I'm Chris, I'm just here for Asian porn, so it's nice to be part of a site that dedicates itself to this and the Eagles, too (they both go hand in hand).
I'm pumped bc I've NEVER been apart of an MB *ahem*
Been an Eagles fan my entire miserable life.
Apparently I'm a llama, but I have the hump of a camel.
:boom
What's up bud...Munson, phreak, Rome and Ed you know so I'll skip intros
On this board:
I beat women and am an anti environmentalist
Igy is the resident overly civil rights guy...he's also contrarion to the core
Phreak is the resident homer
Mds is the resident Jew who likes to reinforce what everyone already knows...he's sort of like sal pal
Dio lives in the hood, drinks gin, uses public transportation, works a blue collar job, likes to read
Rjs is miserable...but he likes it when people pee on toilet seats. He hasn't come around much lately
Sgt. Psn hasn't been around in a bit but he's a former marine
We call hbionic chuggie because he lives in LA and likes to smoke pole
Sunmo lives in souderton...he doesn't contribute much but likes to chime in when he disagrees with an opinion
Phatty does blow and travels and humors us with stories of debauchery
Legends is a lawyer...probably wouldn't mess with him
Or zanshin...he's a black belt but is probably the most normal person on the board
G_F runs this shtein...he's king of the one liners
Munson is on a few people's ban lists...I never found him that irritating but to each their own
QB should post more because his opinions are generally well thought out
Like zanshin Geo seems pretty normal too.
smeags is former EMB antagonist extraordinaire sean_sec736. He's taken his talents to CF. He likes to puke at tailgates.
Seabiscuit is cynical yet like Geo and Zanshin seems fairly normal. He's married and lives out in bumblefarg.
Sorry if I missed anyone
Welcome aboard, and thank you for not being a bot here to sell us high quality pharmacy pills or low priced jerseys.
Quote from: General_Failure on April 26, 2015, 04:23:12 PM
Welcome aboard, and thank you for not being a bot here to sell us high quality pharmacy pills or low priced jerseys.
I'd wait a few weeks. These bots are getting more advanced nowadays.
Welcome man, I knew that screename looked familiar.
Damn, SD's list of active members is depressing, because it's smaller than I thought it would be :-D
Where the farg is Sarge? He disappeared out of no where it seems.
Well if this isn't a blast from the past. 44 how the hell are ya? Good to see you around. Hope all is well. You still out in Cali?
And SD nailed it.
Whoa, another crossover. What's up Chris
Does anyone want to purchase some Xanax? Pin?
Thanks for the welcome SD and everyone!
It's been a long time Phreak. It was only the EMB, but the cool peeps stay in your head forever...
It's been a roller coaster but I'm seeing some light at the end of a long tunnel. Me and the wifey created a lil beauty named Chloe. My wife had a terrible bout with cancer, but she is tough as hell (tougher then me), and a survivor. We're still in Cali. How the heck are you Phreak? Still into stangs? All healthy?
Munson, still into SOAD? (I think it was them). You used to make me shoot black label out my nose!
I was checking out the roster of posters, unbelievable names in there. Some I remember and some I didn't until I read them...it was a good trip.
I'm a total dumb arse- is Mike, SD that that replied to my intro?
Rome? I'll see you at Broad and Chew St my old buddy! >:D
Bigs!! Do you mean cross dresser? I better not joke about that...it's the new trend..
You're like "the man upstairs" to me. You and Herb were the first to welcome me wayyyyy back in the EMB.
I owe Mike (SD?) a big thanks. THANK YOU, man
Holy shtein! It's the guy who sold me cassette decks out of the back of his 78 Pinto all those years ago.
So sorry to hear about your Mrs but happy that she's surviving thru it. And congrats on little Chloe too!
Feva (HOLD IT DOWN!) is here. He's big time at ESPN now so he's rarely here
FastFreddie shows up like once a year
hunt and Stevie stop by once in a while
Die-hard (DH here, best known for punching out a Giants fan) is here too
igy was Tha Ghost of Leonard Tose on EMB
MDS/Todd was MDS/mcnabb_defense_superbowl/DSP/Double_Secret_Probation on EMB. We lost him to Texas for a while but he's back. Still angry and still loves TV, but he's back
I thought Todd was mcnabb_defense_super bowl on the emb too
Quote from: Rome on April 26, 2015, 06:38:56 PM
Holy shtein! It's the guy who sold me cassette decks out of the back of his 78 Pinto all those years ago.
