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dude in the background...."Don't fumble this, you fargtard"
He looks like Arnold in Total Recall when he's trying to bust out of the recall chair thingy. If I could think of a quote from that scene I'd use that as the caption, but I killed most of my brain cells a long time ago.
"I knew taking up sexersizing wasn't gonna be a good idea!"
Ya know, he looks strangely similar to a player on the Tampa Bay Bucaneers. That's weird.
The obvious one, "GRRRRR.. Oh well, I just crapped my pants!"
Guy in back: "Holy crap, that's the biggest, fastest Sybian I've ever seen! Come on Tiki, you can take it!"
If those plates are 45 lb each...he's got seven on each side. Thats 630lbs, not counting the bar or any smaller plates he might have on the end (I can't tell).
I don't know what kind of wieght these guys normally squat, so maybe this is par for the course. But I'm impressed nevertheless.
All told, it's closer to 700 pounds. It's certainly a lot of weight, for a guy his size (since he's only about 5'10.) Not obscene though...I've known guys personally who could do that and a bit more. Not to minimize it, though...safe to say Tiki has some strong legs.
typical bar weighs 45 pounds, although that one looks a little more heavy duty with the shoulder levers etc. Include the smaller plate on the end and Z is right, over 700lb's.
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
Trainer: Look at the size of that turd! it's busting through the spandex!"
According to this (http://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/04/sports/football/04giants.html?pagewanted=all), Barber typically presses 950 pounds with his legs.
Accoring to this (http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/157678/2/Middle_finger.jpg) Tiki can eat my balls.
I don't know, RJS...Tiki has some strong looking teeth in that pic. Might want to reconsider.
His breath might be strong, but those teeth look like they could use a good kick or three.
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Quote from: MURP on August 06, 2005, 09:38:23 AM
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Rome...I know that line...."Weird Science"?
"Animal House".
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Quote from: FFatPatt on August 06, 2005, 09:45:50 AM
"Animal House".
I knew I knew it...I couldn't remember if it was at the "Otis, my man!" bar or if it was "Weird Science" when Lisa takes them out to that bar that first night...LOL
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:-D :-D :-D
Quote from: jeffreyjpa on August 06, 2005, 10:23:01 AM
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Coach, please sign this guy...please? I am still having nightmares of the NFCCG...please sign him before week 1. Pretty please with a cherry on top?
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Quote from: Zanshin on August 04, 2005, 11:46:34 AM
According to this (http://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/04/sports/football/04giants.html?pagewanted=all), Barber typically presses 950 pounds with his legs.
I'm impressed.
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Hey coach, get me some receivers this size and maybe I'll actually be able to hit them.
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