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They're gonna get ripped in half by a team that's even more injured, and it's going to be awful.
Nick Mullins is throwing for 475
Greg Ward is the only WR at practice today whose on the 53.
Hightower isn't practicing?
No sir.
It's Greg & The Practice Squadders
No sane person thought DeSean would play more than three or four games, and we all knew Alshon probably wouldn't return until the fifth or sixth game...but this is ludicrous. Burnett is where? Back on the PS after last week's call up? Or is he on the 53 and also hurt?
It doesn't much matter with Wentz routinely missing his targets by five and six feet ... but damn.
I hope JJAW stays hurt. Throw the ball to Jordan Mailata.
Jackson is out. No surprise there.
Well good for him. That leaves him plenty of time to study Hitler's teachings, or spit some dope rhymes for his next music video.
Well Mien Kampf is basically the birds playbook so he's got a head start.
Eagles - 40
Niners - 8
I wish Koy Detmer were playing. Barring that, Koy Detmer's kid. I'm willing to entertain the idea of Ty Detmer at this point.
Quote from: AO1 on October 04, 2020, 07:46:45 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 04, 2020, 07:37:05 PM
Eagles - 40
Niners - 8
Charlie Garner
Yessir 💪💪
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Mills to CB
Epps starting at S
Even Wentz' intro headshot looks done with this shtein.
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Every day I'm a little more thankful we had that one good season of Frank Reich.
The Mailata experience looking great!
First one to complete a pass wins?
Lane out
Driscoll in
Lolol
Oh, awesome. Driscoll is in.
Driscoll knows that's an INT
Have we had enough of Wentz yet?
Wentz can turn it over no matter who the lineman are
Real glad I don't have a third monitor to put this game on.
Healthy Eagles offensive starters:
Wentz, Kelce, Sanders, Ertz
that's it, right?
Calling Wentz both healthy and a starter is questionable at best.
nonstop excitement in this one
Fair point.
They have four of their planned starters available.
That's better, no?
my god is the QB awful
Jesus Christ, he literally can't throw anymore. It's incredible.
Well at least Doug is having fun.
I don't think I understand football anymore.
Ok
Let's go defense
The Eagles have never seen a misdirection play to the left that they wouldn't completely whiff on.
Is this defense even capable of getting a stop after an Eagles score?
Slay down.
Once again basics 101
Haha of course
At least Barnett is playing well
Quote from: Diomedes on October 04, 2020, 08:59:16 PM
Slay down.
I wonder if it has anything to do with that direct dive at his knees.
That big man did very well just to get a piece of Slay!
C'mon, having the front of your knee get impacted by the helmet of a flying 260 lb man can't hurt that bad.
Niners sure seem concerned about that two point cushion the birds had, come they went for one.
fletcher cox being out there was amazing
It takes seven Eagles and a facemask to take Kittle down.
I looked away for a minute and missed the entire Eagles drive.
How are no Niners WRs getting open against this slop?
Quote from: General_Failure on October 04, 2020, 09:11:30 PM
I looked away for a minute and missed the entire Eagles drive.
You missed the one series they'll be showing the Eagles offense without piped in music.
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 04, 2020, 09:12:05 PM
How are no Niners WRs getting open against this slop?
Imagine how good they'd be if they hadn't cut Jordan Matthews.
Mullens has thrown zero downfield. It's all misdirection then screens.
Slay back on the field.
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on October 04, 2020, 09:25:54 PM
Mullens has thrown zero downfield. It's all misdirection then screens.
You're to blame for this.
First interception of the season, and the first interception I can recall in two years.
Rudy Ford
TJ Edwards
Both out with hammy injuries
Unreal
Wentz is gonna get his own 4th and 26 to go with his McNabb-like "gotta throw 30 passes in game before I'm warmed up" bullshtein.
Even America doesn't deserve this trash.
America absolutely deserves this.
that was an acrobatic play???
Target worst LBing corps every play.
I have no reason to believe the Eagles can come back.
Dick Rod, Team MVP.
Wallace drew the "baptism by fire" card tonight.
It must be nice to have LBs
Also they may want to devise some sort of, I don't know stick with me here, coverage on George Kittle.
Get sweaty
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 04, 2020, 10:36:02 PM
It must be nice to have LBs
Also they may want to devise some sort of, I don't know stick with me here, coverage on George Kittle.
Look, they're using the same game plan they used to cover Witten. What more do you want?
Find a worse secondary and Linebackers in NFL.
Duke Riley looked like my 97 year old aunt covering Kittle. With the walker!
Shame they didn't recover it in field goal range.
Thinking about getting a sweet sweet tie aren't you?
Strap strip sack babyyyy
the Frenchman tried his best not to make that play and still did
Quote from: Diomedes on October 04, 2020, 10:50:48 PM
Thinking about getting a sweet sweet tie aren't you?
