Phillies

[ice grillin you]

Blow up the franchise

[MDS]

keep: spencer howard, alec bohm, kingery, bryce, nola, morgan, alvarez, ser, mickey moniak (out of spite)
go: everyone else

[QB Eagles]

how did this franchise ever win anything

[PhillyPhreak54]

What a goddamn joke

[Don Ho]

how did this franchise ever win anything

Omens

[Don Ho]

nobody on earth thinks the pitching is good but for the 10000th time they were not designed to be a good pitching team. they were deisgned to score runs. they arent scoring runs.

THIS should be the mandatory post the remainder of the season.  12th in NL in HR, 8th in runs.  The lack of situational hitting/manufacturing is just awful.  12 hits Friday and 2 runs?   But those home runs down by 13 were sure encouraging. 

[Rome]

If only they'd have scored 16 runs. 

Damn offense!

[Geowhizzer]

Nola and four days of shtein.  That's the Phils' rotation.

And yes, the offense has been shtein as well.

And the bullpen is diarrhea.

And Kaper is dystentery.

Flush the whole zesty thing.

[MDS]

getting swept is the best thing that could happen to them....end this and end it now

[Rome]

farging fire Kapler.  That's a start. 

[MDS]

does anybody want me to explain why i think the phillies should get freddy galvis back next year

[Geowhizzer]

Nola doing everything he can... even trying to set the example of what the offense is supposed to do.

[Rome]

Winner winner chicken dinner.

[PhillyPhreak54]

The rotation is Aaron Nola and The Four shteinbags

[Rome]

And Nola wasn't exactly Cy Young today either.