2011 Philadelphia Phillies Season Thread (choking awful pos team, DIAF)

[PhillyGirl]

LOL, he must have had some prime time makeover...or taken a shower. He's a nasty thing to look at on DNL.

I will never forget writing him an email in the late 90s telling him how much I liked something he wrote (I was living in NY) and he literally wrote me back calling me an icehole and Hoyda, etc. I wrote back asking him if he responds to all of his readers that way when they write to compliment him. He wrote back that he thought I was someone else being sarcastic and he was sorry.

Douche.

[rjs246]

Haha. That's a great story.

[phattymatty]

you're a great story.

meet me at hudson with the lady. no point going to bed now.

[rjs246]

I'm staining the inside of a church with my filth until like 11. Then there's an afterparty. Please kill me.

[phattymatty]

speaking of....in the 6th inning of todays game i had a bead of sweat roll from the back of my head straight down to my butt crack....i think thats called a plinko

now it is yes. maybe stinko?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The ice under my hat dripping all the way down to my nads felt awesome too.

And I liked the ladies at the park complying with my preferred dress codes. There are worse things than a hot-ass day at the ballpark. Just sayin'.

So glad I got to experience the game with my best pal IGY.

[SD]

I think it was sunny who posted it but does anyone have that video of Bowa calling that guy a funhole? It was when he was with the Cubs.

[ice grillin you]

[SD]

I think munson posted that a few pages back...not that you'd know.

and Todd posted the full video a while back

[PhillyGirl]

small ball

[ice grillin you]

I think munson posted that a few pages back...not that you'd know.

and Todd posted the full video a while back

i think easy posted the video....i saw that but wanted to throw up a user friendly gif....and no i dont read farg faces posts

[ice grillin you]

commercial on the san diego feed has two guys ring a womens door bell and when she answers the door they ask "would you like to switch from cocks to our service" and she says no "i love cocks"

[MDS]

is that a commercial about men who shave their arm pits?

[ice grillin you]

i dont get it

[ice grillin you]

great to see choke starting to work left field....if he can come around and GRIT stay at least warm if not hot then the offense will be fine and we can stop with the nonsense of getting another bat