Phillies

[MDS]

blake parker
mike morin
jared hughes

what would you like kap to do

[Geowhizzer]

bullpen's should never give up runs

Maybe not home runs to pinch hitting pitchers...

[PhillyPhreak54]

God damn farg

[Don Ho]

And your Ace shouldn't be giving up 5 runs against a team spending the rest of the month making tee times.

[Don Ho]

blake parker
mike morin
jared hughes

what would ou like kap to do

And don't forget Piveta.  Keep him in AAA

[Don Ho]

If we were so lucky they'd have allowed Blandino to beat Piveta to a pulp with the bat.

[PhillyPhreak54]

And your Ace shouldn't be giving up 5 runs against a team spending the rest of the month making tee times.

Yessir. That is correct as well

[PhillyPhreak54]

I know you're all shocked by the Phillies bats being silent, Vargas' junk balls getting whipped and the bullpen giving up a bomb on the first goddamn pitch

[ice grillin you]

i still cant believe how bad their starting staff is

[PhillyPhreak54]

And and it's a kick in the dick they've lost the last three must win Nola starts

Cole Irvin. Nick Pivetta. Jared Hughes.

Irvin about to get his tits lit.

Oh and if Cesar wasn't such a goddamned idiot this game would've been tied.

[PhillyPhreak54]

farg this shtein ass team

[Geowhizzer]

So, Nick Vincent isn't just a made-up amalgamation of Pivetta and Velasquez?

Either way, he sucks, too.

[MDS]

j getting mad over nick vincent, jason vargas and jared hughes is a level of j that i cant even begin to understand

[Don Ho]

Oh and if Cesar wasn't such a goddamned idiot this game would've been tied.

2019 in a nutshell.  Unfortunately one of many nutshells

[Don Ho]

Slider, cutter whatever you want to call it but nice whiff Big Fella.  That thing was prime for lift off.