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Title: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: 4and26 on January 02, 2007, 09:18:35 AM
To hold for Akers in the playoffs??

Rumor? 

http://boards.philadelphiaeagles.com/index.php?showtopic=408733
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: SunMo on January 02, 2007, 09:21:02 AM
I'd worry more about the snapper than I would the holder.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Feva on January 02, 2007, 09:33:33 AM
GF might ban somebody just from the sheer joy of hearing this news.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Wingspan on January 02, 2007, 09:49:18 AM
i would hope they would list detmer as a punter or something, just so they wouldnt have to actually play him in a game if garcia got hurt.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: ice grillin you on January 02, 2007, 11:11:53 AM
very smart move if it happens
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 02, 2007, 11:28:08 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 02, 2007, 11:11:53 AM
very smart move if it happens

It happened.  On the PE.com transactions listing.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: ice grillin you on January 02, 2007, 11:30:34 AM
well then its a very smart move
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 02, 2007, 11:30:54 AM
But they released Bruce Perry.  Again.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on January 02, 2007, 11:58:46 AM
Quote from: SunMo on January 02, 2007, 09:21:02 AM
I'd worry more about the snapper than I would the holder.

That's my take, as well. But I guess Andy needed some of the old King Koybra magic back again.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: General_Failure on January 02, 2007, 12:53:34 PM
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/GDGLMOJJDHPD/koy-010207-HP.jpg)

WOOOOO!
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Mad-Lad on January 02, 2007, 01:08:54 PM
(http://www.concretefield.com/uploads/Mad-Lad/koybra.jpg)

I'm back, bitches!
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: shorebird on January 02, 2007, 01:09:40 PM
Ahhhhh, the return of Neckbeard. This season keeps getting better and better.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 02, 2007, 01:45:13 PM
Quote from: shorebird on January 02, 2007, 01:09:40 PM
Ahhhhh, the return of Neckbeard. This season keeps getting better and better.

I'm feeling it now.  This could be something special.  Hell yes.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 02, 2007, 01:51:47 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on January 02, 2007, 01:08:54 PM
(http://www.concretefield.com/uploads/Mad-Lad/koybra.jpg)

I'm back, bitches!

lmfao
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: shorebird on January 02, 2007, 03:06:31 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 02, 2007, 01:45:13 PM
Quote from: shorebird on January 02, 2007, 01:09:40 PM
Ahhhhh, the return of Neckbeard. This season keeps getting better and better.

I'm feeling it now.  This could be something special.  Hell yes.

;D

Hail Neckbeard......even if I never want to see him under center again.........

Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Butchers Bill on January 02, 2007, 03:06:36 PM
Whats the league minimum for a vet with his tenure?  $900k a season?  To hold a football for PAT's and FG's?

Excuse me while I kill my HS guidance counselor.   :boom
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Eaglez on January 02, 2007, 03:54:42 PM
Yeah, but that salary will probably be pro-rated for the post-season. He won't be paid 900K to hold on a game-by-game basis.

Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Butchers Bill on January 02, 2007, 04:39:21 PM
Quote from: Eaglez on January 02, 2007, 03:54:42 PM
Yeah, but that salary will probably be pro-rated for the post-season. He won't be paid 900K to hold on a game-by-game basis.



Hence the term "season".  Lets say the Eagles play four more games.   :paranoid  Not including any bonuses for the games themselves, he's going to pull in about $45k a game.  That'll buy a lot of King Koybra.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Wingspan on January 02, 2007, 04:41:43 PM
Quote from: Butchers Bill on January 02, 2007, 04:39:21 PM
Quote from: Eaglez on January 02, 2007, 03:54:42 PM
Yeah, but that salary will probably be pro-rated for the post-season. He won't be paid 900K to hold on a game-by-game basis.