So sorry to hear about your Mrs but happy that she's surviving thru it. And congrats on little Chloe too!
:-D. Dang I miss ya's. Yeah, the bout was real rough. It runs deep in her family. She is actually the first woman in her family to survive it. Imagine the stress... Imagine my daughters thoughts- "ya mean your going to be in charge now"? :paranoid
I hope your fantastic, brutha.
One more for anyone- I see RS, any word on his whereabouts ?
Hi Chris. A little more about me.
My name is hbionic. You can call me chuggie if you want (I have no choice really).
I prefer sex with females but I'm down to party.
We can discuss any topic...but it will usually end with your mom being insulted, a homosexual tone, or hilarity.
I eat burritos and I am a white person...but they say I'm Mexican.
I like bees, kick towels that are hanging from door knobs, and get emotional about apples...bad emotional.
One more thing...I suck at thumb wrestling.
Welcome aboard.
Quote from: hbionic on April 26, 2015, 07:08:37 PM
Hi Chris. A little more about me.
My name is hbionic. You can call me chuggie if you want (I have no choice really).
I prefer sex with females but I'm down to party.
We can discuss any topic...but it will usually end with your mom being insulted, a homosexual tone, or hilarity.
I eat burritos and I am a white person...but they say I'm Mexican.
I like bees, kick towels that are hanging from door knobs, and get emotional about apples...bad emotional.
One more thing...I suck at thumb wrestling.
Welcome aboard.
Thanks chuggie. I'm white and I'm married to a burrito, so that's what I eat, ya know? I'm also bipolar, so I get emotional if I pee on the seat. I also live down the road from ya. You must workout? ;D
I'm glad to hear your wife is doing well, buddy. That's some scary stuff and that she pulled through is great! I remember the old EMB days fondly with all the late night bullshtein lol
I'm still a mustang guy but haven't had one for several years. Just started looking for another one though. I'm ready to scratch the itch again. This time in a 2003 cobra. But not in a hurry because I have to find the right one. Nothing that has been ragged out.
I live in Houston now. Came down here from PA in 07 to take a job with a hardwood (not that kind of hard wood, Chuggie) lumber distributor. I hate Houston but love the job so here I sit.
Munson still wants to bang the lead singer of SOAD
RS pops in from time to time. I saw him in November when the Eagles came to Houston.
Beermonkey pops in from time to time too.
SOAD is still pretty awesome, minus the whole not releasing a new album in almost a decade thing. They're not my favorite band, but I still throw them on when I'm in the mood. They played a show in Armenia this past week on the eve of the anniversary of the Armenian genocide, which was their first show there ever. Pretty cool to watch.
As long as you don't show any emotion or try to speculate on things for fun, you'll fit in just fine. If you do either of the other two, you'll either get made fun of, or be subject to a 2-3 page trolling by IGY and MDS.
Like anyone can avoid the Havas/Todd affair.
A new person here? I can't handle this volume of growth on the board.
i didn't like my description
Quote from: SunMo on April 27, 2015, 08:36:36 AM
i didn't like my description
I originally wrote "Souderton native...cynical family guy who dropped 100 lbs." but since you don't post much anymore you get what you got.
lol
i live in quakertown dammit
this username does look a bit familiar but i havent been on the EMB in probably 5yrs & not reg poster for even longer. was sean_sec736 in my former life.
btw - SD left out the part about him not caring if man destroys the earth as long as he can drive his gas guzzling SUV and make coin from his fracking investments.
Quote from: smeags on April 27, 2015, 08:56:03 AM
this username does look a bit familiar but i havent been on the EMB in probably 5yrs & not reg poster for even longer. was sean_sec736 in my former life.
btw - SD left out the part about him not caring if man destroys the earth as long as he can drive his gas guzzling SUV and make coin from his fracking investments.
