Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline

[General_Failure]

Here's another update. Wentz is getting his shtein pushed in with multiple sacks.

[PhillyPhreak54]

The Philadelphia Sack Party

[General_Failure]

I would like to see this game end 2-0, please.

[QB Eagles]

That defensive series was beautiful. Wentz already looks shook.

[General_Failure]

Well that play was definitely farged up from the start.

[General_Failure]

Hurts is not having a good game. Wentz is having a worse game, but not by much.

[QB Eagles]

Ugly offensive series. WRs not getting separation, Hurts not as accurate as last week.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Offense looks like shtein

Poor first down play call and blocking
Poor throw by Hurts
Almost picked

Punt

[PhillyPhreak54]

Slay missed last third down and was in the tent and is not back in the game

Jogging in the sidelines

[Don Ho]

What happened to MVP Hurts?  Not like the WFT secondary was shutting anyone down before this. 

[General_Failure]

Slay farged up his ankle last week and probably hasn't fully recovered from it.

[phattymatty]

I see wentz still doesn't;t know when to throw the ball.  that's nice.

[General_Failure]

There was always a non-zero chance Wentz doesn't finish this game healthy, but he legitimately might not make it to halftime.

[PhillyPhreak54]

The Ginger's lack of pocket awareness is awesome

[QB Eagles]

Surprised Wentz hasn't fumbled yet.