Hence the term "season".  Lets say the Eagles play four more games.   :paranoid  Not including any bonuses for the games themselves, he's going to pull in about $45k a game.  That'll buy a lot of King Koybra.

actually, it really doesnt matter what his salary is. the players have a set salary for playoff games not determined by their contract. he may get bonuses.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: The BIGSTUD on January 02, 2007, 04:46:19 PM
Best news I've heard in a long time. A playoff run wouldn't be a playoff run without Detmer.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Butchers Bill on January 02, 2007, 04:48:06 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on January 02, 2007, 04:41:43 PM
Quote from: Butchers Bill on January 02, 2007, 04:39:21 PM
Quote from: Eaglez on January 02, 2007, 03:54:42 PM
Yeah, but that salary will probably be pro-rated for the post-season. He won't be paid 900K to hold on a game-by-game basis.



Hence the term "season".  Lets say the Eagles play four more games.   :paranoid  Not including any bonuses for the games themselves, he's going to pull in about $45k a game.  That'll buy a lot of King Koybra.

actually, it really doesnt matter what his salary is. the players have a set salary for playoff games not determined by their contract. he may get bonuses.

Didn't know that.  Point remains he's doing OK for a holder.   :)
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 02, 2007, 04:48:09 PM
Koy said on WIP that he is the #2 and will come into the game if Garcia goes out for a few plays. Should Garcia be knocked out for the game, Feeley comes in.

QuoteThe 46th player must be the third quarterback. If he enters the game in the first, second or third quarter, the first two quarterbacks may not enter the game. If he enters in the fourth quarter, either of the first two quarterbacks may come back in. The designated third quarterback may only be the quarterback, kicker, holder or punter. He may not play any other position, regardless of his number and he may not be on the field at the same time as either of the first two quarterbacks at any time during the game. If a team has three active quarterbacks as part of its 45-man roster, they are not allowed a 46th player. Overtime is treated the same as if it were the fourth quarter.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: The BIGSTUD on January 02, 2007, 04:58:36 PM
I heard as soon as it was officially announced the line went from -6.5 and -13.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: MadMarchHare on January 02, 2007, 08:41:32 PM
Look, having Neckbeard back is cool and all.  But Johnson has done a pretty decent job of fielding the shtein the magician has been flinging.  Why farg with what's worked?
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: 4and26 on January 02, 2007, 08:46:41 PM
Quote from: King Cole on January 02, 2007, 04:58:36 PM
I heard as soon as it was officially announced the line went from -6.5 and -13.
:-D
That's good!
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Munson on January 02, 2007, 10:13:52 PM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on January 02, 2007, 08:41:32 PM
Look, having Neckbeard back is cool and all.  But Johnson has done a pretty decent job of fielding the shtein the magician has been flinging.  Why farg with what's worked?

Not really...Johnson's botched 3 or 4 holds now this year, including one that led to Akers' first miss under 30 yards. Beat.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Eagaholic on January 02, 2007, 11:05:15 PM
nothin I love more than a good holder controversy. Detmer definately got the nod because AR can't stand the fact that Dirk doesn't even have a celebration dance.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Eaglez on January 03, 2007, 12:45:30 AM
The hold wasn't that bad on Akers missed field goal. Granted, the laces were in but I think Akers rythmn was screwed up because of it and he pulled the ball too much. It looks like he just over-compensated a bit.

Otherwise, the hold was down, the ball looked pretty level, I just think the snap screwed Akers up more than anything.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Diomedes on January 03, 2007, 12:52:24 AM
Whatever his excuse, Akers missed a 23 yard field goal.

He can't be considered one of the best in the league any longer.  that is incredibly accurate.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Eaglez on January 03, 2007, 01:58:27 AM
I think Akers should have probably made the FG.

And I agree, Akers has missed some kicks that he should easily have made. Because of this, I don't feel as confident as I used to in Akers ability to make clutch kicks.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: TRUCK RATHMAN on January 04, 2007, 03:21:44 AM
i thought neck-beard was koy ???
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Tomahawk on January 04, 2007, 03:11:38 PM
Quote from: TRUCK RATHMAN on January 04, 2007, 03:21:44 AM
i thought neck-beard was koy ???

Who the farg do you think they're talking about?
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Feva on January 04, 2007, 03:12:59 PM
Darwin Walker?
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: TRUCK RATHMAN on January 04, 2007, 03:16:14 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on January 04, 2007, 03:11:38 PM
Quote from: TRUCK RATHMAN on January 04, 2007, 03:21:44 AM
i thought neck-beard was koy ???

