how many would you hit...

[ice grillin you]

#5 might look like a piano fell on her face but at least she isn't morbidly obese like #1

but #1 doesnt

a. have a penis
b. wear a wig

[Rome]

#5 might look like a piano fell on her face but at least she isn't morbidly obese like #1

but #1 doesnt

a. have a penis
b. wear a wig

Link?

[rjs246]

Enough of that shot. Next.



I'm saying 1 and 5 could get it, no questions asked. I'd have a question or two for number 3, but would accept any answer that was being muffled my my wang.

2 and 4 need to play in traffic.

[rjs246]

Whoa, too big... whatever.

[Diomedes]

Link?

[ice grillin you]

too easy....id blast every last one of them...on some raw dog ish

[Rome]

Dude - what the farg is the little Asian dude doing in the background?

[Wingspan]

eating his 23rd hot dog in 6 minutes?

[Rome]

Since the photo above will undoubtedly be deleted, here's a re-sized version:

[Rome]

BTW: 1 & 5 definitely get it. 

2-4 would require injesting massive doses of narcotics and Viagra.

[stillupfront]

1,2,4,5,6 are out.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Haha! They are all illegal.....so.....................they'd all get it. 

[stillupfront]

I'd pass on #2

[LBIggle]

since it looks like #5 already has her eye on the prize and just got done with a syringe of tequila right to her heart, that little underage penis fiend is mine.  if i get bored i'll just houdini her ass with whoever wants the tag-in.  watching their faces when you walk past the window and they have no idea who's on their rear hind is probably just as funny as watching a drunk midget wrestle a rabid pit-bull.

[Tomahawk]

1,2,4,5,6 are out.

There are only five of them, Count Crackula.

Five is the only one that would get the sober Schwarz. One would get it from a half-drunken me. Two and four would have to slip me some roofies, but three would just have to get me retardedly drunk.