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first time since 1994 the eagles are dogs against the browns
There might be winnable games left on the schedule, but this isn't one of them.
Eagles 41
Browns 23
Book it. This is when everything starts to click again.
Quote from: Rome on November 19, 2020, 07:19:15 AM
This is when everything starts to click again.
Again?
It clicked in 2017, that's only like ten years ago now.
10 Covid years.
definitely North Dakota boy who has covid right?
JJAW. Funny that this is something he can catch.
JJAW goes from being a healthy scratch to an unhealthy scratch.
First thing he's caught all year.
Ba dum pish!
Browns more affected by Covid, as Myles Garrett is now on their covid list.
the eagles are wretched and i just dont see how that matters
Birds have that same OL on Sunday they had at MetLife, the Lollipop Guild would have a field day on Jesus.
Bootleg streaming today.
Eagles 27
Browns 23
Okay, Todd. I can't get this idea of the television black out out of my head.
Why do I get both Eagles and the Ravens games today?
Instead of Ravens early then two afternoon games?
is there ever two 4pm games on?
Pouring rain
Revising to
Eagles 23
Browns 19
There's been preseason games I've cared about more than this one. Man.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 22, 2020, 12:52:34 PM
Pouring rain
Revising to
Eagles 23
Browns 19
honest question....have you ever picked against the eagles...not this season but like ever?
They seem to have found a weak point in the Browns defense.
Damnit
Classic Eagles.
Oh well
Sloppy day.
Quote from: Diomedes on November 22, 2020, 12:23:56 PM
Okay, Todd. I can't get this idea of the television black out out of my head.
Why do I get both Eagles and the Ravens games today?
Instead of Ravens early then two afternoon games?
One network has a doubleheader each week. If the network that has the doubleheader isn't the one with the Ravens, there will be a game on opposite the Ravens.
I don't expect them to get that close to scoring again this game.
A blitz in the endzone, and no one even gets close to the quarterback. Outstanding.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 22, 2020, 01:19:51 PM
A blitz in the endzone, and no one even gets close to the quarterback. Outstanding.
Thought it was just well played by the Browns. They had to both pick up the blitz and quickly get the ball out accurately past the sticks, and they did both.
This defense can't blitz for shtein.
They've got so much depth at defensive line that they're all insisting someone else hit the quarterback first.
Maddox getting killed out there.
Yeah, you got deep dicked all the way down the field, but wag your tongue in celebration.
Browns should have just run the 2nd down play again on 3rd. Not like the Eagles are smart enough to fix that broken coverage.
I'm done hoping this team will find some help in the secondary through the draft. Not happening on Howie's watch. Slay can't do this by himself.
wow thats not a td
That is not a farging touchdown
It won't be a TD and will somehow end up costing the Eagles more points when Wentz slips in the endzone and the defense gives up a touchdown off the safety.
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 22, 2020, 01:28:30 PM
It won't be a TD and will somehow end up costing the Eagles more points when Wentz slips in the endzone and the defense gives up a touchdown off the safety.
Peters will also leave with an injury.
I have no idea if Peters is even healthy anymore. Third string teams get the third screen experience.
Nice that FOX allowed the third grade class to work the graphics today.
Wow that looked like an NFL play.
haha
That's more like it.
I think Richard Rodger decided that once he couldn't make the tackle it was a good idea to do the slip and slide.
lol CBs have wet dreams about a throw like that.
Speechless
Perfect.
Not only did Wentz not see him, neither did Dick Rod who was just standing there.
So the corner blitz does work!
I love slinging the ball in the mud and rain. Bret Favre is my hero. I'm addicted to painkillers and send dick picks to everyone.
Wonderful.
RB turnover. He fumbles all the time.
And then the zesty QB who is his own turnover machine hesitates misses a wide open guy and chooses to throw THAT PASS
bench this motherfarger
wentz is a bad version of jameis winston
Quote from: Diomedes on November 22, 2020, 12:23:56 PM
Okay, Todd. I can't get this idea of the television black out out of my head.
Why do I get both Eagles and the Ravens games today?
Instead of Ravens early then two afternoon games?
because cbs has the single and fox has the double. you get 3 sunday PM games. 2 on the DH, 1 on the single. ravens on cbs so you get 2 fox.
you get 2 4pm games if your home team plays at 1 on the doubleheader network
Oh my God! Wentz is blind! He is staring at Raegor wide open and telegraphs that slow pitch softball.
dumbest punt ever
yo seriously...bench Wentz
Bench Wentz, fire Doug, Howie, and Jim Shorts at halftime.
