Welcome back, jerkoffs. We have an open slot to fill thanks to Dio's being a giant quitter. If no one fills his slot I'll let the group decide how/if they want to proceed.
Aug 22 - Deadline for owners to submit their keepers for this season (1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR (or TE), 1 Rook). All non-keeper designated players go into the draft pool.
Draft is scheduled for the Sunday night before the season starts (Aug 31) but that can change if you assbags whine long and hard enough.
Draft order (non-snaking):
1. rjs246
2. hbionic
3. sunmo
4. Zanshin
5. phreak
6. OPEN - Dio's Slot
7. Munson
8. SD
9. Sarge
10. Tomahawk
How do I view my roster from last season?
I will murder you.
My roster:
Matt Ryan Atl - QB
(R) Mike Glennon TB - QB
Steve Smith Sr. Bal - WR
Torrey Smith Bal - WR
(R) Da'Rick Rogers Ind - WR
Julio Jones Atl - WR
Emmanuel Sanders Den - WR
Tony Gonzalez Atl - TE
(R) Le'Veon Bell Pit - RB
Ray Rice Bal - RB
Pierre Thomas NO - RB
Trent Richardson Ind - RB
Arian Foster Hou - RB
(R) Montee Ball Den - RB
San Francisco SF - DEF
As always, I am open to trades for basically anyone on the roster. You can probably get Ray Rice real cheap.
It's only fitting if Rice is on team wife beater.
I'll take Charlie Baltimore's spot.
hey remember last year when rjs mocked me for keeping mccoy over arian foster? i do...I fargING REMEMBER
Phillip Rivers - QB
Colin Kaepernick - QB
Vincent Jackson - WR
Roddy White - WR
Kendall Wright - WR
TY Hilton - WR
Cecil Shorts - WR
Tavon Austin - WR (rookie)
Shady - RB
Chris Ogbonnaya - RB
Reggie Bush - RB
Darren McFadden - RB
Charles Clay - TE
Justin Tucker - K
Pittsburgh - D
Whatever, homer. Put your boner away, there are ladies about.
Speaking of which, Rome, send me your email address and I'll invite you to the league.
Here is Dio's roster from which to pick keepers:
(R) Giovani Bernard - RB
Marques Colston - WR
Pierre Garcon - WR
Frank Gore - RB
(R) Eddie Lacy - RB
Andrew Luck - QB
Hakeem Nicks - WR
Greg Olsen - TE
Tony Romo - QB
Demaryius Thomas - WR
Mike Wallace - WR
(R) Terrance Williams - WR
Garrett Hartley - K
New England - D
St. Louis - D
I wouldn't mind trading for Shady, shameless homer boner here.
Anyways, mine from last year:
Cam Newton - QB
Russel Wilson - QB
Matt Forte - RB
Chris Johnson - RB
(R) Andre Ellington - RB
Brandon Bolden - RB
Brandon Marshall - WR
Andre Johnson - WR
(R) Aaron Dobson - WR
Julian Edelman - WR
Brian Hartline - WR
(R) Jordan Cameron - TE
Matt Prater - K
Kansas City - D
Matthew Stafford Det - QB
Riley Cooper Phi - WR
Stevie Johnson SF - WR
Lamar Miller Mia - RB
Chris Ivory NYJ - RB
Jimmy Graham NO - TE
Ryan Mathews SD - RB
Alshon Jeffery Chi - WR
Dez Bryant Dal - WR
Josh Gordon Cle - WR
Shane Vereen NE - RB
Marshawn Lynch Sea - RB
Mason Crosby - K
Dan Bailey-K
Cincinnati -D
Quote from: Munson on August 01, 2014, 12:31:26 PM
I wouldn't mind trading for Shady, shameless homer boner here.
Shady for Forte and your 1st and 3rd round picks
No wonder Dio quit.
So, true to yahoo form, transferring keeper teams is a bit complicated. Trying to figure out the easiest way to make this shtein happen and then I'll send the invite.
Ben Roethlisberger Pit - QB
Keenan Allen SD - WR (rookie)
Harry Douglas Atl - WR
Andre Brown Hou - RB
Zac Stacy StL - RB (rookie)
Julius Thomas Den - TE
Michael Crabtree SF - WR
Brent Celek Phi - TE
Stevan Ridley NE - RB
DeAndre Hopkins Hou - WR (rookie)
Aaron Rodgers GB - QB
Doug Martin TB - RB
Randall Cobb GB - WR
Blair Walsh Min - K
Seattle Sea - DEF
Nick Foles Phi - QB
Calvin Johnson Det - WR
Antonio Brown Pit - WR
Wes Welker Den - WR
Greg Jennings Min - WR
Knowshon Moreno Mia - RB
Rashad Jennings NYG - RB
Bobby Rainey TB - RB
Joique Bell Det - RB
C.J. Spiller Buf - RB
Jason Witten Dal - TE
Zach Ertz Phi - TE (Rookie)
Adam Vinatieri Ind - K
Baltimore Bal - DEF
Carolina Car - DEF
QBs
Drew Brees
WRs
A.J. Green
Pimp
Michael Floyd - AZ
Jarrett Boykin
Golden Tate
RBs
Jamaal Charles
Fred Jackson
Maurice Jones-Drew
DeAngelo Williams
Donald Brown
Jordan Todman
TEs
Martellus Bennett
Name change:
Poop Bandits are now the 'Smegma Boyz'
We have a draft date yet?
I haven't been getting here much, so I figured I'd put in my keepers now to make sure I meet the deadline, with the caveat that I may change my mind between now and the deadline. Or not. Whatever. If you want to see my current full roster, feel free to look at the site ;-).
QB- Peyton Manning
RB- DeMarco Murray
WR- Jordy Nelson
Rookie- Kenny Stills
OK, so there doesn't seem to be an easy way to transfer Dio's team to Rome, so I'm just gonna send Rome a naked invite and manually assign him keepers or something. Rome, be on the lookout. Draft date is posted in the first post of this thread.
