Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagle

Eagaholic · July 11, 2017, 01:40:38 AM

He's going to lure them up to North farging Dakota and once he has them there he's gonna make them work on running better routes and holding on to the ball and getting on the same page and shtein. Suckas.

Eagaholic · July 11, 2017, 01:41:02 AM

nm

smeags · July 11, 2017, 08:50:12 AM

AO1

MDS · July 11, 2017, 09:44:53 PM

all this jesus garbage stuff is still infinitely better than mcnabb's passive aggressiveness mixed with cringe worthy corny comedy routines

PhillyPhreak54 · July 11, 2017, 09:50:08 PM

Five will always love you, mcnabb_defense_superbowl

MDS · July 11, 2017, 09:54:44 PM

he will always love his bottle of jack daniels and his team records that wentz will breeze past

Tomahawk · July 12, 2017, 12:09:14 AM

I hope Wentz breezes past McNabb's numbers since they are the best any Eagles quarterback has had

ice grillin you · July 12, 2017, 05:35:41 AM

Quote from: MDS on July 11, 2017, 09:44:53 PM
all this jesus garbage stuff is still infinitely better than mcnabb's passive aggressiveness

it might be better right now but the bedwetter has a 15 year track record and it's certainly nowhere close to infinitely better...in fact at equal stages of their careers bedwetter was far more likeable....in fact I liked him until the TO year...wentz I already can't stand

Tomahawk · July 12, 2017, 07:43:22 AM

Also Wentz has no soul

Rome · July 12, 2017, 08:16:08 AM

IGY doesn't like Wentz but would suck Bryce Harper's dick dry.

Lollercats.

SD · July 12, 2017, 08:36:49 AM

Wentz met with Russia

smeags · July 12, 2017, 08:49:54 AM

Quote from: SD on July 12, 2017, 08:36:49 AM
Wentz met with Russia

well duh, that's where jesus lives. gotta go through the proper channels to get a meeting.

ice grillin you · July 12, 2017, 09:16:33 AM

Quote from: Rome on July 12, 2017, 08:16:08 AM
IGY doesn't like Wentz but would suck Bryce Harper's dick dry.

Lollercats.

i despise bryce harper....but im not stupid enough to not want him on the phillies just because i hate him

even tho he annoys the shtein out of me i still hope wentz wins the eagles a superbowl

see how this works?

smeags · July 12, 2017, 09:20:25 AM

igys gotta teach sum stuff around here y'all.

MDS · July 12, 2017, 09:38:56 AM

wentz is only really terrible on social media and when someone brings up that jew he worships. during pressers hes a boring dry white guy qb. during the game he an awkward dork.

mcnabb was a bitter douche from day 1 after he got booed at the draft...his horrible comedy routines started shortly thereafter...his awfulness really went into overdrive later on post-TO, sure, but nothing in this world will ever be worse than his dance before the cowboys playoff game i dont care how many AO1 shirts wentz wears