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 22, 2020, 01:45:14 PM
dumbest punt ever
im beside myself...youre down 7-0 and you stink. its 4th and 4 from the 40. what is happening.
Jason Peters, yikes. Such a liability out there.
You could get a very interesting program going if you studied the psychology of idiots like me who keep showing up week after week for this slop.
I'm worried they might not get a chance to farg up a two point conversion this week.
That down is where they miss Ertz. 3rd and 3 and nowhere to throw the ball. Bad playcall too.
Hargrave is such a FA bust.
Is that the third time the D has been off sides?
3 offsides, 2 turnovers and a cowards punt
why am i here
Quote from: MDS on November 22, 2020, 01:50:59 PM
3 offsides, 2 turnovers and a cowards punt
why am i here
Sunk cost fallacy.
Guaranteed the first thing Doug says at the press conference is "we gotta clean up the penalties". Probably says it to the sideline reporter at halftime too. Like that's the reason they suck.
They probably should have thrown a flag on that.
Good no call! Let um' play.
doug is going to 100% use the weather as an excuse...tough to get the offense going in the rain
Quote from: MDS on November 22, 2020, 01:46:07 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 22, 2020, 01:45:14 PM
dumbest punt ever
im beside myself...youre down 7-0 and you stink. its 4th and 4 from the 40. what is happening.
no matter what happens the rest of the game this is all ill think about...even for a bum like doug it was a stupendously bad call
The worst part is they're not being blown out. They've got no reason to make changes because they're totally just this close to putting it all together, and we're hanging on to the false hope that they might.
How pathetic when the Network crew calls out your fifth year starting franchise quarterback as having issues seeing the field.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 22, 2020, 01:58:27 PM
we're hanging on to the false hope that they might.
Nah. It's just that the Eagles have to be even more brutal than this for me to fully not watch.
the farg was that call
This year is the low point of Doug's career and if you remember 2016 he was a complete clown that season.
The longer this goes on, the more clear it becomes that Reich was the key piece of that coaching staff.
Who knew Baker was such a hard count magician?
Oh right, he ain't. The Eagles just farging suck.
Oh my god, they're so stupid.
Quote from: Diomedes on November 22, 2020, 02:06:06 PM
Who knew Baker was such a hard count magician?
Oh right, he ain't. The Eagles just farging suck.
I'm gonna give em that one even though they might not deserve it, it's okay to jump when the clock hits 2:00.
he should be fired but that aside howie needs to step in and take play calling responsibilities away from doug
Just great football to watch all around
So who calls the plays, then? The QB coach? The assistant head coach? The running game coordinator? The passing game coordinator?
Josh Sweat one of the few players not filling me with rage whenever I see him.
Can't wait to see a 20 yard pass for a first down after that sack.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 22, 2020, 02:08:59 PM
So who calls the plays, then? The QB coach? The assistant head coach? The running game coordinator? The passing game coordinator?
is juan castillo available
remember travis fulgham
Quote from: MDS on November 22, 2020, 02:10:53 PM
remember travis fulgham
He was a group hallucination we had from all the Election stress.
Only question in my mind here is whether the Browns get the ball back.
wentz 7 eagles 0 at the half
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 22, 2020, 02:14:48 PM
Only question in my mind here is whether the Browns get the ball back.
Does a pick six count?
question has been answered
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 22, 2020, 02:09:51 PM
Josh Sweat one of the few players not filling me with rage whenever I see him.
Exactly!
wentz check down there is so pathetic
theres are 40 seconds left, nothing can happen. take a crack down the field. there is literally nothing to lose.
Baker Mayfield reminds me of the little prick we used to beat up on the bus
Quote from: MDS on November 22, 2020, 02:18:37 PM
wentz check down there is so pathetic
theres are 40 seconds left, nothing can happen. take a crack down the field. there is literally nothing to lose.
The one time it's appropriate to be an idiot gunslinger.
it didnt matter cause wentz is garbage but i still cant believe doug didnt take a TO after the sweat sack...that alone was fireable
In a season of worsts there's the worst first half they've played
I'm sick of Wentz
so seamalu cant move over to center but 1000 year old jason peters can play instead of mailata
just one of the 10000 things broken with this team
QB factory
what the farg
Wentz hates throwing the ball
Three man sack.
