farg Dallas! Thread

[Eagaholic]

That wasn't just a dream, it was a message from Andre Waters. It means you must contact Andy Reid and have them install the shotgun offense when they play dallas next year. If they do, McNabb will meet with unparalleled success and after the game Ware will get shot.

Or it could mean you are sexually attracted to DeMarcus Ware and, as rjs suggested, blew your wad.

[Diomedes]

I felt kinda bad about it.  If Ware gets shot dead, the Eagles won't be able to sign him to a massive contract after he's blown out a knee and past his prime.

[Eagaholic]

from Rotoworld

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has "made the decision" to keep Terrell Owens, according to ESPN's John Clayton

maybe this will be like his decision to keep his coaching staff intact.

[BigEd76]

FOX Sports says the Cowboys are trying to trade Roy Williams (the horsecollar one)

[reese125]

since Brad Johnson got cut

Roy Williams for Kevin Kolb straight up

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Roy Williams for Considine and a conditional kick in the nuts.

[SD_Eagle5]

Per NFLN Kitna was traded to Dallas for a pick

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Championship.

[BigEd76]

just signed Keith Brooking to a 3-yr deal

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

They are collecting old white linebackers!

[BigEd76]

Dallas traded Anthony Henry to Detroit in that Kitna deal

[Eagaholic]

Kind of surprised they traded Henry. Although he was one of the rare non-probowlers on the roster, they always seem to have a problem with having enough serviceable DBs and I think Henry could play safety as well if needed.

[BigEd76]

Breaking news on ESPN: TO is done in Dallas

[reese125]

Pack your bags for Oakland TO

[Eagaholic]

His icehole agent will be laughing all the way to the bank too - here comes yet another new team and another signing bonus. What's that, 4 signing bonuses in 6 seasons? And nobody is on to this scam yet? Maybe the giants or washington will go after him, but I doubt we'd be that lucky.