Done.
Hey, is there a draft date yet?
No.
Ha.
My keepers
QB Stafford
RB Lynch
WR/TE Graham
Jeffery wasn't a rookie last year so I can't keep him. I don't have a rookie on my roster, can I just take a pick of whoever's left?
Just a reminder that Keepers aren't due for another week. Having said that, barring injury here are my keepers:
Matt Ryan - QB
Le'Veon Bell - RB
Julio Jones - WR
Montee Ball - Rookie
Quote from: SD on August 14, 2014, 12:28:44 PM
Jeffery wasn't a rookie last year so I can't keep him. I don't have a rookie on my roster, can I just take a pick of whoever's left?
No. You'll get an extra pick at the end of the draft to compensate for your lack of foresight.
Can Dio draft for me?
He has errands to run. No.
I'm just hoping Manning can have another Foles-like year.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 01, 2014, 10:17:55 PM
Ben Roethlisberger Pit - QB
Keenan Allen SD - WR (rookie)
Harry Douglas Atl - WR
Andre Brown Hou - RB
Zac Stacy StL - RB (rookie)
Julius Thomas Den - TE
Michael Crabtree SF - WR
Brent Celek Phi - TE
Stevan Ridley NE - RB
DeAndre Hopkins Hou - WR (rookie)
Aaron Rodgers GB - QB
Doug Martin TB - RB
Randall Cobb GB - WR
Blair Walsh Min - K
Seattle Sea - DEF
Since you have 3 rookies on your roster, interested in making a pre-draft trade for someone on my team? I have Dez Bryant and Alshon Jeffery yo.
QB-Cam Newton
RB-Matt Forte
WR-Brandon Marshall
Rookie-Andre Ellington
Guys, regarding this fantasy league, can someone please tell me exactly what to do and how to do it?
Ha. I wish that wasn't so accurate.
Keepers:
RGIII
A.P.
Cordarrelle Patterson
Jordan Reed
Munson and I have another draft Sunday night with a bunch of right wing but jobs on the EMB. Draft time is 9. Anyone know if you can do two simultaneous drafts on yahoo?
hahaha that is basically the correct description of that league.
but jobs!
Quote from: SD on August 14, 2014, 02:01:59 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 01, 2014, 10:17:55 PM
Ben Roethlisberger Pit - QB
Keenan Allen SD - WR (rookie)
Harry Douglas Atl - WR
Andre Brown Hou - RB
Zac Stacy StL - RB (rookie)
Julius Thomas Den - TE
Michael Crabtree SF - WR
Brent Celek Phi - TE
Stevan Ridley NE - RB
DeAndre Hopkins Hou - WR (rookie)
Aaron Rodgers GB - QB
Doug Martin TB - RB
Randall Cobb GB - WR
Blair Walsh Min - K
Seattle Sea - DEF
Since you have 3 rookies on your roster, interested in making a pre-draft trade for someone on my team? I have Dez Bryant and Alshon Jeffery yo.
Hopkins and Crabtree for Jeffrey.
I have no interest in Crabtree because Graham is my receiver keeper. If you're taking Jeffery he has to be your WR keeper, meaning you have to drop Allen.
True. I forgot.
Then no deal bc I want to keep Allen.
No wait. I can keep Allen as my rookie.
So I could keep Allen and Jeffrey.
Are you keeping Stacy or Doug Martin as your RB?
Quote from: rjs246 on August 01, 2014, 09:54:22 AM
My roster:
Matt Ryan Atl - QB
(R) Mike Glennon TB - QB
Steve Smith Sr. Bal - WR
Torrey Smith Bal - WR
(R) Da'Rick Rogers Ind - WR
Julio Jones Atl - WR
Emmanuel Sanders Den - WR
Tony Gonzalez Atl - TE
(R) Le'Veon Bell Pit - RB
Ray Rice Bal - RB
Pierre Thomas NO - RB
Trent Richardson Ind - RB
Arian Foster Hou - RB
(R) Montee Ball Den - RB
San Francisco SF - DEF
As always, I am open to trades for basically anyone on the roster. You can probably get Ray Rice real cheap.
Same goes for you, sir. I have Dez and Alshon to offer.
I'm keeping Doug Martin.
Jeffery or Dez for Stacey?
I will take Jeffrey.
Word
Alshon Jeffrey for Zac Stacey
Make it happen, commish.
lolol as I write this Jeffrey gets smoked by Cyprien and is hurt. Oh well. Still will take him.
So my keepers will be
QB - Aaron Rodgers
RB - Doug Martin
WR - Alshon Jeffrey
Rookie - Keenan Allen
My new keepers will be
QB Stafford
RB Lynch
Receiver Graham
(R) Stacey
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 14, 2014, 08:54:48 PM
Alshon Jeffrey for Zac Stacey
Make it happen, commish.
lolol as I write this Jeffrey gets smoked by Cyprien and is hurt. Oh well. Still will take him.
So my keepers will be
QB - Aaron Rodgers
RB - Doug Martin
WR - Alshon Jeffrey
Rookie - Keenan Allen
If it's a serious injury you can take Dez
Nah he was fine.
farg Dez
I'd also like to move that we make this a snaking draft.
Thanks to Rusty for giving me Vince Young as my franchise QB. Hugs & kisses...
He just took a job with Texas as some sort of liaison
It's a keeper league. Keeper leagues don't snake.
Quote from: SD on August 15, 2014, 07:10:22 AM
He just took a job with Texas as some sort of liaison
His job is to learn to spell liaison.
Job security FTW.
SD, I have a snake for you if you need one. :P
Rome Hates Humans is up and running.
