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MDS

#5325
August 26, 2023, 11:27:52 PM
jerry jones is so smart and totally was gonna draft the superstar qb if he had just had the chance

sure
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

#5326
September 09, 2023, 09:08:53 AM
Dak got a big tattoo under sedation. 

Quote"People are gonna think it's crazy and it is crazy," Prescott told Clarence Hill of the Star-Telegram. "I get that. But I'm crazy. That's my point is I am. I know I am. I'm not afraid of nothing."


He's not afraid of nothing.  Except the pain that attends getting inked.  He's afraid of that.  Moron.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Eagaholic

#5327
September 18, 2023, 02:11:49 AM
Is Jerry's face always full of flop sweat and every shade of the scarlet color palette? Or is it just in this clip when he's asked about minority ownership.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38427854/cowboys-jerry-jones-working-increase-minority-ownership-nfl

QB Eagles

#5328
September 21, 2023, 05:27:38 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 25, 2023, 03:14:11 PMNeed to see the details but $97m for a dude who gets roasted like a pig at our boy DonHo's parties?



https://twitter.com/nfl/status/1683917938544238596 46&t=Uib2YOn6CJgx-z2RaE9o7Q

Popped his ACL in practice today

PhillyPhreak54

#5329
September 21, 2023, 05:41:47 PM
At least he got paid first.

Geowhizzer

#5330
September 29, 2023, 07:38:59 PM

Eagaholic

#5331
October 03, 2023, 07:56:30 PM
QuoteJerry Jones: Road to Super Bowl runs through 49ers
Dallas' road to the superbowl runs through Jerry suddenly croaking. Not that I'd truly wish that upon him. But I admit I'm conflicted.

PhillyPhreak54

#5332
October 03, 2023, 08:38:42 PM
I used to think that.

But his kid has proven himself to be about as bad

Diomedes

#5333
October 03, 2023, 09:29:37 PM
I harbor no actual ill will toward Jerry Jones.  He's an icehole in some ways, but what the farg.

Snyder..that guy I'll be please to learn of any and all misfortune he suffers.  He's a piece of human trash through and through.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

#5334
November 23, 2023, 10:59:39 AM
Is Dak Prescott the Best QB in the NFL right now?


ESPN is just wondering because there's clearly never enough idiotic hyperbolic speculation about that on the WWL. 

Diomedes

#5335
November 23, 2023, 02:05:21 PM
Not even the best QB in Texas.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhreak54

#5336
November 23, 2023, 02:51:57 PM
Yeah Stroud will have a better career

Diomedes

#5337
January 14, 2024, 08:19:11 PM
The Packers have more playoff wins at AT&T Stadium than the Cowboys do.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

phattymatty

#5338
January 14, 2024, 08:37:58 PM
That was extremely fun to watch

PhillyPhreak54

#5339
January 14, 2024, 11:56:56 PM
This shtein here is gold.

https://twitter.com/tchocolatepage/status/1746743358767222796 46&t=Uib2YOn6CJgx-z2RaE9o7Q
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