No that was covered, so was domestic violence.
you brushed by the subject with the mere mention of two words. you're much more dedicated to your philosophy than that, i felt you needed your props. :yay
Damn dude I forgot you in my write up. Fixed in original post.
Quote from: SunMo on April 27, 2015, 08:36:36 AM
i didn't like my description
at least you exist. #slitswrists
dammit SD, i didint even get to complain about it. jerk !
haaaa - yes i have passed out and emptied my stomach at a tailgate but i always make it to my seat. :-D
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 27, 2015, 09:26:15 AM
Quote from: SunMo on April 27, 2015, 08:36:36 AM
i didn't like my description
at least you exist. #slitswrists
Fixed, you haven't been around much so you're off the radar.
Pad.
rjs the threadkiller
Do you remember Nonebetta (aka NoneBettaThanDuce?)
Whaaaat? Rjs= nonebetta?
Nooooo not even close. Haha I was just asking if you remember NB.
rjs isn't gonna threaten to drive to some place in Cali to fight Samoan 49er fans like NB did.
I do remember nonebetta. He must be a badarse. Samoans are some gnarly dudes.
I remember Rome once challenged me to meet him at Broad & Chew St. Lol. I love him.
I wanted a piece of rjs on the old MB. Lil twig...no I have no idea what he looks like. I used to get riled up all the time, still do...but I'm gonna be a good boy here. :win
NB turned holy roller
He posted here and then one day was like one of those traveling evangelists who put their hands on people's forehands and heal them.
Rome and his FIGHT ME NOW rants were great
rjs is actually a lumberjack. a lesbian lumberjack, but still... one bad ass sista.
and nonebetta was hilarious. i used to love his posts, but like phreak said, one day he just disappeared and never returned.
Were you buddies with Ray (RS)? I chatted with him the other night. I'm not sure if you know what his story is/was. I hadn't heard from him in forever. Turns out we have both been thru a ton.
I know Ray from Facebook. His wife is a sweetheart.
Yeah I spoke to him in Houston and he was thru a lot with his wife. She's doing great now. It was good to see them. Hadn't seen em since the Charlotte roadie in 2003
I got the boot from Facebook. It was ugly... :paranoid
Haha I didn't even know that was possible!
It went like this-
Old friend tracked me down (a cute lil girlie) on facebook. The one girl I had ALWAYS wondered about. She had me so whipped back in the day...complete ownage. Then she dumped me. We were 18ish. We never saw each other again...almost. I told the wife, she was okay (not ecstatic) but okay with me meeting up with her. She was still single. Met up, everything was cool. Then she started texting me, then texting me naked pics, 1900 texts later (literally)...my wife opened the phone bill. I had know idea that the number of text show on the bill.
She grabbed my phone a there were double D's and a pierced angina that greeted my wife when the phone opened...
Aw man....
:-D Nice.
One thing I am happy about is that there is 0 chance I will ever be talking to my girlfriend from when I was 18. What a funhole.
It's been a couple years since I've been on Facebook.
Hey phreak- do you remember the night we were hammered and chatting on the EMB and I told you the story of my "first time"? With the sandwich bag? :-D :-D :-D
Munsonnnnn
So whatcha listening to theses days?
I still like the deftones. My music taste is all over the place these days...
Haha damn well yeah that'll end Facebook quickly - I thought you meant that Facebook kicked you off not your wife lol
Nah I don't recall the story...but I remember many nights hanging out there. I can't believe it's been 14-15yrs ago now!
Yeah, there's a guy named Yeti. He's really funny. He saw a retard tied to a tree once.
Go farg yourselves.
Quote from: 44eagles44 on April 28, 2015, 09:37:59 PM
Munsonnnnn
So whatcha listening to theses days?
I still like the deftones. My music taste is all over the place these days...
