Man made global warming is real.

Started by Diomedes, January 23, 2007, 11:37:52 AM

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Diomedes

#105
If you take care not to deposit a gargantuan amount of waste in your wake, you're a hippy douche.   Got it.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PoopyfaceMcGee

QuoteFolks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know...

I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on my table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an icehole
(he's an icehole, what an icehole)
I'm an icehole
(he's an icehole, such an icehole)

I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat

I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an icehole
(he's an icehole, what an icehole)
I'm an icehole
(he's the worlds biggest icehole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an icehole
(he's an icehole, what an icehole)
I'm an icehole
(he's a real farging icehole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

I'm an icehole
(he's an icehole, what an icehole)
I'm an icehole
(he's the world's biggest icehole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear fargin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an icehole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that icehole
And it turns out it was him
What an icehole!

I'm an icehole
(he's an icehole, what an icehole)
I'm an icehole
(he's the worlds biggest icehole)

A - SS - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - SS - HO - LE!

*dog barking noises*

I'm an icehole and proud of it!

Apparently, yes.

Diomedes

Quote from: FFatPatt on January 24, 2007, 03:10:15 PMWell, it's obvious you're really humble and cool about it and not at all self-important.

The icehole attitude in this discussion ain't coming from Cerevant.  I'll own to my portion of it, as you will yours I think..but don't try to say he's being a pompous dick. 
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 03:18:01 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 24, 2007, 03:10:15 PMWell, it's obvious you're really humble and cool about it and not at all self-important.

The icehole attitude in this discussion ain't coming from Cerevant.  I'll own to my portion of it, as you will yours I think..but don't try to say he's being a pompous dick. 

I'm not trying to say it.  I'm saying it.  He's being a smug, pompous dick.  He's also basing entire countries' habits on his personal experience.

I will not sit here and pretend there is no truth to his comments or that the USA is leading Canada in energy conservation habits in general.  But, his generalizations are a cock in the eye to the many people in America that are doing their part.

The government needs to effect this change in the people, and as I've mentioned before, the United States government is probably the most evil, inefficient, and wasteful entity in the world.  This is not about Democrats versus Republicans.  This is a trend from both sides of the aisle and comes from the system that's been solidified over the last 60+ years, and we're all farged pretty hard until some sweeping changes take place.

So, the last thing I want to hear is some transplanted American in Canada bragging about how awesome they are for the planet.  farg Canada.  We have our own problems.

Diomedes

Quote from: FFatPatt on January 24, 2007, 03:28:17 PM
The government needs to effect this change in the people...

Oh, so now big government is the answer.  And people are off the "personal responsibility" hook, eh?  How convenient for you.

You're being a touchy bitch.  Dude said only that it's a startling difference, and you got your panties twisted.

Waaah.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SunMo

i sensed the same pompousness that FF did, if that means anything
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Let's put it this way.

America is a much more dominant force than Canada, so it's cute that they're doing their part in general, but they're not saving the world.

Americans who don't conserve outweigh (literally, usually) those who do conserve.

Relying on Joe Average American to save the world through individual changes in attitude?  Again... cute.

Diomedes

Quote from: SunMo on January 24, 2007, 03:33:39 PMi sensed the same pompousness that FF did, if that means anything

You're looking for it.   And even if it's there, and I'm just not picking up on it, it's par for the course here, and especially with the cats in on this discussion.  Sure is a funny time for a prickly bastich to get pissy about tone.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Diomedes

Quote from: FFatPatt on January 24, 2007, 03:35:34 PMRelying on Joe Average American to save the world through individual changes in attitude?  Again... cute.

I'll remember this the next time you harp about personal responsibility when the subject is welfare, etc.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SunMo

im not sure if this helps or not, but last weekend, i literally poured a gallon of lead based paint on a humpback whale
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 03:39:53 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 24, 2007, 03:35:34 PMRelying on Joe Average American to save the world through individual changes in attitude?  Again... cute.

I'll remember this the next time you harp about personal responsibility when the subject is welfare, etc.

Again, people suck, but the system is the root of the problem.

Why would you work if you could have the same quality of life but not work?

Diomedes

I emptied an entire can of contact cleaner onto the transmission and gear box casings of a '62 Land Rover, trying to clean off enough gunk to see the goddamned bolts.  That can't be good.  But there's no other way to clean years of oil gunk, and I slept just fine that night.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PoopyfaceMcGee

That land rover should be recycled into food for welfare recipients.

See how smart I am with matters of conservation?

Diomedes

Quote from: FFatPatt on January 24, 2007, 03:42:30 PMAgain, people suck, but the system is the root of the problem.
Keep digging, eventually you'll get out of the hypocrite hole, really you will.

Quote from: FFatPatt on January 24, 2007, 03:42:30 PMWhy would you work if you could have the same quality of life but not work?
Great question.  I don't think you can have the same quality of life.  You can have the same amount of fast food, sure.  You can have satellite tv, sure.  But you get something by working that is worth it in and of itself, so as I see it, the question is...why wouldn't you work? 

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger