farg Dallas! Thread

[Sgt PSN]

I hate the Dallas/Skins game more than any other game throughout the year.  I simply can't root for either team.  Even though a Skins win would clearly benefit the Eagles, I still can't root for that.  Not with TO on the opposite sideline.  But I can't root for Dallas because I would literally puke my stomach inside out listening to what Skins fan has to say after the game. 

DAMNIT!!  This is like watching 2 retards fight.  I'll feel dirty inside rooting for either one. 

[Beermonkey]

Au pairs are young, attractive, foreign women with few inhibitions.  They will also cook, clean, and perform fellatio.  Well, that's the way it goes in my head, anyway.

They will all wear plaid skirts & knee socks too. At least that's what I'd search for in their profile.


Swedish Aupair Elin

Swedish Aupair Clara

[Sgt PSN]

Au pairs are young, attractive, foreign women with few inhibitions.  They will also cook, clean, and perform fellatio.  Well, that's the way it goes in my head, anyway.

They will all wear plaid skirts & knee socks too. At least that's what I'd search for in their profile.


Swedish Aupair Elin

Swedish Aupair Clara

Excellent work BM as I need to find alternate child care arrangments next summer when my kids visit. 

[Father Demon]

Au pairs are young, attractive, foreign women with few inhibitions.  They will also cook, clean, and perform fellatio.  Well, that's the way it goes in my head, anyway.

They will all wear plaid skirts & knee socks too. At least that's what I'd search for in their profile.


Swedish Aupair Elin

Swedish Aupair Clara

My wife thinks Clara is hot.  I'll be contacting her tomorrow to see how long she can live in St. Louis.

This is gonna be great!   

[Feva]

Another Clara... Yumdee Yum Yum.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I hate the Dallas/Skins game more than any other game throughout the year.  I simply can't root for either team.  Even though a Skins win would clearly benefit the Eagles, I still can't root for that.  Not with TO on the opposite sideline.  But I can't root for Dallas because I would literally puke my stomach inside out listening to what Skins fan has to say after the game. 

DAMNIT!!  This is like watching 2 retards fight.  I'll feel dirty inside rooting for either one. 

I'm pointing and laughing at the Cowboys whole-heartedly today.


It was cute how TO dropped that sure TD bomb in the 2nd half.

[EJ72]

I hate the Dallas/Skins game more than any other game throughout the year.  I simply can't root for either team.  Even though a Skins win would clearly benefit the Eagles, I still can't root for that.  Not with TO on the opposite sideline.  But I can't root for Dallas because I would literally puke my stomach inside out listening to what Skins fan has to say after the game. 

DAMNIT!!  This is like watching 2 retards fight.  I'll feel dirty inside rooting for either one. 

I'm pointing and laughing at the Cowboys whole-heartedly today.


It was cute how TO dropped that sure TD bomb in the 2nd half.

I can understand why you'd think it was funny, if it was a different team I would too. The two retards fight bit was funny though, and spot on. It's like with every penalty Dallas was just going "Here, here, beat us!" I've been a fan for 35 years and can't remember a Dallas team racking up over 150 yards worth of penalties.

I had a funny feeling going into this game, but I figured it would be one of those where they shot their load against Carolina and DC would be fired up. I dang sure didn't expect the Benny Hill show. Fitting that it had such a freaky ending, too.

No, I wasn't this rational 24 hours ago.

[phattymatty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD-9_nnJZgo&eurl=

[Feva]

 

[PhillyPhreak54]

 

I like how he loads up to rip the FG kicker.

[Cerevant]

  I don't get it...is he talking about the Eagles?

[ added for the sarcasm impaired]

[Feva]

You're not that dumb.

[MURP]

   great find there phatty

[MDS]

How 'bout that. Queer.

[SD_Eagle5]

God Bless Sam Kinison