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Title: for your laugh (or puke) of the evening....
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 29, 2005, 08:29:18 PM
Skippy Clueless at it again (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=bayless/050729)
Title: Re: for your laugh (or puke) of the evening....
Post by: General_Failure on July 29, 2005, 09:18:25 PM
I didn't even get beyond the title before I rolled my eyes and closed it.
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Post by: SD_Eagle5 on July 29, 2005, 09:49:10 PM
 :-o
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Post by: TexasEagle on July 29, 2005, 10:05:08 PM
Meh.. no thanks. Won't even waste the time.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 29, 2005, 10:10:45 PM
I stopped reading when I got here:

QuoteThe Eagles have indicated they don't love Porter. But he would give them a chance to win this season's Super Bowl. Owens will not.
Title: Re: for your laugh (or puke) of the evening....
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 29, 2005, 10:52:32 PM
its so stupid, I find it funny.  :-D
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Post by: Don Ho on July 29, 2005, 10:57:11 PM
I am so glad i am going out drinking tonight.  After reading that I might sniff some glue as well.
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Post by: MURP on July 30, 2005, 12:49:40 AM
I refuse to read any of his articles.
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Post by: bowzer on July 30, 2005, 02:05:18 AM
"But what exactly has Owens done to prove he's great in the clutch? The Eagles won two pressure-cooker home playoff games without him. Owens had virtually no pressure on him when he "courageously" returned to play with a slight limp in the Super Bowl. A patchwork New England secondary backed off and let him catch the ball underneath because he had no top gear."

Yes... TO caught 9 catches because the Pats didn't want to hurt him, and I guess were willing to risk losing the Superbowl to make TO look good?
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Post by: MURP on July 30, 2005, 02:26:54 AM
 :-D
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 30, 2005, 02:48:23 AM
Quote from: phillywestbrook36 on July 30, 2005, 02:05:18 AM
But what exactly has Owens done to prove he's great in the clutch? The Eagles won two pressure-cooker home playoff games without him. Owens had virtually no pressure on him when he "courageously" returned to play with a slight limp in the Super Bowl. A patchwork New England secondary backed off and let him catch the ball underneath because he had no top gear.

Yes... TO caught 9 catches because the Pats didn't want to hurt him, and I guess we're willing to risk losing the Superbowl to make TO look good?

Since I've got nothing better to do but sit here at work, I'm going to brainstorm to try to find the reason for this slop you posted....

1. I missed the sarcasm
2. It was a poor attempt at a joke on your part
3. You smoked up a bad batch of crack that you scored from a junkie
4. You had a lobotomy today
5. TO banged your girlfriend and beat your dog in the same night
6. You haven't a clue as to what you're talking about

C'mon, which one is it?
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Post by: bowzer on July 30, 2005, 03:02:42 AM
The first paragraph is Skip, I forgot to quote.   
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Post by: bowzer on July 30, 2005, 03:04:10 AM
Skip makes a list. 

36. Skip Bayless 
  The Professional Hater. It is one thing to dish out humorous hate on a comedy site. It is a very different thing to do it for real under the guise of credible journalism. Skip is just a punk who can't craft an interesting story without resorting to blatant bashing and baiting. Do your farging job and cover sports like a sportswriter, you sensationalist hack. 

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=1111&SectionID=1
Title: Re: for your laugh (or puke) of the evening....
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 30, 2005, 03:08:24 AM
Quote from: phillywestbrook36 on July 30, 2005, 03:02:42 AM
The first paragraph is Skip, I forgot to quote.   

Ah yes, the quotation marks make a big difference. I thought that was you saying that stuff. :-D

I didn't even read the article because it is by Bayless. He angers me and I'd like to see him get knocked out by someone one of these days.
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Post by: bowzer on July 30, 2005, 03:14:29 AM
Yeh, as much as I can't stand what TO is doing this offseason, you can't take away what he did in the Superbowl.  Well, Skip can, atleast.  How can someone state that the Patriots weren't trying, and not be called out on it?

As for that list of people who need severe beatdowns, I just got done reading it, and although Skip makes the list, so does TO...

2. TO
This icehole is the epitome of the spoiled, childish clowns that professional sports could use far less of. He's a great player, no doubt. But he's one of those guys that is convinced that everyone is racist because they all hate him.

Earth to TO: We don't hate you because you are black. We hate you because you are the most self-involved, classless scumbag in the NFL. And that is quite a feat. "
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Post by: Rome on July 30, 2005, 10:19:27 AM
QuoteThe Eagles have indicated they don't love Porter. But he would give them a chance to win this season's Super Bowl. Owens will not.

Galactically stupid comment.  I mean, even for Bayless, that one's a doozie.

:-D
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 30, 2005, 11:42:43 AM
Yep, exactly why I stopped reading it at that point.  Enough was enough.
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Post by: bowzer on July 30, 2005, 11:58:55 AM
He also suggested we trade TO to arizona for Boldin. 
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Post by: TempleOwl on July 30, 2005, 12:35:03 PM
SAw it on ESPN's websire and skipped it there and I will do the same here!  :boom :puke :fire
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Post by: cyberstorm on July 30, 2005, 01:09:59 PM
Does this assclown have a message board or something
Everyone should just taunt this Hockey hating fool that the NHL is back and will be stronger than ever
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Post by: mussa on July 30, 2005, 05:20:59 PM
Quotecouple of months ago, I proposed an Owens-to-Oakland trade -- T.O. straight up for Jerry Porter. The Raiders indicated they weren't interested because Davis loves Porter and because Owens' money wouldn't fit under their cap.

But Davis has been known to work cap magic when he wants to, and this still would be an excellent deal for both teams. You laugh, but I think Owens and Randy Moss could make a devastating one-two punch. Owens could make lots of catches. Moss could make the catch.

The Eagles have indicated they don't love Porter. But he would give them a chance to win this season's Super Bowl. Owens will not.

I hate Skip more than anyone else in the industry.  Hes scum off the turd.

"You laugh" line...yes i will laugh.  How does he get paid?  What a damn moron.  Its a shame we have to be subjected to assclowns like Skip, only because they report misleading articles/opinions just to raise flags everywhere.  Thats just dirty.  ESPN is really disappointing me to be associated with this douche.   :boom :boom