Foles
Megatron
Spiller
Ertz (r)
Drew Brees
A.J. Green
Jamaal Charles
No rookie
Are you not going to try to trade for a rookie? You should. Dingus.
Also, to fill everyone in...
Switching team owners from Dio to Rome requires that I manually input everyone's keepers so the keeper functionality on the site becomes more or less superfluous. I have entered all of the listed keepers (still waiting on Rome and Sunny).
If Tomahawk doesn't trade for a rookie, I'll be manually reseeding the draft order so that the 'last pick in the fourth round' goes to me as the first pick of the draft.
Scratch that, I'll just give him Vince Young or Reno Mahe and he can pick drop and pick up whatever roster-filler he wants after the draft. On a related note, I have two rookies available for future draft picks (neither are very good so they can be had cheap).
That is all.
Kap
Shady
Roddy
Tavon
my keeps
OK that just leaves Rome.
I'm assuming...
Lacy (RB)
Bernard (R)
Luck (QB)
Thomas (WR)
but I've been wrong before.
before = usually
Quote from: SunMo on August 18, 2014, 10:32:05 AM
before = usually
I keep forgetting how many times you've won this league. Could you refresh my memory?
i've gotten screwed a lot, cosmically I mean.
I also have a couple rookies available for trade. Jordan Cameron most notably.
Unless I'm missing something I have no players to keep. I looked for them in the keeper's area and there was zip.
(No players were imported from last season's roster)
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/jerome99rip/ScreenShot2014-08-18at55316PM_zps6aaa4bd7.png)
I swear to Christ, the instant I start giving any of you the smallest amount of credit for being capable of human thought you never fail to bring me back to earth.
Dio's roster is posted on the first page of this thread. I posted them by position and even labeled the rookies because, well, I think it's clear why I would need to lay everything out for you infants. Pick players from that roster to keep. QB, RB, WR/TE, Rookie.
Easy, big fella. I thought I had to send it to you thru Yahoo and I've never done a keeper league thru this format.
Lacy (RB)
Bernard (R)
Luck (QB)
Thomas (WR)
This is just peachy, thanks.
:-D
I won't bother pointing out that I already covered my inability to transfer the team in previous posts, but the screen shot is pretty neat. So that's super.
Pending Tomahawk's efforts to trade for a rookie or accept Vince Young as a member of his roster everyone's keepers have been assigned through the first four rounds of the draft. Please DO NOT assign Keepers through Yahoo since I don't know how/whether it will handle them properly. If you've already assigned keepers, kindly unassign.
And also cram it. Deep.
So the keepers are available and you want me to use Yahoo to assign them then?
Gotcha.
Nailed it.
I decided to assign Keepers through Yahoo to find out how, or whether, it will handle them properly.
Everyone's a comedian.
We're supposed to assign our keepers through yahoo? Is this new?
Ok I've submitted the preliminary draft results including Vince Young to Tomahawk since he hasn't responded to offers to add a rookie.
Good luck and I hope that you die very painful ALS deaths.
But I didn't assign my keepers in Yahoo yet. That's farged up.
Good.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 19, 2014, 10:43:36 AM
Ok I've submitted the preliminary draft results including Vince Young to Tomahawk since he hasn't responded to offers to add a rookie.
Good luck and I hope that you die very painful ALS deaths.
Its ok...I will cure myself with the ice bucket, buddy. Nice try.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 19, 2014, 10:43:36 AM
Ok I've submitted the preliminary draft results including Vince Young to Tomahawk since he hasn't responded to offers to add a rookie.
Good luck and I hope that you die very painful ALS deaths.
Good...Vince Young is better than your piece of shtein trade offers.
Having said that, Munson and I have come to terms:
He gets: 3rd Rd pick
I get: Jordan Cameron & 7th Rd pick
I think that against all odds you both ended up getting shafted in that trade. Amateur hour.
Draft and keeper details have been updated.
What's the website address for that again?
www.football.keeperleague.yahoo.eatshteinontoast.net
I don't think that's the right url:
(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/823x292q90/673/pQfVla.jpg)
Are you my network support team? Please help
Fix the CF spelling of shtein. It'll work. Trust me.
All your receivers blow. I have Dez Bryant available. Best offer I've had is a swap of picks in the third round. If anyone can beat that let me know. Otherwise I'm accepting that offer.
I'll take recovering-from-surgery Julio Jones and his genetically feeble foot over rooting for Dez farging Bryant. Especially in a $25 league.
Hey Commish...any chance we can push the draft after labor day weekend? I'm gone that weekend and it would be pretty messy if I had a default zesty team with the computer selecting for me (no rookies, future keepers, etc.) and I don't think having a zesty team for competition's sake will be in the best interest of the league (I just realized my schedule, so stop rolling your eyes people!)
I'm too lazy to look, anyone have a consolidated list of keepers so I know who'll be available at 8 when I pick?
I think a list will be automatically generated after we use Yahoo to declare our keepers.
So we are supposed to declare our keepers?
I'll do that ASAP.
I can probably do the Tuesday after Labor Day if that works for Chuggie
I can do Tuesday, too. It would give me and munson a chance to draft with the right wing nuts on Sunday.
I can't do Tuesday and I'm not super inclined to move the draft date at all. Maybe Monday night but that's about it.
I don't care when it is. You women make your minds up.
Can you guys make the draft around 6:30pm PST? I should be back by then. 'Should'.
Pfft...I have to worry about time zones and related sundry nonsense for work. I don't want this to feel like work. I don't even want work to feel like work.
On a side note, whatever.
Most guys treat this more serious than work.
I can do Sunday at 9:30. Or next Wednesday if we need to.
I'm gone til Monday afternoon/early evening so, Monday at 6:30pm PST would be great if you guys could adjust to it. I'm actually doing something for Labor Day Weekend for once in my life. Sorry ass, no thumb inside you this weekend. You'll have to wait til the following weekend.
