farg Dallas! Thread

[QB Eagles]

Johnson does kinda have that Leisure Suit Larry vibe.

[Eagaholic]

LMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5gtmRsyofk&feature=player_embedded

[Diomedes]

farg dallas

[PhillyPhreak54]

The TSA is a group of idiots, boobs and power-tripping useless jerks I hate their guts...but this is awesome;

Feb 17, 2010 11:48 pm US/Eastern
Passenger: TSA Targeted Me For Cowboys Jersey
PHILADELPHIA (CBS 3)

...
Wearing her Cowboys jersey, lifelong fan Alyson Galen was headed to the terminal "C" screening area to board a flight to Florida on January 15 when, before she even got to the metal detector, she was ordered by a TSA screener to get out of line.
...
The biggest shock for Galen, who never asked TSA officials why she was being singled out, came when a screener walked up to her as she was putting her shoes back on to resume her trip.

"He walked up to me and said 'how's it feel to be a Cowboys fan in Philadelphia?' I did tell him 'wow,'" Galen said.

Why this is news, i don't know. The cow probably ran to the media. Poor Cowboys fan!

[SunMo]

The TSA is a group of idiots, boobs and power-tripping useless jerks I hate their guts...but this is awesome;

Feb 17, 2010 11:48 pm US/Eastern
Passenger: TSA Targeted Me For Cowboys Jersey
PHILADELPHIA (CBS 3)

...
Wearing her Cowboys jersey, lifelong fan Alyson Galen was headed to the terminal "C" screening area to board a flight to Florida on January 15 when, before she even got to the metal detector, she was ordered by a TSA screener to get out of line.
...
The biggest shock for Galen, who never asked TSA officials why she was being singled out, came when a screener walked up to her as she was putting her shoes back on to resume her trip.

"He walked up to me and said 'how's it feel to be a Cowboys fan in Philadelphia?' I did tell him 'wow,'" Galen said.

Why this is news, i don't know. The cow probably ran to the media. Poor Cowboys fan!

not a coincidence

[PhillyPhreak54]

Astute observation, Sunny

[Seabiscuit36]

what a whiney funhole, go die in a fire you bandwagon farg

[Sgt PSN]

LMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5gtmRsyofk&feature=player_embedded

[paco]

Guess what, everyone wearing loose clothings gets pat down these days due to the attempted xmas bomb attempt.  I got patted down yesterday because I was wearing a loose, untucked buttoned up shirt. 

In closing, shut your hole, cow.

[ice grillin you]

that jersey is the opposite of loose

[paco]

I wasn't exactly wearing a tarp either.  But because it was untucked and hanging, it was deemed to be loose.

It looks like the person who made the comment wasn't even involved in the screening.  I get lame comments from TSA employees all the time.  "Going to DC, eh?  Say hi to the president for me." "Going to Denver?  You must love the snow".  He was probably making a bad joke to ease the tension.


I stand by "shut your hole, cow."

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Bennett: The system has to change for me to produce

Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on March 10, 2010 1:14 PM ET
Martellus Bennett is the gift that keeps on giving for Cowboys writers needing something to talk about.

"I think I could be one of the all-time greats," Bennett said in a recent interview. "I think the Cowboys are a great fit for me ... Probably the system has to change for me to produce. Some things they have to do on the coaching side of the ball to make me ... You've got to fit into the system. It's not just all on the player."

After dominating headlines last offseason, Bennett caught only 15 passes in 2009.  John Phillips was a bigger part of the offense by the end of the year.

Jerry Jones says Bennett needs to improve his focus.  Jones has a lot at stake with Bennett after reportedly turning down an offer for Cincinnati's first-round pick for him last year.

We wonder if they would make that trade now.

Ha. This guy is a tool, but at least he's an entertaining tool.

[smeags]

that is awesome.

[Eagaholic]

Jerry Jones' company sued in fraud case
Posted by Mike Florio on March 15, 2010 8:27 PM ET
A company owned by Cowboys owner Jerry Jones recently was named as a defendant in a securities fraud lawsuit.  Specifically, Blue Star Oil and Gas is accused of aiding and abetting an alleged $15 million securities fraud currently under investigation by federal authorities, according to the Associated Press.

The suit seeks to recover $1.8 million that Jones' company earned by doing business with James Gurgainers, who allegedly defrauded investors out of $12 million.  Jones' company allegedly knew that Gurgainers was luring investors by touting his connection to Jones and promising returns that never were delivered.

Cowboys spokesman Rich Dalrymple had no comment on the matter.  Though the case has no connection to the Cowboys, the fact that Jones owns both entities makes coverage of the situation fair game.

Jerry Jones, what a POS. Blue Star Oil and Gas, lol.

[smeags]

Jerry Jones' company sued in fraud case
Posted by Mike Florio on March 15, 2010 8:27 PM ET
A company owned by Cowboys owner Jerry Jones recently was named as a defendant in a securities fraud lawsuit.  Specifically, Blue Star Oil and Gas is accused of aiding and abetting an alleged $15 million securities fraud currently under investigation by federal authorities, according to the Associated Press.

The suit seeks to recover $1.8 million that Jones' company earned by doing business with James Gurgainers, who allegedly defrauded investors out of $12 million.  Jones' company allegedly knew that Gurgainers was luring investors by touting his connection to Jones and promising returns that never were delivered.

Cowboys spokesman Rich Dalrymple had no comment on the matter.  Though the case has no connection to the Cowboys, the fact that Jones owns both entities makes coverage of the situation fair game.

Jerry Jones, what a POS. Blue Star Oil and Gas, lol.

well he had to pay for that gigantic fanovison somehow.