0-2-14 easily takes this division.
Wentz regression is crazy on simple passes. He has to hit Ward there. Any qb makes that throw.
A Hightower catch!
Doug pederson is an embarrassment
49ers are trying their best to keep this a competitive game.
what am I watching
Like watching a clown routine, even when it goes right.
apparently a touchdown
Will the defense continue the trend of giving up a TD after an impressive scoring drive? Yeah, probably.
Came here to bitch about the overly cutesy trickery and then Wentz throws a beautiful TD to some bum
That bum is the best WR on the field right now.
Singleton wow
Quote from: General_Failure on October 04, 2020, 11:01:00 PM
Will the defense continue the trend of giving up a TD after an impressive scoring drive? Yeah, probably.
A new twist on this trend.
Doesn't take Al that long.....lol
White Linebacker.
Hassan Ridgeway is a large mofo.
And just like that eagles secondary with the good old reality check
That is not a touchdown
How many times are the birds on Sunday night because I can't take any more of Collinsworth
Ok midget running backs, it's on you
why would you ever take up a WR position with your starting QB
Christ, kick the farging ball already.
Am I watching the last two minutes of a basketball game?
That was not one second.
And why the farg is Clement getting the ball.
Also with 2:01 they should've thrown. Clock stops anyway.
no thanks on the throwing
It's times like this I'm glad they're the greatest screen team ever assembled.
Well that was ugly
I haven't thought once tonight, "good play call."
I assume Sanders is hurt. Good possession squad.
Yeah where the hell is Sanders?
Quote from: Diomedes on October 04, 2020, 11:24:28 PM
I haven't thought once tonight, "good play call."
that whole thing was a joke
we're gonna see a 93 yard TD right now.
I don't give a farg what happens this is the worst secondary in football
Get your fat ass out of the way umpire
I mean my farging two dogs know you double-team Kittle
That only time this game they resembled the Super Bowl team.
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they went from first overall pick to first place
Mailata wasn't a dumpster fire. He's got some film work to do studying blitzes/stunts etc. but he moved around well and his foot work wasn't terrible. The few times I saw him pull or crash down he knew what he was doing. Don't think he's a stud LT but maybe competent back up. Noticed they didn't run the ball much to his side.
I've seen Mullens play out of his mind before, tonight he regressed further than Wentz.
Not convinced the Eagles would have won if Shanny called for a pass to Kittle on every down.
Quote from: AO1 on October 05, 2020, 12:19:14 AM
Mailata wasn't a dumpster fire. He's got some film work to do studying blitzes/stunts etc. but he moved around well and his foot work wasn't terrible. The few times I saw him pull or crash down he knew what he was doing. Don't think he's a stud LT but maybe competent back up. Noticed they didn't run the ball much to his side.
Line wasn't as bad as it could have been, considering Mailata was fresh meat, and Lane was in and out. But there were multiple bad snaps on Kelce and some really terribly blocked up runs. Wentz also seemed to have more awareness of the pressure than previous weeks, which helped lower the sack count. His accuracy was not improved at all but at least his decisions were somewhat better.
Eagles MVP though was Nick Bosa's ACL because he would have absolutely wrecked this game.
-nick mullens was terrible
-carson was mostly pretty bad, few nice throws/runs. tried to be a super hero. blocking was pretty rancid and he was throwing to slop. to be fair.
-schwartz's best game plan of the year
-nick mullens sucks
-1st down with 201 left. entire playbook at your disposal. doug runs off tackle with corey farging clement. whyyyyy.
its nice to win and everything but this team still stinks and theyre losing the next 2 and by a lot
The Wentz rushing td was following a block Mailata made.
Not liking the trend of Cox and Slay having injury scares every single week.
How frustrated must Howie be about his WR situation. He thinks he's getting his two vets back from injury, he drafts three guys, he still has a second round pick from the previous year on the roster, and he signs a decent vet FA. With that many bites at the apple, he had to figure someone other than Travis Fulgham would be available to make big plays in Week 4.
Quote from: MDS on October 05, 2020, 12:52:28 AM
-1st down with 201 left. entire playbook at your disposal. doug runs off tackle with corey farging clement. whyyyyy.
Four + hours later and I'm still scratching my head.
D Line played great tonight! farg Trent Williams.
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on October 04, 2020, 11:21:04 PM
That was not one second.
Two horrible calls!! The clock before the 2:00 minute warning was atrocious and Beathard fumbled that ball, his arm never got past his shoulder BUT NBC and Suck Off Collinsworth/Grandpa Michaels just MEH about the whole thing.
A wretched team that is 1-2-1 is alone in first place.
I just can't 2020 anymore.