Oh...yeah I could probably do Monday at 9:30 too
I am fine with Monday at 830pm CST...the good thing is this draft goes fast because of the keepers
Yeah, the draft takes like 30 min. I'm fine with any day, preferably 8pm eastern or later, but I'll make any time of day work because I want to be Russell's Internet bff.
you can draft on your cell phones, tablets, whatever now. i know that sunday night i will be at the bar so i will take my phone and draft and no whine like a funhole. it's a $25 league. if you're that worried about missing the draft than pre-rank your players and stfu
What sunny said...and stfu
farg Sunmo and his farging phone. Who's the icehole that sets the draft on labor day weekend anyway?
I don't give a farg if you can draft via telepathy, change the shtein to Monday night if you can commish, we wait all year just to have this on a weekend that everyone is gone? Let's just draft thursday night, what's the difference?
SD, stop recycling other people's posts, it's unbecoming of you.
i want nothing more than the draft on Sunday night now
You made that clear with your previous post. No need to be redundant.
Were passing TDs worth 6 points last year too?
Literally no rules have changed. Also hahahahaha at 'waiting all year' for this draft. But I'm still thinking about moving it just because it sparked conversation.
When are we having our English Premier League draft?
Friday. 4pm. Be there.
This friday? Can't do it.
There was a specific reason I requested Monday.
I'm out Friday early morning...away from all technology.
Hopefully anything past labor day weekend can be arranged.
Stop whining/posting. It's only hurting your cause.
I was trying to be more Philadelphian.
So are you switching the time or what? I have errands.
Quote from: Rome on August 28, 2014, 02:43:07 PM
So are you switching the time or what? I have errands.
Wow Romey, you're really taking this, 'filling in Dio's shoes' thing seriously.
We should just use this season to figure out a great time for the draft in 2015. Assuming there's time for that.
Quote from: Zanshin on August 28, 2014, 03:04:05 PM
We should just use this season to figure out a great time for the draft in 2015. Assuming there's time for that.
Hahaha. GThistleFTW.
Quote from: Zanshin on August 28, 2014, 03:04:05 PM
We should just use this season to figure out a great time for the draft in 2015. Assuming there's time for that.
Let's draft the Sunday of Labor Day Weekend every year
So wait when is this actually happening
same time we put our keepers in yahoo
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I moved it to Monday. Whining pays off apparently.
Same time?
douchebags
So 9 tonight? Trying to stay sober for this one.
Quote from: SD on September 01, 2014, 11:10:25 AM
So 9 tonight? Trying to stay sober for this one.
Weird-o
Because I'm not seeing the link to declare our keepers through Yahoo, I tried to make the trade with Munson, but Yahoo is throwing up an error. Any ideas on how to fix this?
Draft drunk - it'll be more fun.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 01, 2014, 01:22:09 PM
Draft drunk - it'll be more fun.
Did last night. Came home, loaded the yahoo page up, one of you's posted the celebrity nudes. I got totally side tracked. When I realized the draft had started I reload the yahoo page and see I auto drafted Forte and was on the clock with .20 seconds to select. I panicked and took Rodgers. Here's how the rest of my team looks:
Aaron Rodgers GB - QB
Keenan Allen SD - WR
Cordarrelle Patterson Min - WR
Matt Forte Chi - RB
Frank Gore SF - RB
Zach Ertz Phi - TE
Golden Tate Det - WR
Reggie Wayne Ind - WR
Stevan Ridley NE - RB
Knowshon Moreno Mia - RB
Sammy Watkins Buf - WR
Mark Ingram NO - RB
Tavon Austin StL - WR
Dan Bailey Dal - K
Arizona Ari - DEF
It's a non-pay league with some right wing nuts on the emb so I really don't care that much.
9:30 you lazy assbags. Just log into the site every time you have a question and all will be revealed. Nitwits.
I learned something today. The plural of Mensa is Mensan. I had no idea and other than our commish, who is as smart as he is handsome, I doubt anyone else here knew that either.
In Spanish, Menso is dumb or dumbass.
By the way, I'd like to take this moment to thank the Commissioner for approving the request for change of time of draft as well as for having an amazing posterior.
I OBVIOUSLY drafted the best team.
lololololol i missed it
farg
I am logging in now to check what slop I ended up with
Well I am not disappointed and falling asleep helped me...my team is pretty good
I got Codey Parkey. Everything else is cream cheese.
Yahoo says I had the best draft, even though all you bitches kept taking the guys I wanted.
Really pissed I missed out on Rice. farg you chuggie.
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/jerome99rip/ScreenShot2014-09-01at110618PM_zps6382a663.png)
I got 'C' in a group where no one earned an 'A'.
You guys are all pretty bad at this. LOL at SunMo's draft. Hahaha.
I'm fine with my draft. i took high upside guys/rookies late and my starting lineup is solid. with my keepers i didn't have any ambitions of winning this year (unless 10 things went remarkably well for me) but a few of my young guys will pop and i'll be fine
Haha. That's adorable.
i'm sure i'll finish ahead of you again
Highly unlikely.
