Phillies

[ice grillin you]

That marsh at bat was hideously atrocious

[PhillyPhreak54]

Got shut down by Bailey Falter and friends.

Losers couldn't hit a beach ball with a tennis racket

[SD]

Repeat of previous seasons...pitching carries them they start hitting later

[Don Ho]

Three weird pirates runs

Walks, Wild Pitch, error = first run
Turner on ice skates = second run
Whiff Merrifield dropped ball/Yunior with the strangest WP you'll ever see = third run

Offense being their typical April/May self.

[MDS]

i felt like they got a little unlucky last night...hit the ball hard a bunch and it found some gloves or just missed homers.

the lineup today is absolutely legendary

[PhillyPhreak54]

Todays lineup is akin to Francona always trotting the likes of Kevin Sefcik out on an afternoon businessperson special

[SD]

Wind is crazy

[MDS]

it was windy af up there

im not sure if an opportune routine fly ball to center is going magically make castellanos not suck, but sure, lets go with it. harper was wearing the non fanatics creams lol

[PhillyPhreak54]

Good win. And hopefully they all wear the non fanatics uniforms

[PhillyPhreak54]

fargin no hitting scrubs

[MDS]

wheeler got super unlucky and when you have an offense that quite literally cannot score, you cant overcome it (notice what altnata has done when down big, i.e. today)

0-4 in wheeler starts, 3-0 in turnbull starts. the phillies!

[ice grillin you]

unlucky is one word for it

[MDS]

he gave up a run on a jt farg up...6th inning went error-walk-bloop-granny. you can watch the game or you can get scammed by the sixers

[PhillyPhreak54]

Cal Quantrill and the bottom dweller Rockies are working them over

[PhillyPhreak54]

30 XBH this year
62 XBH this time last year

Frustrating to watch the ineptness