Poll
Question:
Help me decide what to do with this thing.
Option 1: Hang it proudly from the rear view mirror in my truck.
votes: 0
Option 2: Sex toy.
votes: 1
Option 3: Ship it with the next payment I'm compelled to make after losing a bet to one of you iceholes.
votes: 2
Option 4: Sing "Fly Eagles Fly" as I pitch it like a frisbee into the Bay.
votes: 1
Option 5: Wear it as a pendant, Honkey Cool.
votes: 1
Option 6: Other (add suggestion below)
votes: 2
This faux stained-glass gem was given to me yesterday, pre-cracked! I'm not sure if it's awful or awesome. One thing I like about it: Lurie ain't gettin' a cut. It's about seven inches in diameter.
(http://i.imgur.com/xjncX.jpg)
The helmet looks like it's more of a Kelly Green but has the current Eagles head on it. While I don't hate the midnight green look, I see this occasionally with cheap/knock off hats, jerseys, shirts, etc and it drives me absolutely insane. Find the person who gave it to you, shoot them in the face, piss on their body and then burn the corpse. farg it, take out the whole family and get rid of their entire gene pool. Then mail that atrocity to NASA and ask them to send it up to space on their next mission and have them jettison it to the outer rings of the galaxy along with the crew's excrement.
Probably wouldn't hurt if you offed yourself, too.
I think it's cool, especially the teal that has nothing to do with the team. You too can create your own rape basement and you can use this as your centerpiece.
its beyond awful....burn it
sell it on ebay
I hate all of you so much. And also I expect to see that awful thing in the mail next year when I repeat as the cf ff champ.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 03, 2012, 03:52:04 PM
The helmet looks like it's more of a Kelly Green but has the current Eagles head on it.
More to the point, there has never been an eagle head on the helmet, ever.
I could see this decoration being acceptable if someone's grandma made it as a craft project to hang on a Christmas tree. To avoid offending her, it had to be pulled out of deep storage by the grandkids every year (though placed toward the back of the tree to be sure). When grandma died, this thing ended up on a flea market table and escaped to the wild, instead of being hurtled into a volcano or buried with grandma like it deserved to be.
I refuse to believe that this was a mass-produced item, even an unlicensed knockoff from a mom-and-pop operation.
it would be terrible anyway but the aqua outer circle sends it over the top
what the hell is that
Quote from: MDS on March 03, 2012, 11:53:08 PM
what the hell is that
a christina lurie neckpiece
that looks like something they wouldnt even sell at jomar*
*extreme inside ne philly reference
what has the belly of the neast ever done to you...you seem uncomfortably infatuated with it.....and not in a good way
i stepped foot in the ne jomar once and it made it the forman mills across the street look like saks on 5th avenue
on the plus side the wawa there has to have the cheapest gas in the city
grant ave what
jomar is every where ass and its a huge job provider
that dont mean it aint a trash dump of society where youd find knock off teal colored eagles garbage
to put it in perspective that thing is the type of present munsons dad buys for him for xmas and he gets it from jomar because thats where people like that go
munson is chain fast food eatin suburban delaware garbage...dont ever equate him to the big city
Quote from: MDS on March 04, 2012, 12:14:28 AM
i stepped foot in the ne jomar once and it made it the forman mills across the street look like saks on 5th avenue
on the plus side the wawa there has to have the cheapest gas in the city
grant ave what
When you read that aloud, it sounds like a different language.
Quote from: hbionic on March 05, 2012, 11:28:54 AM
When you read that aloud, it sounds like hot nails being driven through your temples.
I voted to wear it as a pendant, but when you do that, you first need to make it into a clock
Quote from: Eagaholic on March 03, 2012, 03:58:03 PM
You too can create your own rape basement and you can use this as your centerpiece.
I'm confused. Does this mean you voted sex toy or other?
Quote from: Tomahawk on March 06, 2012, 10:04:41 AM
I voted to wear it as a pendant, but when you do that, you first need to make it into a clock
Yes, sir. That is correct.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 06, 2012, 10:28:32 AM
Quote from: Eagaholic on March 03, 2012, 03:58:03 PM
You too can create your own rape basement and you can use this as your centerpiece.
I'm confused. Does this mean you voted sex toy or other?
Sex toy because stained glass brings both pleasure and pane.