Toby Gerhart.
value pick, bitch
4. Toby Gerhart will be a top-10 running back in all leagues.
Over the last three years, there have been 37 instances in which a running back has carried the ball at least 250 times in one season. Of those 37 instances, 27 times that back has finished among the top 12 at his position in standard leagues. In other words, if you agree that Gerhart is in line for roughly 15.6 carries per game in 2014 but don't believe he will be a RB1 for some owner in a 12-team league, recent history suggests you have about a 27 percent chance of being right. Going one step further, none of the nine instances over that same time has a back with at least 300 rushing attempts finished lower than sixth in standard scoring. There are a myriad of reasons being tossed around as to why Gerhart won't succeed in Jacksonville, including the ridiculous notion that the Jaguars' offense will stink because it has pretty much ever since Jimmy Smith and Fred Taylor moved on or retired. Gerhart served as the third-down back on a regular basis in Minnesota – bumping Peterson to the sideline – so let's dismiss the idea that he isn't adept in the passing game. Gerhart is a 230-pound bulldozer that will grind out yards after contact, has a career 4.7 YPC and broke off three runs of 26 yards or more on 36 carries last year. Is he a big-play back? No, at least not in the same way that C.J. Spiller or Chris Johnson are (or were). But the Jaguars didn't sign him to be a big-play back either. It should be fairly clear from its personnel moves over the last year or so that Jacksonville is trying to emulate Seattle (where HC Gus Bradley left to join the Jags). Part of that blueprint includes establishing a punishing ground game, which locks Gerhart into a big-time role. Perhaps Denard Robinson, Jordan Todman or even recent addition Henry Josey end up stealing some passing- down snaps as the season progresses when the Jags need a big play late, but in terms of likely workload, it is going to be difficult to find a RB2 available in the third or fourth round that rivals Gerhart's.
just wait until Devonta Freeman is starting in Atlanta
I'm on the edge of my seat.
is he white and slow? yes. but to be able to get a clear #1 rb that will get #1 rb workload at that point in the draft is good and you know it.
YOU KNOW IT
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/1390thefan.com/files/2012/03/136406170-300x220.jpg)
champion. chip.
He's farging awful and you're starting him. Fact.
career YPC 4.7
if he wasn't white this wouldn't be a discussion. REVERSE RACISM!
Desperation is a stinky cologne, Sunny.
btw, good job changing the draft for a guy that takes a defense in the 6th round and two kickers and all the rest rookies. he was a valuable addition
So now you're complaining that the other members of this league are awful at this league? I mean, his draft wasn't as bad as yours, but you should be happy with the ineptitude. I certainly am.
Quote from: SunMo on September 02, 2014, 10:48:22 AM
btw, good job changing the draft for a guy that takes a defense in the 6th round and two kickers and all the rest rookies. he was a valuable addition
bastich, you made me look.
Just to put this conversation to rest, this league will never snake its draft. Four keepers isn't as franchise-y as the seven we used to keep, but it's a lot of keepers and snaking will not be a thing that we do.
P.S. No one should care.
So just to be clear no snaking?
He's considering it. He said he wouldn't move the draft, but the whining won out. Now people know that approach works, so they'll work on him.
To be clear, I've been looking forward to the 2015 draft since the second that this year's begun!
To be clear, you're all morons who couldn't collectively think their way out of a paper bag. And also I want you all to eat a bowl of spiderwebs.
That actually doesn't sound as bad as you think it does.
Do you think we'd have a shot against a wet paper bag?
No.
Uhh...How was Terrence West picked up on Sunday immediately after his game? Shouldn't players go on waivers until today once their games start?
yeah, i was going to say something about that too. we don't have a standard waivers process. we should talk about instituting one.
Because the person who picked up West had foresight...and Tate, unfortunately.
Words words words.
Can we re-draft? I'm thinking that Toby Gerhart is a smarter pick than the Ray Rice pick.
By the way, I need a RB...any of you kind ladies interested in trading? I've got a plethora of rookie WR's. :deion
I will trade Alfred Morris
No Shanahan = no value for Alfred Morris.
What a joke my team is. DOA.
I think everyone told you that after the 8th rookie you drafted
Chuggie's roster = AP, Ray Rice, RG3.
well my team didn't play very well this week. maybe mac and shady will make up my 55 point deficit.
Quote from: hbionic on September 14, 2014, 01:46:52 PM
What a joke my team is. DOA.
I'll take Watkins off your hands for you
I'm open for trades...send me offers.
I am willing to trade anyone on my roster for the right price. What are you interested in? I'm interested in Watkins and draft picks and anything interesting you can offer. Take a look at my roster and think about draft picks and let me know.
I get the feeling that no one in this league is even trying. You're all terrible at this.
Oh, I am trying...sadly my team has imitated the real life Raiders
In my defense, I played Chuggie this week, which is essentially a bye.
Sorry guys, thought all the players on my team were on the IR. I'll try to see if there's anything I can do to not become a perpetual bye week.
After sitting Pimp last week I re-inserted him into the lineup.
The result? 1.4 points.
He hate me.
Pointing...laughing
Quote from: hbionic on September 22, 2014, 06:24:41 PM
Sorry guys, thought all the players on my team were on the IR. I'll try to see if there's anything I can do to not become a perpetual bye week.
Thank you for not following up on that
There literally wasn't anything I could do.
I wish I hadn't drafted the dudes that love to beat women and children.
I like my receiver draft. farg Washington.
I'm willing to trade anyone on my roster other than Graham or Lynch
Vincent Jackson, Garcon, Zac Stacy, Reggie Wayne, Golden Tate, Reggie Bush etc.
Yes, I'd be willing to part with any of my mediocre players, too. Haha.
I'm willing to trade mediocre for mediocre
He doesn't have much in the way of mediocre. He largely has a helping of talented/banned interspersed with non-factor.
He also has some high draft picks coming up next year...
Another reason we should snake
Let it go, man.
I'm so looking forward to next year's draft.
Sure am glad I left T.Y. Hilton on the bench.
Chuggie beats me this week if he plays Flacco. Instead he opted for Bridgewater who scored 40 less points
If I play Flacco, Bridgewater sets the all-time passing and TD record.
SunMo and I have reached an agreement for a trade:
rjs246 gets: Julius Thomas (TE, Den)
SunMo gets: A conditional draft pick in the 2015 draft.
Details:
- If the current standings hold (I am in second, SunMo is in eighth) and my team ends this season with a less-valuable draft position than SunMo, AND I do not win the championship, the pick will be a second rounder.
