2009 Philadelphia Phillies - Season's Over, Time to Move On

[Sgt PSN]

jimmy was on jay leno via satellite last night.  jay had 10 questions for him.  most of it was lame, but there were a few funny ones thrown in there:

q:  who is the best switch hitter ever?  a.  mickey mantle, b.  pete rose, c. elton john

jimmy answered c


q:  who on the phils has the weirdest pre-game supersticion?

a.  shane victorino has these balance crystals that he keeps in a little blue bag tied around his neck and before he takes the field he sprays something in the air to activate them. 

q:  who wins the world series?

a.  if we're nice, we'll let it go to 6.  but phillies in 5. 

[phattymatty]

http://www.philly.com/philly/photos/sports_photos/Phils_head_out_to_NYC.html?cmpid=42907682

chan ho is so pimp its not even funny.

[PhillyGirl]

Anyone think the decision to go Pedro for game 2 will hurt little Cole's fragile mind?

[Sgt PSN]

who gives a shtein?  if he can't man up in front of the home crowd and pitch well, then he definitely can't do it in ny.  so farg him and whatever he thinks until he grows a set.

[Seabiscuit36]

i love charlie's caps, he looks like my grandfather

[MDS]

charlie looks awesome

pedros hair looks like its in a thick hair net

and farg cole that vagina, let him think whatever he wants. Hoyda.

[phattymatty]

i'm pretty sure pedro is wearing a sweater tucked into his khakis.

[Rome]

bwahahaha...

Pa. woman charged with offering sex for WS tickets

The Associated Press

BENSALEM, Pa. - Police in a Philadelphia suburb they've arrested a woman who offered sex for World Series tickets.

Bensalem police say 43-year-old Susan Finkelstein was arrested on Tuesday.

Investigators say Finkelstein posted an ad on the Web site Craigslist that stated she was a die-hard Phillies fan and buxom blonde in desperate need of two World Series tickets.

Police say her posting went on to say the price was negotiable and that "I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!"

An undercover officer responded to the ad. Police say Finkelstein offered to perform various sex acts in exchange for World Series tickets.

She is charged with prostitution and related offenses. Her listed phone number was disconnected, and it couldn't immediately be determined if she had an attorney.

,,,

[Sgt PSN]

finkelstein?  so not only is she too cheap to buy her own tickets, but she would probably just lay there while getting shagged too. 

does the po po really have nothing better to do than go undercover in order to bust some trashy middle aged skank that just wants to go to a phillies game? 

[MDS]

finkelstein? jew? nice.

[ice grillin you]

[LBIggle]

i don't know why anyone thought cole and his never ending bleeding vagina would get the start in NY.  he needs every edge he can get to go out hold the opposition to a run an inning.

[MDS]

thats a jew if i ever saw one

also not awful for an old chick

[LBIggle]

and she wanted WS ticket(s).. like more then 1?  i might let her watch it on my black and white portable in my dungeon basement, and she has to give up the chocolate cheerio.

[phattymatty]

myers on roster, cairo off