Thread for Hippos to mock Penn State

[Seabiscuit36]

Just saw that.  He's farged in the head.  The videos from years ago that NBC had were creepy on the nightly news tonight

[Hawk]

Apparently McQueary emailed his former teammates and said that he stopped the shower incident and he's being villified by an untrue story.

[reese125]

really? he broke up anal sex and decided not to call the police?

keep up the good work mike.

[MDS]

yea thats good

he broke up that, didnt tell police, then let it simmer for 9 years and now here we are

gingers

[Hawk]

This guy is such an icehole.

[Munson]

Bob Costas seems so (rightfully) uncomfortable.

[Hawk]

He's got a beautiful smile though.

[MDS]

"we were just horsing around"

yup

[Hawk]

"You have to ask them."

[rjs246]

Explain to me why anyone would want to watch that.

[Hawk]

Explain to me why anyone would want to watch that.

It's the biggest sports story ever?

[PhillyPhreak54]

And apparently the lawyer he hired impregnated a 16yr old while in his 40s

[reese125]

Explain to me why anyone would want to watch that.

cant believe you would even need to ask that.

costas has dude on the phone line answering specific questions, lying through his teeth and squirming when asked the question if hes sexually attracted to young boys. any innocent person directly asked that question responds with an unequivocal "NO"--he actually had to think about it.

[MDS]

the other question is how do they find a jury for this? who doesnt know about this story and who doesnt know this guy is guilty?

i mean they found people for OJ but that was before twitter, facebook, the internet....and now the prosecution has tape of sandusky saying that he shouldnt have showered with those boys. and his defense attorney likes em young, too.

this shtein is too good for a movie.

[Sgt PSN]

And apparently the lawyer he hired impregnated a 16yr old while in his 40s

Some ironic comedy here is that the lawyer whistles when he says words with "s" in them, just like the old man on Family Guy.