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Title: Captions
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 03, 2005, 09:25:15 PM
(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/writers/jeffri_chadiha/08/03/workouts/tx_tiki.jpg)


dude in the background...."Don't fumble this, you fargtard"
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: rjs246 on August 03, 2005, 09:40:42 PM
He looks like Arnold in Total Recall when he's trying to bust out of the recall chair thingy. If I could think of a quote from that scene I'd use that as the caption, but I killed most of my brain cells a long time ago.
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: General_Failure on August 03, 2005, 10:04:03 PM
"I knew taking up sexersizing wasn't gonna be a good idea!"
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: JTrotter Fan on August 03, 2005, 10:14:09 PM
Ya know, he looks strangely similar to a player on the Tampa Bay Bucaneers.  That's weird.
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 04, 2005, 12:04:17 AM
The obvious one, "GRRRRR.. Oh well, I just crapped my pants!"
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: QB Eagles on August 04, 2005, 08:21:14 AM
Guy in back: "Holy crap, that's the biggest, fastest Sybian I've ever seen! Come on Tiki, you can take it!"
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: Diomedes on August 04, 2005, 08:28:02 AM
If those plates are 45 lb each...he's got seven on each side.  Thats 630lbs, not counting the bar or any smaller plates he might have on the end (I can't tell).

I don't know what kind of wieght these guys normally squat, so maybe this is par for the course.  But I'm impressed nevertheless.
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: Zanshin on August 04, 2005, 08:35:32 AM
All told, it's closer to 700 pounds.  It's certainly a lot of weight, for a guy his size (since he's only about 5'10.)  Not obscene though...I've known guys personally who could do that and a bit more.  Not to minimize it, though...safe to say Tiki has some strong legs.
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: MURP on August 04, 2005, 08:49:08 AM
typical bar weighs 45 pounds, although that one looks a little more heavy duty with the shoulder levers etc.    Include the smaller plate on the end and Z is right, over 700lb's.   
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: Yeti on August 04, 2005, 09:35:44 AM
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: Wingspan on August 04, 2005, 09:41:14 AM
Trainer: Look at the size of that turd! it's busting through the spandex!"
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: Zanshin on August 04, 2005, 11:46:34 AM
According to this (http://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/04/sports/football/04giants.html?pagewanted=all), Barber typically presses 950 pounds with his legs.
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: rjs246 on August 04, 2005, 11:48:08 AM
Accoring to this (http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/157678/2/Middle_finger.jpg) Tiki can eat my balls.
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: Zanshin on August 04, 2005, 11:51:08 AM
I don't know, RJS...Tiki has some strong looking teeth in that pic.  Might want to reconsider.
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: rjs246 on August 04, 2005, 11:57:17 AM
His breath might be strong, but those teeth look like they could use a good kick or three.
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: MURP on August 06, 2005, 09:38:23 AM
(http://images.nfl.com/u/ap/photos/DOME104080606_lower.jpg)
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: Rome on August 06, 2005, 09:42:00 AM
Quote from: MURP on August 06, 2005, 09:38:23 AM
(http://images.nfl.com/u/ap/photos/DOME104080606_lower.jpg)

"Do you mind if we dance wif yo' dates?"
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 06, 2005, 09:45:29 AM
Rome...I know that line...."Weird Science"?
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 06, 2005, 09:45:50 AM
"Animal House".
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: MURP on August 06, 2005, 09:46:51 AM
(http://images.nfl.com/u/ap/photos/XKK107080423_lower.jpg)


(http://images.nfl.com/u/ap/photos/TOK107080505_lower.jpg)
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 06, 2005, 09:47:04 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on August 06, 2005, 09:45:50 AM
"Animal House".

I knew I knew it...I couldn't remember if it was at the "Otis, my man!" bar or if it was "Weird Science" when Lisa takes them out to that bar that first night...LOL
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: jeffreyjpa on August 06, 2005, 10:23:01 AM
(http://images.nfl.com/u/ap/photos/XKK107080423_lower.jpg)


"This guy here is the one who gave me the herpes."
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 06, 2005, 10:59:18 AM
Quote from: jeffreyjpa on August 06, 2005, 10:23:01 AM
(http://images.nfl.com/u/ap/photos/XKK107080423_lower.jpg)


"This guy here is the one who gave me the herpes."

:-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 06, 2005, 11:00:46 AM
Quote from: jeffreyjpa on August 06, 2005, 10:23:01 AM
(http://images.nfl.com/u/ap/photos/XKK107080423_lower.jpg)

Coach, please sign this guy...please? I am still having nightmares of the NFCCG...please sign him before week 1. Pretty please with a cherry on top?
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: General_Failure on August 06, 2005, 11:45:51 AM
(http://images.nfl.com/u/ap/photos/TOK107080505_lower.jpg)
"Now where's them vending machines with the panties in 'em?"
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: Diomedes on August 06, 2005, 04:56:48 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 04, 2005, 11:46:34 AM
According to this (http://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/04/sports/football/04giants.html?pagewanted=all), Barber typically presses 950 pounds with his legs.

I'm impressed.
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: Phanatic on August 06, 2005, 11:31:18 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on August 06, 2005, 10:59:18 AM
Quote from: jeffreyjpa on August 06, 2005, 10:23:01 AM
(http://images.nfl.com/u/ap/photos/XKK107080423_lower.jpg)


I swear coach THIS is Ron Mexico!!
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: Zanshin on August 07, 2005, 06:31:22 AM

(http://images.nfl.com/u/ap/photos/TOK107080505_lower.jpg)
Quote

If you was real, I'd give you the herpes....and if you was real, I'd give you the herpes... and if you was real.....
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: QB Eagles on August 08, 2005, 09:15:49 AM
(http://images.nfl.com/u/ap/photos/TOK107080505_lower.jpg)

"Excuse me. Someone said I'd be able to find Asian porn in here?"
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: Reidme on August 08, 2005, 09:56:21 AM
(http://images.nfl.com/u/ap/photos/XKK107080423_lower.jpg)

"Damn, with a stomach this big, there must be some places he can'y possibly reach with a washcloth."


(http://images.nfl.com/u/ap/photos/TOK107080505_lower.jpg)

"From the field, it looked liked a complete sellout. NFL players discovered that was not quite the case as they waded into the stands following the game."
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: QB Eagles on August 08, 2005, 10:02:10 AM
Quote from: Reidme on August 08, 2005, 09:56:21 AM
(http://images.nfl.com/u/ap/photos/XKK107080423_lower.jpg)

Hey coach, get me some receivers this size and maybe I'll actually be able to hit them.
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: mussa on August 08, 2005, 01:26:05 PM


(http://images.nfl.com/u/ap/photos/XKK107080423_lower.jpg)


"I may be fat, but the real Ron Mexico is herpes free. wheres my hoagie?"
Title: Re: Captions
Post by: General_Failure on August 08, 2005, 01:36:01 PM
(http://images.nfl.com/u/ap/photos/TOK107080505_lower.jpg)
"I never knew tranny hentai could be so cool."