- If my team bottoms out and SunMo finishes with a less valuable draft position, the pick would become a third rounder PLUS swapping positions in the fourth, fifth and sixth (giving SunMo the higher pick in those three rounds).
- If I win this season's championship the pick becomes a first rounder PLUS we will swap positions in the 4th and 8th rounds (giving me the higher pick in those two rounds).
In other words, this will probably be Julius Thomas for a second rounder.
Conveniently in time to play Manning this week. Dick. haha.
One does what one must.
Well, here's to hoping D. Thomas has a huge day and J. Thomas gets dinged on the first drive.
and i have someone to root for
except that i was probably gonna drop this league after this year but now i'm committed to at least one more year of mediocrity
After 3 straight championship appearances, it's time for a fire sale. Everyone is on the trade block, draft picks preferred.
VETO!
This is going to make it look like I care more than I do, but the trades strictly for future picks seem pretty weak. Is there a deadline for this nonsense?
Quote from: Zanshin on October 15, 2014, 11:13:01 AM
This is going to make it look like I care more than I do, but the trades strictly for future picks seem pretty weak. Is there a deadline for this nonsense?
Agreed
November 14th is the trade deadline.
The league rules say that if 1/3 (rounded up) of the league votes to veto a trade it can be vetoed. I've already made the roster moves, but I will unmake them if four of you bitch about the trade.
Also, part of the point of a franchise/keeper league is to plan for the future. We've always had trades that involved draft picks. Get over it.
Snake
Sarge, I'll give you my first round picks in 2035 and 2036 (along with a conditional 2037 pick) for Calvin Johnson.
Who owns shady? I'll listen to an offer for shady. ,y team sucks, I might as well find a reason to root for it.
If you give me a 2017 7th rounder I'll rescind my veto.
Or a Tastykake pie but none of that apple shtein with raisins in it.
Quote from: Zanshin on October 15, 2014, 11:54:42 AM
Sarge, I'll give you my first round picks in 2035 and 2036 (along with a conditional 2037 pick) for Calvin Johnson.
Fist yourself.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 15, 2014, 01:27:32 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on October 15, 2014, 11:54:42 AM
Sarge, I'll give you my first round picks in 2035 and 2036 (along with a conditional 2037 pick) for Calvin Johnson.
Fist yourself.
Is that a condition of the deal? You drive a hard bargain, my friend. Sold!
Is this good?
(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg103/Sun_Mo/Capture.jpg)
No, it's lucky
Wife Beater 131.83
The Cowchip Kellys 131.37
that's gotta sting
I remember beating Munson last year by .04 because he had Doug Martin heading into Monday Night and I had a really slim lead.....like maybe 5 or 6 points. Martin gave him enough points to overtake me, but then he got tackled for a loss, lost a fumble, and was injured all on the same play. Once those points were deducted, I won by the slimmest margin I've ever seen.
Couple years ago I stole one from Dio because he had Phillip Rivers and Rivers fumbled a snap on the last play of the game and either lost the fumble or was tackled for a loss and the point deduction ended up giving me the win by like a half point.
I have Murray in my league that I'm in first place (PPR) and was playing the guy in second place. I needed 18 pts. from Murray to win. So I was in the odd position of rooting for him to do well but not too well. Cowchips needed 18 going into the night but I had Bailey so he would have needed 23 to win. There's always stat corrections so I'm not breathing easy yet.
I don't get worked up about that shtein, honestly. I probably used to, but the best I can do is trot out the best matchups on the roster and hope for the best. That said, if the Eagles were going to lose to the Cardinals, you'd think Floyd could have at least caught one pass to put me over the top.
Wife Beaters in 3rd and he's gonna take an elevator ride with Rome this weekend
Thanks to Rodgers and the Eagles defense I won when I had no business winning.
Yay.
I had eagles d in my other league. I also had a 30 pt lead going into the game last night so I was kind of hoping they didn't have a strong fantasy night since I didn't need them. Oh well, it's better this way. Had I won, I'd still be holding on to hope to make the playoffs. Now I can finally stop giving a shtein about this season and try to make some moves for next year.
Jeremy Maclin is on the block for anybody who is interested
Quote from: SunMo on November 12, 2014, 04:12:32 PM
Jeremy Maclin is on the block for anybody who is interested
damn your RBs blow
I need a RB
Not sure what you're looking for Sunny, but I have Tre Mason and Carlos Hyde available as rookie keepers.
Quote from: SunMo on November 12, 2014, 04:12:32 PM
Jeremy Maclin is on the block for anybody who is interested
Lamar Miller and Reggie Wayne or Vincent Jackson...or all 3 I don't care.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 12, 2014, 07:25:29 PM
I need a RB
Can we trade keepers? I'd trade you Stafford and your choice of Lamar Miller/Denard Robinson and a WR since I see you have an open slot for Rodgers.
Who's got Shady? Interested in a trade?
SunMo probably has any and all Eagle players...except the defense...I have them.
SD - yeah, I won't be trading Rodgers.
I released Andre Johnson last week. Tough choice but I have four other wideouts who don't have Ryan Fitzpatrick throwing worm burners and air balls at them.
My RB situation is awful right now as well. Pity party?
Also - I have Brady or Romo available for trade if anyone needs a QB.
Quote from: hbionic on November 12, 2014, 10:41:06 PM
Who's got Shady? Interested in a trade?
Shady for your 1st and 3rd round picks next year
Quote from: Munson on November 12, 2014, 07:32:33 PM
Not sure what you're looking for Sunny, but I have Tre Mason and Carlos Hyde available as rookie keepers.
more interested in draft picks for next year than players.
Picked Mike Evans up last week. He's a #1 receiver putting up #1 receiver stats and I can use him as my rookie keeper.
I released Romo if anyone wants him. I picked up Bryce Brown for tonight. Not sure why. ex-Philly homerzzz.