Losers
fletcher cox is a MAN
Ugh. I was kinda hoping the Browns would score again so I could justify to myself turning this off.
Oh, I can't be mad at Cox penetrating so Dick Rod can go deep.
first play fletch has made all year?
Quote from: MDS on November 22, 2020, 02:46:07 PM
first play fletch has made all year?
I think he had a sack at some point. I remember him crawling on the field in joy for some reason.
Eagles specialize in giving up big plays after offense does something well.
Is there a defensive line that's worse at handling a quarterback outside of the pocket?
Si SeƱor!
Hoyda ass 2nd down call
Use your hands Fulgham
I'm glad they're finding new ways to beat on Alshon's ribs.
if there is one person in this crowd in cleveland who voted for biden i will donate my entire salary to trumps coup attempt
17 points here should seal this for Browns
Bring on the Hawks!
Quote from: Don Ho on November 22, 2020, 02:59:34 PM
17 points here should seal this for Browns
Bring on the Hawks!
How about we just forfeit the Seahawks murdering this year?
This team might be bad, guys.
they have 7 pts only because of fletcher cox and myles garrett isnt even playing
I wish they had a punt returner.
i cant believe doug just had miles sanders seven yards deep in the end zone and called a slow handoff
my god throw it
Please put Mailata back in...Peters is done
Oh farg was that peters who looked like he was trying to block on ice skates?
Please retire at the end of the third quarter
That was so bad. Wide open guys and he holds the ball for a safety.
Peters gets help twice and still gives it up
Wentz has to be benched
These Eagle games are just ponderous. There's nothing even entertaining about the losses. Everyone is bad. The coaching is horrible.
Plus they will be a billion dollars over the cap next year and will have to cut some of the few guys on the team who can play (they can't cut Wentz for another two seasons).
This is a stupid game.
horrible low % toss on 3rd and short and got away with it somehow
find you someone who loves replacement level tight ends like wentz does
Sanders got to hit that farging lane!
jesus fargnig christ
Imagine how bad Hurts must be.
Okay, I've seen enough.
Thats not PI?
Awful throw, weak half ass attempt by the walk on again
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 22, 2020, 03:27:17 PM
Imagine how bad Hurts must be.
he was really bad in college...no chance he can play in the nfl
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 22, 2020, 03:27:17 PM
Imagine how bad Hurts must be.
Seriously, WTF? They can't use the "we didn't want to get Carson hurt so we needed to get a mobile QB out there" excuse?
Wait! No way that's an INT! Ball bounced like a rubber ball
Genuinely surprised that FG was good.
Brutal decision by the QB.
Back wide open in the flat and this dumbfarg throws one into triple coverage
The skinny little farg made it!
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 22, 2020, 03:28:12 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 22, 2020, 03:27:17 PM
Imagine how bad Hurts must be.
he was really bad in college...no chance he can play in the nfl
mcclane had a story where he said "there is optimism" hurts can play....it was based on talking to be people in the org
so if the very people who drafted him are like maaaaaaaaaaaybe hes good, you know hes trash
Quote from: MDS on November 22, 2020, 03:33:04 PM
so if the very people who drafted him are like maaaaaaaaaaaybe hes good, you know hes trash
You don't need optimism if he's looking good in practice.
Who is #95?
He may want to apply for that custodian job at the NovaCare
Haha wow
Score and then the defense gives it back
Terrible call by the ref.
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 22, 2020, 03:35:00 PM
Quote from: MDS on November 22, 2020, 03:33:04 PM
so if the very people who drafted him are like maaaaaaaaaaaybe hes good, you know hes trash
You don't need optimism if he's looking good in practice.
He's looking good against the Eagles defense in practice? Well I'm sold.
Oh my farging god this is why I hate this league! not reviewable? that was a farging fumble
Leave it to Schwartz Inc. to fold like a tent
I realize this is not new information but Baker is one of the most punchable guys in the NFL.
wentz is laughably bad
Seriously get Jason peters the farg out of there before somebody dies
After this series I think you have to put Hurts in even if just to placate the fans who are under the false impression there's some form of hope.
just a reminder the eagles will be in first place in the nfc east after this game
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 22, 2020, 03:44:00 PM
After this series I think you have to put Hurts in even if just to placate the fans who are under the false impression there's some form of hope.
