020, 10:22:16 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 22, 2020, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 22, 2020, 09:57:47 PM
Bigger clusterfarg: This game or the debate?
This game is only figuratively responsible for thousands of deaths.
Well if you take the Eagles organization over the past 50+ years, millions have died.
Disappointment is not a cause of death.
This is by far the worst football I have ever seen!
So yes, there is something worse in this world than two POS debating, two POS football organizations.
Dabney Colemen, another joke of a DB.
welcome to nfl bullshtein PI calls
Whatever happens it's time to hit the reset button on this franchise.
Quote from: General_Failure on October 22, 2020, 10:23:11 PM
Contract both these teams out of the NFL.
To bad they don't relegate in the NFL.
At least they're consistent, every week a new O Lineman gets beat like a drum.
switched over to the debate and see I did not miss anything.
wentz with a wash week 1 performance...good few drives then poops his pants
Hurts needs to be in at Red Zone plays more
Are you kidding me? farging referees can kiss my ass.
They tried to do the Croom play again, this time to Butler.
1. can't believe Akeem butler didn't score
2. who is Akeem butler
WR project who was converted to TE...I think
They call it on Gary Coleman but not there? farg YOU!
wentz is bad
the 97 yard time consuming drive to seal it.
I'm glad they are terrible right now it will be less zesty when the league and whole country are shut down again in a month or two
At this point lose every farging game.
one jets win away from being right there for trevor
the frenchman playing two hand touch
How is LeBlanc on an NFL roster? What the farg was that?
no long haired quarterbacks thanks.
Sorry Doug, it's just not your night, week, month, season.
Well that should seal it, other than the next Wentz turnover.
Quote from: phattymatty on October 22, 2020, 10:57:21 PM
no long haired quarterbacks thanks.
no rocky dennis looking quarterbacks
WTF is Slay whining about? You got burned dude, suck it up.
i know hes not getting fired but this should be the game that gets doug got
doug and wentz with an all time horrendous performance....the giants are utter trash and they handed them the game
this is like peak andy/5 throwing every play into a wind storm against jacksonville
Pederson
Wentz
Officials
farg every one of them.
Embarrassing
Quote from: MDS on October 22, 2020, 10:53:45 PM
one jets win away from being right there for trevor
POTY!!!
There's your brief glimmer of hope. Enjoy it.
Can't even get a free play right
i thought their only promising young players were sweat and reagor but hightower makes plays
Please look forward to the defense giving up another touchdown on this drive, as is tradition.
Another week, another terrible 2 point attempt.
doug pederson is indescribably bad
LOL it always has to do with a Doug 2 pt situation
ball at the 1, have your slow unathletic qb stand 5 yards behind the LOS and run forward
cant beat that logic
--they should have taken the penalty on the kick, try an onside from the 50. dont get it its at the 40. minor field position loss.
So they're just going to get run over by a team that's trying to run out the clock? Okay.
This defense is bad, outright bad
Quote from: MDS on October 22, 2020, 11:12:05 PM
ball at the 1, have your slow unathletic qb stand 5 yards behind the LOS and run forward
its not even the call its that its the call every farging time they are in a high leverage short yardage spot
even if they get the ball back we won't have to worry about the weak ass leg of Elliott, just the stupid ass decision making of Ginger.
lol rip pimp
Next time just call for the fair catch so you can remember it when you're 40.
Sorry Doug, Matt Dodge isn't playing.
doug putting him back there like theres 25 seconds left
On the plus side, the immobilizer will really help with his goose stepping.
this exact spot they are in his what elite qbs cash in on....5 basically never did it. wentz hasnt done it either
career ending acl no doubt
He was robbing time from others anyway. Let Watkins and Hightower run with HOF Fulgham and Reagor when he's back.
they are not going to score and the sad part is that its so obvious
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 22, 2020, 11:27:35 PM
they are not going to score and the sad part is that its so obvious
Not from a lack of attempts.
Can't make this shtein up
clement canot be four yards deep there...boston needs to be offset near the line for rpo options
kill doug
Damn that was a nice grab.