Quote from: SunMo on November 13, 2014, 07:41:38 AM
Quote from: Munson on November 12, 2014, 07:32:33 PM
Not sure what you're looking for Sunny, but I have Tre Mason and Carlos Hyde available as rookie keepers.
more interested in draft picks for next year than players.
Tre Mason and a 3rd?
3rd and 4th seed are wide open right now, #2 seed as well. 5 teams with the same record occupying places 3-7.
Should have beat rome last week...Stafford farged me. Now I play sunny to keep in the playoffs.
and ollll sunny is hot!!
Quote from: SunMo on November 19, 2014, 03:01:19 PM
and ollll sunny is hot!!
Going down this week sun! If I make it to the Eagles game sunday we'll have to discuss our matchup in depth while tailgating. If I don't we'll have to do it on facebook.
Call him SunMo at the tailgate. I double dog dare you.
my god it's so uncomfortable when people start throwing screen names around. i hate it more than anything
I wouldn't call you anything but Sunny.
Quote from: SunMo on November 19, 2014, 03:50:10 PM
my god it's so uncomfortable when people start throwing screen names around. i hate it more than anything
You've called me Sarge.
yeah but because Tony is the only thing gayer than screen names
I actually called Russell Rusty. That's how farging shteinfarged I was that day.
Goddamn Jack Daniels shots...
I call him Rusty all the time, though it's usually during conversations I have with him during random daydreams.
I call Rusty...Rusty
T-Hawk...T-Hawk
Sarge...flag
Phatty...Phatty
Quote from: SunMo on November 20, 2014, 12:37:43 PM
yeah but because Tony is the only thing gayer than screen names
Not going to argue that.
Also, Chuggie does actually answer to Chuggie in person.
It's how I'm able to tell it's the real you guys.
Quote from: SD on November 19, 2014, 03:16:03 PM
Quote from: SunMo on November 19, 2014, 03:01:19 PM
and ollll sunny is hot!!
Going down this week sun! If I make it to the Eagles game sunday we'll have to discuss our matchup in depth while tailgating. If I don't we'll have to do it on facebook.
what a bullshtein loss
Jimmy Graham gets an SD golden wife beater award. Autographed by Ray Rice.
When do the playoffs start?
Next week. And thanks to HBionic's awful team I have locked in the third seed. Hahaha.
So I need Rome to beat zanshin tonight to get in.
Go Eddie
looks like I will get it despite my team laying an egg
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2014, 01:52:03 PM
looks like I will get it despite my team laying an egg
Thought it was top 4 teams...is it 6? If so I'm in
damn it is 4...i was thinking of another league that I am in where top six get in
I'm having a horrendous week. Still barely winning but I'm off by 40-50 points.
If he outscores Rome's Eddie Lacy by at least 4 points and gets a total of at least 9 points, Zanshin's Jordy Nelson earns him a playoff berth and gives SD's Wife Beater's Das Boot...double ironic.
Looks like I'm out, Rome comes up short when it really matters...thanks bud.
Time for Hinkie magic
Worst 11-3 team ever?
After Manning got me a whopping 2 points and Lacy started so strongly last night, I'd already penciled that in as a loss. That's why I don't get worked up about those fractional point losses. Just play your guys and hope for the best. In this league, I had Manning...in my other league I had Brees. Those guys just totally shtein the bed for me when I needed them. Dicks.
Rome vs Rusty just as the prophets had foretold.
I'm gonna need a lot of help next week. Your matchups are ridiculously favorable. I'll probably just draft all of your players in FanDuel so that even if I lose I win.
farg rusty. But mostly, farg Dez and Le'Veon. And poopy Phillip Rivers.
Don't forget Baltimore's defense, big guy.
go rusty! i get a 1st round pick if he wins it all
Quote from: rjs246 on December 15, 2014, 04:14:18 PM
Don't forget Baltimore's defense, big guy.
I almost included them, but my defense bullshteinted it's way to a big day as well.
Quote from: SunMo on December 15, 2014, 04:21:53 PM
go rusty! i get a 1st round pick if he wins it all
And I get cold hard cash. Everyone wins! Except for Rome. So really, everyone wins!
lol Rome.
He deserves the loss for leaving Edelman in when he was injured. Rookie mistake
Rough weekend for Romey!
Eagles get worked
Loses in a blowout in FFL
His Magic lose to the Sixers
Sorry buddy :/
I definitely lost because I didn't check Edelman's status before the 1:00 games started. It had nothing to do with every other player on the team having season worst outcomes.
Also - LOL @ the Magic comment.
Quote from: Rome on December 22, 2014, 05:56:20 AM
I definitely lost because I didn't check Edelman's status before the 1:00 games started. It had nothing to do with every other player on the team having season worst outcomes.
Also - LOL @ the Magic comment.
If you would have slid Jaccson into your wr spot and put your best option Gates in your flex you'd only be down 16 heading into tonight with Demariyus Thomas to go. Very manageable and it would give you a rooting interest for tonight.
You can't put a TE into the flex spot.
And again, if Andrew Luck doesn't play like Andrew Dice Clay I might have had a shot.
Just like the Eagles I choked when the championship was on the line. So I have that going for me.
I don't know that because I only carry Graham and only pick up a TE when he's on a bye. So if Russell wins Sunny gets his 1st round pick. Collusion.
So, we do this the right way where I get to pick 7th instead of 8th since I beat the Cowchips, correct?
Next year's draft goes like this...
Edit: Haha, there are ten teams in this league.
1. Last place in the regular season. (hbionic)
2. Second to last. (sarge)
3. Third to last. (sunmo)
4. Fourth to last. (thawk)
5. Fifth to last. (phreak)
6. Sixth to last. (sd)
7. Lower-seeded of the losing playoff teams. (z)
8. Higher-seeded of the losing playoff teams. (munson)
9. Runner up. (rome)
10. Champion. (rjs)
Consolation games are for farging losers and don't mean shtein.
