Mud Butt

Started by rjs246, July 01, 2005, 12:37:54 PM

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rjs246

I've got it. And bad. I drank a few pitchers of Bud Light last night (even though I know better b/c bud always makes my guts angry and rotten) and I am now paying the price.

I've been in the shteinter 4 times already today and every time its the same thing. One large explosion followed by about 3 minutes of pops and whistles followed by 5 minutes of wiping and wiping and wiping and still feeling filthy.

Don't drink Budweiser.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Tomahawk

Budweiser is rightfully the King Of Beers. Your stomach must be a sissybitch.

rjs246

I figured the years of abuse would have toughened it up. I have coddled it with redmeat, bacon, chili, Miller products and Guinness. You would think my intestinal tract would scoff at a little Budweiser. You would be wrong.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

T_Section224

Bud does terrible things to me, I stay clear of all of the Budweiser products, most Busch beers too, same result.
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MadMarchHare

How did I know this thread was started by you before opening the General Section? :-D

I'd also add PBR and Beast to that list.
Anyone but Reid.

hbionic

I always know I'm going to have a good shtein the next morning after spending a night with Newcastle.  :yay
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BigEd76

Is that your code name for him?

mussa

and mexican teenagers.


i drank molsen canadian, lager, captain and coke, red bull and vodka, and PBR last night.  my brain feels numb.  my ass has yet to explode.  but it will.  very soon. 
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Phanatic

So how come RJS threads have been anal focused of late?
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rjs246

Quote from: Phanatic on July 01, 2005, 01:38:45 PM
So how come RJS threads have been anal focused of late?

Who's gonna step up and hit that softball?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

hbionic


rjs just has to have his cheerios in the morning...that's all.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


PoopyfaceMcGee

Nothing give me teh explosive diarrhea quite like Icehouse.

Yeti

:-D at this whole thread.

and  :-D because you guys have shteiner troubles.



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Hbionic

rjs246

It's back. And to make matters worse this is day two which means that my delicate o-ring is already raw and chafed.

I'm scared to blast my necessary dookie, but the fear of blasting it is making me have to blast even more.

Send help.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MURP