Boston Scott the Giant Killer
that is a truly outrageous throw
that was a super high level throw and a great catch
this game/team suck still
Can't wait to see how they farg up this conversion.
And it happened while typing this. Wasn't disappointed.
didn't matter, play was a joke
two point conversions are not on this teams repertoire.
Doug keeps going for that QB draw when guys off the street are playing guard and it hasn't worked all game.
I regret turning the audio back on for this last minute. Joe Buck is so life-draining.
The Kings of shtein Mountain.
Told you they were good!
Graham GaNOOOO
amirite
It will be nice to sit on a W for 10 days
MVP is Kelce for giving the offense room to operate in the red zone.
First place in the division. What a dumpster fire the NFC East is.
Whatever, I'll fargin' take it.
As meaningless as it is, preserving the Giants streak is nice. It's good to keep them down in a world of shtein.
AND farg THE ENGRAM DROPPED PASS! How about weak ass Elliott, horrible two point management, Wentz stupid decisions. Birds left a shtein load of points out there.
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 22, 2020, 11:37:44 PM
As meaningless as it is, preserving the Giants streak is nice. It's good to keep them down in a world of shtein.
Nevermind that streak, the hashtag blackout streak is far more important.
why is erin andrews acting like carson got hit 4000 times
Insane ending.
farg the cheap shot scumbag who took Pimp out. He'd been itching for some smoke all game. Hope he gets cut.
next week the red rifle v. fire bush
but who is who?
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 22, 2020, 11:47:13 PM
Insane ending.
farg the cheap shot scumbag who took Pimp out. He'd been itching for some smoke all game. Hope he gets cut.
They used to give you medals for killing nazis.
Guess it makes sense that the Giants would end pimp's career on a punt return.
I'll probably risk the rona to go to the eagles super bowl this year.
It's good to know that the magical 6-9-1 division title is still in play.
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 22, 2020, 11:50:10 PM
Guess it makes sense that the Giants would end pimp's career on a punt return.
why was pimp back there to begin with
i get the blooper reel aspect of jones run but these post game shows are talking about like the giants didnt still score a td and it cost them the game....its amazing
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 22, 2020, 11:36:43 PM
MVP is Kelce for giving the offense room to operate in the red zone.
For real. Short red zone plays with that OL is brutal.
j picks the eagles to win regardless of anything but nailing 22 is *golf clap*
and your eagles are in 1st place in the nfc east
If you predict the Eagles to cover and they don't, it ain't close.
Moneyline is still a dub!
I'm just here for picking 22.
Repeat from last weeks thread Elliott thanks for 2017 but farg off
Giants d is underrated but the O line was really bad last night. Worst game of the season which is saying a lot. Looks like d coordinators got a look at the last few games with Mailata and adjusted. He was bad, the ends were killing him with leverage. When bulk and size is your advantage and that's being mitigated you better start shuffling your feet to adjust.
Doug needs to stop with the exotic bullshtein play calling in the red zone but especially within the 5.
Wentz is farging frustrating
Slay didn't have his best game but he was still the best dB on the field
(taken from /r/eagles)
Boston Scott / Giant Killer
Has played 20 games for the Eagles, 3 of those against NYG.
3 highest rushing yard totals in a game are 59, 54 and 46- all 3 against the Giants.
3 highest receiving yard totals in a game are 84, 69 and 46- all 3 against the Giants.
3 games against the Giants account for just 15% of his career games, but they also account for:
44% of his career rushing yards (159/358)
67% of his career receiving yards (199/298)
83% of his career TDs (5/6)
Apparently this game was the first time in Carson's career that the lead a 4th quarter comeback from 7+ down.
i believe this was the 2nd do or die td drive at end 4Q that he finished. last year against the giants was the other, which they then won in ot
last week sort of counts? he got the td but not the 2. there was one in 16 against also bmore where he got the td, they went for 2 and the win but didnt get it. will submit he is not russ wilson with the game on the line where you know for a fact its happening...but he aint 5 where you know its not