We're going with a snaking draft next year, right?
BTW... I don't like the term, "runner-up." Let's change that to "gagging loser." Thanks.
Nice season suckers. Oh who am I kidding? I got ridiculously farging lucky in the championship game and actually was lucky to sneak into the playoffs with the fifth highest scoring team.
Regardless, pay up.
$25 to rjs246@gmail.com (paypal). Or PM me and I'll give you my address. But seriously, just use paypal you cretins.
paid up
Post your address please.
No.
PM me your addy.
Sunny: Paid
THawk: Paid
Everyone Else: Cram it
Quote from: Rome on December 23, 2014, 08:49:01 AM
We're going with a snaking draft next year, right?
farg off.
Quote from: rjs246 on December 23, 2014, 02:40:31 PM
Sunny: Paid
THawk: Paid
HBionic: Paid
Everyone Else: Cram it
paid up, you filthy animal.
Quote from: rjs246 on December 23, 2014, 02:40:31 PM
Sunny: Paid
THawk: Paid
HBionic: Paid
Rome: Paid
Everyone Else: Cram it
Sweethearts, the lot of you. Except for the deadbeats, you guys are the worst.
Can you send me a reminder in two weeks?
No.
Paid
I made a withdrawal from draft kings and once that posts I'll send it over
My paypal money is tainted with anthrax and aids, icehole.
Quote from: Tomahawk on December 23, 2014, 09:20:42 PM
My paypal money is tainted with anthrax and aids, icehole.
Did the hooker take your paypal too?
Quote from: rjs246 on December 23, 2014, 03:16:11 PM
Sunny: Paid
THawk: Paid
HBionic: Paid
Rome: Paid
SD: Paid
Everyone Else: Cram it
Pizzzaid
Quote from: rjs246 on December 23, 2014, 03:16:11 PM
Sunny: Paid
THawk: Paid
HBionic: Paid
Rome: Paid
SD: Paid
Phreak: Paid
Munson, Sarge, Zanshin: Cram it
Quote from: hbionic on December 23, 2014, 09:56:44 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on December 23, 2014, 09:20:42 PM
My paypal money is tainted with anthrax and aids, icehole.
Did the hooker take your paypal too?
lol she took it alright
I attempted to cram 25 dollars in my butthole to no avail.
Gonna see if my PayPal still works. If it doesn't, I'll mail you 25 easy payments of $1.
The 25 dollars kept falling out of your cornhole?
I tried doing it in half dollars, that was my biggest mistake.
You've been paid.
Paid.
FYI and for future reference. Sarge still hasn't paid me.
I've had second thoughts about paying you too. Please return my money.
No.
Quote from: Tomahawk on January 12, 2015, 07:11:13 PM
I've had second thoughts about paying you too. Please return my money.
You don't have any money. We all know the hooker paid Rusty the $25.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 12, 2015, 02:20:39 PM
FYI and for future reference. Sarge still hasn't paid me.
Sarge ever pay up? I haven't seen him around lately. Maybe he pulled a Reese.
Nope never received payment. In fact I had forgotten about it. Pay up, Wayne.
for the record he did that to me for much more money one time....went AWOL for an extended period....came back hard and paid up....i wouldn't worry about it...
this is like a 200 dollar league right?
$500 minimum icehole.
stillupfront's mom what?
what?
500 minimum is a lot
We put in $2,500 each this year. Made it more fun, I think.
Two questions:
1. Are we still doing this? If there isn't enough interest I'll pull the plug.
2. Will Sarge ever pay up?
In
In.
In
Just to be clear, I'm looking for all or nothing commitment here. I don't feel like chasing down a new player if/when someone has a sad and doesn't want to participate any more.
In
PS: Snake!
No.
In.
If everyone else is in, I'm in.
That leaves THawk, Sarge and someone else? Zanshin, I think.
Assuming this happens, the following players are on the trading block:
- Matt Ryan
- Russell Wilson
- Dez Bryant
- Julio Jones
Just looking for draft picks.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 04, 2015, 06:30:57 PM
Assuming this happens, the following players are on the trading block:
- Matt Ryan
- Russell Wilson
- Dez Bryant
- Julio Jones
Just looking for draft picks.
What are you looking for for Dez or Julio?
I would love a first rounder since we're talking about 2 of the best 4 WRs in the league, but I am willing to negotiate of course.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 04, 2015, 08:10:20 PM
I would love a first rounder since we're talking about 2 of the best 4 WRs in the league, but I am willing to negotiate of course.
Considering I'm picking in the top 3 (I think) and you have to release one of those a first rounder is not happening. I was thinking something later like 5th or maybe we could swap a pick in a round.
Like I said. I'm open to negotiation. Let's move this to PM.
Can you post my roster or show me how to find it?!
I will murder you in your sleep.
Quote from: rjs246 on December 22, 2014, 10:10:36 AM
Next year's draft goes like this...
Edit: Haha, there are ten teams in this league.
1. Last place in the regular season. (hbionic)
2. Second to last. (sarge)
3. Third to last. (sunmo)
4. Fourth to last. (thawk)
5. Fifth to last. (phreak)
6. Sixth to last. (sd)
7. Lower-seeded of the losing playoff teams. (z)
8. Higher-seeded of the losing playoff teams. (munson)
9. Runner up. (rome)
10. Champion. (rjs)
Consolation games are for farging losers and don't mean shtein.
Figured I'd bump this so we know where we're drafting.
Z just gave me a farging enthusiastic "Sure", so he's in. I think that only leaves Sarge as the possible dingleberry ruiner of fun.
I vote keep it going here!
OK, Sarge is in. Now that all of this administrative horseshtein is out of the way, I'll renew the league and move the conversation over to the 2015 thread.
The important question is did you get paid?
I did. Finally. What an ass.