Got into the alt-rock/pop punk/emo music of the early-mid 2000's...though some of my favorites only got lumped into the 'emo' sound by association more than anything else. Like a couple of those bands, like Dashboard Confessional, but mostly stuck to Brand New and Alkaline Trio and Taking Back Sunday type stuff. Like most people I ended up gravitating towards the music that was prevalent in my late teen years, which was mostly pop punk thanks to Blink182 blowing up in 1999 and getting bigger with their next two albums throughout my middle and high school years. Lots of pop punk, power pop, emo (2nd wave and 3rd wave), alt rock, and a lot of bands that were a mixture of those types of sounds on my ipod.
Still have all of SOAD's discography on my iPod though haha. As well as some Metallica, Nirvana, etc. Just reminded me that there's a couple Deftones songs I need to add...
Quote from: Yeti on April 28, 2015, 09:55:55 PM
Yeah, there's a guy named Yeti. He's really funny. He saw a retard tied to a tree once.
Go farg yourselves.
He also farged a midget in a supermarket.
This guy sounds like a douche.
Wait, wait, wait. You guys thought NoneBetta was funny? That guy was pretty douchie(ey). Pretty sure he needed a transgender farging him in the mouth 8 days an hour. He was soft, not funny, even gay people would call him gay, but that would insult the gays.
Nothing funny about that guy. He was like a douche nice guy. From what I remember.
Hey chuggie. I knew him from the old EMB. if I remember correctly, he was pretty funny back then. That was a loooong time ago though.
So where in L.A are you? I used to live in S.M., Venice, Culver City- in those parts. When I was a youngster, I used to bounce at a bunch of clubs in Hollywood and LA, so I'm pretty familiar with all of it...
I live in the dreaded abandon part of the sprawl populated by heat, traffic, and depression. You lived in the West Side...the right side, the cool side. I hate you already.
Quote from: hbionic on April 29, 2015, 01:18:52 AM
Wait, wait, wait. You guys thought NoneBetta was funny? That guy was pretty douchie(ey). Pretty sure he needed a transgender farging him in the mouth 8 days an hour. He was soft, not funny, even gay people would call him gay, but that would insult the gays.
Nothing funny about that guy. He was like a douche nice guy. From what I remember.
You're completely right.
Quote from: hbionic on April 29, 2015, 01:18:52 AM
Wait, wait, wait. You guys thought NoneBetta was funny? That guy was pretty douchie(ey). Pretty sure he needed a transgender farging him in the mouth 8 days an hour. He was soft, not funny, even gay people would call him gay, but that would insult the gays.
Nothing funny about that guy. He was like a douche nice guy. From what I remember.
He used to drive a pink Miata too
wonder is smacky is still alive, that guy was classic. last time i talked to him we were getting the boot on the cards MB because we were considered too mean spirited.
imagine that.
He threatened to sue Rome and I think hunt too. What's funny is by todays EMB standards his brand of humor would be minor compared to the crap that's posted there now.
he actually threatened to sue the eagles because his identity was revealed. hunt and i ridiculed him to the point where he threatened us too, which i thought was the height of irony. i mentioned to him via pm that i would be happy to pass onto his superiors at the law firm he worked the posts where he ridiculed people during traditional work hours, and that pretty much shut him up for good. i had dozens of his more inflammatory posts stored just in case he ended up suing the eagles and i got dragged into it. i always wondered which poor slobs got billed $300/hr for his farging around on the internet.
I haven't posted on the Eagles message board since it had that black background. Probably almost 15 years, which is ridiculous.
:-D yep...smacky threatened to sue me a couple times for posting his real life pic on there & calling him attorney danny. i still have his threatening pm's in my inbox.
he was a jagoff...but it was more interesting than the circle jerk that goes on over there now.
Quote from: Zanshin on April 29, 2015, 10:08:27 AM
I haven't posted on the Eagles message board since it had that black background. Probably almost 15 years, which is ridiculous.
you're not missing much. the only thing it has going for it is the high volume...so it's a good time killer when it's slow at work.
My problem is that I decreasingly care what anyone has to say about anything.
Quote from: hbionic on April 29, 2015, 04:00:16 AM
I live in the dreaded abandon part of the sprawl populated by heat, traffic, and depression. You lived in the West Side...the right side, the cool side. I hate you already.
I lived off fairfax and crenshaw too...it was time for me to move when something woke me up at 3 am. I looked over into the hallway and outta the blue, a midget ran across my floor. seriously.