They already piped in boos to an empty stadium. They don't have to placate anyone.
The Browns have had like 5 good plays in this game and that's all that is required to beat the Eagles comfortably.
Herbig not activated so Matt Pryor could start? Herbig wasn't playing bad. Rather see these guys like Herbig, Mailata gel with Seumalo and Lane as Kelce ain't for long and Peter's is dead.
not an nfl game without a terrible PI call
Terrible PI call followed up but terrible non call
alshon has quit
how does that route not go into the end zone
Not sure what was worse that throw or Jeffrey's attempt, either way pathetic all around
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 22, 2020, 04:04:36 PM
alshon has quit
how does that route not go into the end zone
they had a chance to throw a quick strike to the end zone (4 seconds), then attempt the onside (2 seconds) and force the browns to run a play on the +side of the 2 minutes
instead they ran an out in the flat for a fossil who doesnt care and the qb lofted it to nobody
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 22, 2020, 04:04:36 PM
alshon has quit
how does that route not go into the end zone
Yes he has quit. That was a "let's get the farg out of this freezing rain already" effort
I find myself just rooting against them. Not because of the draft (highly doubt that will matter much) but because the worse it is, the more it will get blown up.
eagles first loss to the browns since 1994
They have to fire Howie and bench Wentz. Has to be done.
And Doug needs to give up playcalling. He sucks too
This team had better QB play with Mark Sanchez.
Frank Reich won Super Bowl XII didn't he?
I try to defend Wentz because he really does have shtein around him. The bed wetter had one year of receiving help and horrible receivers but he had a good OL, Duce, Buck, Westbrook, Shady, so screw him. These awful throws, INT's, turnovers Wentz is committing are predominantly on him making poor decisions and what is troubling it's not getting better. Where's the fix?
I don't think Hurts is close to an nfl QB, but it's time.
Yeah, I agree. But neither is Wentz. Send a message: shtein play will warrant benching.
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on November 22, 2020, 04:34:51 PM
I don't think Hurts is close to an nfl QB, but it's time.
i dont see it happening but if it does it 100% be a phantom wentz injury...like wentz wont be benched he will be "hurt"
as awful as wentz is you cant bench him....hes your "franchise" qb with a monster long term deal...you literally change everything before you bench him for a package qb...you are riding or dying with him for another season or two
ugh, you're probably right but I want to see heads roll
Quote from: Diomedes on November 22, 2020, 04:27:03 PM
Frank Reich won Super Bowl XII didn't he?
That was played in 1978!
Roger Staubach won Super Bowl XII
Is Roger Staubach available?
As a coach or player?
I have a ton of shtein going on right now. We're midway thru a major renovation and in the last week I've had a new roof installed on the house. Honestly, I couldn't give two shteins about this team. It's pretty clear they don't give two shteins either because heads should be rolling right now.
Anyway, new kitchen is up next. So farg these iceholes until 2021 at least.
I think we are all in agreement we'd like to throw these clowns off your new roof.
Plz wait till Tuesday. Inspector is coming for the Final tomorrow.
worse than this loss was the burrow injury
bengals are gonna lose out which bumps the eagles max pick to 4
Quote from: MDS on November 22, 2020, 07:36:21 PM
bengals are gonna lose out which bumps the first place eagles max pick to 4
Quote from: MDS on November 22, 2020, 07:36:21 PM
worse than this loss was the burrow injury
bengals are gonna lose out which bumps the eagles max pick to 4
Nope, makes it way easier for the Eagles to not win the division since the Bengals play the Cowboys and Giants.
huh? the eagles are losing out
wash dallas and nyg are all better
1 nyj 2 jax 3 cin 4 phi
and a team that doesnt need a qb is ahead of them so they cant even take the best non qb
Fine, maybe a good quarterback will be there when they pick.
justin fields SON!
Eagles will not lose out. Will end up with 5 or 6 wins. Book it. The Rams game is the only one they lost by more than 10 points. Every game the Eagles play in is ugly and zesty all the way through, they are going to win a couple more of them.
Also you overestimate the other NFCE teams. That farging atrocious offense you saw today has scored the second most points in the division, and they'd be ahead of Dallas too if Dak was out the whole season.
