Phillies 2010 Season Thread

[MDS]

How it goes is a poor lying ho named mary gets knocked up, yada yada yada, 30 years later a bunch of lunatics mistake her kid for the son of god, kill him, blame the jews, then a number of years later baseball is invented.

That's how it works

[Sgt PSN]

That Mary chick sounds HOT

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Sorry, dude.  Virgin.

[Sgt PSN]

Sounds like her and Todd have a lot in common.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Halladay threw 118 pitches today and 88 for strikes.  The latter has to be some sort of record.

[LBIggle]

why yes roy halladay.. i will have your babies.

[PhillyGirl]

Why is Hamels pitching Monday instead of tomorrow on national TV vs. Santana?

[Geowhizzer]

I love his mentality about finishing games.  30 years ago, it wasn't that unusual.  Unfortunately, now it is.

Maybe he can have one of his testicles transplanted into Hamels, since he seems to have at least one extra.

[MDS]

Why is Hamels pitching Monday instead of tomorrow on national TV vs. Santana?

because he last pitched on wednesday

[LBIggle]

but mainly cuz he's a bitch

[Sgt PSN]

Why is Hamels pitching Monday instead of tomorrow on national TV vs. Santana?

Why subject a national audience to the awfulness that is Cole Hamels?  The pain and suffering that comes with watching him pitch is something only to be experienced by Phillies fans....not the entire country. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Right, Moyer should put in at least 5 good innings.  He'll give up at least 4-5 runs in one inning, though.  Can't win 'em all!

[SD]

Right, Moyer should put in at least 5 good innings.  He'll give up at least 4-5 runs in one inning, though.  Can't win 'em all!

I'm going tonight and commented the above to my buddy. I hope it's not some boring ass game where Santana completely shuts down the Phils and Moyer pitches well except for the 4th where he surrenders 5 thus making it a 5-0 game.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Games like that are why baby Jesus invented beer.

[SD]

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