Quote from: Zanshin on April 29, 2015, 10:17:15 AM
My problem is that I decreasingly care what anyone has to say about anything.
Bingo. As soon as the message board volume went through the roof over there, all of the humor disappeared (sort of the opposite of what happened here, volume disappeared and with it went the humor). But to be fair, most of the humor I derived from the EBM stemmed from making idiots and douches incredibly angry by pointing out how stupid and douchey they were. Real conversation wasn't exactly my intention.
People are morons and I've bored of pointing it out or being reminded of it.
rusty - you're a person, which by your logic means you're a moron. just thought i'd point that out because you're bored doing it. :paranoid
Your face is a moron.
Boom.
haha I forgot all about the smacky nonsense...that was hilarious when he got exposed and went off the rails.
NoneBetta was cool on the EMB - he didn't get all weirded out until he joined here...
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 29, 2015, 01:25:45 PM
haha I forgot all about the smacky nonsense...that was hilarious when he got exposed and went off the rails.
NoneBetta was cool on the EMB - he didn't get all weirded out until he joined here...
He used to have 80 post threads arguing with Witt or whatever that guys name was who married that susie girl. We met them at a tailgate one time. Think there's bad blood with pg or something. Drama.
pg & murp still post here at all???
Quote from: SD on April 29, 2015, 01:48:28 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 29, 2015, 01:25:45 PM
haha I forgot all about the smacky nonsense...that was hilarious when he got exposed and went off the rails.
NoneBetta was cool on the EMB - he didn't get all weirded out until he joined here...
He used to have 80 post threads arguing with Witt or whatever that guys name was who married that susie girl. We met them at a tailgate one time. Think there's bad blood with pg or something. Drama.
yeah i remember that tailgate, they just showed up. starting going on about something i forget. i tuned them out. or maybe i puked on them i dont remember. no, seriously, i am missing a few hours from back then.
Quote from: hunt on April 29, 2015, 01:56:27 PM
pg & murp still post here at all???
I talked to Sam on FB a couple weeks ago. She said she might stop back to say hi but she's busy with the kids, new man, new home, new dog, etc.
Quote from: BigEd76 on April 29, 2015, 02:20:30 PM
She said she might stop back to say hi but she's busy posting on facebook about the kids, new man, new home, new dog, etc.
Quote from: SD on April 29, 2015, 01:48:28 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 29, 2015, 01:25:45 PM
haha I forgot all about the smacky nonsense...that was hilarious when he got exposed and went off the rails.
NoneBetta was cool on the EMB - he didn't get all weirded out until he joined here...
He used to have 80 post threads arguing with Witt or whatever that guys name was who married that susie girl. We met them at a tailgate one time. Think there's bad blood with pg or something. Drama.
Yeah Witt and SusieQ...they were cool. They were friends with blitzgirl...whatever happened to her?
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 29, 2015, 02:30:04 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on April 29, 2015, 02:20:30 PM
She said she might stop back to say hi but she's busy posting on facebook about the kids, new man, new home, new dog, etc.
lolol
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 29, 2015, 02:32:29 PM
Quote from: SD on April 29, 2015, 01:48:28 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 29, 2015, 01:25:45 PM
haha I forgot all about the smacky nonsense...that was hilarious when he got exposed and went off the rails.
NoneBetta was cool on the EMB - he didn't get all weirded out until he joined here...
He used to have 80 post threads arguing with Witt or whatever that guys name was who married that susie girl. We met them at a tailgate one time. Think there's bad blood with pg or something. Drama.
Yeah Witt and SusieQ...they were cool. They were friends with blitzgirl...whatever happened to her?
I'm almost positive one of those was drunken exploded tire dead guy being a creep.
refresh my memory...the tire explosion thing is ringing a bell...I just can't recall who died
I want to say the name was Mick Gassler, started out an okay guy but got super creepy about PG and then drunk drove himself to death heading home for Thanksgiving when his Firestone tire blew out. Why do I remember any of this shtein?
