2011 Philadelphia Phillies Season Thread (choking awful pos team, DIAF)

[Rome]

So I guess thanks to corksucking middle ages goddamn Fox they're not on tonight for 99% of the country.   The good news is everyone in the country gets to watch the Yankees/Mets.   Yay!

[ice grillin you]

12 wins would be a good benchmark number...whats everone else think they should get?

atl - L
atl - W
atl - L

at fla - W
at fla - L
at fla - W

at atl - W
at atl - L
at atl - L

at stl - L
at stl - L

col - W
col - L

tex - W
tex
tex

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currently 6-8
record needed to get to 12 wins = 6-0
record this year against teams .500 or above = 9-10


also...

on pace for 99 wins

[QB Eagles]

So I guess thanks to corksucking middle ages goddamn Fox they're not on tonight for 99% of the country.   The good news is everyone in the country gets to watch the Yankees/Mets.   Yay!

How could the rest of the country possibly want to watch NY vs NY over another exciting 2-1 thriller featuring the Phils' all-star lineup?

[BigEd76]

Cubs/Red Sox is taking a large chunk of the country too

Rangers/Phils = Philly, Texas, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Pittsburgh, New Orleans, Memphis

Cubs/Red Sox = New England, Chicago, Fort Myers, Cincinnati, the rest of the central timezone, LA, San Diego, Las Vegas, Salt Lake City

Mets/Yankees = the rest of the eastern timezone, Birmingham, Denver

As/Giants = Bay Area, Phoenix, Sacramento, Portland, Seattle

[Sgt PSN]

Dom Brown batting 2nd. 

[MDS]

well la dee da ryan howard remembers how to hit

[PhillyPhreak54]

They've got their run for the night; time for the nightly offensive hibernation.

Clifton's gotta be great to win this one

[MDS]

yea come on domonic brown

just because youre still a AAA player doesnt mean you shouldnt be able to jack one

farging prick

[PhillyPhreak54]

Beautiful baserunning there Chooch.

[MDS]

Beautiful baserunning there Chooch.

ok a lot of times i say things just to push your texas buttons but you do know that hes supposed to do that to ensure that ibanez scores, right?

its a textbook baserunning play.

[ice grillin you]

lol at the lil guy tryin to start a hate choke bandwagon when hes surrounded by the worst set of hitters in the 135 years of baseball

[MDS]

to borrow a meathead fan phrase, in a time like this howard is supposed to "step it up."

[ice grillin you]

anyone on this team is beyond steppin up.....this isnt football or basketball where your athleticism can rise above

[PhillyPhreak54]

Beautiful baserunning there Chooch.

ok a lot of times i say things just to push your texas buttons but you do know that hes supposed to do that to ensure that ibanez scores, right?

its a textbook baserunning play.

Ibanez was halfway to home when the ball was leaving the OF hand.

[ice grillin you]

wed all better for it if we didnt talk to the lil guy for the rest of the year