Thread for Hippos to mock Penn State

PoopyfaceMcGee · November 30, 2011, 03:01:23 PM

Devon Still, Big Ten Defensive POY

Seabiscuit36 · November 30, 2011, 03:32:43 PM

He's from Delaware. MOCK

PoopyfaceMcGee · November 30, 2011, 04:13:03 PM

Bradley will be the coach in the bowl game, assuming they go to one.

Boise State coach Chris Petersen and TCU coach Gary Patterson are in the mix in addition to Dan Mullen.

Drunkmasterflex · November 30, 2011, 11:18:32 PM

Can't imagine Patterson leaving TCU since they will mow be in a BCS conference.

MDS · November 30, 2011, 11:54:13 PM

they will get raped on the recruiting trail, though

behind ut and a&m and maybe even baylor...and now the sec gets 4 games per year in the middle of the triangle to show of how superior they are to everyone else.

he could easily bail

PoopyfaceMcGee · December 01, 2011, 06:42:54 AM

Ironically, I always thought Patterson looked like a pedophile.

In other news, apparently PSU is in fact looking to have the new coach in place PRIOR to the bowl game.

PoopyfaceMcGee · December 01, 2011, 01:26:45 PM

All bowl game proceeds will be donated to child abuse groups.

Rome · December 01, 2011, 01:30:24 PM

They should have donated the gate receipts for the Cornhusker game but whatever. Nice gesture I guess.

Sgt PSN · December 03, 2011, 11:50:28 AM

Sandusky did an extended interview with the NYT. I only heard a few sound bytes on the radio, but good god, this guy is digging his own grave even deeper everytime he opens his mouth. And while the amateur lawyer in me says this guy needs to stfu, the rest of me hopes he does a few dozen more interviews so that it makes the trial that much quicker and the victims can get a verdict without a long, drawn out trial.

PoopyfaceMcGee · December 03, 2011, 01:29:24 PM

What, when he says he is not only attracted to young boys, but also young girls... because he's a "people person"... That doesn't seem totally plausible?!? Hahahahaha CRINGE

Geowhizzer · December 03, 2011, 01:34:56 PM

Maybe he just wants to get himself lynched and end it all quickly.

ice grillin you · December 03, 2011, 02:05:05 PM

by far the most notable thing to come out of the interview is when he says he was never at anytime approached by joe about any incidents having to do with children

SD · December 03, 2011, 02:10:39 PM

I think Sandusky is the real victim here

PoopyfaceMcGee · December 03, 2011, 02:15:55 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on December 03, 2011, 02:05:05 PM
by far the most notable thing to come out of the interview is when he says he was never at anytime approached by joe about any incidents having to do with children

Why is that notable? It's clear that the man seems to be generally incapable of telling the truth. And even if he is, what would Joe gain by confronting him in person about the 2nd hand information he had?

You want to randomly believe him about that but not the rest of his bullshtein story? Please.

ice grillin you · December 03, 2011, 02:21:49 PM

its notable because the man at the center of it all has now said joe didnt speak to him ever...we all kinda know he didnt already but coming from him its definitely notable...he could have easily yeah joe came to me and i told him the incident didnt happen...or i said god no joe of course i would never do something like that...the fact that he says joe never approached him buries the old coot ever further