Quote from: BigEd76 on April 29, 2015, 02:20:30 PM
Quote from: hunt on April 29, 2015, 01:56:27 PM
pg & murp still post here at all???
I talked to Sam on FB a couple weeks ago. She said she might stop back to say hi but she's busy with the kids, new man, new home, new dog, etc.
ok...guess i missed all that while i was away. :paranoid
Quote from: General_Failure on April 29, 2015, 02:41:17 PM
I want to say the name was Mick Gassler, started out an okay guy but got super creepy about PG and then drunk drove himself to death heading home for Thanksgiving when his Firestone tire blew out. Why do I remember any of this shtein?
it's what you do man.
Oooooo yeah I remember that story. I remember getting shtein back in the day for even mentioning blitzgirl over here haha
Not sure who any of you all are- can you noobs take yer old laundry elsewhere? Start PMing or whatever. It's about me and chuggs now. He had me on the 1st post.
Who is pg and murp, anyway?
yeah whatever went on was a sore subject. anyway the EMB really went to shtein after spads starting giving out mod positions in exchange for hummers.
Sheesh, all I ever got were handies.
Yeah, and i still didn't get to be a mod.
You knew the rules. No talking, no eye contact.
Quote from: General_Failure on April 29, 2015, 02:41:17 PM
I want to say the name was Mick Gassler, started out an okay guy but got super creepy about PG and then drunk drove himself to death heading home for Thanksgiving when his Firestone tire blew out. Why do I remember any of this shtein?
That's right...my online existence started after all that drama went down but I know there was some serious drama going on.
Ed - who was the kid we were convinced was Brad Childress' son?
His name was Andy but I forget his screen name
He started a thread about meeting Suzy Kolber, so I logged in as Suzy Kolber to mess with him and he IM'd me asking me if I was really her.
Quote from: SD on April 29, 2015, 07:30:22 PM
His name was Andy but I forget his screen name
He started a thread about meeting Suzy Kolber, so I logged in as Suzy Kolber to mess with him and he IM'd me asking me if I was really her.
LOLOL!
Lol, I remember the Suzy Kolber account
Wasn't andy's original posting name tyler aka craaaaazy?
No that was another guy
I think Andy's original s/n was 18 wins or some shtein. Then he changed it to superbowl something or other.
And in case none of you's figured it out, I was Gaylord_Focker
Quote from: SD on April 29, 2015, 07:44:36 PM
And in case none of you's figured it out, I was Gaylord_Focker
Serious? :-D I remember Gaylord Focker from the EMB!
I only made up some variations of Bigs back in the day.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 29, 2015, 07:28:07 PM
Ed - who was the kid we were convinced was Brad Childress' son?
Andy_GuaranteesEaglesAreSBChamps2001
Andy_GuaranteesEaglesAreSBChamps2002
Andy_GuaranteesEaglesAreSBChamps2003
Andy_GuaranteesEaglesAreSBChamps2004
...then just Andy
http://min.scout.com/story/985790-childress-recounts-reunion-with-marine-son
Childress' son is 24 or 25 now
lol that's right...wonder if it was really him
Jesus christ who farging cares.
Look at this nerd who wasn't hanging out with all the cool kids and can't remember a bunch of shtein from fifteen years ago.
Oh I definitely spent time jerkin it on the EMB, but for farg's sake why talk about it now? Hey remember that time that M9 said that thing and RSBirdman said that other thing and then we all met at The Ghost of Leonard Tose's tailgate and we all talked about Smacky because internet?
Awesome.
Also, Stevie from College.
OH shtein, Moloko9
Oh snap. What did M9 say to RSbirdman? :paranoid :paranoid :paranoid
Bunch a fargin nerds.
I don't want Russel to feel left out so here's a trip down memory lane: First time I met Russell he reminded me of this guy I was at boot camp with, that guys last name was Plohockey. Then Russell spilled a beer and we all laughed him and called Sus "Slusqhuenna" but I can't remember why.
I got super high at that tailgate with you weirdos and ghosted the farg out of there.
when i got tired of dodging TATERs logic i used the namr bill dance - i pretty much trolled the grateful dead thread because farging with hippies is pretty awesome.