Who the farg do you think they're talking about?

ty  :paranoid
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Diomedes on January 04, 2007, 03:18:43 PM
Ty Detmer is pushing a lawnmower somewhere.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: TRUCK RATHMAN on January 04, 2007, 03:25:35 PM
he looks like ty with the doo. maybe ty is cuttin hair these days
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 07, 2007, 08:11:03 PM
Best personnel move of the Andy Reid era?
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: General_Failure on January 07, 2007, 08:12:10 PM
HAIL!
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Feva on January 07, 2007, 09:16:35 PM
Worst.  Decision.  Ever.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 07, 2007, 09:27:46 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on January 07, 2007, 09:16:35 PM
Worst.  Decision.  Ever.

Lies.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Northern Eagle on January 07, 2007, 09:30:13 PM
Detmer IS a Pro-bowler!

See the way he tilts that ball? No one better.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: TexasEagle on January 07, 2007, 09:41:32 PM
Quote from: Northern Eagle on January 07, 2007, 09:30:13 PM
Detmer IS a Pro-bowler!

See the way he tilts that ball? No one better.

That was some nice tilt.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: MDS on January 07, 2007, 09:52:32 PM
We'll all just be packing a toothbrush for the road trip.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Feva on January 07, 2007, 09:55:09 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 07, 2007, 09:27:46 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on January 07, 2007, 09:16:35 PM
Worst.  Decision.  Ever.

Lies.

I swear to Neckbeard that I speakah the truth.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: mussa on January 08, 2007, 12:04:02 AM
The neck beard came down tonight, gripped the ball with his beard and controlled the ball into the upright TONIGHTQ!!!!


HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/5852384_36_1.jpg)

NECK BEARD HAIL!!!!!
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 08, 2007, 12:58:45 AM
Akers is so much better when Neckbeard is holding his balls.   
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 08, 2007, 01:58:44 AM
Everyone pour out a little bit of their King Koybra in honor of NECKBEARD!!

Akers was $$ today. And it was because of Koy.

Tony Romo - take note.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: shorebird on January 08, 2007, 07:09:02 AM
Terrible conditions on the game winner. He made it look easy, and it's not, not in weather like that.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 08, 2007, 07:17:28 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 08, 2007, 01:58:44 AM
Everyone pour out a little bit of their King Koybra in honor of NECKBEARD!!

Akers was $$ today. And it was because of Koy.

Tony Romo - take note.

A.  You pour it out when someone's dead.  Koy's ALIVE, motherfarger.

B.  Yes.

C.  Tony Romo wishes he was as money as Koy!  Especially with the ladies!
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: mussa on January 08, 2007, 11:55:24 AM
Stuart Scott on ESPN this morning, " Koy Detmer, alot more popular than Tony Romo "  I laughed
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Eagles 3x on January 08, 2007, 12:38:19 PM
Koy for the Pro Bowl! Give the NFC a chance to win. Kick Homo off, replace him with Detmer.  How much better is Romo than Kpy as a QB anyway?
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 08, 2007, 01:06:14 PM
Quote"Being a holder for the amount of time I've been, you realize there's nothing given," Detmer said. "None of them are guaranteed. You have to make it happen."

LEGEND.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Feva on January 08, 2007, 01:21:42 PM
(http://org-www.lincolnfinancialfield.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/BIDNBAGJPICD/092505_closerlook.jpg)

Reunited and it feels so goooooood!!!
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Eaglez on January 08, 2007, 05:24:31 PM
That's quite a sex stare from Akers.  :-D
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Geowhizzer on January 08, 2007, 08:04:57 PM
You just know that Koy was half-way through a six-pack and a bag of pork rinds when he got the call from the Eagles.
Title: Re: Detmer - Coming Back
Post by: Dillen on January 08, 2007, 08:08:40 PM
Koy got 900K this "year" too.

I think they should use this strategy until Koy is 45 years old. Don't waste an entire season's roster spot on him, then when the playoffs roll around give him a decent amount of money for which would be 4 games max. I'm sure he wouldn't mind making 225K a game at the lowest.