Phillies

[Don Ho]

can someone throw this franchise into a volcano

This is why I was sent here.

The Native Hawaiians are protesting the 30 Meter Telescope construction atop Mauna Kea.  I think we can convince them of some kind of offering to the Gods, a group human sacrifice would be a good start.

[PhillyPhreak54]

John Mallee is a piece of shtein and so is his hitting "coaching"

Going for 20 strikeouts tonight.

[MDS]

bUt Da PiTcHiNg

[ice grillin you]

I like reliever pivetta

[Geowhizzer]

So I was wrong about Atlanta winning. I won't be about the Phils.

Why?  They suck.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I like reliever pivetta

Same.

This is gonna go 19 innings isn't it

[Geowhizzer]

Roman Quinn has as much power as a six-month old baby, and has struck out 24 out of 60 times at bat.

Get his ass out of here.

[MDS]

since the break

0, 3, 4, 2, 9, 2, 7, 6, 1, 2, 2

i actively dislike this team

[PhillyPhreak54]

Helluva play there by JT and Miller

[Geowhizzer]

What a throw by Miller on that play.  Now how about a few damn hits, ya bums?

[ice grillin you]

What a shtein show this is.

[MDS]

What a shtein show this is.

two terrible teams farting through a meaningless game in god forsaken detroit on a july night...here i am, watching

im the shtein show

[Geowhizzer]

OK... so I was wrong on both counts.

Nostradamus, I am not!

[Geowhizzer]

One more thing:  Nola was a stud again.

[MDS]

the lineup the phillies are using today is beyond the pale