Random Eagles Information Still Not Worthy of a New Thread

[Geowhizzer]

I have it on my portable hard drive and play it whenever a student smack-talks about the Giants.

[Sgt PSN]

I have it tattooed frame by frame on my wang and get to watch it every time I rub one out.

[DH]

shefter reports eagles are in pre-lim talks with lofa

[Sgt PSN]

Sweet.  He won't really make the team any better but at least he gives the LB core that "children of the world" presence they've been lacking since Gocong was dealt. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Sweet.  He won't really make the team any better but at least he gives the LB core that "children of the world" presence they've been lacking since Gocong was dealt a recognizable name that will shut up the whiners.

[QB Eagles]

There are two types of LBs the Eagles sign: the has-been and the never-was. Tatupu fits that scheme perfectly.

[Zanshin]

They have to do something. Matthews was better last night and may turn out to be a good linebacker at some point. But right now, even in his better game, he was an embarrassment in coverage. And since he also didn't look stellar in stopping the run, that sort of limits his usefulness at an important LB spot.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You forgot about requirement 3 for a super awesome linebacker, which he is 2nd best in the world at:

1. stopping the run
2. defending the pass
3. looking like Clay Matthews


In other news, the Eagles are reportedly fielding multiple offers for Joselio.

[General_Failure]

A midget Clay Matthews, sure. It isn't a good sign when the Jewy sideline reporter is bigger than your starting middle linebacker.

I hope Joselio goes on to have a good career as a starter in the AFC somewhere. Preferably a team that wants to get rid of a really good linebacker.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Maclin and Smith both practiced today. Giggity.

[ice grillin you]

Maclin and Smith both practiced today. Giggity.

i like the way you work it....i got ta bag it up.....bag it up

[PhillyPhreak54]

So no PUP eligibility for Smith now that he's practiced.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Same for Winston Justice, who apparently practiced today also.

[Rome]

That means he's ready.   Good.

[ice grillin you]

hopefully they perform smith justice on the rams