This Is Gonna Suck: 2016 Phillies Season Thread

[ice grillin you]

am I an icehole for being really excited tonight?

[PhillyPhreak54]

nick williams next year

for now enjoy these hentz wins

Goddamn right son

14-6 after starting 0-4

[ice grillin you]

oh lord

[PhillyPhreak54]

27th in runs and -17 run diff

farg numbers - keep this shtein up

Tighten up the baserunning tho please...and I think the bats wake up a bit as the season moves on

[ice grillin you]

and I think the bats wake up a bit as the season moves on

serious question

why?

and which ones

[MDS]

j you feeling playoffs

[PhillyPhreak54]

and I think the bats wake up a bit as the season moves on

serious question

why?

and which ones

Freddy, Cesar and Bourjos. Will they all turn into monsters? No. But I think they can improve.

Also Maik Maik should start to drive the ball more and be a better clean up guy.

[PhillyPhreak54]

j you feeling playoffs

Just enjoying the ride, pal...lets not complicate things right now

[MDS]

Freddy, Cesar and Bourjos. Will they all turn into monsters? No. But I think they can improve.

lol

[PhillyPhreak54]

of course you'll lol but won't say why I am wrong

Phils are the 2nd team ever to average at least 10k's per 9IP in a month

[ice grillin you]

and I think the bats wake up a bit as the season moves on

serious question

why?

and which ones

Freddy, Cesar and Bourjos. Will they all turn into monsters? No. But I think they can improve.

Also Maik Maik should start to drive the ball more and be a better clean up guy.

this is really neat but you also think most of the pitchers are going to regress and come back to earth right?

please say right

[MDS]

of course you'll lol but won't say why I am wrong

Phils are the 2nd team ever to average at least 10k's per 9IP in a month

you are wrong. none of those players are starters. but they wear a phils uniform so you think they are.

[PhillyPhreak54]

and I think the bats wake up a bit as the season moves on

serious question

why?

and which ones

Freddy, Cesar and Bourjos. Will they all turn into monsters? No. But I think they can improve.

Also Maik Maik should start to drive the ball more and be a better clean up guy.

this is really neat but you also think most of the pitchers are going to regress and come back to earth right?

please say right

Yeah these aren't a buncha Bob Gibson's and Mo Rivera's out there.

But the offense, should it pick up, can help offset some of that regression

[PhillyPhreak54]

of course you'll lol but won't say why I am wrong

Phils are the 2nd team ever to average at least 10k's per 9IP in a month

you are wrong. none of those players are starters. but they wear a phils uniform so you think they are.

Ok Keith Law Jr

Bourjos no. But he can hit better.

Freddy can play in this league. Before the days of SS's crushing the ball the little slap hitters made out ok too ya know

[ice grillin you]

gotcha

im not even being a snarky dick or anything this is an honest question...seriously want to know where you stand

do you think they have a shot at a WC?