Whole division is awful football, four of the five worst teams in the NFL.
fields is lock city for 2
now if there's a top wr the bengals and just grab him...eagles left with some right guard
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 22, 2020, 07:52:54 PM
Eagles will not lose out. Will end up with 5 or 6 wins. Book it.
BET
you get 5, i get anything under that
yeah i honestly dont see a win on their schedule...the only caveat being wentz stops being a turnover machine and plays like he did at the end of last year....which is a legit possibility and thats what youd be betting on
they arent winning until the dallas game...at that point theyd be 3-10-1 on like 6 losses in a row with vultures circling the novacare. not a situation to just roll out of bed and win
Quote from: MDS on November 22, 2020, 08:03:50 PM
they arent winning until the dallas game...at that point theyd be 3-10-1 on like 6 losses in a row with vultures circling the novacare. not a situation to just roll out of bed and win
dallas is easily a better team....they caught them at just the right time getting the nooch...now that dalton has settled in wentz is the second best redhead in the division
Well they fargin' better. The two they have apparently can't play quarterback at all.
I don't think the Eagles are >50% to win any individual game, but there's about a 15-20% chance they beat a good team on any given week and roughly 50-50 they beat an NFC East team, which is how I arrive at 5 to 6 wins.
Willing to bet so let's goooo
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 22, 2020, 08:09:35 PM
I don't think the Eagles are >50% to win any individual game, but there's about a 15-20% chance they beat a good team on any given week and roughly 50-50 they beat an NFC East team, which is how I arrive at 5 to 6 wins.
Willing to bet so let's goooo
ima let that buck i got from havas for biden winning ride
now up to 2 house warming gifts from :CF friends. j youre next bud
At least we can all agree they're completely screwed next week.
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 22, 2020, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: MDS on November 22, 2020, 08:03:50 PM
they arent winning until the dallas game...at that point theyd be 3-10-1 on like 6 losses in a row with vultures circling the novacare. not a situation to just roll out of bed and win
dallas is easily a better team....they caught them at just the right time getting the nooch...now that dalton has settled in wentz is the second best redhead in the division
not only that they wouldve lost if garrett gilbert played. dinucci was earth shatteringly bad. literally any other replacement level qb wins with how pathetic wentz was
The big downside isn't the idea of losing to MDS, it's having to root for the Eagles.
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 22, 2020, 08:13:37 PM
The big downside isn't the idea of losing to MDS, it's having to root for the Eagles.
tough decision in week 17 when the eagles draft position can swing 5 spots, cant win the division, but you can save $100
I have confidence in the Eagles to blow their spot there.
this is infuriating...
https://twitter.com/jeff_mclane/status/1330892757481689094 21
It's really not. He got lucky in 2017. He's never been smart or inventive enough to adjust on the fly and it's clear he's not interested in scheming to whatever strengths Wentz has anyway.
Its farging infuriating.
OL problems? Skittish QB? By all means keep him in the pocket to get walloped.
They should have him on the perimeter 75% of the time. He's mobile enough. Its not like he's Philip Rivers.
Straight up bullshtein by Doug.
I said it's not infuriating. That should be the end of it or do you and I got issues?
Fight me now?!
Haha. I miss Chris from the really old EMB. He and I had motherfargers going. I fake called him out and offered to fight him at the corner of Broad & Chew.
ive been to church more times in my life than youve been within 5 miles of broad and chew
Yeah, that was the joke. And my Jewish buddy Craig Robinson owned a furniture store one block east of B & C. Bought my first set of furniture from there. True story.
Actually, it was south not east.
so 13th and chew
and hes a fake jew aint no jewish robinsons
Lol. No. He's Jewish.
And it was right by the transportation center on N Broad. Bro ran it with his really Jewish dad. He went to the University of Richmond, got out of school and opened up a furniture store in the hood.
Used that money to buy a Tastykake route. He's retired now, the farger.
thats olney....6 blocks from the goat la salle and right down the street from some of the best god damn korean bbq youll find
aint no heebs left there thats for sure, though it is close to goldsteins funeral home where every montco jew goes to meet papa jesus
It's Chew & Park. It's a Super Dollar store now. He was the least religious Jew I've ever met too. You'd love him. He loved the Sixers to the point where I thought it was kinda unhealthy.
https://twitter.com/LesBowen/status/1331345610163810305