Man made global warming is real.

[SunMo]

i literally took a styrofoam cup and choked a baby seal with it yesterday

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Did you do it in the back of a Hummer H2 with the engine running?

[SunMo]

yeah, but i had a hose running from the exhaust down the throat of a bald eagle

[Wingspan]

I was in home depot two nights ago, when someone had a large item in a flatbed cart, and then the item fell on a display of floresant bulbs...broke pretty much all of them.

Ha.

[phattymatty]

nuke the whales.

[rjs246]

Gotta nuke something.

[Rome]

How about a chicken burrito?

[rjs246]

No dude. Whales.

Nuke. The. Whales.

And the homeless.

[SunMo]

torture the homeless

[methdeez]

Man these, "i'm a tough guy, I don't care" jokes never get old.
Please, tell us all about how bad-ass you are by not recycling.

[Wingspan]

I just stuck a glass bottle up a hippy's ass. And we BOTH liked it.

[Seabiscuit36]

Nuke California

[SunMo]

i'm a tough guy!  i don't recycle!

[phattymatty]

i recycle if it's convenient for me.  i don't go out of my way not too.  but i don't have kids, and i hate everyone else's kids, so why should i bother?

[Rome]

No dude. Whales.

Nuke. The. Whales.

And the homeless.

I'm fine with nuking both.  Especially if they're minorities.  Or gay.  Or from Boston.