Earwax

Started by Tomahawk, February 21, 2006, 10:43:17 AM

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MadMarchHare

They have QTips in VT?  Or do you just use a tree branch?
Anyone but Reid.

Geowhizzer

I used to be a daily Q-Tip guy, but my doctor told me that all it really does is jam most of the wax deeper into your ear canal.  He told me to put peroxide in the ear for a few minutes, then flush with warm water.

stalker

I have an obsessive compulsive thing where I clean my ears out with the arm of my gleasses. It has a scoop like end. I never, ever use Q-TipsTM
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Sgt PSN

Quote from: stalker on February 21, 2006, 06:06:26 PM
I have an obsessive compulsive thing where I clean my ears out with the arm of my gleasses. It has a scoop like end. I never, ever use Q-TipsTM

Next time try using a 9mm Berretta.  Hollow points are teh best at removing ear wax. 

stalker

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Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 21, 2006, 06:10:37 PM
Quote from: stalker on February 21, 2006, 06:06:26 PM
I have an obsessive compulsive thing where I clean my ears out with the arm of my glasses. It has a scoop like end. I never, ever use Q-TipsTM

Next time try using a 9mm Berretta.  Hollow points are teh best at removing ear wax. 

Thanks for the advice. I will consider it next time.

PS. You spelled "the" wrong. The "e" goes after the "h".
Your welcome in advance for the spelling tip.
Alert, alert. Look well at the rainbow. The fish will be running very soon.

PhillyPhanInDC

Quote from: stalker on February 21, 2006, 06:11:39 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 21, 2006, 06:10:37 PM
Quote from: stalker on February 21, 2006, 06:06:26 PM
I have an obsessive compulsive thing where I clean my ears out with the arm of my glasses. It has a scoop like end. I never, ever use Q-TipsTM

Next time try using a 9mm Berretta.  Hollow points are teh best at removing ear wax. 

Thanks for the advice. I will consider it next time.

PS. You spelled "the" wrong. The "e" goes after the "h".
Your welcome in advance for the spelling tip.

You're still here?
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stalker

Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on February 21, 2006, 06:31:55 PM
Quote from: stalker on February 21, 2006, 06:11:39 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 21, 2006, 06:10:37 PM
Quote from: stalker on February 21, 2006, 06:06:26 PM
I have an obsessive compulsive thing where I clean my ears out with the arm of my glasses. It has a scoop like end. I never, ever use Q-TipsTM

Next time try using a 9mm Berretta.  Hollow points are teh best at removing ear wax. 

Thanks for the advice. I will consider it next time.

PS. You spelled "the" wrong. The "e" goes after the "h".
Your welcome in advance for the spelling tip.

You're still here?
Yes, thanks for asking. Also, I am fine. How about you?
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Sgt PSN

Quote from: stalker on February 21, 2006, 06:11:39 PM
Thanks for the advice. I will consider it next time.

PS. You spelled "the" wrong. The "e" goes after the "h".
Your welcome in advance for the spelling tip.

You're an idiot.  Glue your sphincter shut and consume large quantities of coffee and fiber. 

stalker

Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 21, 2006, 07:00:55 PM
Quote from: stalker on February 21, 2006, 06:11:39 PM
Thanks for the advice. I will consider it next time.

PS. You spelled "the" wrong. The "e" goes after the "h".
Your welcome in advance for the spelling tip.

You're an idiot.  Glue your sphincter shut and consume large quantities of coffee and fiber. 

Ha, ha....thats a good one Sargent Silly!
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mussa

Quote from: hbionic on February 21, 2006, 02:04:58 PM
I just use the towel...and whatever it scrapes, that's good enough for me. 

shtein

"the towel"

what other uses does " the towel" get used for before u go jamming it in your ear.  :sly
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Feva

Quote from: stalker on February 21, 2006, 06:11:39 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 21, 2006, 06:10:37 PM
Quote from: stalker on February 21, 2006, 06:06:26 PM
I have an obsessive compulsive thing where I clean my ears out with the arm of my gleasses. It has a scoop like end. I never, ever use Q-TipsTM

Next time try using a 9mm Berretta.  Hollow points are teh best at removing ear wax. 

Thanks for the advice. I will consider it next time.

PS. You spelled "the" wrong. The "e" goes after the "h".
Your welcome in advance for the spelling tip.

wtg... Mr. "gleasses".
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