the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Diomedes]

For the record, if it don't have salt on it, it's not an everything bagel.

[MDS]

also yes bagels by themselves are overrated.

this is anti semitism

[phattymatty]

so you eat bagels without anything on them?  like dio said a bagel with cream cheese is delicious but no one eats a bagel by itself, therefore bagels are overrated.

[ice grillin you]

ill crush a salt onion or blueberry bagel by itself

whats overrated is everything bagels...they are actually maybe the worst bagel

top 3 bagels

1. plain
2. salt
3. cheese jalapeno

[Rome]

also yes bagels by themselves are overrated.

this is anti semitism

Hahaha.

My colleague eats hummus on her bagel.  Confirms my contempt for white people every time I see her smearing that shtein on.

[MDS]

matty and havas are basically nazis now

[phattymatty]

a good bagel with lox and capers and red onions is a perfect sandwich so I'm not anti-bagel. 

but at the root of things if you need to load it with shtein it really is just a vessel which is how Dio started this. havas doesn't eat plain bagels either, even butter counts as a topping.

[ice grillin you]

I don't eat plain anyway but as a breakfast sandwich...but a breakfast sandwich can only be on a plain...and a top notch bagel breakfast sandwich is one of the best things on earth...that's why plain is no 1

I totally disagree about just being a vessel...that's like saying a great Italian roll is only a vessel cause you gotta put meat and cheese on it...great bread whether a bagel or a roll makes the sandwich

[PhillyPhreak54]

Agreed on the bread. It's why a lot of shops fail in trying to sell Philadelphia sandwiches. Most don't get the Amoroso or Liscio's

Bagel ranks

Everything
Onion
Blueberry
Plain

[ice grillin you]

Luscios is solid but amoroso is straight garbage

[PhillyPhreak54]

It's better than the slop sandwich shops use down here most of the time

[MDS]

gentiles talking about bagels is worse than a train to auschwitz

stay in your lanes

though j (the goyiest one here) is correct. everything >>>

[Zanshin]

I don't eat them anymore in general, mostly because I cut out wheat about a year ago...but loved them when I did. Nothing like a batch fresh out of the oven, pretty much regardless of variety. Place near me makes a hell of a Bacon, Egg and Cheese, which I'd get on a lightly done everything with salt and pepper. So good. I'd pick it up, and if the bagels were warm out of the oven, I'd get a side bagel to pick on for the ride home-- nothing like the steam rising out of it after ripping it open.

[Zanshin]

pfft...literally 30 seconds after typing that, this popped up on my Facebook feed. Big brother is everywhere:

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[phattymatty]

that little Rittenhouse terrorist not guilty on all counts.  unbelievable.